Neo League 951 - #953: Fio vs Naerose

Description: Naeoleague. Fio and Naerose battle as once again Naerose tries to hatch her growing scheme of attempting to throw a tournament to feed the hungry. This sounds like a terrible case of deju vu. Tonfa's fly in this knock down drag out brawl (Winner: Naerose) (really?)

This may be a wrestling arena, but there's going to be more than just that kind of fighting happening here with the Neo League having another fight here. Of course, a place like this would be perfect for such an event, given the ring and all that. But the combatants wouldn't look anything like pro wrestlers in any way. In fact, one of them looks like they belong in the military instead.

Of course, that would be because the girl in question is none other than Fiolina Germi, a soldier who also takes part in the Neo League. Fio is a skilled fighter thanks to her military training, and she'll do whatever she can to keep it up. As she stands in her corner, Fio puts her cap on and cleans her glasses briefly. "Um..." She starts to say, looking around, and then smiles nervously, "Oh yeah... I have to wait for my opponent!"

Where is that opponent? Well in this case it is Naerose Delphine, the red witch, she's been making quite a name for herself lately losing every match she gets in, in fact arguably not even trying, but one thing she's been doing to really get the notice of the higher ups is to change the lettering on all of the signs to read 'Naeoleague'. This is despite a verbal cease and desist delivered to her, rather unfortunately while she wasn't listening. Which is always. These things really need to be sent in writing. . Of course where does a witch even live? Well who knows. Back to the point at hand, after all of the signs have been changed to include an 'a' so as to read: Naeoleague instead, the Red Witch is here, in the ring.

"Wow, sorry I'm late." She says and fixes her shades, looking all around then at Fio. "oh drat, it's the popo, I'm in for it now, I mean I'm really sorry about whatever it was that I did.." She's not sure what the police would be after her for, probably the half a sandwich she found discarded by a bench and promptly ate. She keeps this part to herself.

COMBATSYS: Naerose has started a fight here on the left meter side.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Fio has joined the fight here.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0              Fio

As Fio looks up and gets a look at her opponent, she goes wide-eyed and does a double-take, shaking her head in disbelief at her opponent. This witch in red with sunglasses on is her opponent? At first, Fio looks like she's in shock from this whole sight, but then she starts to giggle in disbelief. "Wait, you're my opponent? You sure dress funny!" Fio says, unable to help herself.

Before she can make any further comments, the bell rings, signalling the beginning of the match. Fio immediately adopts her fighting stance and stares at the witch, trying her hardest not to smile again. "I don't know who you're supposed to be, but I'm sure we'll have a good fight, OK?"

COMBATSYS: Fio focuses on her next action.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0              Fio

"Huh?" Naerose asks and adjusts her shades while looking over at Fio. Then she smiles. Smiles big, "Oh, yeah you like my outfit? It's cause I'm a witch. A red witch. You know, that's really in these days, lots of witches around." She nods a few times while probably not fooling anyone at all.
"Yeah about that match, you don't mind if I talk right?" She asks while taking up her trusty broom, "So umm. Where was I, oh right, you want to feed the hungry right? Well I'm trying to get together a feed the hungry tournament and I figured the Naeoleague would be a great place to recruit the sort of people to do that sort of event. You know. Charity. For the hungry. " Who is the hungry? A very good question.

COMBATSYS: Naerose focuses on her next action.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0              Fio

"You're fighting for a charity?" Fio asks. "That's... interesting. I admire your desire, but now isn't the time for this, OK?" Fio advances on Naerose, keeping a stern eye on her. "Because we're here to fight, and while you can talk if you want to, I'm going to try to fight with you!"

Fio brandishes her military tonfa, adjusting it a little to make sure she has a good grasp on it. "Get ready, here comes Fio!" She then attempts to dash towards Naerose and swing her tonfa at her stomach.

COMBATSYS: Fio successfully hits Naerose with Quick Punch.

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Naerose          0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0              Fio

"Huh? Not talk- Ouch!" Naerose says while getting knocked by the tonfa. "Oh wow, you're fast with that thing. I use a broom though, take a look at this." Naerose tries to swipe at Fio's leg with her broom, behind the calf, "Pretty nifty huh?" she says, while swinging the broom around for maximum swingingness.

She had tried the whole feed the hungry before and the hungry ended up being her. So maybe her 'noble intentions are not so noble after all.

COMBATSYS: Fio blocks Naerose's Medium Strike.

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Naerose          0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0              Fio

Fio ducks down quickly as the broom comes at her calf, spinning towards the broom to try to knock it away. Of course, with it going that fast, it does hurt a little and she finds herself groaning in pain a little. "That smarts!" She comments idly before turning to face Naerose.

"You're not a real witch, are you?" Fio says with a slight tone of uncertainty. "Otherwise, you'd be flying around on it!" Fio attempts to move in and get Naerose in a grappling position so she can administer a traditional military takedown move.

COMBATSYS: Fio successfully hits Naerose with Quick Throw.

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Naerose          0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0              Fio

Being taken down makes it hard to fly around on a broom, so it is not a big surprise that she protests, "Hey, stop doing that if you want me to fly around on my broom, geeze, a lot of people have been demanding that lately." So, for whatever reason of cooperation, Naerose hops on her broom and tries to run Fio over with it. That is to say in the air, a full on broom charge. The result will be, one way or another though that her lack of breaks results in well. Crashing. There is only one end to a broom flight when there are no breaks to be seen anywhere.

COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Fio with Delphine Charge.

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Naerose          0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\0              Fio

"You can't fly on that thing, it's all fake!" Fio says, only to go wide eyed at Naerose actually jumps on her broom and then comes at her. She tries to run away, but gets hit and knocked onto the ground, with her hat coming off and her glasses being slightly misaligned. She doesn't get up right away, instead reaching around to try to find her hat. When she gets it, she puts it on her head and gets back up.

"How did you do that?!" Fio asks, all wide-eyed and in a state of disbelief. "You must be a stunt woman or something, r-right?" A sweatdrop can be seen forming on the back of her head as she attempts to back off and calm down. "No, Fio, don't get carried away!" She says to herself.

COMBATSYS: Fio gains composure.

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Naerose          0/-------/--=====|======-\-------\0              Fio

"Huuuuh?" Naeroes replies in disbelief, "But I already told you that I'm a witch!" She looks like she can hardly believe this is being doubted, after she went through all that trouble to demonstrate her witchness. "Man, people just don't know a witch when they see one."

"So I can put you down for the charity tournament to feed the hungry right?" Naerose asks, then adds, "Or I'll totally turn you into a newt." Meanwhile she's plucked a thread from her broom and tried to get the thin, nearly invisible wire around Fio, if she can, she'll send a chi surge of electricity through it.

COMBATSYS: Fio blocks Naerose's Threads of Fate.

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Naerose          0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\1              Fio

"No, I won't let you turn me into a newt!" Fio exclaims. "I'm not going to do whatever you want with me, just so you can get me to join your tournament!" Unfortunately, the wire does wrap around Fio, but she manages to tense up and protect herself against the incoming electric shock.

"I'll show you what I'm going to give you!" Fio leaps onto the ropes nearby and bounces off of them, leaping into the air above Naerose, and then dropping towards her feet first like she just released from a parachute.

COMBATSYS: Fio successfully hits Naerose with Parachute Dive.
- CRAZY Hit! -

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Naerose          1/-------/=======|=======\-------\1              Fio

Maybe Naerose should of been trying a little harder on this to not get hit, but to be fair, she wasn't exactly not trying at all. She just gets hit by that weird attack fair and square.
"What the heck was that?" asks Naerose as she starts to pick herself up.
"Seriously, this is to feed the starving Varvarettes, you can't just turn your back on them!" Naerose exclaims while adjusting her shades which have been knocked eskew by the attack.
"Man, take this, En criento!"
Nae Nae extends her hand to try blasting Fio with an explosion of white energy.

COMBATSYS: Fio interrupts End Creation from Naerose with Quick Shot.

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Naerose          1/----===/=======|=======\===----\1              Fio

The explosion of white energy catches Fio off guard, and in desperation she goes for her gun, firing off a single shot. While it does get the energy out of the way (and possibly leaving a burn mark whereever Naerose gets hit, and no blackfaces either) Fio still gets hit and gets knocked onto the canvas. Still, she does manage to get back up. "What was that?! Are you really practicing witchcraft?!"

Looking now quite incredulous, Naerose replies, "Yes, geeze, I've been trying to tell you this for ages and you just keep not listening. I'm a witch, a witch! Look at this hat, look at this broom, look at my dress, look at my totally awesome style, I'm a witch!" Naerose really can't believe she's having to go through this much work to explain what she thought to be a fairly easy thing to understand. Though we the editors can't blame Fio for not buying it.
And as way of attack, Naerose rushes at Fio and tries to just pounce on her.

COMBATSYS: Fio interrupts Glomp from Naerose with Fio Fio Tonfa Takedown!.

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Naerose          1/=======/=======|====---\-------\0              Fio

As Naerose comes into literally glomp Fio, she starts rushing at Naerose, and gets her just as she grabs onto Fio. While it does hurt, Fio does manage to throw Naerose off of her, and then starts striking her with her tonfa a few times before tripping her up with it one last time. All the while, she's crying out, "FIO! FIO! TONFA TAKEDOWN!" As soon as she does that, she doubles over and attempts to catch her breath.

After getting Fio Fio Tonfa takendown, Naerose too is getting kind of tired. So she reaches into her hat and pulls out a can of coke. Only the label has a piece of tape over it with words written over the tape, indicating that this is in fact a can of 'Witch Soda' (tm). She manages to down the entire thing in a few biig gulps before crushing the can and tossing it aside, "Man I neeed that." She says and moves in on Fio,
"Right well anyway, you need to relax!" And she tries to hit Fio with a wide sweep of her broomstick.

COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Fio with Clean Sweep.

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Naerose          2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|=======\-------\1              Fio

As Fio sees the broom coming at her, she tries to block it, but finds herself getting hit anyway. Nevertheless, she manages to deflect it away, but almost loses her balance. In fact, it looks like her stamina has just about run out. She attempts to get up for one last strike, a careful palm strike aimed at Naerose's stomach, before falling flat on her face.

COMBATSYS: Fio can no longer fight.

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COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Fio's Palm Strike.

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Naerose          1/----===/=======|

Crouching low, Naerose does her best to just take the final palm off to the side of her tummy, somplace less dangeorus, then looks at Fio in confusion, then sighs,
"Aww man, I was really hoping she'd help the tournament to feed the hungry."

Log created on 22:38:22 01/15/2011 by Naerose, and last modified on 12:37:43 01/16/2011.