Description: *Season Four, Episode 1* Our first episode since the writers strike! Something fishy is happening in the BlackJack Casino and they won't let Naerose have any food. Also Katana is totally going to flip when he finds out. . . You can't miss our thrilling return! Our ratings are way down.
It was Tuesday evening. Well after typical work hours. This was, after 5 pm, but as you all know no one works past 5 except casinos, who work almost 24 hours a day and seven days a week, but the red witch, she doesn't work, so all hours are fair game for her. She rolls up on her scooter, adjusts her shades and shivers. This is Metro, it's the end of winter, it's cold, she's in a red dress. A touch under dressed. She hops off the scooter in valet parking and the valet promptly stares at her.
"Ah ma'am..?"
"Park this please." She says, tosses the keys and a penny for a tip then winks over her shades.
But something is amiss at the casino, but whatever that is, she totally doesn't know. The witch is like brrrrr, and then some fancy dressed person comes down the steps and says,
"I'm sorry ma'am, the witch act was over five hours ago.." Naerose is like
"WHAT?!"
Through Metro.. Gangs never have to work. THEY JUST FIGHT. Currently, Metro City is still within the gang war again between Metro City police and the Mad Gear Gang! .. And then there was that Casino.
Katana didn't remember it before, but there's like, totally a truck that is stopping, taking up multiple parking spaces. And running over a car. That wasn't much of a problem at least!
Leaping out, the shogun, Katana, looks upon the red witch. And the Casino. And the witch. "... Naerose?!" The Shogun asks, in shock, staring at the red dressed witch! "You .. in Metro City!? You should have told me.. I would give you ... YOUR VERY OWN POSSE." Of scooter wielding thugs. All female. All underdressed. THEY WOULD FIT RIGHT IN.
"Why are you in Metro City, anyways?" The Shogun asks. "Doesn't that wench run in Southtown? If she is here ... I SHALL EXPEL HER WITH MY VERY ARMS." Perhaps she doesn't like Elee.
"Oh.. Hey! Katana, its's so .. weird to see you here? Wait really? My very own posse? Cool wait wait, I'm totally here for a reason." The witch says while smilingg, smiling big. Meanwhile the doorman exits stage out of here.
"There is .. Okay, this is like a diviniation. There is this girl named umm Malin and she'ss after.. Mad Gears, I guess you know, mad Gears. So I came to do a story on that or something, and then. Wait by wench you mean Malin?" The witch totally knows what this is about now.
"I get it, you are trying to stop skaters!" She snaps her fingers, realizing that this is not a chance meeting, actually she hasn't figured out he is angry at Blackjack yet.
As Naerose smiles big, Katana's hulking form moves closer. People move away... although, considering everything, the shogun of Mad Gear has some .. bad history here. And dislike.. as well as GANG MEMBERS. So it's natural. "Hmm? Odd to see the SHOGUN OF MAD GEAR in METRO CITY? ... It was odd to see me elsewhere.. but truly, I must visit Japan weekly..It is part of myself!"
And then Naerose says she has .. A REASON. "A girl named Malin after .. MAD GEAR!? So that was that devil woman! .. I SHALL .. huh? ... Yes.. Of course! That's what I mean." And not Elle. At all. "I have come seeking VENGEANCE for the fighting against my take over! ... What... " Katana looks at Naerose, mask staring at her.
"... YES. SKATERS. Skaters shall NOT RUIN .." And then par of his gang goes by on skates. "... SHALL NOT RUIN .. except my own.. METRO CITY AGAIN!" He decrees, loudly, the truck on a car Honking loudly.
The shogun then looks towards Naerose again. "They're plaguing my city."
"I'm pretty confused."
Naerose admits it, she doesn't know what the heck is going on here, so she's totally like.. Okay.
"Wait, so who are you looking for and why are you looking here and hows it hanging and how much does it pay being in your posse?"
Yes Pay, the thing that makes Naerose' eyes truly light up, she's all about pay, after all some of her best days with mad gear include pay, and more pay and more pay and..
"Oh and how ya been? Whats been up, want me to do an article on you?" She smiles, smiles big.
As Naerose admits to being confused, Katana, who has been jumping based on what she says, suddenly crashes his train of thought. It is .. a horrible tragedy. "Naerose.. I am the SHOGUN of Mad Gear... and this city shall be mine soon!" He exclaims, loudly, and happily, towards Naerose. "I am here because this is my city!.. I am looking for trouble makers.. and many have been spotted here recently.. and my posse, Mad Gear, IS RICH IN ... IN ... MONEY."
