Description: Mister Jones ambushes Munin for an NDP match. It's all fun and puns until someone gets chocked. (Winner: Mister Jones)
Aahh, here again. Munin has never forgotten this place since her match with Shun, and has finally had time to return. It's high up, with a pretty sunset, where no one can find her or knows where she is. Snow has fallen recently, leaving the small area soft, white, and lacking marring aside from her own footsteps in coming up here.
Munin has shed the cowboy boots and hat from her match with Jezebel and Roland, but still has on her Browncoat duster. Seems this is a perminant part of her attire now, though it IS useful for keeping her remaining shortsword hidden.
%sShe just stands there at the edge, enjoying the view and fresh air.
Munin can run to the ends of the earth but she will never be able to escape...Mister Jones.
Who knew that he was her arch enemy now? This little lady sure knows how to make quick enemies of just about everyone she meets!
"Munin!!" Mista' Jones figure can be easily spotted trudging up the steep snow covered cliff that leads to the cabin, his ever present yellow jump suit standing out on the white background. He seems to have brought along some friends, in the form of a camera crew with the Masters' Corporation logo. Maybe he's planning to do some kind of interview? But if he did, why is he carrying along his nunchucks instead of a microphone?
"Munin Arshe! I know you're in there! Come on out girl!"
Slowly, Munin turns around as she sees Jones and his crew running up the path to the cabin behind her. She can't help but smirk as they all completely miss seeing her. She makes her way casually, and completely silently, up behind them all, the muffling snow further quieting her approach.
She holds her finger up to her lips as the camera crew behind him see her, shushing them. They all catch on fast, and with smirks and nods, say nothing, watching as she slowly moves up behind the impatient jones. Once behind him, she shouts "I'm already out, Mr.Jones! What do you want!?"
She also prepares to duck in case he turns around swinging, while grinning ear to ear.
Traitors! The least the camera crew can do is at least give Jones a heads up he's about to get sneak attacked. They should know better than to let the ninja like girl get anywhere near Jonesy's back when he ain't aware of it, namely because that's one of the main factors that drives the Action Movie Star here to challenge the sword girl.
"ACK!" Johnny Jones does indeed not notice Munin creeping behind him and jumps forward a bit, quickly turning around to spot to giggling crouching Munin. He grumbles, adjusts his shades, combs his afro and then speaks "Cut that out!" Demands he, pointing an accusing finger "I heard you're on the NDP! How about we have us a little dance? I've been meaning to pay you back for poking me in the ass last time we fought!"
Wow, is he still sore about that one SNF he had with Munin and Momoko? That was almost a year ago. He either has really good memory or likes to keep grudges.
Munin smirks, shrugging "So that hit was a bad idea in hindsight?". She likes being up here. It has her in a good mood, which she usually is nowhere near. Her playful side is more evident as a result. "Ok.... yea, i'm in the NDP. You want a match? Your on....".%r
She turns around, walking a distance away, before quickly turning back. With a flick of her wrist, her shortsword shoots into her hand from out of her sleep, where it and her other hand begin to glow with dark misty black chi.
Her eyes pulse with light briefly as she smirks at him "Ready when you are, Afro Samurai". Is she taunting him? It would seem so....
COMBATSYS: Munin has started a fight here.
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Munin 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: MrJones has joined the fight here.
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MrJones 0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0 Munin
Mista' Jay snaps his fingers a couple of times telling the camera crew to get ready to film. They do so obediently and quickly, finding a patch of even ground where they can get situated, prompting their tri pods and what not. It's annoying that Munin and Jones decided to duke it out on the slope of a hill, but they're not about to suggest where people can fight and where they can't.
Once they've set up their ring of DEATH, or rather filming, Johnny Jones sneaks a glance to the crew who give him the thumbs up.
"Aaaaaand Action!"
Leave it to Jones to always treat everything as a movie, even a for reals fight.
Uncurling his nunchuck before tucking it under his armpit, Jonesy gets on his signature Jeet Kune Do stance and brushes his nose with his thumb in a very martial artisty way. "I'm ready." Responds the Afro Samurai.
"Let's get it on!"
