Heihachi - Neo League? Or Neo Groin?

Description: Heihachi explodes into Adon's latest bid to heal himself, demanding him to cough up all his League points. He trades a brutal spar with Kuma for the privalege... until he gets enraged and flies into the battle. In the end, there was no Neo League, but Adon got himself a bigger crotch?



Sunshine City Health and Physical Therapy Center. 11 AM.

Adon was having it tough. Certainly, after his... intimate encounters with both Takako and Sonia, he was hard at work being a hero. Well, outside of capturing two schoolgirl gangbangers, he had not actually done a whole lot. But he was TIRED from all the heroism. And as any proper hero, he had to relax and recovery.

And what better way than a theraputic spa?

Wearing only a towel, the Fallen Emperor was sitting in the depths of a wooden sauna, relaxing in the rich, humid heat. He was alone, but had an emergency wrist band keeping track of his vitals. After the third sexual harassment complaint from the nurses, the local management found that giving Adon his space was good for the workplace environment. Adon, however, was simply closing his eyes. Thinking about that supple frame of Sonia. Those breasts, barely contained by a golden bikini. Licking his lips, a dark thought crosses his mind.

He was alone, wasn't he?

Apparently, Adon should never try to recover within a spa. Takako, as it turns out, is not the only person who might be rude enough to challenge someone in the midst of recovery. Yet Heihachi Mishima is decidedly louder about the whole thing. He had submitted a few official requests through the beaurocratic Neo League paper mill challenging Adon, but all were likely not mysteriously ignored. Then again, although some people might desire matching fists with someone who defeated Billy Kane on national television, there might be others who attempt the exact opposite.
After investigating the issue personally, Heihachi quickly discovered that Adon was recovering within Sunshine City. A more reasonable man could assume the lack of accepting his challenge was due to being unable to. But nobody has ever made the mistake of thinking the King of Iron Fists is /reasonable./ One private jet later, and many people are watching him stride through the streets, bear in tow, carefully wrapping gauze around his knuckles in his classical armless black gi. A well-sized camera crew is in tow, alongside three lawyers constantly adjusting spectacles on their noses.
Before Adon's lascivious musings can proceed too far, a nearby wall explodes inwards. Concrete clacks upon the tile floor, some splashing into various spas. With the sleek, coordinated speed of a special ops team, the room is suddenly covered by countless cameras, with Heihachi himself looming in the dusted rubble. "ADON, YOU RAT BASTARD. HOW DARE YOU NOT ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?!"

Just as Adon lifts up the towel, the wall explodes.

And there is Heihachi.

Whatever thoughts of Sonia are quickly gone, as the towel is suddenly shut back up. Posture straight, Adon looks aghast at the old man exploding into the Sauna. THe heat begins to surge out, the temperature begins to drop. Adon was RECOVERING here, and this old coot was... doing exactly what Adon did those years ago.

The Jaguar of Muay Thai slaps his forehead, the irony overcoming him.

"BAH!" Adon begins, adjusting his towel for a moment. Heihachi was... catching him without his pants down. Of course, like Takako, he had sent him the challenges to the fight. But with money and clout, it seems that despite Ken's misgivings, he had taken the initiative to tear through the Neo-League... and was positioned to tear through Adon now. The fallen Emperor's mind swims, calculating with dangerous speed. "TRULY you must NOT have gotten the memo, Heihachi." Adon states on the spot, words coming faster than his mind can reflect upon. "It is because I! ADON! The FORMER EMPEROR of MUAY THAI!" The former Emperor pauses.

"AGREE with YOU!"

"KEN is a FOOL for NOT ALLOWING BEARS INTO THE NEO-LEAGUE!"

