Description: A Neo League match between Naerose Delphine and the mysterious Masked Doll is brought to Downtown Southtown. The witch's rap magic seems to overwhelm her opponent somehow, but things get kind of scary toward the end! (Winner: Naerose)
Downtown Southtown, this was gonna be a total Throw down. The downtown southtown throwdown, it was gonna be a beat down. This was gonna be all sorts of fun. The witch was here in her best sunday attire, which was really the same as her Saturday attire and Friday attire and Thursday and .. every other day attire. It was always red of course and she was always wearing her shades and her hat and today? She had a totally awesome ice cream cone! Yay! Ice cream! Who doesn't like Ice cream? I mean seriously, I'd like you to find one person, ANY one person who is like Ice cream? No thank you (in a really deep voice) That person doesn't exist.
"So so who's my rap battle opponent?" Asks the witch. One of the organizers groans, but honestly can he be surprised? He was given the job of dealing with a Naerose fight.
"Ah. this is.. er.. not a .. rap battle."
"I totally know that!" exclaims the witch, "Man you guys are gullible."
Course with her antics what do you expect?
The crowd would be modest today, Naerose may not be one of the top tier fighters, but she is very well known for antics and if nothing else you can usually expect to see an amusing display, if not your typical action packed. She even has a few fans.
Naerose has dropped a connection.
The other fighter comes pushing her way out of the crowd not long after Naerose finishes poking fun at Mr. Announcerguy. And she's pretty mean about it, shoving one or two people hard enough that they fall or even topple the people near them as they try to catch themselves. It's like watching a row of dominos almost. "Out of the way." she says, coldly.
Man though, something about her seems really familiar. "The hell is your problem, Cammy? Did they pay you extra to take a Heel turn?" one guy asks. And then the rest of the crowd is like 'Ohhhh' as if they didn't recognize the pigtails and the Doll uniform until someone spelled it out for them like that.
Lucky for them, Decapre doesn't take offense to that. She just looks at the announcer, and then over toward Naerose, before taking Cammy's exact same fighting stance.
"Man, when did Cammy start wearing a mask? That's lame. No one's gonna want a poster without her face on it..."
All of a sudden the witch is snot nearly the main attraction. She watches the people get shoved and is like woah.
"Hey, that girl has some serious problems huh." The witch observes and then gives a winning grin to the announce,
"Check this out, I really have this under control." Naerose grips her broom, surely she is going to start attacking right now right?! RIGHT?!
Nae-nae walks up toward the masked fighter, reaching into her hat with her free hand to pull out her official Cammy card. There really shouldn't be that much information on people like that, but sometimes they fight in stuff so there would be a fighter card.
"Huh, alright well, this card doesn't say you're any good at rapping.. so.."
Naerose starts the beat box with her broom like it's a mic. Then she stops.
"Can't hide, can't fight, pull back, you're giving everything you've got and more. Hoping she feels the same way about you."
Yeah, Nae-nae says she knows this isn't a rap battle.. but she starts rapping anyway.
COMBATSYS: Naerose has started a fight here.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|
Y- yeah. Cammy's probably no good at rapping. And her impersonator here certainly isn't any better. She wouldn't even try. Especially not out in front of all these people. "This is some kind of joke, right? He just gave the signal to start, and you're still just playing around...? You ought to take things a little more seriously. But perhaps this will persuade you."
The masked doll sure does a great Cammy impression. You couldn't hear any Russian accent in that at all. It sounded British, just like it's supposed to. But what's this the blonde is planning to persuade the witch with? Ah... seems she just went all Wolverine and popped two sets of metal claws out of her gloves, three on each hand. And now she's trying to slash at... her hat?
COMBATSYS: Decapre has joined the fight here.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Decapre
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Decapre's Medium Strike.
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Naerose 0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0 Decapre
Well! It has begun apparently. Naerose gasps and brings her broom up to block a punch, then sees claws and is like WOAH. Instead she lowers her shoulder and takes the damage off of it instead of straight across her poor body. Brown eyes widen over the round rim spectacles and she backs away a little.
"You're way to serious!" exclaims the witch in way of retort. Then.. she starts to rap again, the audience meanwhile might find her rapping horrible, and infact it is terrible, but at least amusing.
"I ain't bout to be a gold miner, but check this chick if you don't mind her, cause I'm gonna toss one fat Sagitta Minor!"
And then Naerose flings her wrist and a peppering of darts of chi like ice in the air, they would totally sting of they hit. Some of the audience meanwhile is like, cool, while Naeroes makes her attack, with a big grin.
COMBATSYS: Decapre endures Naerose's Sagitta Minor.
