Description: In an epic Neo-League battle, twin Taiyo heroes(?) Naerose and Choi return to the school grounds for a match! Watch in amazement as Choi discovers how Naerose is a Lethal Joke Character, and what happens when she is used in the right hands! And scratch your head when Choi not only fails to dodge, but also fails to hit the scarlet witch! Seriously, what the heck is going on in this fight?! (Winner: Naerose. Seriously.)
When offered a place at the Taiyo high exhibition match against one of the people who helped fight off a schoool bus full of high school drop out cloans, Nae-nae only had one question. Will there be free food. WILL THERE?! Yes, yes there will, because at Taiyo high they believe in a certain kind of lunch excellence, the only kind that could ever possibly keep that insane appetite of one Sakura under grips. Granted she wasn't as bad as some eaters, E.honda comes to mind, but above all of course Li Xiangfei, but she was up there and thus, they were sure to always have food available for someone. One small hitch. They didn't mention, she forgot to ask. The question of pprriice. Well, what Naerose doesn't know can't hurt her (until later).
Meanwhile she arrives at Taiyo, in her token witch clothes, red dress and this time a bib, a spork and. and..
"Ring of power?!" Cries the witch, "Where did I put my ring of power?!" She totally can't find it and now on her hands and knees she searches all around the Taiyo high yard, looking under things, over things around things. Is there a fight about to happen?
"Oh pleaes," groans one of the Neo League organizers.
"Yeah but what'd you expect?" asks a camera man, the only camera man. Cause lets face it. As amusing as some find Naerose, the Red Witch, she wasn't exactly known for drawing out huge crowds.
Choi was ready. He was born ready. Yes. He. The hero of Taiyo High. Though not many people actually recognize his hero status. However, it is his one piece of fodder that keeps others (Team Korea) from harming him due to lack of GREAT JUSTICE. Now, naturally, when it came to the Neo League, there was a clear first fighter. The infamous Naerose.
Choi initially was ready to cut apart the super-solidly PG-rated Red Head with a not-so-PG body. Choi certainly wanted to go 80s PG with it. But even thoughts like that were destroyed by her personality. Worse. She ate everything! And she was crazy. But she seemed to have forgotten the urge to marry him. And now, the Korean lurks at the back of his corner, stretching. And stretching.
Seriously, what was she looking for. A Ring of Power? Was that some kind of lucky ring. The midget just stared at the witch as she bent over. Her powers deflected his hormones, so he is forced to look over at a gaggle of schoolgirls at the sidelines. Staring them in the not-eyes, he shrugs, and looks back at the mischief maker. As the girls move quickly away from the unusually small crowd, he calls out to the ginger. "Hey! Toots! Focus! We are trying to fight here! Can't you find your ring later? Lunch is going to be shut down soon!" The Koreans flexes once, and goes into a defensive stance. Was she actually going to take the hint?
Lunch?! Shut down? That got her attention, the witch snaps to Choi and realizes all too quickly what must be done.
"Lunch.. . ENDS?" Exclaimss the witch as thought the thought, the idea that lunch was a finite thing that would be over at some point was just. . TOO MUCH TO BARE.
"NOO!" exclaims Naerose. Lunch can't end, it just wasn't fair.
"I .. I can't allow this injustice!" she continues and then without any warning is like rar! and charges at Choi. Usually the organizers expected a lot more crazy antics out of her, not that anyone would be complaining about a quick start, but this was extreme. They didn't have time to even get camera's rolling as the witch launches herself full out at Choi.
"Evil ender of lunch! I can not allow you to end the best time of the day!" Someone may of opened pandora's box. Find out who!
COMBATSYS: Choi has started a fight here.
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COMBATSYS: Naerose has joined the fight here.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Naerose
Well. Choi was expecting her to spring out to fight him. However, like the news crew, he didn't except her to actually explode out. Dealing with the mentally ill was already difficult. Though with Naerose, it may be more accurately described as mentally colorful.
As the news crew gradually bring the cameras on, Choi glares at the witch. "Finally." He mutters under his breath. His mind was blurring though a handful of strategies, but all fell through. He had only one thing that would work well in a situation like this. He made a short rush forward at the scarlet witch, and broke into a backflip. Somersaulting through the air, he tries to meet her hungry-laced fury with a simple anti-air kick. The Korean was in an unusual situation here. Naerose was dangerously unpredictable. And he couldn't use his perverted powers to help him. He would have to use the only weapon he had left.
