Description: In a Neo League fight at the Great Wall of China, watch as Choi doesn't sexually harass a 14 year girl, Mignon master the art of KITTY, and both enter an epic battle of really slow attacks. (Winner: Choi)
The great wall of China!
What's so great about it you ask? IT'S HUUUUUUUUUUGE! Mignon is currently bounding about it, bouncing in every step as she heads down the length of the GIGANTIC WALL. "Oopsie daisy~ Skippitty hoppity!" She cries as little sparkles fly after her, the girl in all of her pink clothing, tight black show pants and show vest, pink bun hair and gloves and space boots.. with large baubles about them.
Yes. Pink Baubles.
Skipping along, she finally comes to a stop, the Neo League members making it CLEAR to where she needs to be. There's a square on the ground, pink. It reads.. 'Mignon goes here'.
And that is where Mignon goes.
"YAY!" Mignon cries out, cheering. "Mignon has made it! She is halfway to where she needs to be!" She adds, "And now.. all she needs is to practice her magical arts against whoever Mignon has to fight!" She notes. And nodding, Mignon looks around. Wait, who is this 'Choi' person? Mignon doesn't really know. "HMMM. So Mignon just waits right here? OKAY! Mignon is good at waiting!"
She's now busy pawing the air, practicing her KITTY style.
"Mew!"
China. A really big growth on bad Korea's backside. Like most growths, it had a pretty nasty sign of scar tissue. To Choi, that was this work of masonry (at least according to Civilization). The midget was here for another Neo League fight. His streak wasn't that great so far. His last fight was against a gynoid from NESTs. And that turned VERY ugly. And then there was that fight with the French girl that DIDN'T happen, thanks to a certain CHAE LIM going Kim on the midget's smooth rounded buttocks. But now, he was against a new foe. A... strange foe.
The Korean's claws were already in place. Hat, loaded with all the necessary adult material. And gi was cleaned and washed with fabric softener. And the shades... well, Choi never took them off, so that didn't matter. He too was on a spot marked for him, though he was a lot less... bouncy.
Bouncy was the right word. The midget was caught between being perverted and totally frightened. The last time he saw something this perky was Jhun. And when someone reminds Choi of Jhun, that was usually a bad thing. Worse, the cuteness was now mixing with the Jhunness. The little man shudder violently when the kitty pawing.
Sex Kitten Jhun. NOT a good mental image.
Looking away from Mignon, he covered his eyes with his right hand. "Look, could you... Toots, could you turn down the sunshine? Seriously, you are kinda making me sick from all the sweet." Removing his hand, he sticks out a single claw. The little man opens his mouth wide and points right down his through, making a loud gagging noise. Shutting his trap, he looks back over at the NL official overseeing the fight. "Could you do something? Please? I don't want to throw up."
Sticking out her tongue, Mignon pawed in the air. "NYAAAAAHhhhhhhahahah!" She starts laughing at the end, nearly bowling over, before she wipes a tear from her eye. "Mignon is just joking around, come on! .. Actually, Mignon is REALLY trying to develop a kitty style! You just watch, some day!" She notes, nodding, happily bobbing back and forth, bouncing a bit as well.
"Huh? Turn .. down the sunshine? But Mignon LIKES sunshine because it makes the bad storms go away and bring the nice happy bright sun in a cheery day that all can leap and skip and play in and they we could all go on a picnic and then swim and then we can cook marshmellows over open fires and and YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! GO SUN!" She leaps up and down, flailing her arms like she's cheering, smiling to Choi all the while.
That clearly explained it all. "OKAY! Mignon thinks she is REAAAADY! So whenever we can start Mignon is AOK with it but be warned because YOU mister are fighting a TRAINED WITCH!" She notes, spinning once. "TADAAAH!"
Putting her hands to her mouth, Mignon goes on. "CHHHH-" Announcer voice. "Can Mignon defeat the dastardly devilish claws of this fighter? Or will the young witch end up carved!? You'll have to watch! THIS TIME ON NEO LEAAAGUE!" Stopping, Mignon peers, taking a step forwards.
Sense. She finally makes it. "Oh my .. those are sharp."
Choi covers his mouth. It was like if the Spice Girls were distilled into a vat of Ecstasy. She wasn't just sweet. She was too sweet. He could feel the pit of his stomach turning into rancid wine. Worse yet, she said she was a witch. The little man had fought a witch before. Naerose. Dear lord, was this another Naerose. More bile poured up his throat. Yet, he swallowed it down when the announcer steps in.
