Description: Naerose faces off against Himeko on her home turf: the library!? (Winner: Himeko)
o/~ o/~ Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YFCC Library is the place to be! Booooook readin' is the life for me! Books! Spreadin' out so far and wide! .. Something something something something siiide! o/~
It's been a while since the youngest superhero around has had a match at the YFCC, and rightfully so because after that Jinchuu crazyness, she's been a little nauseated by the thought of using any travel besides car. Obviously this is the area she's chosen to fight at, the library! Of course more specificly it's at the viewing room near the library where there's screening equipment aplenty and lots and lots of old video tapes and newspapers files away along the walls, the only thing in the way in the middle of the room is a looong table. At one end is the entrance, and the other is a blank wall where the widescreen is supposed to be drawn down.
Hime specificly chose Naerose to battle with for one reason, not just a chance to show off her skills, but she's always been suspicious about the red witch, and won't forget the trouble she's caused at Taiyo, even if she seems a bit different now. There are youth a'plenty within the rather small crowd today, all waiting for that precise moment when the door comes flying open and the pink clad heroine flips into the scene. Once this happens, everyone shouts her opening catch-phrase:
"mmmmMMORTALS!!"
But she doesn't have her scarf today, she's wearing a big pink shirt over her bodysuit. It's a little puzzling for the onlookers, but it's no doubt it's Hurricane Hime at bat!
So okay, you'd think being chosen as an opponent would mean, you know that someone was coming to fight. Right? Well that's totally not how the witch comes. She does come, but with a sleeping bag and a pillow and a blanky. No Teddy bear, instead she has Sylvester to squeeze the stuffing out of. This is afterall a slumber party right? I mean, she never knew libraries for any other use, they're full of books after all, that has to be the most pboring subject in existence, reading. Yuck.
"Heeey Himeko, err.. are you even dressed for this store time sleepover? I'm kind of stocked for the warm cider and pumpkin pie, also I wonder if they might read us the engine that...coould." Her words dry up as she notices a crowd of people around.
"Waait a minute, you tricked me! Thsi isn't a sleep over at the library.. This is.. er.. a walk off on the runway? Have you seen Zoolander recently?"
The witch is a little preplexed, but probably less so then other people who are around feel seeing the witch acting all weird. Anyone who knows her though.. probably not so much.
Please allow the little Hurricane a moment to just stop and stare at Naerose once she walks into the scenario, though not just stare, stare with her jaw DROPPED. Just.. Wow. For the briefest of moments, the t-shirt slips off of her left shoulder and her eyes go blank. ".... U.. Ummm.."
But she then straightens up, her hands clenched into fists near her cheeks. "Hey! I didn't say a single thing about a sleepover! Are you telling me that all you would do in a place as glorious as this is nap?? Education is no sleeping matter! Rrrgh!" The girl shakes her head, and with a mighty leap up and backward, she flips onto the table, one hand on her hip and the other pointing dramatically at the witch. "Allow me, Citizen Witch, to set the record straight, I have from the very beginning called you over to engage in battle! And secondly, it sounds like you don't even know whom you're facing. Have you been sleeping under a rock? Everyone say it loud and say it proud!"
Hime drops into a crouch, a Ginyuu Force style pose struck in the spurr of the moment, as the crowd cries in unison: "Hurricane Himeeee!"
Followed by a Saishu-esque, "Ha HA!" from the heroine. She doesn't have the sparkle-tooth thing down yet.
"Wait okay. .Hold on." The witch is like so totally confused. It takes a while before she finally takes it all in. She leans on her broom and stares at Hime. A moment passes. Another moment passes.
"Okay okay okay okay, so you're a cosplayer from a fanservice panty anime called My Hime, look sister, I've seen worse things then that" The witch says and winks over her shades. She pushes off her broom and rolls out her sleeping back, places the pillow down and seems to be going about setting up her bed.
"I mean who hasn't had a library sleep over when they were a kid, complete with librarians reading them stuff, snacks and.. well hey, it was great, so of course I came." The witch gives Hurricane Hime a smile then pauses.
