Description: Some people pick up dates at bars, dance clubs, parks... people like Daniel though? They go for the nitty gritty, they pick their dates at the fighting circuit, and not just other fans either, they go for the opponent that is currently occupied trying to break their dorsal spine. How's that working out for Daniel? Well, let's just say it hasn't totally ruined his life yet. (Winner: Daniel)
The Ancient City of Petra. 8 AM.
Daniel Jack sips his coffee in the simple tent set up in the heart of this ancient city. Daniel Jack never thought he would hold a fight in Jordan. Heck, he was expecting to be fighting in a river when he heard of the venue. In this desert locale, however, the detective realized that this was a much more intimate site. Daniel Jack remembered Indiana Jones all too well.
After all, his fighting style was once inspired by him.
Letting the black coffee slip down his throat, he looks out at the red amphitheatre. Ages past, it was once an open-air theater. Eyeing the ruined remains of the ancient stadium, he considers his opponent. Diesel. What kind of name was Diesel? All Daniel knew was that it was a woman. But with a name like Diesel.... the detective imagines a 6'5 monster of a hardened biker chick, more beast than lady, armed with a giant chain. The detective groans. A female Birdie would be his luck. Thinking for a moment, he decides to sing a bit to himself as he waits for his opponent to arrive.
"Michael rowed, the boat a-shore..."
Let it never be said that Daniel Jack is not worth his salt as a detective.
Even if it was a little too obvious due to the name, his opponent for the night is in fact quite an statuesque female, though little is truly known of her considering her relative few fights in the circuit. If only he would have done more research and seen how much of a destined fight this truly was, to dismiss it as a simple NDP battle was a folly thing to do, the fact that it was in Jordan was even less of a coincidence.
Yet one thing about Daniel is that he has always been known to calmly waltz into near suicidal situations with naught but a calm smile on his face whilst whistling a merry tune.
If he does this on purpose to play the fool or he's really that clueless is up for debate though.
Although his guess is close, it's not quite close to who Diesel really is. Entering from the other side of the coliseum comes a staggeringly tall figure, seven feet at least, covered in an equally large cloak and hoodie like a boxer. As she casually walks to the center, her features completely concealed, the hooded figure looks up searching their surroundings to get a better feel of the environment. The hood and cloak combo may actually spark some sort of familiarity on the young detective, but he'll probably not realize it where has seen this attire until after it's taken off.
Ripping the cloak off her body, the woman known as Diesel shows herself, tall, broad shouldered, long curly unkept hair, rippling taunt muscles, bright yellow eyes that burn with malice..and she seems to be dressed in priestess clothing? Her 'uniform' is definitely militaristic in appearance, though the way if billows in the air makes it look more like something a monk would wear, like a strange mockery of a far eastern martial artist. More importantly its the colors and insignia, if Daniel didn't recognize it before he'll definitely see the unmistakable Shadaloo colors and shoulder badge Diesel proudly displays on her uniform.
The cloak and hoodie are what Killer Dolls usually dress themselves by to go incognito.
If Diesel is dressed like that and has a Shadaloo insignia does that mean...
She's one of them?
Daniel Jack continues to sing to himself. "River Jordan is deep and wide..." Sipping his coffee, he turns around, looking across the arena. There, he spies the statuesque figure approaching his way. Focusing over the dark-skinned, amazonian beauty, the detective visibly raising his eyebrows. As the cloak falls, the detective swallows solemnly. Standing up, he finishes his song with but one word.
"Hallelujah."
Daniel Jack throws back his coffee, finishing it off. Heading to the metal tower, he refills the cup, and stops by the table, where a continental breakfast was set up for cast and crew. He snatches up two bagels with one hand, before leaving the tent, motioning the crew to follow him. The camera crew and judge follow warily, as Daniel Jack takes point, approaching the titaness with a classy swag. The crew knew very well who that woman was, or at least the colors.
But oddly enough, so did Daniel.
"-More- Shadaloo?" Daniel Jack finally reaches conversation distance, inspecting the woman with due dilligence, while keeping up amicible appearances. "Well, hell, you sure surprised me Diesel. Didn't think you'd be so attractive either, by the name." The detective sips from the coffee, stopping a good 20 feet away from the woman. Physically speaking, this woman was going to be trouble. He could already see it from the build. He was coolly calculating in his mind, analyzing the woman as he kept talking. Ceasing his sip, he holds out the bagels.