Finally. Everyone was ready to fight. Gingerly removing his clawed hand from his face, he began to look less and less green. The Korean took a long breath in, and then out. "Okay. I hope you are ready little...."
How OLD was this girl?
Seriously, she was more developed than Chae Lim.
"...girl." Spreading his claws wide around him, the little man ducks low towards the ground. The already little man became even littler. He charged, picking up an awesomely level of speed. The wind picks up over the wall, joining the midget as he leapt through the air. Tucking into a tight ball, he attempted to bowl over the little girl like an acrobat, rolling up her to move into an aerial game.
COMBATSYS: Choi has started a fight here.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Mignon has joined the fight here.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Mignon
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Mignon with Hien Zan.
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Choi 0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0 Mignon
As Choi barrels into Mignon, she's not ready for it! The man is way too fast for Mignon to simply slide out of the way, and as she tried to dive to the side, Mignon gets struck by he little man, tossing Mignon against the ground as he bowls her over. "AIEEE!" She cries out, flailing, obviously not ready! But she tries! Oh how she tries.
Crashing backwards, Mignon flips back to her feet as she gets up, shaking herself off, before pointing at Choi. "Nice shot! BUT MIGNON REFUSES TO GIVE UP!" She adds, "Because it's just beginning YEP! So here comes MIGHTY MIGNON! WEEEEEEEEEEE!"
And suddenly, Mignon is beginning to 'roll' after Choi. This man, Mignon thinks. She's not sure WHAT to think! He just doesn't like her sweetness, but Mignon is immune to anti-sugar. She's reacted to it well enough, after all! "ALRIGHTY HERE SHE GOES!"
Like some kind of wheel of pink, Mignon barrels, cartwheeling towards Choi, attempting to slam herself into the small man, body and legs leading with power and grace! .. NAAAAH. It's a cartwheel.
"WATCH OUT!"
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Mignon's One Revolution.
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Choi 0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0 Mignon
Choi's rolling strike catches Mignon, and launches him high into the air. Stilling rolling, he arcs through the air, and land on the ground... in a roll. Rolling, he keeps speeding along the ground. Mignon's cartwheel charges after him, but the midget is just too fast, too graceful, too... rollish. He whips around the cotton candy girl, keeping things blazing fast.
From the depths of the bitter little pill, a high pitched cackle erupted. "KYA HA HA. Keep up, sunshine! Keep up!" The little roly poly kept the speed up, whirling around the good witch. And then, he finally breaks from the roll- and for good reasons. He was getting funny blisters from the bowling. And from the unroll... came a front-flip. A front flip kick, to be precise. Flipping forward face first, his heel comes all the way around to try and plant a rapid kick right into the back of Mignon.
How cruel.
COMBATSYS: Mignon blocks Choi's Toorima Geri.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0 Mignon
Oh she can't believe the nerve of that man. CAN'T BELIEVE IT. The rolling stops, and Mignon stands up, a bit woozy.
Seriously, after all that! GAWRSH! "AIEEE SLOW DOWN!" Mignon flails, hopelessly, as Choi continues to evade her grasps. And then as he breaks from the roll, flipping into a front kick, a rapid strike, over and over, to her back.. Mignon is NOT going to let that happen, for real!
And around she flips, turning to face Choi, before arms come up, being kick kick kicked! And how. Mignon is kicked backwards and away.. and her arms feel like putty! "Owiiie ow .. This is starting to hurt so .... DIVINE WIND SPIRIT!"
She spins. And towards Choi, a spiralling mass of wind begins to head outwards, to put the HURT on him!
Or at least give him a breeze. The witch wasn't going to give up! Nope! Noooope!
Aww.
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Mignon's Windstorm.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0 Mignon
Choi's back plants didn't make their point. But Mignon got to enjoy her arms to turn into tasty pudding. However, her pleas are only scoffed at. "Slow down? KYAA HEE HEE H-uh?"
As the little man staggered about from all his spinning, the girl was drawing in a whirlwind. A nasty whirlwind. The midget drunkenly steps back, bringing his arms up. The storm was dragging him in as it expanded. Choi decided to have none of that.
He backflips, the backrolls. Roll, roll, roll. And with a rapid footplant, he hits the parapet of the Great Wall. With a hoot, he launches himself off the parapet right back on his feet. As Mignon's windstorm began to die down... he began to bring one of his own!
Spinning like a Mignon, he flattened his claws out. Drawing in some of the energy that Mignon had summoned, the little midget made his own little whirlwind. A lot smaller than Mignon's, the most significant difference was the combination of razor sharp claws... and the fact that the storm carried Choi along straight for the little girl.
