Description: Slam Masters Arena plays host to a charity event! One in which a wrestling-fangirl (R.Mika) gets paired up with a wrestling-fanboy (El Fuerte). It is a battle of epic awesomness, and surprises! (Winner: El Fuerte)
Slam Masters arena. A place where many a grapplers hope to one day compete in. This is actually the first time for one of those fighters. El Fuerte has mostly wrestled in the southern US so he never got to perform in this arena before. Now there is a charity event and he was one of the wrestlers asked to appear for the night. Little did he know one of his favorite performers would be his opponent tonight. He is just excited now, but soon he may be up to the level of flipping out when he realizes who will be soon entering the ring to face him.
'OLEEEEE OLE OLE OLEEEEEEE! o/`' The Bouncing Souls echo through the arena as the luchador stands on top of one of the turnbuckles and thrusts a finger in the air towards his cheering fans. "Yes! Be ready to be amazed by THE HURRICANE OF THE GULF!" he declares before backflipping to land in the middle of the ring. The fans just cheer more loudly as it is announced that the winner gets to make a donation to their favored charity which makes the match all that much more worth winning for each competitor. For El Fuerte he will be attempting to help the people of Taizou after experiencing their problems first hand when he was in China not long ago.
For now he waits as his music dies down and the announcer gets ready to let him know his opponent is. He remains in the middle of the ring with arms crossed and a large smile on his face.
Slam Masters arena. It's been a while since Rainbow Mika has been here. Not since... well that last time. With the fighting. She likely wouldn't be here now if it weren't for an awesome charity event. Charity events are awesome because it means exposure, and exposure is the way to become the world's best female wrestler! Besides which, the legendary ZANGIEF might even be in attendance tonight.
She's brought her autograph book just in case!!!
This is where a theme song should be. This is where beautiful music should be playing to lead her into the arena. Instead, there is a loud crash as a golf cart comes through back stage. "RAINBOW MIKA STOP DAYDREAMING AND GET OUT THERE," comes the yell from Yoko Harmageddon as she starts to push the girl toward the arena proper.
"But, but, Zangief! He's got to be here some--"
"GET IN THE RING NOW!"
"Right away Miss Harmageddon!" Rushing down the ramp so that she can dive at the ring and hop up into it, the bosomy blonde wrestler makes a peace sign and poses for the crowd. A great big goofy grin on her face. "FOR CHARITY!!!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If exclamation points can make a sound El Fuerte just made that sound many a times over. His mouth just drops and he stares when Mika is the announced and she stumbles her way out through the curtains and appears. He realizes that he forgot his autograph book as well! Never had he expected the masked female wrestler to be the one he would be facing tonight and his entire gameplan has been thrown off in just a matter of moments.
He just falls to his knees and raises his hands to the air as he looks skyward. "Thank the heavens for such good fortune!" he declares before popping back up to his feet and quickly hurrying to jump on the ropes and hold them open for she could step in. Far be it from him not to be a gentleman in this sort of situation. This is going to be hard for him to take serious now. Could he really bring himself to cause pain to this girl? Yes, he will have to do it. It would be an insult to her if he did not fight properly. "It is an honor to fight you, senorita!"
"Bwah?" If anything can be obvious from Rainbow Mika's expression, it's confusion. BUT! She has learned a thing or two about being a total fangirl (if stalking Zangief is any indication, she knows a whole lot about it), so she turns that confusion into a great big smile.
"Yes! Good fortune for this charity! This will be an epic match! Aren't you excited!?!" Bouncing on her feet twice, causing her pigtails (and... other parts...) to jiggle she nods. "A good fight is always an honor!" Then her voice drops to a loud whisper. "Hey, do you think Zangief is out in the crowd somewhere? That would be super awesome."
Is a serious man so does his best to ignore such things as that jiggling. His head bounces a bit as well, but it might be because he is nodding, really! "I must have you sign something after this, senorita!" He will find something worth signing. Something he could never lose and keep safe. "You must visit my restaurant sometime as well!" That she might want to decline on no matter how much of a broken heart it may leave. She has to value her life afterall.
