Description: *Season Four, Episode five* IF you were a nursery rhyme you would totally be frightened by this fella sitting next to you. And when you're home, trying to do some house cleaning the last thing you need is this super nanny!
YOYOYO WELCOME TO MTV15 Cribs! Today we are looking into the lavish lifestyle of the fighter and SNF announcer. One of the most eccentric characters in the fighting world, though hardly a well known fighter, today we look into the life of Naerose Delphine.
A camera shot of a alley way, "Yo, and here we are, lets see the CRIB!
It's a cardboard box, drawn red with crayons. The witch in question is out front, a clothes line is decked with the same red dresses she wears while a small can has a fire going inside and a ladle cooking soup over top. The witch meanwhile is out front sweeping.
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The Spider and some of R's best paid the skimpily clothed gang's headquarters, and after wiping out their ilk, it was learned that Naerose had been kicked out. Not one to leave loose ends open, the Spider is hot on Naerose's trail. After tracking her to the slums of Southtown, he climbs out of a black Saab parked on the street. He exhales a cloud of smoke as he stalks across the street, his eyes hidden behind his aviator sunglasses.
The witch meanwhile, with a whistling tune and a bit of sunlight reflecting down the broken glass windows is happily sweeping away and totally oblivious to the danger lurking really close and scary near her. She doesn't think to look around and therefore would never notice the creeeepig spider and all of his people. She also does a terrible job with the sweeping, really just moving stuff around with the broom. Meanwhile danger comes ever closer and to prove the bad luck of the witch, a cat totally crosses her path, black and everything. She adjusts her shades and shrugs, resumes sweeping.
"Naerose," comes a cold voice, from behind the witch. The Spider stands there, exhaling a cloud of smoke. He tosses his cigarette aside. "It's time that you paid for your past crimes. Rugal is very displeased with you - and I am the agent of his wrath." He slowly twists his head from side to side, popping his neck, before his hands ball into fists.
COMBATSYS: Spider has started a fight here.
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"Huh?" The witch asks then looks up and then looks over at Spider and is totally like,
"Wait, who is this Rugal and who are you and .. how do yo uknow my name if you're not a fan?"
The witch adjusts her hat with the handle of her broom and then sits back on a milk crate.
COMBATSYS: Naerose has joined the fight here.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Spider
The Spider smirks, as he advances. "He's the last name you're gonna know." He aims to grab Naerose by the wrist, turning and attempting to fling her over his shoulder, into the alley wall. "Prepare to die, bitch."
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Spider's Hymn of Solomon.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Spider
The witch is totally like, way no, I mean no way and she only just fights, she rolls with the throw and gets something of a safe fall, but it still hurts. The witch is force to do the only thing she knows to do when someone hurts her. She whines.
"Hey, that isn't very nice.. " She looks over the area and pushes to her feet then adjusts her shades, nothing better than adjusting her shades.
COMBATSYS: Naerose focuses on her next action.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Spider
The Spider turns side long, striking a fighting stance with is front hand down and his back hand up. He jukes towards Naerose twice, quickly, as he shakes either hand, before his leg darts up, aimed at Naerose' throat.
COMBATSYS: Spider focuses on his next action.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Spider
The Spider turns side long, striking a fighting stance with is front hand down and his back hand up. He jukes towards Naerose twice, quickly, as he shakes either hand, before his leg darts up, aimed at Naerose' throat. It's a feint, not meant to hit.
Well the witch figures it is time to start making her attacks. She makes turn toward Spider and is totally all about getting rid of him
"Time to go someplace else cause I am totally not about this whole thing about being dead and stuff."
It's not a great attack, just a nice kick to the chest. Round house, she saw that in that game, dead rising.
COMBATSYS: Spider fails to counter Strong Kick from Naerose with Falling Angel.
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Naerose 0/-------/-----==|=====--\-------\0 Spider
he Spider gets struck in the chest by the kick, getting hit right in the diaphram. His face strains as his neck tenses. His fists are at either side as he sucks in breath, recovering from the strike and letting out a deep, low hiss.