"Want a bagel, sweetheart?"
Diesel scowls down, her predatory eyes dilating like those of a hawk spotting prey.
Daniel sure knows how to piss someone off even for someone who's supposed to be emotionally barren after a thorough brain washing, Diesel gets clearly annoyed by the cat calls the boy makes to her. Honestly she doesn't mind being called pretty, no woman does, but she didn't come here to flirt, or eat... or sing.
She came here to fight.
"Analyzing Target." A somewhat robotic voice comes out her lips, a voice that is clearly not her own. "Target Identified as Daniel Jack. Todoh-Ryuu Student. Detective. General Pest..." The woman pauses, her eyes narrowing even as Daniel just keeps holding out that bagel. "Enemy of Shadaloo."
The woman gets on a wide Kalaripayattu stance, not even bother to bow as it is customary. Feet spread lightly as she stands sideways, left palm open whilst her right curls into a fist, a strange position to be sure. "Commencing Elimination Protocol." The robotic voice stops leaving way for the true Diesel to peek through that cold exterior, the fire beneath the ice. A wide canine teeth smile spreads through her lips eyeing Daniel almost hungrily.
"You're funny, it's a pity I'm gonna have to split you in half."
"/Punk/"
COMBATSYS: Diesel has started a fight here.
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Diesel 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Daniel has joined the fight here.
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Daniel 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Diesel
Daniel Jack frowns.
"Ah, jeeze, you are one of the cute ones without any personality."
Daniel Jack shrugs. "Yeah, yeah General pest. Look, sweetheart, I just had a chat with Juri about this. I don't know if you got this in the pipeline, but I'm absolved from talking about you-know-who and you-know-what." The detective sighs, tucking away one of the bagels... and popping the other in his mouth. Tearing off a chunk, he chews a bit, before washing it down with some coffee. "I mean, between you and Miss Han, I am not exactly disappointed in the step up from Marz. Marz was a sweet kid, for a sociopathic doll like yourself, but I prefer my villainous stalkers to be more my age, you dig?"
The detective winks at Diesel, before taking another sip.
The crew and judge gets in place, watching the unusual bantering taking place between the Mad Jack and the Shadaloo Terror. "Eh, forget it. Your clearly not my type either. So. Diesel. How does the old joke go. You like your men the same way you like your coffee? Black and bitter? Maybe you like them ground up and stored in neat cans on your shelf."
"Or how about up in your face."
With a deft, almost reflexive movement, the detective suddenly bursts with energy. With a smooth, swift chuck, he hurls the cup of hot coffee right for Diesel's face, aiming right for those yellow eyes. Dropping back into his defensive stance of Todoh, he spreads out his stance, similar to Aikido. Eyes burning, he watches Diesel with focused eyes, waiting to see the fallout of his suckerpunch.
Hopefully, she wouldn't be TOO upset.
COMBATSYS: Diesel blocks Daniel's Thrown Object.
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Daniel 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Diesel
Now there's a surprise.
"Juri? Juri Han!?" Diesel is colored impressed, her report had marked Daniel as an enemy of Shadaloo but she didn't know she was /that/ big of a priority. "How are you even still alive!?" Although the woman sounds fairly surprised as her tone of voice and expression betrays, she keeps her stance. In fact, if anything she tenses up slightly before relaxing ready to crank this match up a notch if she needs to.
Sliding back slightly, almost as if she was now taking the boy more seriously, the woman spits to the side and brushes her nose still looking quite angry, though with someone named Diesel that may be more of a permanent state of mind than something Daniel said. "Sister Marz is an angel in comparison with the likes of Juri. You have no idea how lucky you are to still be in one piece." The reputation of the horned devil woman goes far, even amongst other Killer Dolls.
When Danny Dan tries to change the conversation to what kind of men Diesel likes, the Amazon warrior just rolls her eyes sighing in defeat. Powerful and annoying, not a good combination at all, the Killer Doll has half her mind to call it quits right about now, get out before she really gets hurt. "More like smashed up into a fine paste."
Then, coffee...all over her uniform.
