Neo League 701 - #724: Spider vs Mary

Description: A close fight on an oceanic cliff in Australia.. but who can hang on the longest? The fighters endure amazing feats of endurance and skill as th-THIS IS THE fight that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends some people started fighting not knowing what it was- but they continue fighting forever just because THIS IS THE.... ( Winner: Mary )



Today .. is a Neo League fight in Australia. Set on a few cliffs near water, the cameras are making sure that it's a rather nice backdrop. It's not a very odd place, and it's somewhat flat, albeit a bit uneven, allowing more of a diagonal path between the two. The sun is out bright, for the moment, and the sea isn't very angry either.

Either way, the rocky, slightly wet arena isn't supposed to get the fighters down, that's for sure!

Perching on one of the rocks on the cliff, Mary is happy enough to be where she is, resting for the moment, umbrella over her shoulder, and resting there. It's a nice enough day, and her dress is cleaned and fixed from last use. She can't wait for things to start up, however, and she'll have plenty of time to enjoy herself in the end.

But now, all she has to do is wait .. for the other member to get there, of course, and then .. things may start!

There's a roar of engines as a Harley pulls up to the area. People turn and look to see the Spider getting off his bike, smoking a pre-fight cigarette and wearing no helmet. He gets off his motorcycle after kicking the prop out and cutting the engine. He moves through the crowd gathered to watch the fight, and steps into the flat, wet arena. His gaze is hidden by a pair of mirrored aviator sunglasses, from behind which he regards the fight area. He frowns, as he tosses his cigarette to the side with a finger flick. "Let's do this," he grunts.

COMBATSYS: Spider has started a fight here.

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Spider           0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Mary has joined the fight here.

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Spider           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Mary


As the roar of an engine is heart, Mary turns to face it as well. Well, no helmet, on a metal death trap, and smoking. Isn't that just the pinnacle of a man who has nothing to lose? Mary has something else in mind however, and that's simply .. a distaste of it. "Ya'll should worry about yourself mo.. that's not very safe if you ask me." She notes, spinning the parasol about her shoulder, but of course, not doing very much. She moves closer, as clouds begin to form above.. but otherwise, isn't quite on the offensive.

Yet, That is!

The Spider squints behind his shades at his comment. "I've been through tougher shit than a bike crash or lung cancer, lady." With that said, he briskly walks forward, his hands at his sides. As he nears Mary, his mouth turns into a thin line, scowling at the side. His hand suddenly flashes out in a chop, aimed at Mary's upper bicep. He hopes to make her drop that umbrella before it can do whatever it does. It's probably not very pleasant.

COMBATSYS: Spider successfully hits Mary with Quick Punch.
- Power hit! -

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Spider           0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0             Mary


As Spider tries to make himself look macho, she simply shakes her head, spinning the parasol a bit. But as the hand suddenly flashes out, towards her upper bicep.. an attempt to simply sidestep it .. doesn't truly work, the woman staggering backwards, she pulls the weapon upwards.. but instead slides out the J handle of the umbrella, before tossing it towards Spider..

Aiming to catch his leg, and then perhaps wrench him up into the air ..

And then against the rocks a few times.

"Ya'll sure to say that now .. but later you won't be so happy dead!"

COMBATSYS: Spider catches Rebound Whip from Mary with Star of Zion.

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Spider           0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0             Mary


The Spider's arm lashes out as the umbrella swoops down. The Spider catches the umbrella in his hand with a deft move, his eyes still on Mary. "You're a little slow," he notes, before releasing the umbrella. He takes a step backwards, and his hands remain at his sides, as he impassively watches Mary from behind his mirrored shades.

As the Spider's arm lashes out at the J, and releases it. Mary, meanwhile, doesn't seem to mind. "Ya'll say what you want." She responds, laughing to herself. "But I don't think you'll be able to do that little act again!" She exclaims, twisting around the parasol as she moves, running along side of the cliff, and aiming the top of the parasol towards the Spider.

Rather suddenly, two sharp bladed objects erupt from the top.. driving towards Spider.

"So ya'll have fast hands.. what good is it anyways? Especially when you're so boooorin'."

COMBATSYS: Spider dodges Mary's Power Shot.

