Description: Birdie takes an anonymous challenge from HIMEKO, which turns out to be the pompous and self loving rich boy Vincent Lacrosse, who is a super hero, who is actually Hurricane Hime! Watch the spills, thrills and chills as each of them fight, and Himeko assaults Birdie with books and reading, which happens to almost be too much for the thug to handle! ( Winner: Birdie )
The Boardwalk is a bit of a crazy place to be having a fight, isn't it? It's like, still cold outside, and the water not being far away makes it even colder. Cold and windy! And yet, somehow, someone thought it'd be the perfect setting for one reason and one reason only.
See, this isn't just the Boardwalk, no it's a very special edition of Boardwalk as this week it is an Annual Southtown Book Fair! Yes to the left and right of the wood paths are rows upon rows of tents, wind-guards, and shelves of books ready to be purchased by some lucky duck.
But this is no time to be reading, not just yet, because Hurricane Hime(?), Defender of all that is reading(?), has sent out a random challenge. Cameras and crew are all set up along the walkway, currently zoomed in on the challenger who is scribbling like mad in her notebook. There's no flashy entrance today, she is planning on which places to go to after the match! "Ok so.. There.. And there.. And most definatly there," the blue-clad heroine murmurs to herself. Wait, blue clad? Yes she's not wearing her pink bodysuit today, instead she is wearing what is clearly a Pacific High uniform, a blue blazer over a white shirt, with white pants over her legs. She still her her trademark fannypack but it's worn like a bandolier so that it can carry a lacross stick on the back. Hmn, kind of unusual.
Random challenges? Birdie loves random challenges. It barely even took him a minute to think if he was going to go or not. He actually stole a bike right away to peddle away in the alleys to get here as fast as possible, and once he was there, he found out this random challenge wasn't just a random challenge. It was a BOOK SELLING, by Himeko!
Getting off the bike and tossing it to the ground, Birdie began moving across the boardwalk. Each massive step of the large man could be felt in the boardwalk itself. Surely it's strong enough to carry him if it can carry all those books, but the stress he implies onto the boards are expected. Now just be glad he isn't jumping up and down.
Looking around from the challenge card which was evidently made into a book mark, Birdie looks up and down, trying to make sure that this particular girl was the one that issued the challenge. Yep, that's this 'Himeko' alright. Well then. Looking at the books all around that Himeko are going to be using, Birdie can only imagine one thing.
"What in the bloody 'ell. You must love books or something."
The young Hime would love to take credit, but.. She had no idea her challenger loved a random challenge! Well then, that's a good thing, because she's definatly going to put up a fight! (Though the challenge was by Hurricane Hime) the heroine looks up from her notebook, and gives the large, very large man a bright smile and a wink, "Why yes! That's a very good guess, my Jumbo-Sized fo-- Er..."
She closes her eyes, clears her throat. Ahem ahem.. And then says in a soft, dramatic tone, "But you are correct, my good man. But I regret to inform you that today.. Your match will not be against that... That SKALLOWAG Hurricane Hime, but against myself.. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.."
The girl unhooks her lacross stick, and gives a very very deep and graceful bow to Birdie. "Allow me to introduce myself, my name.. Is Vincent LaCrosse, the Prince of Lacrosse. You see, I am a noble.. And I will be your opponent." When she stands up, she has in her hand a sheet of origami paper, shaped like a flower of some sort. She tosses it to the bigger man. "Please accept this as my apology!"
Birdie had stolen Himeko's bike to get to Himeko's event, even though Himeko isn't there when he gets there. The bike just lies there, even if Birdie doesn't know who it was, Himeko sure does. Poor Himeko, that seats going to be molded to the mans buttox forever.
Looking down towards the girl as she begins to speak, wearing the Pacific High jersey and introducing her(him?!)self as Vincent LaCross. Birdie raises an eyebrow and gives a shrug, "Well, whatever. There's a fight here though, right? Right. I'm bloody up for that." The large man states, as he crumples the first paper and tosses it ON THE GROUND, LITTERING.