There is a ringing of the bell that snaps Fuerte mostly out of his fanboy daze and he manages to get himself psyched. "I must warn you. The Hurricane of the Gulf cannot go easy on you no matter who you are!" he tells her as he bounces from foot to foot and gets himself prepared for the battle at hand. "But allow me to offer you the first strike!" He is at least a gentleman in that way, but how much will he regret doing that? It isn't like he is going totally easy. He has seen countless matches so he at least knows what Mika can do so he is already letting possible scenarios run through his head as he prepares to get this show on the road.
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte has started a fight here.
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COMBATSYS: ElFuerte focuses on his next action.
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COMBATSYS: R.Mika has joined the fight here.
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R.Mika 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 ElFuerte
"An autograph? Sure thing!" It's not her first request for an autograph, but she's never before been asked //in the ring//!! That's a very cool place to be asked for her signature. "You have a restaurant? YOU BET I WILL BE THERE!" Her own head bounces at that, making the pigtails jump and dance around. "You will have to tell me all about the food af--"
There's the ringing bell. Time to get serious now.
Twisting about she raises her arms at the audience and then peers over her shoulder to make sure the man hasn't moved. Then she HOPS backward, butt first. The intention? To take him down to the mat! Doesn't matter if she hits him or not, when she lands she crashes to the mat and rubs her butt.
COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits ElFuerte with Shooting Peach.
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R.Mika 0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0 ElFuerte
She said yes to both! El Fuerte is sent to his happy place where midgets ride penny farthings and Los Lobos are always playing a live show. That is until he suddenly realizes he is actually being attacked. HIs eyes go wide and time seems to slow down as that butt comes flying towards him. "Nuuuuuuuuu...." comes out of his mouth as he attempts to sidestep the incoming foreign object but he is too off guard to properly escape. He is clipped by the other wrestler and he goes bouncing off to the side and he hits the ropes.
He bounces off said ropes though and he lands on both feet before jumping high in the air. "TOSTAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....PRESS!" he declares as he comes sailing downwards to where R. Mika has landed. He aims to land on top of her with enough momentum he can bounce up off of her and flip away to land on the other side of the ring.
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte successfully hits R.Mika with Tostada Press.
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R.Mika 0/-------/----===|====---\-------\0 ElFuerte
The downside to attacking someone with your rear end is the fact that it leaves you slightly prone. Rainbow Mika is just starting to push herself up when she's suddenly flattened. By a Spanish toast, or something. "Tostawhat?!" It's not long after she's flattened back to the mat that the masked man is bouncing, flipping and far away.
What is a femme-wrestler to do? Why, she's going to hop up. Flip. Then she's going to reach out and grab him by the waist, spin him around and fling him toward the turnbuckle on the other side of the ring.
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte fails to interrupt Improvised Throw from R.Mika with Quesadilla Bomb.
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R.Mika 0/-------/----===|====---\-------\0 ElFuerte
Well that worked well enough from the looks of it. Though she is alot faster at getting up than he expected. He is left with little choice in things he can do in reaction to the other wrestler coming in to grapple. He thinks he actually has an opening to try and reverse the momentum when she attempts to lift him, but she proves stronger than he expected. Instead he is hefted upwards and tossed right into the turnbuckle where he bounces off of it and lands hard on the mat with an audible 'oof!'.
Yes, this will be a challenge. She is as strong as she hoped he would be and he is finally getting to test his mettle against another class A wrestler such as himself. He gets back to his feet and he nurses his sore back a bit as he hops about, but he tries to keep in constant motion so Mika has a harder time getting to him and getting a good grapple on him again. That last toss rather hurt!
Constant motion isn't a bad thing, though it forces her to consider what it is she can do while he's moving. She keeps her eyes on him, then a big broad grin appears on her lips. "ONE. TWO. THREE...." Then she figures out the pattern to the movement.
"HAHA! FOUR!"
Just like that Rainbow Mika is doing a forward handstand. Using the momentum of her body falling back toward the mat, she attempts to trap the ever-moving El Fuerte with her legs and take him down with her. Can she manage to knock him down? Well if she does, she flips him again!
COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits ElFuerte with Paradise Hold.
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R.Mika 0/-------/---====|=======\-------\0 ElFuerte
The worst part is El Fuerte doesn't even realizing he is moving in such a way that it forms a pattern that could be figured out. He is too used to just bouncing about and being a general annoyance to most of his opponents. It seems like he isn't going to have that luxury at the moment with R. Mika. He goes a bit wide eyed when she comes forward to actually attack again and when he attempts to get out of the way he is a step too slow. Caught again he is downed and then tossed away.
