Neo League 901 - #919: Roland vs R. Mika

Description: It's Roland versus Rainbow Mika at the Taiyo High Dome! Set up like a wrestling ring, the weapons specialist takes on the aspiring young pro-wrestler, with surprising results. (Winner: Roland)



Today, the Taiyo Dome has had a professional wrestling ring set up within it. It's rather gaudy by most accounts, adorned in the colors of the school with poofy cheerleader-like streamer balls in each of the corners. Brightly illuminated, this fight had a small bit of press before the onset... people wandered around for an hour making note that Rainbow Mika was going to be fighting. It didn't give much mention on the opponent, but that didn't stop an intrigued crowd from settling down. Of course, the time for the fight comes and goes. The cameramen begin to mumble amongst each other, and whether it will be called off is questionable. Then, ten minutes late, the trenchcoated form of Roland is quickly running down the arena towards the ring. "I'm here, damnit, I'm here!!" he growls out in annoyance. Once he reaches the edge of the ring, he doubles over and begins to pant and wheeze, stretching backwards with a loud pop. A somewhat laughable scramble drags his bulk into the ring, rolling a bit farther then is strictly neccesary before scrambling up to his feet. The announcements are made; R.Mika warrants a burst of fireworks, but Roland only gets his name and a small, incorrect blurb. "I use Todoh-ryuu, ass!"
Suddenly, the starting bell dings loudly. Roland shifts to the middle of the ring, and holds up a hand. "WAIT!" he calls out, expression earnest. "...sign this first." A rather sizeable picture of R.Mika standing over a defeated opponent is pulled out, complete with large black sharpie. "Big fan!" Can this be some terrible trick by the backstabbing con-artist?! Time will tell...

COMBATSYS: Roland has started a fight here.

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COMBATSYS: Roland takes no action.

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Rainbow Mika actually likes the pretty, gaudy, poofy decorated ring. In fact, she's busily telling the girls they did a good job and that more rings should look this fun, even though wrestling is Serious Business(tm). She continues chatting away, waving at the crowd and generally looking like the happy, energetic girl-wrestler that she is.

Until her opponent is finally announced. Then she snaps to attention, a serious expression on her face. "It's RUDE to be late," she says before he approaches her. She's about to slide right into attacking him because he's now //there// and these things need to be done, but he's got a marker in her face.

"Bwah?" Looking at the picture, Rainbow Mika grins. "Okay!" The sharpie is taken and she scrawls her name, complete with a happy little pig-tailed drawing of her face in the corner. Then she nods. "I forgive you for being late! Let's get this show on!"

COMBATSYS: R.Mika has joined the fight here.

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Roland           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           R.Mika


COMBATSYS: R.Mika takes no action.

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Roland           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           R.Mika


"Hey, I couldn't help it! You think I wanted to be late?!" Roland doesn't expound on the reasons why, which might involve sleeping in, but although defensive certainly cannot appear more apologetic. He waits patiently, arms crossed before his chest, before taking the picture and sharpie back. Examining the work, he beams happily and stuffs it back within the cavernous pockets of his trenchcoat. "I think everything is in o--SUCKER PUNCH!!" Roland suddenly slips closer and snaps out a closed fist, trying to slam R.Mika in the side of the ribs!! He hadn't taken any manner of ready fighting position, which makes the assault totally unfair. "By the way... I'm a /heel./" A playful little warning. He really didn't punch all that hard... likely more to make the point! His fist pumps in the air, and already people are boo-ing. This apparently pleases him!

COMBATSYS: R.Mika blocks Roland's Quick Strike.

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Roland           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           R.Mika


"GAH!" Rainbow Mika twists and gets her arm in the way just in time to block the punch from doing serious damage to her ribs. "That'd be why you're so rude! I get it now! But there's only one thing to do with heels!"

The curvaceous blonde wrestler seems to consider for a second. Sussing out what will be the best thing to do with a heel. Snapping her arms out, she moves in to give the poor man what looks like the beginnings of a hug. Only it's not. It's not even a bearhug. It's just her grabbing for his waist so she can swing him up over her head and drop him to the mat below.

COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits Roland with Quick Throw.

