Description: A tenuously sanctioned Neo-League fight between Chang Koehan and Cammy, video-taped and streamed across the internet to paying viewers as the preliminary episode of Throwdown: Shadaloo Edition. ( Winner: Cammy )
At a local restaurant, Chang Koehan sits at a large table, on his iron ball. He has a sack full of money beside him, and before him is a lavish meal, fit for a king. Several horrified restauranteurs look on as Chang gobbles down food, eating a huge amount of food and being quite messy about it.
"THROWDOWN: Shadaloo Edition!" reads the introductory splash of the pay-per-view broadcast streaming across the internet to viewers across the globe. With the leader of the organization's brainwashed Doll assassins utilizing cameras and sneak attacks to earn points in the Neo-League, Shadaloo has decided to parlay the carnage into money in its own ridiculously ostentatious way.
A camera man with a patch over the big black Shadaloo death's head on the back of his bomber jacket has done an impressive job of keeping himself out of view as Cammy, in a blue Chinese-styled dress and paper hat watches impassively from the restaurant's kitchen while her target for the day enjoys his unbelievable meal. There are people cowering around her and drawing straws to decide who has to be the next one to cook or bring him his courses, but she is not one of them; she even pitches in now and again, chopping vegetables or doing stir-fry work, always with her eyes trained on Chang.
Finally, when it comes time to bring the dessert course out, it is Cammy who does the honors, balancing a small tray on her palm as she exits the kitchen and crosses towards the convict and his massive iron ball. Her camera man is behind her with his camera concealed in a big silver serving platter, and all the while, in post-production, voiceover work is being provided for the scene.
"Chang Koehan," she says as she leans forward to set the dish before him and draws the top away to reveal a little flash grenade beneath. "Your dessert."
The weapon is primed to explode in seconds, but it's only powerful enough to be obnoxious, at the very most.
COMBATSYS: Chang has started a fight here.
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Chang 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Cammy has joined the fight here.
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Cammy 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Chang
COMBATSYS: Cammy calculates her next move.
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Cammy 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Chang
Chang looks up at Cammy, blinking stupidly as he chews on some sushi. "Wha? Dessert? It's too early for - huh?" He stares at the flash grenade in confusion as the top is pulled off, before the flash grenade goes off in his face. "ARGH! OWW! WHY WOULD YOU /DO THAT/?" he screams as he falls backwards off his iron ball. Standing up, his head bumps into the ceiling. "I'm gonna clobber ya for that!" he shouts, attempting to grab Cammy by the neck and slam her into the ceiling.
COMBATSYS: Cammy blocks Chang's Dai Hakai Nage.
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Cammy 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Chang
The roof shakes and sends debris sprinkling down to the ground when Cammy makes contact with it, but it doesn't actually /break/; her hands are on the Korean behemoth's fingers to pry them free of herself so that she can use his arm as a point from which to vault herself over his body and to the ground behind him. Her paper chef's hat and Chinese dress hit the ground before she does, though, by virtue of being ripped free; her blue Shadaloo uniform and garrison cap are beneath, not to mention the odd, camoflage-like splotches along her legs.
With the ruse shed, her cameraman discards his serving dish to properly shoulder his camera... though first he throws a pair of heavy red gauntlets towards the Killer Bee. As she leaps to seat herself on Chang's shoulders, she catches them, slips them on, and then tries to hook her left ankle behind her right knee to cinch the convict's neck tightly and wrench against it.
COMBATSYS: Cammy successfully hits Chang with Flying Neck Hunt.
- Power hit! -
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Cammy 0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\1 Chang
Chang grunts as Cammy latches onto his head, and lets out a choking sound as she cinches her legs around his big thick neck. "Urggggh!" he growls, as his air is cut off. He stumbles to a knee, attempting to grab Cammy and rip Chang off of him, before bombing Cammy right back at the ground.
COMBATSYS: Cammy endures Chang's Quick Throw.
