Katana - BIG BILLY'S BLOWOUT BONANZA

Description: BILLY BEATS ON FACES IN THIS EPIC CLIMAX OF STUFFFFFF. Watch him be totally awesome, despite Birdie's HORRIBLE ASSAULTS. Watch Katana ... EXPLODE IN FIRE. WATCH IT ALL HERE FOLKS.



With the loss of, OH EVERYTHING OF JINCHUU, Blackjack enforcers Birdie and Katana have been doing ..

I meant they have been fighting for ....

They have taken an adventure to...

OKAY. So maybe as a part of Blackjack Birdie and Katana have been sort of doing what you do when employed but don't have to work! And that involves, LARGE AMOUNTS OF DRINKING. Within Southtown, Katana had he crashed through a damn Big Ben truck, yes THE truck, taken from the bottom of the sea and then smashed through a damn Clock Tower be put back together on the outskirts. Crime, without Hellraisers around, is much easier.

But perhaps they had forgotten about the SOUTHTOWN SYNDICATE. Which is an important thing to not forget about! Katana himself is currently propped up on a folding chair, a bowl of sake being sipped as he watches one of his most favorite women dance the fan dance! She is rather bad at it, and Katana believes that is how it is to be done! In the background, the Truck is in pieces, and is being refit over time.

Birdie? Well, Birdie will mention it, maybe Birdie is nearby, but Katana's truck, and his position of 'temporary truck rehab center' is certainly something that will catch the attention of a few. Especially with the CRIME that is being committed!

Yes, the crime.

Even if Katana isn't doing too much, he certainly is on someone's property!

Billy is many things to Geese; He's dependable, loyal, and always gets results. However, he is also another thing. Independent. He does things because he is asked, and even having an implication of it being ‘required' can be a rather foolish gesture. This means that in some cases, his idea of a timetable is skewed. Sure, Geese can underline the importance of any venture, but if he has no direct interest in it... such as in regards to a laughingstock and some idiotic British brawler... it's on a far back burner. Almost forgotten. But an agenda is an agenda, and when he's notified some remnants of Mad Gear appear to have crashed on his own area of turf, he finally decides It prudent to investigate the matter personally.
He's got no posse of his own as he walks forward, currently resting his long crimson bo staff upon one shoulder and wearing his standard blue denim outfit, white and red bandana flowing around behind. He walks directly towards the leader, fearless and with something of a smirk creasing his lean features. The girl spasming in her fan dance is resolutely ignored. Whether he is recognized is questionable, although he's famous enough – especially in this town – that his lack of appropriate race might not exclude him.
"Well, well... If it isn't Katana, running his truck into my buildings. You're a bit outside your borders, aren't you?" He sounds friendly enough, although that would be rather transparent to those more familiar with the man.

There are many ways to enter the scenes. Come from inside the truck. Eating an icecream. Witha beer in hand.

But Birdie isn't as sophisticated.

Instead, Birdie enters by leaving the bathroom, a trail of white toilet paper stuck to his right foot. Looking about, he actually gets rid of the white tail quickly. He's just here to help Katana. Nothing more or less.

Katana's entertainment and Katana himself have nothing really that interests him. Those puny women would break under his strength anyways. He just comes out enough to actually see Billy. The staff, the smirk, everything.

"Awwww shit." Birdie mumbles. "What the hell are you doin' here bloke, didn't you already deal with everything in that SNF fight? Did Geese send you here after D an' me made you look bad?" Birdie states. He doesn't like Billy. At least against him. Hell, the man hits like a truck.

Like a truck covered in Chi.

Birdie is so happy he used extra gel.

For his hair, of course.

It had been a great day, and nothing had gone wrong! The truck would be fixed in time, the world would be right, and in the end, this girl is hot and she's dancing. The world is at peace!

And then Billy appears, THE WORLD STARTING ON FIRE AND BURNING OH MAN. Pulling himself up, Katana looks towards Billy, mask covering his face as he looks long and hard at the Brit.

This isn't going to end very well, is it? "The building was an unfortunate casualty. I intended to smite the witch, but she had prevented it some how! But do not worry, in the end, my blades had taken care of such a foul creature! The demon, I hope, was taken care of as well." Jitte raising upwards, Katana looks upon Billy. "It is hard, at this current time, to deal with the Hellraisers invading my city. Such power mad members have made it impossible. But It will not be like that much longer, THIS I SWEAR AS SHOGUN OF MAD GEAR."