"Ok!" comes Munins response, and without another beat of time wasted, she attacks, though not in the conventional or entirely honorable way. She swings her sword low as she closes, using the acceleration to enhance the effect of what she is doing.
At the last minute, she scrapes it through the snow and dirt, flinging the debris at Jones' face! Simple, and potentially effective!
COMBATSYS: MrJones interrupts Random Strike from Munin with Slide Double.
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MrJones 0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0 Munin
"Sheesh!"
Johnny Jones knows exactly what Munin is about to do the moment she digs her sword into the ground.
"I knew you fought dirty Munin! But that's pushing it!!" Jonesy aims to put the hurt on Munin, both verbally and physically, and what better way to do that than by giving her some of her own medicine in the form of horrible horrible puns!?
Also a few nunchaku whacks to the body oughta do the trick.
"SHOO!" Pushing through the dirt tossed at him, Jonesy manages to keep his gaze focused on Munin as his shades block most of the dirt that would otherwise cloud his vision.
Stomping her foot in order to keep his target steady, Johnny Jones unfurls his chucks and goes to crack Munin twice in the the sides of her head before backing up, a loud kyah given for each strike as it is common for him.
"WOO!! ATAAA!"
Two loud cracks can be heard as the weapon impacts the small womans skull twice. She seems stunned momentarily from the hits, but not TOO badly phased.... yet.
Eyeing him wearily, she can't help but respond "What.... afraid i might soil your honor or something?". She smirks, hiding the fact shes waiting for her head to stop ringing and her eyes to refocus.....
COMBATSYS: Munin gains composure.
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MrJones 0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0 Munin
Mister Jones glares at that pun...
That pun was so painful that if looks could kill right now Munin would be nothing but a smoldering pile of ashes.
"You're /so/ dead." Grumbles the Movie Star as he flicks his nunchaku about, whirling it behind his back several times for the enjoyment of the camera whilst he regards Munin closely, peering at her evily for her use of those evil evil puns. He will make her pay for her terrible crimes!
COMBATSYS: MrJones focuses on his next action.
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MrJones 0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0 Munin
With a devious, mischevious smirk, Munin comes in suddenly! She brings her free hand up and leaps for a palm strike!
Of course, this is just an illusionary fakeout, as the chi image goes up, she takes a single straight stab right at his chest, snapping out and back again quickly. The chi image vanishes seconds later, or instantly if struck. Whichever happens first.
COMBATSYS: Munin successfully hits MrJones with Weapon Jab.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-
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MrJones 0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0 Munin
Mister Jones' arches an eyebrow as Munin comes in for a frontal attack. He thinks that there's something odd with that manner of attack and considers striking Munin again before she reaches him just to keep her on her toes.
However, he decides that would be a douche move to do and just extends his nunchaku, putting it on a horizontal position aiming to block the palm strike with the chain that connects the two metal bars.
It is Jonesy' play fair mode that ends up being his demise. "Wha--" The illusion passes right through him and suddenly he is feeling pain on his chest when Munin takes a stab at his heart, the Action Star manages to step back just in time to not get skewered but his skin has been pierced and there's clear blood staining his yellow jumpsuit now. "Dang it! I just got this cleaned too!!" Never mind that he almost got ran right through, Jonesy has his priorities well set.
Like for example, attacking Munin! Jonesy steps in towards the sword girl, swinging his chucks at her swords to knock them out of the way before following it up with a fast left jab to her face to pop her right in the nose! "WASHOO!"
COMBATSYS: Munin blocks MrJones' Gaudy Punch.
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MrJones 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Munin
With a quick move of her arm, Munin brings her free arm up to block with. If she blocks with her sword arm, it could leave her side too open! The impact is more severe than she expects, and leaves her arm aching something fierce!
This close, however, she doesn't have time to shake the throb out, and glares at Jones, her eyes exploding with chi! He's close, so hopefully this will give her time to make some distance!
COMBATSYS: MrJones blocks Munin's Flashbang.
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MrJones 0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0 Munin
As Jones' knuckles collide with a blocking arm, the Disco Brawler slides backwards and side steps in an attempt to try Munin from her blind side. Thankfully for him, Munin herself is trying to set some distance as well by throwing chi blasts at him and he has enough time to flick his nunchaku at it to bat it away and avoid most of the damage.