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Roland           0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0           R.Mika


"I'm not rude!! I told you, I wasn't late on purpose!!" Roland does ponder what the proper response to his type is, slipping into a loose and less then refined stance. It appears to be her lunging forward, which is not initially met with the highest order of worry. Leaping backwards, she still manages to yank him forward. A battle of strength?! He's not as bad at that as he... wait, what? Next thing he knows, he crashes upon the matt with a loud grunt of pain. R.Mika will find, however, he is *much* heavier then he should be. Whatever he's got in that coat and hat seems to be pure steel. It brings to question how he can even maneuver around! "Okay... let's get this started!" Leaping backwards, he hits the ropes and then uses them to vault himself forward. Before suddenly flipping, a flash of green chi trailing behind his boot. This is actually exceptionally quick and accurate, an eyeblink before said foot might slam heavily right atop her head. "HI-YAH!!" Of course, bouncing off the rope didn't help, but this is *wrestling.*

COMBATSYS: Roland successfully hits R.Mika with Gold Rush.

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Roland           0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0           R.Mika


"You weigh almost as much as Miss Harmaged--- ACK!" Down Rainbow Mika crumples to the floor like a disenfranchised mole in one of those whack-the-critter games. She's got floaty little Zangief's circling her head for a second or two. Then these are shaken off and she gathers herself back to her feet. "OW!"

Her finger points at him and she growls a little. Then she's turning her away from him. With a gentle little step forward, she suddenly FLIES backward at him, buttocks first. Attempting to crash him to the ground and pin him beneath her for a little while.

COMBATSYS: Roland blocks R.Mika's Shooting Peach.

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Roland           0/-------/---====|====---\-------\0           R.Mika


"...!!" That's certainly a maneuver no female has attempted on Roland before. His first instinct is... well, both of his hands extend outwards, 'catching' the assault. He then goes down with a thump beneath R.Mika, but it's more then a little awkward. "..." He'd make no immediate attempt to fix things, before shoving her off and rolling away to get back to his feet. "That was--not new. Yeah. Happens to me a lot." Coughing into a fist, he attempts to circle the other wrestler, allowing the crowd a slight lull. Then he charges at her, back first. Assuming impact, he'd try to hook an arm around her neck. It's likely what he was /trying/ to do is obvious, but if he manages to get hold, he'd struggle awkwardly a few moments before audibly saying "Fuck it!" and trying to just hurl her over him in the general direction of a corner. "Wrestling's hard, damnit!!"

COMBATSYS: Roland successfully hits R.Mika with Strong Throw.
Glancing Blow

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Roland           0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0           R.Mika


The issue with throwing herself butt-first at someone is that it takes her a while to get up. Rubbing her rear-end even as he shoves her off of him, the blonde wrestler-gril is only starting to get hup when he gets that arm around her neck. "Grrrrk!" There is much struggling and then she's hurtling through the air toward the turnbuckle.

Only, she shifts her weight so that she tumbles to the mat instead. Instantly springing up once she's landed she rushes at Roland. Her fists are held together, angling for his stomach. All to attempt forcing him to double over so that she can grab hold of his waistband and flip him to the mat again.

COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits Roland with Combo Throw.

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Roland           1/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0           R.Mika


An attempt to maneuver himself away from the incoming kick is ruined by the proximity of the ropes. Thumping off them, he gets proverbial exclaimation points above his head, right before being nailed in the stomach. Barely even aware he's vulnerable, a sudden flip makes up turn into down, and he's sprawled on his back in the middle of the ring. "Enough of this!!" Suddenly he's roll-scrambling away into a corner. And quickly shrugs out of his large trenchcoat, flinging it out of the ring. The descent is unusually quick, and the >THUMP!< of it impacting the ground is... much louder then it should of been. Just how much did it weigh? He's got on two leather bracer-like items slithering down to his forearms. "Hoo..." Flexing his shoulders, he then advances on R.Mika once more. "I'll show you wrestling!!" However, he IS a heel... and suddenly, a poof of sand goes towards R.Mika's face. "HA!" If it hits, he'll knee her in the stomach a few times before hurling her over across the ring once more.

COMBATSYS: Roland successfully hits R.Mika with Sleight of Hand.

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Roland           1/-------/=======|=======\-------\0           R.Mika


The loud thump is enough to make a few people in the audience jump in their seats and peer over at the jacket. Rainbow Mika glances at it, but tries her best not to take her eyes off her opponent for //too// long.

