Description: Vanessa takes on Birdie. Expect a lot of PUNCHING from this one folks! Really, seriously. ( Winner: Birdie )
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I HAVE LOGGED"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "THAT MAKES ME THE VICTOR"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Someday I'll log something"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "someday"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie logged like everything as Igniz :|
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "For once I want to be able to be like 'I'm logging' and force the other guy to scene pose"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK VANESSA"
[OOC] Takuma loves doing that.
[OOC] Takuma says, "'i'm logging, START TYPING'"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "You did it too"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "to me"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "you bastard"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "fiend"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "I will crush you"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "with my hands"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "my hands are bigger"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "which is why the crushing will be TERRIFYING."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "watch"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "you'll hit me and go 'omg it's like hitting stone'"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "my girly little hands cannot pierce you"
Spider has arrived.
[OOC] Takuma says, "she'll be all"
[OOC] Takuma says, "'omg this sucks who invented fighting, I QUIT'"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "well someone here sure will :3"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "well i'm sure i'm not a girl"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "you will be."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "i didn't paint my fingernails firetruck red"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "You will be."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "oh we'll see about that"
THE CITY...OF TOWNSVILLE!
Wait, wrong game.
Australia! Continent of adventure! Home of...shrimp. And crocodiles. And koalas! And /dropbears/. And, today, it is also host...to the NEO LEAGUE!
Although Geese Howard's vastly inferior Saturday Night Fight might try to place the combatant out in the Outback surrounded by dropbears and sandtraps and knives, the Neo League actually enjoys ratings and ticket sales, and therefore has set this battle of titans right in the heart of Sydney, in front of the Opera House!
And one of the fighters appears from the crowds, stepping toward that illustrious structure now: Vanessa, with her usual white halter top, the sleeveless button-up shirt's provocatively limited extent hidden by a nice, black suit jacket. She's grinning. She's been a little busy behind the scenes - it's nice to have a good, mindless brawl to get her mind off more weighty matters.
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "drop bear?"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "whatisthatohgod"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Pray you never know .-."
There is only one reason Birdie would be here in Australia right now. Not including the whole Britain's outlaws started a government in Australia. He would totally though.
It's... the beer. Well okay two. There is ALSO a Neo League fight. But really, maybe he accepted it so he could have a swig of Australian beer. Who knows. As long as he doesn't have to deal with any Koalas or Dingo's he'll be pretty peachy.
Making his way from relatively nowhere towards the front of the opera house, a nice place that was cleared and opened for some fights, well, Birdie cannot say that he's not happy with the way it all looks. Beer in hand, the large behemoth of a man takes a swig. Dressed in nothing but a ripped denim vest and some rather nice jeans, Birdie's here to par-tay.
Oh, also he's got a huge mohawk on his head, and on his left hand, a cuff with chains about it. Looking towards Vannesa, he laughs a bit. "Hawh! You're such a scrawny little thing. You're fighten me, chick-a-dee? Well, hell good luck girly. Hah hah."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "You want to take first or roll for"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "I can go first! Vanessa will gladly instruct you in the ways of suffering."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "sure"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie back from dinner
"Hah!" Vanessa laughs. "Little drink before the fight, eh? Man after my own heart." She steps forward, up to the little marker indicating where she's to start the fight, and then lazily punts it over toward a producer. "My agent says I need to stop showing up to fights hammered, though. Bad role model for women my age, you know? Oh, well, just makes the party afterward more fun, don't you think?"
And then she grins, hands deftly unbuttoning the suit jacket. "Oh, but you don't want to talk about the fun stuff? Well, then." She chuckles, and in one sweep, the jacket's off and flying backward, toward a stage hand who is probably about to be mobbed by fans seeking souvenirs. She grins, tosses a few punches at the air, and then says, "I guess I can show you a thing or two about how we little people do things!"
She shoves off the ground, then, and actually /glides/ across the surface of the street, dashing across the distance between her and Birdie in an instant and driving her fist into his gut.
COMBATSYS: Vanessa has started a fight here.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Birdie has joined the fight here.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
COMBATSYS: Birdie endures Vanessa's Dash Puncher.
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Vanessa 0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0 Birdie
[OOC] Vanessa says, "...:("
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "what did I say vanessa"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie made of meat sauce
[OOC] Vanessa says, "so you are"
[OOC] Vanessa hasn't fought someone made of meat before! I must experiment.