Looking around, Katana then lowers his hand. And then turns around. It's all done, ain't it?

"Stop talking crazy, Katana. I don't know what you are saying, and I don't really care." The staff whirls around rapidly, and the very end of it jabs out to poke against the man's chest in a decidedly threatening manner. "Damage is damage. Gotta live with the consequences, right? Or you'd find you've got no honor. And you wouldn't want to be dishonored, would you?" No Japanese man would, not in the slightest! Birdie's approach is greeted with such sourness that one might wonder if the other England brawler had bit into something sour, but he retracts his weapon and instead uses it as a crutch, leaning heavily into the somewhat pliant wood. "Don't talk bigger then you are. Unless you wanna fight me one on one to see where you stand. I don't care about some petty loss on Saturday Night Fight; That's just my PR. Now... you two are indeed in someone's eyes. Someone big and bad. Most people don't like being in this man's eyes, you understand?" Of course he's talking about Geese. But Birdie might be the only one smart enough to realize directly saying his link as the mastermind of crime is akin to saying the Mafia exists. ...although that might not change his act in the slightest. "I decided to deal with this..."

Birdie looks straight to Billy. He sure knows how to make some one keep on their toes. The mans rediculously scary, as one might imagine. Birdie can't even really formulate something, even if he's as big and beefy as he is. He might just want to actually let Katana fight this one alone. Yeah.

"Naw. I'm not stupid enough to know that you're one damn powerful guy." Birdie states as he looks towards Katana and then back to Billy. "So what does this some one want from us then. Does he want you to beat us raw or something bloke, because if its a fight you're looking for I might be busy." Birdie's alliby is a great one.

They're actually robots and the real Katana and Birdie are out at a pizza party. Billy will totally fall for that one. Geese would doubly so. We can all leave and eat pizza then.

But some how, Katana's honor is going to drag them into this. BIRDIE CAN SWEAR IT.

"Ho ho!" POKE. Katana stands still, and does not move! The threatening poke deters him only in physical, not in spirit! "I understand, but I shall do what I can to repair what has been turned to due to HONORABLE COMBAT. I will not turn back on what I have done, never, especially because of such dishonor!" Billy is pretty much correct, "I refuse to take a single step back, even if you stand here and threaten me with such tales of men who can see from the sky, and who is a giant! Bring forth the giant then, and I shall take him myself!" Katana points a jitte towards Billy, in his normal, stupid nature, and laughs as if he was unafraid.

"Oh? .. If you have come for the giant.. then you must be sent back to the giant! If you intend to disrupt Mad Gear, or it's Shogun, then you will find yourself against a great foe! Even if it is surrounded on all sides, I shall not let a single member cause my path to be blocked!" Katana rants, talking about honor, OTHER STUFF, and DESU KAWAIIIIIII.

And when he's finished, he retracts the jitte. "Do not threaten us with your tales of a sky giant again!"

There's a good few seconds where Billy merely stands there, then he bursts out laughing. Oh, he can't help it. He's never been that nice a guy, or had much in the way of discipline. It takes him a few seconds to regain control of himself, letting out a long sigh. "Oh, you're a class act. But you know, you two have something I can respect. Balls. You won't back down from anything, even if there's no wall behind you." He's tactically ignoring Birdie's lack of this at the moment, of course. "And here I find out you work for... Blackjack. A low-class group of nobodies? Who go to the highest bidder in the cracker jack factory? What did you get outta her interference with ninja boy's. You got your truck stuck in the side..." His staff lifts to point at Katana. "And you got thrown overboard." It shifts to Birdie. "Now I don't know about you, but that's not the best future. Think that there is a standard, not an exception..."
Billy takes a few steps backwards thereafter, turning to look over the surrounding area. "So I gotta proposition. I need more enforcers. It's entry level work. But we'll pay more then she could hope. You, Katana, would retain independence as Mad Gear's head. And we'll supply the manpower to take back your areas from those Hellraiser simpletons. We'll even throw in repairs to your truck. And Birdie..." A pause. "You'll never run outta people to beat the holy shit out of. What do you say?"

This is like the easiest answer he could ever imagine in his life time.

