SNF 2009.07

Love and Marriage... Heavy D! vs Juni - In front of the famous Buckingham Fountain, two fighters that don't quite go together like a horse and carriage meet in a brutal, fast, and suprisingly dry (for the most part) battle for blood and SNF pride. (Winner: Heavy D!) - created on 20:39:57 07/10/2009 by HeavyD and last modified on 20:40:27 07/11/2009. Cast: HeavyD and Juni.

TH-TH-THUNDERDOME! Ryu vs Kyo vs Kula vs Todoh - Four men (okay, three men and one woman) enter--ONLY ONE MAN LEAVES. Well, not really, but the premise is essentially that. Yes, these four fighters are pitted against one another inside this leftover from the 1967 Montreal World Fair, now a museum of...water. Whatever it is, it's now the home of this NO HOLDS BARRED SNF Title Match against powerhouses Ryu, that sassy Kyo Kusanagi boy, the chilly Kula Diamond and fighting super-genius...Ryuhaku Todoh? Surely this was a clerical error...right? Right?? (Winner: Ryu) - created on 22:20:02 07/10/2009 by Kyo and last modified on 01:12:03 07/21/2009. Cast: Kula, Kyo, Todoh, and Ryu.

Mary's Magical Murderland! Jayden vs Cross,CA:Mary - Mary is given a warehouse to 'decorate'--and Cross and Jayden have to fight in it, with Mary playing the part of spoiler. Who will come out on top--mercenary or NESTS agent?!? (Winner: Jayden) - created on 16:58:19 07/11/2009 by Jayden and last modified on 20:41:48 07/11/2009. Cast: Mary, Jayden, and Cross.

Gorilla Tactics! Rolento/Mizuki vs Alex/Hinata - In the Jungle (of the Tropical Rainforest Exhibit at the Woodland Park Zoo).... titanic forces do battle. Rolento Schugerg, the infamous mercenary, and his 'teammate', Mizuki Kamigawa, must defend their position against the ravening gorilla forces of Alex and Hinata Wakaba. Whose might will triumph?!? (Draw Match) - created on 22:19:23 07/11/2009 by Mizuki and last modified on 16:45:44 07/12/2009. Cast: Mizuki, Hinata, Alex, and Rolento.

Pure Inebriation! Yamazaki/Ren vs Hayato/Salvatore - In Heineken's antique brewery, four fighters pair off in a match that pits BURNING spirit versus BURNING madness, a MYSTERIOUS agent (possibly with a dark past) against a LOUD ninja girl (???) that spells a recipe for disaster (for Heineken). Alternate title: Why Does SNF Allow Yamazaki To Participate Because He Just Causes Major Collateral Damage? (Winners: Yamazaki and Ren..?) - created on 22:36:18 07/11/2009 by Ren and last modified on 02:33:38 07/13/2009. Cast: Yamazaki, Hayato, Ren, and Salvatore.

Don't Try This At Home! Ken vs May Lee/Kyoko - Squaring off against Kyoko and KOREAN SUPERSTAR May Lee, Ken Masters--along with these lovely ladies--is tasked to teach children how to be proper and upstanding citizens. This, of course, means lots of Shoryukens. Lots of them. And so much pain. So much pain... (Winner: Ken) - created on 23:34:14 07/11/2009 by Kyoko and last modified on 14:47:23 07/14/2009. Cast: MayLee, Ken, and Kyoko.

Convoy! Hotaru VS Cody VS Cammy VS Blue Mary - Taking four very talented fighters and having them do battle in a chaotic four way free for all seems like a good start, but it isn't crazy enough. Let's have them fight on the tops of four trucks instead. That helps, but isn't quite there yet. So let's have the trucks rolling along the freeway at eighty miles per hour? Now we're talking. Painful grapples, a frenzy of strikes, and a handful of chi blasts bring the four fighters toward the brutal conclusion. ( Draw Match ) - created on 20:11:53 07/12/2009 by Hotaru and last modified on 12:59:59 07/18/2009. Cast: Hotaru, BlueMary, Cody, and Cammy.

Real-Ass Survivor! Alan vs Yuri vs Flora vs Brett - Reality TV shows are high-quality entertainment for high-quality people watching them on high-quality TV. But television producers are always seeking more ratings and, in an effort to ignite interest in their plethora of reality shows coming out this season, they have enlisted the aid of Saturday Night Fight's writers to cop out as hard as they are able -- and cop out they shall. Set on a REAL-ASS island (production set located somewhere in California), Yuri Sazaki, Alan R.B., Flora Akahana and Brett Neuer aren't just fighting -- they're competing to see who gets voted 'off' their real-ass Survivor island adventure to take home the grand prize: the Contenders' Belt. And just how is someone voted off the island? By being beaten so hard they can't fight anymore. Obviously. What do you think this is? (Winner: Alan) - created on 19:52:43 07/13/2009 by Yuri and last modified on 00:19:36 07/15/2009. Cast: Alan, Flora, Brett, and Yuri.