But this is on the boardwalk, so it's double littering. Birdie then looks up to VINCENT, to catch the flower. And he does, "The hell? I'm not getting married, I'm damn fighting you bloke." Birdie snorts, "So what the hell is it gonna be. Do I have to rent a tux? Because I'm not damn paying for that. I guess we only got one option."
COMBATSYS: Himeko has started a fight here.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|
"Non, non," Hime replies with a wag of her finger and giving a mirthful chuckle at first, "This isn't just some uncouth, barbaric battle, my friend. This is to be a duel.. A CHIVALROUS duel between two men, and only one will be the victor.." A hand if brought to the exposed bangs of her hair, and she brushes it back dramatically.
But whatever good cheer there was at that moment.. It seems to vanish when Birdie litters. Littering is bad BAD BIRDIE! But she can work with that! She points the lacrosse stick at her large opponent, and narrows her eyes. "How dare you.. HOW. DARE. YOU. Address me in that manner, I am a NOBLE!" she growls. "You traitorous, uncouth, shell of a man, I will beat some sense into you!"
Hime starts the battle! She does this by taking off her glove.. She hops a bit, then has to jump VERY high to slap him across the face with said black glove. "You will treat me with respect! Apologize, and I may not down you with mine weapon, passed down to my by King Arther himself!" D:<
COMBATSYS: Birdie has joined the fight here.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
COMBATSYS: Birdie Toughs Out Himeko's Jab Punch!!
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
Birdie looks towards NOT HIME Vincent. "Oh. It isn't?" Birdie asks matter of factly. Birdie totally thought it was. Looking towards Vincent, he's not too sure what to take of the man at first. Well, he does, but he doesn't. But then he calls about a duel, talking large words and making Birdie feel a little confused. Which is fine, if you could imagine that.
And then he notices Birdie's BAD DEED. Did he... litter?! HE DID. HE DID LITTER. Birdie looks towards Vincent with a shit eating grin. "Whatever, man. I don't care." Birdie states as he just keeps looking at that man. And then he takes off his glove... and beats him with it?
Well, Birdie totally does get beat. But he takes it. The glove leaves a slap on the mans face, but he barelly looks phased. There's a powerful red mark however. It glows. "Oh yeah? King arther sucked." OOOOOOOOHHH SNAP.
He just dissed yo' relatives.
COMBATSYS: Birdie takes no action.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
Hime actually looks pretty satisfied. Yeah, a shiner right there on Birdie's cheap, care of 'his' ancestors. The fact she had to leap so high to do it didn't seem to bother her at the least. In fact, she's grinning pretty darn smugly herself, tapping the lacrosse stick in her opposite palm after replacing her glove. But it vanishes when Birdie declares that King Arthur sucked.
Hime raises her glove then to her chest, her eyes going wide as she gasps. She looks speechless. And then she manages to yell, "H- How.. How.. HOW! DARE! YOU!!" a huff!
"Never.. Never has anyone insulted the LaCrosse family this way! You are an uncultured swine, to insult my prestige and honor! After I defeat you, I will cry home to mother! Prepare yourself, fiend, against my family style!" she twirls the lacross stick over her head like a bow, winds back and then SWINGS at Birdies knee. Though that probably won't do much so she'd best follow that up with a dropkick to the knee as well.
COMBATSYS: Birdie fails to interrupt Light Kick from Himeko with Strong Throw.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Birdie
Birdie looks towards Vincent. Well now, as he stutters, Birdie is just laaaaaughing it up! Hahahahahaha. Oh that King arthur sure did suck alright. Nothing would change his mind, not even the LaCrosse family stern talking to that Himeko gives him! It's pretty believable, and Birdie eats it up. "Hahhaha. Yeah. How dare me, speaking my mind." Birdie snorts.
