SNF 2011.11

SNF: "Tortoise Torture" - The crown jewel of the city park is an ancient grave marker: a squat, dumpy little turtle that dates back to the 12th century. The grounds are open, but not terrible spacious, with stone walkways hand-set into the grass. Artistic license is present in full effect, with hedges trimmed in strange tendrils and flowing cobblestone walls set in a ring around the place. The park is immaculately-tended and well-loved by the townsfolk...which is why they're allowing these stars of the fist to beat each other up in it! There's but one caveat: don't injure the turtle. (Winner: MrJones) - created on 17:52:45 11/04/2011 by Momoko and last modified on 09:29:27 11/07/2011. Cast: Momoko, Eiserne, and MrJones.

SNF: "My Blue Train Runs Red, Comrade" - Half a dozen railways twine and intersect amongst fueling stations and empty boxcars. The train yard is an important icon of Russia's history, with burly men hefting steel sledges to scar the earth with their sleek rails. To celebrate the station's 145th birthday, only the manliest of men may set foot upon its hallowed grounds. Frank, who himself looks like no stranger to hard work, is set against Faolan, who enjoys one of the world's manliest professions. Laborers from miles around will be cheering from atop trains and rooftops, watching these two titans go at it!(DKO) - created on 21:37:17 11/05/2011 by Faolan and last modified on 09:32:11 11/07/2011. Cast: Frank and Faolan.

SNF: "Class B for Beatings" - Ken, Xian, Kain, and a factory floor dedicated to beer. What could go wrong?!? (Winner: Kain) - created on 12:49:07 11/06/2011 by Xian and last modified on 11:20:41 11/10/2011. Cast: Kain, Ken, and Xian.

SNF: "16-Bit Fury" - Entertainment Center Asteroid: a bastion of release for the younger Ruskies (you can't get your bear-wrestling license until you're 27), that is an example of arcade wonder that you rarely find in the world anymore. That's probably because almost all of the games are ten years or older, but are well-kept and maintained. The place is has had its rows of coin-ops all pushed to the outer wall, just outside of a makeshift ring of steel dividers so people can play their games AND watch the beat-down. The din of tinny sound effects, clattering air hockey pucks, and pinball machines will make it difficult to hear anything in this place. With Shenwoo being held up somewhere, it's up to Reese and Elias to tame the Russian spectators with a different sort of match. (WINNER: Elias) - created on 18:53:17 11/09/2011 by Reese and last modified on 11:27:33 11/10/2011. Cast: Reese and Elias.

SNF: "Highwire Hijinx" - El Fuerte and Eiserne entertain the crowds with their acrobatic displays and feats of strength in a brutal battle. An special arena is supended high above the ground at the Dream Amusement park where crowds have gathered to watch the spectacle. (Winner: You, the home viewer.) DKO - created on 20:02:50 11/11/2011 by Eiserne and last modified on 23:08:14 11/12/2011. Cast: Eiserne and ElFuerte.

SNF: "Sharp Senses" - Newcomer Intan. Newcomer Xian. Their schools clash--and they continue the tradition in grand style! (Winner: Intan) - created on 22:22:12 11/11/2011 by Xian and last modified on 23:03:24 11/12/2011. Cast: Intan and Xian.

SNF: "Retro City" - It's like Dance Central 2 only with fireballs and Jeet Kun Do instead of a Kinect. Mr. Jones may have an uphill battle in the, uh, battle, but in the end his opponent concedes that the Afro Samurai is the undisputed lord of the dance... floor. (Winner: Frei) - created on 13:08:17 11/12/2011 by Frei and last modified on 09:22:36 11/15/2011. Cast: Frei and MrJones.

SNF: "Your Preacher Teacher" - Poor Elias had has a rough time with his shelter in the past. For some reason, it seemed to attract the evils of the world, but things have been quiet. After all this time, and through no small effort on the coordinators' behalf, Elias is put before a girl who kinda-maybe-might be sorta-somewhat involved with one of the groups that had caused him so much trouble, nobody's REALLY sure. Nevertheless, the priest is a big man who's in prime position to try and knock some sense into the heavily-brainwashed girl, not that anyone really knows about that, either. Who was supposed to be researching this fight? (winner: Elias) - created on 16:57:36 11/12/2011 by Elias and last modified on 23:11:53 11/12/2011. Cast: Juni and Elias.

SNF: "You and What Army?" - This weekend, Ken's been set up against a couple dozen men and women seeking to make a name for themselves in the fighting world. Two men come and go without making the star even break a sweat...but the party is crashed by a rather dangerous individual, drawn by the taint of Orochi that still lingers in Ken's soul. (Winner: ????) - created on 13:00:40 11/13/2011 by ED-209 and last modified on 09:26:56 11/15/2011. Cast: Ken and Akuma.