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Spider           0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0             Mary


The Spider turns about as the projectiles fly at him. He exposes his profile to Mary, and the blades pass by either side. The Spider is quick to move as he charges at Mary, unleashing a fist at her diaphram. "Too slow," he notes again, as his blazing speed sends his fist crashing at Mary's breadbox with devastating force.

COMBATSYS: Mary blocks Spider's Quick Punch.

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Spider           0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0             Mary


As he notes again that it was.. 'too slow', Mary shakes her head, Spider slams a fist towards her stomach .. but it's easily pushed aside by the parasol. "Ya'll think that's .. that ain't the problem here y'see... it's not that simple!" And the Spider might realize something, alright, and that will be the J-shape launching out for him once more, this time far faster than before.

It's simply aiming to snare his leg, string him up, and launch him to the side.

"We just have to do it til it's done right!"

COMBATSYS: Spider blocks Mary's Snare Whip.

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Spider           0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0             Mary


The Spider is snared by the whip, and with a grunt, he's flung to the side. He hits the ground with his outstretched fingers and handstands into a roll. He climbs up to his feet and turns to face Mary. He bends down briefly, to pick up his shades, and slide them back over his dark brown eyes. His hands remain at his sides, as he watches his foe.

COMBATSYS: Spider focuses on his next action.

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Spider           0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0             Mary


Finally, she catches the Spider.. and flung to the side, Mary only has time to laugh. "Ya'll gettin' tired of this, now, aren't cha?" Well, Mary certainly isn't! And at this time, as he picks up his shades and acts all cool.. Mary raises the parasol once more, attempting to plink the shades straight off his face.

Honestly, she's just trying to mess with him at this moment!

And he's certainly fun to mess with.

COMBATSYS: Spider catches Quick Shot from Mary with Star of Zion.

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Spider           0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0             Mary


The Spider's hand snaps out from his side, catching the umbrella inches from his face. He frowns at her, and throws the umbrella to the side. "Do you ever do more than swing that stupid thing around?" he asks, as he impassively stands before Mary, knocking her assaults away with a nonchalant lack of effort.

"Oh, ya'll want to see somethin' different?" She asks, grinning.

Because that's just what she does. As the spider wastes more energy, Mary charges forwards, bringing the parasol to bear, aiming to drive the weapon straight to.. and through, Spider, to catch him on one of the blades on the front, skewering a bit .. and then tossing him upwards and batting him away!

"Just have to keep a little bounce in your step!"

COMBATSYS: Mary successfully hits Spider with Beg Your Pardon.

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Spider           0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0             Mary


The Spider blinks as he's impaled by the umbrella and lifted into the air, his small frame being tossed to the side. He lands on the ground in a heap, and pushes himself to his feet after taking a moment to get his bearings. He jukes towards Mary as he raises his guard, feinting with a hand shake, before his leg lashes out in a side kick aimed at Mary's chest.

COMBATSYS: Mary blocks Spider's Light Kick.

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Spider           0/-------/--=====|===----\-------\0             Mary


As the Spider lands in a heap, Mary decides to keep the assault going, and as he raises his guard, attempting to feint with a shake, Mary is able to bring the parasol upwards, the leather stopping some of the blow.

The clouds, meanwhile, up above .. begin to rain down. It's fine when it touches anything, but when it touches the parasol, the parasol begins to .. change it. The rain begins to eat at the ground after it touches it .. and Mary brings it backwards, leaping upwards, her dress following after..

And then barrels down towards Spider, parasol sizzling with energy as she aims to slam him to the ground and burn him within the rain as well!

COMBATSYS: Spider counters No Explanations from Mary with Star of Zion.

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Spider           0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0             Mary


The Spider frowns, looking up as it begins to rain...And then noticing the umbrella swirling with burning chi. He grunts. This isn't going to be good. As Mary charges at him, he keeps his calm, and as she nears, he twists about and lashes out with a side punch, jamming his fist right into her chest and knocking her away. As rain drips down over his shorn black hair and grizzled face, he notes, "Come on."

As the Spider jams her fist into her chest, and knocking her away, Mary staggers once more. Such a .. boring individual. "Ya'll .. just so very borin'." She exclaims. "Where's the fun, this is supposed to be .. quite an interesting venture, and yet you're lacking everything that makes it enjoyable! Such a bother." But she assumes she knows how to have fun alright.. and leaping towards him, spins around, a foot erupting towards his front, to smash into his chest and kick him to the edge.