Competency.
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Choi's Hien Zan.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Naerose
His clawws? Naerose had catch scratch fever, but don't say that to her cause she probably doesn't know what that actually means (and neither does her player.) Now then, deflecting blows was easy when you were this hungry, she hardly thinks about it, infact she probably doesn't think about it, infact she probably just rushed right through the attack in order to reach her target, except once she gets there the witch is like.. .. looking confused. Then she reaches out, tries to grab Choi and throttle him!
"What do you mean lunch ends you vile evil thing?! Lunch is eternal!" She cries, tears streaming from under her shades. If this constituted dangerously unpredictable.. then Naenae probably fits the bill.
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Naerose's Glomp.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Naerose
While the choking game would normally be a fun deal for Choi, the Korean made a policy of avoiding emotionally unstable chicks while they were in a downer. Naerose was certainly far from an up swing. This sort of behavior was exactly what it meant by dangerously unstable. Naerose, while seeming like a joke character, was actually one of those darn lethal joke characters. In the right hands, she could be downright dangerous. Sure. She seemed harmless, silly, and crazy. However, her ability to go into almost any possible move in sequence is part of her whole lethal edge.
As Choi lands on the ground, he is forced to recover quickly as Naerose follows up the attack. Thankfully, Hien Gan was designed precisely for Choi to keep on moving. As he lands, he shoots right under the witch's arms and around her legs. The cameras are now well up, showing the Korean going straight for the legs of Naerose. Which raises the question on the Korean's behalf. Does Naerose shave her legs? And if so, with what?
This perfectly PG question rests on the midget's mind. After all, she didn't have a home! Did she have razors? Waxing? Duct Tape? Or was it like a pair of cactuses? Naerose's legs could almost be weapons in themselves, couldn't they? In any case, Choi decided to put her in a position of more confusion. Maybe she would forget how to breath. As he moved by the mysterious pair, he stuck out his legs, and whirled around. While her legs' fury status was not clear, her ankle status was. With a single kick, he might bring her down to the ground.
And open her up to a shave.
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Choi's Light Kick.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
A kick? That was so simple it was perfect, I mean so perfect, except Choi has really short legs, sort of like a puppy , except with big claws and it hurts. So Nae nae gives him a shin to kick, totally imagining getting her beat down on minime. That's totally what she's going to call Choi from no on, not that.. she ever knew his name...
"Hey, Minime, don't look so upset and serious and stuff," The witch says and hobbles back from Choi cause he just KICKED HER IN THE SHIN. And it wasn't very nice.
"But you know, you should not say things like that lunch is going to end soon, you like, like if ever.." She seems to be in a totally scolding move, but she's also buying time, catching her breath and wiping her forehead a little, adjusting her shades, all of that good stuff.
COMBATSYS: Naerose focuses on her next action.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
Choi seems to fail his trip attack. Maybe her leg hair was that thick? Or was it more complicated than that? And did she just call him... oh no she didn't! Choi recovered from the failed trip and hunched over, glaring at the witch. "Listen here, toots. My name is NOT Minime. It is Choi. And if you keep wasting time, you WILL miss lunch. And then, instead of good food, you get leftovers tossed in the garbage! And just imagine all that missed food!" The Korean stands up straight, and stares back at her from behind his own shades. This was a shade battle. And Choi also was buying time. "And then where would you be. Hungry. And unloved." The Korean was going for the nails with this one. Was he TRYING to incite something from the girl?
COMBATSYS: Choi focuses on his next action.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
"I know right? Whatever, hah," The witch says, totally easy going and not taking the anger at all seriously. So like when Choi starts to go on about missed food, thrown away, wait a minute, is he serious?! Naenae's eyse widen behind her shades and you can SEE them over the top rims before she sputters in shock and surprise.
*incoherent sputtering* What did you expect? But the witch doesn't remain still. She goes after the short bald guy with a broom swipe.
COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Choi with Random Strike.