But then Vincent reveals the fact that he's never heard people talk behind his back?! He sure does, and he will defeated Birdie, Birdie's sure of it! Even as the man comes at the thug, the thug's just smuggly looking at him. Alright. Little closer. Oop! He misse the lacross stick, his knee getting hammered twice in a row! Birdie even falls backwards, grimacing, his teeth tightly clenched. "Hey. Little harder but still like a bad bug bite. Com'on bloke. HIT ME!"
Well it's good that Birdie is having a good time, but.. Man it doesn't look like that guy going to be a complete pushover and it's a liiiittle unsettling. Can she win this one? Looks like she's going to have to get a little more serious here, just how -does- one take on such a mountain of a man? This time around, she's going to have to think on her feet.
"Ha ha!" Hime huffs, brushing a hand through her hair again. "That is my style, it is like the sting of a rose, as its poison slips slowly into your veins.. Your end is neigh, commoner scum!"
And now Hime takes it up a notch! With a slight hop backward, she reaches into her pocket and withdraws a handful of paper slips, which she flings at the thugs ankle. If it connects, she does the impossible: The paper wraps about the ankle, and snapping her arm like a whip, the very moment the shockwave hits the foot he's snapped up into the air and smashed down onto the floor! "Have a taste of this!"
COMBATSYS: Birdie interrupts Picture Pages from Himeko with Murderer Chain.
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Himeko 0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\0 Birdie
Birdie pays close attention to VincentHime this time. He knows that she's going to try to hit him. And he's going to try to stop her from hitting him. Well, stop him from hitting him. He just looks to Himeko with grin on his face, and when he comes for him, bragging about his style and about roses and puppies and maybe even UNICORNS.
Birdie doesn't know. Birdie doesn't care. Birdie just looks towards Vincent and watches the paper slips come for him. Well isn't that a weird little technique. They all fling for him and connects, wrapping about his ankle. "What the bloody..." Birdie mutters.
And then they connect, and Vincent snaps his arm like a whip... which Birdie catches, even as he's being thrown into the air. The heavy links of a chain clank together as they both are shot into the air. Birdie tightly fastens his arm in the chain, and hurls Vincent up. "We'll see who's end is neigh, you bloody numbskull!" Birdie calls as he falls, landing with a CRASH.
Of course, Birdie tugs the chain powerfully down, so when Vincent hits, well, there's going to be a powerful little meeting. And then the chains... they snake off. "Well?"
Well.. That certainly explains what the chains are for- They're not just for show! It didn't even occur to the younger fighter they'd be used, at least not in that manner! "W- Woah WOAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" she's slung up into the air, and then the suprisingly heavy sound of solid hitting solid is enough to scare seagulls on the beach, a massive flock shoot up into the sky. Books fall off of the shells, and there's a collective 'Oooooooooooooooooooh!!!!' from the spectators. Surely.. Surely this is the end.
"... ow." Or not! Hime slaps her palms onto the floor and pushes herself up, with a bruise on her forehead, seeming to be in a bit of disbelief. "This is.. This is impossible.. You cannot defeat me, I am handsome and FRENCH!" she yells to Birdie. "No, no more words, I shall let my weapons do the talking, for my honor.. And my chivalry.. Shall not waver, not this way!"
There goes Hime again! However, this time she's got a different trick up her sleeve, the lacrosse stick is resheathed, and with more paper in her hands, she attempts to slap them down upon Birdie's hips. Awwww. That's so cu- Oooh my god! If she gets the hold, suddenly Birdie would find himself spinning like a top, the papers wrapping around and mummifying him! It would then squeeze and squeeze until the papers break and explode, sending her tumbling backward!
COMBATSYS: Birdie Toughs Out Himeko's Read All About It!!!
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Himeko 0/-------/-======|=======\=------\1 Birdie
Even as Vincent comes down from the powerful toss, Birdie's moving towards him, and slowly! It's like the titantic slowly easing itself through the ground if pulled by elephants, but that's besides the point. It's that Birdie is moving, slower, slower, and slower at her. It's like bullet time except Birdie has a super awesome hair doo that moves normally.
