Neo League 876 - #877: Adon vs Heavy D!

Description: CWA Presents yet another Neo League battle, this time up against the board leader Adon vs. the wedgehawked, rhythmic boxer Heavy D! The crowd's hot for ths one, but who ends up hotter? (Winner: Adon)



The crowd went silent in the CWA Wrestling Arena as the lights went down. 4,000 fans, all growing suddenly stopping there busy shouting as the whole room went dark. "L-L-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" The loudspeaker booms over the crowd. "WELCOME TO THE PITTSBURGH FIGHT ARENA, AND WELCOME TO THE CONTINENTAL WRESTLING ALLIANCE-IANCE-IANCE SMACKDOWN SHUT-YOUR-MOUTH NIGHT! WE HAVE A FULL ROSTER OF SOME OF THE NASTIEST WRESTLING SUPERSTARS TONIGHT, BUT- what- get out"

There is the sounds of a scuffle in the announcing box, and soon, a new voice erupts from the loudspeakers. A high-pitched squeal erupts from the loudspeaker. "LAAAAAAADIES and GENTLEMEN! Your MATCH for the EVENING will be INTERRUPTED by the GOOD GRACES of the ONE EMPEROR of MUAY THAI! But do not WORRY! It is for your own GOOD! You STUPID AMERICANS, with your KNUCKLE DRAGGING SPORT you call WRESTLING! BAH! I, the EMPEROR of MUAY THAI! SNEER at such ATTEMPTS of AMERICAN FIGHTING! You FOOLS! You must LEARN the TRUE ART of MUAY THAI, the ULTIMATE in ALL MIXED MARTIAL ARTS! FOR NOW! I HOLD THIS EVENT HOSTAGE! FOR I...."

There is a sudden explosion from down the walkway leading to the center ring, followed by a ring of fireworks. Stomping forth from the pyrotechnics was a sneering red head of a man, well tanned and dressed in a boxer, circlets at his wrist and head, and a swagger that would stop a bus. Holding a microphone in his hands, he screams into it. "ADON! THE EMPEROR of MUAY THAI, HAS CONQUERED YOUR PITIFUL HOMOSEXUAL GRABBING SPECTICAL! JAAAAAAAAGGAAAAAA!"

And with that last scream, the speakers explode, overloaded by the frantic howling.

Wrestling. While he's never been any good at it, the man known as Heavy D! found himself having an appreciation for the 'sport'. So it's not odd to have him here at the arena where the tapings of the latest CWA show is going on. However, he's not here for the show itself...at least not as a spectator.

With Adon's introduction, wholly appropriate and in the spirit of the event, it's time for the latest in the CWA/Neo League collaborations, this time a bit more...integrated into the show. And with adon cast as the heel, someone has to stand up...

And thus, his cue, the boxer climbing out in a hooded sweatshirt and his usual boxing shorts as he climbs the railing and pulls himself into the ring. Those who recognize him cheer, and those who don't cheer anyways, having recognzed him as opposition to the screeching Adon. And him...he doesn't need a mic. He just stands up in the center of the ring, directing his fist in Adon's direction before the international sign language gesture for 'Bring it Chump' is given.

It wasn't clear whether or not Adon was 'playing' a role or just being himself. In the pre-fight discussions, the Emperor of Muay Thai was informed that he was supposed to 'act' out a role. He was given some lines, and was told to 'steal' the mic and take over the show. Heavy D! would then show up, and save the day in the big fight. Or not. Of course, Adon simply yelled a lot at the meeting, claimed he would do whatever the hell he wanted, and stormed off.

So far, he has stuck to the script.

And what for. The crowd was near riot, booing, hissing, catcalling, and hurling all sorts at the Emperor. The security guards struggle to keep the clear heel from getting bum rushed... or hurting any bystanders. Adon, seeing that the speakers were out, hurls the microphone away. And then, a wave of cheers begins to blossom from where Heavy D! stands. The hooded fighter unveils himself, and more cheers erupt. Adon glares down at his opponent, eyes burning. He remembered Heavy. Southtown.