"Hey wait, are you from the Gale Force?" That would be so cool.
"I always wanted to see the land of oz."
'This is confusing, I .. I don't understand what she's talking about..' Hurricane Hime confesses to herself, seeming slightly nervous. Sure, the witch is talking, but only a little less than fifty-percent of what's being spouted really makes any sense! She doesn't get the 'lingerie' comment at all, but it's more than enough to make her cheeks redden anyway. "For the last time, this isn't nightware! Citizen Fade let me borrow this in exchange for borrowing my scarf! If I knew it'd make me that unrecognizable I would have.. Gotten it sooner."
The girls shoulders slump a little.. But she stands up with her usual confident grin. "Well I, for one, have never slept in a library, a place like this is an endless trail of excitement and adventure! I mean come on, you're a witch.. You should know how useful having a book is!!"
Come to think of it.. What was the Gale Force? "N- No, I'm from the Saikyo Dojo.. Yes, that's right I am Dan Hibiki's prodigy student! Now I'm sure you realize why I want to fight you! Ha HA!"
. . . .
"Ahhh. No." The witch replies and scratches her head. She adjusts her hat and looks around at the crowd assembled and then seems to start to think, you can hear the gears turning, but they don't seem to be getting anywhere, just grinding. What's next you ask? What could she possibly say that would be worse than that. .. . ? This.
"Wait hold on, so this is a library right? Arn't we supposed to be quiet?"
The witch keeps talking, you can see her lips moving but there is no way to hear what she is saying because she instantly drops into a whisper below that of any possible hearing range, that or she's faking talking and just moving her lips. Meanwhile the Sylvester she was gonna use as a teddy bear starts to hope off... toward the nearest book. Is this library rabbit proofed? Probably not.
Hurricane Hime would fall right off the table if she were a less experienced fighter. Of all things, she wasn't expecting something -logical- to come from her opponents mouth, that is .. What, one of the ninth wonders of the world?? Needless to say, to have the tables turned so suddenly on the saikyo student, it's very unsettling.. She's not really used to being the voice of reason!
"Well.. Actually yes, that is true.." Hime replies as she unzips her fannypack, and draws out a yellow sheet of paper, "However, I have a PASS that allows me to be loud today between the hours of XX:15 and XX:50 pm! Obviously as a hero, I would have things like this covered, ha HA! Not bad, huh?"
The paper slipped back into her fannypack, Naerose is then pretending to talk. Hime is hardly phased, "Your bad.. Chinese subtitles.. Have. No effect.. on me!" she retorts confidently. "Through.. You I will.. Restore.. Honor to... My masters dojo. And.. My school!"
.............
"Ha. Ha. Ha ha!"
"Wait wait wait, hold on. You're.. " She peers at Himeko through her shades and is totally like. Getting it.
"You're a sushi chef. Got it. " She smiles knowingly and then is like,
"Cause I would be down for a jumbo sized sammpler." And then shes rubbing her tummy, nodding her head and then stops all of a sudden, like a car smashing into a brick wall, but not just any car, a cartoon car, which had a smiley face before hitting said wall, now it looks sort of .. well.. stopped.
"This is a library, not only are we supposed to be quiet, but arn't we supposed to not damage books? And not knock over shelves.. and not break tables? " She looks around as though this room were in graaaave danger.
The Hurricane certainly does look rather proud of herself! Though Naerose manages to kill the thing entirely, the first part of the witches words is like a tremendous blow; she is forced to drop to a knee while cringing. "... Y- You've.. Got to be kidding me.." For a moment it looks like she's about to go down in defeat when suddenly.
"OBJECTION!!!!"
Standing at the side of the table now, Hime slams her hands down on the table, then raises one gloved hand to POINT at the witch Naerose. "What you've said contradicts the evidence! Allow me to present exhibit 'A', the Noise Pass!"
She flashes the yellow sheet of paper. "Now allow me to call the location to your attention, this is the viewing room, the only 'books' available are protected by filing cabinets! The shelves with equipment are in no danger.."
Pause.. Pause...