This time it sort of works to his advantage in the fact he can use his momentum to bounce off the ropes. "Very impressive! I will have to step up a notch!" he declares as he flies forward with arm extended. Nothing fancy is done this time around. He is just looking to deliver a rather stiff clothesline to take down R. Mika and hopefully start to shift the momentum back in his own favor.
COMBATSYS: R.Mika blocks ElFuerte's Strong Punch.
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R.Mika 0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\1 ElFuerte
Twist to the side and she manages not to get hit in the throat. Her shoulder still takes a beating and it causes a bit of a yelped, "OW OW OW!" Bouncing from one foot to the other as she rubs her shoulder she points at him with her other hand. A very //serious// point! "THAT HURT!" Someone may just be playing things up a bit. All for the show, right? DEFINITELY!
She rams her knee upward to catch him in the stomach. Then her arms lash out to reach between his legs before he gets too far. There is a serious expression again before she smiles. "I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!" Attempting to lift and scoop him him around so that he's upside down, she drops to her knees driving his shoulders to the mat.
COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits ElFuerte with Combo Throw.
- Power hit! -
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R.Mika 0/-------/-======|=======\==-----\1 ElFuerte
It truely is as if his gameplan was thrown off before this match even started. His excitement for once seems to work against him instead of assist him like it would normally do. Could he do nothing against this woman? No, he must not disappoint his fans or the citizens of Taizou that could use the charity money. Granted he is sure Mika is planning on an amiable charity as well, but he saw what happened to the people in Taizou first hand. It seems like it is giving him a bit of a boost in his resolve even as his brain is rattled by the powerful slam that bounces him off the mat.
He rolls away and finally manages to get to his feet. He is staggering as if he is a bit punch drunk at the moment. "I am sorry, senorita. I must...must win this. But to do so I suppose I must summon...." he takes a deep breath and he plants his feet firmly. "DYNAAAAAMIIIIIIIC! COOKING TIME!" Who knows what the hell that means exactly, but R. Mika soon finds an invigorated El Fuerte dashing forward quickly to grasp her around the waist and deliver a quick belly to bell suplex that will send her across the ring. "Hiiiiyaaaaaaah!"
COMBATSYS: R.Mika endures ElFuerte's Strong Throw.
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R.Mika 1/------=/=======|=======\===----\1 ElFuerte
"Cooking time?!" Rainbow Mika actually glances behind her to see if there is food being brought out to the crowd. Oh yes, that is a HUGE mistake on her part. When she turns back around, the masked man is rushing toward her. There is only one thing for a Rainbow Mika to do!
Act totally badass and just endure the attack!
Once she's finished flopping across the ring she gets up. "UGH! YOU THROW REALLY WELL!" Giving him two thumbs up, she rubs her backside and then springs forward with a lunging backhand. Afterward, she follows up with a barrage of fists and feet. Punch. Punch. Kick. KICK! Until he's a decent distance away from her. That's when El Fuerte gets to meet her rear end once more as she flies backward with another Shooting Peach!
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte endures R.Mika's Rainbow Hip Rush!
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R.Mika 0/-------/-------|=======\=======\1 ElFuerte
The time for plotting and tactics has come and gone already. In fact it should have just been abandoned the moment he realized who he was dealing with. All these thoughts of thinking he knew what to do were more overcome by the thoughts he is taking on his favorite ring icon? Do you all have a cooking hat and apron as a tribute to R.MIka? Well Fuerte does and that is probably exactly why he is getting his ass handed to him. Not only that it seems like R. Mika is handing her ass to him as well a second time to cap off a flurry of abuse that sends El Fuerte out of the ring and flat on his face.
He is rather still for a few moments and the referee begins to count. He is up to eight when El Fuerte not only jumps to his feet, but he jumps high enough to flip up over the ring ropes and land back into the ring. "Huaaaaaaah! I live!" he declares and before R. M. Mika has much time to think about anything he goes to grasp her and take her on a magical journey.
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte successfully hits R.Mika with El Fuerte Flying Giga Buster.