The woman looks at her nice clothing all soiled with a big ol' nasty black stain and she scowls, even more if possible.
"Yeah..you're definitely dead."
COMBATSYS: Diesel focuses on her next action.
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Daniel 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Diesel
"Luck?"
Daniel Jack keeps up his stance, both hands forward. One with palm out, ready to catch any blow. The other? Clutching a bagel. Daniel Jack didn't quite understand the scope of Juri's reputation within Shadaloo. He just figured she was a high-ranking mercenary. But if anything, it got a response out of her. Daniel Jack had to keep it on an even keel. Psyching out a doll was dangerous, and the detective had a feeling if he downplayed Juri's dangerous side...
Well, he was going to see that side first hand.
"It's not luck, sweetheart, that I am alive." The detective begins, keeping his guard up. Steadily moving his legs, he cautiously circles the woman. "I don't know how other men handle a woman like Juri, but if you treat a woman with respect, nine times out of ten, she will treat with you respect right back. How is Marz doing though? I haven't seen her out in the field much. You are keeping her from bleeding to death in alleyways, I hope."
Daniel Jack gives Diesel a wink.
The detective was calculated how he wanted to make his approach. Diesel was a doll, that was good. Daniel Jack knew that Psycho Energy may be coming. She was tall and well built; but wasn't on the move. Perhaps she wasn't very agile. The detective's mind was whirring, as he kept up the banter. "But I dunno. If Marz is an angel, and Juri is a devil..."
"Which shoulder does that leave you, sweetheart?"
COMBATSYS: Daniel focuses on his next action.
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Daniel 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Diesel
What's that noise?
It sounds like boiling water?
Did someone forget to take the tea out of the stove?
No, no, wait, that's just the sounds of Diesel getting angry! Boy, is Daniel annoying! With the smug attitude, and the constant disregard to her threats and the fact that he keeps winking at her, it has the Killer Doll boiling mad, steam is clearly shooting up her head on, her eyes turn blood shot, veins start to sickeningly pump through her muscled arms. "You are...a freaking... MORON!!"
Harsh.
"Juri isn't someone you can reason with, you can treat her like she's the Queen of the Prom and she'll still kill you just because it may amuse her to hear you scream. Whatever business you had with her she clearly just let you live out of whim and---why am I even telling you all this!!?? GAAAAAAH!!"
That's it, no more Miss nice Amazon. Daniel may be guessing that Diesel may not be very agile due to her bulky frame, but the speed in which she now barrels towards the young detective is nothing short of demonic.
"Shoulders!!?" The woman snarls in rage as she cranks back a meaty fist. "I always go for the FACE!!"
And she aims to do just that. Slug Danny boy right on the kisser with a Gigaton Punch.
"RAAAAAAAAHHH!!"
COMBATSYS: Daniel blocks Diesel's Yudhisthira Khagga.
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Daniel 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Diesel
Smug, Suave, and Downright Cunning.
"Well, hell, sweetheart." Daniel Jack lets slide, watching Diesel ignite in rage. "I'd agree with you, except I did reason with Juri. Maybe you just aren't that great with people. Might I make a suggestion? How about learning to keep your cool, and stop acting like a buck-toothed thug, you beautiful doll you." The detective was certainly egging the woman on, so when she comes barreling in... the detective was ready. The blow is met with his own hand, his body tensing up. Catching the fist with his open palm, he keeps his balance as the blow's momentum passes through his body to the ground beneath his feet. The bones in his hand groan in pain, his muscles straining at the impact. But the detective's eyes stare past their hands towards the stunningly tall woman, a winning smile flashing on his face. His bagel-clutched hand was wound-back, glowing brightly with orange chi. Dryly, the detective speaks to the Killer Doll. "Congratulations, Diesel."
"You lost your cool."
Daniel Jack suddenly steps forward, pulling back on Diesel's clutched fist. Rotating around, he flattens his hand, still clutching the bagel. With a smooth motion, Diesel may see that the detective's form was almost completely flawless. Moving with the grace of a delicate swan, the detective seemed to be unable to bring his hand chop right to the neck of the giant woman. But as he continues to turn, it becomes VERY apparent where he was bringing the bone-shattering power of his hand chop directly towards.
Diesel's elbow joint.