Slowly, Heihachi crosses his arms, listening to Adon with something of a sneer on his face. The billowing steam rushes past him into the cool morning of Sunshine City behind, tattered seams of his sleeveless gi blowing behind. Kuma can be seen peeking inside from behind, a hulking sea of brown hair. A figure able to make even Sagat look small, no small feat even within the entire animal kingdom. His grin becomes somewhat more genuine after a few moments.
"OF COURSE he is. Bears are STRONG. Ken Masters simply FEARS STRENGTH." A massive fists slams into Heihachi's own chest, with the loud crack of impact possibly beyond what Adon himself could muster in his current condition. "It warms my heart... that you are a sympathizer for me. It means..." Suddenly, the old geezer moves. It is with speed, but not the graceful sort. There is no beauty in it. Raw strength and power hurtling him forward, the air cracking like thunder before he lands with a crash only a couple meters in front of the former Emperor. Chi begins to roar out of him, shimmering the air with greater heat then the sauna could hope to match. "...that you will not mind being a martyr on my way to the top of the League...!"
Heihachi's muscles tense outwards, as he continues to build up his incredible reserves of power. It is a presence that is no less then the likes of Sagat, a ferocious intensity with no holding back. Blue tendrils of lightning flicker over his form, light hum like some grandiose tesla coil energizing the air to dangerous levels, where one might combust in a moment. "NOW." Slowly Heihachi twists, pointing his side and shoulder towards Adon. A combative stance? "WILL...!!"
And then Heihachi is standing prim and proper before Adon, heels together and head slightly bowed. Both hands are extended, holding a clipboard with a dangling pen. Upon it is a Neo League form. "...please sign this, so we can fight?"

Adon was almost proud of himself.

The Former Emperor keeps up that smug, easy smile. Naturally, Adon was not ENTIRELY lying. It was rumored that even Sagat had fought bears in the wild, to keep up his strength. Truly, if the WAY of MUAY THAI was so great, that a mere beast should be no challenge to him.

He was STALLING.

Adon was almost proud of himself.

The Former Emperor keeps up that smug, easy smile. Naturally, Adon was not ENTIRELY lying. It was rumored that even Sagat had fought bears in the wild, to keep up his strength. Truly, if the WAY of MUAY THAI was so great, that a mere beast should be no challenge to him. But as Heihachi surges towards him, the former Emperor does not flinch, nor does he recoil. His body tenses up, readying to endure whatever the fighter unleashes.

Even if it only documentation.

Glancing at the paperwork, Adon's mind continues to whirr, trying to find any way, what way he could use to get out of this. "A matyr? How utterly CLOWNISH! TRULY you are a FOOL HEIHACHI! I am ONLY INTERESTED in fighting a BEAR! But," Adon continues, looking at the contract. Idly, he takes the clipboard. "If you TRULY WISH to have a TRUE FIGHT with me in PLACE of yoru BEAR, I am SERIOUSLY reconsidering your COMMITMENT to ANIMAL RIGHTS!" And Adon does not sign the paperwork. Instead, he carefully, slowly reads the terms, working through the documentation.

Was he STALLING!?

"A fight with my bear...?" Heihachi states, considering. "Well. THAT IS WHAT I AM FIGHTING TO GET KEN TO ALLOW!" This is yelled at a rather excessive level right into Adon's face, and his instincts would say that he's about to get a punch in the face. Instead, the clipboard is snatched back, and Heihachi strides away, back towards the center of the mildly destroyed spa. Cameras remain on the duo, before a finger suddenly points. "Hear this, Japan? America? The WORLD? He wishes to battle KUMA. And he cannot... because of KEN MASTERS." A finger snaps, and then the massive bear lumbers in, red scarf trailing behind. It then looms tall, standing at nine feet tall, weighing almost as much as three Sagats. A deep, horrific roar follows. "Very well. You may spar Kuma. And at the end... you will sign this form!!" He brandishes it towards Adon. "It will be a WONDEROUS declaration of Ken's cruel unfairness!!"

Really, people shouldn't be as loud as Heihachi.

As the clipboard is taken away, Adon simply scowls. "I was not DONE reading that! BAH! Even YOU should appreciate a CAREFUL UNDERSTANDING of a CONTRACT before SIGNING IT!"

And then the roar comes.

Well, it looks like Adon wasn't weasilng out of a fight with Heihachi. But at least he wasn't fighting another Neo-League in a towel. Sneering smugly, he rises up. "Ken Masters believes that a BEAR is UNSUITABLE in FIGHTING? BAH! What RUBBISH! He has faith in a SUICIDAL NUTJOB like QUON, but not in a FINE SPECIMEN like THIS! So your name is KUMA?" Adon cross his arms, twisting up his nose. "I half expected you to BREAK OUT a FIDDLE and do a RIDICULOUS HOEDOWN DANCE!"

