SNF 2011.11 - SNF: "Tortoise Torture"

Description: The crown jewel of the city park is an ancient grave marker: a squat, dumpy little turtle that dates back to the 12th century. The grounds are open, but not terrible spacious, with stone walkways hand-set into the grass. Artistic license is present in full effect, with hedges trimmed in strange tendrils and flowing cobblestone walls set in a ring around the place. The park is immaculately-tended and well-loved by the townsfolk...which is why they're allowing these stars of the fist to beat each other up in it! There's but one caveat: don't injure the turtle. (Winner: MrJones)



Not the first time he's overseas, but certainly the first time he's in a place like this! Mr. Jones enjoyed the luxurious ride to his long destination and was sure to see the sights first before finally getting around to do his match. As much of a dancer as he is a fighter, Jonesy has to go check out tha' clubs and see how they boogie in Eastern Europe.

Lots of vodka and legs kinda sore from Cossack dancing, Johnny Jones makes his way to the relatively quiet park where the fight will take place. It's rather vexing to him, every time he gets to travel abroad to fight the SNF always picks the most remote secluded places possible. Last time it was at an abandoned Shinto Shrine and now it's at a cozy turtle park off to the side where not a big crowd can gather. Kinda hard to be an entertainer when there's no one to entertain! Ya know what I mean!?

Not all is lost though, he had heard word that the cute little Momoko who graced Duck Pond the other day was gonna be present in the match and even if she would probably at times kick him in the middle of the fight he was glad to see her. Currently he stands by the center of the park, leaning on the turtle statue where Momoko stands just chatting with the fellow dancer, shades raised up to his 'fro so he can get a good look at her.

"Yeh, some pretty funky moves back there Momo-san, I hope to see more of the same down here. Say, ya wouldn't know anything 'bout the chick Imma face tonite would ya? Don't think I've ever heard about her and I hear you're like a veteran to this mess."

What ever the weather and strife internationally few people can resist the urge to venture into town today and enjoying the festival atmosphere. Which anniversary however seems to vary depending on who you ask and how sober they still are. Drink flows freely and there is still plenty of music and entertainment.

One of the entertainers is a woman in green and purple, she tumbles and turns cartwheels while the folk applaud and shout encouragement. The performance is getting wilder and more furious and there have been a few near misses where she has almost struck the people watching with a trailing leg or sudden direction change. Men laugh uproariously at one another as they flinch or dodge out of her way but the revelry continues. Eiserne grounds her heels, with a flamboyant pose, arms raised and executes a slow bow to the appreciative (and a few lecherous) cheers and applause.

Eiserne respond to the presence of one of the Saturdays night Fight officials with confusion at first, recollections of there being a set place she was supposed to be Do caper through her mind but are quickly discarded. This is only perhaps the third or fourth time someone has had to go find her and bring her back to the fights venue, at least this time she had been nearby and easy to locate.

Eiserne was sure to generate some ratings just because of her outfit but these days there were so many new fighters coming out of the woodwork looking for a little taste of that cash and fame being so liberally promoted.

"Momoko thinks this is gonna be a loot of fun!" Momoko says cheerfully to Mr. Jones. "Our last time together was fun too. But Momoko's going to be doing something different tonight, so Mr. Jones had better watch out!"

After that, Momoko steps back and sits down on the ground to start stretching out. After all, a good martial artist knows the importance of stretching before doing their martial arts.

"You ain't kiddin' about that." Since Mr Jones' shades were up, he realizes that there is indeed a performance going on here even with the very small arena they were given. His eyebrows raise up seeing the circus act of the other, rather skimpy dressed, girl for a moment wondering if this is the opening act of some sort before he frowns, realizing that this is no jester girl sent to draw the crowd's attention, but his opponent for the night. "I bet it's going to be lots of fun..." Jonesy says this not in the way one would expect a man would say when fighting a comely girl, he says this darkly, eyes still narrowed, feeling the 'bad vibes' coming from this girl. Nothing like the pure hearted Momoko standing next to him, his Heroic senses tingling in the presence of this Eiserne character.

Still, he is not one to brood and Jones smirks down to Momoko, puts his shades on and pets the Capoerista's head. "Dang straight girl, you better not hold back against me just 'cause we danced before." These words are probably going to come back and bite him on the ass, but unfortunately he means it, since he does like to play fair.

