SNF 2011.11 - SNF: "Highwire Hijinx"

Description: El Fuerte and Eiserne entertain the crowds with their acrobatic displays and feats of strength in a brutal battle. An special arena is supended high above the ground at the Dream Amusement park where crowds have gathered to watch the spectacle. (Winner: You, the home viewer.) DKO



In the Southtown Japan's Dream Amusement Park, a foreign yell was being heard.

"LUCHAAAAARAAAAAAAN!!"

As winter approaches and the amusement park sadly has to close its doors for hibernation, it is only fitting that they will host a spicy warm event to remind everyone of the hot summer days that have come and gone. A wrestling match, up in the skies.

El Fuerte is no stranger to areal combat, and while he's not much a circus performer it's surprising how well he fits in this environment. He's certainly acrobatic enough to use the trapezoids and ropes to his advantage in this fight playing the part of expert daredevil acrobat even if he has no previous experience with circus acts. Though in truth, many people would consider Lucha Libre to be a circus act. Such people quickly get body slammed if El Fuerte is in the vicinity.

The masked wrestler fearlessly stands on the airborne ring, pressing his back against the turnbuckle designated for him, the arena in which the combatants will fight today being a hybrid between a circus ring and a wrestling ring. Determination is seen on his sharp eyes as he stares forward to his opponent all the way across the ring. Every once in a while whoever he'll stand on his turnbuckle and raise his arms to excite the crowd.

"Arriba!!"

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte has started a fight here.

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Slowly swinging back and forth on one of the set up trapezes a bored and sad looking girl casts a dismal eye over the amusement park. No people cheering or delicious foods or smells, no rides or anything running. This place was a stinker and she is thoroughly depressed by that. Even the pigtails on either side of her head seem to droop as she just rocks back and forth. The weather isn't helping her mood any nor is the lack of anyone running the Ferris wheel or the roller-coaster. Knees pressed together she just swings slowly back and forth quietly looking for all the world like a disappointed little girl.

Eventually some of the SNF staff manage to coax her into beginning to pay attention to, there are other people who have braved the high elevations to come up here and how uncomfortable that seems to make her does make her smile a little, after all it is funny. Eiserve climbs back up to the high wire hand over hand with both of her legs hanging and ankles crossed, a demonstration of fitness and power. The trapeze itself is dismantled and instead she saunters along the wire fearlessly as though she were walking on solid ground, long lengths of cloth billow behind her where they attached to her outfit and had been uncoiled to serve as the trapeeze swing, the metallic objects in her hands gleam as she leans on the top rope of the suspended arena. Both arms folded across it and chin resting on them as she studies her opponent. "Are you Frank or Elias?" she asks in still somewhat disappointed tone, "Because if you aren't strong.." she spits out the words "I might kill you." There is a real change in attitude, a spiteful and dangerous killing intent.

COMBATSYS: Eiserne has joined the fight here.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0         ElFuerte


There's definitely a sharp contrast between the two fighters gathered here. One a fiery cheerful masked luchador and the other a gloomy acrobat girl. True, the park's rides may be shut down and there's not a whole lot of activity due to the cold wind blowing, it would make it far too uncomfortable to be high up in the air with such chilling winds, never mind that it's also a health hazard.

Nevertheless, there's no real reason for Eiserne to be sad, if what she wants is a crowd there is quite the number of people gathered down below as they are currently all cheering when El Fuerte raises his arms to rile them up. Granted, they are all way down and might be hard to see, but one would think that a circus acrobat would be accustomed to receive engorgement from the ground.

No matter, the SNF officials point to El Fuerte that his opponent is approaching from behind and the masked warrior deftly turns around from his turnbuckle to stare, leaping into one of the trapezes and swing forward to land gracefully on the wire with perfect balance and grace...for a wrestler at least, he flails his arms a little to not lose balance. "It's SUUUUUPER! DYYNAAAAMIC COO-Ay caramba!" His signature entrance yell is interrupted by his struggle to stay balanced up on the wire which quickly draws his attention to Eiserne. "Frank or Elias? No, I am neither one of them." Admits the wrestler, narrowing his eyes slightly when Eiserne threatens to kill him if he isn't strong. Rather than panic, the luchador gives a sly smirk, looks like Eiserne doesn't know doesn't she?

"If that's the case, you need not worry of my strength señorita! I am El Fuerte luchador! It means 'The Strong' in Spanish." Eiserne isn't facing a strong guy here, she's facing /THE/ Strong. After his declaration he bends his upper body low assuming a light wrestling stance. "I'm ready when you are."

The girl drums her fingers on the ropes still morosely staring at the wrestler before reaching a decision all of a sudden and vaulting up and over the ropes. That name boded well, he was actually named 'the strong' after all. Eiserne straightens from her crouch and gives her head a little shake causing her pigtails to stand out horizontally away from her head and slaps at her cheeks to psyche herself up.

There is a moment where she loses focus as she notices a camera following her movements and starts moving left and right causing the cameraman to track and follow before remembers the potential fight she is about to get into. Her smile is wide and excited, her movements bouncy and energetic "That's it! Show me you mean business!" There is a small warning as she juggles one of the darts in her hand and lightly throws it into the air and catches it with a different hand hold.