"What a SOFT and TENDER NAME! Perhaps you were the PET of that FAILURE of a SON, KAZUYA! I hope that you can PROVE yourself more WORTHY than that LACKLUSTER BECLOWNMENT of MISHIMA NAME!" Despite Kuma's great height, Adon somehow strives to look down on the massive bear. "And if you defeat me, Kuma, then we know the TRUE reason why KEN MASTERS fears you! That BEARS are CAPABLE of NOT ONLY DEFEATING a FORMER CHAMPION of the NEO-LEAGUE, and a FORMER EMPEROR of MUAY THAI"

"But PERHAPS EVEN DEFEATING KEN MASTERS HIMSELF!!!!"

Heihachi simply observed with his own manner of muted interest. Kuma's personality shifted from aggressive to something disturbingly personable, looking at Adon when spoken to with likely more intelligent understanding then at least some professional fighters. Roar, growl. "(Yes! I am Kuma! You are Sagat's disciple... I look forward to this fight!!)" Although how soft the name is when it pretty much just means 'bear' is another matter. It's more about how lazy and unimaginative Heihachi is about naming; even for the son of a close pet and friend, it ended up 'Kuma II'. But then something happens. Heihachi's heel impacts the ground, hard enough that everything within the open spa area shakes. A massive series of splinters erupt out, spreading beneath Adon. A killing intent like the smothering weight of oblivion would settle on Adon, slow curls of brutal chi seething off. His once laughable hair now seems the horns of an oni, sneering face baring teeth like a monster. "If you ever say Kazuya's name to me again... I will *kill you.*" This is not the harmless big talk that Adon is likely familiar with. But the brutality of a violent man who enjoys a shroud of eccentricity. Kuma had taken to cowering, but stands back up in the aftermath. He beats his chest with a large paw, before pointing at Adon. And then pointing the claw at the ground. This should transcend language barriers. He then assumes some sort of... bear-stance. Few people see a trained martial arts bear, so it defies reasoning.

COMBATSYS: Kuma has started a fight here.

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Kuma             0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Adon has joined the fight here.

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Adon             0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Kuma


Oh, Heihachi was not feeding the troll.

Heihachi's fiery reaction to Adon's snide comment even disarms the arrogant martial artist. The stomp breaks the spa further, tearing through the grounds. The former Emperor looks across the bow, eyes wide. The smirk cracks a bit, weakening at the hot power that was bursting forth. And then, the unthinkable happens
Adon doesn't follow up on the weakness.

Or perhaps, he was saving it for his likely fight with Heihachi.

Looking back towards Kuma, he was actually inspecting the bear carefully. For a trained beast, he was more disciplined than many of the fighters. "What sort of STANCE is that? Truly, if you think you can MAKE IT in the world of the NEO-LEAGUE with your AMATUER BEAR TECHNIQUE, then you are a FOOL! This is what HAPPENS if you only fight BEARS in your frivolous tournaments! You only learn how to FIGHT against BEARS!" Dropping back in his own stance, Adon brings up his knee, balancing carefully on one leg. Both arms come up, forming the defensive hands of the former Emperor. Eyes wild and feral, he looks at Kuma, with judging eye. "But perhaps I am wrong."

"COME AT ME, KUMA!"

Somewhat frazzled, Heihachi simply steps backwards and allows Kuma to do the proverbial talking at this point. The massive Grizzly looks Adon up and down in the same manner, seeming grudgingly satisfied. "(So lean, like some kind of bird. But maybe you can hit hard? ...Hey! I fight that crazy man every day!!)" A paw gestures at the sneering Heihachi, although it's hard to tell what he's inferring given all the growls and snarls. A roar of acceptance follows in the aftermath, before he lunges forwards, still on his hind legs. "(BETTER NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME, BIRDMAN!!)" He then slides one short foot forward, striking down with a slash before twisting into a second blow. Before the bear twists about, delivering a brutal backhand with significantly more force. Okay, that's definitely not a normal bear maneuver. Neither is remaining upright!

COMBATSYS: Adon endures Kuma's Grizzly Claws.

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Adon             0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0             Kuma


Oh, Adon was ready.