Well now, Birdie wasn't sure about her at first. She thought it'd be like fighting Hotaru again. He's pretty surprised when the woman actually starts talking about drinking beer before fights and showing up to them hammered. "What the bloody hell. You drink it so much that you showed up to fights hammered? Haha well I'll damned be looks like I found a woman who can hold their liquor." Birdie snorts, "And you're not a pansy either. Good."
Like a bull though, Birdie's rearing to find out. "Yeah I'd like to see how people like you do things." Birdie states. And he doesn't lie either. As Vanessa shoves herself off the ground and hightails her self, gliding across the street and right towards Birdie, he doesn't move. He raises his arms and takes the blow. "Hah!" He calls as the fist strikes his chest, driving the black behemoth back. "That's what I like to see! You ain't half bad at all, but it's my turn now! Let's see about this!"
And Birdie does the exact move back towards Vanessa. Except, he's not doing it with his fist.
He's doing it with his head. And his hairpiece. Attempting to barrel into her like a bull. Careful Vanessa, it's sharp.
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "My kind is a dying breed"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "But we live, unafraid to take damage"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Sustaining only off of Phys and throw"
COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Vanessa with Bull Horn.
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Vanessa 0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0 Birdie
[OOC] Vanessa says, "croikey"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie hurtz donut
Vanessa's eyes widen, a little, as Birdie just kind of stands there and takes the blow. Eats it alive! What sorcery is this!?
"Damn, man," she mutters. "You're a tough one, huh?" She slips back and away, bringing up her fists for the inevitable reprisal - and reprise he does. WITH HIS SKULL. She sort of gawps at it for a moment, not entirely sure how to block that. She tries anyway, and a valiant effort it is! But not valiant enough, as the sharpened hairpiece drives right through her guard and manages to pierce her chest, causing her to choke in surprise. She manages to scoot away before it damages anything important, but HOLY CRAP.
"Your hair is sharp!" she gags, shaking her head a little as if to make sure there's not some BLACK MAGIC affecting her judgment. "Your...why..."
She grunts, shakes her head, and then CHARGES AT BIRDIE AGAIN, pulling her fist back to drive it right into Birdie's gut (she can't reach his fest, let alone his gut) even harder than before. "Oh, whatever!"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "haha. I have a dodge"
COMBATSYS: Birdie interrupts Fierce Punch from Vanessa with Murderer Chain.
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Vanessa 1/------=/=======|====---\-------\0 Birdie
[OOC] Vanessa says, "ow."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "looks fun"
Gunther has arrived.
[OOC] Gunther sits down with a burrito and calmly stares at Birdie while eating it. :]
[OOC] Vanessa says, "i'm out of practice"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Fortunately I have a SECRET WEAPON"
Black Magic? Only Preston would say that! WHY BIRDIE OUGHTA. But Birdie cannot read minds. That's not his job. His job is to be the biggest wall of meat you could possibly meet. And he's doing it well.
"Hahaha. What, you think I'm going to be a push over for my size? You gotta be kiddin' me, chick-a-dee. I'm made of tough stuff. All muscle and beer." Birdie says with a jerk, snorting at the end like a bull. Just cause. He does that some times. "'Cause, keep it up with a lotta mixed stuff. It's pretty damn tough. Damn think it reflected light too. Hahaha!" Birdie laughs about that one. He thought it was funny.
But Vanessa might not be finding it as funny, even as she charges towards Birdie, sending a gut puinch right at him. And that's where things go sour. Birdie had been removing the chain from his arm, actually moving it off and waiting for Vanessa to charge. And she does. Wham. Birdie's chest resounds with an awesome might, but not all got though. Vanessa might find her arm caught in some heavy links of chain.
"Cheap cheap." Birdie states with a playful tone as he picks her up, the heavy links graping her arm tightly as he rips her over his head and hurls her to the ground besides her, only to actually pick her up again, whipping her up and then back down towards the ground on the other side.
Only after the second hurl does the links actually untighten, letting Vanessa free once more.