A wicked grin erupts across his face.

"JAAAAAAAAAGGGAAAAA!" The emperor howls as he blazes down the path. The audience barely notices the charge at first, expecting more howling and swaggering. Only when the Emperor pounces through the air do they realize that the Emperor of Muay Thai was already attacking. Adon leapt through the air, both legs spinning around in a very visible wind up. By the time he reaches the boxer, he would be leveling both heels right for the man's head... attempting to knock him down in one, fell swoop.

COMBATSYS: Adon has started a fight here.

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Adon             0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: HeavyD has joined the fight here.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Adon


COMBATSYS: HeavyD just-defends Adon's Strong Kick!

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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Adon


It's a good thing that D! was already nice and focused on Adon, giving him a chance to see the Emperor coming. Eyes narrowed, remembering their fight back in Southtown, he braces and watches the Jaguar himself fly through the air. when the spinning double heel strike comes, D! leans back, arms crossed in preperation. As they feet near, he leans back, using the give of the ropes to lean back, so when the kick actually hits his forearms, the blow is completely cushioned.

Undamaged, hearing the calls of the crowd at his remarkable evasion the boxer loops around, getting away from the ropes and eying the kickboxer. Settling in a few feet away, he quickly brings up his peek-a-boo guard, keeping eyes narrowed at Adon. No immediate attack frm him it seems. He's not rushing in recklessly himself.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD focuses on his next action.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Adon


Heavy D! blocked Adon's kick. No, block is the wrong word. Heavy D! was completely unscathed, despite the self-affirmed perfect aim of the Emperor. He could feel him give way, and push back. Adon lands on one hand and both knees, rising back up. Eyes burning, the crowd goes towards the hero of the pair, and of course, that leads Adon to fume.

"So we MEET AGAIN, HEAVY." The Emperor seethes, his fists balled up tight as he dangled them to his sides. Eyes locked on, he paces back and forth around the steady boxer, like a cat stalking his prey. "I remember you WELL in SOUTHTOWN. YES, a STREET URCHIN amongst the GOOD PEOPLE of SOUTHTOWN. And yet, you CHALLENGE ME. Do you not REMEMBER how I TROUNCED your SORRY TECHNIQUE with my UNSTOPPABLE MUAY THAI?" Adon sneers, the crowd hearing every word and hating it. The boos build up, with many calling for Heavy to just punch him. "Yes, HEAVY! Punch me! STRIKE ME BEFORE I-"

Adon doesn't charge so much as slide. He springs forward, tightening his body inwards as he drops down low to his back knee. Drawing in his arms, he aims a single elbow straight for the lower torso of the boxer, attempting to clearly hit him below the belt. The Emperor knew that while the attack would leave him open, the resulting impact would almost certainly stun the boxer, as well as make contact in a place he shouldn't have built a defense at.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD blocks Adon's Strong Punch.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Adon


Assumptions are a tricky thing. Such as the assumption that D! fights only taking boxing in mind, both offensively and defensively. Sure, offensively, he seems to stick to the general rules of boxing, aside from a few variances. But defensively....while there's no reason for a boxer to have to go into a complete crouch in a boxing match, that doesn't mean D! can't when faced with a low attack. Especially one that low. Dropping to a knee as the elbow strike slams forward, the boxer turns his shoulder in, absorbing it on his forearm and shoulder with a wince. "Nnhh....before you what?" he mutters.

With his body this low, it seems like a perfect chance for a nice, sharp, right cross straight out. Either to the face, or if Adon tries to rise, the breadbasket. Either way, he's not holding back much either. If Adon's going straight out, why not the boxer?

COMBATSYS: Adon blocks HeavyD's Straight Punch.