Standing tall, face bearing a full grin, he gazes into the face of the bear with full cocky presence. He didn't understand a lick what the bear was saying. But with that smug face, it may be apparent that he does not care. As the bear comes roaring in literally, the slash is taken cleanly, Adon not even reacting as his body unleashes a burst of blood.. But as the backhand comes, he simply grins harder, a tooth comes flying out. A fiercesome effort, from a fiercesome creature. But as Adon recovers, he only says three words in response.
"Is that all?"

Adon just shakes his head. "For a BEAR, you have the LIGHT TOUCH of one of my MANY MUAY THAI BRIDES that I had ONCE HELD, until that FOOL of a WHORE CAMMY WHITE took them AWAY from me! BAH!" Was the cry as Adon, body bleeding profusely, surges back towards the bear with brutal force. Rocketing towards Kuma's chest, he attempts to leap upon the bear. Should he be successful, he will simply hammer his knee into the bear again and again, trying to hurl his weight back. When it becomes obvious that it isn't succesful, he will simply drop down to the bear's legs, and slam him to the ground that way.

Fighting a bear was tricky!

COMBATSYS: Kuma endures Adon's Jaguar Slam.

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Adon             0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0             Kuma


Kuma is a touch surprised, really. He's a big and strong bear, and can even knock Heihachi off his feet when taken off guard. But when it comes to taking a lick and continuing to tick, he is no less then Adon himself. Adon impacts dead on into Kuma's midsection, and it's probably unlike anything Adon's wrestled with outside the likes of Sagat. There's a sheer density, with thick insulating fur, that absorbs the sheer brutality of those repeated knees. But as Adon attempts to slink low, Kuma suddenly tries to snap his arms closed and give a lovable bearhug. A crushing one. Oh wait, now he's trying to BITE ADON'S FACE AND SHOULDERS. ROAR!!

COMBATSYS: Adon endures Kuma's Combo Mauling.

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Adon             1/-------/=======|======-\-------\0             Kuma


Adon just grins and bears it.

Why would Kuma be surprised that Adon was utterly no selling his attacks. Certainly, Adon's grin implied that the bleeding that was oozing from his chest. If Adon was caught flatfooted, he certainly would be sent flying. What the difference between Adon and Heihachi is that Adon was doing everything he could to not let himself lose his footing. In the world of Muay Thai, you are hit by the force of a thousand bears every day.Adon? This was just like another romp with a drunk, bored Sagat.As Adon hurls himself into the bear, the bear hurls himself into. But Adon just takes the bite in full force. Kuma may have the nimble Muay Thai Master.

But now the Jaguar could bring out the full force.

"KYA HA HA!" Was the shrill scream from within Kuma's maw. Bringing both arms around, the Former Emperor was already on the move. Hurling his arms harder and harder, the Emperor breaks out into a full assault, hammering his legs into the torso of the bear. Knee after knee is unleashed, attempting to tear through the thick hide of the bear. The screams of esctasy come to a head, as the arms come flailing up, attempting to hammer against the side of Kuma's head once. Twice. And finally, with the closing blow, bring those very hands up to Kuma's face.

Into an eyegouge.

COMBATSYS: Kuma fails to interrupt Fierce Combo from Adon with Frolicking Bear.

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Adon             1/-------/=======|=======\=------\1             Kuma


There's a sort of terrible bite into shaking that is usually associated with terrible bear maulings. He bites harder then most people can punch, and the average fighter is not really used to getting chomped on. But then he can sense that Adon is beginning to attack once more. The brutal knees cause Kuma to suddenly let go and thump on all fours... but just as he is about to hurl himself full force against Adon's body with a merry spin, he gets jabbed in the eye. There's an ungodly roar, as Kuma whirls upwards, paws on his face and writhing back and forth. "(ARRRRGH!! MY EYE!!)" Heihachi's own eyes snap open, teeth slowly gritting as he turns his focus scathingly on Adon. But it looks like his cheap tactics are indeed applicable within any of the animal kingdom!!

Cheap, and brutally effective.

