Description: NEO LEAGUE BATTLE! Chang challenges the Warrior Belt holder, Malin, to take him on at Sound Beach. Faced with such a large and... sweaty opponent, victory is far from assured for Malin, but with all the tricks up her sleeve, can brawn win against the superior brains at the disposal of Malin? Will she just take the opportunity to take hideous revenge on Chang for the humiliating defeat his partner Choi inflicted on her?! Read on, and find out! (Winner: Malin)
At Sound Beach, League badguy and all around fat dude Chang Koehan is preparing to meet his foe, the inemitable Hong Malin. Chang sits on his big wrecking ball, eating a chicken drumstick. "Mmm, this chicken is so good. This teriyaki glaze is the BEST!" he exclaims, while the crowd watches his sloppy, gristle-flinging eating habits.
COMBATSYS: Chang has started a fight here.
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Chang 0/-------/-------|
Malin has accepted the challenge, wearing a large pair of sunglasses (in the middle of winter) and a scarf, as well as, perhaps most arrogantly of all, the Saturday Night Fighter Warrior's Belt, which is positioned in all its highly-polished and shining glory around her waist. The young teenager doesn't look particularly impressed with Chang, as she idly brings out a yoyo from her pocket, and lets it roll a couple of times, "Oi fatty!" She shouts, "If you are done stuffing your chops, you ready to get your ass kicked? You ain't got time for a snack when you are facing /the/ Malin, bud!"
COMBATSYS: Malin has joined the fight here.
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Malin 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Chang
Chang Koehan looks up, spotting Hong Malin and her shiny Warrior's Belt. He flings the drumstick away, which strikes someone in the face and knocks them over. Chang doesn't notice, nor would he care. He stands up off his ball and yanks on the chain, tugging the ball into his hands. "Dur hur hur! Little girl, I will CRUSH you!" He begins running at Malin, with his ball held before him. He dips forward and rolls at Malin with his ball, attempting to flatten the young girl.
COMBATSYS: Malin dodges Chang's Hiki Nige.
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Malin 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Chang
Malin, as many have found to their cost, is much faster than most people. As Chang comes barreling in, the girl dives to the side, and just lets him plough on right past her. As she rises up, she lets her path keep on skidding across the beach, and then that yoyo she'd been playing with comes shooting out of her palm. The buzzing toy rockets through the air, aiming to bounce neatly off the back of Chang's head, even as she hops, skips and jumps to keep up the distance between them. It was a very /large/ ball, after all.
"Geez fat boy, you want to be careful, running around like that you'll give yourself a heart attack."
COMBATSYS: Chang blocks Malin's Onigumo.
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Malin 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Chang
Chang rises to his feet and spins around, catching the yo-yo in his hand. "Dur hur hur, I'm not gonna have a heart attack! I keep my heart strong by eating PLENTY OF PROTEIN!" He pulls the yo-yo towards him with one hand, as his other hand tosses his ball at Malin.
COMBATSYS: Malin dodges Chang's Medium Strike.
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Malin 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Chang
Malin lets her hand drop the yoyo, effectively letting Chang just take it. It's not like she didn't have /more/ after all. She makes it look easy as she twists away from the blow, and to prove that it wasn't going to be that easy to just disarm her, the girls other hand flings out another yoyo. This time, however, the weapon is sent skipping up from the sand, aiming to wrap the sharp metal wire around Chang's left ankle... and, should that be successful, she'll simply -YANK- with all her might, aiming to send the huge man crashing to the ground. The bigger they are, the harder they fall, right?
COMBATSYS: Malin successfully hits Chang with Medium Throw.
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Malin 0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0 Chang
Chang gets pulled off his feet, and lands on the sands with an earth shaking slam. "Uugggh, that hurt!" he whines as he sits up, shaking his head back and forth. He awkwardly rises to his feet, and hefts his ball up. "I'm gonna crush you!" he shouts, as he reaches out for Malin. He attempts to grab her by the neck, then fling her over his shoulder.
COMBATSYS: Malin dodges Chang's Dai Hakai Nage.
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Malin 0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0 Chang
Malin just stands there as Chang comes in for her, looking, if anything, a little bored. The arrogant bitch lets Chang get very close... but when he reaches out to grab her, she suddenly slides down, and slips underneath his legs. "Yyyyyyeah, no." She drawls, slipping her hand into her pocket, suddenly, she's aiming to drive a very sharp spike into Chang's back. Should the weapon connect... a sudden, powerful burst of electricity will zap up his spine, she had no idea what sort of effect it would actually have on the huge man, but it was worth trying, no?