Birdie looks towards Billy as instead of bringing the punches he brings the proposition. Birdie's grin slowly takes over his face, threatening to wholy engulf in this recent news. Birdie is just stunned that some one like him would be hiring him. Well, if he's liked by Vega, he's liked by others apparently.

"Hah. I dunno, this is a real toughie. Do I stay in this back watter organization or do I go for the higher paying job. Well, hell bloke yeah I'll back stab here. Where do I sign?" Birdie asks, "An endless bodies to beat up sounds like a damn charm to me. I'll gladly beat on Elle and her bloody blokes if you want me too as well." Birdie chuckles as he looks to Billy.

He has balls, Billy just took his ass down in like two shots last time. Birdie knows some stuff.

Oh, also, Elle should have known this was coming. Birdie is an equal opportunity thug, after all.

The man.. IS LAUGHING!? Katana will thrust his jitte into his CHEST AND THE-Oh. They have those things. Katana cannot strike a man who is telling him of such glorious things! His anger cools, and the Shogun does not lash out like he has been known to do in the past. "It is true!" Katana chimes it, moving into a crane stance. "THERE IS NOTHING THAT SHALL CAUSE ME TO BACK DOWN! THERE IS NO FORCE TOO STRONG, and no spirit too odd, and nothing that will ever prevent the shogun from ever reaching his goal!" And then Billy clubs him over the head.

With words.

"I .. well.. Mad Hear ... She ... " HMMM. Katana stops, having NOTHING to say once, looking on to Billy. What did he get? She ordered him around like a slave. Pointed. Ordered. He was being paid, but nothing was being done.

He was just .. there.

IT WAS TRUE. He had sacrificed his truck, and she had not lifted a finger. It was for her benefit.. but what WAS the benefit!? Katana hears the proposition and looks up once more, towards Billy. "Mad Gear has no need to think on such a thing. The Shogun accepts your offer. Metro City will be controlled by Mad Gear once again, and their noble transport shall not retain it's sorry shape!"

"Well, aren't you a pair of eager beavers? Most people gotta be a gopher for months to get enough street cred to even get paid. You two know what to do, you're on the fast track to high influence. Mad Gear can have the gangs and the streets, we don't give a shit." After all, with Geese pulling the strings... likely without even Katana being fully aware... that might be all the more valuable a mask. "But how much you make? Well, that's determined by me. I'll be the one you work for; Mr. Sky Giant, he's a busy man, and he doesn't blink at the bottom line. Hell, usually I don't. That's more the pimp's area. So..." He slips into a combative stance, grinning in a sadistic fashion. "Show me what ya got. Prove your value to me, chumps!" He then gestures with his free hand. It seems he wants them to BRING IT AAAAWN!

COMBATSYS: Billy has started a fight here.

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Billy            0/-------/-------|


"The Shogun is far from foolish, my new friend, and I will do what is necessary to bring back the name of Mad Gear! If the service of the wench treats me such as this, then I will make sure I am in better holdings! And perhaps, even greater ever than what could have been seen before!" And well, how much they make are determined by .. him? HO HO!

Katana seems very interested now, and as Billy speaks about said pimp and his bottom line, Katana.. doesn't have a damn clue, BUT WHAT HE DOES KNOW.

"Prove my value to you?! THE SHOGUN SHALL NOT HESITATE!"

Billy wants to go, Eh!? Katana rushes forth with the jitte, and in perhaps a rather unusual tactic, GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE GOLD. "JIGOKU SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!" His sandals slide along the ground, his massive armored body rushing forth with incredible speed.. and his blades being thrust one after another. "Let us see... how you deal with the Shogun's might as well!"

COMBATSYS: Katana has joined the fight here on the right meter side.

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Billy            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Katana


Fighting with Billy. Hell yeah Birdie can do that. He's done it against him, he's a good ally to have. The thug Birdie just imagines it like fighting with like five Rugals. It'll be great. With Katana there, he's not leaving anyone back there in Blackjack, so poo poo on then. Ho ho ho.

"You got it bloke. You pay well, you do well. Damn I'm not gonna pass up a chance like this." Birdie states as he goes. "That mister sky giant guy sounds like a real gentleman, bloke." Birdie's got some cred. Likely he's not as enthusiastic as Katana is. He's a hulking beast man through. Plus, no one is enthusiastic as Katana is.

"Alright bloke, you got it." Birdies states as he goes right after the man, even as Katana moves in for the gold.

