Neo League 570 - #578: Zach vs Birdie

Description: A fight between Birdie and Zach in Japan! Watch as they beat themselves sensless in three turns or less, guarenteed. ( Draw Match )

Sometimes, the classics are the best.

In this case, the Neo League fight is taking place on a wind-sweept plain in Western Japan. The combatants, however, are perhaps... not so classic.

One of them is actually a wanderer, but he carries no sword. Zach Glen's weapon is, one could say, his own mind. He waits, hands in his pockets, for his Neo League assigned opponent to make his appearance. He actually looks forward to the fight; he has some things he wants to try out in a more... chaotic environment.

...okay, a chaotic environment that does =NOT= involve Ryuhaku Todoh.

Wind swept Japan? Check.

Wanderer? Check.

A giant seven foot tall black man here to not fit the mold and completely make the stereotypical fight be completely shattered? Double check.

Birdie was here in Neo League again. Why? He has no idea. He never really had too much luck with it, but damn did it stop him. Not at all actually. And now? Birdie's here to throw his weight around again. Quite literally. Come hell or high water, Birdie's gonna use more moose in his hair, and beat whatever he can to a pulp, even if it's the ground.

Looking towards Zach, Birdie snorts. "What in the bloody 'ell? Who gave me this guy. Huh." Birdie states, looking towards him. "Well, whatever. Blood gits."

He just looks around. This better not be a joke from Geese.

Zach pulls his hands out of his pockets as he cranes his neck back.... waaaaaaayyyyyy back. HE swallows once as he takes in Birdie's monsterous size. The look of minor dread hardens somewhat. The bigger they are, and all that.

The Neo League personnel scatter, the only person within fifty feet of the fighters is the camera man. People know Zach's fighting style.

"Could say the same thing," Zach says levelly as he slides into loose, open handed fighting stance.

Birdie's fighting style doesn't kill anybody.

Well, anybody he's not aiming to kill anyways. None of them really have to stay that far away from him. He's glad to just be here, he's peachy keen and all that. "Yeah. I'm sure you bloody would." Birdie states as he watches the boy get into a fighting stance. Birdie chuckles it off as he hunches down, getting closer to the ground. His hair shines brightly, as does his chains. It's amazing how bright he got both of them.

Oh yeah, Birdie's going for maximum brutality this fight.

Zach takes a half-step back, and decides that this guy might need an extra dose of beating. His eyes narrow as he reaches down inside. What he pulls out may surprise Birdie...

Zach catches fire. Purple fire, that starts at his feet before spinning and swirling around the much smaller man like a bonfire. Zach clenches his fists as he calls his power, one could almost call it his birthright, into action.

COMBATSYS: Zach has started a fight here.

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Zach             0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Zach gathers his will.

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Zach             0/-------/---====|

COMBATSYS: Birdie has joined the fight here.

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Zach             0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0           Birdie

Birdie just watches Zach. He's doing what? Uh. Alright. So he's going to power himself up. He's playing DBZ with a Birdie right here? Yeah. No. Birdie's none too happy about that. He's going to wait there while the thug goes wild? That's totally perfect for Birdie.

With huge steps, Birdie actually throws himself straight forward Zach, lowering his head as he pounds off against the ground, aiming to run directly into Zach's 'swirling bonfire' with a single rush.

Zach might get impaled by Birdie's Doo. DO THE DOO.

COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Zach with Bull Head.
- Power hit! -

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Zach             1/----===/=======|==-----\-------\0           Birdie

Zach's eyes go wide as Birdie starts his charge. He attempts to bring his hands up to defend himself, to try and blunt the monster's offensive...

...and is too slow. The mammoth weight of Birdie plows into Zach like so much snow on the freeway, sending the wanderer flying twenty feet before he bounces. Once. Twice. Zach bounces a third time before finally managing to get his feet to stay under him. He stays in a low crouch, coughing up some blood before pulling himself to his feet.

"Right then," Zach gasps as he twists his upperbody away from the larger man. He cups his hands at his side, as the purple flames sweep into the waiting palms. "The hard way," Zach says as he thrusts both hands forward, and unleashes a five foot wide column of Psycho Power at the Raging Destroyer.

COMBATSYS: Zach successfully hits Birdie with Burst Stream.

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Zach             0/-------/-----==|======-\-------\0           Birdie

Birdie's sent flying towards the ground as Zach comes right from him. Oh, that wasn't nice at all. Not nice at damn all. As he recoils he laughs, oh sure. Zach's guts are all over but still, when Zach gets himself there, the psycho power crushes into Birdie, throwing him back.

Why can't people throw a damn punch? This is getting way too energ-etic in here. Birdie didn't care, no way no how really. So when he looks towards Zach, he snorts, psycho power still lingering on him.

Man he really should invest some more training into that.

"You want it like that, fine bloke." Birdie states as he swings a chain at long distance towards Zach, attempting to wrap it around his legs and pull him back towards him.

He's doing this the easy way.

The real easy way.

COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Zach with Bad Scrap.

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Zach             0/-------/=======|=======\-------\1           Birdie

The chain catches Zach's leg, and with a loud yelp, Glen is snatched into the air and sails towards Birdie. As Zach flies, he decides that it has to be done. He just has to try it, even if he does not want to. He throws his hands into the air.

Three sheets of solid purple appear above Birdie's head as Zach sucks in a lungful of air. He sweeps his open hands towards the Big Brit even as he yells, "TODOOOOOOH RYU!"

The sheets drop as Zach brings his hands down, crashing for the Meat Miracle's head!

COMBATSYS: Birdie endures Zach's Ka-Psi-Ne Ate.

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Zach             1/------=/=======|=======\====---\1           Birdie

Perhaps Birdie just likes seeing other people in pain too much. It must be a terrible thing to be a goodie goodie, because as as Zach hurls a Psi-nate at Birdie, Birdie responds simply with a simple manuever.

Driving his manly pecs right into the center of it. He doesn't care. He's going right through it, and there's nothing you can do to stop him. Pushing, forcing, he drives himself through.

And he doesn't stop. Continuing his run right at Zach just to push the pressure on horribly, Birdie attempts to skewer the man once more, drive him to the ground, and beat the ever living hell out of him with his big meaty fists.

Can we say OVERKILL.


COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Zach with The Birdie MAX.

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Zach             2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|-------\-------\0           Birdie

Zach goes down screaming as Birdie takes the smaller man to ground and simply pummels the crap out of him. Zach tries to get his hands up, something, ANYTHING to get between himself and those sledgehammer blows. Birdie does not seem like he is going to stop. The referees don't seem to want to interfere.

Zach's eyes go wide as the green irises shift to dark purple. Energy spills out of his eyes, his mouth...

...and a second later, out of every pore of his body as the errant explosion of Psycho Power sweeps across the plains. The Neo League personnel start to scramble, and get clear of the blast!

COMBATSYS: Zach can no longer fight.

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Birdie           0/-------/------=|

COMBATSYS: Zach successfully hits Birdie with Storm Flare.

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Birdie           0/-------/-======|

Birdie is sent back, hurled by the massive wash of power that's infront of him. It drives right at him, encompassing him in the blast. He can feel that he's there! But he isn't lucky at all!

The luck obviously wasn't there.

His hands don't come up in time and he's sent being thrown back, rolling across and smoking.

It looks like this is a draw! Birdie's just wondering how he messed that up. Well, sometimes you just can't have everything! At least Birdie won the real fight.

Ho ho.

Log created on 21:44:00 01/30/2008 by Birdie, and last modified on 02:44:32 02/02/2008.