That was a good summary of Adon's style of Muay Thai. Of course, as he is released, Adon's exposed ribs, flayed chest, and deep punctures begin to drench with his blood. Stance tall and unbroken despite the raging bear, he cackles loudly. "KYA HA HA! Did you feel that, KUMA? That is the STYLE of MUAY THAI! Is it not MUCH STRONGER Than the TECHNIQUE that you ENDURE from those bears? From your OWN HEIHACHI? KYA HA HA! My POWER of MUAY THAI is unbroken, unceasing! NOW!"

"TAKE THIS, you SILLY OLD BEAR!"

Bounding through the air as Heihachi glowers, Adon hurls himself through the air at blazing speed, arms wound up over his head. Raising higher and higher, he attempts to land upon the shoulders of the bear, facing down those terrible teeth with feral hungry. Should he land on Kuma's shoulders, face to face, he will simply bring down both of his elbows.

And attempting to hammer them both into Kuma's eyes sockets

COMBATSYS: Adon successfully hits Kuma with Fierce Punch.
- Jagga Hit! -

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Adon             1/-------/=======|=======\=====--\1             Kuma


COMBATSYS: Heihachi has joined the fight here.

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Kuma             1/--=====/=======|-------\-------\0         Heihachi
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Adon             1/-------/=======|


Kuma is not having a good day. Most people don't know how to battle a bear, but trying to beat the hell out of their eyes is actually disturbingly effective. It's the second softest part of his supple furry form, and when already reeling from the pain he then finds himself further brutalized with a second one. Adon's not holding anything back; that could permanently hurt the bear, who's now howling in pain and crashes to the ground, writhing in a helpless manner. Of course, something interrupts this likely unique intoxication of beating up what may be the strongest bear-type fighter in the world. A sudden dark shadow casts over Adon from behind. Another flash of killing intent, sharp as a knife, cutting one's soul rather then the flesh. "So... you consider blinding my precious Kuma... TO BE A SPAR?!" Suddenly Heihachi strikes out in two brutal strikes aimed to impact the nearly pantsless Jagga Hunter, before whirling into a full-force backhand, roaring with a crash of brutal lightning!! "YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR, LITTLE MAN!!"

COMBATSYS: Kuma takes no action.

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Kuma             1/--=====/=======|-------\-------\0         Heihachi
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Adon             1/-------/=======|


COMBATSYS: Heihachi knocks away Adon with Demon Slayer.

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Kuma             1/--=====/=======|======-\-------\0         Heihachi
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Adon             2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


Interfering a fight?

That was a mortal sin in Adon's eyes. The fight had begun. And if Heihachi wanted to throw the fight, there were plenty of towels around. In fact, as Adon drives the elbows into Kuma's eyesockets, he suddenly becomes exposed, the towel falling to the ground. Cackling madly, he was overwhelmingly burning with full Muay Thai might. "KYA HA HA! KYA HA HA! HA! HA! KYAAAAAAA-"

Laughter cut short by a Raging Demon.

The two explosive punch breaks through, cutting to the very being that was Adon. Ripping him away from the injured bear, he is finally knocked across the sauna, right into the coal stand where the water was poured. A burst of steam erupts, leaving the Fallen Emperor rolling to a heap on the ground. Unmoving. Broken. The very spirit shattered to the core. But the shards are pooled together as Adon, his naked body turning more and more into hamburger, blood, and exposed bone, begins to rise. Standing astride in the nude, Adon was barely back up, barely at a stand. Shuddering, he rises up, turning to glare at the old man, face bloody and torn from but one of the strikes. His eyes, though, only hold hot passion. And to that, he roars.

"... SHAMEFUL OLD MAN!"

Adon was livid. What he had done to Kuma was no better than what he did to countless opponents. If this MAN was FRIGHTENED of the might of Muay THai.... no. The LEGENDARY HEIHACHI could not handle the raw brutality of Adon? He was utterly disgusted that such a man could be so SOFT. "You CLAIM that YOU want BEARS to FIGHT?" He screams, blood and teeth pouring from his mouth. Every staggered step back towards Heihachi brought only hot hate, hot anger. "A BEAR like KUMA? TRULY I am MORE than WILLING to FIGHT A BEAR! But YOU! YOU COWARDLY EMBARASSMENT! You DARE STEP INTO a FIGHT? PERHAPS this is why BEARS will NEVER MAKE IT in the BIG LEAGUES! Because their MASTERS are UNABLE to HELP THEMSELVES! To BABY their LITTLE PETS when THINGS get FAR TOO ROUGH! KUMA is a STRONG BEAR, and an HONORABLE FIGHTER. It is not HIM holding himself back. It is YOU! YOU are making him into a FAILURE! A FAILURE LIKE... LIKE...."