COMBATSYS: Diesel counters World's Greatest Hand Chop from Daniel with Sahadeva Krpura.
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Daniel 0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0 Diesel
So at first Daniel is complaining that Diesel had no personality and now he doesn't like that she's too passionate. Figures that he can't make up his mind.
Men! They're all the same!
Scowling ferociously after her fist impacts with an open palm, the woman grumbles when Daniel continues to taunt her about her overly aggressive personality. And you know what? He may be right. The billowy priestess grab isn't just for show you see? Diesel is a bonna fide martial artist even if she's brain washed. She knows that letting her emotions get the best of her is a recipe for disaster and thus decides to control herself.
Besides, try as she might she just can't seem to stay angry at the smiling Daniel, specially since he keeps flirting with her. The woman scoffs angrily when her anger subsidies despite her trying to keep it burning, in fact, much to her own horror, the only things that are burning as she continues to stare at Daniel's face are her cheeks! Is the brutal Amazon warrior blushing!?
With her anger no longer clouding her judgment, Diesel notices that Daniel is trying to pull her in to use her own momentum against her and digs her foot on the ground to just /stop/. As Daniel finishes his turn to bring a hand chop right for the woman's elbow he'll find that the Killer Doll has straightened up to adjust her center of gravity and flat out stop the zoot suit wearing detective from chopping anything by grabbing him by the neck.
"Bah!" The snarls and begins to lift Daniel slowly -with one hand- snatching the bagel he had on his hand to eat it on one chomp.
"I guess you are pretty cute." The Amazonian beauty speaks with annoyance to her voice by admitting it. "What are you doing later tonight?" The woman asks as she lifts Daniel over her head with a military press and brings him down to SLAM his back on her knee apparently trying to snap his spinal cord in half.
Maybe it's a question of what is Daniel doing tonight /besides/ looking at a good chiropractor.
Other than looking for a good chriopractor?
Looking up the term 'ragdoll.'
Daniel Jack doesn't quite believe it when he watches his bagel get EATEN. Lifted up in the air, the detective begins to suspect that he was the one that was outclassed here. "Oooooh JEEE-" Comes the cry as Daniel Jack is clean, pressed, and when it comes, the jerk. As he gets slammed HARD down on the knee, the detective tenses up, enduring the blow painfully with a loud crack. Rolling to the ground, he groans out, his Zoot Suit getting well and dusty. Wincing in pain, he mutters out a response.
"Yeah, thanks sweetheart."
Looking up at the tall woman from the ground, the detective blinks. "Well, if you aren't busy digging me a gravesite, I heard there is a great coffee shop in town. Maybe we could have a few drinks, talk about a few things. I got a few leads, you might have a few leads. We can keep it real professional-like, you dig. Gotta say, don't know if I like a strong woman yet though." The detective twists around, beginning to rise up.
"How about I bring you back down to my level?"
Arms lashing out, the detective attempts to grab the monumental woman by her ankle and above the knee. Dipping in, he struggles to get as much leverage as he can muster rising up. Should he get that edge, he will try to flip Diesel right on her back, and with her legs in grip, wrench hard at the ankle and knee joint, attempting a dislocate. All to the sound of a single question.
"So why the name Diesel, sweetheart?"
COMBATSYS: Diesel endures Daniel's Mad Jack Crack.
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Daniel 0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0 Diesel
That's one way of getting a man's attention. Although people might have to revise the old saying and make it 'the way to a man's heart is through his vertebrate.'
Repaying Daniel's attentions in kind, Diesel dusts her hands slightly after performing her back snapping technique on the suave detective and begins to take a few steps back to give herself some room, big girl like her needs all the space she can get.
"I'm still considering it, don't get carried away." She's not exactly sure if Killer Dolls are allowed to go on dates, but she had heard some rumors about Cammy's promiscuous past, and she does happen to like how Daniel screams in pain so there's a high chance she might be swayed. Although why in the world Daniel would even attempt such an insane feat is anyone's guess. Taking a woman like Diesel out to a restaurant is like trying to tame a Honey Badger.
Unfortunately being so big means that she's easy to hit and Danny easily manages to grasp Diesel's leg and lift her up, getting her out of balance enough for her to fall on the ground. As her back hits first however, she manages to catch herself with one hand so she has a clear view of Daniel twisting up her knee and ankle.