Birdie's just going to see if Katana actually gets him. Either way, Birdie's going to attempt to grab Billy with those huge arms and literally chuck the man up and over, and into one of the giant wheels of the truck.

COMBATSYS: Birdie has joined the fight here on the right meter side.

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Billy            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Katana
                                  >  //////////////////////////////]
                                 |-------\-------\0           Birdie


COMBATSYS: Katana successfully hits Billy with Jigoku Scrape.

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Billy            0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0           Katana
                                  >  //////////////////////////////]
                                 |-------\-------\0           Birdie


COMBATSYS: Billy counters Medium Throw from Birdie with Fire Dragon Pursuit Cane.

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Billy            0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0           Katana
                                  >  ////////////////////////      ]
                                 |====---\-------\0           Birdie


Whatever on God's green earth is Katana trying to do?! Flabbergasted, there was an attempt that seems doomed to failure to mount some meaningful defense, but such fails as he's scythed by the flurry of Katana-based doom, although the results are far from crippling. "Ow!" Off-balance, this leaves him with few useful options against an encroaching Birdie; That is, until he whips up his staff, awkwardly spreading his stance. He catches the wrist, and literally flings that humongous palm overhead, missing by a scant inch. And leaving a very large target very vulnerable. He has a couple seconds, but uses them well; Cackling madly as his staff breaks into chain-linked segments, wailing upon the brute's chest and face before attempting to slam him backwards thereafter. "Not bad... but it's gonna take a lot more then that to impress me!"

Birdie's chain links get staffed. The pole slipping between them as he grasps for the mans arm. He's surprised. Really surprised when this actually happens. As soon as it strikes, well, it bashes against his chest. Banging and striking one after another before finally Birdie's flung backwards with a tremendous force.

As the pole becomes whole again, Birdie's on the ground in pieces. Figuratively. It wasn't as bad as before, but it was still bad. Wow he hits hard. Slowly pulling himself together and working his way back up, his chest stings with the multiple blows. Surprisingly, there are very few welts.

"Damn nice hit." He goes on to say, hulking over, and taking the time just to look at Billy, and try to fight a way around the damn staff.

COMBATSYS: Birdie focuses on his next action.

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Billy            0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0           Katana
                                  >  ////////////////////////      ]
                                 |====---\-------\0           Birdie


As the staff catches Birdie, Katana's blades slash straight into Billy.. and well, there is PAIN behind them. Not horrible, crippling, doom pain. Just pain.

And as Billy then is left open.. he watches as Birdie gets pretty much beaten down.. How unfortunate, poor Tauros... Poor, poor Tauros! "Yes, Tauros.. prepare yourself. FOR I SHALL TAKE SUCH A WARRIOR FOR THE MOMENT! Do not worry, for I shall not fail in this task!" And pointing both jitte towards Billy, Katana yells out rather loudly.. AND CHARGES ONCE AGAIN FORTH AT BILLY.

Poor Billy. He will only know moments before THE FATE WHICH AWAITS HIM. "DAIKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Katana charges forth, sandals slamming into the ground, rushing towards Billy once more, and bringing the jitte up, to jam into his chest! If such a think works, well..

Billy will be slammed to the ground, and then Katana will treat him to the bitter taste ... OF THE DIRT. It may also hurt as he's PLOWED INTO THE GROUND. "BURRRINIIIING!"

Before Billy, of course, may be uprooted.. and launched away!

COMBATSYS: Billy dodges Katana's Daikyou Burning.

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Billy            0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0           Katana
                                  >  ////////////////////////      ]
                                 |====---\-------\0           Birdie


Well, if Birdie wants a slight reprieve, it appears one is going to be granted; As Katana is remaining as adamant as ever on getting in some proverbial lickings, but being polite enough to announce his presence. The gleaming tips of those weapons definitely hurt, and he lunges backwards with a grunt as they lash out, only catching the air the second time around. "Hah!" is recounted, seemingly quite pleased with the simple evasion. Before he twirls around his staff and then slips forward, both hands gripping the base rather hard. A swing is then let loose, entire sleek muscles tauting as the end of his weapon builds up a greater and greater crescendo of kinetic force, displacing the air in a WHOOSH that sends dust flying. The intent? To smack Katana RIGHT in the face with the homerun blow! "Catch THIS!!"

