Description: Katana seeks ENLIGHTENMENT and strength .. IN THE SHIRANUI GIFTSHOP. What will happen!? Will he get what he came for, or will the MASSIVE BARGAINS get him instead!? AND WHAT COULD THE ENDING BE!? Stay tuned - This one only heats up!
The Shiranui Dojo is known far and wide, especially due to Mai Shiranui and her rather amazing capabilities.. and not just her assets! I mean they're probably rich with the tournament money she has won before, and all of that as well. But her skill is amazing!
Oh, and she's a real looker too.
AND THIS IS WHY THERE IS A CERTAIN TRUCK STOPPED OUTSIDE OF A CERTAIN DOJO. The Mad Gear SEMI-Truck is rather amazing. It's large. Incredibly large, and the front, the grill, and all of it is pure Japanese glory. With a bunch of hoodlums hanging out the windows and all of the like. They're hooting and hollering, but one among them is DIFFERENT. One of them is REGAL... One of them is FORCING HIS WAY INTO THE SHIRANUI DOJO. That shouldn't happen probably.
"Out of the way! I WISH TO SEE THIS STRENGTH that springs forth from Japan! I, THE SHOGUN OF MAD GEAR, knows more about what is to be Japanese than many .. and I REFUSE TO HAVE MY PROGRESS BE BLOCKED BY YOU!" He is yelling at a door. Was yelling at a door, because moments later, the heavily armored and armed warrior crashes into the wall, sending splinters and parts of door everywhere. "HAHAHAHA! Nothing shall stop me from TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT NOW! The Shogun shall learn the secrets of this female Japanese warrior.. and then TRULY RULE OVER METRO CITY!" He bellows, his muscles flexing as he saunters in, like some kind of Japanese ape. The mask covers his head, reflecting off the light, dark, black pits where the eyes should be. His sandals are scuffing the ground! SCUFF SCUFF. Mightily!
"... Is that!?" His vision centers in. It truly is. "IT IS!"
Pointing a jitte towards the prize... Katana makes note of .. the GIFT SHOP! "I am certain .. the secrets .. SHALL BE FOUND WITHIN!"
Of course, Security has been noted. There has, after all, been a break in.
Some sixteen-year-old girl who hates her job and her boyfriend and whose parents are making her work at the dojo gift shop to, quote, build character is the audience to Katana's arrival. She sits there, dumbstruck by what's just happened, dropping the magazine she was reading and kneeing the silent alarm button so hard that the bruise lasts a week.
The alarm doesn't go to the cops, though. Ninjas? They police their own. That's why Mai Shiranui, decked out in her trademark red ensemble, appears above Katana. That's right -- above him, hanging down with her ankles crossed over a horizontal support beam running just under the ceiling. "Sup," she says to the masked master of Mad Gear, nonchalantly. "You're gonna pay for the door, y'know."
The sixteen year old is obviously stunned by the amount of Japan and muscle that begins to move towards the Gift shop. It's a stunning combination, Katana knows, and it is certainly one that will NEVER be equaled in existence.. or forever. Amazing is a word that only lacks, as the man saunters forwards, weapons hanging in his Japan crusted hands, the spirits and ancients all by his side.
Or perhaps those are just his MASSIVE shoulderpads.
Either way, Mai Shiranui appears above. And then Katana looks up, only after she speaks. "Sup? SUP!?" Katana bellows, hands stretching outwards. "I, THE SHOGUN OF MAD GEAR, have come here in order to learn much about this style .. and I shall learn it and absorb the strength! THE RIGHTFUL STRENGTH OF JAPAN! With it I shall be un-defeatable." He states, matter-of-factly.
And he saunters forwards, before she speaks again. "I, Katana of Mad Gear .. pay for nothing .. that your door is splintered by my actions .. should be an honor, as I SHALL ONE DAY be FAR BEYOND THIS STRENGTH!" He turns.. and then looks at Mai again. "That and the Shogun tried knocking first, but had no answer... so he simply let himself in, like all of Japan!"
Clearly, Mai is dealing with a crazy.