"ARGGH!! That's.....classified information!" Responds the Killer Doll as she brings a hammer fist strike right for Daniel's forehead to 'persuade' him to let go of her leg via pain.
Don't guys usually have to buy a girl dinner first before hugging her leg like that?
"HRAAAH!!"
COMBATSYS: Daniel interrupts Bhima Parigha from Diesel with Jumping Jack Flash.
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Daniel 0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0 Diesel
Maybe like the honey badger, Daniel doesn't give a fuck.
Or maybe, more likely, the detective was just such a nice guy, it transcended decent bounds of sanity and morality. Forcing a leg-breaking pin, the detective grits his teeth. "Classified? Well, hell, since we are talking about secrets. Tell me about Chiyoko!" As the amazon tries to break the hold with a sucker punch, the detective releases her ankle, throwing it up to the oncoming fist. Daniel Jack manages to catch the woman's punch by the wrist, but only succeeds in slowing down the punch. He wasn't going to stop that punch.
So he was gonna have to interrupt it.
Twisting his head, he turns the head blow into a glancing strike, as he tries to work with Diesel's powerful punches. Using her momentum, he begins to swing her in the air. Despite her size, Daniel wasn't exactly slacking in the physical department: Under that fine suit was a set of abs that might make Diesel blush ten-fold. Diesel WAS big, though, and slow wasn't an option here. As he brings her to the apex, the detective's palms erupt in orange light. Gracefully holding her aloft, he brings the momentum back down to the ground, heaving her to the earth as she ignites with chi. Daniel roars out the all too familiar attack as the arena floor erupts in a wave of orange chi on impact.
"KASANE ATE!"
Chiyoko!?
Perhaps Diesel's original thoughts that Daniel was indeed more dangerous that he let on weren't that off the mark. How in blazes does he know about one of her targets is beyond her. Such is her surprise that when Daniel manages to shrug off her punch, she hesitates enough to not press on the attack leaving her open for Daniel to somehow pull her by that muscled arm and fling her about as if she weighted nothing. Diesel grits her teeth, unwilling to give the annoying boy the satisfaction of hearing her curse as she's tossed about. When finally the orange chi explodes on her own chiseled abdomen sending her to the other side of the stage however, she does elicit a grunt of annoyance as she hits a wall back first.
"NGHRR!" The wall behind her crackles after the impact and the mighty Diesel finds that she needs to pry herself off the wall first before walking again. "Now you're pushing it. If you think you can sweet talk me into forking over Shadaloo secrets, you got another thing coming, boy."
The woman cracks her neck and adjusts her Kalaripayattu stance again, almost looking as if she hadn't felt the attack.
"I ain't telling you nothin'"
COMBATSYS: Diesel gains composure.
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Daniel 0/-------/----===|====---\-------\0 Diesel
"Huh, that's not what Juri said."
Daniel wasn't lying. What he WAS is getting into Diesel's head. Juri didn't say 'I ain't telling you nothin,'" she just said didn't didn't know anything about Chiyoko. Which was probably in line with what Diesel was on about. Naturally, Daniel Jack remembered the girl from a fight like this, a Neo Development Project match. When he analyzed her fighting style, however, he saw a very distinct Shadaloo-style, similar to the killer dolls.
Right down to the Psycho Ball.
"Well, look on the bright side, sweetheart. Now you don't have to tell me anything more. It's none of my business, at least until someone makes it my business." Daniel Jack is already pursuing the woman after the last throw, his relentless style coming to the forefront. Winding back his opposing arm, it becomes very apparent what the detective was preparing. His limbs burning with fiery chi, he winds back, beginning the endless chain of Todoh-Ryuu Kobojutsu's most distinctive technique, as Daniel attempts to keep Diesel pinned against the wall. Swinging down hard, a wave of orange energy rushes out, attempting to hammer Diesel back into the wall again.
"KASANE ATE!"
COMBATSYS: Diesel blocks Daniel's Kasane Ate.
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Daniel 0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0 Diesel
Diesel isn't about to let Daniel pin her to the wall. She's the one that does all the pinning around here, as Danny may be about to find out if he does try to pursue after fight talks with the statuesque Killer Doll.
