Brian - Thursday Night RAW

Description: SlamMasters' weekly event has an interesting finale... a basic fight between two professional fighters. No special maneuvers. Just the instinct of one against another. But who will win this David versus Goliath battle?



"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen... to THURSDAY! NIGHT! RAW!"

And with that, the crowd explodes in cheers. Americans sure do love their wrestling. In fact, this "sports entertainment" phenomena is nearly as popular here in the States as genuine fighting. Go figure. But because there's still a gap, promoters do try and get the real deal to step into the ring every once in a while, due to the fact that ratings inevitably go up. Tonight, the SlamMasters organization decided they needed a good finale to a show without a title bout... so how about a genuine brawl instead?

So they called Terry Bogard and Kim Kaphwan. No. Then they a few other fighters. And then a few more. And then some more. And then a couple more. Finally, they managed to get a pair of pros who were both open to the idea and available. The first of these was a large Texan, well-known amongst most of their television viewing audience. Sixty-seven percent of their audience is Southern, did you know that? Which means that bringing on Brian Battler, a former professional football player, rodeo rider and stock car driver was a great coup. His presence ensured a larger viewing audience than normal. Maybe this week they can beat out Seinfeld reruns.

The one thing they told the fighters about the match that was odd, though, was a simple request. Keep it simple and keep it real. Stow the chi in your locker backstage... Think of it more as the UFC than of the NeoLeague.

After about three hours of well-orchestrated bullshit, Brian Battler finally steps out of the backstage to the tune of Pantera's "Cowboys from Hell". The Texas Tornado is a vast contrast to the standard neon and black spandex of the wrestlers, dressed simply in his street clothing. Entering the squared circle, he hops onto the canvas, then steps over the top rope. Now in the ring, he waits his opponent, unsure of whom it may be... due to the fact that they were having some last minute scheduling issues.

And while they got Brian Battler for the first, they might have chosen slightly better with their second fighter! Even IF she was more than willing to go it the way they wanted, perhaps they should have chosen someone out of school, or perhaps, maybe Gan Isurugi or the like? But no. Today, AGAINST THE FORMER PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER.

Today.. is a little school girl. Barely having anything under a belt.

But it turns out, what she lacks in muscles, she makes up ... WITH SKI-no. WITH WITCHERY-no. No Witchery. They said no witchery, but Mignon wasn't helpless without her witchery, was she?! WELL, SPORTS FANS, IT WAS TIME TO FIND THAT OUT.

And with Brian finally stepping out, the music ... changes. To Cinnamon Girl - By Type O Negative. That is, of course, as Brian finishes stepping in. And not only would they get a beefy man out of it, the audience would get a well looking, pink laden, SHOW DRESSED SCHOOL GIRL.

"HIIIIIIIIII~!" She waves to everyone as she skips down, dressed like she was ready for Broadway .. and with baubles on her hands and legs. But she needed to show off her skills to make them watch and .. well? It turns out she's quite the gymnast, halfway through, beginning to flip forwards, hands, then feet, etc.. until she actually kicks off infront of the raised canvas, kicking off and spinning upwards to land in a perfect stance!

"Mignon is .. HEEEEREEEE~! Hi hi Mr!" She's so cute and smiling! Brian might want to club her face already! "Mignon is already ready for anything, heehee."

That'd be correct. Brian certainly does want to club her in the face already. If for nothing else than the PINK.

That color just irks him. Dan better make sure and stay away.

That being said, the giant doesn't yet make his move. Because, see, there's this guy in black and white stripes that steps between the two fighters before anything can begin, really. It's like he's a referee. God, Brian hates those bastards. Unsportsmanlike conduct flags for taunting a quarterback after breaking his leg, unneccessary roughness calls for breaking his leg after the whistle in the first place... God, such pricks.

"Okay, so here's how it goes," the ref says, his voice gruff and reeking of whiskey. "Keep it simple, and keep it clean. If I so much as see one of your hands start to glow, I swear I'll knock you into next week myself. I can throw a fireball the size of your ego, so don't think I'm some kind of pushover." He coughs a bit, then continues. "Stick to the basics, and hurt each other a lot. And if you two are ready, I'm getting the hell out of your way."

Without another word, the referee turns around and slips under the ropes. Soon after the bell rings. Who will be the first to make their move?

COMBATSYS: Brian has started a fight here.

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Brian            0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Mignon has joined the fight here.

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Brian            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Mignon


The PINK ness of Mignon is undeniable. There's alot of pink on that schoolgirl, from ribbons to random objects! She is surely decked out with the best pink of the best pink stuff. Surely, the pink farm had a field day. And surely, Mignon is happy and smiling as the Referee guy comes in.