Then there's sand in her eyes, and creeping up under the mask and she starts to dance around the ring trying to get it out. "Ack, get it out get it out!" Rub-rub-rubbing the eyes, she misses when Roland flies forward to knee her in the stomach before she's sent flailing backward to crash against the ropes.

With teared up eyes she finally manages to get most of the sand out of them. Then she lets out a ferociously girlish growl and rushes at him. Her arm loops out to attempt snaking about his throat as she twists behind him. Trying to just get a simple chokehold on him for a few seconds to make him a tad uncomfortable.

COMBATSYS: Roland interrupts Choke Hold from R.Mika with All In.

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Roland           0/-------/-----==|=======\===----\1           R.Mika


Roland can see now... this is his opportunity. His chance to /shine./ Spreading his stance, green energy ripples along his arms, slowly focusing and calming himself. Come on... come on... Ducking to the side, she manages to slither behind, and apply a few crushing moments of choking. "Grk...!!" And then an elbow /slams/ into her ribs, unbelievably hard. Staggering her into a corner, his entire body then ripples with that emerald chi. Both of his hands clasp together, sliding a foot forward and unleashing a hammerblow right into her chin, a vorpal flash of energy slashing up her midsection as well. It's easily hard enough to lift her off her feet, most likely! Roland then backs away, and begins to walk around the ring, pumping his arms in the air. "I WIN!" A bit presumptious maybe, but the crowd is booing VERY loudly now. If there was a ref, he'd be arguing about using sand!!

The blow is actually enough to knock Rainbow Mika up and over the ropes to the ground below. It looks like she's down for the count, but after about five seconds she's lifting herself up. "Anyone see that truck?" Her voice carries an edge of pain to it, but she's got a show to put on for these people. She gets to her feet and slips right back into the ring. Then she waits quietly until Roland is directly across from her.

"Think again!"

Suddenly, the girl becomes a blur as she runs toward him. The movement is so fast that a trail of shadows follow behind her. Then she leaps up to drop kick Roland to the mat before leaping up onto the turnbuckle and moonsaulting off of it to pin him down once again.

COMBATSYS: Roland blocks R.Mika's Sardine's Beach Special.

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Roland           0/-------/--=====|-------\-------\0           R.Mika


"What!!" Roland twists towards her at the last moment. His own body flares with energy once more; had he not amplified his speed yet again, she'd of completely sideswiped him most likely. The dropkick is caught with his crossed forearms, sending him thumping into the corner. But when she lunges off the top rope, he is flattened into the ground in a defensive position. "Hrrrkk...!!" That still hurt like hell, and he disentangles. A hand flashes out and catches the ropes, hauling him up. "Time for it... Are you ready...?!" Who knows what he's talking about. Again that ominous buildup of chi, twisting to face R.Mika. "SHOWTIME!" Zooming forward, he leaves his own trail of shadows behind. Three fierce, short blows end in both arms crossing before himself, trying to slam his fists into her face and send her flying backwards!!

COMBATSYS: R.Mika dodges Roland's Three Card Monte.

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Roland           0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0           R.Mika


Rainbow Mika makes the showtime very anticlimatic. The second she notes the shadows, she acks. Then she waits, and when the first blow comes in she makes another noise as she twists to the side. The second is a near hit, but she leaps out of the way as it comes in for her ribs. The third? Well she just drops to the mat for the third, leaving him punching the air where her face once was.

With a loud, "HAHA!", she's performing a forward handstand. Then she continues through it, flipping toward him trying to grab and knock him down with her legs. Once down, she moves to flip Roland again to leave him face down on the mat.

COMBATSYS: Roland dodges R.Mika's Paradise Hold.

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Roland           0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0           R.Mika


Impossible...!! The heel is supposed to win, right?! That was one of his best maneuvers, and she managed to avoid all three parts! He is genuinely equal parts surprised and impressed... he mildly modified it by not using horrible cutting blades, but the actual speed should of been... wait, why does he feel like he's filled with lead? "Nnngh...!!" A forward handstand is a touch distracting, but not more then the thought of being crushed by powerful legs. He ducks, and then lunges away, hooking an arm over a top rope and panting heavily. "You're good...! Not that I had any doubts, but..." Sweat is mopped away, tipping up the fedora still on his head. "I might have to use one of my tricks after all..."

COMBATSYS: Roland gains composure.