"... Just like HAZUYA!."

The Fallen Emperor pounces, brought to full fury. Anger runs through his every pore as he hurls himself towards Heihachi. His body was burning in agony. But even when staring down the barrel of a Heihachi, that drive was unbreaking. Screaming at the top of his lungs, it breaks through the ears of the crew as he unleashes the full force of his ultimate Muay Thai technique.

"JAGGA REVOLVER!"

Leaping into the air, he hurls himself through the air. Front-flipping, his leg burns with chi energy. Orange fire filling his limbs, he hammers down his foot hard, bringing the full force of every aerial heel drop. He was not just aiming for the skull of the pointy-haired boss, no. He was bringing the full force aiming straight for the eyes of the old man, just like his own bear. The heel drop comes, hammering down once. Twice. Three times, hitting harder and harder. The unbreakable, undying energy was to send to the man to his knees. Upon the third kick, he would hurl himself to the broken ceiling of the sauna, and unleash a fourth, final kick, shooting straight down at the old man at blazing speeds.

"JAGGA TOOTH!"

COMBATSYS: Adon blitzes into action and acts again!

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Kuma             1/--=====/=======|======-\-------\0         Heihachi
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Adon             0/-------/------<|


COMBATSYS: Adon successfully hits Heihachi with Jaguar Tooth.
- Jagga Hit! -

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Kuma             1/--=====/=======|=======\-------\1         Heihachi
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Adon             0/-------/-----==|


COMBATSYS: Heihachi endures Adon's Jaguar Revolver.
~ Cruel hit! ~
-+- CALCULATED HIT -+-

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Kuma             1/--=====/=======|=======\=------\1         Heihachi
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Adon             0/-------/-----==|


Heihachi is not a man who can be contained by rules or etiquette. He was enraged at Adon's ruthless display, risking Kuma's supple eyesockets being injured. He desired to strike him. And he did just that. Sacredness? Etiquette? Honor? In a way, for all the savage cruelty of Adon, he might have more of that then the Mishima patriarch. "Oh, you won against Kuma, little man... but you had such fun bullying him, it just made me... want to hit you?" Shoulders slowly roll, although when that silver tongue of the former Emperor mentions that name a second time, there is a darkness present. He simply stares directly at Adon, making absolutely no motion to defend himself.
The first blow strikes Heihachi true, staggering him backwards a couple meters before he swishes his feet and assumes an iron stance. Before then he simply... does nothing. Muscles explosively tensed, the brutal onslaught tears into him. His black chi is scorched off his shoulders, the blows to his face splitting open his skin, blood splattering the ground and Adon's feet and shins. The last one impacts Heihachi in the face, turning him away. The ground beneath him sinks a good half foot, but... he does not kneel. He does not fall to the ground. Kuma is blinking away blood, trying to see things better.
"...Is that all?" Heihachi growls then, slitting open his eyes. A mouthful of blood is spit away, heavy and thick. "The full rage of Muay Thai's jaguar? I can see why someone like you stole Sagat's throne..." Slowly he cracks his neck, flexed muscles slowly beginning to relax. It took nearly all his effort to remain upright, but such succeeded.
And then Heihachi beckons at Adon, grinning like a demon. "Come. You can do better then that... hit me harder...!!"

COMBATSYS: Heihachi takes no action.

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Kuma             1/--=====/=======|=======\=------\1         Heihachi
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Adon             0/-------/-----==|


Adon was violence.

His blood soon mixes with the blood of Heihachi, the rage of one man hitting the rocky shores of another man. Adon's naked form was covered in blood, with his leg utterly drenched in the stolen gore of Heihachi. A Neo-League Match? This was beyond any boundaries of organized fighting. This was beyond brutality. And yet, sneering still, Adon sees that Heihachi does not KNEEL. And closing in on the great man, he hisses to the man, thinking hard on those words to Sagat.

"EARNED the THRONE, you WORTHLESS MAN."