"Now I don't even know what you're blabbering about." The Amazon grumbles as she charges head on towards the detective in the zoot suit, her muscled arms going up to form a X block and run right through the chi blast, toughening out the blow to simply close the distance between her and her opponent. "Juri isn't with Shadaloo anymore so there's no way she'd even know anything about unit LK-5C5--" Woops!
She wasn't supposed to say that.
"Stop confusing me you little twerp!!!" The Killer Doll, who's style is probably nothing like the Killer Dolls that Daniel has encountered, continues to barrel through the projectile aiming to shoulder check Daniel right on his chest to knock the wind out of him!
"I will crush you!!"
COMBATSYS: Daniel blocks Diesel's Nakula Carmika.
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Daniel 0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0 Diesel
Diesel does all the pinning?
Daniel has the weirdest boner right now.
Erections aside, the detective unleashes the Kasane Ate, slowing down the physical brick of a woman. He was trying to keep up the suppressive fire. Unfortunately for the detective, her guard was still keeping high and dry. Sweat drips from his forehead. Whoever this woman was, she was a defensive wall that Daniel just could not break. On the bright side, Daniel was still more agile than her.
And judging from the conversation, not just physically.
"Well, hey, Juri isn't with Shadaloo anymore? Then you want to keep some tabs on her. After all, how many secrets is SHE carrying that she can use for herself?" The detective doesn't make any mention on LK-5C5. That was something he was going to look into later. As the shoulder comes. Daniel Jack stops his advance, dropping back into the defensive stance of Aikido. Perfectly stable, he catches the oncoming Diesel, embracing her firmly as one would an angry drunk. Body straining from the stopped train, the detective begins to try and redirect her momentum. A slow move, yes, but a powerful one as well. Twisting his body, the detective attempts to flip the giant woman over his own head, and with a thunderous slam, smash her flat on her back in the ancient theater floor.
"Trust me, sweetheart, I'm Little in name only."
COMBATSYS: Diesel counters Strong Throw from Daniel with Sahadeva Krpura.
- Power hit! -
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Daniel 0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0 Diesel
Told you she does all the pinning.
Diesel starts to lose her cool again as Daniel manages to muddle the waters enough for her to spill some classified information. It's not so much that she's thick headed, which she is, it's just that when she gets all worked up into a battle frenzy her rattled mind just starts dropping things at random. Naturally a brain washed mind isn't very good at keeping information since all its memories have been wiped clean.
It's not her fault!
It's Daniel's fault!
Who does he think he is? Getting her all flustered like that!
"GRRRH!!" As Diesel barrels in right into Daniel's block, she feels powerful arms around her and....apparently gets the wrong idea.
"Wh-what are you--?" Seeing as Diesel is so big that it causes Daniel's throw to come out rather slow, meaning that Diesel had plenty of time to stare at Daniel's face. As he struggles to lift the Amazon warrior, she looks at him strangely, eyebrows furrowed when he simply doesn't let go. Clearly, the supplex is coming in so slow that Diesel just thinks Daniel is just hugging her.
And so she kisses him!
Right smack in the lips!!
Oh, the ratings for this fight are gonna be sky high!
"IDIOT!!" Diesel acts as if she's the one that's taken advantage off and BREAKS the hold. She grabs Daniel by his stupid Zoot suit neck, gives him a good couple of yanks just to show off how strong she is and follows it up by RAMMING her knuckles on his mouth, trading a strong sensation for another. "Don't you touch me!!!"
Tsundere anyone?
Daniel's boner just got weirder.
As he struggles to heft the massive woman overhead, the woman suddenly reverses the throw on him. With a kiss. Daniel Jack is dumbfounded, utterly stunned by the surprise public display of affection. Now HE was blushing, and with it, his head begins to swim wildly.
TSUN TSUN
And with that, stunned, Daniel Jack is lifted by his suit. And with a single punch, he is smashed HARD in the face. Lips swelling, and teeth missing, his rose-tinted glasses fall off his face, the detective still dumbfounded.
