Neo League 751 - #765: Naerose vs Spider

Description: Spider invites Naerose to a fight on a sports bar in attempts to end her once and for all. His plan? Push her over the edge of the roof. Her plan? Not get pushed over the edge of the roof. Also, Yuu wasn't there, Naerose ust Fails. (Winner:Naerose)



Today on the roof of the Shanghai Sports Bar, a Neo League fight is going down! Spectators are gathered in a circle on the roof, the center cleared out for the fighters. This is a dangerous spot for a bout - someone could get hurt! And that's what the Spider is hoping for. Having gotten the all too irritating Naerose to agree to a fight, the Spider is preparing to tear her apart in response to her sending a video of a murder to the police!

Naerose was totally unaware of the intent to see her fall off the building. When the challenge was issued she didn't exactly know what she was doing that day. She had gotten a pre-approved credit card in the mail at the same time and just sent both that and the acceptance together. Thinking she was going to get more magic free money, she came to the roof to her surprise saw a sign that read : Neo League. Now to Naerose' these signs must be corrected. So she walks over, pulls a red crayon out of her hat and corrects it to read : Naeo League. If ever Naerose wins a season of Neo League she hopes they'll rename it to Naeo League in her honor. Well.. A girl can have dreams. then she sees Spider.

"Err.. arn't you ..." She begins and scratches her head, fixes her shades, then realizes what she just walked into.

"Aw dang."

COMBATSYS: Naerose has joined the fight here.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|=======\-------\0              Yuu


The Spider steps out from the crowd, smoking a cigarette and wearing his mirrored aviator sunglasses. "You." He tosses his cigarette away as he steps out into the fight circle. "It's time for some payback, you snotnosed bitch." He swings his arm out, attempting to grab her by the wrist, then wrench her arm around and spin her to the ground with a spiral on his part.

COMBATSYS: Spider has joined the fight here.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Spider's Hymn of Solomon.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The attack was so shocking like SHOCKINGU that Naerose has her wrist grabbed and is totally like, "Leggo!" and then tries to yank her wrist in the opposite direction. This results in a bit of a twist, a wince and finally her getting back a few paces. One might ask if Spider wanted to hurt her this bad, why use this venue? Probably because Naerose was hardly on the grid, she lived in a box often times in a different alley or where ever else she could put up. So this might be the only way to reach her, somehow though credit card companies can still seem to find her somehow.

"Gimme some space!" cries Naerose and tries to shove Spider back roughly.

COMBATSYS: Spider counters Quick Throw from Naerose with Star of Zion.

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Naerose          0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The Spider is relentless in his anger, immediately lashing out for Naerose with a quick shot to the sternum, right at the base where it meets the diaphram. "None for you," he hisses through his teeth, the crowd seperating as Naerose is pushed toward the edge of the roof. The Spider grins at her, a rare thing from the Israeli assassin. It's a dark, feral thing, laden with bloodlust.

Do you know what you do when you mess with a bird? Well we'll get back to that later, when you mess with a red witch she shrieks and shriek Naerose does,
"Hey, ouch ouch ouch." She winces and nearly stumbles, but somehow, keeps her footing,
"Wait lets be friends!" Naerose says but finds herself being forced further back." Things were looking bad for a certain red witch.
"Err.. gimme space!" she cries, looking at the edge. Finally she gives up on that and just tries to take Spider off his feet with a sweep of her broom.

"Stoppit!" she exclaims.

COMBATSYS: Spider blocks Naerose's Clean Sweep.

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Naerose          0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The Spider kicks his leg out to the side, impacting into the broom and knocking it away. He reaches out with his hand quickly, attempting to grasp Naerose's throat. "Your death...Is inevitable." If he gets a grasp, he then squeezes, very hard, with his iron grip.

COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Spider's Quick Throw.

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Naerose          0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


To avoid being ... or getting the squeeze, Naerose tries to get past the initial grab and then tries to get one of her own, using a thin silvery thread from her broom, apparently hidden in there, she rushes past to try and get away from Spider and wrap it around her neck before pulling. It would n't have the strength to choker, instead she just sends a jolt of chi through it like plugging the thread into a outlet. Oh all the random ways her powers seem to work.

"You're persistent !" Naerose states the obvious.

COMBATSYS: Spider counters Threads of Fate from Naerose with Star of Zion.
- Power hit! -

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Naerose          0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The Spider pulls his hand back before the threads can grasp it, as his left hand jolts out with a powerful punch to the sternum, this time a bit higher. "You'll pay for messing with me, /Nae Nae/," the Spider hisses. "You're a wart that I'm going to have removed."