But Vincent would not let it be! Still, he gets back up after it. Just like Birdie expected, and comes after him. Oh no! Birdie looks towards him, and well, right after him, well, oh noes! He put away the Lacrosse stick.
And then, well, BIRDIE COMES AFTER HIM. Even as the papers are thrown at his hips, Birdie moves, coming after! They take hold and actually spin Birdie! But what's this?! Birdie's using the spin to spin him towards him?! Birdie's taken control, even as it burns into his hips, squeezing him and then POPPING as he sticks out his chest. BOOMF. Paper flies everywhere, Birdie looking really dizzy.
"Wuhh.. you.. ugh... won't... oh I'm going to hurll...." And then Birdie turns towards the side of the pier, and does just that. Even after he was prepping to beat the heck out of Himeko. He hurls.
COMBATSYS: Birdie takes no action.
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Himeko 0/-------/-======|=======\=------\1 Birdie
"Holy crap!!" Hime yells. She hated to admit it but that.. That was -extremely- cool! Birdie thus far doesn't seem to be a man that needs a lot of Saikyo added to his fighting style with defenses like that! However any thoughts of being super cool just kind of wash away afterward when Birdie goes from titanic paper breaker, to seasick thug #2. She just kind of stares when she's on her feet again, and then shrugs as she shakes her head, "Poor guy.. Of course, I'm not cleaning that up. I'll have my many servents to it for me, ah ha ha.. Oh!" Hime takes only a moment to rub her chin and conteplate it. But more importantly there is an opening! She's quick on her feet as she dashes at Birdie and is forced to do yet another of the impossible. While he's leaned over the pier, Hime gets in close so that she can press her back against his.. Er.. Backside.. While reaching up to grab the very end of his cool-looking vest. He may not notice anything until the 'Nnnngggh!!!!' of the girl, her muscles buldging slightly as she would then lean forward, pull him over her back and send him crashing shoulders first onto the ground, hopefully wihtout getting squashed! And if she can manage that much, she'd scoot back, leap and flip into the air, then come crashing down onto his gut! "Take this, and this, good sir!"
COMBATSYS: Birdie fails to interrupt Medium Throw from Himeko with Random Weapon.
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Himeko 0/-------/=======|=======\===----\1 Birdie
Himeko comes at Birdie. Birdie just looks towards Vincent. Or at least, tries to look at Vincent. He can feel someone trying to sneak up behind him. "Hey! What the hell!" Birdie mutters as he's busy puking over here! Vincent is totally not nice! Or charasmatic! Or honorable! Attacking an opponent that's hurling?! You fool!
Birdie knows only one thing there is to do, even as Vincenet moves to grab his vest, Birdie's hands violently grab the side of the pier... he can't be, he's trying to rip it off and use it as a weapon?! YES.
But before Birdie can turn about, Vincent gets a hold of him, crashing him into the ground and then crashing into his gut. "Ohh... stop that bloke! Oh I'm going to blow chunks right on you! Oh I'm gonna be sick." Birdie snorts, holding his stomach.
Hahah bloke. That's one of the few words Hime actually -doesn't- know the meaning of. It's a cool word; she'll look it up and steal it for later use. He does raise a valid point though, keep that up and he'll get sick all over her! But that's a risk she's willing to take; the longer he's kept off-guard, the better her chances to victory!
She flips off of the thug, "That is gross! Ew!" she barks back, "However royalty will never negotiate with terrorists!" There's a slight hesitance, but she definatly needs to keep going, gotta keep the pressure! She drops into a crouch, this time unsheathing an oversized paper fan from behind her, and bides her time, waiting, waiting for him to stand up as she twists and folds it into the shape of a rather crude lacrosse stick. And then once he's up?
The girl bursts forward, a burst of white light flowing from the weapons very end, and she rockets upward to try and smash Birdie under the chin by swinging the 'stick' like a golf club! the energy, suprisingly, would hit him with enough force to send him up into the air, "HYAAAAAAAAAH!!" Once she lands, she jerks the stick outward, the weapon extending to grab him by the ankle, and with another burst of strength, would jerk him back down and slam him onto the boardwalk! A possibility of payback?? Stay tuned!
