Neo League 626 - #649: Zach vs Iincyo

Description: Zach and CHAIRPERSON! duke it out on the backs of FIGHTING SEA TURTLES in a BATTOL TO END IT ALL! (Winner: Iincyo)



Neo League wanted something different. THEY WANTED SOME PIZZAZ. They wanted something BIG.

Well, they wanted something different, and currently, they're getting two warriors, fighting each other tooth and nail .. ON THE WATER. They have, out of all things, SEA TURTLES STRAPPED TO THEIR FEET. Whatever purpose this is.. they're huge, fighting sea turtles, trained in combat floating!

Neo League has alot of money okay.

But currently, Iincyo is .. NOT HERE. No, it's CHAIRPERSON! who is here, and her cape, white shirt with a C!, longer black shorts and cat ears.. this is clearly a hero, indeed!

"AHA! Now.. I shall show my mastery of the ocean! For I am .. CHAIRPERSON of the SAIKYO STYLE! THERE IS NONE GREATER!" She exclaims, sliding a bit as the sea turtles swim opposite places.. my that's one split. "Hey get back here!" And forcing her self to stand again, Iincyo does. "AHA!"

Zach only has the one turtle that is fairly large. Perhaps it is The Duke of Fighting Sea Turtles. Zach has a large frown on his face, leaning experimentally on the turtle's shell and paying attention to the way that it moves before looking up at...

...Chairperson? Zach smacks his forehead and runs his hand back through his purple hair as he regards Iincyo with a bit of concern. He responds by gathering some energy for the fight.

The juice could prove useful.

COMBATSYS: Zach has started a fight here.

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Zach             0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Zach gathers his will.

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Zach             0/-------/---====|


COMBATSYS: Iincyo has joined the fight here.

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Zach             0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0           Iincyo


And then Zach smacks his forehead. "What? ... Do you doubt me!?" She exclaims, looking to Zach, pointing at him! "I am Chairperson! The might of Saikyo .. cannot just be shown through a simple pose!" She exclaims, loudly, while posing. And that's when Zach regards her with concern. Iincyo .. no CHAIRPERSON! needs no concern! She has been hit in the head perhaps one too many times but this is not why she fights like this!

And then suddenly ZACH DOESN'T MOVE. Hmm. "Not moving.. then /I/, CHAIRPERSON, will take the initiative!" She exclaims.. and then grabs something from the water.

It's .. a camera. One of the Neo League Cameras.

And then turtle skates towards Zach, SWINGING it slowly, and strong!

COMBATSYS: Zach endures Iincyo's Random Weapon.

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Zach             1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0           Iincyo


Zach does not flinch when the camera comes crashing in on him. He braces slightly, allowing the camera to smash against him. The turtle bobs under the pressure, part of the shell going under the surface of the water as energy spills forth into waiting palms.

As the energy flows, he seems to be a little better than a person who has been smacked with a camera has any right to be. "Just how many Saikyo fighters /are/ there?" Zach says as he simply throws a five foot wide pillar of sheer willpower at Chairperson. The last he had heard is that Saikyo... was not exactly a viable combat style.

COMBATSYS: Zach successfully hits Iincyo with Burst Stream.

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Zach             0/-------/-------|====---\-------\0           Iincyo


And then Zach sends a flare of energy straight towards Iincyo. The energy flares.. and that's about when CHAIRPERSON gets beamed by it, the five foot wide pillar causing her to crumple backwards.. but she pulls herself up, breathing, and grinning. "You .. will not beat me so easily! CHAIRPERSON! Bows to no one, and nothing! .."

And then she flicks her hands about, raising a turtle off the ground and facing Zach, balancing on one leg.

"HAAAAAAAAAAA~! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

It's her war cry. Wow that stung, blimey.

COMBATSYS: Iincyo focuses on her next action.

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Zach             0/-------/-------|====---\-------\0           Iincyo


Zach winces; dead lifting a sea turtle with just your leg simply cannot be healthy for anyone. It is a matter of body mechanics, for one thing. Zach keeps his hands up as he tracks Iincyo's movement, clasping his hands together as if one is a gun, and the other is provided support.

He aims carefully, then fires a short burst of that purple energy at the Mysterious Chairperson.

COMBATSYS: Iincyo dodges Zach's Warning Shot.

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Zach             0/-------/-------|====---\-------\0           Iincyo


As Zach fires off a short burst of purple energy, CHAIRPERSON! bursts into action, sliding forth, towards Zach, the blast of energy slamming towards her .. and then she slides back, the ball passing over her, as if she's seen this trick before. "Almost.... ALMOST! But now ..Double Bolt strike!" She exclaims, before lashing out with both palms. "But Saikyo will never be over come so easily!" She exclaims once more, flashing about as she strikes, intending to slam into Zach while he's still recoiling!

"For it .. will always be something you will never foresee! The Mighty of Saikyo!" If either palm strike hits, she knees forwards.

"MEEEOOOOOW!"

COMBATSYS: Zach blocks Iincyo's Lightning Stance.

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Zach             0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0           Iincyo


Zach drops his elbows in, catching the palms against his forearms. Duke Turtle rocks back from the force, and Zach winces as he shakes his arms loose again. He regards CHAIRPERSON! grimly as he watches the water for a moment.

Then he leans forward, The Duke responds, charging forward with turtle-like fury allowing Zach to close and deliver a sharp punch to the midsection. A small burst of energy follows the punch, possibly throwing CHAIRPERSON! back a bit.