Voice unbroken, still shrill, he continues his jeering mocking, every word driving to the old man and his bear. "You act as though a FIGHT between TWO WARRIORS is something so SOFT and DELICATE. TRULY has the great HEIHACHI MISHIMA fallen to such PITIFUL LOWS? Not the KING of the IRON FIST, one of the GREATEST, most RUTHLESS FIGHTERS KNOWN TO THE WORLD?!" Adon sweeps his hand aside in disgust. "FEH! You are JUST LIKE Sagat. In your LONG YEARS, you have GROWN SOFT. Why, TWENTY YEARS AGO you would have been the one driving your limbs into the EYES of BEARS." Adon's body hurt. Words could not describe the pain he was in. But an aged fighter like Adon knew how to endure pain.

All to slalk the thirst of a brutal warrior.

"You DESERVE to KNEEL. DESERVE to BOW to your own MOCKERY. I had RESPECTED YOU for ANNOYING KEN MASTERS with your little pet. I had EVEN RESPECTED YOU for ALLOWING ME a CHANCE to DESTROY YOUR BEAR! But now, I can what you are. An IDIOTIC WASHUP, CLINGING to DERANGED DREAMS and MISSED OPPORTUNITIES. Perhaps in another day, I would not be FIGHTING a needy BEAR and his deranged master..."

"And fighting someone WORTHY of the MISHIMA NAME!"

Adon flips forward once again, pivoting forward with blazing agility. Charging forward, he was still moving fast, still tearing forward with galling agility. Leg high once again, his leg ignites in energy again as he attemps to drive that heel hard between the eyes of the man. To take that split, and turn it into a splinter

"JAGGA KEEK!"

COMBATSYS: Heihachi blocks Adon's Jaguar Kick.

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Kuma             1/--=====/=======|=======\==-----\1         Heihachi
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Adon             0/-------/-----==|


"Ha! Hahahaha!!" Heihachi sounds amused at this point, as if he came across the realization of some great joke hidden beneath the encounter thus far. His grin seems to be genuine, as opposed to something put on for the sake of wounded ego. "You... you simply enjoy hearing yourself TALK!! If I believed you had any idea the severity of your words... I'd rip you in half!! But... I'd prefer someone rough and insultive speaking what they believe, to the simpering cowardice of someone unwilling to face a man such as me..." Forearms raise and cross, catching the incredible impact of Adon's strike full force. "Hnngh... not bad at all!! You've wounded me more then fighters who likely consider you an insect... but. Enough games. KUMA!!"
Suddenly Kuma would raise up behind Adon, eyes shining with a glint of evil, still bloodied and bruised. And then he suddenly whirls out a devastating strike, aiming to knock Adon completely senseless upon the back of the head. With the goal of twisting around, so he'd collapse naked into the colossal crevice of bearass. In order for a sudden, terrible FART to send him flying in the opposite direction.
Which would include Heihachi's elbow, driving out with a burst of speed and strength enhancing lightning, aimed to impact him in the center of the back. Before a brutal onslaught of chi blows rains down, ending in an uppercut that would send Adon flying through the ceiling, high, high into the sky... and then come falling back, as Heihachi gathers his chi into a closed fist.
And then he'd thrust upwards with all his might.
To nail Adon between the legs.
Only to shrug him off, and whirl into a sidekick to send Adon face first into the nearby wall, with possibly enough force to go through that as well. "The power of BEARS... even you cannot DENY!!"

COMBATSYS: Heihachi and Kuma successfully hit Adon with Raijin's Fatal Wind... Bloodline Sealing Blow.

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Kuma             0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0         Heihachi
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Adon             1/-======/=======|


He was... laughing?

Adon's smug leer doesn't break in the face of a laughing Heihachi. "Please, SPARE me your EMPTY PLATITUDES!

But then the bear returns.

Adon is knocked upside the back of his head. Naked and confused, the man collapses face-first... into the ass of a bear. The bear ass explodes, launching the Fallen Emperor in the air. The attack would normally be more than enough to knock Adon under the knife. But when he comes upon Heihachi, he is struck right through the roof, knocked clean unconscious. By the time he begins falling back to earth, he wakes up again, coming to....

In time for to be punched in the crotch.