COMBATSYS: Himeko successfully hits Birdie with Mulligan Stew.
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Himeko 0/-------/=======|=======\====---\1 Birdie
Even as Vincent comes down like a commet towards Birdie, Birdie's not sure what to do. Hime's going to win at this point, if he doesn't do something soon! Come'on! Think you lumox! You loser... and stop putting yourself down! Fight! And then looking towards Vincent, well, what's happening?! Oh, white light from fans?! Birdie looks at it weirdly.
"What in the bloody 'ell..." Birdie states, blinking. He's not sure how to react to this. So he tries to puft out his chest and run right into it! WRONG! Birdie gets struck from the chin, kicking him up before sending him out, and down, crashing into the board walk strike. Birdie bounces and stops, shaking his head out. Wow, she can actually hit hard when she wants to!
Birdie looks to Vincent with a snarl. "Alright! Play time is over!"
Birdie bends over, snorting, as he makes a quick 'bull is gonna rush' movement, before he's off, flying right towards Himeko! Er, Vincent! Head down, aiming to stab him with his sharp doo!
COMBATSYS: Himeko blocks Birdie's Bull Head.
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Himeko 1/------=/=======|=======\=====--\1 Birdie
It's hard... It's very hard for the girl to stay 'in character' when fighting a foe such as this one. Birdie is clearly -very- amazed by the tiny terrors techniques, but she can't give away that it's saikyo.. She can't just yet! Oh but now he's getting serious!
"Hm hm hmmm.." The well-dressed fighter replies after staggering a bit from the boardwalks shaking. Of course the crowd is similarly perplexed by what this fighter has up 'his' sleeve! She takes a defensive stance as he barrels forward, holding the stick at it's highest and lowest point, just waiting until his head slams into the stick! It's -very- weird, the weapon seem to completely absorb the impact, as she only slides back a little on her feet.
But then in a delayed reaction, she's knocked backward, crashes onto her back, but quickly rolls to get to her feet again. "The kid gloves are off? Well in that case, mine are too! Engarde!" She noticed something unusual in his attack. She'll have to show him how to do it. And then do it BETTER. With another dash forward, she drops to slide under Birdie. Assuming she isn't snatched up mid-way, she'd then leap up onto his back, turning the stick into a lasso which she'd slip about his neck. Assuming that is go, she simply jumps and drops to the ground, forcing the lasso to tighten and start choking the man out! At least until the rope breaks!
COMBATSYS: Birdie dodges Himeko's Quick Throw.
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Himeko 1/------=/=======|=======\=====--\1 Birdie
Birdie is someone you wouldn't want to really have to deal with all the time. He's a nice guy, now and then, but when it all boils down in the end, he's one of those people you just don't want to screw around with. Why? Well, what better way to show you then this! Even as the Well Dressed totally not Saikyo fighter Vincent blocks the weapons, Birdie's paying attention.
Lots of attention! In fact, even as the man talks, Birdie snorts. "Yeah, yeah! I heard it all around. You're so rich and shit that it means you can do whatever the hell you want. Well, I'm about to show you, bloke, why the hell that's not true." Birdie snorts again, wrinkling his nose and gazing down towards him with his large, beady eyes. And then he learches at him. Birdie isn't there moments later. He floats into the air up and over the attack. He even makes the 'tweet tweet' noise and pose as he flies over on his mightly leap. Landing roughly behind the man who obviously wasn't expecting Birdie to do that, he turns, attempting to grab hold of the man. And if he's got a hold of him reaaaaly tight? He'll try to knock him stupid with powerful head butts, all leading up to something. "Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
COMBATSYS: Himeko blocks Birdie's Bull Revenger.
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Himeko 1/--=====/=======|=====--\-------\0 Birdie
And therein lies the beauty of Saikyo. It is an amazing style, adaptable whether your opponent is huge or tiny, it's that thought alone that Hime shows NO FEAR. Of course, Birdie looks like a thug, yes, but to her it just seems so hammed up she can't take it seriously. It must be a secret technique to intimidate foes. She could see how it'd work!