"Ding! Lets begin!!" She cracks the entire cord like a whip dragging the small kunai like dart through the air so it cuts an arc in the floor of the area as it travels straight at the masked wrestler.

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte parries Eiserne's Snap Lash!

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0         ElFuerte


El Fuerte nods! He's eager to get this match under way. Bouncing on the balls of his feet, the luchador ignores the cameras following him and the cheers from the crowd below. In fact, he's pretty much ignoring everything, the weather, the height and the potential danger of the dangling trapezees, he is far too focused on his opponent to notice anything else!

As it turns out, this is a good thing. Had he not been paying attention he surely would have gotten sliced by the flying roped kunai swung at his chest. "Holy guacamole!" Luchadores sometimes use weapons in their fights, but they use stuff like chairs, lead pipes, sometimes computer monitors if they're laying around; roped kunais? Not so much! Even so, the luchador doesn't scare easily (not anymore at least thanks to Xian and Yuri) and throws his arm out towards the roped weapon, twirling it in a circle so he actually wraps it around his muscled arm to stop it! "Here we go!" Once caught, the luchador dashes towards Eiserne with tremendous speed, roped kunai still wrapped around his arm as he jumps upwards, going right between a trapeze and pulls down on that rope as he slides back down on the ground.

What the hell is the crazed luchador doing you ask? Why, it'll be perfectly obvious to Eiserne if a moment if she keeps holding on to her rope. When El Fuerte starts sliding down from the trapeze with the rope, he's going to be pulling Eiserne up and cause her to hit herself in the head with the metal bar!

"More than one way to make a tortilla!"

COMBATSYS: Eiserne blocks ElFuerte's Tostada Press EX.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0         ElFuerte


Startled momentarily by the luchadors quick cartch of her attack Eiserne bites off a remark about 'Can he do that?' as the larger man begins to move. The cords of material she wears wrapped in his fist eventually heralds the realization that this could be trouble for her and so she is actually wary and waiting for his to come at her, what she doesn’t expect is her to suddenly start coming to him as she lifts of the ground with a surprised squalk and collides with the trapeze itself. Or so it seems. One arm wedged between her body and the metal bar the second Kunai blade rests along her shoulderblade and shielding all those fragile bones she'd rather not have broken today.

Hanging there like a little salami she examines her predicament and begins to undo the knot she finds herself in, Pulling her legs up and over the trapeze bar and then the whole rest of her body letting the tightly pulled cord holding her in place to fall free and leaving her hanging upside down from the trapeze and looking perfectly comfortable. "Ohoh, I didn't see that coming." she actually seems to be getting even more excited, all the while gently swinging back and forth. The second Kunai in her other hand dangles but begins to gain momentum as she starts spinning it. "You are strong! Aha aha ha! That's GREAT." She swings the second kunai in a much more deliberate and slow arc.

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte dodges Eiserne's Rebound Whip.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0         ElFuerte


"Gracias!" Having no need of the roped kunai now, El Fuerte unwraps the rope on his arm and dashes forward, the spicy luchador always running, always moving, making himself a very difficult target to hit. Eiserne will likely start to become aware of this when El Fuerte runs to the other side of the ring to bounce on the ropes and comes back again where she's swinging the kunai, merely ducking low to evade the blade as he lets it swing right over his head. "Ay!" The luchador gives a yelp when he hears the blade whizzing by the onion like hair he wears on top of his mask, but with a quick check he realizes that he still has his head attached and just keeps running.

Once he reaches the other side of the ring, he jumps on the ropes and bounces up to catch on to another trapeze. Once he gets a good hold of it, he swings his legs right towards the incoming Eiserne to slam both his feet on her stomach while she's upside down!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne dodges ElFuerte's Calamari Slide.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0         ElFuerte


Her swings don't get him, he's fast and Nimble. Eiserne is almost trembling with excitement waiting to see what he will try next. As he runs across the arena she busies herself retrieving her kunai, both cords woven around her bare arms and kunai dangling loosely at odd lengths. Still hanging upside down and fussing with with the fit and tightness of the cords she only keeps one eye on the bouncing luchador and suddenly exclaiming "And he's back!" before sitting up and sliding her buttocks into the trapeze swing so he passes right beneath her. "Ahah, this is fun!" twisting around on the seat to follow his progress she leaps off and returns to the arena floor. She begins to chase after El Fuerte, her turn to attack again. An arcing slash from one of the cords twirls her entire body into a butterfly kick which lifts her entire body from the ground, just as she does so the second cord is released and both arc around together, wide sweeping slashes that try to force him back into one of the arenas corners.

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte blocks Eiserne's Poison Apple.

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Eiserne          0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0         ElFuerte


Realizing that he's going to crash if he continues in that way, the second Eiserne lifts herself back up to the trapeze, the Luchador lets go of his own and sails forward in the air making a backwards flip before landing on the ropes again. "She's fast.." The masked luchador grumbles and turns around to face his opponent again and see what she's about to do, sharp eyes staring up quickly formulating a plan to get her to fight on his terms. He can run and dodge with the best of them, but up there in the swings, the acrobat girl has the advantage.