- Power hit! -
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Choi 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Naerose
Choi certainly made the witch upset. However, making people angry often led to very negative things. For example, when Naerose comes at him with a broom, Choi grinned. With amazing speed, he dove to his left... and ran into a cameraman. "WHAT THE HELL, DUDE!" The man cries at the Korean as both stumble to the ground. Before Choi can issue an interjection on the matter, Naerose is open to broom him with extreme prejudice.
After being swept off his feet, Choi tries hard to curl into a defensive ball. It fails. Panicking, he shouts out to try and subdue her rage. "I mean, hey, if we miss, um, if we miss the lunch, toots, I'll buy you some lunch! It could be like a date or something!" Unable to actually move normally, he tries to move abnormally. Finally switching back on his feet, but still in a ball, he explodes out from his position with a spin. Claws out, he tries to rip into Naerose's center of mass, trying to just get her off him
COMBATSYS: Naerose interrupts Houkou Tenkan from Choi with Spellbinder EX.
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Choi 1/-----==/=======|======-\-------\0 Naerose
And it is totally working, Naenae is like, oh wait really? "So.. You'll buy me lunch?" She lowers her guard for a moment, looks like this day might trn out so well afterall. Free food right? What could be better? The witch is all sorts of not ready or what comes next is totally like wow. Naerose is all lowering her guard and then Choi is DRILLING HER WITH HIS CLAWS.
"Mini me!! What the snap owowowowowo!" She cries and then her chi takes over and flashes, in a blinding sort of way, then in the flash the witch is totally like,
"Getwaway!" and drills him full on with her broom with a baseball style home run swing. Come to think of it. Naenae should probably fight with a hockey stick someday. She'd be awesome at it. Meanwhile she goes about nursing some claw cuts.
As Choi starts his explosive drilling, he is countered. HARD. The broom sends him reeling across to the opposite end of the crowd. The said crowd parts to let the Korean roll to a stop, barely moving. Well. This was not a good thing. Maybe it was, if you consider the fact he now has breathing room a good thing. Whether or not he has the ability to use those lungs for breathing is another story.
Reeling from the combination of powerful failures, Choi rises up, looking very much the punch drunk. Swaying from side to side, he glares at the witch behind his glasses. His back and neck felt like a broken mirror on a road. Shattered and scraped in all the wrong places. That and the beatdown was really digging into him. Where did this hobo get all her powers from? She didn't look that ripped. And then something twitches in Choi's brain.
Another short joke. Choi exploded into a charge right back at the red head. "THE NAME IS CHOI!" He roars, before winding both arms back. With a loud shove, he begins spinning like a top. Faster and faster he whirls, kicking up gusts of chi-laced wind as he tries to spiral around Naerose. Maybe he could cut her down to size.
Maybe.
COMBATSYS: Naerose endures Choi's Tatsumaki Shippuu Zan.
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Choi 1/----===/=======|=======\=------\1 Naerose
"Choice? Change? Choose? Cheese? You're name is mini Me Cheese?" asks a very confused witch who is all like wha. She stands there and doesn't realize that she is under attack until...
"Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow!" crying the witch as she is struck full on with Choi's crazy fury and booy doe it hurt. She just can't do anything to get away from it all, instead she ends up pushing through it. The witch settles on her broomstick and shoots off at Choi, point blank range and tries to grab Choi off the ground, tries to drag him across the ground, into the air.. drop him.. land on hi. That whole deal.
"Man.. that really hurt.." the witch complains, regardless of success because.. Bot did that all hurt.
COMBATSYS: Choi blocks Naerose's Aquila Charge.
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Choi 1/-======/=======|=------\-------\0 Naerose
Hacking at the witch's body, he was being moderately successful. I say moderately because she wasn't totally out. Worse, it seems like she was just taking it. But why? Why would she just take it. And then, previous experience hits Choi. She lets him hit her, and then counters! That was the whole advantage of the broom! Well. Two could play that game. There was nothing she could do that would catch him off guard now!
And then she starts flying.
Panicking, the Korean tucks his arms in and goes into a defensive ball. Unfortunately, when he gets dropped, the best he can do is just roll with it. He hits the ground hard, and then she tries to hit him hard. As she impacts him, Choi finally breaks out of the defensive ball... into a flash of red. Choi disappears for a moment as deep gashes rip through the air. These chi-laced slashes attempt to capture Naerose in the hacking, ripping her to pieces. From the end of these six strikes comes a falling Choi, reeling from the absolute aggression she was pulling on him. All for lunch?