Popping the collar of his shirt the funky martial artist waits for the crowd to stop cheering to introduce himself to his opponent. "Hey." He makes a quick bow, fist covered with his palm in Kung Fu tradition for Peace over Power, if Eiserne knows anything about martial arts she'll recognize that this move pins him as a good guy. "Pretty groovy moves ya got there girl. Unfortunately for you..." He rubs his nose and cracks his knuckles "I don't like sharing the stage." It's his crowd! His spotlight! And he ain't going to let nobody take it from him!

Jeet Kune Do stance is engaged. "You ready for the dance of your life?"

hands behind her head and fingers interlaces Eiserne is the very picture of someone completely uninterested in what is going on around them, when she finally does take notice of her opponent her eyes drift back and forth between the small girl and the man with the 'round fluffy hair' her eyes light up with a manic shine and a smile breaks out. 'Oh they're finally here.' There is a metallic clang as she she unfurls a length of material, unwinding it from around her body and there is a rasp of metal on stone as she picks up the new extended length of cord and the sharp looking knife drags across the stones then dangles, pendulous and dangerous.

Eiserne inspects her appearance in the mirror finish of the blade almost finding it distracting enough to forget her opponents, almost. "Oho? Then... DING!" she exclaims as she lets lose, the length of cord snaps like a whip but its the arc of the blade that's really the biggest concern! "Show me your moves!"

COMBATSYS: Eiserne has started a fight here.

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COMBATSYS: MrJones has joined the fight here.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0          MrJones


COMBATSYS: Eiserne has left the fight here.

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COMBATSYS: Eiserne has joined the fight here.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0          MrJones


COMBATSYS: Eiserne has left the fight here.

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COMBATSYS: Eiserne has joined the fight here.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0          MrJones


COMBATSYS: Momoko has joined the fight here in the center.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


COMBATSYS: MrJones blocks Eiserne's Snare Whip.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Johnny Jones' shades flash mysteriously when that length of rope and blade is unfurled. "A kunai...?" He wasn't told that this was going to be a weapon match. For a fraction of a second he looks hesitant about what to do since he is at a disadvantage in regards to range, having only his fists and feet to defend himself he'll have to take grievous harm before he can get within range of this psycho girl.

Or he would, if he didn't have the habit of always bringing his chucks wherever he went. "WASHAA!" And no, these chucks aren't shoes, they are nunchucks! *KLING!* The retro fighter unfurls his own chained weapon of two metal sticks attached together with a chain and smacks the rope away with a quick upwards flick of his nunchuck. "Hey! You're supposed to bow before attacking, woman!" Kids nowadays, they got no respect for honorable combat! Jonesy twirls his nunchucks around sliding them under his arms and around his back in circling motions as he starts to amble around the 'ring' trying to keep away from the turtle statue in the middle.

He dashes around Momoko who is apparently still stretching and goes to attack Eiserne on her oblique angle so she can't put range on him. As usual he's all about being up close and personal, fighting like a true warrior!

"WATAAA!! Jones gives a loud kyah and explodes into action, pushing himself forward with his back leg to attack the girl on her side, nunchuck tucked under his armpit for now whilst his left fist is extended to ram his knuckles right on her mouth!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne dodges MrJones' Gaudy Punch.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Smile growing wider and showing even more teeth Eiserne leaps away with a pirouette and slashes away at throat height with the second kunai in her other hand "One." She jerks back her other arm and the long cord of material is tugged "Two" and then snapped one again slashing at her male opponent "Three." And despite the dangerous flash and play of light across the blades as they twirl and stab she does seem to be dancing along, adjusting her steps and style to keep a little distance between the fighters, this does however require a bit of space and she does start straying towards the statue if not close to it yet. "One-two-three! You have to try harder than that."

Meanwhile, Momoko watches from her spot at the tortoise statue, grinning as the two fighters go at it. "Don't get too close to Momoko's statue!" Momoko remians crouched, trying to keep from falling off of it. It may seem like an unusual spot to watch a fight from, but Momoko's here to protect it from anyone who gets too close to it. Why is that? Who knows, the SNF makes the rules, not her! But that's not to say she minds it.