Fortunately he doesn't have to do much to get her to join him back in the mat, Eiserne is eager to attack him which he appreciates, running around like that can get tiresome after a while. Even if it hurts a lot more he prefers to engage in true wrestling if he can help it. The luchador slides to the left when the ropes start swinging again, then slides to the right trying to guess the trajectory just as she makes a coin flip spin swinging her blades in the process. "Hngh!!" He gets nicked in the shoulder, but he's immediately catching the girl's feet in mid air to start spinning around to give her an airplane ride and slam her head into one of the turnbuckles! "YIIIHAAA!"

COMBATSYS: Eiserne parries ElFuerte's Quick Throw!

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0         ElFuerte


Round and round, and round she goes. Eiserne is spun , the girl in green building up an impressively aerodynamic spin despite the billowing cords trailing around the area after her. Pig tails streaming back away from her face as she turns her head back and forth a loud "wheeee!" can be heard alongside the sound of el fuertes efforts and the slapping of her cords on the mat and posts.

Before she can quite be hurled into one of the dangerously solid turn-buckle the girl scissors her legs and kicks out of the grip, sailing away and straight into the ropes which strain to contain the small girl with all the momentum imparted to her. Time hangs as she appears to sit on her haunches, crouched upon the distended ropes and looking up and a world turned sideways, the man who had thrown her above her and the ropes below her quivering and ready to launch her she childishly taunts "Nyahh too bad!" and rockets back towards him fist extended.

COMBATSYS: Eiserne successfully hits ElFuerte with Medium Strike EX.
- Power hit! -

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0         ElFuerte


In retrospect, El Fuerte should know better than to use such reckless attacks against a foe so nimble, but el luchador has never been one to control himself. For him every attack should be done like if it's going to be his last and sometimes his foes capitalize on his over eagerness to hurt them. "Hm, nice tumble." He blinks when the girl just spins in the air and bounces back to him. His arms go up to protect himself but the blow collides solidly with his forearm and he ends up being sent backwards and down. "GAH!!" Oh right, he forgot that there's no actual floor here, just strings that lead to a very devastating fall below! And so it seems that the luchador is the first one to go down on the safety net and he curses softly. "Shoot, that could have gone better." Says he chiding himself softly and starts to climb back up. Of course, knowing Eiserne she's probably not going to wait until he's properly situated to attack him again.

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte gains composure.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0         ElFuerte


Bent over the top rope of the arena, body hanging half over the empty void and legs just barely standing tippy-toe on the lowest rope there is a look of faint disappointment on Eisernes face, almost nobody can see it because of the hand shading her eyes for a better look at what happened to the wrestler who just went over the edge.

She does now recall some mention of safety nets, though that does detract some from the excitement. "Hoi! Are you dead?" As he begins the climb back up to the area she waves and cheers him on, entirely focused on getting her opponent back but really playing up for the cameras as well which are getting a good look at her outfit and figure as she hands over the ropes dangerously and yelling encouragement. "Hurry up now, I'm getting bored!" she talks to herself as she thinks of what to try next.

COMBATSYS: Eiserne focuses on her next action.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0         ElFuerte


"I'm going, I'm going!" El Fuerte grumbles getting a little bit annoyed at the girl's attitude, she doesn't seem to be taking this fight all that seriously. "Don't get your panties all in a knot." Says the masked wrestler as he whispers a string of cuss words in Spanish before settling back on the mat/ring/thing they are fighting on. At least though, Eiserne didn't attacked him while he was climbing up which is good for him.

Once he's up again he realizes that Eiserne is, of all things, distracted again by posing sexily to the cameras. The nerve with some of these new fighters, all they care about is what they look like! Well, El Fuerte doesn't appreciate any of that really, so he goes to sneak right behind Eiserne to wrap his arms around her waist and give her a supplex!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne counters Tepache Bomb from ElFuerte with Swan Piercing Arrow.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0         ElFuerte


Still playing up for the cameras and lost in her own little world of plotting what kicks and punches she will land in a delusional perfect victory where her fictional opponent behanves nothing like the man she has fought so far. So preoccupied with this however she hardly even takes note than he has finally made the long climb back to the arena. As the wrestlers arms encircle her waist Eiserne clicks that the fight is back on as she begins to whip skywards there is a 'snak' as two metal Kunai bury themselves in the arena mat and an elastic groan as the cording begins to unravel from her arms and stretch. Eiserne knows she needs to get away quickly and her slim figure helps some with that, she pops up through El Fuertes grip and pushes off to gain even more height. Now well above the wrestler with cords pulling taunt to where they are anchored into the ground she yanks back hard pon them, arresting her momentum and turning an upwards escape into a descending fly kick. The impact is pretty hard but Eiserne is also a small girl, it could have been worse.. she surfs along the floor of the arena using El Fuerte as the board and riding just a few feet before stumbling off "Thats what you get!" she chastizes him.