Mai drops from the ceiling, righting herself and landing on her feet. "What? Oh my god, you're high," she says, leaning in close to try and stare into the eyes of Katana's mask. "You are so totally high. Why would you come to a dojo when you're stoned? There are way cooler things to do, like that field near the airport, or the laser show at the planetarium, or going to a movie that wouldn't /really/ be funny otherwise." She clucks her tongue disapprovingly and turns, sashaying away from the shogun of Mad Gear.
"Sorry, we're a dojo. We don't sell, like, cookies or cakes or anything. I mean, I guess you could turn this collectible bobblehead into a pipe, but it'd wobble around so much that what's the point, really?" She flicks one of the Shiranui bobbleheads.
!!!!
THIS IS A GRAVE DISHONOR. And Katana is very bad with being dishonored. As Mai leans in, the Shogun is silent save for a grumbling noise as she tries to explain his ways and his many odd personality bits with 'high'. Katana ... truly.. has never TOUCHED any drugs. Hard to believe perhaps, but he believes his body has to be pure .. so such substances shall NEVER DISGRACE HIM!
"AHAHAHAH!" Katana begins to bellow, laughing. Mai's words cause him to explode into uprorious laughter, nearly doubling over before he gains control of himself. "You fool.. I AM KATANA, leader of the MAD GEAR GANG. You must have heard of me from Metro City... I AM THE LEADER THAT PLAGUES THE STREETS THE MIGHTY MIKE HAGGAR HAS TREAD UPON!" He raises a foot up, hands stretching out, initiating a 'crane' stance.
"BOKO NO DOKO TA CHI AGANAY!" He cries towards Mai, flapping his arms before landing forwards and pointing both weapons towards her this time. "You ... do not understand, Mai Shiranui .. I have come into your Dojo to learn your technique.. and THUS TO USE IT UPON THOSE WHO WOULD RESIST MY MIGHT!"
He finally silences, a single jitte pointing at the woman, before he grabs a bobble head.. and then tosses it to the side. "I .. NEED not such things like these .... I require something far more important!"
COMBATSYS: Mai has started a fight here.
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Mai 0/-------/-------|
"Hey! You're paying for that too!" Mai points at a sign that shows a little cartoon :3-faced drawing of what looks suspiciously like Yuri being a huge klutz and knocking a display over, with the multilingual text: 'YOU BREAK IT - YOU BOUGHT IT.' "Now, listen, if you want to sign up for the dojo's tryouts, they're in a month or two, but I really have to, like, insist that you sign up during the appropriate hours, and I'm not gonna lie, man, this little display is not telling me that you are cut out for ninjitsu."
Mai strolls over to a full length mirror near the t-shirt racks and checks herself out in it, making sure her costume is properly semi-decent. "I mean, you're just being loud, and stompy, and this is really about stealth, you know? Dirty tricks, cunning tactics, using your surroundings against your opponents..." Wait, what's Mai been doing with her hands? "You know, sort of like... THIS!" Mai leaps, springboarding off of the wall to flip in the air and face Katana, using nunchuks made out of two t-shirts tied to connect a pair of novelty 'authentic ninja walkie talkies.' "Now," she says, whirling the nunchucks, "are you leaving, or am I hurting you?"
COMBATSYS: Katana has joined the fight here.
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Katana 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Mai
As Mai points to the sign, Katana's eyes drift over, the black holes showing no sign of him actually moving his eyes, but darn, Katana REALLY IS. Really. What comes next however is Mai's downright refusal to take his service. "So you say I must pay for the merchandise..." He says, lightly, looking towards Mai as she performs her rather interesting tactics.. involving cunning amounts of nunchucks of odds and ends.
"But I am quite interested in learning .. because you are talking to the SHOGUN! A master of dirty tricks! AND THE CUNNING OF THE SHOGUN IS WORLD REKNOWED!" Hahahahhaahahaahaha. But seriously, Katana says it .. seriously.
"About the payment earlier." The shogun states, walking a bit to the side of the shop. His sandalfalls are quiet, his bulk gliding about shop.
And then .. noise. "I shall pay ..... WITH MY STRENGTH! AND YOU SHALL ACCEPT EVERYTHING.. AND KEEP THE CHANGE!" The shogun is clever too, see?