Speedlines zoom behind Hime! "Unless you planned from the very beginning to destroy viewing equipment! And that is what you've been planning all this time, Citizen Witch! To soil the Hurricane's good name by confusing me, and breaking everything here!"
"Good name?" The witch asks and then yawns, "Oh forgetabout it, you wanna fight or something, so lets just do it already." She holds up her broom and looks totally ready to.. too.. laugh.
"So lets do the fighting thing" She tries to bite back her grin but it is just uncontainable, the grin spreads faster than a fire across the great state of california or the amazon jungle. Okay, so that was in bad taste.
"Seriously Mai Hime, lets do this," And then she breaks out into a rap.
"Cause everytime I bust a rhyme a rhyme I damage my right eye worse then nine times ninety nine."
Then she dramatically points her broom at Hime and is like all matrix style bring it.
COMBATSYS: Naerose has started a fight here.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Himeko has joined the fight here.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Himeko
Hrk! Hime for a moment is frozen again. That.. Her act was so dramatic! How could the witch just brush her off like that, that's not just a travesty, it's an insult to her very being!
Now, another thing. Hime may be half-black, but she doesn't have an ounce of freestyle ryhtem in her. However she has an excuse, books don't teach that kind of thing! And so she's actually a bit impressed by the witches smooth rhymes! "Hmph, it'll take more than confangled rythem and rhymes to slow me down.. Oh and for the record.."
The once calm and composed Hime is actually pretty annoyed now. Out of nowhere there's a video tape inside a box in her hand with 'Soy Beans and You' written on it's spine. It's flung at Naeroses head, "MY NAME ISN'T MAI-HIME!!!!" Gwar!
COMBATSYS: Naerose fails to interrupt Thrown Object from Himeko with Deep Strike.
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Naerose 0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0 Himeko
And Naerose is totally like no you didin. She's not going to let a video tape ruin her day, she's gonna ssend her broom through it and totally hit Himeko on the other side, if only there wasn't a video tape like sticking out of her face in her shades. She totally has to pull on it with both hands to get it off and has the word 'Soy' imprinted on her forehead for a bit. Then she tosses the tape aside and rubs her face before whining, in an accusatory sort of way,
"Hey! That hurt!"
Not a lot, but it was really a good way to learn about Soy, right?
Hime blinks a few times, still frozen in her 'throwing' animation. She must have thrown that case harder than she thought because once it sinks in the case is -stuck- there, she has to curl in her lips. They curl up some more.
And then she busts out laughing! "H- Hey, look at that! That's wild, how were you of all people able to take on that butler with those kinds of skills!" She means Adelheid.
"Hmmn, on the other hand, maybe I'm overlooking something, looks like I'd better beat feet and fight.. HURRICANE STYLE!" The little Hurricane seems to aim to do this by leaping onto the table once more with her left hand scooping up a handful of index cards, which she slings toward Naerose's shoulder. Curiously enough those papers stay stuck togeather, so it acts like a rope!
COMBATSYS: Naerose fails to interrupt Quick Throw from Himeko with Deep Strike.
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Naerose 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Himeko
The paper acts a bit odd, however, once close, it then coils around the witches shoulders. She should be suprised when she's suddenly yanked forward, taking air for a moment. "Get over here!!!" Hime cries. Once Naerose is close enough, she's then intercepted with a crouch into a rising uppercut, Hime unsheathing volume 'X' of an encyclopedia right under the witches chin to knock her up into the air! "Toasty!!"
The witch is like, what? Paper are you serious. She starts toward Himeko and then she's moving faster toward Himeko and she's no longer in control as she was winding up to hit Himeko and then gets hit by a book. She sees stars, not x's and totally doesn't get the references that Himeko is apparently trying to do. Partially because Mortal Kombat is full of a full of themselves staff. If you want a cool staff you ought to pay attention to the Stranglehold peope, not that Naerose did. She lands on the table and stairs at the ceiling.
"Ever feel like you're being beaten on by a crowd of Ommpa Loompas?"