This girl is slippery isn't she!? El Fuerte's muscled arms grasp tightly on that slender waist, but her lithe frame works in Eiserne's advantage as she manages to wiggle free of the wrestler's grip and pops upward! "Que!?" The wrestler ends up grabbing nothing but air and lands on his back and bounces back to his feet only to have his chest struck by a dive kick, courtesy of the acrobat. "Uagh!!" This is pretty rough, but at least the masked fighter is within range of the girl again which is what he wants. He goes to grab hold of her leg this time and twists his entire body doing a screw attack on the girl's extended limb and twist her knee and hurt her leg in the process.

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte successfully hits Eiserne with Quick Throw.
?!? Weird Hit! ?!?

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Eiserne          0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0         ElFuerte


"8 Bao" Gen says, "I think weird hits can occur off Crits -or- power hits."

Fists on hips and looming over El Fuerte looking smug with an 'I got you' look on her face Eisernes reactions to him grabbing her foot is more one of 'Oh, wait.. you're not gonna' A fraction of a second later she is smacking facedown on the mat flailing her arms and squealing "Ow-ow-OWOWOWOW" as her leg is twisted at the knee and ankle.

One arm reaches for.. fingers trembling and grasping the loop over the edges of the rope. Eiserne has reached the ropes "Rope!" she hammers on the mat with her arm and head "I reached the rope!" and rolls out away from El Fuerte, almost out of the arena and kneels there massaging her knee furiously while sucking air in through her teeth. That /really/ looked like it hurt and Eiserne is at least a little thankful that wrestling has that rope thing.. though she isn't too sure of why.

COMBATSYS: Eiserne gains composure.

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Eiserne          0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0         ElFuerte


At some point El Fuerte had to wipe that smug look on her face away! People should know better than to just stand on top of a wrestler and wait for him to do something, don't they know that they really /REALLY/ don't like to be pinned down? Not that one should expect normal people do like to be pinned down, but it's especially shameful for a wrestler.

After doing his leg dragon twist on the acrobat's leg, the masked warrior stands back up and runs to the other side of the ring in a flash, letting Eiserne gather her bearings for now...but not for long! "No dummy! You're thinking pro-wrestling!" He explains as he is suddenly dashing for her "In Lucha Libre we don't care if you're holding on to the ropes or not!!" Explains he as he suddenly SLAMS into her with a shoulder bash trying to push her off the ring for real this team and into the safety net below.

COMBATSYS: Eiserne dodges ElFuerte's Quesadilla Bomb.

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Eiserne          0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0         ElFuerte


Eisernes face falls when she is called a dummy, the excited and smiling face she had been showing for most all of the fight falls like it had been dropped. The entire atmosphere around the girl changes as she tests her tender knee and watches the oncoming wrestler with something approaching disdain.

At the last moment she vaults up and over, legs throw to the sides gracefully and fingertips barely coming into contact with the wrestler as she sails over. Glancing back over her shoulder as she straightens the changeover between personalities is as distinctive as if there had been a tag made. Her eyes are half lidded and positively gloomy and depressed rather than the excited and vital girl El Fuerte had been facing up till this point "Hmm...You don't intrest me" she says frankly and seems unenthusiastic at the prospect of dealing with El Fuerte.

COMBATSYS: Eiserne switches her Mindset.

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Eiserne          0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0         ElFuerte


El Fuerte slams into the ropes but sees that the nimble girl as always jumps away from his attack. Intriguing, it looks like of all his insults this is the one that really gets on her nerves as she is seen getting offended, to the point where she sounds like she doesn't want to fight anymore. "Eh?? Does El Fuerte bore you??" The wrestler smirks as he bounces back on the ropes and jumps up to a trapeze to swing himself forward. "Then perhaps it's time we fight seriously señorita!!" Flipping in the air with a somersault, the wrestler sails directly towards Eiserne going to for the body slam!

"TOSTADA!!"

COMBATSYS: Eiserne blocks ElFuerte's Tostada Press.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0         ElFuerte


As the masked wrestler builds up his momentum and comes crashing towards her the girl hardly even moves, She raises both arms and when the wrestler descends upon her seemingly absorbs the impact, her entire body beginning to bow backwards under the weight and pressure but the force she is pushing back with is somehow up to the task. "Ngah!" she pushes her opponent away and instead of making further comment she begins to chase after him, a slow and steady building of footsteps that could hardly be considered a jog before she is lunging and grabbing at him "That suits both of us" she'll smash him into the turnbuckle first, then the mat.. or maybe the turnbuckle twice! Either way she just wants to hurt him.

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte interrupts Combo Grapple from Eiserne with Calamari Slide.
-* WILD HIT! *-

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Eiserne          0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0         ElFuerte


El Fuerte slams against the girl this time, but she doesn't bend nor budge against his onslaught, she just holds her ground and takes the blow causing the wrestler to bounce back. He lands on his feet though, some wrestlers aren't nimble enough to catch themselves after a failed body slam, but El Fuerte is and catches himself, blinking some noticing the new ferocity on Eiserne. "AAY!!" He gets bum rushed all of the sudden, a technique he had not expected of the nimble fighter since she looked like the dodgy type, but here she is now attacking him with all her might. "Aghh!!" Slammed suddenly into the turnbuckle, the wrestler really doesn't want to get turned into a tortilla himself and as Eiserne drags him back for the next sandwich attack he shows his own nimbleness by swinging himself right between Eiserne's legs...hopefully she's not wearing a skirt or anything, but El Fuerte is not one to look up when doing such a move. He's far too preoccupied getting behind his opponent and grabbing them by the head to put his attention elsewhere! "Spamming your attacks won't work on El Fuerte!" He now chides her and runs along with her ramming her face on the turnbuckle!