But when Eiserne strays towards the statue, Momoko goes wide-eyed, realizing that she could get a bit too close for comfort. "Oh no, you don't!" Momoko exclaims. "This is Momoko's statue, and nobody but Momoko touches it!" Momoko then attempts to enforce this point with a cartwheel-type kick aimed at Eiserne.

COMBATSYS: MrJones blocks Eiserne's Snap Lash.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


And try harder he will! Jones slides to a stop and starts circling around Eiserne in an attempt to put her between him and the Tortoise statue, feet spread out slightly watching the incoming trio of blades sailing in his direction. "ATATATATATATA!!" His nunchucks move with blurring speed smacking all three kunai blades sent his way and starts running right for the grinning pyscho girl, his shades flashing still with determination to get inside her circle of defense where he will have the advantage. "WATAAAA!!" Rather than overcommit himself to a powerful strike which will be dodge, he flicks his nunchuck at Eiserne's face, using it like a whip to pop her right in the nose!

COMBATSYS: MrJones successfully hits Eiserne with Jab Punch.

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Eiserne          0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


COMBATSYS: Eiserne fails to counter Kick Combo from Momoko with Magic Mirror.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Eiserne dance steps stray too close to the turtle for someone’s liking and and Eiserne is surprised to be hit by another opponent, was there something about that turtle she had been told? Nope don't recall anything right now, this must be a second opponent! Eiserne lolls from side to side with the blows and quickly rolls out and away from both fighters who attacking her, rising from her crouch she starts laughing "Ohhhh someone else wants to play!" her mode shifts for a heartbeat and her voice seems to lower and darken "But naughty children must be punished." she darts forward right back into the fight and completely happy to be fighting two opponents at one with that same joyous and only a little sinister smile on her face from earlier.

"Momoko isn't playing! Momoko is protecting the statue!" Momoko explains as she steps back towards the statue, resuming her ginga. "Momoko won't let anyone near her statue!" The words seem harsh, but Momoko is still smiling widely. Apparently, she does like to play.

That's why you pay attention, son. A true martial artist is at all times aware of their environment, and would know better than to slide close to a statue where a small capoiera girl dances; doesn't Eiserne know? They are one of the most deadliest creatures on Earth!! For once Johnny Jones doesn't try to wise crack back, since the taunt isn't for him but for Momoko. Even then, normally he would say something about leaving the girl alone, but Momokins isn't in any need of being rescued, she can easily defend herself as she demonstrated. Jones continues to use the elements in his favor by sticking to the sidelines and goes to swing a round house kick right at Eiserne's back! He really wants her to send her flying towards Momoko for the follow up. "HUAAA!"

COMBATSYS: Eiserne dodges MrJones' Bicycle Kick.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Heading directly for Momoko before she realizes fluffy haired man is bearing down on her once again Eiserne sidesteps the bicycle kick at the last moment and turns her head to follow his progress and visually trying to reach a decision on something. Suddenly resolving what inner conflict was taking place she excitedly engages MrJones "Impatient! Don't you get it? You're the main course!" her eyes are wild and shine with madness. The implication is there as well, Momoko is either the entrée or dessert. She kicks out at him a head height roundhouse that whips her hair about and unravels some more of her outfit, the cords she uses to whip getting longer and she herself getting.. colder, definitely colder in that outfit.

Momoko sees what Mr. Jones is trying to do, and she shakes her head. "Hey, you can't try to drive her towards the statue! That's cheating!" Momoko scowls a little at Mr. Jones. "It's your turn now!" Momoko leaps into the air then lands by Mr. Jones and attempts a sideways kick.

COMBATSYS: Momoko successfully hits MrJones with Light Kick.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


COMBATSYS: MrJones interrupts Heavy Kick from Eiserne with Slide Double.