"Like that? It's pretty damn good huh?" Birdie asks, "Show me your stuff, toots. I don't want it to end too fast after finding a woman with a mean streak."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I believe it"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Gunther what are you doing"
[OOC] Gunther :]
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "why are you looking at me with a burrito"
[OOC] Gunther simply takes another bite and then points at. :]
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Iget your Burrito if I mangle her fast enough?"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "done deal"
Vanessa's mighty fists feel CHAIN wrapped around them. "SON of a --" and then the exact details of Birdie's geneology are recounted in excruciating detail, down to the fathers of his fathers' fathers, and the horses they loved so dearly. Fortunately for the 12-and-under members of the audience, it is mostly unintelligible as most of it is yelled into the concrete, before Vanessa is tossed halfway across the arena, eyes a little unfocused. "Hooookay," she mutters, levering her elbows and knees so she can rise. "Losing my touch. Well..." She drops back into her fighting stance.../well/ away from Birdie. She grins. "Then, if you want to see my stuff...HERE IT COMES!"
Energy sparkles around her left fist, as she holds it down low. She doesn't charge - she lingers well away from Birdie's range of attack, and throws a single perfect punch, which she holds for a moment, making sure the guiding line is correct --
She slashes upward with her left hand, the sparks of light transforming into a whirling maelstrom, a blast of hurricane-force wind hurtling downrange right at Birdie with maximum force!
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "oh god I wasn't ready for this"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "uhhhhh"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "oh thank you gods of DMluck"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "mand and this is a crush"
COMBATSYS: Birdie blocks Vanessa's Gaia Gear.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-------|=======\-------\0 Birdie
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Hah. Only a negative 44 percent toblocking"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I've got you now, Vanessa"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "god my arms"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "ha ha ha WE SHALL SEE"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Projectiles make baby birdie cry"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "but they're also hot"
Now, Birdie wasn't expecting that. Out of everything coming from Vanessa, Birdie wasn't expecting a hurricane force wind chi to come ripping up everything and everything at him.
But Birdie got that. Birdie got hurricane force winds ripping up at him as he looks towards Vanessa, a grin appearing over his face. "Haha. What you tryin' to do there?" Birdie asks, even when she tells him about her stuff coming.
And then Birdie's having problems hanging on. It just comes. It just comes and it DOESN'T STOP. Birdie's sent backwards by the wind, his meaty hands raising fast enough to actually stop the chi from chrushing his face, but the mealstrom of wind and debris ripping into him just sends him onto his ass even as he blocks it. "DAMN," Birdie barks out loud. "What the fuck was that?! How could you even do some shit like that is beyond me." Birdie sneer as he picks his ass back up. Running back into her is really out of the picture, and Birdie's got two options to choose now. Well, he's a stupid sunava gun, so he doesn't fire back.
Instead, he sits there, tapping his chin, breathing in' and out.
"C'mon. Once more, chick-a-dee."
COMBATSYS: Birdie gains composure.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-------|=====--\-------\0 Birdie
Vanessa frowns, a little, as Birdie manages to tackle the Gaia Gear head-on. Still...after a blow like that, he'll be winded. He seems to have taken it well, which is trouble for her, since that was the best thing she had handy for blowing a hole in him.
Oh well. The fight continues! She has to take advantage of this situation while she can, as best she can; she doesn't feel the need to rest right now, she wants to keep going! So she swoops low in a weaving, unpredictable stance, grinning, "So, more, eh!? You took that pretty well, sweetheart, I'm surprised!"
Then she surges forward suddenly, covering the distance between her and Birdie far faster than she did even earlier, practically seeming to not even bother to occupy the intervening space before she's right there, right in his face, back in that weaving stance, back and forth, her intentions totally unreadable. "But I'm not done yet!" she jeers - and then suddenly her right fist rises up in a savage uppercut that might just knock the wind out of even this titan of meat!
COMBATSYS: Vanessa successfully hits Birdie with Puncher Weaving.
- Power hit! -
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Vanessa 0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\1 Birdie
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "haha"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "..."
[OOC] Vanessa says, "That's a power hit!?"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Yep"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "but"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "that's"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "take what you can"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "that's one bar"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "off a level 6"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "TAKE WHAT YOU CAN"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "THIS IS MADNESS"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "what sorcery is this!?"
[OOC] Gunther says, "He is made of meat, ma'am."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "If you power hit me three more times with that"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I think I'd die"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "THREE MORE TIMES MAM"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "uh, really"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "yeah"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "'cuz my meters display says that that didn't actually hurt you at all"
[OOC] Gunther says, "You can do it, Vanessa. I believe in you. :]"
[OOC] Gunther touch
[OOC] Vanessa cries.