"How embarassing.." Hime murmurs to herself, though she doesn't seem to be sympathetic about it in reality. In fact, she looks proud of herself with that big ol grin of hers. "Looks to me like you need a crash course in being cool! I'm more than willing to take the lead of course, it's a well known fact that 'Cool' is my middle name! But if you think you're feeling stampeded right now..."
Himeko takes another short dash and leaps into the air, curling her legs in for a moment.. But just a moment! Because when she uncurls, she intends on landing down hard on Naerose, like she were a red koopa troopa. "Just imagine how the pilgrims feel!!!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose fails to interrupt Medium Kick from Himeko with Deep Strike.
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Naerose 0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0 Himeko
Yep, Naerose's only reaction to this is to totally flip out and try to like throw every single part of her body at Himeko in the most uncoordinated attack ever. Her feet, her broom, her broom, her pointy hat, her bunny.. But Himeko finds her one opening. Her big opening, her broad side of a barn opening. Failing to hit Naerose in this case would of been much more impressive then hitting her.
"Waaaah!" Cries the witchas she's landed on and fails to get up and is squashed. Actually it wasn't that brutal, but you wouldn't know that.
"Ha HA!" Hime cries out with yet another Saishu-esque burst, and even goes so far as to strike a brief pose atop the wish in a celebratory manner. Score one for the good guys, right?? Hime hops off then, curls her knees in and rolls backward a couple of feet. "Yahooie!"
When she's back on her feet, the girl has to take a moment to think now. So far she's been beating up the witch in red pretty badly from her point of view, maybe she should hold back a bit.. But only a little! "Well I think the measure of skill here is starting to get obvious! There's no shame in conceding at this point of the match, I think, so I'll give you a chance to back down, ok?"
Hime tears a few pages from another book she carries, this one free of words, a bit of a dangerous look in her eye. As if she has a PLAN in mind if Naerose doesn't give up!
COMBATSYS: Himeko focuses on her next action.
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Naerose 0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0 Himeko
"What? Give up? Hah, and they teach you some lameness .. I mean you know teh lameness at that Dojo sushi shop huh." Naerose is serious too, even for her the Yahoo was kind of over the top. That must be why she isn't the master. The witch totally gets up, leans on her broom and adjusts her shades. She's going to hit Himeko with something.. Something hard.. something like.. She winds up and holds the broom like it was a baseball bat and then unwinds with a solid smash like motion, totally trying to take Hime off her feet and maybe sent flying someplace like.. oh the oppsite wall.
"Seriously, you wanna say or do something cool, be like.. er.. take this!"
COMBATSYS: Himeko endures Naerose's Deep Strike!
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Naerose 0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0 Himeko
There seems to be.. Something that's keeping Himeko from rocking out harder than she had ever rocked out before. And that problem is intensity. She's got the confidence, but Hime is lacking sorely in intensity. How can she display her might unless she's in a difficult position??
On the other hand, she also doesn't take kindly to Naerose's badmouthing of Saikyo, that's not cool at all! The swing comes in.. It hits! The swing is a whopper, the heroine letting out a yelp as she's sent flying toward the wall but then WHAT'S THIS??
"You did -not- just go there!"
Suddenly she's curled into the ball again and slams hard against the wall feet first! This puts her in the position to come rocketing back at Naerose at speed. Super speed! Supreme speed! The witch is facing a flying kick of a lifetime, aimed for her gut. "THIS!" Freeze frame.
Her opposite leg sweeps out for another freeze frame kick. "IS!"
And then finally she twists around a final time to finish the combination with a sobat kick, planting her foot firmly into the gut the third time. "COOL!"
COMBATSYS: Himeko successfully hits Naerose with Xou da Xuxa.
- Power hit! -
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Naerose 1/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 Himeko
The combination is totally hard to follow, Naerose is like adjusting her shades. Hime is like Cool but she doesn't take it very well. The witch is like.. okay lets see.. She's .. wait she got hit by HIME? She totally didn't realize that until she had got kicked and landed on the ground. I mean she was like suspended in the air while being kicked three times? Sort of .. it's hard to figure out what was going on, but here is the kick. When the witch is done being hit by a Hime ball and kicked, she's totally on her feet with a grin.