Glancing off the turnbuckle Eiserne finds herself flying through the air and then rocking back and forth form the relaxing position of the safety net. Rocking back and forth and looking up at the arena her scowl deepens as she sits up and shifts her shoulder, there is a faint crackle and pop and she sighs. This guy was annoying but at least now it was over and she could leave.. "Theres the ladder to get back up" people run around trying to point out the ladder to her and get her to return to the arena high above Eiserne can only stare at them and scrubs a hand through her hair "This is a big hassle." Almost a couple minutes later before she has bothered making her way slowly back to the area, she does resent this guy now for the ache in her shoulder and the quick trip down to the net. Just drawing this all out!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne gains composure.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0         ElFuerte


El Fuerte will have to agree, after he slammed the girl's head on the turnbuckle and tossed her outside the ring, he's starting to get annoyed at this pauses between rounds. It's hard to keep the blood circulating while waiting for your opponent to get back up! When Eiserne finally makes her agonizingly slow trek back up, she'll find that El Fuerte is running in circles like some kind of deranged Mexican jumping bean. "Took you long enough! If this were real Lucha you would have lost after the tenth count you know!?" Declares the wrestlers as he runs back to his spot and bounces on the ropes, eager to be on the attack again "You still have a long way to go if you want to become a real Luchadora!" Because that's what Eiserne truly aspires right? El Fuerte dashes at her once more and ducks low before leaping at her with a hand stretched to grab her by the face and bend her over backwards in order to slam the back of her head into the mat!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne counters Medium Throw from ElFuerte with Highball.

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Eiserne          0/-------/----===|======-\-------\0         ElFuerte


Eiserne seems to have little patience for this whole showmanship thing, As Fuerte chastises her for her slow return to the battle she wonders absently to herself why she bothered, let him have his little win if he wants. As the man rushes to grab her she proves once and for all time just how villainous and evil she really is, she kicks him. Exactly where it is most forbidden of the lowest blow of blows and super effective against most any man. Still idly picking at her teeth she takes a second to survey the impact of her action and then walks around behind Fuerte and grabs the waistband of his pants, suplexing the man into the mat and then climbing back to her feet. She does raise an eyebrow and wonder if he is going to get up after that but it will be more of a surprise if he wants to keep fighting after that than if he can.

*PING!*

"..........ow" There's a squeak from El Fuerte when just as he is about to reach for Eiserne's face he gets a solid kick in what he calls 'Los Cojones' "Yeah...." He flops on his side curling into a fetal position, hands clasping his crotch. "...a lot more work needed...before becoming a Luchadora." He doesn't feel it necessary to say that that's an illegal move in a wrestling match. Not only that, but the girl doesn't even wait until he can catch his breath, she's suddenly lifting the relatively light weight man by his pants and slamming him on the mat back first! He doesn't even attempt to resist this since a suplex to the head /pales/ in comparison to the pain he's feeling elsewhere, in arguably more important parts of his body. Eiserne will not have to wait long for her response though, no sooner is she getting back to her feet that she'll suddenly feel two strong Fuerte legs coiling around her neck to drag her back on the ground. El Fuerte is understandably kind of PISSED OFF NOW and when he pulls her back he'll be ramming a downward elbow on her face!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne blocks ElFuerte's Quick Throw.

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Eiserne          0/-------/----===|======-\-------\0         ElFuerte


Forearms wedged between her throat and El fuertes seemingly massive legs the woman stands with a spread stance fighting against being pulled to the ground. Her eyes open a little wider and the scowl on her lips turns into a ferocious looking slasher smile, little fang and wild looking eyes as she offhandedly remarks "Oh, you look mad? Was it some-thing I did?" And begins to fight back with her own maniacs strength, she cant seem to win in this contest of power but she isn't losing it either. Regaining her balance she feels just comfortable enough to kick out at the wrestler to either start causing him some damage or get him the hell off of her!

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte interrupts Strong Kick from Eiserne with Calamari Slide.

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Eiserne          0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\1         ElFuerte


El Fuerte manages to drive the girl back to the ground, but she feels different now. Back when he had attempted to supplex her she wiggled away like a slippery eel to avoid getting grappled, but now she feels more solid, stronger, far tougher than mere seconds before. "Hm!" The wrestler rolls away realizing that matching strengths with her is probably a bad idea at this point and waits for her to stand up and throw an attack. She coils back her leg and, yes! Just as he hoped she throws a kick at him which he catches...though a good deal of force ended hitting him in the gut. "Tch!! You must have eaten some tamales while you were down there! Your attacks are stronger chica!" He says, though he doesn't let go of that leg! He lifts her right up and lets her drop on his bent knee, injuring her dorsal spine wrestling style before tossing her off!