Hime proves at this moment, though, that she can block hard, just as she can hit hard. Tiny she may be, her skills show at this one defining moment! "Oh???" Here comes a giant black meteor! D8
Woah! She's very easily snatched up, it's only at the last moment that she manages to turn the ensamble of paper back into the rather clunky lacross stick, she closes her eyes, grits her teeth and wham wham wham wham! She presses her feet against his chest, and with a bit of squirming, manages to squeeze free but not before the final headbutt slams into her gut, sending her flying back and crashing through one of the book fairs cashier tables. Zoiks!
From the clutter she sits up, holding her gut but stands up once more, a definate fire in her eyes. ".. How.. How DARE you! Addressing me, a noble, and woo'er of the female species, in such a manner! You will know your place, and know your better! With this blow!"
She certainly likes to talk! Something different happens this time, though, from her blazer, she pulls out a textbook as she dashes at Birdie, and when she leaps at him, she holds the book by it's spine, it opening on it's own and glowing a magnificent flash of white. The pages flip rapidly, and then page after page rips out of it, twirling around her form like a flashing pillar; and in the process trying to belt the thug silly and carry him up into the air! "YE OLDE' LACROSSE STORM!!"
COMBATSYS: Birdie dodges Himeko's Schoolhouse Rock!.
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Himeko 0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0 Birdie
Birdie is a meat mountain. He stands talls, big, powerful. He has large fists and strong weapons by his sides. What could possibly stop such a beast?! Perhaps the hero Himeko, and her trusty Saikyo powwweerrrrr, fueled behind the guise of Vincent Lacrosse! He seems powerful!
Birdie isn't a GIANT BLACK METEOR. Yet. But it destroys almost everything you could imagine. And if he was dropped from such a height he just might BE a giant meteor. Just give him time. He needs to work on his jumping skills.
Birdie's stopped half way though. No more comes. The heavy links are spilled upon the ground, causing Birdie to grunt, "Yeah. Yeah. Address the peasents with your talkin' and shit. I Under stand. But you know," Birdie states, as he pushes off, even as Vincent runs at him with a text book, pages ripping out and throwing themselves against him?! Birdie is just getting hurled backwards, until he jumps right over it! And lands RIGHT next to Vincent again. "Damn. You're making me work for this. Well, he'll. Alright. You got it." Birdie chuckles as he turns around, sending a powering punch right towards Vincent's chest.
Hey, is that the moon taking the place of the sun?
No, that's just Birdie's gigantic fist. Oh... wait.
COMBATSYS: Himeko dodges Birdie's Medium Punch.
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Himeko 0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0 Birdie
Uh oh, yeah there's definatly trouble now! It'll take wits and a bit of luck for her to pull off a much closer finish; but one thing does boggle her.. How the heck does he move around like that! "Crazy!!" Hime yells as the papers lose their glow and flutter to the ground. She'll clean it up later, of course.
"wait.. Wait wait wait! I didn't mean what I said!" she cries, as the massive man is at her side. But it's too late, here comes his giant fist and somehow, someway, with a huge, dynamic, dramatic LEAP, Hime manages to dive out of the way, "HOO-UH!" tumbles, and then is back on her feet again, hands on her hips, "Actually I lied.. I meant everything that I said! Ha ha ha!! Now then, let us finish this, this duel has gone too long and I have am having dinner with moth- I mean, a beautiful woman tonight!"
Book is replaced and Hime is back on the attack, but not with anything fancy. No, with another leap she aims to slam her paper lacrosse stick down over Birdies head, and if it hits, she lands and leaps with another upward golf-swing, sans her white energy of course! And it's finalized with one more downward strike, putting her all into it!
COMBATSYS: Birdie dodges Himeko's Medium Punch.
