Neo League 651 - #654: Zach vs Naerose

Description: Neo League April 28, ZachVNaerose ( Winner: Zach )

You know that machina thing where you woke up and it was all a dream? Well the witch total had a similar dream. She drempt that her mysterious agency that she has setting up her fights called Zach, set up a Neo League and he was totally beating her up at the beach when she offered him some tasty drinks. First of all this dream had some problems. One, Naerose had no agent. Two, she would never offer someone else a drink. However as she wakes up, at the beach, having been laying in the sun under a parasol she remembers that she needed some cash to pay for a parking ticket when she left her scooter parked through the display window of a local store in china town and had thus contacted Neo League about a fight. Needless to say, there was probably no purse to be had.

"Hey.. lets get this over with." The witch says to herself gets up, stretches her lips by smiling and then the face sticks. Just sticks.

COMBATSYS: Naerose has started a fight here.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Zach has joined the fight here.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Zach

There's always a purse. Otherwise it'd be slavery, or some other less than legitimate thing. Naerose clearly fails to collect, is all. Fighting is Zach's primary source of income, though that is no surprise. Fighting pays LOADS more than groundskeeping at a youth center, after all.

Zach frowns, he remembers this girl from the thing on the ship. It wasn't pleasant, and he's noticed how people... just don't /like/ Naerose. Must be something to it.

Zach slides into a fighting stance, and brings his power to the fore, cultivating it for ready use. "Right," he says.

COMBATSYS: Zach gathers his will.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|====---\-------\0             Zach

Well this was going to happen here and now and nothing the witch said was going to change that. After all, she kind of needed the cash. It was a bit embarrassing. So .. here we go.

"Alright, well lets have a clean fight.. I totally had a dream we fought and I asked you not in the face.. and you started hitting me in the face. It remember it was unpleasant. So lets just keep this reallly friendly and nothing sneaky,"

Yeah right. The witch flings her arm and if she was wearing sleeves rather than a red sarong over a red swimsuit it might flutter with the chi darts that hurl through the air to pepper the area around Zach.

COMBATSYS: Zach fails to slow Sagitta Minor from Naerose with Ka-Psi-Ne Ate.

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Naerose          0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0             Zach

Zach whips both arms up, forging a trio of sheets out of his formidable willpower, and tries to bring them down between himself and the incoming darts. His aim is off, and the sheets slam down behind (as opposed to in front of) the projectiles.

Zach staggers back as the weapons jab into his torso with that more than familiar burning sensation. Ah, chi, breath of the earth. Why must it hate Zach so?

Well ... okay, the witch takes this a moment to mean that Zach is preoccupied with her chi energies and whatever he was trying to summon, she totally figures it's no big deal and CHARGES!

"Here I come." cries the witch and aims to get close to Zach and makes for a grab at him.

This move is totally not what it looks like, her momentum is far to much, she is actually trying to grab Zach in order to stop herself from ending up face first in the sand.

COMBATSYS: Zach interrupts Medium Throw from Naerose with Third Stance.

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Naerose          0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0             Zach

Zach takes half a step back as Naerose starts her charge, inhaling as he prepares. Naerose barrels into him, forcing the shorter man back a bit, causing his knees to buckle. Zach, however, knows an opportunity when he sees it. He sweeps one arm up, something resembling so much purple armor forming around his arm as he throws an uppercut right into Naerose's jaw. The armor fades before Zach's flesh and blood fist connects, sending the Red Witch flying across the beach.

She sails magnificantly and is totally surprised for who knew that Zach packed such a wild punch. Actually, she kind of had a clue about that already, but now, now things would be different. Now.. she would SEE. That is once she wiped the sand out of her eyes.

"Son of a dog!" she exclaims and rubs at her shades, as though they were her eyes and then looks over at Zach with sand cascading off her hat.

"So .. do you like beaches?" The witch asks, seeming as way of passing the time for a moment.

COMBATSYS: Naerose focuses on her next action.

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Naerose          0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0             Zach

"Not so much," Zach says. "Beaches are a summer thing, and I'm not a fan of hot weather."

Enough of the idle chit-chat. Zach decides its time to get on the offensive, dashing in quickly and throwing another punch into Naerose's midsection. More of that purple armor flickers into existance around Zach's fist, adding a bit more than just fist on flesh damage to the strike.

COMBATSYS: Naerose interrupts Medium Punch from Zach with Sagitta Major EX.

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Naerose          1/------=/=======|=======\==-----\1             Zach

Meanwhile the witch raises a finger into the air, summons fourth a huge icicle javelin of copywrite violation and waits till she can see the white of Zach's eyes, feel his burning first and then lets loose the pain, flinging the projectile right at Zach, hoping, well letting it do it's thing, go right at him, give her some distance and breathing room and a moment to comment,

"That really hurt!" more of an exclamation really.

Zach flies through the air, flipping and dropping a hand to the beach and skidding along on the single palm for a moment before regaining his footing. He stares across the way at Naerose warily, weighing his options.

Thinking done, Zach dashes across the beach again, throwing sand up in his wake as he snaps a quick jab to Naerose's midsection, followed by a short burst of energy to the chest!

COMBATSYS: Zach successfully hits Naerose with Fierce Punch.

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Naerose          1/-======/=======|=======\===----\1             Zach

The witch gets hit head on by Zach. Being shoved back and having to stagger to keep her feet. It's with a start that she realizes, man, he totally hit me.. . AND IT HURT! The witch hits her bottom and is forced into a sitting position. Still looking quite stunned.

"Aw.. man." she sputters.

"I have to make this next hit count!" she says and begins to take aim, clearly charging for something BIG.

COMBATSYS: Naerose focuses on her next action.

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Naerose          1/-======/=======|=======\===----\1             Zach

Zach frowns at Naerose. By her own testimony, she's loading up for something brutal. Glen decides not to wait, charging across the beach once more in a straight line before suddenly dropping his center of gravity and then rising up to slam a shoulder into the witch's midsection in an attempt to knock her into the air. The momentum of the move carries Zach upward, and he spins once before unloading a wide swath of psycho power directly at Naerose with a cry of "POWER DUNK!"

COMBATSYS: Zach successfully hits Naerose with Second Stance.

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Naerose          2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|=======\====---\1             Zach

Not only is Naerose flung up into the air, she is also knocked down into the water and has well, one big splash when she gets nailed by all sorts of psycho power. It sucks. So bad it sucks, but that's not the end of her. Naerose doesn't drown you know? She manages to just crawl out of the water before giving a cry of..

"Star fall" before collapsing. And then comes the falling stars of death and despair. People around Zach might start running for their lives, the witch? Resumes tanning sort of. Only she'll probably burn this time a bit.

COMBATSYS: Naerose can no longer fight.

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Zach             1/---====/=======|

COMBATSYS: Zach dodges Naerose's End Creation End.

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Zach             1/---====/=======|

Zach's eyes shoot upward to catch... INCOMING!

Zach bobs and weaves, and more than once tucks and rolls to avoid the incoming projectiles. The beach is torn apart from the repeated impacts as Zach somehow manages to avoid them.

When the dust settles, Zach is still standing, but not much else is. Glen simply walks away as medical teams go and pull the Red Witch out of the water.

COMBATSYS: Zach has ended the fight here.

Log created on 14:37:46 04/28/2008 by Naerose, and last modified on 16:07:37 04/28/2008.