Neo League 801 - #805: Skullomania vs Terry

Description: Skull v Terry Neo League. ( Winner: Terry )



CHOO-CHOOOO! A train whistle blows as a shinkansen slides into Southtown's train station. Hitting the breaks, the long, gleaming train rolls up to the platform. Sitting moodily at a window within the arriving train is Terry Bogard. Aside from his trademark trucker cap, he is wearing even more homeless clothes than usual -- a sweatsuit, with stains and a hole in it, from some thrift store. He stands up, ducking out of the train's doors just as they slide open. He slings his duffle sack over his shoulder and thrusts one hand in his pocket, walking through the turnstiles and out into the street with his head held low.

A man in a bellhop's uniform waves his hand across the door of the train as it opens, pantomiming as if he himself is opening the door, waving Terry out onto the platform. The man, strangely, beneath his uniform wears another costume. Strange until you realize...
IT IS SKULLOMANIA!!

Skullo giggles a bit, "Hello Mister Bogard. Would you lik eme to carry your luggage for you?" He grins his snaggletoothed skull grin and waggles a placard with TERRY BOGARD written on it in neat flowing cursive. "The car is ready for you."

COMBATSYS: Skullomania has started a fight here.

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Skullomania      0/-------/-------|


Terry looks up when Skullomania starts cackling at him. He frowns, giving the skull-faced dude a skeptical stare. "A car? What?" He says, his voice drawling a little bit. "Who are you, dude?"

COMBATSYS: Terry has joined the fight here.

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Terry            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0      Skullomania


Skullomania cackles, after a long wheezy conclusion to his ridiculous laughter, he coughs a few times and throws the signage whipping away into the street. "I am here to drive you to your Neo League Fight." He straightens, dusting off his shoulder-pieces and puffing out his chest. His arms pull back. "You know? The one with that guy... " He scratches his chin, "You know who does the crazy stuff..."

He waves his hands and gyrates his limbs wildly like a ragdoll, "You know I can't do it, but the crazy stuff, like." He does another schizophrenic dance move. "Like, Oh I can't do it, I can't do it." Then however, his fist snaps out towards Terry's chin. "Oh right!" He says with genuine enthusiasm at his sudden recollection. "He's me!"

COMBATSYS: Skullomania successfully hits Terry with Quick Punch.

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Terry            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0      Skullomania


Terry only has time to blink before Skullomania pops him in the cheek, sending him stumbling back. "What! Dude!" He exclaims, a pure look of betrayal in his watery blue eyes. "NOT cool, man!" He tosses his rucksack to the ground, peeling his sweatshirt off with both hands, revealing only a wifebeater underneath. He raises his fists in a fighting stance and then dances close to Skullomania, his arm blurring into speedlines as he unleashes a square-fisted blow to the jaw. "Not cool!"

COMBATSYS: Skullomania blocks Terry's Medium Punch.

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Terry            0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0      Skullomania


Skullo "All Man" Mania laughs some more at Terry's indignation at his own supposed 'rudeness'. "A man of your stature. The GREAT Terry Bogard. And you weren't expecting it. I know the Neo Leaugue left you numerous phone messages and. Oh just a moment." Skullomania announces the pause in his speaking and then blocks Terry's punch by raising both his forearms to intercept and divert the blow.

It still hits hard enough to make a sharp CRACK and knock Skullomania spinning into the air, over the railing on the platform and out into the street. He almost hits a woman pushing a stroller, pantomimes amazement and blows a kiss to the tot before leaping back over the fence. "Anyway you knew you had a fight! SO! You were ready for it! BUT ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?" His bellhop uniform is suddenly lined with pink chi-flames which make it look sort of like animated hot pink faux-fur as he flips over onto the platform, lands on his HEAD and begins to breakdance spin, whipping his heels across Terry's face before dropping low to go for the calves.

COMBATSYS: Skullomania successfully hits Terry with Dangerous Heel.

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Terry            0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0      Skullomania


Terry's chin snaps back and forth as Skullomania batters him with a whirlwind of kicks, the lower deck of which knocks him into the air. Tucking his legs in, he does a somersault, skidding to a stop on his heels. "Alright, Skull Dude or whoever you are," he says, squaring his stance. "I'm through playing around with you. I gotta better things to do --" He raises his fists, before pounding one down sharply into the pavement in front of him. "POWER WAVE!!" He grunts, sending a shockwave of chi rippling towards Skull Guy.