COMBATSYS: Spider counters Light Kick from Mary with Star of Zion.

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Spider           0/-------/=======|======-\-------\0             Mary


The Spider watches Mary in distaste, having already become quite annoyed at her banter. As she approaches him again, he pivots his chest about, the kick flying wide by a hair. His fist slams out as she approaches him, and he again punches her in the chest, knocking her away. "This is a waste of my time," he states with a dark frown. His hands remain at his sides after the punch, the Spider refusing to raise his guard for this foe.

As the Spider pivots about, slamming a fist out towards her .. well, Mary staggers back away once more. "Ya'll don't understand just how .. borin' you be, sugar. You could really do a bit better with a bit of a change, really!" She exclaims .. before kicking off the ground once more, but this time, comes around with a hand forwards, aiming to strike him head on with the assault!

He'll know better this time!

COMBATSYS: Spider counters Fierce Punch from Mary with Barak Zev.

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Spider           0/-------/---====|=======\===----\1             Mary


The Spider's arm flies up, stopping the fist by wrapping around Mary's arm. He grins a bit as he holds her in place, grappling with her by the arm. "And maybe you...Could use an attitude adjustment." His other hand swings up, then comes down with a hammer blow right on Mary's elbow, meant to snap it downwards. He releases the hold, watching to see if he broke anything.

As the Spider's arm grabs her, swinging around to hammer blow against her .. well.. no, he breaks nothing of Mary. The woman is a bit stronger than that. At that point, however, as the Spider is so close.. she immediately aims to hit him upwards, swinging the parasol around like a golf club, aiming to send him sky high, towards the clouds.

"Ya'll .. gonna eat those words city slicker..."

But who can tell!?

COMBATSYS: Mary successfully hits Spider with Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious.

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Spider           1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0             Mary


As Spider isn't fast enough.. he's probably going to not enjoy what happens next. The woman strikes him up into the air, towards the clouds, before she begins to smash him, against and again, within the air.

The energy that begins to surround her weapon, the chi, burns with each strike.. and at the end, the energy has gathered as a pool.. and guess where Spider is crashed straight into.

"Ya'll .. NOT GONNA GET ME YET!"

The Spider is launched up into the air, his aviator glasses breaking as he's smashed in the face, and is knocked about like a ragdoll. He was completely unprepared for the attack. Sloppy work, Ari. He's slammed down into the ground, and hits the rocks with splintering force, mud flying into the air around him. The crowd cheers at the blow, and they're going wild. Is the Spider down?

"Not yet," he growls as he stands back up, covered in mud and looking a bit beaten up. As Mary lands, he rushes her, his leg swinging out in a mighty roundhouse. The heel of his rugged combat boot flies at Mary's jaw, as he attempts to end her.

COMBATSYS: Mary dodges Spider's Desert Sun.

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Spider           0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0             Mary


As the Spider aims against the ground, hitting him against the rocks and all, Mary lands nearby, spinning the parasol.. "Ya'll .. ya'll happy now, sugar? You're gettin' JUST what you wanted!" She exclaims. "So lets have some fun while we have a chance still!" She says once more, before the Spider swings out in a mighty roundhouse.. but Mary was capable of seeing it coming a bit.

Her white iris' lock onto the man when he was down .. and she can see.. he's preparing to swing, a bit high.

She leans backwards, the boot just coming close, but not being so lucky..

But she's left a little present as he kicks, and suddenly he might notice a hook about his leg, stuck around it. Which Mary attempts to use to hook him upwards, swing him around, and toss him away.

"So .. ya'll still think you're doin' so well?"

COMBATSYS: Spider blocks Mary's Utter Nonsense.

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Spider           0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0             Mary


The Spider is too punch-drunk to evade Mary's umbrella, and is tossed clear. He lands on his hand again and rolls to a knee. He turns around and stands up. He squints at Mary, a small cut from his sunglasses bleeding on his cheek. He grunts and raises his guard, getting ready for her next assault.

COMBATSYS: Spider gains composure.

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Spider           0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0             Mary


As the spider simply squints at her, Mary .. laughs, and it's not a nice laugh at all. The woman spins the parasol about once more, and walks on her side. Stop? STOP!? He's not moving AGAIN. So she knows just what she's doing. The parasol rises once more, but the J slides back to her .. another shot rings out, through the air, attempting to strike the man squarely in the chest to knock him to his feet, and knock him out of the battle.

