Tender Gender Fender Bender - Yo dawgs this is your main man Marduk, calling it straight from the Southtown PD jail pen. Y'all probably wondering how I got here. Well, let me tell you, it all started when a crazy broad was trying to get out of an abusive relationship with some jerk name Andy. I don't know who this Andy is. But when I do? I'll beat him silly, cause I'm all about promoting women's rights now! - created on 13:53:35 02/21/2017 by Marduk and last modified on 23:18:40 02/21/2017. Cast: Marduk and Mai. Night Of the Hunter - Okay you crazy ass mofos. I want to make something clear. Mama's in a safe place, far away from the house that I got her, and let her live in. If any of you crazy ass mofos ever threaten my family again? There is gonna be a town. And you wanna know what's in that town? What's in that town is pounds. I don't care if you are some kind of hannibal lector dude who cuts me up and talks about the lambs or something. I am gonna pound you into the town of pounds. - created on 15:01:20 02/27/2017 by Marduk and last modified on 16:14:34 03/15/2017. Cast: Freeman and Marduk. Big Bear Brawl Off Ball - After his match in the King of Fighters tournament, there is a lot for Marduk to think about. Mostly, that he lost. But there is a lot to think about his loss. Already, he is warming up for his next interview with Terry, to help justify his loss. Unfortunately, as it turns out, Australia has it's own pro wrestlers... and they do not like Marduk very much. - created on 13:12:12 08/17/2017 by Marduk and last modified on 12:17:44 08/18/2017. Cast: Marduk and Big Bear. Clash Of The Titans - Marduk, enraged at being wrongfully accused by Interpol, goes all the way to Metro City to protest the UN. Unfortunately for him? The Mad Gear security venture doesn't take kindly to trespassers, and when Marduk makes enough of a hectic, it's time for the Big Wheels to come up, by the name of Abigail. - created on 23:44:35 10/26/2017 by Marduk and last modified on 02:42:25 10/28/2017. Cast: Marduk and Abigail. Marduk Meets His First Bounty - Marduk, the freshest recruit for the Front Line Militia for the NOL, has learned about the wonderful world of the para-military organization. They have macbooks! Snug-fitting blue and white uniforms! And of course, bounties. While sitting at a coffee shop, he discovers a bounty RIGHT OUTSIDE with Sylvie Paula Paula! He goes out, and soon learns that there are more important things in life than money. It is Dumbo. - created on 19:01:57 03/09/2018 by Marduk and last modified on 19:52:04 03/10/2018. Cast: Marduk and Sylvie. The Hundred Hot Wings Challenge - Marduk goes to the Live House 'Old Line' to eat a hundred chicken wings and listen to music. However, Iori is playing that night, and apparently has standards and self respect. They scuffle over their disagreements on chicken wings and music, and wreck at least four Escalades in the process. - created on 20:28:43 03/31/2022 by Marduk and last modified on 22:55:07 04/02/2022. Cast: Iori and Marduk.