Watch your hair, Mignon!
COMBATSYS: Mignon fails to reflect Tatsumaki Shippuu Zan from Choi with Water Shield.
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Choi 0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\0 Mignon
Mignon's not having much luck. In the end, Mignon's avoided.. and then Choi is spinning! And then Mignon is attempting to get away but instead thinks she might be able to stop the spinning whirlwind but instead NO.
Mignon, however, tries. "WATER UP!" But no. It doesn't work. The energy and claws cut through the defensive action, Mignon staggering backwards in the end, before clattering against the ground of the Wall of China.
It's really getting hard to keep a smile, or stay upbeat, when you really can't DO anything to your opponent.
"Maybe Mignon should give up .. maybe Ninon is right..." Mignon things for a second.
Of course, Mignon WILL rebound. Right? "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MIGNON CAN'T GIVE UP OR HER SISTER WINS.
A sister? Hey, if you lose this fight, you might as well give her number and home address to Choi. Choi is commonly used as the perfect prank and ice breaker. Just imagine your sister's surprise when Choi is found hiding under her bed!
Actually, she might kill you.
Seriously.
The little man rends into Mignon's body, tearing violently into the little girl. Because that is what you do with children! Or at least preteens. He finally breaks from the spin, hopping a bit as he gets his balance again. Sweat was forming on his brow. Hoo! He was getting tired. All that rolling and spinning was getting to him. Walking a bit away from Mignon, he suddenly snickers at her loss of spirit.
"Heh. Well, looks like I'm going to have to win for her."
He blindly swings his claw behind him, attempting a rather lazy strike against the little girl where she might be getting up.
Looks like the midget was getting cocky.
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Mignon with Quick Strike.
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Choi 0/-------/-----==|=======\=------\1 Mignon
Actually Ninon has said numerous times she wouldn't mind seeing Mignon dead.
It might not be too far off.
But as Choi gets all cocky, Mignon can't do much, her spirit broken! And the lazy strike, the claw swinging into Mignon, strikes pretty badly. It slashes into her, and Mignon staggers backwards, struck, bleeding.
She doesn't like this suddenly.
"Mignon doesn't want to keep fighting .. she's tried and not having fun .. ah ... well Maybe SHE CAN JUST TRY THIS!. NYAAAAAAAAAAAAH CAT STRIKE!" Mignon suddenly runs towards Choi, flailing randomly, not even really AIMING. She's just trying to STRIKE the guy now!
WHAT IS THIS STRATEGY.
Because Mignon lacks /ANY/ right now.
COMBATSYS: Mignon successfully hits Choi with Strong Punch.
- Power hit! -
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Choi 0/-------/--=====|=======\=------\1 Mignon
She doesn't want to keep fighting? The little man chuckles, drawing his blades back. Observing the claws, he shakes his head. "I guess you learned the hard truth about the Neo Leagues, toots. This is where hardball is-"
Choi is cutoff by the furious CAT ATTACK.
CAT ATTACK.
The midget falls to the ground, the back of his head bleeding from the magic wand's impact. He is cursing a regular blue streak... whoa. He just went into RED STREAK territory. Howling in rage, he springs up, claws high in the air. With a great grunt, he swings both claws down at Mignon, attempting to rip her a new one.
COMBATSYS: Mignon dodges Choi's Power Strike.
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Choi 0/-------/--=====|=======\=------\1 Mignon
As Choi is ATTACKED BY CAT, Mignon flailing randomly with her baubles and hands and everything, before Choi springs up, claws in the air, before he swings them down towards her, attempting to RIP HER OPEN. Yet Mignon refuses because the more you want her dead, the stronger Mignon seems to become. It's not hard to believe because Mignon FALLS BACKWARDS on her rear, as Choi flies upwards, Mignon thereby avoiding the assault by PURE. STUPID. LUCK.
Don't you love that?
"OKAAAAY. Mignon is .. going to have to keep this up then! Mignon didn't get stabbed.. good start Mignon now Mignon all we need to do .. is yank that guy from the air! YEAAAAAAAAH! MIGNON KITTY TWISTER!"
And leaping into the air, Mignon tries to grasp Choi, pull him into the ground, and then SPIN SPIN SPIN before launching him. "NYAAAAAAAAAAAAO!"
It's a long shot.
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Mignon's Strong Throw.
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Choi 0/-------/--=====|=======\=------\1 Mignon
Choi's claws sent up sparks as they hit the ground, just short of Mignon. The midget sighed, the rage of the sneak(?) attack leaving him. "Stupid girl! Just give it up!" He snarls, bringing his claws back up as he returned to his hunched over stalker stance. But then, the girl unleashed... another cat attack?