"Hey, Arika and Eva are my friends!"
The with lets that sink in since Hime is like totally trying to kill Naerose or something. Then she rather out of rhythm tries to hit Himeko with a blast of sort of exploding chi.
"En Criento!"
COMBATSYS: Himeko just-defends Naerose's End Creation!
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Naerose 1/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 Himeko
COMBATSYS: Himeko has saved the state of this fight.
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Naerose 1/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 Himeko
".... Huh?"
After landing a pretty hardcore blow Hurricane Hime actually needs a moment to recollect her thoughts. Something about what the witch said didn't exactly click but then it -does-. Friends? Well they were all fighting togeather at one point weren't they so it must be true! So yes it's all sinking in, but that sinking in is what brings Hime to REAL ULTIMATE POWER.
She slaps her hand onto her book and with a brilliant flash of light and a gust of wind that sends her scarf whipping backward, she half-unsheaths a massive buster sword that Naerose's energy slams into instead with a bit of floor shaking impact! "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" she cries, as once the energy dissipates, the paper sword explodes into smaller scraps which she then grabs a few as she runs back toward the witch. "Oh you are -not-!" Hime accuses a she leaps up and onto the table then off of it while slinging the glowing sheets skyward. The fly up, and then home in like darts toward the witch! "Don't make crazy claims without proof!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Himeko's Art Attack.
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Naerose 1/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 Himeko
The witch is totally like, what what? And then gets out of the freakin way of thosee darts.
"You don't think.. You don't think they're .." She stares at Himeko and then uses the top of her broom like a mic. She breaks it down for Himeko, freeeestyle:
"We must be seeking something in people
Just with words we don't understand each other and end up in tears,
Loneliness wanders about as impatient as can be.
Let's become one, because it's the proof of my courage,
In this ever-changing world, ever-changing world."
Oh and in that inane babble, Naerose tries to kick Himeko, taking the time to move toward her and rear back and hope she was distracted with the terrible terrible rapping.
COMBATSYS: Himeko interrupts Strong Kick from Naerose with Magic School Bus.
- Power hit! -
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|=======\-------\1 Himeko
It's times like these when.. Well, it really doesn't pay to be a superheroine. Sure, there are battles when the non-sensical pulls off something ingenius now and then, but what Naerose does just then it's.. It's just so BAD that if she could she'd turn into a stone statue.
She actually TRIED to but it didn't work.
So instead she whips out a handful of cards (One of them reads [0.5]) from her thighholser and just shakes her head, "Terrible.. TERRIBLE!!" Mid-kick Naerose finds her ankle ensnared by a rope made of cards, as well as one of her ankles. The heroine bursts through the kick and past the witch, twisting her arms in such a way that it leaves the lady in red completely hog-tied by the wrists and ankles. She steps on the womans back and pulls the main cord which makes a painful *KRIK* noise of pulled joints. Ouch! But he ropes eventually break, sending her tumbling backward. "Try again!"
Hog tied and then given a serious chiropractic twist and crack, her back actually cracks and then the witch is there and totally unsure what to make of that, oh yeah, that was painful, but she gets up and tries to look around, but.. she can't see!
"I.. I can't see! I can't see!" Cries the witch and starts to feel around.
"I can't see without my glasses."
Her eyes are closed. That's probably why she can't see.
"You gotta help me find my shades!" Cries the witch. She also swings her broom around in an attempt to sweep them up, yeah, that'll work great.
"Oh man I can't see without my shades!"
COMBATSYS: Himeko dodges Naerose's Medium Strike.
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|=======\-------\1 Himeko
Himeko would probably get fired if she were a real chiropracter. She's simply just not the type of girl to really get that kind of job done right. But it's legal in fights at least so that's cool right! However the heroine stares again, with a bit of a blank expression, and then actually looks around a little bit.
Did she really lose her glass- W- Wait a minute! "I can't tell if this is a tactic, or if this is truth but I guess I need to help so... YEOW!" She covers the top of her head and ducks, then stumbles to the left and to the right to avoid the close call swings!