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Naerose with Shakushi.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|=======\-------\0 Naerose
And Naerose FAILS. She makes an attempt at defense, after landing, crash landing, she is wide opened for the attack which Choi has in store for her, but the end result is pretty clearly not good for her. It's insanly not cool, she gets nailed and .. ow for all the terrible chi slashes. . Choi might not take a lot of abuse but he could be a glass canon if he wanted to be. Well canon anyway. And then Naenae is totally back at square one. Really hurt.. really wishing she wasn.t
"Man.. that was terrible!" The witch complains an dbarely gets up, bringing up her wrist and flinging a bunch of chi darts Choi way.
COMBATSYS: Choi parries Naerose's Sagitta Minor!
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Choi 0/-------/------=|=======\-------\1 Naerose
Glass Cannon? Please. Choi is actually supposed to be a defensive build. His attacks aren't supposed to be THAT painful. I mean, that Max is the only powerful trick he has, really. The player doesn't even know how powerful it is. It just causes people to stop messing with him when he uses it. And it took out Rose. Yeah. That's about it.
When Choi drops from his pseudo-mystical strike, he hears something. Terrible? Choi looks around just in time to see the small bolts shuttle his way. And what could he do. He brings his claws around quickly. Delicately stroking the bolts, he uses their force as a point for him to shuttle off of. Pushing them and himself away, he charges right by Naerose's legs. On the other side, he shoves his blades up, dangerously ripping both her kidneys AND her PG rating. Hopefully, if he was fast enough, he might throw her off guard JUST enough to bring her down before she strikes.
Though that is not even considering the counter attack she would unleash on him in all cases.
COMBATSYS: Naerose parries Choi's Geketsu Tsuki EX!
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Choi 0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
Naenae is totally not wanting to get hit by that crazy attack that is coming her way by Choi, she sees the his blades and is like PG! Only with a whip of her broom, sort of like the not in the face thing that you would expect someone her age to do. It was really a lucky knock more than a terribly skillful attack. But then with the claws out of the way Naerose is left with an opening.
"Woah, okay Mini me here I come.. Or sorry Cheese. I know your name, I totally do. " She whips out a empty palm and flings out a blast of energy which is pure damage and cries,
"En Criento!"
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Naerose's End Creation EX.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
This was ending up like some epic kung fu movie! Seriously! When Choi's strike is knocked aside, he seems to panic again. A blast of energy fires right into his face, and left dumbfounded, he only does the one thing he knows he can securely do.
Dive.
Choi leaps right at Naerose's legs, keeping below the blast of energy. He was VERY lucky. This was a favored place of the Korean, no matter the race, age, or gender. The knees were a universal safe zone, since it was an awkward turn to respond to, and since most people tended to pull away. Offensively, it didn't leave a lot open, but it did give Choi one good option. With a quick slash, he attempts to give the witch a surprise cut at the hamstrings. Maybe it would bring her down, and set her up for a follow up.
COMBATSYS: Naerose interrupts Quick Strike from Choi with Spellbinder EX.
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Choi 0/-------/--=====|======-\-------\0 Naerose
Man, Nae was sure that this attack wasn't going to kill her or nothing, but she was apparently wrong, because once again Choi tricks her, she had no idea what was coming her way until all of a sudden out of no where there is Choi, nailing her on the legs and she's like,
"SNAP!" crying witch then looks down and another chi flash before she's like,
"Knock it off!" and brings a heavy armed swing of her broom toward Choi's head in an attempt to flatten him with the attack, until.. opps.
"Err. are you okay.. Cause.. I HURT!" The witch rolls around in pain.
Choi was WHIPPED. His weak strike was greeted with a metaphorical witchslap. Which was bad for the Korean, as the last time he got one of these, it nearly did him in. And this time, well. It didn't look like Choi was going to be getting up. Naerose was right. She DID hurt.
Both were on the ground. Choi couldn't see, his face was buried in his hat. And then, he howled. With a last effort, he tries to reach over where the sound is, and drive his claws into her. He didn't care where. He couldn't care where. Darkness engulfed him.
It looked like Naerose was missing out on her free hamburger.
COMBATSYS: Choi has reached second wind!