The little man hoots, ducking under her arms. "Too slow, brat!" The dwarf catcalls, cackling as he snuck around to Mignon's flank.
That can't be good.
And then, he jumps up in the air, spinning his body around to let loose a trio of powerful roundhouse kicks, each one to hit at each level as he fell to the ground.
How cruel!
COMBATSYS: Mignon fails to interrupt Heavy Kick from Choi with Random Weapon.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|=======\=====--\1 Mignon
Mignon's panicking, and in the end, as Choi comes towards her, Mignon attempts to grab the rock ledge of the Great Wall of China, and swing around a huge chunk. IT WORKED WHEN GEESE DID IT SHE CAN TRY TOO.
She's too slow, truly, as she gets it up, she's knocked over by Choi, and ends up falling back on her rear, hurt and everything. "Oowwww...." Mignon responds, not doing too well. Is this the end of Mignon!?
Well, maybe Geese hurt something after all.. Mignon will never be the same! But up Mignon goes.
AND PREPARES TO LENGTHEN THE BATTLE. "Mignon needs a pick Mignon up! DEFINITELY!"
Pick up? That wasn't a problem
The little man didn't have much trouble with the three kicks, and immediately bounces back on the landing. But this wasn't over. Oh no. When he bounces back, he puts a little twist on it. A little spin. Or a lot of spin. Flattened out like a sausage, he began to whirl through the air like a sausage. A type of sausage drill. Claws pointed straight out, he was charging her at point blank. A risky extension, yes. But with the high cost came a high gain. Mignon wanted to take a Mignon break.
Choi wasn't going to let her.
COMBATSYS: Mignon blocks Choi's Houkou Tenkan.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|=======\======-\1 Mignon
As Choi begins to drill towards Mignon, Mignon wanted a break! So her arms come upwards, and just them, WHAM, Mignon's in trouble! The spinning drill of Choi is troublesome, but Mignon knows JUST what to do, and in this case, it involves pushing the smaller man away as she backs up.. and then begins to glow!
"Mignon needs to feel better! SOoo wait RIGHT there!" She cries, before turning around, and sparkles FLY.
"MAGICAL HEALING!"
ANd then spinning around, Mignon smiles. "ALllllllllllllll BETTER!" She pipes up.
And she plans to do this until she feels /all better/.
Wounds begin to heal up, tie together, and stop bleeding. MAGICAL>
The little man drills into Mignon's... arms. Claws ripping into her little arms, Choi's assault is rebuffed. And the man falls back on the ground, shaking his arms free. And Mignon... spins again.
Right round.
Like a record baby.
The Korean stares at her, visibly confused. This was VERY confusing for the midget, as a pink-haired ball of cotton candy and magical unicorn poop was whirling around singing 'ALL BETTER.'
It was like some sort of horrible nightmare.
But after a short bit, he notices something. All the fresh cuts he ripped open... were sealing up. She was somehow... recovering! The midget panics, realizing that you should NEVER let a White Mage heal herself (or himself. I considered the first Final Fantasy to have a male White Mage.).
With a hoot, he drives his claws in the ground by him as he shoots out a rapid kick, attempting to knock the heal right out from her.
COMBATSYS: Mignon successfully hits Mignon with Magical Healing.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0 Mignon
COMBATSYS: Mignon dodges Choi's Light Kick.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0 Mignon
As Choi stares, confused, Mignon twirls happily, smiling back at Choi. And meanwhile Choi does not LIKE this healing sensation, and meanwhile, Mignon is busily kicking off the ground, due to the heal, and launching away from Choi. It's a really odd thing, that this works, she thinks. Maybe the MAGIC allowed her too.
Oh yes! It HAS to be the magic.
And smiling to Choi, Mignon beams. "OKAY! Mignon is all better, so shbe'll be happy to keep fighting now. Maybe if Mignon does EVEN BETTER she can make this last EVEN LONGER! Then we can keep playing, okay-daokie smokey?" She laughs at it, "Oh Mignon can't say that without laughing.. but you're a little odd man aren't you? Mignon's surprised she never saw someone like you before! She's sure there were alot of fast fighters but Mignon just has NOT ever seen someone like you! Buuut OPPP-SIE-DAISY!"
Her words finally stop as she runs towards Choi, flipping off the ground before lancing her legs towards Choi, aiming to strike strike STRIKE, slam him into the ground with the stomp, and then kick kick KICK him off the ground, rebounding over and over.
