Guile - When in Rome, Do what the Americans Do - Part 2

Description: Cammy is tracking down missing UN money and her investigations have led her to a shady fighting pit in a warehouse on the Myanmar/Thailand border. There she finds none other than Adon, who seems to think he's Caesar not Emperor. Unfortunately for Adon, Guile is Cammy's backup.



The whirring of helicoptor blades descending on the area is the first indication of something a little bit out of the ordinary. Windows smash and a large section of clear wall was taken out by what seems to be a shaped charge. UN Special Forces troops stream in behind the smoke, guns up and scanning the area for anyone with hostile intentions.

One person has decided to come in through the roof, fast-roping towards the ring at breakneck speed, a blur of wilderness green and blonde hair. Captain William Guile, on temporary duty assignment to the United Nations, looks first towards Cammy as she makes for the side door and then towards Adon, "I'm here to arrest Khun Min along with anyone else who gets in my way." He brings his right fist up to his open left hand, squeezing and producing a number of cracks from the clenched fist. He repeats the same process to his other hand and then asks Adon, "Are you still here?"

Adon watches Cammy with increasing skepticism. Too.... soft for the Emperor's tastes. The Muay Thai master mulls on the value of jumping Cammy now. At worst? He was acting on behalf of Shadaloo! He could get away with it. As Cammy leaves, the Emperor begins to lower himself, preparing a pounce...

But then, helicopter.

The entire warehouse freezes as the sound of helicopters is heard. When the windows cave in, the place erupts into panick, some of the black marketeers abandoning their stolen supplies, while the others pull out their own weapons for the ensuing firefight. Adon, however, has another concern.

"DAMMIT! That is what Cammy was looking for! She was trying to rescue him! I was a fool to try and stop her! DAMMIT! As Guile identifies Adon, the emperor sneers, rising up. "So the UN is trying to ATTACK ME and my PEOPLE?! BAH! GET OUT OF HERE AMERICAN! We have no NEED for your INTERVENTIONS HERE! JAGGA!" As the firefight erupts, Adon, in his own panick, launches a flying knee towards Guile, the chaos unfolding around him. Was Adon really defending his people, though?

Or was he trying to make it seem to Shadaloo he was still working with them?

COMBATSYS: Adon has started a fight here.

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COMBATSYS: Guile has joined the fight here.

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Guile            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Adon


Cammy does like Captain Guile and his yanks, truly, but she sees that the NATO soldiers weren't kidding when telling tales about working with Americans. As all hell breaks loose around her, she ponders - why can't Guile do anything SUBTLY? She knew he was her backup but didn't know backup meant full scale war mode.

Remember El Fuerte's food cart she feels a little relieved that he didn't just missile the warehouse or something.

She keeps this professional disagreement to herself though, reaching the door to the stairs up to wherever Khun Min is hiding. Kicking the door open, she glances over at the ring and offers a quick salute to Guile, before vanishing through the door. While Guile keeps Adon busy, she will no doubt get her target! And as soon as she's out of sight through the door, she lets go of Adon's captive woman too. "No time to chat, sorry! But I'd like to know what you were doing in that maniac's clutches before I'm gone!" she tells her! But before she can reply Cammy is haring up the steps three at a time.

Khun Min is going to have a small problem soon enough. A small problem with pigtails.

COMBATSYS: Guile interrupts Medium Kick from Adon with Quick Throw.

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Guile            0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0             Adon


Taking a step to the side as Adon launches his flying knee at the unexpected Air Force commando, Guile takes the bulk of Adon's forward momentum to his chest while letting the knee graze his left oblique. Even the muffled hit causes the commando to wince in pain, but it is not a pain that stops him dead in his tracks. Rather, he hooks the knee that missed him and turns 90 degrees to his left. The pivot of his hips and the pull on the Muay Thai Master's knee gives all the leverage he needs to send the Thai flying.

Taking a few steps towards the other fighter, Guile reaches up to fix his flat top before he falls into his quick and compact fighting stance. He narrows his blue eyes and intones, "This is your last chance to give up with no broken bones."

Hurled away.