As Billy moves for Katana again, Birdie can see something is there. Ohohoh. He can see that he has a chance to do something! At least to him it looks like it, so he's going to damn well try. After all, Katana's there for letting the other people feel like they've got an easy go, and then WHAM it really stings.

But at Katana's not the one on the defensive, Birdie moves to shadow behind Billy, a large shadow like personage floating behind Billy ominously as he looks down, eyes completely focused as the pole is out. So Birdie aims to actually take the poke, grabbing onto the kineticly charged weapon and use it as a catapult.

Hopefully Billy's going to clamp down hard, allowing Birdie to fling him off his feet, and into the wall of the building there!

COMBATSYS: Katana fails to counter Fierce Strike from Billy with Shiraha Catch.

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Billy            0/-------/---====|=======\-------\0           Katana
                                  >  ////////////////////////      ]
                                 |====---\-------\0           Birdie


It looks like Billy.. is quite strong! And able to evade such strikes as his DAIKYOU BURNING. Such a thing brings great sadness to all of Katana kind. BUT THE SHOGUN MERELY NOW HAS A STAFF IN HIS FACE. Which really hurts, honestly, and it's quite an impressive blow. "Catch this? THEN I SH-"

His hands clamp down moments AFTER the strike hits head on, and Katana's mask would have ALMOST broken if his face HADN'T absorbed most of the blow. Still, steal to the face from a heavily muscled swing STILL REALLY HURTS.

Collapsing backwards, Katana forces himself to his feet, grinning. "How strong .. I am quite honored to fight one such as you .. BUT WE SHALL SEE, YET, WHO WILL BE VICTORIOUS!"

COMBATSYS: Billy endures Birdie's Quick Throw.

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Billy            0/-------/-======|=======\-------\0           Katana
                                  >  ////////////////////////      ]
                                 |=====--\-------\0           Birdie


Ah, success! Although Billy then finds that he's got another hand gripping upon his staff. "Hey, leggo!" is started; And as anticipated he doesn't let go, and losing out on raw force is whipped around to hit an adjacent building with a slam, cracks appearing beneath. ...But he grins, bracing himself before slithering down and then adjusting the weapon. "Well... if you want it that bad..." He then snaps out the tip, trying to catch Birdie within the throat. Before maneuvering to actually lift him from the ground with a grunt, to dangle the massive figure if only barely; Enough to cut off the air from his throat, at least! Another cackle would follow, before he'd twist to flip Birdie overhead and deposit him face-first upon the windshield of a nearby car!

COMBATSYS: Birdie Toughs Out Billy's Hell Drop!!

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Billy            1/------=/=======|=======\-------\0           Katana
                                  >  ////////////////////////      ]
                                 |>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2           Birdie


Unfortunately for Billy, that never happens. Birdie wants it that bad. He sure damn does. And Billy gives it to him. As the front of the pole actually comes at Billy, it strikes completely. Right into the neck, lifting the large man up, and even suffocating him. But it doesn't stop him, oh no! Instead, Birdie's hurled face first into the car.

You would think that would stop a man, but Birdie just grins a shit eating grin as he pulls himself from the wreckage. He'd really been moving through that. Grabbing the pole to stop himself from being choked, cutting the car with his head. But that's not the only thing he's after.

"And you're gonna damn want it too." Birdie answers as he lifts himself from the hood, jumping up and over towards Billy, even taking the time to pose mid way before landing right infront of Billy. Attempting to grab and head butt the man into submission, if he gets that far, the chain comes out, unhooked before being looped right on Billy's neck, the heavy chains grasping entirely as Birdie attempts to hurl him and the chains straight up, before pulling down, crashing the man against the pavement. "Eeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" He grunts.

WHEN KATANA IS BACK UP .. what does he do?

Well, with Birdie being completely awesome, Katana looks in awe! It seems that Tauros IS AMAZING TODAY. And with himself back up, Katana certainly doesn't waste any time with his next option .. which happens to be continuing to stare at Birdie. There is .. very little he does besides watch Birdie for a bit, and it's still viable, because Billy is taking his attention! And Billy's attention is also on Birdie.

Look at how that works out!

Meanwhile, Katana attempts to take this time, rushing towards the rear of Billy, and thrusting his jitte straight in his back... and it's a REALLY hard thrust forwards! Katana .. WOULD GO FOR NOTHING LESS.

Even if it leaves him incredibly open!