Hefted up into the air and whipped down into Fuertes knee elicits a grunt from Eiserne. Bowed over the knee with only a little of the limber elasticity she once showed Eiserne was much too tense and rigid so everyone watching at home KNOWS that had to hurt, everyone watching except her that is. Everything going through her mind is plainly visible in her eyes, annoyance and aa building bloodlust that begins to inflame her senses if not excite her. Adrenaline is beginning to course and that slasher smile never falters even as she roll. Tumbles on the mat and jerks haltingly back to her feet. Fatigue and tiredness as well as a few injuries are beginning to slow her down but if anything she's starting to swing wilder and hit harder. Her knuckles drag across the canvas as she lunges back in at the masked wrester, her head lolls to the side and the smile grows even wider "More, amuse me more, toys are the most exciting RIGHT BeFoRE TheY BrEAK!!"

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte dodges Eiserne's Fierce Punch.

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Eiserne          0/-------/---====|=======\-------\1         ElFuerte


"Muchacha Loca!!" El Fuerte cries when Eiserne doesn't try to roll with the back breaker or anything, she just lays perfectly straight and takes the massive blow on her dorsal spine without trying to curl up. What surprises him even more is that the girl just gets right back up and with a frenzied smile she starts swinging wildly at him! No acrobatic skill or fancy rope kunai tricks, just wild punches! "Ay!!" Thankfully her wilds swings make it easy to dodge, and the willy wrestler keeps his own tactic dexterity intact by ducking under the blows and goes to wrap his arms around her waist again. This time however he's grabbing her by the back so he can flip her right up to put her upside down and just pile drive that pig tailed head of hers into the mat!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne endures ElFuerte's Quick Throw.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-======|=======\-------\1         ElFuerte


Eiserne lunges right past Fuerte, fist extended and maniac grin still on her face as her knuckles whistle past the nimble Luchador. As his arms encircle her waist yet again she doesn't even seem to try and shrug off the attack, her light and small frame make the job even easier as she is piledriven head first into the mat and her neck crooks at a weird angle her entire body hanging lose and relaxed.

For a second it seems the match could be over until the moment her wild eyes snap open and she exclaims "Theres nowhere to run!" Both kunai in her hands erupt into the air corkscrewing around her body is a straight vertical attack aimed at the man who is still MUCH too close for his comfort. In the middle of the vortex of blades and ribbons Eiserne bound back to her feet with a handspring into a crouch. Still smiling, ever smiling.

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte dodges Eiserne's Thrown Object.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-======|=======\-------\1         ElFuerte


Nonononononono! Can't stand still! Gotta keep moving! Gotta keep running! El Fuerte really has a bad feeling now about this girl, her slasher smile not giving him good vibes at all, something tells him that if he stands still and actually tries to wrestle with the crazed girl he's really going to get hurt. No, can't think of this as a regular Lucha Libre match, this is Street Lucha!

The masked warrior rolls away after the girl endured his pile driver and dashes to the left, then dashes to the right, left, right, left, right, DOWN! Just as he sees those kunai being swung, he goes into a prone position and lets them sail over head! Too close for comfort he thinks! Can't stay down for long though, gotta keep moving! Thus the wrestler then rolls forward to stand inside Eiserne's circle of defense and swings a fist at her jaw. "Vamos chica!"

COMBATSYS: Eiserne endures ElFuerte's Quick Punch.

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Eiserne          0/-------/=======|=======\-------\1         ElFuerte


Eiserne doesn't even attempt the dodge, the mighty Fuertes fist sinks some into her cheek as to distort her smile but she just leans into it and her shoulder rolls forward as her own fist starts coming right back at him. Eiserne is soaking up a lot of damage but she is throwing it right back. Every time he attacks she capitalizes and throws something right back which Fuerte continues to deal with rather well. How long can his luck hold out long enough to KO the tiny little girl behaving like she is some form of berserker. The announcers and the audience at home are on the edges of their seats rooting for the masked hero.

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte dodges Eiserne's Negus.

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Eiserne          0/-------/=======|=======\-------\1         ElFuerte


Kind of ironic that they're cheering for El Fuerte, usually in a fight such as this, the crowd is usually on the little girl's side and not the muscled wrestler guy. But that's what happens when the girl kicks the nice luchador below the belt and tries to break his huevos. With the support of the crowd on his side, El Fuerte feels the energy that he needs to keep himself moving, throwing jabs at the girl's face as if he were a boxer while weaving from side to side to avoid her wild Ol' Western slugs. She's truly a berserker now, but like an untrained blood lusting warrior she's not aiming her attacks, a grave mistake to do against a luchador who never stops moving. He can't seem to get a clear opening just yet though, and therefore El Fuerte seeks to just keep her at bay with normal strikes, swinging a leg to suddenly kick the girl on her thigh until he can think of something that'll work against this furious warrior. He's not sure he wants to grapple her in her current state of mind.

COMBATSYS: Eiserne blocks ElFuerte's Light Kick.

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|=======\-------\1         ElFuerte


Eiserne is clearly becoming even more and more unhinges as the fight progresses, the formerly dour and depressed looking girl is positively oozing bloodlust and beginning to feel a little frustrated with her inability to catch the mighty El Fuerte. Her smile is starting to slip in favour of a look of concentration she's trying very hard to catch him now and when she does Pain will surely ensue. She only barley rolls with his punches or dodges in favour of trying to land her own attacks or get ahold of him instead. As the wrestlers boot whips at her head Eiserne throws an arm up to block but she doesn't let it go she gives the boot a good solid yank and tries to pull him toward her outstretching fist. A mantra begins to build form her lips, gaining speed and volume as she continues to chant "kill you." over and over.