And breaking into a dash, the Shogun begins .. the TRADEMARK ASSAULT. "DOKO NO BANA KAI TEN CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" The jitte are brought forwards as Katana attempts to crash into Mai, jitte first, and drive her against the register.. and the desk .. AND THE MERCHANDISE!
Cha-ching.
COMBATSYS: Katana successfully hits Mai with Fierce Strike.
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Katana 0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0 Mai
Mai leaps into the attack, nunchucks whipping around dangerously and recklessly, but the problem with leaping into the attack is that she /leaps into the attack/. "Ungh!" she grunts as her spine meets the edge of the desk pretty uncomfortably. The register topples off the counter and the teen working the desk leaps away screaming. "Oh my god go away! Get out of here!" Mai yelps. "If you screw up this fight it's coming out of your pay!"
The girl runs, and Mai slowly climbs to her feet. "You're fast," she notes, "but speed and strength aren't the only things a ninja can rely on." She's facing away from Katana, doubled over, as if wheezing in pain. And then, without a smart remark or a warning, she's got the cash register up and she just plain /hucks/ it at Katana's head. "Sometimes a little cash helps too!"
COMBATSYS: Mai successfully hits Katana with Thrown Object.
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Katana 0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0 Mai
As Mai is horribly struck against the side of the desk, Katana attempts to continue the fight... ESPECIALLY as Mai slowly climbs to her feet, what with Katana falling back after the assault. "Hahahha! What could be better than SPEED and strength!?" The Shogun notes, the jitte held back upwards. "I believe ... That the shogun is well versed in combat, little girl, and that-" Remember those assets?
BAM. Katana's struck in the MASK with those assets, his mask growing a dent from the cash register slamming into it! And the Shogun staggers backwards, flailing a bit as he does.. those massive assets, purchases paid to Mai ... LIKE DREAMS!
But Katana's currently crashing backwards yet. He does not roll, yet he finally stops against the side of the Giftshop.
"Let the Shogun educate you of his STRENGTH!" And currently the sandals move, much with Katana, the warrior sliding across the floor towards Mai, jitte's being brought upwards in upwards slashing motions .. as they are held downwards. Whatever he's doing .. it includes a LOT of charging forwards.
Katana says, "JIGOKU ... SCRAPE!"
COMBATSYS: Mai parries Katana's Jigoku Scrape!
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Katana 0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0 Mai
What does Mai do when someone's charging around, making stabbing motions and threatening to smash everything with sweet weapons because he's mad she whacked him with a cash register? Well. There are a few schools of thought on this -- couple dissertations, a doctorate thesis. But that is academia and this is the cold, unforgiving real world, where Mai backflips out of the way of the immediate charge.
And when Mai lands, the shoulder of her silly ninja robe dress thing falls, threatening -- nay, demanding to show more than is really fair of the famed Shiranui Breast. "Oops," she giggles. "Sorry, all this flipping around! Let me just get decent and RYUU ENBU!" She suddenly spins toward Katana, a brilliant flash of flame swiping out at the Mad Gear leader!
COMBATSYS: Mai successfully hits Katana with Ryuu Enbu EX.
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Katana 0/-------/--=====|======-\-------\0 Mai
As Mai lands, after backflipping out of the assault, Katana is put at a disadvantage, crashing into the desk that she was just infront of! And then as Mai gives a little look-see, Katana, being the weeabo he is, actually looks. There is a line of blood coming from the mask now.
That's before the burning, flaming, spinning and ON FIRE Mai swipes towards Katana. Boy she's hot hot hot! But the flash of flame catches Katana, the Shogun raising his armor and gauntlets, taking the blunt and trying to LEAP out of the way!
It fails nicely.
YET DESPITE THE SHOGUN CRASHING BEHIND THE COUNTER. Despite the HORRIBLE loss that makes up Katana's assault.. he comes out .. SWINGING!
Leaping up from the back of the counter, Katana is like a lovely crane .. of SHARP THINGS! The jitte are held forwards, and the warrior lets out a BELLOW! "FLYING FALLING DEATH DIVE BAKAAAAAAAAAAA NO JITSU!" And he swings his jitte once, a quick strike, to perhaps .. strike!
The maiden, of course. Nevermind that Katana is leaving a trail of smoke from the burning he just experienced.