DERE DERE
The detective senses slowly flow back into him as the blood flows out. Blinking drunkenly, he tries to think how could this have happened. All he did was play with a woman's feelings- oooooooh. Right. As the detective hangs there, he wrenches a bit, suddenly trying to stun her with a straight palm strike to her ribs, followed by a hand chop right for her arm. Anything to break the hold. Because frankly, Daniel Jack had no idea what was going through Diesel's head. In fact, he can only muster one response as he tries to break free.
"Dames."
COMBATSYS: Diesel blocks Daniel's Combo Attack.
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Daniel 0/-------/-======|=======\-------\0 Diesel
Flirting with an Amazon warrior ends up with a punch to the mouth?
Who woulda thunk it!?
Diesel wipes her lips with her sleeve almost disgustedly, face contorted in anger after having been defiled in such a manner, never mind that Daniel is the one that is apparently missing a few teeth now. "That's what you get!!" The woman spits to one side again and briskly walks towards the fallen jazz singer, detective, aikido master and whatever else Daniel Jack does in his spare time.
She cracks her knuckles and brings her arms up to defend herself from the incoming attacks, placing her rock solid forearms in between the palm strike, followed by whacking the chop to her arm by batting it away. Daniel is strangely silent now and this seems to amuse her.
"What!? No witty retort?? No sassy come back!??" Oh she's going to have fun with this boy.
In more ways that one apparently.
The Amazon warrior cranks her fist back again and goes to swing it directly at Daniel's face, not satisfied just yet on damaging Danny Boy's goods.
"HRRRRR!!!"
COMBATSYS: Daniel fails to interrupt Strong Punch from Diesel with Gang Buster.
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Daniel 0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0 Diesel
You know, maybe flirting with Shadaloo wasn't good for his health.
Daniel Jack's blows were being knocked aside, as if they were nothing more but tiny baby bits and pieces. He hasn't broken free just yet. But Daniel had one chance. One opening. Still having his energy, he waits for the punch to come. He had the opening. He had the moment. And as the punch comes, he throws up his arms, attempting to catch the punch like before. "Alright, you crazy dame, I'm gonna show you-"
The punch slips through his grasp.
It hits hard once again right in the detective's face.
The detective's entire face was swelling up like a califlour, he visage turning a purple hue. Slumping down to the ground, it looked for a moment that Diesel had gotten her KO. Until, with barely a murmer, Daniel pushes himself up, spitting out another tooth. Whimpering a bit, he softly speaks.
"Yeah done talking, ma'am."
"Good boy."
Diesel wasn't kidding when she said that she always aims for the face, one good look at Daniel's multicolored and puffed up face will let anyone that just what part of the body they need to cover when dealing with Diesel. If school girls always aim low, Amazon Warriors always aim high.
Once the Killer Dolls has gotten past the boy's defenses yet again to clubber his face meats, she dusts her hands and crosses her arms, gleefully enjoying the sight of Daniel struggling back to his feet to face her with the last remainder of his energy.
She does love it when they struggle after all.
But it's different from struggling and plain slaughtering. Diesel may be evil, but she fights with honor.
And there's truly no honor in striking down a foe that can barely see straight.
"Well done, go get cleaned up for meeting. And you better not wear that ridiculous suit." The woman turns around and begins to walk out of the stage, picking her cloak up in the process.
Is she throwing the match??
COMBATSYS: Diesel takes no action.
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Daniel 0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0 Diesel
"Huh?"
That is all the suave, smooth Daniel Jack can muster, brought to the ground in a punch-drunk frenzy. He actually didn't understand what was happening. Did he... did he just win a date? Did he just win a match and a date out of sheer suave? Looking over at the amazonian beauty, he simply... stares, utterly confused. And to that, the detective suavely lets fly again.
"Huh!?!"
Grabbing his teeth on the ground, he slowly staggers up, the stars from that last punch still swimming around him. "Huh?" He mutters again, looking at the crew and judge, who are similarly dumbfounded. There were a lot of things sitting on Daniel's mind. He didn't win that fight, it was given to him. Who was Chiyoko? Why was Juri interfering with Cammy, if she no longer was with Shadaloo. As he gazes to the woman walking away, the detective has only one pressing question, as he turns to the judge.
"What... what is wrong with the suit?"
The judge just shrugs.
COMBATSYS: Daniel takes no action.
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Log created on 18:02:38 05/02/2012 by Diesel, and last modified on 19:05:40 05/03/2012.