COMBATSYS: Billy endures Birdie's Bull Revenger.

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Billy            1/----===/=======|=======\-------\0           Katana
                                  >  ///////////////////////       ]
                                 |=======\-------\1           Birdie


COMBATSYS: Billy interrupts Deep Strike from Katana with Red Lotus Requiem.

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Billy            0/-------/------=|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2           Katana
                                  >  ///////////////////////       ]
                                 |=======\-------\1           Birdie


Well, goddamn. Birdie sure does know how to take a hit like a man, doesnt' he? It definitely hurt him, but not to any extent that was actually helpful for winning the battle. But there's no point in worrying about it. Instead he limbers up, and prepares for the pain about to be inflicted. He's dutifully headbutted, eyes beginning to haze before he finds all breathe leaving his lungs, and he's settled in a crater of his own design. "Tenacious little buggers..." But he can hear Katana's heavy ass coming towards him from behind. ONLY ONE MAN CAN DO THAT. –Wait, that's private knowledge. He twists around, yanking up his weapon. He's caught in the side, gashing his ribs and ripping his jacket. But he's about to repay it far more, as he catches Katana in the chest full-on. A lunging uppercut takes the pair into the sky, and at the height of it he spirals his weapon in a massive gout of flame, erupting into a pinwheel. He descends to land thereafter, allowing Katana to fall to the ground as well. ...Probably worse off. "But I ain't gonna go down that easy!!"

As Katana is caught by the lunging uppercut, being ripping upwards, the height of it causes Katana to have himself erupt in a massive gout of flames. The pain is horrible, and Katana makes a sound like this.

"AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHAGSHGHAG ANCESTORS OF SPIRITS OF ALL THE POCKY IN THE EASTERN SUN!" The Shogun collapses to the ground!

DEAD. AND THEN HE RISES AGAIN, JITTE RAISED. "I .. AM..... NOT.... DONE... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" Katana has never been the one to just die and give up. Rushing towards Billy, Katana yells out the SECRETS WORDS. "TEN!"

The jitte aim for his chest ONCE MORE, attempting to grab him, and slam him into the ground. "CHUU!" THIS IS THE MARK OF THE BULL, IN WHICH KATANA ATTEMPTS TO PLOW BILLY FORWARDS, and then make a nice soil mark where Billy's head went through! And then, the final!

"SATSU!" Tossing Billy up, Katana would slash towards him with both Jitte, in an attempt ... /TO SLICE HIM/.

And then he would promptly collapse.

COMBATSYS: Katana can no longer fight.

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Billy            0/-------/------=|=======\-------\1           Birdie


Afterward, Birdie is damn tired. He's starting to feel the effects of the tight grip the pole had on his neck. The strength of which Birdie was hurled down into the car front, and the glass which just stung like hell. He's glad he put extra gel on his hair, or a follicle might have actually move when he impacted!

But now, he just gets to watch as Katana gets absorbed in a massive wave of flame and stick. Birdie just watches in awe. "That's just damn disappointing." Birdie states, "There's still me left so don't damn think you'll win easy." Birdie states as he gets into position for his next attack... and then he just goes even as Katana is busy aiming to cut up Billy with. Oh Katana, that's the spirit! So what does Birdie do?

HE ATTEMPTS THE UNATTEMPTABLE. Well, he just goes in, head first, aiming to stab Billy in the chest with his head, or at least, the hair piece on his head. BULL COMBO MOVE. TAUROS GOOOO.

COMBATSYS: Billy dodges Birdie's Bull Horn.

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Billy            0/-------/------=|=======\-------\0           Birdie


COMBATSYS: Billy dodges Katana's Ten Chuu Satsu.

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Billy            0/-------/------=|=======\-------\0           Birdie


At the moment, Billy is getting his second wind; Birdie should be almost dead but he isn't, and Katana's going mad and shouting out ranting prose. There's a rush backwards, evading the first grapple and then each subsequent slash of the jitte. "You still think you have a chance?" Billy mulls in Birdie's direction, hurling himself into the air and over the rather massive figure. "Ole!" He lands again. One down, one to go. So he begins to spiral his weapon in a mad fashion, gathering up a large amount of heat and sparks as his chi begins to pour out, and he slowly faces the other British fighter. "Now... let's see if you really got what it takes to finish me off..."

COMBATSYS: Billy gathers his will.