Detroit PUNCH City! Igniz vs Blanka/Cherry/Ophelia - Saturday Night Fight! Detroit, home of steel, cars, and.. brawlings! Ophelia, Cherry and Blanka take on the 'God' of NESTS, Igniz! (Winners: Blanka/Cherry/Ophelia) - created on 19:31:23 07/14/2009 by Blanka and last modified on 18:26:13 07/27/2009. Cast: Igniz, Blanka, Cherry, and Ophelia.

The Great Thirst! Diana vs Raoghnailt/Kurenai - Put three women in a desert. Make two of them friends. Put them at each others NECKS and SEE THE BLOOD FLY. Perhaps sparks is more apt due to the nature of combat. At any rate, can the combined force of Kurenai and Roughnailt be enough to defeat Diana?! < Winner : Diana > - created on 19:42:39 07/18/2009 by Diana and last modified on 01:13:51 07/21/2009. Cast: Diana, Kurenai, and Raoghnailt.

A Good Cause! Kain vs Brian/Daniel/Jayden/Roland - Brian, Daniel, Jayden and Roland all team up to take on Kain for the sake of charity. Fighting in Southtown Park, the two sides battle for money that SNF has promised to donate to the reconstruction efforts in Southtown. An effort bolstered by Kain's announcement of a matching donation. In the end, it's the people of Southtown who really win! (Winners: Brian/Daniel/Jayden/Roland) - created on 19:59:50 07/19/2009 by Kain and last modified on 18:48:34 07/22/2009. Cast: Brian, Kain, Roland, Daniel, and Jayden.

Sumo Smackdown! Juni vs Zach/Benkei - Juni vs Benkei and Zach in fatsui... er, sumo suit for SNF Someone's going to get eaten. (Winner: Juni) - created on 16:20:08 07/20/2009 by Juni and last modified on 18:29:18 07/27/2009. Cast: Zach, Benkei, and Juni.

The Little Sakazaki Who Could! Yuri vs Tran/Birdie - Yuri Sakazaki is quite the scrapper. From whiney kidnapping victim to whiney fighting victim, she has come quite a long way in her life. Under the astute training of the Kyokugen way as well as her just sort of picking up whatever she sees that looks nifty and bastardizing it into some twisted abomination of the technique it once was, Yuri has come a long way... and Saturday Night Fight has decided to test /exactly/ how far she's come by pitting her against two rough and tumble customers: the British brutish brawler Birdie, and the toughest AMERICAN spydoctor in the entire world, Dr. Tran. Yet, even with how far Yuri has progressed, even this might be too much for the young scrapper to bear... and so SNF officials have also outfitted her with a remote, one-use only defribrillator to jolt the girl back to life if the need arises. Yes, it's Yuri Sakazaki, world-renowned "little girl" and greatest up-and-comer of all, versus two violent men! What could possibly go wrong?! (Winners: Tran/Birdie) - created on 18:30:45 07/20/2009 by Yuri and last modified on 18:50:22 07/22/2009. Cast: Tran, Birdie, and Yuri.

Ultimate Destruction! Hotaru vs Cody - It starts as something as harmless as a cage match. With electrified walls. And fire walls. And then devolves into much worse as Hotaru Futaba and Cody Travers face off to resolve who will start this SNF season as the Warrior's Belt Title holder. ( Winner: Cody ) - created on 19:37:14 07/27/2009 by Hotaru and last modified on 11:37:13 07/29/2009. Cast: Hotaru and Cody.

Royal Pain! Ryu vs Alex/Poison - Ryu takes on Alex and his unlikely comrade, Poison, for the entertainment of the Scottish and English nobility. There are very nearly some real royal pains, and a great number of the metaphorical sort. (Winner: Ryu) - created on 19:55:45 07/27/2009 by Ryu and last modified on 17:50:17 08/08/2009. Cast: Ryu, Alex, and Poison.

High Noon! Juni/Vyle vs Cody/Frei - Welcome to the dusty trails of Montana, where two of Shadaloo's finest pose a criminals and two of... well, there's no relationship at all between Cody and Frei but they're the law in this town! Free inside: gunplay, dodging, and Cody hulking out... literally. (Winners: Juni and Vyle) - created on 19:57:16 07/27/2009 by Frei and last modified on 21:39:07 08/09/2009. Cast: Frei, Vyle, Cody, and Juni.

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