Well the witch is totally going to go along with what she has, she charges forward and raises her broom, twirls it around her head and then aims to finish Spider off, the old one two punch. This is the two. Seriously, she's aiming to absolutely end this fight right here and there except she doesn't know about the other R operatives. For great honor.
COMBATSYS: Spider dodges Naerose's Deep Strike.
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Naerose 0/-------/-----==|=====--\-------\0 Spider
The Spider ducks down beneath the broom with a quick movement. His right hand flashes out for Naerose's diaphram while he's down, attempting to land a blow on her and knock the wind out of her. His hissing voice murmurs, "Time to take you down a notch."
COMBATSYS: Naerose parries Spider's Quick Punch!
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Naerose 0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0 Spider
But the witch for all her being attacked at the diaphram has other plans, she insteed jumps on her broom, and shoots off at Spider. The range is pretty close as she tries to run him over in flight and not run into the wall of the alley. This would be quite a feet for her, being as she is typically one to crash. . often. Still she presses her broom backed assault and charges toward her opponent on said broom, riding side saddle with her head down as she goes.
COMBATSYS: Spider blocks Naerose's Delphine Charge EX.
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Naerose 0/-------/---====|=======\-------\0 Spider
The Spider puts his arms in front of his head, getting drilled back into the wall. He attempts to grab the broom and twist it, unceremoniously dumping Naerose to the ground. He hisses some gibberish, obviously frustrated.
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Spider's Falling Angel.
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Naerose 0/-------/-======|=======\-------\1 Spider
The witch does get dumped, but she holds on to her broom, thus not losinng it and lands skidding on her feet, rather than face first. She then proceeds to try to wrestle her broom free with a great deal of yanking and twisting and even a bit of whining.
"Hey, leggo!" she cries while trying to get Spider off and then in an attempt to really get him off, pulls with a sort of whirling motion to fling him off the broom,
"I said leggo!"
COMBATSYS: Spider dodges Naerose's Strong Throw.
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Naerose 0/-------/-======|=======\-------\1 Spider
The Spider releases the broom, getting some of his wind back by now. He drops down and aims a hard jab right at one of Naerose's knees, attempting to do some damage and hobble her. "Hyah!" he cries.
COMBATSYS: Naerose endures Spider's Quick Punch.
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Naerose 0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0 Spider
This of course, totally works, the witch goes down on one knee and she's like out. I mean really, ow, that was kind of painful, but worse yet, she was like suddenly at Spider's mercy, except not really cause all she had to do is get him off and away from her somehow and if your attempts at being safe do not succeed when you are hobbled. Try hurling a huge icicle at your opponent.
"Take this, Sagitta major!"
Which is exactly what she does.
COMBATSYS: Spider endures Naerose's Sagitta Major!!
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Naerose 1/-------/=======|=======\===----\1 Spider
The Spider gets speared by the icicle as he charges forward. "RRAGH!" he screams, in sheer rage and desperation. He attempts to grab Naerose around the head with a reverse headlock, before repeatedly thrusting the blade of his outstretched hand into her spinal column, hopefully doing some damage.
COMBATSYS: Spider successfully hits Naerose with Masechet.
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Naerose 1/---====/=======|====---\-------\0 Spider
EEk, Naerose is getting spine throttled. Actually it occurs to her this spider guy is kind of mean. Not that she knows his name, or can even really remmeber much about her, except, she is really doing all sorts of mean hurtful things and the witch is kind of starting to wonder, when will the hurting stop? No time soon unfortunately for her.
Eventually though she wrestles free and starts to consider, is house and home worth this kind of abuse? Nah probably not.
"Okay okay, Woah, stop hitting me!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose gains composure.
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Naerose 1/-----==/=======|====---\-------\0 Spider
The Spider releases Naerose from his grip, taking a moment to wipe some blood from his lips. His knees bend as his arm flies out in an uppercut, aimed to rock Naerose's world. "YAH!"
COMBATSYS: Spider successfully hits Naerose with Quick Punch.