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Billy            0/-------/-======|=======\-------\0           Birdie


Well, after striking the wall as he ran right for Billy, Birdie's not feeling the love. NOT AT ALL. Striking head on into a wall, his horn is rather stuck there for the moment. And let me tell you, that really sucks. Pulling back and trying to get out of it, well, doesn't work the first time, but it does, pulling out with some cement and other sorts as well.

"Damn. You're quick." Birdie states as he just turns about and looks right back to Billy. Well, the man was definitely fast. Strong. And probably could dismantly Birdie in a single move. Well, thems the breaks those are. Birdie's just gotta keep going.

"Well, damn, we'll definitely see if I do now won't we?" And birdie them LIFTS A POWERFUL LEG, and attempts to kick at Billy. Nrgh.

COMBATSYS: Billy blocks Birdie's Light Kick.

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Billy            0/-------/-======|=======\-------\0           Birdie


Twisting around his weapon, it's interposed before the huge kick. It's caught without any seeming difficulty, skidding the smaller man backwards with a grunt. That's a lot of force for such a simple motion. But he is far from about to throw in the towel... instead, he rushes forward once more, and snaps out his weapon, trying to slam the heel of it across Birdie's face. Two more jabbing thrusts would be aimed towards his chest, trying to stagger him back more then anything else. "C'mon... this is the best chance you'll ever have to prove what you got alone... Better not waste it!"

COMBATSYS: Billy successfully hits Birdie with Medium Strike.
- Power hit! -

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Billy            0/-------/=======|=======\===----\1           Birdie


Birdie gets slapped across the face with the pole. Oh its like the pain of the last attack comes back to haunt him. It's a really great feeling. The heel beats the hell out of Birdie as he finally gets back to his feet, only causing the man to stumble backwards when struck, looking directly towards Billy afterwards with a bloodied up face.

"Yeah. Lil' ol me versus you, bloke. I dunno." Birdie says, "I might be able to pull it out still." Birdie says as he begins to move towards Billy in quick fashion, running right towards the stronger man as if to impale him with his horn! The horn on his head. And yes he is trying to. Right up against the truck where large hamfisted fists would sting out towards Billy, attempting to batter and bruise him properly! Billy deserves nothing less!

COMBATSYS: Billy counters The Birdie MAX from Birdie with Random Weapon.

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Billy            0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0           Birdie


And this is where Billy decides to be resourceful; He reaches back his free hand and yanks open the truck door that's directly behind him. And as Birdie's massive head rockets forth... he suddenly shifts aside, and uses his staff to guide him into the newly opened space. Of course, broad shoulders would slam into it, but it renders any pummeling assault suddenly useless. ...And then Billy begins REPEATEDLY SLAMMING THE DOOR UPON BIRDIE'S HEAD, until either the British thug gets free or it's too dented and beaten up to be useful as a weapon. "C'mon! You! Can! Do! Better! Then! This!!" It's probably one of the more humiliating manners of having a desperation assault brushed aside.

Birdie's just blown away really. Being beaten this hard rather sucks. He was winning, but in two shots Billy just kicks the living hell out of him. Being stopped before the door is slammed upon Birdie's head over and over again. Birdie's first idea is just to sit there and wait it out. The second is to actually pull his head out of the door. And he does, looking towards Billy as the man just seems to be sadistically beating him up, well, if Birdie wants to do ANY damage, he needs to make sure it counts.

So Birdie begins to stumble backwards, almost drunkenly, and look towards Billy, aiming to get a beed on him.

COMBATSYS: Birdie focuses on his next action.

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Billy            0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\1           Birdie


"Oh... tryin' to think, huh? Well, fine! I'LL END IT, THEN!" With that, Billy rears back his staff, grasping it by the end. And then with a mad cackle once more, shoots it out; It again separates into three pieces, the intervening chain flickering out. This is a move the large man would be familiar with; The intent being to slam into his face dead on, before flashing into a gout of fire that would consume him, even if it expires once the conduit is gone and retract with a snap of the wrist. He twirls the weapon anew, aiming it slightly downwards. Appearing almost arrogantly confident that he's won with that. "Katana might of been a bit of a laughing stock this fight... but maybe I underestimated you. I'd almost think there's a method to your berserk madness..."