He stops for a moment, looking out into the city. "Well. As much as you can steal. And bonuses. Which involve being better than an average lackey. Mad Gear has a hold far deeper in this city than anyone shall know! Plus we steal vehicles and sell them." He adds in.
"Hahhaha! I have been great! THE JAPAN IN ME IS SWELLING LIKE A BALLOON OF SOME SORT." He exclaims, turning to Naerose again. "And do write one.. tell the others of my greatness.. and my plans for Metro City, beyond what the Mayor, Haggar, has!" Katana does not smile. BECAUSE THERE IS A MASK. He is smiling though.
"Haggar, is that the mister mayer big beef? Umm wait no nevermind, I have a great idae, okay wait for it wait for it..."
She holds her hand out as if she is framing something, trying to show off her grand scheme that is totally going to go down and heres how.
"Why don't you tell me something cool like, something to do and I'll go do it and totally get paid and then I can use that monies to go to an all you can eat buffet. . " wait for it. . "HERE!"
She points at the Capitol Seven Casino.
"Caus I've totally got kicked out of here so many times that I totally can't count them. So. We got a deal? A deal?"
She fixes her shades, onlookers are totally like, why are you wearing shades in the dead of night when you probably can't see?
"Yes.. That's-.. What?" And then Naerose tells him to wait, and the Shogun totally waits. WAITING. Every muscle ready for what Naerose might say, might do... and then she frames, showing a grand scheme. "Hmm? OH! Hohohoho! You wish for me to tell you something to do .. and then you will eat here." Naerose was like a witch vacuum of food. SHE MAGICALLY MADE IT ALL DISAPPEAR. But yet, this is .. quite a boon!
As she points it out, Katana could use one like Naerose. Oh yes. And looking down to the girl, she smiles. THE WITCH SHALL HELP HIM. Yet the smiling is still not seen, his mask silent, his voice also silent.
"You shall patrol the city.. and every round about it, I shall pay you. It will take a while.. but I shall pay you handsomely! .. Report to me where the police are. Report to me what they are planning, and be sure to use that camera!"
Katana commands. Before sliding out some money. It's not good money, but it's money. Who cares where it came from? "You have .. a front for the payment. Let this be the deal we make, for the future benefit of Mad Gear!" SLiiiiping the twenty.
Patrolling was totally not what she had in mind, but all the same, it couldn't possibly be that bad could it? She could take Malin shopping or something and make Malin do all the paying and take pictures while at it. She's totally all for this, at least for the moment and you never know how long these moments will last.
"Right. So I take pictures and stuff, got cha, and then I eat here!" She points again at the capitol seven casino, and even as she's doing it one of the staff is putting a sign out front, hoping it will work, that reads: No witches allowed. With a little picture of Naerose and a X across her face. All the same, she is totally unphased and smiling still.
"Question!" She says,
"Whatcha doing here?"
As Naerose agrees with it, for the most part, Katana nods. "Yes.. And you can beat people up too who aren't mine. I don't care about them yet! I SHALL but not until MAD GEAR RULES." He yells to the heavens, before Naerose asks one thing more. And the Shogun stands quiet again, his rant stopped.
And he sort of stares through the mask..
"Naerose... ... What I am DOING HERE!? I AM THE SHOGUN OF MAD GEAR AND I ...." And then it hits him. "What.. AM I doing here!? THE SHOWS ALREADY STARTED." He yells, the trucks backing up, nearby him. "Thank you Naersoe... I SHALL HAVE TO LEAVE... FOR I SHALL MISS SOMETHING OF GREAT IMPORTANCE OTHERWISE!"
DRAGON DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON.
"Er.. Wait!" She cries and raises her hand as if to wave Katana from leaving. . . But if he actually stays, and the truck stops and the people around him turn to look and birds freeze in mid air. Yeah, if THAT happens the, everyone is totally looking at Naerose to say someting, like 'I love you', but instead she totally goes:
. . . . .
"Okay, nevermind, I've got nothing."
Sky scrappers somewhere topple from that. The Witch meanwhile just smiles sheepishly. The world totally resumes.
Log created on 20:07:30 03/25/2008 by Naerose, and last modified on 10:51:58 03/26/2008.