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Roland           0/-------/----===|-------\-------\0           R.Mika


"You're just... standing there!?!" Rainbow Mika boggles at that, then nods. "Fine. Fine!" She looks like she's going to simply stalk away. Maybe go to her own corner and nurse her wounds from being tossed out of the ring. But then she takes a deep breath, winks at the crowd and advances. Her arms flash out again, to grab him. She doesn't seem to care that he's resting against the ropes. She means to just hoist him up and slam him down head first toward the mat.

COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits Roland with Fast Throw.

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"---!!" Roland was still in the midst of recovering! How terrible. He momentarily cleans to the ropes, before being hurled down and kind of impotently thumping on the mat. Skidding a moment, his hat rolls away. Grasping it and planting it on his head, he scuttles up to his feet once more. "Fine... won't let me rest... doesn't matter to me!!" And then he does one of the mightiest maneuvers. Whirling around, pivoting on his heel, his foot attempts to slam into R.Mika's face. A /roundhouse kick./ With hopefully enough crack behind it to end the fight!!

COMBATSYS: R.Mika blocks Roland's Light Kick.

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Roland           0/-------/--=====|=------\-------\0           R.Mika


"You threw sand in my face and it was rude!" Rainbow Mika is still on that rude kick, yes. She has a thing against rude people, and throwing sand is a horrible unforgivable offense, even if he //is// an admitted heel! In fact, she wipes another granule of the sand out of her eye then slams her arms toward her face to avoid getting the mask torn off with that kick. It doesn't stop her from hurtling toward the ropes.

Bouncing off of them forward, she comes flying at poor Roland. "YOU KNOW! JUST BECAUSE I'M A FACE DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO KEEP TRYING TO HIT ME THERE!" She swings around with her arms out to attempt locking on a headlock. But this is no NORMAL headlock. This is... a special, daydreamy one! She squeezes the lock multiple times, trying to choke him maybe just a little. Then she starts with a running bulldog, finishing with a jump forward and an attempt to smash poor Roland's face into the mat.

COMBATSYS: Roland blocks R.Mika's Daydream Headlock.

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"Where would you rather I hit you?!" Roland asks, looking almost frustrated by the fact she's refusing to go down. This is becoming hard work!! If there's one thing he is, it's relatively lazy. But when she again slithers behind, he catches her forearm, preventing the strangling. However, the running bulldog is another matter. Stumbling, he goes down, catching the brunt of the impact on a forearm. "Ow, ow, OW!" he offers, catching a rope and hauling upwards. "THAT'S IT. You are good... and... my HAT'S OFF TO YOU!!" Suddenly he yanks off his fedora, and HURLS it at R.Mika. It spirals with surprising speed. And, if it hits her, surprising force. It seems to be metal lined with leather!!

COMBATSYS: Roland successfully hits R.Mika with Blackjack.

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Roland           1/-------/=======|====---\-------\0           R.Mika


"HAHAHA, you're throwing your hat i-- GURK!" The hat catches her in the chest and knocks her back against the ropes again. The force staggers her back further and she gets all tangled in the ropes before she finally flips herself out of the ring and to the floor below.

"Ghnngnh ow..." She starts to pick herself back up, knowing that if she doesn't it's back to wrestling sharks or whatever nasty animal Harmageddon decides is the best training for the week. She gets her hand up onto the rope, but it flops back down and she lays there, the metal hat falling out of the ring to land on her nose.

"GUH! MAH NOSE!" There's a bit of flailing, the hat it shoved to the side, then she's holding her nose and more or less done with the fight.

COMBATSYS: R.Mika takes no action.

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COMBATSYS: R.Mika can no longer fight.

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Roland manages to assume a shaky fighting pose once more. It's obvious he's against the ropes now... a firm shove might send him swandiving over, unable to continue. But such never comes, when his trusty hat appears to fall out and thump her one. "WHEW." he exhales, doubling over when it's called in his favor. Suddenly he reels the hat in with a hidden cord, sliding rapidly across the ring and then flicked up to settle back on his head. "That was... harder then I like." he grumbles to himself. But people are booing even louder now that his ambush with a hidden weapon ended up sealing the deal. All it took to stop R.Mika was a sucker punch, sand in the face, and then hitting her with his hat! ...well, he's taken less honorable victories.

COMBATSYS: Roland takes no action.

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COMBATSYS: Roland has ended the fight here.

Log created on 10:59:09 11/19/2010 by R.Mika, and last modified on 01:55:38 12/28/2010.