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Eiserne          0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Woopsie daisy! Didn't mean to jump in that far. Jones realizes that he is on collision course with the statue when he sails right over Eiserne and tries to skid to a stop before he connects with Momoko's feet. "How is that unfair!? Haven't you ever heard of using the elements baby?? OUFGH!" Well, it may come to a surprise to Momoko but Jones, even if he claims to be a good guy, often fights very dirty, although in his case he just calls that being crafty, or 'street Jeet Kune Do' for those in the know. At any rate, even a master of strategy like Jones Johnny Damon sometimes miscalculates and he ends up ramming his gut into Momoko's side thrust kick! "That's cold babe! I thought what we had was special!" He says with mock offense when Momokins hits him, but by the time that he's sliding back away from her he has already forgiven her. A much different story than Eiserne, who he faces when he spins around on his heel and takes the blow of her roundhouse kick on his forearm. "If you wanna eat me up you're gonna have to get in line babe!! HAHAHA!!" Jones is not really a player, but he likes to pretend that he is. In fact he's rather too divorced from the typical Hollywood start to care about petty things like that, if Eiserne thinks that she's going to distract him with her sex appeal she's got another thing coming! Because Jones is 100% loyal to his one true love. /FIGHTING/ "WOO!! WATAAA!!" After he takes the damage to his left arm, Jonesy brings his nunchuck to crack Eiserne right across the face and then smacks her again on the other side of her temple.

There is a gasp and cry from Eiserne and she rolls backwards head over heels and comes to a stop looking a little dazed and definitely hurt. Her lower lip trembles some and her eyes are focused on him, her hand cupping the struck cheek like she cannot believe he had done that to her. Weren't they having fun playing? Why did he have to go and spoil it by being mean! She sniffs like she might be crying at some point in the near future. "I hate you! I hate you! You big stupid fluffy headed meanie!!!" and the lights go out, there's a moment where he head begins to drop forward but animation returns as the woman begins to rise back to her feet. Her face is cold and impassive, eyes no longer shine with mad delight now there something much worse at the helm. "Ah, you must be the one." the voice is not quite a monotone but there isn't much indication feeling there only a hint of irritation. "Come" she waves her fingers beckoning Mr Jones come at her "...Don't make me chase you, I'm not in the mood."

COMBATSYS: Eiserne switches her Mindset.

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Eiserne          0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Momoko giggles and flips back towards the statue again, watching the two fighters go at it. "Go for it! Momoko loves watching you fighters! But come close enough and Momoko will give you a taste of Momoko's Capoeira!" The girl keeps going in the ginga, watching the two fighters but not doing anything for now.

COMBATSYS: Momoko focuses on her next action.

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Eiserne          0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


The strikes seem to hurt Esierne in more than just one way. The girl is now crying and this sort of makes Jones feel kinda bad. His eyebrows wiggle after the nunchuku hits her in the face thinking that maybe he should apologize and call the match, or wait until Esierne stops crying. Where do the SNF officials get these people? How will they fight if they can't even take a few nunchaku smacks to the face? But oh, Jonesy gets his answer quickly enough. This is why he felt uneasy in the presence of Eiserne. "You ain't right girl..." She is evil! As a Hero, he can almost smell it on her. "Chasin'!? I've been the one doing all the chasing up in here!" It's true, since the girl is very slippery he's been running circles around the park trying to catch her with his chucks. At the very least the psychopath girl won't have any problems chasing after the afro man, he is the one that is always attacking, even when defending himself! "HAAAY!!" Jonesy comes again and swings his chucks on an upwards slash to smack the girl right in her chin and rattle her teeth!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne fails to counter Funky Impact from MrJones with Highball.

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Eiserne          0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Eiserne simply extends her hand to catch the nuchuck rather than moving in any other fashion but its a slow deliberate motion and simple to flick the Nunchuku around her hand and hit the woman. She arcs into the air and crashes down without a cry or a word, just the sound of her body crashing down but then she begins to rise once again. There is definitely some faint hints of emotion, perhaps a little angry now and the way she gets back up is a little haltingly as though she is feeling the effects of all this damage. She does continue to stand still just watching him, both Eisernes debating the best way to crush him or hurt him and the suggestions are enough for a faint hint of a smile to form "You're strong, I like that."

Trying to catch a nunchuck is no easy feat, even for one who has undergone such drastic changes like Eiserne and has traded her sanity for power. It seems that she instead makes a grab for the chain and why, that metal club just swings right up and pops her in the chin to send her back on the ground. When she releases, Jonesey makes a quick hop back and shakes his head at this creepy girl. "You're kind of a freak aren't ya?" He makes a snide comment, a little concerned that Eiserne doesn't even cry out after taking a nunchuck to the jaw. Still, he's here to fight and fighting is what he's going to do. The retro martial artist tucks the nunchuck under his armpit and goes to swing it at her again, save this time he's going low to pop her in the knee! "WOOO!!"