COMBATSYS: Eiserne successfully hits ElFuerte with Jab Punch.
- Power hit! -

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|=======\==-----\1         ElFuerte


Eventually his luck had to run out and the moment that kick collides not with a leg but with a blocking arm, El Fuerte knew, he was in trouble standing there just in one leg. "Uh oh!" The wrestler tries to pry his leg out of that grip, but he forgets just how immensely strong this woman had become in just a few seconds and he is suddenly being pulled towards an incoming fist which crashes on his protecting arms and sends him flying back to the safety net below...again. "This is starting to get ridiculous!" Complains the Luchador and scrambles up the ladder, much faster this time, not trying to gather his bearings like he did the first time he fell but instead already running strategies on his head on how to beat this manic woman.

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte focuses on his next action.

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|=======\==-----\1         ElFuerte


There is a disturbing shaking and rattling noise from the ring, The closer Fuerte comes to the ring the more he would note that something seems different about the area. Eiserne has been down to the net and recalls where that ladder goes, The actual problem now is her waiting on the far side of the area.. the turnbuckle and ropes from the opposite side of the arena are missing and she herself is atop one the opposing turnbuckle holding back a very recognisable object under great tension from the pulled ropes, the kind of slingshot that might just kill someone outright if it hit and her eyes are wide with the strain of holding this. She smiles a little through the effort at the wrestler and exclaims "Good, you're back! We were starting to MISS YOU." She lets go and the turnbuckle turns into a deadly missile aimed right at the masked luchador.

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte dodges Eiserne's Huge Thrown Object.

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|=======\==-----\1         ElFuerte


Hey!! That could have killed someone! When El Fuerte finally makes his way back to the ring he is greeted with a flying object sent directly to his face with the clear intent of shattering his skull! "Ay mamacita chula!" The masked hero rolls out of the way spouting gibberish in Spanish before he gets back to his feet. "That was dangerous!!" The luchador says pointing at his opponent, no longer eager to turn a blind eye to her deadly methods. "We? Who's we?" He ponders at that but ultimately shakes his head, this girl is muy loca indeed. "If you truly seek to hurt El Fuerte then I have no choice but to put you down!" Proclaims the masked warrior and jumps high up backwards where he can bounce on the ropes and sails over head in the direction of Eiserne.

"EL FUERTE!!"

Aaaaand here it comes folks!

"FLYIIIIIIIING! GIGA BUSTER!!!"

Yells the warrior as he goes to land directly on Eiserne's shoulders so he can make a frontal somersault with her in tow, spinning in the air several times even, and go for a devastating pile driver!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne fails to counter El Fuerte Flying Giga Buster from ElFuerte with Sangaree.

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Eiserne          1/-----==/=======|==-----\-------\0         ElFuerte


Eiserne clucks her tongue disappointedly at the miss with the turnbuckle though the ring swings wildly and begins to lean faintly after the impact, the lost corner of the ring hanging over the side as a testament to how much damage could have been done to poor Fuerte. "That won't do, nope nope. You jump around too much." As the wrestler proclaims the use of an ultimate and flashy attack she kind of leans forward and looks at him askance, why would he bother announcing his-YEOW. Collected right off the top of the turnbuckle Eisernee gets an eyeful of the arena and then the sky arena-sky-arena-SKY-arena-sky-arenasky !and then WHAM, an impact that shakes the foundations of the suspended areas, cables begin to pull lose from their moorings and there is the sound of structural material breaking and groaning. Dust begins to fall from the underside of the arena as everything goes quiet, that's surely it! nobody could keep taking this kind of abuse. But Eiserne can, her eyes flicker open and she is clearly hurt since the timber of her voice has changed and become a little lighter "Are we going to keep cuddling." before shoving away form the wrestler and trying slowly to stand again "Or do you want to finish the fight."

While cuddling does sound kind of nice, El Fuerte would prefer to do such a thing with Rainbow Mika and not this psycho of a girl who would quite frankly try to stab him. No, it's too much of a risk he thinks, best to keep fighting! It is a surprise that she is even able to move after that, not many can claim to have survived El Fuerte's Flying Giga Buster full on and still be able to move afterwards, but the respect El Fuerte would normally give to a foe with such resilience does not show, this girl really likes fighting dirty and he doesn't appreciate it, certain parts of him less than others.

"Let's go then!" Utterly unaware that the suspended ring is at the risk of falling, the wrestler simply jumps back again to grab hold of one of the swings overhead and take advantage that Eiserne is standing up to body slam her again!

"HUAAA!"

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte successfully hits Eiserne with Tepache Bomb.