COMBATSYS: Mai dodges Katana's Medium Strike.
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Katana 0/-------/--=====|======-\-------\0 Mai
Having fixed her outfit, Mai looks up to see THE INFRAGGIBLE KATANA lunge out, screaming and hollering and trying to whack her with his jitte. She leaps out of the way, landing in a crouch atop a table that contains delicious cookies and cakes in the shape of Mai's head, ass, etc. "You know," she says, "real ninjas don't /always/ yell as they do everything," she says chidingly as she considers her next move. Reasoning that close range is a bad idea, she stalls. "I mean, how silly would I look if I was going 'RRRAAAHHH I'M KICKING YOUUU' every time I kicked someone? I'd look like one of those goofy joshis like that Rainbow Mika girl with the mannish calves."
Mai eyes an Authentic Shiranui Dojo Katana and then eyes the person named Katana. With a leap, she dives toward the 'ceremonial sword' (where 'ceremonial' can be defined as 'chintzy') and slings it out of its scabbard. It's dull as hell to keep a tourist from cutting their own head off, but it'll do as she leaps at Katana, hoping to land on his back with her shins and knock his stomach down onto the counter -- so she can spank him with the sword, Kill Bill style. "Now -- are -- we -- learning -- something -- here?!"
COMBATSYS: Katana interrupts Deep Strike from Mai with Deep Strike.
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Katana 1/-------/=======|=======\====---\1 Mai
Mai leaps out of the way, and as she lands, Katana slides to a stop .. this time, not having dedicated himself to the extreme. "Hahhaa.. yes? THAT is just why you ... WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS I LATER!" The Shogun bellows.. before Mai cakes, delicious, unnutricious, and really weird, catch Katana's eyes. Back to Mai though. "It depends.. because in Japan, it is YOUR WILL that allows you to do such things .... IF YOU HAVE THE SPIRIT, THEN ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!" The Shogun bellows.. and that's about when Mai eyes the Katana.. and she .. leaps at it. "THE MAGICAL BLADE! FINAL STRIKE OF THE SHOGUN, CUT CHIN KA DAN!" He cries, before Mai slings it out, but as she leaps at Katana.. the Shogun leaps back. Bringing both jitte upwards, Katana... is struck and knocked to the ground, and to the stomach. The pain is terrible, the blade still piercing, but not past the armoring, knocking out his breath and giving him bruises on his back and front. .... but no spanking occurs..
Because Mai has landed.. UPON THE JITTE! Having placed them between himself and her, Katana brings the somewhat dull weapons forwards and pushes Mai off of him .. something one may not have ever guessed he could do in such a situation ... and thrusts her with all his might away, driving against her with his shoulder.. and perhaps knocking her away.
"The Shogun is learning ... that you are so quick to defile ... such beautiful blades! How can you call yourself a ninja of Japan!?"
"Aaaoow!" Mai calls as she not only lands on the jitte, scratching up her shins worse than her first time trying to use a Lady Bic, but also is bodily hurled from Katana, causing her to smack into the ceiling at the apex of her arc. "Unf!" She lands on a t-shirt rack, and as Katana praises the sword, it shatters into a million pieces upon hitting the ground. "Ow..." Mai muses, pushing herself up again. "Seriously," she says, pointing at the masked warlord.
"You are buying me a new gift shop if you have to pay it off 'til you're sixty." With that, Mai leaps forward again -- there's a sudden front flip and then a "HISSATSU SHINOBI BACHI!" chirp as she stiffens, slinging an elbow that would put Randy Savage to shame with surprising (although not extraordinary -- she landed like spine-first on a t-shirt rack) speed.
COMBATSYS: Mai successfully hits Katana with Hissatsu Shinobi Bachi.
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Katana 1/----===/=======|=======\======-\1 Mai
As Mai lands on a t-shirt rack, Katana looks on, interested. Now .. how could that happen to a warrior? IS HE NEXT, to hit a T-shirt rack!? Katana takes time to think on it, especially as /the sword shatters into a million pieces/. There is a gasp as the Shogun looks onto Mai, eyes landing, and then resting, on her red clad body. "I believe .. I could pay for it tomorrow if you do defeat me! Otherwise .. I WILL LEARN FROM YOU!" He cries, "But not of your disrespect for magical swords!" Poor magical sword, shattered into a million pieces, never again to be used until it will be required to SAVE THE WORLD.