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "You can do it vannesa!"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Just stop getting hit"
Now, Birdie didn't see that coming! The titan of meat just threw himself into that one, even as Vanessa seems super capable of throwing herself into him. "Yeah, I took that pretty well I thought too, haha." Birdie states only as he looks towards Vanessa. And damn it looks like she's really coming back. Well, hell, Birdie's know what he's going t do.
Even as he moves into the blow, BAM, Birdie's face seems to watch her, his eyes going left right left right left right and then BAM Birdie's face is EXPLODING on itself. Okay, that's not true, but it really is hurling through his face with a rather power punch. Birdie's eyes go off in seperate directions almost as he doubles back.
"D-damn! Now that's what I was waiting for chick-a-dee! Now it's my time! And it really is. Birdie coming for Vanessa, a grin on his face as he makes his way back towards her, and then, well, he attempts to pick her up grabbing her body with her huge hands and then HURL HER back towards the ground with a HUGE TOSS, bouncing her across the ground! UNLESS.
[OOC] Vanessa says, "OK"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "you can dew eet"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "The world cries out for justice!"
[OOC] Gunther says, "PARRY"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES"
COMBATSYS: Vanessa fails to counter Medium Throw from Birdie with Puncher Vision.
- Power fail! -
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Vanessa 0/-------/=======|=======\=------\1 Birdie
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "holy fux"
[OOC] Gunther :(
[OOC] Yellow Birdie ::(
[OOC] Vanessa says, "ow"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I was like FUCK YES POWER H-HEY WAIT A SEC"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Today is Vanessa Fails at Life day."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Nooo"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I smashed that too"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "So you just ate like a PL7"
[OOC] Gunther says, "Jerk. :("
[OOC] Vanessa says, "that explains why it did 34"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "If you want"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I can give you like"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "A free compose or rest turn"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "actually nah"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I KNOW IN MY HEART"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Vanessa will make a come back"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "eh"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "I will just have to FIGHT MORE OFTEN"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "I WILL DEFEAT YOU, LOSING STREAK"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "DO YOU HEAR ME"
[OOC] Vanessa shakes a fist at the heavens.
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Well you did really well against Igniz"
[OOC] Gunther cheers.
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Like, you blocked everything, even countered him"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Yeah"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Vanessa has this bizarre luck where people equal or lower R can just run her ass right the hell over, but she does really well against people who have /higher/ R than her"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "It's downright unnatural"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "She almost soloed Vega"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "haha I saw that log"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Although I think he had slowdowned a bunch."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Actually I was in the same room :|"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "you did a lot with Gaia gear"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Yeah, because I was in TOP so I got to drop both DMs on it"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "So it blew him up."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "you did 19 though a DM/luck'd Guard block"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "to me"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Vanessa's got a pretty high Phys for R3.low."
[OOC] Vanessa says, "It's just a bit shy of 4.0 average, I think"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie is a high R2
[OOC] Gunther says, "Mmm, phys."
[OOC] Gunther has about 50 himself. :]
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "What's the average for a R4"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "like 50?"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "50, yeah"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie has more than that
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "same for throw actually"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "That is because you are made of meat and sorrow"
[OOC] Gunther says, "Raiden was like that."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Yeah. I have hueg Phys and throw. My Soak is R5'ish"
[OOC] Gunther says, "Raiden was a mid R3 with R6 Phys, THrow and Soak"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Which is why Chi attacks turn you into a crater?"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Aura/will are below average for me, yea"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I'm not balanced AT ALL"
[OOC] Gunther says, "Wow, sir. You really are a mini Raiden. Though I don't think you could beat his reflex of 11"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "No I have 22"
[OOC] Gunther says, "YOU CAN DODGE"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "SOMETHINGS"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "There was an attack so slow before I said that if I didn't dodge it"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I forgot it was there and then it would burn a hole through my nipples"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "though it was a giant ball of chi that SLOWWWWLY made its way towards me"
[OOC] Gunther says, "Raiden dodged once in his life and it was only because it was a final action and he actually had a chance above 20."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "haha."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie won blanka only because he took a 20 dodge
[OOC] Gunther says, "So after he made it I posed him having to sit down and take a big breather because he has never had to move so fast"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "hahaha"
Vanessa's excellent punch strikes home! And she falls back to a defensive posture, shifting her weight back and forth to be ready for anything Birdie might throw at her.
And then he CHARGES IN, and Vanessa's not having any of THAT. She moves - too fast to imagine, seeming to simply DISAPPEAR as she...