It's a bit of an odd one.
WHERE CHOI GETS DEFOLIATED.
COMBATSYS: Choi blocks Mignon's Defoliation.
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Choi 1/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 Mignon
Choi's poke failed. He just stares at the girl rising up in the air... and returning almost as good as new. Almost. The midget didn't think she was ALL the way together. That would be just unfair.
No, Choi was too much in awe. He was thinking this was giong to be an easy fight. But now, he was up against some strange witchy healer witch. Who was ditzy as all get out. Her speech is just given a dull nod, his head rocking up and down. He slowly brings his arms up, wary that she might do something dangerous... and more witchy. Which she does!
The series of kicks are met by Choi's arms, who chooses to block the furious strikes instead of doing another dodge. He strains under the fury, but growls as he goes to his knees.
Suddenly, on the last stomp, he pushes back. Claws and fingers out, he attempts to snatch Mignon's leg, and hurl her down to the ground. If he managed to do that, he would attempt a pin. If successful... well...
It would be trouble for Mignon.
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Mignon with Quick Throw.
? Strange Hit! ?
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Choi 1/-------/=======|=======\-------\1 Mignon
As Choi snags Mignon's leg, hurling her onto the ground, Mignon's able to roll back somehow! The woman kicks backwards, and Mignon, while capable of doing the very same thing again, just doesn't seem interested in once again bringing a heal to bear.
She's tired, she's hurt, and Choi doesn't seem to be. Math makes it pretty obvious on her course of action. Heck math isn't even needed. It's all logic! And cookies. Mmm cookies. But the sugary girl launches upwards, after her leg is grabbed and Mignon is thrown to a ground.. but the pin is weird. And Mignon doesn't like it.
Evidenced by the OH SNAP MIGNON IS SUDDENLY GRASPING CHOI.
"FIRE!" She calls out, aiming to launch Choi into the air with the force of the blast, and AWAY! It's a fireball, alright, in every shape form and objectifying gaze! "BAMF!"
It might not go so well.. but she can try!
COMBATSYS: Choi parries Mignon's Fire Ball!
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Choi 1/------=/=======|=======\-------\0 Mignon
Choi? Tired? Perish the thought. Choi always kept a reserve. It was part of the reason why he was so agile. He always knew how to pace himself so he didn't overextend himself. Besides, if he got hit, it would be curtains.
CURTAINS.
The midget throws himself on Mignon, attempting to mount her. His attempt at a pin fails, sadly, by the agility of Mignon... And her grabbiness as she snatches the dwarf. But she was getting tired. He could sense it. It was just something he could sense. Sensing girls was a talent of his! He could almost read their minds!
Their body language, however, he had to apply Braille to.
Choi hears the word "FIRE", and reacts quickly. VERY quickly. He flips his wrist around, knocking free of Mignon's grip. And with that, he hurls himself backwards, keeping his legs gripped on her body. The Fireball launches over him, and he sneers.
When he brings himself back up, he doesn't lose momentum. He just starts stabbing at her. Stabbing like crazy. Raking, slapping, clawing, he was letting loose everything he had.
Mignon was in serious trouble now.
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Mignon with Hou'ou Kyaku EX.
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Choi 0/-------/------=|======-\-------\0 Mignon
COMBATSYS: Mignon takes no action.
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COMBATSYS: Mignon can no longer fight.
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As Choi Launches towards Mignon, stabbing like crazy, raking, etc. He keeps going, Mignon meanwhile is unable to stop the assault. She couldn't. It was impossible. So Mignon, as hard as she tries, attempts to simply pull herself away. It doesn't work. "Ow ow ow..." She cries finally, before she rolls to the side, just trying to go and lay away from Choi.
She's defeated, that's for sure, but there's not much she can do to stop the assault. She's tried.
Falling backwards, Mignon doesn't stay awake for much longer, however, and then crashes afterwards.
Geese totally lied to her, it's obvious! That man really doesn't know his stuff. That is for sure! But still, Mignon is out of it, and tired. And just wants to sleep.
Which is not surprisingly what she does.
Choi's blood frenzy was too much. The Korean got the little girl in a pin, and he wasn't going to let her go. Each time she tries to get away... only fuels his fury. He rends and rends and rends, until at least, she gets away.
And Choi... Choi stands up, and stares. He unleashes a suddenly Dan-Like flex, and hoots a battle hoot of victory.
"KYAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!"
Log created on 19:23:33 10/10/2008 by Choi, and last modified on 03:17:49 10/12/2008.