COMBATSYS: Birdie interrupts Blazing Cane Thrust from Billy with Murderer Chain.
- Power hit! -

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Billy            1/------=/=======|=======\====---\1           Birdie


Oh. So you weren't trying all this time. Well you should have told Birdie. He has to do it HIMSELF. So as Billy actually comes at Birdie with the staff, Birdie knows exactly what the hell is going to happen. They seperate, shoot out at him, and literally smash into his face. It actually happens again, but Birdie's already got a one upperance here.

The many blows batter and slam him, burning with a gout of fire. But even still, Birdie grunts, moving through the pain to fire off a chain directly towards Billy's neck, the heavy links connecting finely before Birdie yanks it right back towards him, only to hurl him up, and then slam him into the ground. He does this again, twice, just to prove his point.

"You better damn... believe it," Birdie pauses to take a breath. After the fire, he's really beat. His body looks rather destroyed, but damn if he's going to quit now. "not done yet though."

Okay, this wasn't expected. Billy had indeed been playing around, at least in terms of applying the maximum amount of damage; Outside ushering Katana into the next life, and this vicious assault as well. But how many people have ever shrugged through it and applied one hell of a beating? None come to mind. When he slips free, coughing and choking, of the abusive chains – his body battered and twisted – he clambers away, trying to get some distance with a bit more speed then thus far displayed. "Oh... that's it... you cocky little..." He gets back up, and begins to whirl his staff around in a frenetic fashion. "You're not done yet, huh? HUH?! Well, I'm about to sear you into WELL DONE!" But there's no true anger here. Only a wild look, sadistic and predatory. Both ends of his staff ignite, and quickly mold a pinwheel that builds up in heat, scorching the concrete beneath black, as he weaves his chi masterfully through his proverbial paintbrush. "...GO TO HELL!" is roared as he unleashes his literal inferno, a fireball larger then Birdie himself shooting across the distance. Leaving a wake of fiery destruction behind, and trying to blow him into a car. Which will hopefully then explode. Since hey, that'd just be a perfectly showy end to this fight!

COMBATSYS: Birdie Toughs Out Billy's Blazing Whirlwind Cane!

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Billy            0/-------/-------|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2           Birdie


Birdie sure is getting his ass kicked around. He's reached TOP for the second time in this fight. But still, he's not going to give up, even if Billy is going crazy on Birdie. It's alright here. Everyone is a monster. EVERYONE. YES YOU TOO.

Still weak and unable to really get out of the way, Birdie just looks up towards Billy as he begins the assault. The burning pinwheel is really going to suck for him. Still, he's not going to just let Billy walk all over him! No! Instead, he's going to push himself right into it, which is arguably one of the dumbest moves he's done in a while.

The fireball hurled right towards Birdie, the man is absorbed by it, sent flying back as the inferno crushes into him, sending him flying back into a car. And it does explode, two fireballs meeting each other.

BUT WHAT'S THIS FLYING OUT OF THE EXPLOSIONS TOWARDS BILLY?!

It's Birdie, sent like a rocket right back towards him, hair still sparkling and untouched, glinting off the many different sources of fire. Behind him a brutally burned and battered Birdie, "Not... just... yet!" Birdie calls, before touch down.

If he strikes Billy, well, there's going to be a lot of punches following that. Lots of punches. Big meaty punches that slowly diminish before Birdie himself has just got to stop fighting. Toppling over, he falls to the side like a house.

Yeah, now he's DEFINITELY done, Billy.

COMBATSYS: Birdie can no longer fight.

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Billy            0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Billy blocks Birdie's The Birdie MAX.

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Billy            0/-------/------=|


Why on earth won't he die?! Billy almost yells this, but instead he spreads his stance, and manages to catch the charging head once more. There's no finesse, no slamming his head into a car door. Just pain. He gets gouged in the side despite it all, but the majority of the pounding blows are evaded, protecting his head and allowing them to slip off his shoulders and staff. Stumbling back, he teeters... and then catches himself. Panting heavily, he looks between the pair, but keeps his attention focused longer on Birdie. ...hmm. "Man... that hurt more then I thought." is his conclusion. He'll give Katana base pay, and Birdie base and a half. He'll be a good backbreaker; Raiden's gonna have a run for his money. Cracking his neck, Billy turns and strides off mostly on-balance, mumbling under his breath about the torn jacket.

THE END - AND EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Log created on 20:34:30 11/20/2007 by Katana, and last modified on 12:02:05 11/24/2007.