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Himeko 0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0 Birdie
Up is down, black is white, well, okay. Birdie isn't white this time. HE GOT OVER IT. There's no damn way you're getting him to be white again. You can take your whiteness AND STICK IT in a nice box!
To be completely sure, Birdie's not even sure how he moves around like that. It's just his style. When he gets out of the way, he has to LOOK GOOD.
As soon as Vincent gets back, "Hey! You can't it back now, bloke! You messed with me bloke, and you have to deal with the horns!" Birdie cries. Of course, it's all in the moment. He wouldn't actually say horns! He isn't Texan at all. But just there, Birdie knows what he must do, even as Vincent escapes his attack.
"Hah! Hahah! Not after I mess up your face!" Birdie states as he sends himself rolling to the side, which is REALLY inefficient due to his head piece. He's able to miss the Lacrosse stick coming down however.
"Alright then, I'll help you damn finish then." Birdie snorts as he begins to move towards Himeko... he is?! Uh oh! And he's reaching out for Vincent's Lacrosse arm, to grab him, and then toss him heavily across the docks!
COMBATSYS: Himeko just-defends Birdie's Quick Throw!
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Himeko 0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0 Birdie
Ok time to seriously pick up the pace a bit.. A girl can be Vincent for only so long after all! However, she's not so sure the large man will -really- finish this fight as easily as he thinks! Birdie is allowed to say his peace, and Hime just sort of looks distractedly off to the side until he reaches out for her arm.. Or wait a minute, not his arm but his weapon! As she's lifted upward, she has the sense to let the thing go while in mid-air and watches her weapon go flying off the dock and out into the beach below. "... Awwwwwwww."
She slumps. The girl huffs, and strikes a more bare-fisted martial arts pose, "Allow me!" she cries as she dashes past Birdie and then snaps a good hard kick at back of his left knee. If that happens, it should force him to fall onto it, giving her the opportunity to leap onto his back again, and use a fresh paper 'rope' to wrap around his neck and pull! Pull until the thing snaps, of course!
COMBATSYS: Birdie interrupts Medium Throw from Himeko with Bull Spike.
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Himeko 1/-------/=======|=======\-------\0 Birdie
Well well well. It seems Birdie caught a live one! On his head! Ho ho ho ho.
But really, he's completely startled that he grabs Vincent's weapon and when he tosses it, he lets go, keeping alive for the moment. Birdie has no idea really what to think other than he's got to act on this now before it happens again and again and again. And what a better way then acting on it like this! "Yeah. Alright! Sure will!" Birdie cries as Vicent plows in!
And when he strikes Birdie's back knee, the large man topples forward.... and when he jumps to his head, Birdie's massive hairpiece stabs up, catching Himeko in mid air and tossing her about! Of course, being stuck with really sharp hair is never fun. Is it, Himeko?!
Actually yes, it's VERY FUN, thank you very much! It's totally rad to be stabbed with a giant hairpiece, so there! What do you think about th- "AULGH!" The girl doubles-over the piece, a bit of saliva flying from her mouth, and then just like that she's swung and takes another trip, this time into one of the standing tents! Crash!! The few people that were in it scramble away in time at least, and after a pause the young heroine wheezes, crawling from the rubble, "ANnghh.. This isn't happening.. This.. Is all that wenches Hurricane Hime's fault..." she sputters, and she gets to her knees, giving a mighty yell to the sky, "THIS IS ALL YOUUUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAULTT!!" It is truely, truely a dramatic, dramatized moment.
She gets up, revealing a nice big tear in her blazer, and the shirt behind it stained in red. "But I will have my vengance, rogue!" ZOOSH! Hime rockets forward, and this time she's blasting at Birdie with a flying kick! If it lands, she twists around and bursts forward into another kick, and which is finalized with a back kick! Finalized, that is, unless, she hits clean..