However, once he spots an opening, the Funky Fighter rushes in again flicking his nunchaku up high in an attempt to distract Munin by keeping her gaze up, right before he sends a sneaky left piston kick directly for her stomach! "SHOO!!"
COMBATSYS: Munin fails to counter Arc Fliegan from MrJones with Shadow Strike.
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MrJones 0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\0 Munin
Unfortunately for Munin, she's in a little TOO playful and relaxed a mood. For all her distractionary tactics and thnking, she falls for his misdirection like a cat spotting something shiney!
She looks down at the sudden alternate motion far too late, the blow impacting dead on, dazing her, and leaving her stumbling for the moment as her eyes try to refocus!
Keep your eyes on the birdie! Is what Mister Jones seems to be thinking by the smug grin he gets when Munin keeps her focus on his chucks instead of his striking kick. Munin seems to be out of it now after taking that blow to the gut and it may be time for Jonesy to play up on his advantage by keeping the pressure up.
Johnny ain't above using tricks himself to win him fights. If Munin is susceptible to such tactics he's going to exploit them! Therefore, Jones wiggles his foot at her making it look like he's about to try and kick her in the stomach again, only to switch the bait at the last moment by going for the overhead smash with his chucks! "WATAAA!"
COMBATSYS: MrJones successfully hits Munin with Aggressive Strike.
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MrJones 0/-------/-======|=======\==-----\1 Munin
Finally recovering her senses, Munin moves to sidestep the attack, not falling for his foot. Unfortunately, the prior hit has befuddled her a bit too much, and she is unable to dodge in time! Another loud crack can be heard as he clubs her on the head with the chucks!
She staggers under the blow, but is not out yet! With a pained snarl, she goes for the throat with the sword! Meanwhile, her hand comes down low, to impact his crotch, as she goes for a throw, the blade stopping before it actually strikes him!
Should it work, she makes sure to squeeze nice and hard!
COMBATSYS: MrJones interrupts Strong Throw from Munin with Slide Double.
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MrJones 0/-------/=======|=======\======-\1 Munin
Okay...okay.
First of all. Sword to the neck? Not cool!
Second, squeeze to the crotch!? Even less cool!
Fighting honorably is thrown right out the window when Jonesy sees a sword aimed at his neck and a striking hand aimed low for his groin. There's tricks, and then there's this! Mista' Jay ain't having none of that! He smacks both attacks out of the way, the sword with his chuck and the hand with a side kick turning Munin around so that she's giving her back to him using her momentum against her.
As he manages to twist her about, he's suddenly bringing the chain of his nunchucks right across the tricky girl's throat and gives her a good SQUEEZE to strangle the air out of her, hurting her wind pipe in the process before tossing her to one side.
"You got me from behind once! It ain't happening with my front, ya hear!?"
That's totally not gonna be taken out of context.
With an "URK!" Munin is grabbed and strangled! In her weakened state, it doesn't take much, and this is definately enough. She impacts the side of the cabin, bouncing off and rolling to the ground, unconscious.
Then something strange happens.
There's a sudden EXPLOSION of dark violet chi from her prone form, enveloping everything nearby, such as Jones, and part of the cabin! She remains unconscious afterwards, however. This fight is over.
COMBATSYS: Munin can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: MrJones endures Munin's Twilight Rising.
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"That's what you get!" Mista' Jones flicks his chucks about and tucks them under his armpit once Munin hits the ground. He is not the type that relishes causing pain on others, but this fight with Munin had long been coming after the poor performance he did when he last fought her.
Nothing personal though! Once Munin is down and out, Jonesy cracks his neck and turns about to let the medic crew deal with her, right until he feels something really freaking warm behind him, as if there were something burning.
He sniffs the air. "Hey, do you smell somethin----" And gets consumed in blinding violet chi right before he could as the camera crew what was going on, enveloped in Munin's death throes. Once the blast subsides, a much more burnt version of Jones is standing there, coughing out smoke with his 'fro slightly on fire.
"I'm okay!"
He manages to say before flopping on the ground face first.
Log created on 20:33:09 05/23/2012 by MrJones, and last modified on 16:21:48 05/24/2012.