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Choi 0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0 Naerose
COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Choi's Power Strike.
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Choi 0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0 Naerose
The thing that really shocks Naerose right now is that her opponent is not down, he is up, still up. Still getting up, still getting up and coming at her. The red Witch bulges, well her eyes do, sort of like light bulbs as they flash before going out for the last time. Only she needs to first get out of the way of the incoming attack. It isn't easy to do. She only just manages to get out of the way and looks totally freaked.
"W.. what are you?!" she exclaims at Choi and then makes an attempt at keeping the little man away from her with a kick and flailing.
"Why are the people I keep fighting and never buying me food?!"
COMBATSYS: Choi parries Naerose's Light Kick!
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Choi 0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0 Naerose
Naerose, you fool! Your desire of food has been the undoing of you! With your overwhelming desire of food, you have willed Choi to come back again! After all, if he passes out, then who will buy you food! Yes, Naerose! You have brought Choi back! Or maybe it was the scented panties sewn in the lining of his hat. But probably your fault!
As Choi staggers around, he drunkenly sways to the left. His hat falls off his face. Eeewwwww. He looks like a pizza now. And not a tasty one either. The small bald pizza seems to be out of it, but the kick comes at him. With a feeble shove, he shoves into the thigh of poor NaeNae, and immediately just spins. Whipping around like a cyclone, he tries to use his opportunity to just rip her apart he is too tired for anything else. This is it. It was all or nothing for the Korean.
COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Choi's Tatsumaki Shippuu Zan EX.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0 Naerose
It was true. It was all true, the desire for food is exactly what made Naerose undone. She lost her personality. She went after the whole eat under all circumstances. There wasn't anything she could do. They attack comes at her thighs and once again the short bald guy is going to TOTALLY KILL HER!!!
You can't eat when you're dead! Nae turns tail and runs.
"Stopitstopitstopitstopitstopit!" cries the witch, trying to keep away from Choi and running and blindly jabbing at him with her broomstick.
COMBATSYS: Choi blocks Naerose's Weapon Jab.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
Choi keeps chasing after the poor witch as the human tornado, though he fails to catch her. The best he can do is deflect the incoming pokes, feeling his arms get bruised even more. The Korean finally slows his spinning down as his energy leaves him. He wasn't kidding about that being his last attack. He sincerely has very little oomph left in him. That second wind was panty and red head induced. Without it, there is just a flimsy little man made of tissue paper and porn.
But the fight must go on. With a sniff, he keeps advancing towards Naerose. And then like one of those adorable toy puppies, he front flips! Leg stuck out, he tries to break out a Tae Kwon Do favorite, smashing his heel down to break the witch quickly. Maybe she didn't have any fight in her, too!
COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Choi's Toorima Geri.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
She has no fight in her, Naerose is fighting on panic alone, PANIC ALONE. And when Choi keeps advancing she keeps retreating. The quick pokes of her broom she fails miserably at hitting Choi and instead aims with a kick to try and keep him away, she's literally doing everything she can possible do to keep the man away.
"Lemme alone lemme alone lemme alone!" cries the witch and continues to kick and run and flee and retreat and anyting.
"I just wanted a free lunch!" cries the witch. Lunch was her downfall.
COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Choi with Light Kick.
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Choi 1/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
Choi's heel hits the dirt. And then, with a blind poke, the Korean is suddenly struck in the chest by a solid kick. And with it, goes the effort to fight. He keels over to the ground. He doesn't move. Does this... does this mean that Naerose has won? The Scarlet Witch is a victor? I mean, there is nothing to motivate the Choi from living. And surely Naerose has stopped thinking about that hamburger, right....?
COMBATSYS: Choi takes no action.
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COMBATSYS: Choi can no longer fight.
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WRONG. Naerose is a junkie. She spends almost all of her time trying to get food and when she's not tring to get food she spends her time thinking about getting food. Even now she's almost drooling, dead tired, but hungry, very hungry. She was like a vampire of food. She would stop at nothing to get fed. Or to take a nap. *thud*
The NL people are just like,
"Screw this, lets get out of here."
But it doesn't matter, because Naerose won! Hooray!
COMBATSYS: Naerose has ended the fight here.
Log created on 16:24:26 05/10/2008 by Choi, and last modified on 00:56:42 05/11/2008.