COMBATSYS: MrJones successfully hits Eiserne with Jab Punch.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|======-\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


The name calling is beginning to get to Eiserne, her eye twitches as he calls her yet another name, and the smile disappears. "You know a lot of hurtful names to call others." there is no smirk or anything, the statement stands on its own if delivered in the low voice. Honest and terrible, vicious and vindictive Eiserne does not mock others and she does not respond well to be tormented as so. The nunchuku smashes her leg away and she drops to ther hands and knees, there is a faint hiss through her teeth, that must have REALLY hurt but it doesn't stop her moving in the slightest. Lunging back to her feet she delivers a kneestrike right at his sternum with the same leg her just struck, as if proving she wont be stopped regardless of what her does. The blow itself is in the extreme, a revenge strike with all her building animosity behind it.

All the while the two fighters are going at it, Momoko keeps watching with the ginga going from side to side, not slowing down. "Come on, come to Momoko!" Momoko thinks to herself as she watches. But the two fighters don't seem to be coming close enough to Momoko to get a good hit in. Momoko just continues to watch and wait.

COMBATSYS: Momoko takes no action.

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|======-\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


COMBATSYS: MrJones blocks Eiserne's Medium Kick.

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|=======\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Mistah Jay's eyebrows furrow when Eiserne goes down after that whack to her knee. It's far too early, far too simple a blow for her to be really down and it with her next action he truly realizes what he just did. That attack only served to piss her off! "Woa boy!" The girl attacks literally powered by vengeance itself and sends a devastating knee blow aimed to his stomach! Such a strike would have surely knocked the air off him had he not placed his own leg in the way to stop the attack, letting it collide against his shin. Thing is, that still hurt like the dickens! And Jonesy finds himself skipping back on one foot and..uh oh.. not towards Momoko! "Ey come on now, can't ya see Momokins is without a dance pardna? Go give her some company!" Everybody's gotta be dancing in this joint, good or evil! Thusly, Jonese swings a leg up at Eiserne and hooks the back of her neck, pulling on her hard to send her towards the dancing Capoiera girl!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne fails to counter Light Kick from MrJones with Sangaree.

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|=======\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


There is a clang as Mr Jones strike connects with the back of Eisernes head, She contines to stagger forward until she suddenly jerks to a stop, cords pulled tight and Kunai themselves embedded in the ground she tugs herself back and away from the Small girl. Eisernes head is fuzzy on the details but she knows somehow that there is danger involved there. Her injuries are really mounting up and she just can't figure out ho to fight someone like this, having never met a real fighter before she is somewhat awed though it is almost mirrored by her irritation.

Sheesh, if Mr. Jones woulda known that this is the first time Eiserne is battling against a trained fighter he might have gone a little easier on her. It's unfortunate that even with his goofy personality, he is a warrior through and through and by this means that he always seeks to respect other warriors in combat by giving his very best, may they be good or evil. It was even more regrettable that Eiserne gives off such bad vibes, had she not acted as sadistic towards Momoko, Jonesy's heroic instincts might have not triggered and attack her with righteous fury. As it stands, there is no going back, Jones is convinced that this girl is up to no good and seeks to tell her that SNF will not tolerate evil in any way shape or form! "WOOHAA!" Just as soon as she turns around, there's that flying nunchuk sailing straight to the side of her head!

COMBATSYS: Eiserne blocks MrJones' Aggressive Strike.

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|=======\-------\1          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


raising her forearm Eiserne instead blocks the Nuchuku blow her body is almost at its limit but she just keeps driving it on, heedless of the damage its taken and what she herself is subjecting it to. She lashes out at Mr Jones face with her free arm, she just keeps growing in intensity and focus for the first time she actually begins to project that murderous intent Mr Jones must have been wary of, his own actions bringing it to the surface where it is almost plain to see "You are so... annoying."

Neither fighter has gotten close to the statue for awhile, but Eiserne has earned the sympathy of Momoko. "Mr. Jones, why can't you give her a break? You're beating her so badly but she doesn't have a chance!" Momoko slides towards Mr. Jones and attempts to administer a legs-only throw!