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Naerose 0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0 Decapre
Look at her face! That mask doesn't have a smilie on it, does it? It has the same expression as Doctor Doom's mask, and on top of that, and through the eyeholes, all anyone can really see is two glowing red dots. Are those really eyes are or just like, LEDs? "Tch! As I said, this is a fight! And if you're up against someone like me, it may as well be a /death match/! One ought to conduct herself accordingly..." Decapre croons ominously, in an almost sing-song-y tone. It's definitely not rapping, though.
And when she's finished her reply, she just kind of... stands there and allows herself to be pelted with darts of cold chi. She doesn't seem to *like* it, since it makes her kind of grumble behind her mask. But then all of a sudden she's spinning forward and trying to do a Cammy move, the one where she does a short hop, stops, and throws a backfist at her opponent with her gauntlet all glowing with psycho power. Only in the December Doll's case, said psycho power is red, and there are those claws to make a backfist a little bit more of a scary thing.
COMBATSYS: Decapre successfully hits Naerose with Axle Spin Knuckle.
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Naerose 0/-------/=======|====---\-------\0 Decapre
Well maybe it was a death match for Decapre, but for Naerose this was more like a DEF JAM. And far be it her not to say that. . Just as soon as she stops getting hit in the face with claws and a backfist. Though that biiig smile never quite gets wiped off her face, no matter how hard Decapre may try to do just that. Meanwhile the witch is hurting from being hit, but don't count her out yet. She's hurting but who wouldn't be. The question is if she can't give a little (or more than a little) of that hurt back.
"Wow, you're serious, like a master plan, but look at me gettin up cause I think I can. Yo- Wha?"
The witch still raps.
"I totally don't got a rap for this, En Criento!" The witch cries and flings a palm full of chi fury at Decapre.
IT's really like an explosion from her hand.
COMBATSYS: Decapre blocks Naerose's End Creation.
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Naerose 1/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0 Decapre
Decapre is pretty obviously a more close-quarters brawler, but well, she's trying to mimic Cammy, so she still does a backflip to try and get away from Naerose after attacking her in this case, even if it's just for the sake of keeping up appearances. And then she crosses her arms up to try and soak up that black magic stuff in Naerose's palm with her gauntlets so she doesn't get burned.
"Hmph! So is this you being serious, or are you still just playing with me?" the brainwashed teen asks, just before reaching out and trying to pull the redhead into a front-suplex.
COMBATSYS: Naerose parries Decapre's Quick Throw!
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Naerose 1/------=/=======|====---\-------\0 Decapre
Naenae wasn't in the mood for suplexes, they were the sort of thing that makes a witch want to get out of the way, and on top of that she gives Dacepre a helping hand into the ground by rolling around with a rather unusually graceful step over the girl's back in mid grab, then as the witch comes around to face Decapre's back, she gives her a little push with her hand, nothing hard or serious enough to cause damage, just enough to let the masked maniac continue in her momentum. . away from Naerose. Who stands at her not especially impressive height, unchecked, behind, her shades gleaming in the light.
Was she taking this fight seriously? It was hard to tell, everything she said certainly was a resounding NO, but then her actions certainly lacked the same sort of ludicrousness one comes to expect.
"If you thought this would be an easy win to win, you shoulda, could woulda been, but now yer a has been, yeah. -word." The witch raps. . horribly.
"Also, Sagitta Major!"
She summons a huge icicle of pain over her head and flings it at Decapre.
COMBATSYS: Decapre dodges Naerose's Sagitta Major EX.
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Naerose 1/-------/=======|====---\-------\0 Decapre
Decapre seems a little confused by this turn of events, since she sort of tilts her head after completing her failed maneuver and pushing herself back upright. How did *that* happen? It's not really all that frustrating, even for someone as psychotic as Natasha here, so we'll just leave ti at that.
Or will we? The thing that happens next doesn't make very much sense either! The Doll puts her arms up like she's going to be hardcore and try to block this, but then at the last minute she totally bails to one side in an elaborate diving roll to get the heck out of the way.
That looked kind of serious afterall, she thinks. It was moving way too fast, and she's not quite sure how she dodged it but it looks like she's safe now. So she gets up to a kneeling position, knocks one set of claws against the ground to help them start vibrating, and then starts running a current of colorless psychopower down into them, making them ripple the same way heat does when it rises off concrete. This tends to make her claws look all wavy and ripple so their path is harder to follow when she thrusts them at an opponent, and on this occasion she seems to throw herself forward into a roll and try to cut at the witch's legs like she's Balrog rather than Cammy. Maybe she's still confused...
COMBATSYS: Decapre successfully hits Naerose with Rippling Razor.