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Eiserne          1/---====/=======|==-----\-------\0         ElFuerte


Finally standing Eiserse breathing is ragged and one of her eyes keeps drifting closed, the abused her body has taken is enormous. As the wrestler swoops in overhead she raises an arm in defence in an almost feeble gesture before he comes down hard right on top of her. There is a ghn, as she struggles to remain conscious but the words that spill from her mouth are anything but "I thought we were done cuddling!" She rolls her hips and shoves him with her knee to roll the wrestler away and once again begins climbing back to her feet.

Her outfit has long since been unravelling as she no longer rewinds it after her attacks and a secondary to it is revealed, sharp things, large amounts of sharp knives carefully laced through the bodice of her outfit. As she picks up the ends of her cords juggles them lightly and waves one in a come hither gesture. She is far too tired to bother chasing him, time to end this one way or the other.

COMBATSYS: Eiserne focuses on her next action.

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Eiserne          1/---====/=======|==-----\-------\0         ElFuerte


What is it with people thinking that wrestling looks like cuddling? Even when they are on the receiving end of bone crushing techniques still they refuse to admit true Lucha Libre might!? Ah well, it's their problem, all that El Fuerte knows is that he landed on her and quickly rolls out of the way when she fights him in an attempt to get back up. Normally, he'd try to go for the pin, but this isn't a regular Lucha Libre match.

"Hmm...so there they are." The masked wrestler notes as Eiserne's skimpy outfit reveals several blades hidden beneath, looks like it's not all for show then. But the stands of her attire also leave her vulnerable to get grabbed and El Fuerte makes a quick grab for those threads and give them a hard tug back to bring her close to him. "HRRUAA!!" This way he can greet her with a standing lariat attack which is aimed right at her neck!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne counters Quesadilla Bomb from ElFuerte with Supercall.
- Power hit! -

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|======-\-------\0         ElFuerte


Eiserne jerks forward towards Fuerte but instead of finding her neck with his lariat he finds a new problem as she turns a full circle and wipes her boots across the handsome face of the Luchador but her spin picks up momentum and both legs leave the ground as she whips her body into a butterfly kick. Pig tails whipping in the wind and legs scything she knocks both of them to the ground but she isn't done. Before anyone can even breathe she is standing over El Fuerte, one leg raised with a callous stomp and smirks as she stomps on him, over and over again using the rops even for more leverage. She just keeps stomping"have that, and that! and that!" on her downed opponent and just when it looks like she is too exhausted to continue she totters away and then runs back delivering a petty little kick with the toe of her boot to his ribs. Eiserne is spent, her hands on her knees even to keep her upright and staring intently at the downed wrestler.

El Fuerte's eyes widen when Eiserne comes at him with a vengeance! She's a resilient little psycho girl isn't she?? He gets a devastating kick to the face for his efforts and the wrestler spits blood and lands on his back, his white mask stained red. Oh but that's no all! Oh no, Eiserne has much more for the luchador. Stomps and stomps and stomps and MORE stomps come to his face, ribs and wherever she can kick him, the warrior only able to curl into a defensive fetal position to avoid getting the stuffing stomped out of him. And at long last, the kicks stop coming, his body limp on the ground. That's it..it's over...

Or is it!??

The strings that support the ring suddenly snap causing the entire thing to precipitate down! This time, the safety net isn't going to save any of them and El Fuerte, being the crazed Mexican that he is, actually uses this to his advantage in an attempt to finally take this woman down!! The masked warrior kicks himself back to his feet and bum rushes Eiserne, pushing her right out of the ring before it hits the ground and instead goes to slam her back outside where the crowd is running away to avoid getting body slammed by a wrestler and an acrobat!

COMBATSYS: ElFuerte can no longer fight.

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COMBATSYS: ElFuerte successfully hits Eiserne with Quick Throw.

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Eisernes lips twist into what will most definitely be a swear word as El Fuerte gets back up once again but it is cut off as the wrestler rushes her and carries them over the edge of the area. Her mind absently wonders where the ropes were that could have stopped this as the ground begins to become an immanent threat to both fighters until Eiserne remembers the turnbuckle incident. Oh right, that's her fault. But perhaps it would not have mattered as the ring itself begins to topple, the last guide wires and masonry falling away as it lazily begins to fall just like the pair of fighters but infinitely heavier and more dangerous/

People scream and scatter as the sky comes tumbling down and one of the hot dog carts is suddenly crushed under the bodies of the two fighters while the remains of the ring crashes down into the background behind them. Squiggles of ketchup and mustard cover Eiserne and there is enough mushy food gunk all over her that she tries to stay conscious just so she can rage about it The wrestler on top of her shielded some from the impact she really wants to just.. hit him some more to make up for it but she cant manage to move any more. Its agony even when she tries and that's the signal match officials were looking for. Eiserne struggles but cant muster any strength but for a cry of frustration "You've got to be KIDDING ME." that echos loudly enough to startle birds to flight.

*SPLASH!*

The two fighters slam into hot dog carts covered in the horrible junk food, causing El Fuerte more than a little frustration. When he rolls out away from Eiserne he too echoes her frustration "I know!!!" He says wiping his mask from ketchup and mustard "I can't believe they don't sell tacos here!! Hot dogs are soooo overrated!"

Priorities man. Priorities.

Log created on 20:02:50 11/11/2011 by Eiserne, and last modified on 23:08:14 11/12/2011.