She's not getting in close, if she can help it, at this point.

COMBATSYS: Spider dodges Mary's Strong Shot.

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Spider           0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0             Mary


The Spider's hand snaps out, and he catches the blade at the end, on its blunt side. He begins stalking towards Mary, tossing the bladed projectile aside. He aims to grab her by the throat with his fast hands, and simply choke her to death where she stands. He's not pulling any punches.

COMBATSYS: Mary interrupts Quick Throw from Spider with Singing in the Rain.

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Spider           0/-------/--=====|===----\-------\0             Mary


As the spider's hand snakes out, aiming to grab her and 'choke her to death', Mary begins to spin around .. and then when he pulls her forwards, Mary grabs him by the shoulder, the J clasped on .. and begins to swing him about, more and more, before finally slamming him against the building, the rain crashing down and burning as well. "Ya'll .. done yet!?" She calls, bleeding, but not giving up, as well.

it's of course .. why she fights. She loves to.

The Spider is slammed into the building, the rain burning at his jacket and exposed skin. As his jacket smokes from the acid rain, he hisses, "Not yet!" He grabs the umbrella with one hand, to keep Mary in place, before the Spider's hand lashes out at her throat, attempting to collapse her windpipe with a sharp blow.

COMBATSYS: Mary dodges Spider's Hymn of Solomon.

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Spider           0/-------/-======|===----\-------\0             Mary


As the Spider is struck against the rock ( really, no buildings sprout up! Sorry for the error ), Mary grins. "Not yet? This could be interestin' YET!" She cries, before leaping backwards as the Spider comes towards her, attempting to collapse her windpipe. Why does Spider have such an interest with her throat, she wonders.

As she leaps backwards, her aim a bit unsteady .. she still attempts to remove her little competitor.. through a rather quick shot, a tiny, direct blade towards his middle.

It might not work, but it's her best bet. "Ya'll .. finally gettin' into it!" She shoots.. and tumbles backwards.

COMBATSYS: Spider catches Quick Shot from Mary with Star of Zion.
- Power hit! -

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Spider           0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0             Mary


The Spider ducks down, the blade flying over his head. His hand snaps up, catching it and tossing it aside. He rises again, shakily, and wipes blood from his mouth where its dripping down the side. "Come on. Seriously," he says, squinting angrily at Mary.

"Oh fine, I'll come on!" She exclaims, laughing, before dashing towards Spider. Why, you may ask? Because she brings her parasol towards with her, intending.. to once more ..stab him in the middle and simply toss him away.

It's a simple assault, but he may know, the charging assault is certainly the best option for herself at this moment. "Ya'll .. ENJOY THIS THEN!" She calls as she attempts to finish this in another charge!

COMBATSYS: Mary successfully hits Spider with Beg Your Pardon.

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Spider           1/-------/=======|===----\-------\0             Mary


The Spider gets stabbed by the umbrella and tossed through the air. He stands up, shakily, and growls deeply. He begins staggering towards Mary, about to fall over. He reaches out with a shuddering hand and grabs at her arm, attempting to pull him close against him. He lashes out with his hand, attempting to fracture her shoulder while he has it twisted, even if he can get a grip.

COMBATSYS: Spider can no longer fight.

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COMBATSYS: Mary dodges Spider's Barak Zev.

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As The Spider is tossed upwards once more, Mary barely is able to put enough energy between herself and the Spider as he falls.. his hand shoots out, and the G-project woman is capable of backpedaling, more like falling to the ground as the hand attempts to pull her. Her heels come off, and the woman, through sheer luck, falls out of the grasp.

As Spider falls .. Mary staggers to her feet, barely able to .. in fact, it takes a minute... and with blood coating her clothing, as well as her parasol.. she curtsies. "Now .. sugar.. wasn't that just .. lovely?" She asks, before staggering a few more feet on the rocks..

And then collapsing. She needs medical attention as well.. because that last fall, as odd as it may seem, breaking her leg. Owwwww.

COMBATSYS: Mary has ended the fight here.

Log created on 19:04:04 07/03/2008 by Mary, and last modified on 04:27:11 07/04/2008.