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|======-\-------\0 Decapre
Woah woah woah, Naerose takes a fall but that wwasn't a sweep, it was energy that cut down her mobility and caused her to tumble back. Still she can't let that go unchecked. Naerose has one choice and one choice only. She rolls back, trying to regain her footing and then fixes her shades, her hat, her broom, all things are check, they're a go. She takes a deep breath.
"Sometimes.. you just gotta risk it.. huh.
She seems to be considering something, She must be taking things seriously now.
"Cause when you ain't got it you don't know whatcha want it until you find out you won't have it, whatever it is." She raps.. Apparently not taking things seriously. This must be a joke.. And then.. She summons a javelin of ice like before and tries hurling at Decapre's front instead of her back this time.
COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Decapre with Sagitta Major EX.
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Naerose 1/---====/=======|=======\=------\1 Decapre
Decapre has no idea what Naerose is even rapping about anymore at this point, and uh, it's sort of becoming distracting for that very reason. So while getting stepped on didn't irk her that bad, being constantly rhymed at kind of is.
So the fighter with the pigtails and the tiny hat starts to growl. And then the witch busts out with the same exact move twice and the teenager tries to dive out of the way again just like last time. Without the attempting to block. Which, maybe she should have done both at once come to think of it, because that seriously hurt. Did that icicle actually get *stuck* in her? "Rrrgh!"
Oh man, she's really raging out isn't she? There's like this red aura of anger surging up around her now.
COMBATSYS: Decapre gathers her will.
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Naerose 1/---====/=======|=======\====---\1 Decapre
"Wow, you really need to COOL OFF!" exclaims the red witch, who uses this chance to make just that happen.. by stepping back and getting a refreshing drink from a nearby vendor. It was a lemonade stand set up near the action to catch those dollars from the onlookers, but now it's going to catch the hand, red painted nails of Naeorse - very stylish by the way - as she reaches for, secures and gulps down a refreshing glass of lemonade.
"Wow, that was nice. I figure in all those shows like Dragon ball.. something they let people do their grunting stuff and don't you know, interfere. Well.." Naerose pushes her shades up her nose,
"I'm totally not that charitable!"
Meanwhile the ground around her glows with glyphs and she then performs the meanest move in a crowded downtown area she can.
"This ain't a popcorn showa, nor a rainfall, this is not a water fall, this is totally a STAR FALL!"
And with that the witch flings her arms with red detachable sleeves (would totally come sold separately on the Nae-nae action figure line) and summons wave after wave of falling stars.
People scream and scatter, though none of them seem to hit anyone else, except well, they seem to rain mostly over Decapre.
COMBATSYS: Decapre fails to interrupt Star Fall from Naerose with Crimson Cascade.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|=======\=====--\1 Decapre
[OOC] Decapre says, "Owowow"
[OOC] Naerose says, "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!"
[OOC] Decapre says, "Hahaha"
Oh god, it's Brawl all over again. PK Starstorm!?! Decapre gets so freaked out by how crazy this attack looks that she powers down in favor of uhh... running away? No wait, it looks like she's going to try and throw all of the energy she's already gathered at Naerose as one big wash of psychic power. But there's just not enough. She wasn't ready. It all just kind of fizzles and gets overtaken by the rain of stars and the Masked Doll gets pummeled all to hell.
By the end of it, the blonde is down on one knee, laughing and shaking her head as she palms her face. "I guess I underestimated you. But at least now I have no reason not to go all out. I hope you're ready to die!"
But right now she's so messed up 'Rose might have a little more time to prepare than Decapre's warning implies...
Man, not just Decapre, but Naenae is totally stunned. She stares over the rims of her shades while her mouth hangs opened in disbelief at the situation. The fact that someone took all of her falling stars and isn't down, no worse, looks REALLY REALLY MAD.
"Ohh.. snap.." she says with a foreboading concern for her own safety.
"This girl is for real. I .. er.." Naenae considers her situation. She could run for it, she could.. Well ever run someone over and then think I better run them over again cause I'm already going to jail? That's sort of the s - wait you havn't? Neither has Naerose, but she feels that way.
Rushing forward she makes what looks to be desperation more than actual calculation. Like sort of a, here have another, please don't get up sort of move, but instead of explaining it she just cries out,
"En Criento!"
And Naerose puts out a burst of energy from her palm toward Decapre's face. Please don't get up
COMBATSYS: Decapre fails to interrupt End Creation from Naerose with Spin Drive Slasher.
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Naerose 0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0 Decapre
[OOC] Decapre says, "NOW how am I alive!?"
[OOC] Naerose isn't sure.
Decapre totally gets up. But you know what? She falls right back down. There's this wicked flash and a lightning bolt comes out of no where for effect to let everyone know the evil Psycho Doll is about to open up a can with her most brutal and murderous killing technique. But she... can't see? There's hands in her face, and they just exploded with energy and blew her backward.