Adon is suddenly flung into the air as Guile counters his flying leap with a clean, easy toss. The Emperor of Muay Thai crashes his own Muay Thai minions, who scatter and collapse. Adon screams in frustration as he erupts up, beating his students with fierce smashes. Bruised, but not broken in the least, the Emperor looks at Guile, nose twisted up, and sneers.

"Who do YOU think you are?!"

"I AM ADON! THE TRUE EMPEROR OF MUAY THAI!" Adon begins to advance upon the All-American hero, pointing a finger at him. "A LIVING GOD! A WORK of PERFECTION that a stupid yankee like yourself could not even DREAM of MATCHING. You DARE attack the EMPEROR HIMSELF? You dare BRING YOURSELF to his elegance? What AUTHORITY do you CARRY? What WARRANT do you have? I AM A LIVING LEGEND! You CANNOT produce a WARRANT to end THAT!"

"SO COME"

Adon bolts for Guile, trying to maintain that constant, aggressive onslaught against the American. As bullets whiz around him, the Emperor keeps on the ground this time, lunging in. As he leads with his right fist, his left comes in perfect harmony; The Jaguar of Muay Thai was attempting to unleash both of his ferocious limbs upon the American, his pride consuming him.

And what a prize it would be, to defeat Guile himself.

COMBATSYS: Guile blocks Adon's Fierce Punch.

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Guile            0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0             Adon


Dropping his hands for a fraction of a second, Guile replies, "Who I am is classified. You need the Saturday Night Fights package on DirecTV to find out. Does this place even get basic cable?" Guile tucks back into his fighting stance, raising his knuckles before he smirks, "Sorry, I knew I left something in the chopper. Warrant's sitting in the second jumpseat. We'll sort that out when we wrap this up."

Being tucked into his fighting stance like he is, Guile brings his elbows in to absorb the assault unleashed by the Emperor of Muay Thai, gritting his teeth as both powerful punches impact against the bones of his forearm. He recoils a step back, his body compressing. All too soon, one realizes exactly why it has compressed when Guile's arms spread wide and he leaps towards the Emperor with a knee extended and intended to take him right at the chin. As Guile propels forward, he releases a loud grunt which further fuels his fighting spirit.

COMBATSYS: Guile successfully hits Adon with Knee Spike.
> Determined Hit! <

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Guile            0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0             Adon


Adon lunges in, caring little for the American's bantering. In fact, he will make a note of that. "You CLOWNISH BUFFOON! I! ADON! THE EMPEROR OF MUAY- AIHEEEE!" The scream that erupts from Adon pierces the warehouse as the knee strikes him HARD. Going straight up, the Emperor lands with a thug into one of the black market stands.

And the Emperor was FURIOUS.

"GRAAAGH! YOU IDIOT! YOUR MOTHER IS WHORE PIECE, FOR WHICH I MAKE FILTHY LOVE UPON! I! ADON! A LIVING GOD OF MUAY THAI! SHALL PUMMEL YOU SENSELESS!" Scrambling up, he suddenly erupts in the air with the grace of a gazelle. A murderous gazelle. With an elegant flip, his heel ignites with orange fire as he winds back his leg. As he closes in on Guile, he seems to hold back slightly, being cautious enough as he attempts to slam the burning heel right into the forearm of the American, aiming for the limbs of his opponent as he screams the ultimate technique.

"JAGGA KEEEK!"

COMBATSYS: Guile endures Adon's Jaguar Kick.

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Guile            0/-------/=======|======-\-------\0             Adon


Guile seems nice, smug and comfortable in this fight until Adon does it. The Muay Thai Emperor crosses the line. The commando growls a guttural sound that begins low in his throat and ends in a high, wailing battle cry. This most primal of war cries ends with the US commando screaming in anger at the top of his lungs at the Muay Thai Emperor, "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?"

Guile crouches down, his hands low to his sides as he grits his teeth and glares furiously at Adon. With a leap, the Air Force martial arts champion dashes towards Adon and crouches under him. He explodes upwardly and somersault's backwards with his foot laden in sonic energy directly towards the chin of the Jaguar. He lands in the same crouch, leaping up into another flash kick and then following it up with a full third! Guile lands in a crouch, the anger seething in his as he looks across the ring towards Adon.