"Hey stop swinging that around! You're wearing your glasses, it's just your eyes are closed!" She's nearsighted and she could tell that! She figures the witch may need a little help getting those eyes open. So she reaches in and up, then attempts to pinch the girls nose and twiiiiist. "Open!" D:
COMBATSYS: Himeko successfully hits Naerose with Jab Punch.
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Naerose 1/---====/=======|=======\-------\1 Himeko
Naerose is totally like.. what? She gets hit SQUARE IN THE NOSE, pushing her shades back up over her eyes. She steps back and holds her nose and is like "YOEW!"
She stands there a moment, looks around.
"Hey, that's much better, thanks!" She flashes Himeko a big winning smile then and takes hold of her broom.
"Okay where were we.. Oh yeah."
She further breaks it down and by break it down we really mean break down the very fabric which is decent hip hop, the very integrity of rap music. Every dead rapper is spinning in their graves.
"Inviting a night, good at spoiling oneself poor at despair.
Can't hide, can't fight, pull back,
You're giving everything you've got and more
Hoping she feels the same way about you."
She tries to grab Himeko b the shoulders to rock back and fourth while rapping with her.
COMBATSYS: Himeko blocks Naerose's Medium Throw.
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Naerose 1/---====/=======|=======\=------\1 Himeko
Himeko laughs nervously. Wow, this.. Is probably the weirdest match she's been in yet, she's really unsure what to really think about it. How could Arika and Eva have really formed an alliance with this basketcase? But before she can ask about that and the 'thanks' is given, Hurricane is assaulted with yet another deadly rap though in all honesty that one was PRETTY GOOD. Just...
Well, Hime cringes a little, and holds up another card [5.8] "That's a vast improvement but maybe you should look into singing pop instead of rap.." Well her shoulders are grabbed and Hime is somewhat able to resist the dance a little bit, but enough is really enough. She makes this clear by trying to give Naerose a big hug! Though it's not really a hug. "To be like Hurricane Hime, gotta pose and flex! And take opponents down with a Journal Suplex! BOOM!" Upsey daisy!
COMBATSYS: Himeko successfully hits Naerose with Medium Throw.
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Naerose 1/-======/=======|=======\=------\1 Himeko
Upseeeeedaisy. Some people wondered if Naerose was dropped on her head as a baby, that question would be better changed to, was Naerose ever a baby? If so why did she not learn the most basic of things growing up? Philosophers have debated this subject as heated as the very meaning of life. Afterall, if you could discern what made Naerose, what she was you could probably answer all the less difficult questions, such as why is man? much easier. She doesn't get up, she sits up and holds a hand to her head, rubbing her hat as if it were a part of her body.
"That was mean!" cries the witch and gets to her feet.
"Really mean.. " She's totally bruised up.
"Okay, that's it, I'm going to show you what I learned.. Playing final fantasy X . . -2!"
The witch tries to change her outfit, but since no real part of her outfit really ever changes, it consists of just dropping her broom.
She winks.
"En Criento EN!"
There is totally an echo in here as she apparently needs both hands to put two dual blasts of what could only be described as pure destruction at Himeko.
COMBATSYS: Himeko slows End Creation End from Naerose with Neighborhood of Make-Believe.
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Naerose 0/-------/---====|======-\-------\0 Himeko
Himeko manages to fight back a grin. She's feeling kind of badass now, come to think of it. But she does have a disagreement to make, "W- Wait a minute, what are you talking about I didn't do anything but provide.. THE TRUTH!" Hime jabs her finger to Naerose, her scarf flapping back wildly! Now then, there is one final problem, and that problem would be video games. "You know, I'm actually not one to talk, I enjoy the ocassional video game, but I think someone like you should spend more time hitting the books.. And why? Well, allow me to start..."