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HeavyD           0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0             Adon


Heavy neither gets mug nor breadbasket. Adon's elbow hits shoulder, and already, he spots the oncoming counter. "COME ON, HEAVY! If you LIE down with the DOGS, you'll RISE UP with the FLEAS!" Both of the Emperor's arms snap from their attack to their master's defense, absorbing the straight with full colors. Unfortunately, Adon loses a bit of the pressure, and slides back from the pure power of that attack. The Emperor's arms burn, but his face just continues to grin. The audiences hoots and hollers, with no clear person coming on top.

"So you can think OUTSIDE of your ART! Lets see how CREATIVE you can BE!"

Adon rises up, a bit more cautiously this time. His offense was aggressive, to say the least, but this time, he was trying to think more carefully. That last hit hurt, and he recalled his last fights with boxers. It was time to play much more insidiously. The Emperor forces himself at Heavy, arms out. He leaps up, attempting to catch Heavy by the shoulders. If successful, he would spin himself over the boxer, and land his feet on the- ropes? Uh oh. Once he got his footing, he would lift Heavy up and over his shoulders... and slam him right into the concrete flooring outside the ring.

Maybe Adon hasn't gone all out yet.

COMBATSYS: Adon successfully hits HeavyD with Jaguar Carry.

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HeavyD           0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0             Adon


D! sadly was not one to deal well with being thrown. And as creative as Adon's throw is, he finds himself caught off guard, his boxing skill not helping when he's picked up, and flung over the ropes onto the padded concrete. Landing on his shoulder, the boxer winces, gritting his teeth as he looks up.

He doesn't stay down for long, thankfully, sliding into the ring under the bottom rope as quick as he can to keep Adon from trying to take him by surprise. And from there? A swift array of jabs come out, peppering out toward Adon, and testing his guard...especially as the shots start to come harder and harder as more are thrown out.

COMBATSYS: Adon dodges HeavyD's Rapid Combo.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0             Adon


Cheapness almost defines Adon. Almost. A warped sense of honor flows through the Emperor, mostly from his own training in Muay Thai. While he has yet to kill someone in the ring, he has come awfully close. As the Emperor hurls the boxer down out of the ring. The impact give the Emperor just enough time. For what, you might ask?

Gloating.

The entire audience breaks out into another frenzy of rage-filled insults and catcalls. Adon, however, just eats it up, standing in the middle of the ring, arms wide. "COME NOW, COWARDS! You FOOLS! IDIOTS! Can you not SEE who is the SUPERIOR WARRIOR! I, THE EMPEROR of MUAY THAI, AM MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY- WHAT?" Adon catches movement in the corner of his eye. Turning, he spots a fist heading straight for his face. Adon ducks, staggering back as a rapid flurry of punches are unleashed. Falling back on his foot, he holds steady with his retreat, not dodging per say, but deflecting. Using his forearms, he pushes the punches away from his body, a sort of straight parry, if boxing terms count for anything. Upon the final blow, the Emperor's body tenses up, winding back. "A SNEAK ATTACK? TYPICAL for SOMEONE as CHEAP and SAD as YOU, HEAVY!!!" Adon just keeps his sick grin, snapping out both of his fists in tandem, unleashing a single pair of punches in one fell swoop, one high, the other low.

The impact alone should be enough to slow him down.

COMBATSYS: Adon successfully hits HeavyD with Fierce Punch.
- Power hit! -

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HeavyD           0/-------/-======|==-----\-------\0             Adon


Gritting his teeth, as the rapid jabs fail to find their mark, D! finds himself pushing in further, trying to press Adon harder. Sadly, it doesn't work, the shots parried. And parried means that his guard his open, enough for those snapping double punches to drive into his open body and crack SOMETHING audibly. "GHHnnhh...."

Falling back, D! finds himself dropped to his knees, wincing and gritting his teeth as he glowers up at Adon. "You seriously talk too much," he mutters, before his right arm arcs up violently, a snapping sound through the air before the explosion of chi thrown out by the uppercut expands outward to try and buffet Adon back.

COMBATSYS: Adon parries HeavyD's Blast Upper!