SNF: "Easy Peasy Dragon Squeezy" - The Dragon Arena has been home to many a professional fight, but it's usually along the lines of boxing and wrestling. This time, the arena is going to host a sort of celebrity cage match! Four chain-link walls, a similar ceiling, and a LOT of open space that will quickly shrink as the walls slowly close in! If one side hasn't knocked out another after the seventh round, then everybody loses! (WINNER: NO ONE) - created on 16:51:29 11/13/2011 by Reese and last modified on 09:50:25 11/14/2011. Cast: Karin, Maki, and Reese.

SNF: "Waterfall? More like Dragonfall." - What will happen at an SNF fight near a big waterfall? Who will end up falling over the falls? (WINNER: Mr. Jones) - created on 19:27:02 11/18/2011 by Yuri and last modified on 23:32:15 11/19/2011. Cast: MrJones and Yuri.

SNF: "Wherefore Art Thou, Charlie?" - A massive convention center. Thousands of fans...of chocolate. The Festival of Chocolate event is on, and people have come from miles around to satisfy their craving for exotic and expensive cocoa confections. The main hall is lined with chocolate fountains and an endless line of fondue accessories. What could possibly get people more fired up than an insulin-shocking sugar rush? Why, adrenaline! If these two fighting celebrities think they've had loud crowds before, they've never had to beat face in front of a couple of thousand hyperactive men, women, and children. The winner gets to bring home their weight in fudge. ** SPECIAL GUEST: Kyo's boyfriend ** (WINNER: Terry) - created on 20:43:46 11/18/2011 by Kyo and last modified on 23:57:38 11/19/2011. Cast: Kyo, Terry, and Iori.

SNF: "An Offer You Can't Refuse" - The wilds of India? Can Ken withstand the might of Miracle Fighter 'S'?! (Winner: Sagat) - created on 13:12:41 11/19/2011 by Ken and last modified on 00:06:13 11/20/2011. Cast: Ken and Sagat.

SNF: "Crack a Smile" - Cruise liners are massive things, with wide, spacious decks. It's upon this deck that a makeshift ring has been made: all of the lounge chairs and tables have been moved away from the bow, while the upper platforms are filled with curious seagoers. Ah, but what is a cruise without a game of shuffleboard? El Fuerte will be present, trying his best to interrupt both Elias and Hokuto with well-timed pucks. Can the Lunchadore finally crack the priest's stone visage?(Winner: Elias) - created on 20:07:12 11/22/2011 by Elias and last modified on 09:09:58 11/23/2011. Cast: Hokuto, ElFuerte, and Elias.

SNF: "Ed Rooney, You Are Not" - He punches the ground and it erupts in fury. His kicks cut through the air like the sharpest blade. His knuckles burn white-hot. Terry Bogard is a powerful mountain to overcome; can "Murderhouse" Mick, along with frenemies Faolan and Reese push past the sandwich gut and work together to topple this beast of a combatant? Whoever's left standing will be free to teach a week's classes at the school, having proven their style to be the best. (WINNER: Terry) - created on 18:45:12 11/25/2011 by Reese and last modified on 08:49:33 11/26/2011. Cast: MURDERHOUSE, Terry, Reese, and Faolan.

SNF: "Welcome... MISTER Trunchbull?" - Ken puts his skills up against Xian Wu, Taiyo High student, and Maki Genryuusai, in a battle to determine whether fighting is fun or not. Who wins? Well... you decide! (Winner: Ken) - created on 20:24:22 11/25/2011 by Xian and last modified on 15:18:57 12/02/2011. Cast: Ken, Maki, and Xian.

SNF: "ULTRASphere" - If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a big oily Turk! While in a ball! As a break from the 'serious' nature of the other matches, the SNF coordinators couldn't help but slip in one crazy match, and man, they might have outdone themselves here. An enormous, fifteen-foot-tall metal cage has been prepared, as well as two sets of magnetic boots for Pupa and El Fuerte. No matter where they stand, the boots will hold their wearers down in a crazy affront to physics and perspective. But wait! They're not alone in this fight: there's another, more slippery adversary to deal with. (WINNER: El Fuerte) - created on 18:33:56 11/28/2011 by Pupa and last modified on 19:55:35 11/30/2011. Cast: ElFuerte, Hakan, and Pupa.

SNF: "The New Mr. Strickland" - It looks like Kyo Kusanagi must have been caught up in an important nap to where he could not attend an SNF that was going to be an attempt to make him be less of a slacker. Things get changed about and just when it looks like Elias and Mr. Jones are going to square off a rather surprising entrant is thrown into the mix at the last moment. (Winner: Elias) - created on 18:47:25 11/29/2011 by Elias and last modified on 09:17:25 11/30/2011. Cast: Zaki, Elias, and MrJones.

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