The brainwashed teen is flat on her back after that, with her arms spread wide, and gloved fingers just sort of twitching.
"Mannnn. Who scripted this crap? Cammy would never lose if she wasn't acted all mean like that. I *told* you guys, this is lame." that guy from the start of the match says all loud from the cheap seats, sitting there on the sidewalk with the other spectators. But uhh, the announcer hasn't called the match yet.
Naerose is totally panicking though, because despite her best efforts, Decapre just won't stay down. She's thrown everything and the kitchen sink at her. She's. Tried. Everything. The witch is seriously starting to freak out something fierce. When she lowers her hand, palm extended and witnesses the still moving and more than just twitching Decapre, she is struck with the feeling that things are not over and they could get bad. Really the creature before her was just as capable of hurting in this state than any other, you know caged animal.
Needless to say the witch has stopped rapping.
"Ohmygosh! ohmygosh ohmygosh!" She exclaims, raises her broom and then starts swinging it at Decrape to literally hit her on the head over and over and over and over and over again. If she succeeds the first time and Decapre stops moving, she'll probably get dead horse affect, because she's like, totally freaking out man!
COMBATSYS: Decapre dodges Naerose's Clean Sweep.
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Naerose 0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0 Decapre
Decapre howls with even more rage it seems as soon as Naerose tries to finish her off with that broom, and manages to roll from side to side dodging each attempt like Jackie Chan or something. And then she's suddenly pushing up onto her hands and trying to plant both boots in the middle of the witch's face, with enough force to break her glasses if she doesn't get out of the way in time.
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Decapre's Strong Kick.
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Naerose 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Decapre
Woah! The witch ducks and the boot glances off the top of her head and hat instead, setting her to tumble a little and only just barely catch herself. Now, half on the ground Naerose is not freaking out only a little, she's freaking out a lot. She's totally flippin' out man! This thing, it really was like a machine, it was still up, still alive, still coming at her and Naeroes is totally starting to think.. What can I do to end this ..?! She decides her best bet is to do something to keep Decapre down, but she's coming for her and Nae doesn't have her feet.
"Stoppit!" she exclaims and kicks and kicks her heeled boots at Decapre to try and gain herelf some distance as the struggle moves down to the ground.
COMBATSYS: Decapre interrupts Light Kick from Naerose with Crimson Cascade.
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Naerose 1/------=/=======|===----\-------\0 Decapre
COMBATSYS: Decapre can no longer fight.
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Naerose 1/------=/=======|
[OOC] Naerose says, "Wow"
[OOC] Decapre says, "-2 health"
[OOC] Naerose says, "+2 health :P"
At this point, when something's made her this mad? The only way anyone really can put the Berserker Doll down is by allowing her to release all of that anger in one huge burst. Like uh... she's been trying to do several times in the match. In retrospect maybe 'Rose should have just let her! As it is she just keeps taking massive damage and lurching back up to her feet!
"Shut up! I'll stop when I'm good and ready! I'm not done hurting you! You're going to pay!" Ah, hey, she lost the Cammy voice. She's talking all Ruskie now and her voice is totally deeper and more raspy than the Killer Bee's.
When Naerose tries to kick her away though, there's suddenly another wash of red energy, kind of like what she tried to fight off that star shower with moments ago. But since she's not trying to stop falling stars with it this time, it turns out to actually work this time. The witch gets hit with what looks like a horizontal waterfall of red liquid. It has the appearance of blood, and it really burns on contact kind of like acid. Only, since it's psycho power there's no *visible* damage to either body or clothing. Just residual pain that makes you think there was.
It's the last of the monster's power though, it seems. The lights in her mask fade and turn back into actual human eyes just before collapses in a heap, laughing weakly. "Heheh..."
And then the announcer *finally* comes over to check on Naerose, reaching to take her hand and raise it for those watching. "Your winner, Naerose Delphine!"
Naerose is totally like.. HOLYSNAPTHISHURTSOWOWOWOOWWO And jerks and convulses trying to escape the hurt, but it's a mental attack sort of so that makes it hard to do and then when the doll collapses, does Naenae buy it ? No.
"Leggo of me," she tells the announcer so she can better grasp her broom with both hands in a wary ready hold while watching the doll wearily.
"I am so out of here."
"Hey, what about the lemonade, you owe me ninety nine cents!" Cries a vendor at the fleeing witch, who stumbles into things as if drunk from psycho hurt.
"Oh ahh.." The witch begins.
"She'll pay!" She exclaims and points at Decapre. She then totally bolts.
COMBATSYS: Naerose has ended the fight here.
Log created on 13:13:19 05/08/2008 by Decapre, and last modified on 15:13:41 05/10/2008.