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HeavyD           0/-------/-======|===----\-------\0             Adon


Projectiles are the bane for Adon. The Emperor own chi-based attacks are somewhat limited, and only brought into play with his most striking attacks. Jaguar Kick and his supers coming to mind in that regard. This was actually quite surprising, especially when compared to the other major practioners of Muay Thai. King, Joe, and of course Sagat all had their own talents in unleashing waves of energy. Was it because Adon was inferior in this regard?

Or maybe it was because he took Muay Thai very physically.

The crack alerts Adon. That was the sound of weakness. The bloodlust grew in Adon's heart. Heavy staggers backwards, and Adon is already after him. The gleam in his eye revealed what he was going to do: Strike where that crack was. Again and again, until you SUBMIT. The boos of the crowd echo across the arena as Heavy unleashes his attack: An explosion of Chi.

Adon arrogance takes hold of him. The Emperor pounces, the jaguar having tasted blood. As the wave of chi scatters forward, the Emperor throws all his weight side, then tosses it across the energy. His entire body attempts to deflect it in a great rolling motion. His shoulder catches it on the side, then his knee and elbow shoves against it. The chi explodes outwards, yes, but it disperses behind the Emperor. And now, the Jaguar was lunging through the air, attempting to catch Heavy by the shoulders. If successful, he would simply slam his knee directly into the sternum of the boxer...

And wrench him down to the ground.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD interrupts Jaguar Slam EX from Adon with Rolling Soul Driver.

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HeavyD           1/------=/=======|=======\=------\1             Adon


Eyes widen as D! sees the blast upper isnt dodged...but simply dove into. And miracles upon miracles, the rolling body flying at it manages to clash and blow aside the trademark of the boxer, the explosive energy exploding behind Adon instead, and leaving the boxer in dire straights. His pressure and distance making attack finds the pressure on D! and the distance closed dramatically. Oh crap....

And when Adon lifts that knee...panic. This is a bad thing....and as deep as that knee is, any follow up would be just as fatal....

It's that panic that sends D!s body snapping out like a spring, right arm snapping out like a spear, chi surrounding his arm as he blows forward in a lunging, deep punch that keeps him from being flung overhead instead. Sure, it doesn't keep the knee from aggrivating his ribs further...but better than nothing, right?

Better than nothing?

Judging by the cheering from the crowds, DAMN STRAIGHT. Or in this case, a DAMN UPPER. Adon's smashing knee is interrupted by a single, powerful sock right in his jaw. Powerful doesn't quite cover it, actually. With a cascade of roaring, the Emperor is sent flying through the air, and lands with a single bounce on the ring floor. Adon lies on his back for a moment, the crowd chanting "D! D! D! D!"

And slowly, the Emperor rises.

A murderous light flashes in his eyes. Pure rage, born from the insult that Heavy just threw. And yet, all Adon could do was smile. Slowly, he rolled out towards the boxer, a staggering, swaggering walk. And with a delicate tone more suited for a snake than a jaguar, he spoke to the man. "So you want to BOX. Is that it, HEAVY. You want to BOX. Then let me show how we in MUAY THAI -box-"

There is a flash, and Heavy should feel the rush of energy before the Emperor even closes in. Adon's body was burning with a bright orange light, mostly concentrated in his limbs. Adon began the assault with a series of punches, interposed with a few knee jabs and kicks. He soon tossed in elbows, then full on head butts. He was trying to drive the boxer right into the ropes, and once he had him there, pound him hard. That is, until the light began to die. His furious flurry of blows slowed down for but a moment... and then, with both of his hands, he attempts a double-fisted punch, enough to knock them both backwards. Of course, Adon would be knocking Heavy in the ropes, should he get his way, but still. Adon was thinking defensive now, preparing himself for the nasty counter-attack that would be coming very soon.

COMBATSYS: Adon successfully hits HeavyD with Jaguar Varied Assault.