COMBATSYS: Himeko successfully hits Birdie with 3-2-1 Contact.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|=======\==-----\1 Birdie
But there's someting special about that final kick, there's enough force behind it to actually send Birdie off of his feet! And once Hime lands, her hands slip to her pockets and she fans out paper slips like a hand of cards, "I'm not done yet!!!" Her palms thrust forward, the slips attach and wrap around Birdies ankles, Hime's heels digging into the ground as she's dragged along with the force, and in an elastic-like reaction, ricocettes the large thug back at her. She bursts forward, her shoulder extended and the two slam into one another, shoulder hitting solar plexus and then a flurry of mid-air kicks follow, a backflip kick knocking Birdie upward this time.
"HaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!" Her shoulder and gut searing with pain, Hime unsheaths her paper fan, and the tip of the weapon explodes so bright that it isn't safe to stare at without sunglasses kids! Hime blasts upward like a rocket, twirling like a corkscrew so that the energy the trails under her kind of looks like a DNA strand that slams into her opponent and delivers the last few blows to knock him back!
Wuh oh! It seems that Birdie's massive arms won't even prevent this! It seems he should have punched Himeko straight in the face, but that doesn't matter now! What matters is that Vincent seems to be really mad and coming at Birdie with some sort of vengence! And Birdie hasn't even done anything but beat up him! Oh my!
Still, Birdie looks towards him. "Will you just shut the hell up?!" Birdie asks before he's shot at, rocketing with a kick that strikes his chest, and then another, and then another kick! Birdie's off his rocker!
Which leaves Himeko to dance all about him! He's sent towards the ground, flying away before being shot back where he's struck hard! And then he's knocked up again before getting thrown up.... and then down! Splat! He lays on the ground, blinking. What the hell just happened?
Shaking himself off, he gets back up, forcefully, looking at Vince. "Alright... Yeah. You're pretty good. I'm gonna admit that. But damn, I'm not sorry for what I'm about to do..." He's tired. Hell is he tired. But a Birdie's gotta do what a Birdie's gotta do.
And that's run at Himeko's head first, attempting to stab her against some books and then beat the ever living tar out of her. With his fists! Giant comet like fists.
COMBATSYS: Himeko blocks Birdie's The Birdie.
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Himeko 0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0 Birdie
That is a fair question. No one can really be sure that they saw what they just saw. It's nutty.. Too nutty. Four footers going toe to toe with seven footers? It's utter madness! Although many do think that Birdie held back too much with his toying around.
Hime, however, is completely relishing it. Now he knows she's super tough! Though.. Well, she wasn't really Hurricane Hime, wasn't she? So the point is kind of moot. ".. Oh right.. Dang.." But then outburst, "That is -SIR- Vincent LaCrosse, thank you! Now y- Erk!"
Oh he's mad now! He didn't have his McDonald's today!! And without her lacrosse sti- Wait, her book!! It's withdrawn at the last moment, and boom! The impact is amazing, she using a bit of smarts to direct the momentum to send both fighters crashing into another tent with shelves, they smash through and everything comes down! She can only hope that Birdie doesn't realize in that mess he's wailing down on her book, thusly less damage is actually taken but.. Yeah, this may be a reeeeeal good idea to play dead. C_C; "....... mother."
COMBATSYS: Himeko takes no action.
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Birdie 0/-------/-----==|
COMBATSYS: Himeko can no longer fight.
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Birdie 0/-------/-----==|
Birdie looks towards Vincent as s/he's bowled over, even as he falls back. And he didn't have his McDonalds?! No wonder Birdie was able to escape so much! And as he does play dead, Birdie nods, "Alright then. Sir Vincent LaCrosse." He snorts, after driving him through a lot. And in the end, he doesn't even notice the book. He thinks it fell there.
"Haw haw haw! Damn good fight. Too bad you're some dirty blood, bloke. It'd be fun if you'd get your head out of your ass." Birdie says as he begins to lumber off to nurse his thuggish wounds. Thump thump thump thump! And Birdie disappears into the night! Himeko is left alone!
COMBATSYS: Birdie has ended the fight here.
Log created on 19:29:16 03/06/2008 by Birdie, and last modified on 19:44:23 03/07/2008.