But Mai may have doomed the world. OH NO.
Mai's leap forwards, a sudden front flip catches Katana off guard.. and once more, the Shogun attempts to leap away, sandal'd feet kicking backwards .. and then the elbow slams straight into the Shogun, causing him to crash against a shelf of coffee mugs. Collapsing forwards, Katana's back strikes hard against the wooden/plastic coated building frame.. but while the Shogun's spine now feels the pain she does.. it's .. OVER.
"You are teaching me much .. but let me teach you.. THE ULTIMATE SHOGUN STRIKE!"
Jitte are brought forwards, attempting to slide about Mai's arms and slam her into the ground of the gift shop, in which Katana begins to simply CHARGE FORWARDS, pushing her against the carpet for MAXIMUM rug burn. "DAIKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
And then suddenly stop in the card section .. throw her up .. and aim to catch her and suplex her into the ground! "BUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNING!"
And then leap backwards. As a 'get well card' floats towards her. IF IT ALL GOES TO PLAN.
COMBATSYS: Katana successfully hits Mai with Daikyou Burning.
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Katana 1/---====/=======|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2 Mai
"AAAAAAAAA" hollers Mai as she's BURNINGED. Rugburned. Badtouchburned. Suplexburned. Neckstingerburned, maybe, from how her head hit the freaking ground. The get well card lands on her head, which is pretty much the only thing that wakes her up. She rolls over, lifts it off her face, and looks at the card, flipping it open. "Oh my god," she says, standing up, eyes wide, voice low, face grave and pale.
She holds up the card. "You... you don't know how to write in katakana, do you." Mai casts her head down, then looks at the card again. "I'm... I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were... I didn't know you were one of the retardeds!" Grandfather Shiranui not only taught Mai how to beat ass, he also taught her that 'the retardeds' is a perfectly okay thing to say. "But... retarded or no... you just messed up my store. Just about the only thing you /haven't/ ruined is the sleepwear section, and if tomorrow that girl with the bad attitude who's always on the phone arguing with her boyfriend only has official Mai Shiranui jammies and camisoles to sell... then so be it." Mai dusts herself off, and assumes a ready stance, despite being scratched, cut, bruised, and generally roughed the hell up. She rolls her neck, producing a seemingly inhuman cracking sound.
"CHOU
"HISSATSU
"SHINOBI
"BACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
And then there is just this /elbow/ and it is moving /so fast/
"AAAAAAAAA" hollers Mai as she's BURNINGED. Rugburned. Badtouchburned. Suplexburned. Neckstingerburned, maybe, from how her head hit the freaking ground. The get well card lands on her head, which is pretty much the only thing that wakes her up. She rolls over, lifts it off her face, and looks at the card, flipping it open. "Oh my god," she says, standing up, eyes wide, voice low, face grave and pale.
She holds up the card. "You... you don't know how to write in katakana, do you." Mai casts her head down, then looks at the card again. "I'm... I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were... I didn't know you were one of the retardeds!" Grandfather Shiranui not only taught Mai how to beat ass, he also taught her that 'the retardeds' is a perfectly okay thing to say. "But... retarded or no... you just messed up my store. Just about the only thing you /haven't/ ruined is the sleepwear section, and if tomorrow that girl with the bad attitude who's always on the phone arguing with her boyfriend only has official Mai Shiranui jammies and camisoles to sell... then so be it." Mai dusts herself off, and assumes a ready stance, despite being scratched, cut, bruised, and generally roughed the hell up. She rolls her neck, producing a seemingly inhuman cracking sound.
"HOU'
"OU
"NO
"MAAAIIIIIIIIIII"
And then there is just this horrible /ball of fire/ and it is moving /so fast/
COMBATSYS: Mai successfully hits Katana with Hou'ou no Mai.