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HeavyD           1/---====/=======|=------\-------\0             Adon


The lurching, lunging attack plows forward, blowing Adon away and giving D! the equalizing shot he really needed at this point. Unfortunately, Adon rises much too quickly for the boxer's tastes, especially as he feels himself far too beaten up to take advantage of things before the Emperor gets back to his feet.

Eyes are hard, however, even as D! tries to hide behind his guard. The wicked assault plowing into him rolls around and batters him thrugh the guard, eventually breaking it and sending D! into the ropes to take the relentless barrage. "Guuhh...." Stumbling out of the ropes, D! finds himself thinking not of counter attacks, but of reprieve, stumbling himself into a corner and trying to catch his breath long enough before the Emeperor pounces again.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD gains composure.

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HeavyD           1/----===/=======|=------\-------\0             Adon


And Heavy does nothing.

Adon's defenses slowly drop back down as the boxer catches his breath. Leering, he croaks out a high-pitched cackle. "KYA HA HA! TIRED? You should take a NAP! HERE! Let me HELP YOU!" The Emperor leaps through the air, raising into an high arc. Leg wound back, his body tenses up. Aiming a burning heel straight for the skull of the boxer, the Emperor had one purpose, and one purpose alone.

Break him.

"JAAGGAAAAAA KEEEK!"

COMBATSYS: HeavyD fails to interrupt Jaguar Kick from Adon with D. Shadow.

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HeavyD           0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0             Adon


Nothing but waiting....waiting for his chance, that is.

When Adon's defenses drop, and the Emperor flips in with that famous Jaguar Kick of his, D!'s eyes narrow. Just what he was hoping for. Charging in, D!'s arm was reeled back, reading to intercept the kickboxer out of the air with a chi-fed, nasty uppercut.

Too bad his timing was off, and instead, he rises just in tme to get the heel straight into the top of his head, the shot cracking into his skull and sending the boxer stumbling back, eyes wide and dazed, as if he was just KO'd right on his feet.

And the final moment of weakness is seen.

Adon doesn't hold back. Eyes blazing, he lands back on his feet, the stunning kick make it's mark. People start shouting out "D! D! D!", chanting his name, pleading he would make a come back. But knows he has him. "So this is it, HEAVY." The Emperor hisses, lowering himself down to a pounce.

"Another VICTORY for ME!"

And Adon leaps through the air, arms open, attempting to knock the man off his feet. Should he succeed, he will simply carry them both over the edge of the ring... and smash his elbow hard into his chest as they fall on the ground. He remembers that crack, and heaven help him Adon wouldn't love to give him a nice, long reminder of this fight.

If he could remember it.

COMBATSYS: Adon successfully hits HeavyD with Jaguar Stab.

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HeavyD           1/-------/=======|====---\-------\0             Adon


Unfortunately for D!, the cheers just don't do it. While he's still on his feet, the boxer is dead out, eyes glazedover and hands barely even staying up. When Adon carries D! up, it's like a ragdoll flying with the kickboxer, no resistence as the elbow dropping slam finishes the deed and leaves D! fully KO'd on the mat. Once it's apparent he's not about to move, the bell rings, the crowd jeering at the result even as the announcer makes Adon's victory official.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD takes no action.

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Adon             0/-------/---====|


COMBATSYS: HeavyD can no longer fight.

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Adon             0/-------/---====|


COMBATSYS: Adon has ended the fight here.


As Adon soaks in the moment of victory, the jeers continue to rain down, the crowd making sure to voice their disapproval as audibly as they can. Sadly, it doesn't change the outcome, Adon striding out of the ring triumphantly, while medics are forced to tend to D! in the ring and strap him to a board so he can be taken to the back for treatment. All in all, a resounding victory for the still reining NL champion.

Thankfully for the crowd, their dissatisfaction need not stay long, as a spicy latin number suddenly marks the arrival of one of the major crowd favorites. Striding out to his theme, El Stingray mugs for the crowd at the top of the stage, the jeers melting into hot cheers for the luchador.

Log created on 14:30:02 07/26/2009 by HeavyD, and last modified on 20:40:22 07/29/2009.