COMBATSYS: Zach successfully hits Iincyo with Medium Punch.
Glancing Blow

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Zach             0/-------/-----==|=====--\-------\0           Iincyo


As Zach drops his elbows in and then catches the palms.. Zach suddenly.. charges forth, Zach growing close! .. But Iincyo doesn't let him have the full blow! Sliding along the arm, CHAIRPERSON!'s body is singed by the chi, but it's not that bad! The girl probably would have been hurt worse head on.

And then summoning up the energy of the trutley arts.. CHAIRPERSON! points at Zach. "Let me .. DEMONSTRATE TO YOU! THE MIGHT! OF ... SAIKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

And suddenly she's off, barreling towards Zach on TURTLESKATES, water splashing, Chairperson sending a jab towards Zach's middle, then slamming her clipboard into his side.. following it up with an elbow strike. A knee.. another knee, and then two strikes forwards..

And FINISH with a .. CLIPBOARD STRIIIIIIIIIKE! Like a baseball bat! "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!"

COMBATSYS: Zach fails to interrupt Demonstrations from Iincyo with Third Stance.

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Zach             0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0           Iincyo


Zach is promptly abused by the clipboard repeatedly, unable to react in time to the assault. Bruises start to show as Zach wobbles dangerously on The Duke's shell.

He grins, but he might just be a bit punch-drunk. It's hard to tell...

With Zach being tossed back from the .. MIGHT of the clipboard, CHAIRPERSON! stays up, standing tall.. and continues the offensive. "Nyaaah~!" She says happily, grinning. "It's the Saikyo style.. so don't worry! You're still putting up quite the fight.. far more than I would expect!"

Iincyo is honestly surprised. She remembers Zach and all the strikes. His strength is nothing to joke about!

But with both turtles at her side, the spunky young sea turtles surround the duke turtle of the fight.. but Zach is still fighting! .. IT SHALL CONTINUE! Bringing back a fist, CHAIRPERSON! swings it at Zach, with all her might. "HiiiiNYAAAAH!"

COMBATSYS: Zach dodges Iincyo's Strong Punch.

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Zach             0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0           Iincyo


Zach avoids the strike with the barest of twitches, allowing the punch to pass by his ear. Zach leans hard, and Il Ducce responds, moving the pair away from Iincyo and her turtly cohort.

"I'm just getting started," Zach quips as purple energy erupts from his lean frame, wrapping around him and forcing some of the water away from himself and the Duke.

COMBATSYS: Zach gathers his will.

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Zach             1/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0           Iincyo


And then Zach avoids the strike.. allowing the punch to pass by!? CHAIRPERSON .. cannot believe her eyes! And with Zach leaning hard, she blinks. "Only started? .. I've been doing my hardest for a while now! .. You really should hurry up then!"

There is a ROCK WALL of Zach infront of her .. so what shall CHAIRPERSON! do?! She shall BREAK IT with the greatest of ease!

Spinning around.. she really needs to too ... CHAIRPERSON gets a turtle off, into the air .. and then SWINGS it straight at Zach, as hard as she can! "TRYING TURTLE TWISTER, NYAAAH!"

COMBATSYS: Zach blocks Iincyo's Rock Breaker Stance.

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Zach             1/------=/=======|==-----\-------\0           Iincyo


Zach, if you will forgive the pun, turtles up under the assault. However, he is knocked off of his platform and into the drink. Il Duce's reptilian eyes narrow before he dives beneath the surface.

A moment later, the pair blasts out of the surface like a missile launched from a submarine, sheathed with that terrible psychic purple haze. They hang there for a moment before dropping on CHAIRPERSON! like a bolt from the blue!

COMBATSYS: Zach successfully hits Iincyo with Burst Strike.
- Power hit! -

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Zach             0/-------/-------|=======\=------\1           Iincyo


And then Zach almost knocks one out of the park, Chairperson unable to deal with the sudden burst of chi.. she loses a turtle, and the terrible psychic missile slams into harder than before. Unfortunate.

But at the same time, Chairperson isn't done yet .. pulling herself up.

"And this .. IS WHERE... SAIKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"

There is no explanation as the Chairperson crashes through the water on a single turtle, spinning towards him with a leg.. to initiate the FINISHING BLOW!

"MYAH!"

COMBATSYS: Iincyo successfully hits Zach with Lecture Attack.

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Zach             0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0           Iincyo


And then the leg slams into Zach! CHAIRPERSON feels the strike, and then goes on the offensive, launching herself into a flurry of palm strikes and kicks and knees, assaulting Zach with every inch of her body left. "NYAAAH! I will fight .. with every fiber left in me!" Her energy aura is quick, brief, and almost not there.

And that's about when she spirals backwards with the turtle, leaping up high .. and then diving down, turtle first. "Diviiiing Turtle STRIIIIIIKE!" Chairperson, afterwards, de-submerges, holding onto the turtle for dear life.. "It's always .. good to bring .. a lifejacket as well! .. So your turtle isn't overworked!.... Hah.."

Dead in the water.

Zach rocks under the burning attacks of CHAIRPERSON!, barely able to stay on The Duke's back without going into the water in order to avoid a watery death!

When Zach wakes up, he is =so= buying this turtle.

COMBATSYS: Zach takes no action.

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Iincyo           0/-------/-----==|


COMBATSYS: Zach can no longer fight.

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Iincyo           0/-------/-----==|


With Zach just lying there, rocking back and forth, CHAIRPERSON watches as Zach ... it's over? .. Sliding onto her turtle, CHAIRPERSON is bleeding, but awake, and with on his turtle.

"Nyaaah missster turrrtle. I want to give you some fooood later for allll your help. I'll make you my favorite pet too! Yep... My favorite pet."

Maybe it's rambling. She's too tired to do anything but drift.

Log created on 20:12:35 04/18/2008 by Zach, and last modified on 22:20:47 04/18/2008.