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Katana 2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|==-----\-------\0 Mai
As Mai holds up the card .. Katana looks on it as well. "Hmmmm? .. W-WHAT!?" Katana is, rather.. silent. After that of course. He isn't sure.. HE IS JAPAN. HE'S JAPAN DAMMIT AND HE KNOWS IT. Yet this woman mocks him. THIS WOMAN MOCKS HIM! And yet.. continues to call him retarded.. and then with that, she takes advantage of his weakened, shocked stage to understand... as Mai summons a MASSIVE BALL OF FIRE RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM.
This must be how some people end up in front of his TRUCK.
It's thrilling, truly.
And then the horrible ball of fire impacts into Katana.. and there's a massive bellowing. "HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH!" He cries, his calls reaching to the SKIES. There's a horrible groaning, and Katana .. is consumed by flame, smoke billowing out from his armor and all .. but it's that very armor that saves Katana's hide. He survives due to it.
And while Mai may think she is safe...
"TEN!"
A loud, scream in Katana's voice comes, as the football player of a man RUSHES OUT. "YOU... HAVE DISHONORED ME! ... AND I SHALL FINISH YOU!" The jitte come once more to stick her to the ground, and run her against the rug once more.
"CHUUUUUUUU!" He begins to charge, before tossing her upwards. "And .. your gift objects shall be replaced.. IF YOU SURVIVE THIS!" Katana is a MAN OF HIS HONORABLE WORD. Unless it's 'not take over Metro City'.
"ON MY HONOR! SATSU!"
His jitte attempt to keep Mai up when this happens... slashing upwards, and driving her ... TOWARDS THE PHONE.
It may begin to ring. Maybe. As Katana falls back, breathing heavily, from the .. FINISHING ASSAULT.
COMBATSYS: Katana successfully hits Mai with Ten Chuu Satsu.
- CRAZY Hit! -
*KNOCKED AWAY*
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Katana 0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\1 Mai
Mai is smashed through the phone, through the wall, through the planks inside the wall, through the siding, and finally through the hedges out into the street near Katana's truck. She lays there in a heap, sputtering and spitting as she tries to remember her name and occupation. Then, like lightning, it occurs to her. Mai Shiranui. SEXY NINJA.
Pushing herself to her feet, she gasps at Katana through the /gaping hole/ in the side of the dojo's gift shop. "Hey, you," she blurts, voice uneven and wobbly. "Kachou aaauggghhh." She throws her fan, but before it can even hit (or miss) its target, she's already done a faceplant, slamming into the ground as her knees bend.
COMBATSYS: Mai can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Katana dodges Mai's Kachou Sen.
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Katana 0/-------/--=====|
As Mai is launched through the wall, Katana watches .. the damage done .. it's rather interesting to see it all.. and with Mai pushing herself to her feet, gasping at him.. and then tossing the fan.. Katana LEAPS, jumping onto the desk as it comes far too close! "What skill.. and a fan as well... for I to have beaten you ..." Katana explains.. "THEN YOU MUST HAVE SHARED WITH ME YOUR POWER!"
The Shogun loudly exclaims this, before taking the fan, and fanning himself with it. Yes. He's keeping this one fan.
Picking her up, Katana puts her into the gift shop on the somewhat destroyed cushion of Mai. "And for that... I owe you much ... I LEND TO YOU MY THUGS, MY CREEPS, MY GOONS!" He bellows. "And with it, they shall help .. THEY SHALL LEARN THE SHIRANUI STRENGTH AS WELL!"
"But.. remember this ... THE SHOGUN'S MIGHT!" He laughs as he begins to walk out.. and then .. TRIPS.
Flailing, the Shogun falls on a Mai doll, the yell of it 'Chou Hissatsu Shinobi Bachi!' as Katana hits the ground. There is a shaking noise. Katana hits the ground. He cannot push himself up .. even as he tries. 'Mai's victorious again!' cries out next, a linked speech. "....So you have .. so you have... I shall pay as well for the damages..." He doesn't sound happy.
But then, he just was finished off by a plushie.
There's also the 'CH-CHACK' sound of a shotgun being cocked. Grandfather Shiranui, wearing only a bathrobe, sky blue boxer shorts, black socks, and a headband, is there with his trusty ninja gun. "<You better>," the old man grumbles in Japanese.
FIN
Log created on 20:44:35 09/01/2008 by Katana, and last modified on 00:46:29 09/02/2008.