COMBATSYS: Adon blocks Guile's Somersault Strike.

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Guile            0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\1             Adon


And Adon just LEERS.

As Adon lands his blow, the Emperor springs back, keeping on his toes. He was trying to chip away at the man, to egg him on more and more. Unfortunately, Guile was a skilled fighter. Fortunately, Adon was also skilled. And he knew it. As he draws the fury out of Guile, the Emperor just keeps up that smile, cooing shrilly at the American. 'You should hear what your mother said about ME! MMMAGH MAAAGH MAGGH Was what I! ADON! THE EMPEROR OF MUAY THAI! HEARD FROM THE WHORE OF YOUR MOTHER!"

And then comes the rage.

As Guile dives under him, Adon begins to tense up. Flexing his entire body, the Emperor seizes up his legs, turning his body akin to a block of Marble. As Guile lands his kick, the Emperor resists, bracing against the blow as he throws up his arms, catching the full attack with a single, unyielding block. He doesn't even get sent airborn this time. Ignoring the pain for just a moment, the Emperor reacts. Lunging in to the American as he lands, the Emperor attempts to grip the American, and if successful, with force a clinch. Grabbing his neck, he would suddenly slam his knee is only one, invaluable target.

The groin.

COMBATSYS: Guile interrupts Jaguar Slam from Adon with Sonic Boom.

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Guile            0/-------/---====|=======\=====--\1             Adon


Thus suitably enraged, Guile has for the moment left the mission in the capable hands of Cammy as he deals his this Muay Thai champion who resorts to cracking wise about his mother. The commando rises up as is the smart thing to do when fighting someone with knees as dangerous as Adon, and is subsequently clenched. By virtue of Guile's arms being up, he is able to create at least a modicum of separation between the two of them, and get his knee up to help the process of breaking away along.

When the knee rises make a rather ugly woman out of Guile, it meets his booted foot. Guile's eyes widen at this advent and he breaks the hold with a push from his arms. He launches himself off the knee of the Jaguar and back somersaults into the air. He rights himself in midair, his feet tucked below him to maximize his time in the air by creating as aerodynamic of a profile as he can. His arms spread out wide and just as gravity begins taking hold, he whips his arms together fast enough to break the sound barrier. The resulting sonic energy is harnessed and whirls towards the Muay Thai fighter with great speed. When Guile's booted feet touch ground, he is already racing towards his opponent in order to deliver more hurt to him, courtesy of the Red, White and Blue.

Adon chokes as Guile, filled with rage, stops the Emperor's knee with a great American boot. Launching off the knee, the Emperor looks dumbfounded as Guile rises up. For a brief moment, Adon swears he sees an eagle shedding a single tear. Then comes the sonic eruption, blowing the Emperor across the warehouse into his own throne, shattering it to pieces of the Muay Thai wenches scatter.

And Adon reaches his breaking point.

"AAAARGH! You think you are HOT!" Sputters the Emperor as he rolls out from the broken shambles of his throne. Rising up, he glares at Guile, bleeding from the countless gashes on his body. The screams of the Emperor were rattling the building, his anguish being palatable. "WELL! I! ADON! THE EMPEROR OF MUAY THAI! THE HERO OF THAILAND! Thinks of THIS to your AMERICAN FLAG!" The Emperor spits, bring a bloody tooth with it. "I SPIT on it! I SPIT on your AMERICAN WAYS! You are no HERO! You are a YANKEE! Your women are FAT, and are TERRIBLE LOVERS! And you claim to work for the UN?! Why, that doesn't make you an AMERICAN at all! That makes you NO BETTER than a.... THAN A...."

"... A CANADIAN!"

The gunfight suddenly dies down to a silence. Both sides of the conflict, some bleeding to death, others in the midsts of being arrest, cease what they are doing to stare at the fight between Guile and Adon. The Emperor, however, just stands that, taking in his opponent. Watching him. Waiting for how he would react. The sheer audacity of Adon's statement did not fall on deaf ears by the soldiers of both sides.