As the explosive destruction rips toward her, the heroine strikes a pose! "By telling you my name!!!" She thrusts her opposite palm forward and there's a sudden explosion of glowing, white paper that flies into the air and snows down.... And yet Hime suddenly isn't there, she's completely blown back by the blasts, tumbling across the floor and slams into the printing machine. "Rrgghh..." she slowly gets to her feet, and clears her throat, "I am she.. Whom does not allow ILLITERACY!!" She strikes another power rangers like pose, "The saikyo virgin fighter who is as cool as staying in school! The defender of knowledge!" *whoosh whoosh* And she turns her back to Naerose as she cries proudly, "SEANBABY!!!!"
......................
"W- wait, no, that's not it.. Aw man, I blew it!" the heroine then cries, stomping her feet.
"What?" The witch is like totally surprised and then shakes her head, picks up her broom and literally says 'Whoosh' as she gets on it and wait a moment she is actually in the air! But there is no room here to be sitting on her broom zipping about.
"She says, "Ziiipp, zooooom." And this is totally dangerous. A bout six months later a video of this appears on the MTV show scarred.
The red witch is shown doing some really awesome air trick, completely by accident and sort of spinning. It's a twelve eighty face plant, but the question is, does she face plant into Himeko!?
Find out after this commercial break. The next shot would of course be Ran on a community service announcement,
'If you see this witch.' *holds up a picture of Naerose*
'Do not feed her, if you feed her only once, just once, she'll never stop expecting more from you'.
Back in real time, the witch is barreling toward Himeko, face first!
COMBATSYS: Himeko blocks Naerose's Delphine Charge.
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Naerose 0/-------/---====|=======\-------\0 Himeko
If Dan picks up word of this.. He's definatly going to make her do like fifty push-ups! If not more! Hime is on the verge of freaking out, tugging lightly at her hair until she catches the sound of her opponents voice which causes her to look over her shoulder and just -blankly- at her red-clad opponent. "... Uh.. What?" she repeats back, though double-takes when she realizes she's on a crash-course with the heroine!
She quickly withdraws her trusty Excalibook, and the witch ends up slamming into THAT instead! But the impact is still enough to send her staggering back a few steps and then fall flat onto her butt in mild suprise. "W- Woah.. I hope you have a drivers license! If not, you'll be punished!"
Hime's turn to wink now, and then she's back on her feet and striking back! From her thigh-holster to hand, Hime slings another rope of paper toward Naerose's ankle, and if she's lucky, it's wrap around twice, and she snaps her arm up and down like a whip. The shockwave then snaps forth and would sling the witch upward and then back down onto the floor real quick! "Now take this!"
COMBATSYS: Himeko successfully hits Naerose with Picture Pages.
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Later on that episode, the witch explains the details of her injuries.
"Okay so me and my hommies were doing some tricks in the library when this crazy librarian starting invading the cake and so then I was doing this awesome nine twenty and I was going to land it when.."
The Camera shows Naerose getting it by er.. a paper shockwave deal?
"Then I totally dislocated my .."
*Viewer discretion is advised*
A shot of the witch holding a pair of broken teashades.
"I totally couldn't see."
Her eyes are closed.
"I was in so much pain..."
She looks just a little banged up.
"And then the ambulance came. . . "
No one called an ambulance.
The witch is sitting there with her eyes closed, this time heer shades are broken and in her hands, but she can't see, or so she says.
"Aww, this can't be happening, I'm like totally blind!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose takes no action.
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COMBATSYS: Naerose can no longer fight.
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"........................." WHAT. It's a good thing Hime has no intention of being part of whatever future Naerose is imagining right now. As far as she's concerned she's just fine with being blissfully unawares! However there is one small problem.. It looks like the witch is really in trouble this time, the heroine broke her glasses and everything! "U- uh... Uh oh!!" she sputters.
The cameras saw the WHOLE THING. And yet, somehow, she's quite sure she has a solution, one that will solve the problem for all parties involved. "It's time for me to make like a tree and GET OUT OF HERE!" clad in pink, Hime springs up onto and then off of the table, swings the door open and then she just runs.
She runs.. And she doesn't come back.
COMBATSYS: Himeko takes no action.
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COMBATSYS: Himeko has ended the fight here.
Log created on 18:42:28 11/06/2007 by Naerose, and last modified on 06:59:42 01/07/2008.