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Cammy 0/-------/----===|=======\-------\1 Chang
Cammy's leg muscles are incredibly strong - as they must be to get anywhere in choking someone the size of Chang - but the Korean convict's strength is still sufficient to pry her free and force her to the ground. On the way down, however, she is coiling those powerful legs around one of his arms and trying to get a decent grip around his wrist. By the time she slams into the ground - sending cracks racing out across the wood paneling and toppling the table full of food and cleaned dishes - it is clear that she has bigger things in mind than being a victim to Chang Koehan's brute strength.
While she doesn't really have the leverage to properly throw him to the ground, she is, at least, in prime position to force him down otherwise, and to that end she tries to post one of her feet in against the opposite side of his elbow and wrench his forearm so that pressure is exerted painfully against it.
COMBATSYS: Chang endures Cammy's Improvised Throw.
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Cammy 0/-------/----===|=======\======-\1 Chang
Chang's arm gets caught by Cammy, his arm getting wrenched out of place by Cammy's powerful strength..."Urgh...THAT'S IT!" he shouts, before he flings Cammy across the room by the arm she holds, before chasing after her with a powerful rush that explodes out the side of the restaurant and onto the street outside.
COMBATSYS: Chang successfully hits Cammy with Reckless Run.
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Cammy 0/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0 Chang
Cammy is all flying braids and tucked in limbs as she's unexpectedly thrown from Chang's arm. She'd /hoped/ for a different outcome, but a quick look behind her confirms that there is a wall she can use to gather a little momentum by virtue of planting her boots in against it. Like a little cannonball, she rolls gently through the air as she gains control of her flight, and towards the end of it she begins to stretch her legs out to catch the wall.
"No. You are still stan--" she begins to say before hearing the sound of Chang dashing across the restaurant like a runaway train. Her boots do plant against the wall, but it winds up being very much to her detriment, because when the Korean behemoth slams her through it and sends her bouncing along the street in largely uncontrolled fashion, she's finding her knees and ankles far more sore than they otherwise would have been.
She pushes herself upright on slightly shaky arms as a car swerves and honks to avoid hitting her, and then she softly exhales and brushes gravel and dirt from her body. There are more like the first, but now that she is ambulatory again they wind up being turned to her advantage; like steel and aluminum platforms, they are jumped and sprinted across with abandon as she seeks to get back into the fight, and after planting her feet to the hood of the last vehicle between she and Chang, she leaps, spins artfully through the air, and tries to place herself behind him.
Should she manage to make it there in one piece, she'll then step forward, throw her arms around as much of his waist as she can, and grunt with effort as she wrenches back to drop him onto his head in a suplex great enough to send tremors along the street.
COMBATSYS: Cammy successfully hits Chang with Hooligan Suplex.
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Cammy 1/-----==/=======|=======\===----\1 Chang
Chang gets lifted up and over by Cammy, before getting his head drilled into the street. His head causes a crater as he bounces off the road, falling onto his gut. He surges back onto his feet, bloody and hurting, as he slurs, "I'm gonna get yaaaa..." He swings his wrecking ball around, bringing it down on Cammy's head.
COMBATSYS: Chang can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Cammy dodges Chang's Deadly Strike.
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The camera gets a visual of Cammy leaping high and coming down atop the wrecking ball as it swings 'round, somehow remaining balanced to ride it in spite of the revolutions. When it finally comes to rest, she skips down from atop it and leans near to the man to check him over visually for a few seconds before finally asking, "Are you alive?"
By now, the fight is no longer being broadcast to viewers; there was a garish 'CAMMY WINS' graphic, voiceover work talking about the brief encounter and inviting viewers to tune in next time, and all of that stuff, but the camera is still rolling, just in case the encounter isn't /actually/ over and there's more that needs to be given over to the League's judges.
Log created on 13:39:08 06/08/2009 by Cammy, and last modified on 23:18:10 06/09/2009.