COMBATSYS: Malin successfully hits Chang with Electric Prod.
-**- LUNATIC HIT!! -**-
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Malin 0/-------/------=|=======\-------\0 Chang
Chang gets shocked up his back, letting out a hideous scream out of his lungs as he dances in pain. Smoking after the powerful strike, he spins about, glaring down at Malin with a big frown on his bearded face. "You're not very nice!" he chides her, before lashing out with a big, beefy leg.
COMBATSYS: Malin blocks Chang's Light Kick.
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Malin 0/-------/----===|=======\-------\1 Chang
"Yeah, I get that a lot."
The girl says it cheekily, as she brings both her arms up to turn aside the majority of the force of the blow thrown against her. Rather than trying to get out of the way, she just stands there and takes it. It doesn't last long, though. Because suddenly, she's jumping up, and aiming to grab Chang by his shoulders.
If she can manage that, she uses him as a literal springboard, placing as much force as she can manage into jumping /off/ Chang, but, even nastier, the soles of her shoes will suddenly be sharp as she digs them into him- twin blades designed for just such a purpose coming suddenly into play.
COMBATSYS: Malin successfully hits Chang with Malin Rocket.
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Malin 0/-------/--=====|=======\=====--\1 Chang
Chang gets stabbed in his shoulders as Malin leaps off of him, blood spurting from either arm as he falls forward. He surges to his feet and spins around, ball in hand. "You...You...You meanie! IT'S GO TIME NOW! Prepare to eat CHANG!" He dashes at Malin, stomping heavily as he attempts to run her over.
COMBATSYS: Malin dodges Chang's Reckless Run.
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Malin 0/-------/--=====|=------\-------\0 Chang
Malin is already moving as Chang comes in dashing, and when she sees the speed with which he's coming in at her, the girls eyes actually go momentarily wider behind her sunglasses. Springing up into the air, the young teen completes a graceful flip, and winds up positioned neatly, drawing a wickedly curved blade from her sneaker. "Geez, calm down bud, you could hurt someone!" She teases...
Before flinging the weapon with all the force she can manage at him.
COMBATSYS: Chang blocks Malin's Thrown Weapon.
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Malin 0/-------/--=====|=------\-------\0 Chang
Chang raises his arm, the blade striking it and bouncing off, leaving a jagged cut. "Hur hur hur...I'm gonna...I'm gonna...Smash yoooou..." he bellows, before swinging his ball up and around. He pulls it around from above in a diagonal strike, aiming to squash Malin.
COMBATSYS: Malin dodges Chang's Power Strike.
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Malin 0/-------/--=====|=------\-------\0 Chang
Malin twists to the side, and the ball comes within a hairs breadth of smashing her skull in. Quite certain that such a blow would really take her down, she grits her teeth, "Okay, that's enough big guy." She decides, and this time as she jumps away, six knives find their way into her hands- smaller than the one she had thrown before... but there's a lot more of them, and all of them are flung point-first at the huge man, aiming to pepper him with enough little stabs to take him down at last.
COMBATSYS: Chang endures Malin's Large Thrown Object.
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Malin 0/-------/--=====|===----\-------\0 Chang
Chang Koehan begins stomping towards Malin as she throws knives at him. He grunts as each knife strikes him, but gets closer and closer...Until he's right in front of Malin. He falls forward, attempting to squash her with his final act before he passes out.
COMBATSYS: Chang can no longer fight.
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Malin 0/-------/--=====|
COMBATSYS: Malin dodges Chang's Hagan Geki.
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Malin 0/-------/--=====|
Malin dives to the side in a long roll, and when she's sure that Chang isn't getting up again, she moves over, and places her foot on his back, before taking off her belt, and holding it high above her head.
"Another victory for Champion of the World... MAAAAAALIN!"
Laughing at her own arrogant declaration, she makes sure the cameraman gets it, and then slips the belt back on, before walking off back along the beach, "I wonder where he got that chicken." She mumbles to herself, "It /did/ look pretty good..."
COMBATSYS: Malin has ended the fight here.
Log created on 06:20:02 01/21/2010 by Malin, and last modified on 14:58:09 02/21/2010.