COMBATSYS: Terry successfully hits Skullomania with Power Wave.

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Terry            0/-------/--=====|=======\====---\1      Skullomania


Skullo "All Man" Mania is running towards Terry as fast as he can, and boy can the red-scarfed Hero scamper. But as the pavement destroying shockwave tears towards him and he tries to sidestep it, instead he is blasted head over heels by the force of the blast and knocked into a car, who's alarm begins to blare angrily. "Whoah hoah. You mean you have things to do like fight me in the Neo League? Because we're both members of the Neo League and we have this scheduled fight?"

Skullo looks over his torn and dirty bellhop uniform sadly and casts the jacket to the ground; his japanese skin, bleeding and scratched, is visible through huge tears in his costume. "I don't really like your attitude of acting like I'm just some chump harassing you for nickels outside the Pachinko parlour, Mack. " He straightens, adopts a fighting stance and nods his head.

Then he screams with mongol fury and leaps at Terry, his scarf trailing out behind him, as he seems to fly at Bogard, fist leading the way, like Superman.

COMBATSYS: Terry interrupts Strong Punch from Skullomania with Rising Tackle.

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Terry            0/-------/=======|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2      Skullomania


"'Pachinko'?" Terry cocks his head, puzzled. "Is that some kinda... racial slur?" His eyes narrow with fury. Fatal fury. "I don't have the time of day for people like you," he drawls, raising his fists. As Skullomania flies at him, he rears back slightly before exploding in a sharp blast of movement, rocketing from the ground in a jacknife position, his heel aimed for Skullomania's chin.

Skullo "All Man" Mania returns from where he's been eating thai food so Terry can ramble about Pachinko. "No." Skullo says simply, then flexing with great consternation and also constipation as his pink chiflame aura becomes orange and doubles in size!

COMBATSYS: Skullomania gathers his will.

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Terry            0/-------/=======|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2      Skullomania


Terry cocks his head as he sees Skullomania's chi flame start to roar. When his opponent appears to be concentrating on his inner power rather bum rushing him like a Psycho Skull Dude (SPD), Terry gets suspicious. "Hey... Skull-man... Uh..." He scratches his head, walking closer to him. "I've got a question to ask you..."

"ARE YOU OKAY?!" Terry's chi-nado explodes out of -nowhere-, at least twice as big as Skullomania's! His fist launches into motion, his entire arm exploding in shimmering red-white chi energy as he hammers a punch right into Skullomani's skull.

"BUSTER WOLFFFFFFFFF!" Awwwooooooooooo

Skullo "All Man" Mania says, "is that epic?"

COMBATSYS: Skullomania interrupts Buster Wolf+ from Terry with Skullo Dream.

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Terry            0/-------/-----==|


COMBATSYS: Skullomania can no longer fight.

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Terry            0/-------/-----==|


Skullo "All Man" Mania is not OKAY, he doesn't have much faculty to express this however as his tongue is displacing his teeth so hard is he being punched in the head. Bits of gray matter splatter out of the sides of the masked warrior's head and he looks rattled, barely even able to stand.

But he impassively stands there, waving his hands at Terry as if to bring even MORE to the table. Then...
Suddenly you ARE sitting at a table, the background is dark and murky, brilliant stars exploding across the suddenly black sky. A hot pot of tea is on the table, Skullomania is drinking his and one is there for Terry. They talk about fighting and this and that for a bit, then Skullomania suddenly performs a spinning drill kick through the table severing it in half. The impact results in a powdery blue explosion and then Skullo has Terry by the ankles, spinning rapidly until he let's go to launch Bogard like a nuclear missile into a tiny boxy refrigerator with some 'Used Car Salesman Guy's' work schedule on it.

So exhausted from the effort is Skullomania that he then emits a tiny sigh of exhasperation and collapses rightly.

Terry snaps awake after his nightmare battle with Skullomania, tucked tightly into his cot at the YMCA. His hat is hanging on the peg behind him, and some homeless guy snores loudly in the other bunk in he room. "Man... Woah..." He mutters, sitting up, revealing his super chiseled Aryan hobo body. "Was all that a dream?" He pulls down his covers, revealing that he is wearing skull-pelvis designed black boxer-briefs. "AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH!" He screams so loud that the Hobo has a heart attack.

Log created on 19:55:56 11/20/2008 by Skullomania, and last modified on 13:24:45 11/23/2008.