Blood explodes out, his groin beaten clean off by Heihachi. Adon is sent smashing through the wall. A bloody portal in the shape of a Jaguar of Muay Thai is all the signs of Adon. It is dead quiet. Dead silent. Dead empty. There was no sign that Adon even survived the attack.

But then Adon emerges out.

Naked, and clean gelded, the fallen emperor does not know what has happened. He stumbles, walking forward in a broken, drunken state. Rolling forward, he slowly walks towards Heihachi. Stopping right in front of him, he pauses. And finally, he throws up a feeble knee....

COMBATSYS: Adon can no longer fight.

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Heihachi         0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0             Kuma


COMBATSYS: Heihachi fails to counter Jaguar Avalanche from Adon with Huge Random Weapon.
-+- CALCULATED HIT -+-

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Heihachi         0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0             Kuma


Well. Heihachi is a cruel, cruel man in his own right. He did not hold a single iota of his strength back when he unleashed his retribution on the Muay Thai warrior. In fact, he seems to be jeering in the aftermath, panting with Kuma sitting down beside and nursing his elbowed eyes. "...Did he die?" he asks the bear, who gives a sort of sympathetic shrug. "(I hope not... he was a good fighter...)" Heihachi whips out a hand to smack the bear in the side. "Never pity your enemy!!" However, then Adon stumbles forward, obviously harmless as a kitten. "HAHAHA... FINE, BOY. YOU WANT MORE PAIN?! KUMA!!" Yet this time he... grips the large bear by the scruff of the neck, preparing to swing him like the massive 900 pound ball of pain he is. Except he doesn't cooperate, and starts writhing. "(WH-WHAT?! STOP THAT!! YOU HURT HIM ENOUGH ALREADY!!)" "CURSE YOUR BACKSTABBING HIDE, KUM--" And then Adon knees him, while all his attention is on struggling with the monumental Grizzly.

... And a second knee, sending the pair of Heihachi and Adon into the air. And a third. Adon was exhausted. He was blind. Everything at this moment was automatic, ritualistic action, honed from half a lifetime dedicated to Muay Thai. Flipping forward, Adon suddenly smashes a heel down, body burning with chi. Flipping a second time, he mounts upon his poor victim, his gelded, bloody crotch thrusting into the back of the neck as he hammers with both of his elbows. The frantic frenzy ends with a smash to the ground, and driving down to Heihachi... except the final kick doesn't come. Adon collapses on top of Heihachi. Naked. Groinless. Covered in blood.

But that sick smile, still glued on his face.

That... is certainly tenacity. Heihachi didn't think Adon could do a thing, even if he reached him. But to be launched in the air by the brutal strike is another matter entirely. It hurts; in fact, it barely hurts less then the combined double assault he endured earlier in the fight. He is driven to his knees at last, just as Adon wanted, although he is not conscious enough to realize the victory most likely. And flailing his arms around with a shout of alarm as elbows rain down on his glorious crome head. When Adon falls off, he's actually very near blacking out as a result, shaking his head and momentarily shocked by the blood before wobblingly getting to his feet.
"...Ha. HAHAHA!!" Heihachi seems far too amused now. And then Kuma lands on his back, crashing through the roof of the building yet again. His eyes are blank swirls. "To hell with Neo League... this was a fun fight!! A man willing to face me down at my strongest to the end... he's allowed to talk big. Reminds me of myself at his age... only a much better fighter." Heihahci spits to the side, pulling out the bloodied paper that was to be signed, before ripping it up and flinging it over Adon. "Keep your points, boy. I'll steal them from others."
And then he pulls out his cellphone, dialing a number quickly. "LEE. FLY IN THE MISHIMA ZAIBATSU ELITE MEDICAL TEAM... And prepare for a GROINAL ATTACHMENT. He'll be healthier then he was before his series of crushing defeats. And I'll gift him with one... EVEN BIGGER." A muffled 'Excellent' can be heard on the other line just before it's hanged up. Still laughing, he hefts up Kuma and slings him over a shoulder effortlessly, before wandering out the original hole he made.
"Next time, we'll fight proper, Muay Thai kitten...!!"

COMBATSYS: Heihachi has left the fight here.

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Log created on 11:39:21 07/11/2012 by Heihachi, and last modified on 20:18:35 07/11/2012.