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R.Mika 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 ElFuerte
"EL FUERTE!" The crowd is going wild as they realize what time it is. R.Mika is gripped about the waist and El Fuerte turns into a flurry of flipping madness as he goes skyward eventually and brings his pummeled foe up high and he flips about even more to make himself and the other wrestler dizzy as he comes careening down at high speed to land hard on the mat, crushing R.Mika's head and shoulders onto the mat. "GIGAAAA BUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"HEY! WHY ARE YOU STOPPING COUNTING!?!" That's when she sees her fanboy leaping up. High. Hiiiigh into the air, flipping up into the ring. "GAH! You... you survived //that//?!?" Rainbow Mika scratches her head, then she's greeted with a that crazy flipping madness. When he flips more, she can be heard going, "WOAH. WOAH. WOAH." Each woah accenting a flip.
Then her head hurts, and she can see teeny tiny little Zangief's prancing about in their red wrestling trunks.
That gets another loud WOAH!
But she's not down for the count yet. Even though the ref manages to hit the mat several times. "HYYYYUUUGH!" Her right arm grabs for his neck to lock him in a headlock. Managing to grab him she'll start to put the squeeze on. Oh yes, squeezing continually. "YOU MADE MY HEAD HURT!" After about the sixth squeeze, she performs a running bulldog.
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte interrupts Daydream Headlock from R.Mika with Quesadilla Bomb.
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R.Mika 0/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 ElFuerte
It is a devastating move at that, but one that leaves El Fuerte rather dizzy himself as he gets back to his feat. The fact he is slow to get up is proof of that. He is still trying to get his himself reoriented when he feels the weight of the other wrestler jumping on him and putting him in that headluck. "HGNNGNGN!" It isn't exactly a flattering cry of pain at all and he somehow has enough sense about him to manage to do something about this whole ordeal.
He keeps getting choked, but his stroke of luck happens right when Mika goes for the bulldog. When she goes air bourne he actually uses his strength to keep her from pulling him down. Instead he sort of spins about and manages to slip out of the headlock. "Quesadilla......BOMB!" Given he looks like he is in lala land it is amazing he remembers how to even talk let along find a way to reverse things to where he is powerbombing Mika down onto the mat again while still managing to stay upright himself.
"AIIIIEEEEEEE!"
That was supposed to work differently than her crashing down onto the mat! Rainbow Mika eyes El Fuerte again and gives a shaky one-thumb-up before she flops. As the Ref begins his count, there is the tiny roar of a golf cart coming from backstage. Harmageddon blasts the tiny horn and yells, "MORE TRAINING NEEDED! GET UP! YOU ARE GOING TO RUN UNTIL YOU PASS OUT!"
From the looks of things, Rainbow Mika is going to pass out as is. "Y-yes, Miss Harmageddon!" Shakily she pushes up to her feet and waves to El Fuerte. "I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE AWESOME! NEXT TIME I WILL DEFEAT YOU!" With another wave directed at the crowd, she slowly starts to move out of the ring while her impatient trainer revs the engine of the golf cart.
"YOUR WINNER... EL FUERTE!!!"
Then she's off, lamenting, "But I didn't get to meet Zangief!"
COMBATSYS: R.Mika takes no action.
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COMBATSYS: R.Mika can no longer fight.
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What the hell just happened? The next bit of randomness is so going by at such a fast pace at the already dizzy El Fuerte that he is unsure what to make of it all. All he knows is he is barely standing and his hand is being raised up by the referee. He won? He won! The luchador feels more invigorated when he realizes that and while still dizzy he manages to thrust his finger int he air and make a victory pose. "The Hurricane of the Gulf wins again!" he declares before realizing that R. Mika is already leaving. Well more like she is already gone when he realizes it.
"Wait! The autograph!" he cries out and he slumps to his knees. Not only that he wasn't able to give her the address to a place he could cook for her at. "I must go, my fans!" he cries out and hops to his feet. Like a blur he leaps from the ring and the fire within is ignited again as he goes to give chase to whever Mika nad her trainer have gone. "DYNAAAAMIIIIIIC RUUUUUNNNNNNING TIIIIIIME!"
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte has ended the fight here.
Log created on 21:32:37 10/16/2010 by R.Mika, and last modified on 23:46:01 10/16/2010.