COMBATSYS: MrJones blocks Eiserne's Jab Punch.

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|=======\-------\1          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


COMBATSYS: MrJones just-defends Momoko's Quick Throw!

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Eiserne          1/-------/=======|=======\-------\1          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


This time Johnny Jones' nunchuk hits thick forearm bone and he retracts it to tuck it under his armpit again, sliding side to side to keep himself a confusing target and keep unnerving Eiserne. This girl might be a true berserker, but the thing is that while she thinks her anger is helping her and that Jones is making her tap into forbidden power, the truth is that Jones does this to everyone, all.the.time. He is skilled true, but his real talent lays in the fact that he taunts and smacks talk people /so bad/ that they often forget themselves when fighting him, letting their anger cloud them and forget all martial talent to try and shut him up no matter the cost. And when they do that, the grinning Mista' J is there to take advantage for their clumsiness. "Woop! Why don't you tell me one I haven't heard before??" Cackles Jonesy as he slides back to look over his shoulder when Momoko chides him for being so mean "Hey she started it!!" He claims once Momokins jumps at him to wrap her legs around him and throw him. "Oh hey, how is it going?--WOAAA!" At first, Jones thought that Momoko was just being playful and was trying to hitch a piggy back ride on him. But then, he is sailing through the air right towards Eiserne, the throw given by the girl only helping him to attack that more fiercely! "Thanks baby!" Laughs he in mid air aiming to land an axe kick right for the deranged girl's scalp "WASHOOO!"

COMBATSYS: Eiserne blocks MrJones' Slide Double.

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Eiserne          1/------=/=======|=======\-------\0          MrJones
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Eiserne blocks the blow by raising her arm to catch the blow, her small arm is nowhere near strong enough to reduce the momentum of such a kick and she is driven to her knees but catches herself before she falls "Ha ~haha~Ha Ah-HA-HA-ha!" the will behind her beaten body is not dulled by receiving an absolute thrashing instead it seems to be becoming even more unhinged, harder and sharper than it was before. "You, and me will play again some other time!" The laughter accompanies a complete switch demeanour. That mad little light in her eyes is back but the way she hugs her torso and doesn't seem to be getting back up may signal the end of the match. Eiserne may look to be in great pain but she has survived worse, more importantly she has had a taste of a new world. Powerful opponents worth fighting, how beautiful must such a powerful person look like before they break? Eiserne can't wait for the pain to fade, so she can fight again.. and again.. AND AGAIN!.

COMBATSYS: Eiserne takes no action.

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MrJones          0/-------/=======|
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


COMBATSYS: Eiserne can no longer fight.

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MrJones          0/-------/=======|
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Meanwhile, Momoko watches as Eiserne goes down for the count, right after her throw failed. "Noooooo!" Momoko glares at Mr. Jones and says, "I can't believe that you beat her so badly!" She narrows her eyes and watches Mr. Jones, waiting to see what will happen next.

COMBATSYS: Momoko takes no action.

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MrJones          0/-------/=======|
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                 Momoko           0|-------|-------


Mr. Jones' kick goes right through that defense, it helps that Momoko sent him flying in the direction of his foe and when he makes a swift back flip to land on his feet he is greeted by the sight of a laughing, very bruised, girl hugging herself in a fetal position. "Wellp, guess that's all she wrote." Jonesy lifts his shades to look at Eiserne whilst SNF medics rush to the scene to help her, but he can't do much in the way of saying anything since he's getting scolded by Momoko! "Eek!" He cringes, suddenly feeling very intimidated by the little girl "I'm...sorry? Aw come on Momokins, don't be mad at me! We were just having some fun dancing!" Well this is pretty awkward "See? And she's laughing and everything." There's no way Jones is getting out of this one with a clear conscience, not with Momoko looking at him like that. "Can I..uh..buy you both some ice cream?" That always cheers everyone up!

Suddenly, Momoko brightens. "Ice cream? Well, Mr. Jones can buy Momoko ice cream this time, and we'll let bygones be bygones!" Momoko cheers up abruptly with this. Perhaps this time Momoko will let Mr. Jones off easily. But it won't always work...

Log created on 17:52:45 11/04/2011 by Momoko, and last modified on 09:29:27 11/07/2011.