...trips over a pothole and right into Birdie's loving arms.
And then she's reintroduced to the pothole, and she just kind of lies there until further prodded, muttering something dazed.
Birdie accepts Vanessa's new found ability to fly, and uses it as a boon. Well, that's great. She even fills up the pot hole. Well, that was... uh... different. Birdie had thought something entirely different was going to happen. But to his surprise, it didn't. Well, that's entirely odd.
"Huh. Damn this streat's all fucked up. Who the hell pays people to do such a shitty job." Birdie snorts, "But since I'm a damn nice guy, I'm gonna let you have another shot before I continue on, huh?" Birdie states ending with a toothy, bastard like grin.
And so, Birdie just watches Vanessa. Yeah, just watches her. His eyes slightly slip out to look at a light pole. But that's about it.
COMBATSYS: Birdie focuses on his next action.
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Vanessa 0/-------/=======|=======\=------\1 Birdie
[OOC] Vanessa says, "sorry, jumped by RL. Posing now!"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "RL likes doing that"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "it hateses fun"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "it does"
Takuma has disconnected.
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "without takuma I lose my power"
Vanessa just kind of...lies there for a second. "Gettin' slow," she murmurs, grinning at Birdie. "Haven't had a good punch-up with a guy like you in a long time! I'm out of practice."
But she doesn't continue to lie there. She's nearly down, she feels, but...heck, why not see it through to the end? Maybe she can turn things around! Or at least hurt him enough that he'll remember it!
So slowly, slowly, she rises up, shaking the cobwebs out of her head, and smirking. "So let's keep it up! C'mon, c'mon, this isn't over yet! I've still got plenty left in me!"
And she proves it, too, sweeping forward with a hard hook punch to Birdie's belly. She's saving up. She has an idea...she just has to stay alive long enough to pull it off.
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "haha that was totally to us"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "It so was"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Man that."
COMBATSYS: Birdie fails to interrupt Hook Punch from Vanessa with Random Weapon.
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Vanessa 0/-------/=======|=======\===----\1 Birdie
[OOC] Vanessa says, "so the basic rule of this situation is that if I attack you with level 4s enough i will eventually take you down, one HP at a time"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Yeah"
Spider has disconnected.
Even as Vanessa gets up, well, Birdie's been eyeing that light fixture thre. You know. /That one/. The giant one that's just sitting there. The street lamp, and as Vanessa actually throws a punch, guess who actually does that. Yeah, you guessed it. Birdie actually grabs it and rips it off.
Birdie sends the pole hurdling at Vanessa, using it like a bat against her punch. "Same here, toots!" Birdie calls before getting plowed under foot by the punch, the weapon of choice literally exploding out towards the crowd and yonder, landing in water.
"Haha. You hit pretty hard! Let's see that again!" Birdie calls, even after backing of, his eyes still sort of bulging.
[OOC] Vanessa says, "and that..is all I needed."
[OOC] Vanessa says, "BWA HA HA HA"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "You don't have enough to suepr :|"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "you think so, eh"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Oh I'm getting Gaia geared again"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "You're supering"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "YOU'RE RIGHT I DON'T, HA HA HA HA"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "yes you do YOU LIE"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "well if you want to be like that it's DKO CITY"
[OOC] Vanessa :3
Vanessa's MIGHTY FISTS plow right the hell through that bat of a street lamp, smashing it to pieces and then smashing right through to Birdie's gut! She laughs as she skates back a bit, to make sure that Birdie doesn't have any OTHER new tricks...but then he jeers, calling for some new trick. "Hah. That, again? Oh, but that's so BORING, my boy! C'mon, let's spice it up a bit, huh?"
She leers at Birdie, as sparks of light dance around her entire right arm. "I've been saving this for a little while! You're the first person to see it! Treat it with respect!"
And then she blurs forward again, as the chi sparks around her arm solidify into a solid, whipping whirlwind of force, surrounding he arm as she drives a straight punch right into Birdie's gut, the wind chi spinning rapidly around her outstretched fist!
[OOC] Vanessa has enough for a /MAX/.