Ouch, Naerose gets shut down and staggers back, holding a hand to her cheset and then looking baffled at her opponent. A little hurt too, I mean it hurt right? Getting hit hurts, so the witch does the only thing you can do in this situation, she reaches for her hat, pulls out a can of Jolt that has already been opened and downs it. Actually the contents are jolt, red bull.. any other energy drink she could get, mixed in a black cauldron and then ... well the effeect is pretty obviously. Naerose is totally wired from that point on, lifts her broom and goes for a simple thawp toward the head.

COMBATSYS: Spider blocks Naerose's Medium Strike.

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Naerose          0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The Spider raises his forearm and blocks the blow, his arm wrapping around the broom. He pulls at it to get Naerose closer, before his right hand jerks out with a punch to the jaw. "Eat this," he hisses, delivering a quick bump to the face.

COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Spider's Quick Punch.

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|====---\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


"What food?" exclaims Naerose before learning that no, it isn't food, just a fist and she's totally like "Noway! I'mnoteating that!" and she ducks down a bit and instead takes the hit on her shoulder, you know, one to grow on.
"Ouch." exclaims Naerose and winces a bit, then considers her opponent, the guy is really out to get her and then, with a sort of random thought just flails her broom at his neck.

"Err.. Don't hurt me!" she exclaims while flailing wildly. Just try and anticipate this!

COMBATSYS: Spider dodges Naerose's Random Strike.

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Naerose          0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The Spider ducks under the broom, and smirks at Naerose. "You're really not very good at this, are you?" he says through a sneer. He lashes out with his finger tips, his arm jerking out with a strike aimed at Naerose's throat.

COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Spider's Hand of Samael.

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Naerose          0/-------/-======|=====--\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


Once again Naerose is certain she doesn't want any of that, so she goes low, trying to get under the attack, fixes her shades and ignores the insult and by ignores we mrean responds with an
"Am not!" then tries to kick Spider in the shin with the heel of her boot. It's the best she can do, given the situation because he's coming at her preetty fierce he wants blood, she in turn wants, well who knows, free food? Attention? Friends? The Neo League organizers probably wish she'd just go away, they might even agree with Spider on his wishes to see her fall off the side of the bar, unfortunately they can only film what goes on and groan, groan at her antics, the mess she makes and the general way in which she makes a mockery of professional anything. Except maybe professional failures, if such a thing exists.

COMBATSYS: Spider blocks Naerose's Light Kick.

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|======-\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The Spider raises his arm, and catches Naerose's foot in his hand. He pushes her away, and then removes his sunglasses. He slips them away in the pocket of his brown bomber jacket, and his hands ball into fists. You're in trouble now, Naerose.

COMBATSYS: Spider gains composure.

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|====---\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


Spider is... Naerose just sort of stares, tries to get a fix on her opponent, reaches down, picks up the can she just drained of the energy drinks and then crunches it into her hands, really solid until it is pretty solid, rolls it a few times until it is like a stone, heavy hard and well.. She chucks it at Spider and says,
"Maybe he's ahh, I dunno.. giving up?" Not like he's stopped moving, but he's looking like pretty serious and relenting in his relentless assault. It's a good thing, right?

COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Spider with Thrown Object.
-**- LUNATIC HIT!! -**-

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|=======\-------\1           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The Spider gets hit directly between the eyes by the ball of metal, his head snapping backwards. He lets out a deep growl as he stalks forward, resuming his offensive. He turns to the side and kicks at Naerose's stomach, then at her chin, with a double kick. He's looking a bit winded from the battle.

COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Spider's Light Kick.

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|=======\-------\1           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


Well after a hit like that spider is probably slowed down pretety significantly. Naerose has no problem well turning tail and running, but that is only after holding up her hand and saying,
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hit you that hard!" Apparently apologizing doesn't help one bit, the witch has well and done it now. She bolts and manages to evade getting kicked, but finds herself on the edge to oblivion, "Uh oh.." the witch states and then turns to Spider,
"Stay back!" she exclaims and tries to poke him with her broom stick.

COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Spider with Weapon Jab.

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|=======\==-----\1           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The Spider growls as the broom pokes at his chest, and he reaches out to grab it. "It's time that you died," he hisses, attempting to wrench the broom to him to force Naerose into his arms. If this succeeds, he grabs her in a reverse headlock and brings the blade of his other hand down on her spine, right between the vertebrae.

COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Spider's Masechet.