For Adon's sake, he better pray Guile didn't hear.

COMBATSYS: Adon focuses on his next action.

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Guile            0/-------/---====|=======\=====--\1             Adon


Being that Guile is already running at full speed towards the reigning Muay Thai champion, he doesn't really get the time allotted under "Equal Time" rules that American presidential candidates are afforded. His eyes widen as he is called a Canadian, with the quiet that ensues almost palpable to the American fighter. He shuffles his feet as he approaches, spins, and sends a spinning backfist towards the chin of Adon. He follows the spinning backfist's momentum around to launch a fierce low kick towards the dominant thigh of the Muay Thai fighter in an attempt to weaken his attack power. He then follows it with a high jump which sees Guile bringing his hand back above his head and then extending it as all his momentum comes down with that last strike.

He lands on a knee and shifts back with an arm up to cover him. A moment later, he hops up to find his feet.

COMBATSYS: Adon fails to interrupt Combo Attack from Guile with Jaguar Thousand.

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Guile            0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0             Adon


It was all part of his plan. Incite the American. Lure him in. And when he went for the kill, unleash the full JAGGA MIGHT. But despite his schemes, despite his endless talent, there was one thing that Adon did not consider.

The American Dream.

Adon erupts out as Guile closes in, attempting to stop the charge dead. But something went wrong. When the backhand strikes, Adon suddenly found his spirit quailing. The raw American power that Guile unleashes rips through him, knocking the fighting spirit clean out of him, leaving the Emperor cringing like a babe. As the high jump comes, Adon is spiked right into the warehouse floor. Adon doesn't even react, other than scrambling up. By the time Guile is done, Adon is ready to let the American build an Army Base.

On his -ass-.

Guile takes a few steps towards Adon, his teeth gritted as he points a finger towards Adon as he stands, "One, you're damned lucky that my mother isn't here. She throws a better sonic boom than I do, and would flash kick you so hard you would see the curvature of the Earth. Two, if you're hoping to get me excited by calling me a Canadian, you're dead wrong. They have hockey, which is boxing on ice skates and alright by me, and Tim Horton's which has the best doughnuts in the world. So sew your trap shut before I make it so a dentist will have to do it for ya."

Guile slides slowly back into his fighting stance, tilting his head until his neck gives a satisfying crack, "LETS FINISH THIS!" Guile rocks to his back foot and then floors it towards Adon. He hops up in the air, bringing a wide roundhouse kick aimed directly at the Thai's head.

COMBATSYS: Guile successfully hits Adon with Heavy Kick.
- Power hit! -

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Guile            0/-------/-======|=======\-------\0             Adon


The moral of the story is that Americans are awful

That is Adon's takeaway as he finally rises up, just in time for Guile to come piling in. When the roundhouse kick comes in, Adon thinks he can dodge. He can evade it. He even lets out a gasping laugh. "Tim Horton? I! ADON! THE EMPEROR OF MUAY THAI! ONLY EAT AT KRISPY K-" But then the Emperor is cut short by the drop kick. Adon smashes to the ground, rolling to the floor as his boxer'd buttocks thrust right up in the air;

Waiting for a big American Flag to be planted.

COMBATSYS: Adon takes no action.

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COMBATSYS: Adon can no longer fight.

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As Guile lands the kick to the champion of Muay Thai, he places his feet back on the ground as gravity pulls him back towards the Earth. He lands with a slight bend of his knee before standing up tall and proud. He points a finger towards the downed Muay Thai man and speaks the words of victory echoed in places ranging from Japanese streets to the very Hall of Valhalla itself, "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!"

He begins walking towards Adon, and just as he's about to plant an American foot (if not a flag) on Adon's ass, gut shots are heard from upstairs where Cammy had gone to engage the kingpin known as Khun Min. He looks away for a moment, shakes his head, and then proceeds on mission by exiting the ring with most haste. Ultimately, of course, leaving the Muay Thai god to fight another day.

Log created on 20:44:10 03/13/2012 by Guile, and last modified on 16:25:50 03/14/2012.