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "you mean Gaia gear isn't a max?"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "It was."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Oh"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "You have two MAXs?!"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "It's not anymore, it's just a super now since Vanessa's baseline upgrade."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Oh"
COMBATSYS: Birdie endures Vanessa's Puncher Finish.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-------|=======\=======\1 Birdie
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "AH YEAH THAT"S THE STUFF"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Puncher Finish is her new, IMPROVED MAX which has never before been seen on television"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "HOLY COW"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "VANESSA"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENDURE HORRIBLE TORTURE"
You know one of those things about treating moves with respect? Birdie just treated it with a hell of a lot of respect. Oh hells yeah he did. Even as Vanessa comes for him, telling about it, Birdie's all up into it. "Hehe. Damn straight I'm gonna." And Birdie finds out soon enough that that their is chi in that thar hills.
Hot diggity damn.
Birdie watces as it cleaves into him. Comes straight with a single punches wipping into his stomach. God DAMN it hurt, Birdie grits his teeth, he's bleeding like a lunatic, coughing up blood even as the wind chi tears off patches of skin. Birdie no like chi. It carves into him.
But the punch is pretty expected. YEAH. HEAR THAT. EXPECTED.
But Birdie ain't beat yet, struggling backwards with a glint in his eye. "PUNCH HARDER." Birdie sneers, "Now treat mine with respect, chick-a-dee!" Birdie calls, actually posing before pecking forward with his hair. Pecking over and over and over again towards Venessa, once twice, three times four five six. Birdie just pecks and pecks and pecks, throwing in punches and kicks, but mostly 'pecks' with his hair do, aiming to really leave a lasting mark on Vanessa.
Oh yeah, and HE'S STILL STANDING AFTER.
[OOC] Gunther says, "Oh dip. FOOLED"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "hmmm"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "so"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "do I take the 10% counter chance"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "it's kind of tempting"
COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Vanessa with The Birdie MAX.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0 Birdie
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Well, the block sure didn't work"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "No power hit so Counter wouldn't either"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "you must have rolled a 50 or something"
[OOC] Gunther says, "That look like it hurt"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Hers did 43"
[OOC] Vanessa took 41 :(
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I didn't see the chi when I endured it"
[OOC] Gunther tsks.
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "I saw it after"
[OOC] Gunther says, "I have done that before."
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Also, you de-died, you jerk"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "FIEND"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie was at 0 :D
[OOC] Vanessa says, "You leave me...with no choice!"
Spider has connected.
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "That actually isn't my most damaging move"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "It's the fastest"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Bull Revenger is."
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "THR PHYS"
ODROP::Spider heads OOC.
[OOC] Vanessa says, "oh god I'd die :("
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Yes"
[OOC] Vanessa blaaah. GO AWAY PEOPLE I AM POSING. Sorry, this won't be much longer. We're at the end anyway, so it's not a problem
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Yeah."
Vanessa manages to plow right the hell through him! Huzzah! Success!
...he doesn't fall over from it! Not as big a success.
She doesn't have the speed to keep up as Birdie plows into her, smashing her in the everything with HIS HAIR. And /then/ his fists and feet. And then his hair again, and it's all Vanessa can do to not SCREAM, and as it all ends, she does the only thing she can do when his MIGHTY HAIR is done with her.
She falls down and stays down.
COMBATSYS: Vanessa takes no action.
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Birdie 0/-------/---====|
COMBATSYS: Vanessa can no longer fight.
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Birdie 0/-------/---====|
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Nooooo"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Actually no final action?"
[OOC] Gunther jumps in and uses Large Marge on Birdie. "Victory is mine!"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "You earned it!"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "I couldn't figure out a cool way to hit you for a finale, so"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Yeah"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "Pity, but this just means we must MEET AGAIN"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "Sweet Fight, Vanessa"
[OOC] Yellow Birdie says, "IT DOES"
[OOC] Gunther says, "It was pretty epic."
[OOC] Vanessa says, "It's nice to get Vanessa out again, too"
[OOC] Vanessa says, "It's been like a damn month"
Birdie just watches as Vanessa get plowed a bit. Well, Vanessa falls over. Damn she was pretty tough. Birdie just falls on his ass, wheezing and breathing hard when she finally falls over. "God damn." Birdie states with a rather bleedly mouth, "You hit like a fucking train an I thought I was bad." Birdie snorts.
He just lays down and leaves an arm up so everyone can tell that he won. "Damn you're furocious. We're gonna have to do this again some time. Haha." Birdie announces as he moves to get a second wind.
Not that kind of second wind, no. Just some sort of wind.
Log created on 17:26:01 05/08/2008 by Birdie, and last modified on 22:26:12 05/08/2008.