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|===----\-------\0 Spider
Man this spider guy is not letting up and the witch just takes a rocking after rocking and sort of has to adjust her jaw. IT seems to have moved someplace she didn't intend for it to go. Her eyes narrow over the rim of her shades and she peers at Spider then grins.
"Okay, so I get it, you want something, I have stuff you can have, just ask and .. you know, stop hitting me?" She forgot to say please, but she's probably thinking it.
COMBATSYS: Naerose focuses on her next action.
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|===----\-------\0 Spider
The Spider says, "The only thing I'm going to take is your life." His arms slowly move to his sides, his hands in fists, as he watches Naerose through his cracked shades.
COMBATSYS: Spider gains composure.
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|=------\-------\0 Spider
"Huh, in that case.." The witch begins and then aims a pretty solid swing of her broom toward Spider's head, "See ya!"
Hit or miss the witch continues to spin around and seems intent on turning tail and running. Of course the end result could be that the crazy mean man grabs said broom and makes Naerose unhappy or grabs said Naerose, really the only things that would make her happy would be him getting all laid out.
COMBATSYS: Spider counters Fierce Strike from Naerose with Star of Zion.
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Naerose 1/--=====/=======|==-----\-------\0 Spider
The Spider's arm flicks upwards as his head ducks down, grabbing the broom. His other hand lashes out at Naerose's solar plexus, smashing her backwards into a wall. He keeps his hold on the broom, commenting, "You're going /down/."
"Ooof. Ugh, you don't have to be so blunt about it," The witch complains and then fights to her feet by trying to tackle Spider with a little charge of her own.
"Now I am going up!" She looks about ready to make yet another half cocked attempt at escape. At whose expense you might ask? Well that'd be Spider's expense. Again. This time it's a twist and toss technique she attempts to employ.
COMBATSYS: Spider blocks Naerose's Medium Throw.
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Naerose 1/--=====/=======|===----\-------\0 Spider
The Spider catches Naerose tackle and fights her, skidding back a few feet but staying erect. He brings his hands up and together, before bringing them down with an axe hammer blow to Naerose' spine.
COMBATSYS: Naerose interrupts Strong Punch from Spider with Thrown Object.
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Naerose 1/=======/=======|=====--\-------\0 Spider
Well, the witch might get pretty full on hit by that one, but it isn't without her having a chance to do a little pay back. She reaches down, grabs a bit of grime and dirt from the alley ground, complete with glass bits and pebbles and rocks and then hurls them up toward Spider's face while in the recoil from getting hit.
"Okay, I am totally out of here." Naerose says with finality.
If her words were not convincing enough, theere is the flash of red as she tries to .. run for it. Some historians have argued if she was being very brave or very cowardly. The two arguments go as follows:
Naerose is a coward for trying to run away. The other argument is, since Naerose knows her fail she has only one choice but to try to avoid trying at all. Another argument yet says He's trying to kill her or course she is running!
The Spider gets hit in the face by the gravel, wincing. His eyes protected by his cracked shades, he reaches into his jacket as Naerose runs for it. He takes aim with his Desert Eagle, before squeezing off a round at her legs.
COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Spider's Large Thrown Object.
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Naerose 1/=======/=======|=====--\-------\0 Spider
But Naerose's legs are picked up. You might ask, how could her legs be off the ground, that makes no sense. Except that's when she gets on her broom and zips to a second story balcony. Actually to be perfectly honest the feet wasn't quite as cool as it looked. Afterall. The fact remains that most fighters could probably jump or wall kick that high with relative ease. That Naerose had to use her broom almost suggests that she was perhaps if anything a little weaker than your average fighter. All the same, that is how she decides to get up there and then proceeds to climb, shouting over her shoulder,
"See ya!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose takes no action.
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Naerose 1/=======/=======|=====--\-------\0 Spider
The Spider raises his pistol, watching Naerose flee. He grits his teeth, and blows the smoke off his weapon. "Fuckin' bitch," he mutters, before limping back to his car.
COMBATSYS: Naerose has left the fight here.
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Log created on 15:02:33 04/27/2008 by Naerose, and last modified on 17:55:49 03/31/2009.