SNF 2009.12

SNF: A Bridge Too Far - The unlikely team of Tenma Kiryuu and Mizuki Kamigawa face off against Adelheid Bernstein... ON A BRIDGE. Blood is flung, shrines are maidened, and genocides are cut. But in the end, Adelheid's opponents feel the PAIN down in Africa. (Winner: Adelheid) - created on 16:46:27 12/06/2009 by Tenma and last modified on 18:36:35 12/12/2009. Cast: Adelheid, Mizuki, and Tenma.

SNF: Do You Hear What I Hear - If there's one thing lonely drunks on Christmas enjoy, it's seeing two men punch each other senseless--and the owners of the Shanghai Sports Bar are willing to oblige, thanks to Saturday Night Fight! Thai Terror Adon is pitted against Metro's Heavy D! in a fight where both men are rendered BLIND--thankfully not FOR REALS--and forced to duke it out in the bar. You're the entertainment for many lonely, drunken hearts this Yuletide evening, boys, so make the most of it among the cheap Christmas decorations. Hey, at least the winner gets a voucher to a free meal. Merry Christmas! (WINNER: Heavy D!) - created on 20:29:52 12/19/2009 by Adon and last modified on 15:02:51 02/28/2010. Cast: HeavyD and Adon.

SNF: Marshmallow World - In a match that would make certain ice-using assassins explode in envy, Masters Stadium's White Arena has been refashioned into some sort of a makeshift candyland, with oversized sweets from chocolates to candy canes bedecking the entire landscape, and flooring made entirely of two feet of all-too soft, all-too sticky marshmallow, Brian Battler and Vyle find themselves forced to face off in this sticky wonderland in an all-out, all-sweet brawl to the finish. But will they, or the candy, be the victors...?! (Winner: Vyle) - created on 18:15:23 12/22/2009 by Vyle and last modified on 02:18:21 01/03/2010. Cast: Brian and Vyle.

SNF: A Chipmunk Christmas! - Alvin and the Chipmunks. They ARE Christmas. Their delightfully shrill, ear-bleedingly high-pitched songs are a gift to us all, and it's because of this that SNF sees fit to pay tribute to their greatness. Imitation, after all, is the sincerest form of flattery -- and imitation is what they'll get when Shenwoo, Rolento Schugerg, and intoducing the DYNAMIC DUO of Cody Travers and Ren Kurosaki all face off in a hectic free-for-all at Santa's Workshop (or at least, a reasonable facsimile thereof)... while the entire room is being flooded with special voice-enhancing chemicals (read: helium) to allow them to properly mimic the much beloved chipmunks of yore. In a high-pitched squeal of death threats and bloodlust, who will dominate this chiperrific Saturday Night Fight Main Event?! Or will all parties succumb to the only very slightly asphyxiating properies of the Happy Magic Voice Gas before victory can be determined...?! Find out, only here, on a very special holiday edition of SATURDAY NIGHT FIGHT! (Winner: Rolento) - created on 18:36:32 12/27/2009 by Ren and last modified on 02:38:55 01/03/2010. Cast: Shenwoo, Cody, Ren, and Rolento.

SNF: Carol of the Bells - In this fight, Iori, Chun-Li and Heidern decide to put aside their differences and bring the joy of holiday cheer to unfortunate orphan-children the world over through joyous caroling. Tears are shed, bonds are forged, and delightful, generic meandering socializations are artfully crafted. Also: people die. All or none of these things are accurate. PS: Uchikoma is a whore. Literally. (Draw: Heidern and Iori) - created on 19:07:03 12/28/2009 by Iori and last modified on 00:11:12 01/14/2010. Cast: Heidern, Iori, and Chun-Li.

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