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Naerose          1/-----==/=======|===----\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


Getting killed sounds unpleasant to Naerose who rolls her way out of the attack, before the blade can get her spine all cut in half. She gets wrenched though and that hurts and the sharp edge just cuts as she rolls from the grip, it isn't like she comes out unscathed, but she does come out well, less scathed than she could of. Gathering to her feet though is another story, another problem. Also since she's so close to the edge.

"Forget this, you're completely insane." Naerose states, holds out her palm, extends it and shouts

"En Criento!" and explodes a blast of energy at Spider.

COMBATSYS: Spider blocks Naerose's End Creation.

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Naerose          1/----===/=======|=====--\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The blast of energy strikes the Spider in his arms as he raises them, before thrashing them aside. He opens up with a pair of jabs from his fists, one aimed at Naerose head, the other aimed at her jaw. "You are endlessly irritating," he growls.

COMBATSYS: Spider successfully hits Naerose with Quick Punch.

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Naerose          1/---====/=======|=====--\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


It was clear that Naerose was going to fall after taking that last hit. she staggers and finds herself on the edge of the roof and then starts to realize what Spider is up to, or so she thinks. Her eyes widen behind her shades and she percieves spider as trying to knock her off the building into a trash can, causing haliarity and smell and, well it's better if she says it.

"You want to push me into that dumptser down there don't you and then when I emerge and everyone laughs I'd say like, 'I hate garbage!' just like back to the future. I see your plan, but there is a snag, I can- Omph." That's when she gets hit. Then she gets on her broom, nearly falling off the edge but jetting off the ground anyway, aparetny riding side saddle she has some failure to follow phyisics and gravity, rather than falling off the edge she shoots around toward Spider. %

"I can do this!"

Naerose tries to ram him in the air with th ebroom, making to carry Spider to the dumpster to dump him in before crashing into it herself. She really needs to learn to fly or something. She's great at crashing though.

COMBATSYS: Spider counters Aquila Charge from Naerose with Star of Zion.
- Power hit! -

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|======-\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


As Naerose comes barreling at the Spider on her broom, he sneers and steps backwards, dropping into a defensive posture. "Not this time," he hisses, and as Naerose rams at him, he lashes out with a powerful punch to the chest, knocking Naerose off her broom (and hopefully into the dumpster).

Not quite, she's off her broom, but she's not off the roof yet, hanging on the edge by one hand. Without her broom though Naerose looks way paniced.

"I should of taken things more seriously!" exclaims Naerose and then peers over the edge to the top of the roof where Spider still is. First thing she needs to do is climb back on, not that he's going to give her a chance to do that, but without her broom, she can't attack with much. She does have this though, her fingers sparkling a little while icey darts form and then she flings them at Spider to try and pepper his face.

"Sagitta Minor!" cries Naerose and uses the oppertunity to pull herself up and dart away.

COMBATSYS: Spider blocks Naerose's Sagitta Minor.

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The Spider strides forward, raising his arm and knocking the ice darts aside without much consideration. He steps up to the ledge and attempts to jam his foot down into Naerose's fingers, to force her to drop to the ground and into the dumpster. She's lucky she gets a dumpster to land in!

COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Spider's Light Kick.

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


Swging along on the roof, Naeose only just manages to getherslf up and pull over the edge, this time she's going to try to turn the tables and blast Spider off the roof, what she really needs is a lucky break. The witch adjusts her shades, peers over the tops at Spider and decides, this is that time, if there is one, then extends her palm, knots her brow and aims for just that hope, of a lucky break, giving another cry of
"En Criento!"
The blast is a familiar white explosion of destruction.

COMBATSYS: Spider endures Naerose's End Creation!

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Naerose          0/-------/-----==|=======\==-----\1           Spider
[             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Yuu              0/-------/=======|


The blast strikes the Spider in the chest, and he growls as he reaches for the extended hand. If he can get a grip, he locks his arm into Naerose's, and his leg lashes up, with a kick aimed for Naerose' shoulder and armpit. "Die," he hisses under his breath.

COMBATSYS: Spider can no longer fight.

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Naerose          0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\0              Yuu


COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Spider's Barak Zev.

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Naerose          0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\0              Yuu


The moment is instant as Naerose just sort of falls back, just managing to evade reach by the skin of her teeth, she can feel the fingers pass the fabric of her dress as she falls back, looking exhausted, but as she ends up sitting down on her backside, looking drained and without her broom, her primary weapon, the witch is relieved that there doesn't seem to be any further attacks.. Actually.

"Oh snap, I better get out of here before he wakes up!"

Log created on 13:29:09 09/17/2008 by Naerose, and last modified on 16:29:05 09/17/2008.