Mignon's totally ready! And these guys were only there to be helping anyways. Mignon's sure of it! "Heehee.. Mignon's not going to make any glowing things! Mignon promises, as a witch, that she will rely not on her heritage but on her own skill to fight this large man who's really scary!" Guess she's not exactly feeling safe near you anyways.

"And thanks Mr!" She waves him off as he says stick to the basics, and him getting the hell out of her way. Okay! Because Mignon is always one of the best things to get out of the way of... if solely because she's a bit of a klutz.

"Okay!" She thrusts a hand into the air. "You heard what the zebra man said, right Mr? Because here comes MIGNON!" Bounding forth, Mignon slams hard against the mat, thrusting her feet off, then her hands.. feet again .. and there she goes, INTO THE AIR.

And then aims to slam down onto Brian with both baubles. "GEEROOONIMOOOO~!"

Looks like she got into it fast!

COMBATSYS: Brian endures Mignon's Strong Punch.

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Brian            0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0           Mignon


Brian's reaction time isn't off so much as is distaste for the ref is getting in the way. He recognized the jagoff as being a former NFL zebra for Metro's team. He was too busy sneering at the bastard to attack the PINK. In fact, he doesn't really even react until he hears her shouting the name of a Narive American tribal leader. Looking up, the mountain of meat flinches, preparing himself for impact. A lot more impact, really, than what was given.

Huh. He kinda expected more. No matter.

For his part, the Texan waits until Mignon has righted her own ship before deciding to jump on the opportunity for offense. Pushing off of one leg, the former linebacker drives his knee forward and sails toward the young woman, using it more like a battering ram than as a strike. With over three hundred pounds behind him, even this should hurt a bit.

COMBATSYS: Mignon dodges Brian's Light Kick.

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Brian            0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0           Mignon


PUNCHU-wait. Mignon slams into Brian without a problem. Hurray!

But in the end, something that's actually STRONG for her ends up failing rather drastically, as Mignon almost bounces off of the mountain of meat, repelling a bit laughably as she lands on the ground. "...Wow... Mignon's never met someone THAT strong before." She takes her time to respond.

But not TOO long because what's coming forth is a KNEE TOWARDS HER, a battering ram of pure meat! And with him able to take that punch so well, Mignon's brain screams something! GET OUT OF THE WAY.

Well, this time, she listens alright!

Leaping upwards, Mignon flips over Brian after kicking off the side of the ring, landing behind him in a roll.. and then grabbing for the other leg, not being raised, to grab the one on the ground, wrench, and pull! Maybe she can topple Brian this way .. what was it .. the bigger the are .. the harder they hit? That's true .. but probably not what she wants! "Here comes Mignon! MEOW!" And now to grab that leg.. maybe!

COMBATSYS: Brian interrupts Quick Throw from Mignon with Medium Punch.

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Brian            0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0           Mignon


Landing after a failed attempt to open Mignon's mind like a SWAT team would a door, Brian suddenly finds the young woman attached to his leg. Attached. She just meowed. OH GOD, FURRY.

The furry is humping his leg.

Many things go through his mind at this exact moment. Is this girl really female? Has she been fixed? How much am I getting paid for this? Am I getting a free meal after this? Will there be steak? A good steak? Oh, please, a good steak. A nice porterhouse would be awesome. Perhaps one of those a la carte restaurants like Morton's...

Finally, the Texan pulls himself from his reverie and looks down. Okay, she's not exactly humping his leg... she's trying to topple him. Planting his unlatched-upon leg, he lifts his other leg, along with Mignon, and chops her right off his foot. "Christ almighty, girl. I hope I don't have to have my shoe tested for herpes."

W-WHAT!? Mignon is NOT a furry but she LIKES animals and things. Mignon is happy, and her fighting style is odd! And this is what happens when you remove the witches magic!

But no humping. NO HUMPING. Mignon is spending as much time as she possibly can to force that leg up, and that's about when it's almost like nothing happened, simply, Mignon is slammed off his foot just like that. CHOP.

Slamming to the ground, Mignon impacts hard. It's almost pathetic. And Shaking herself off, Mignon forces herself up, staggering. "Well.. M-Mignon's going to still do as best she can .. but Mignon DOES NOT HAVE HERPES!" She stomps the ground a few times before just THROWING herself back towards Brian.

With an intent to REALLY TOPPLE HIM THIS TIME.

... So why is she running past? ... THE SIDE OF THE RING. Grabbing herself onto it, Mignon crashes into it, with her small force, and then the rebound crashes her towards Brian... whom she hopes to pounce, and then, GET OFF HIS FEET... and maybe uh ..

Unbalance him? She's doing the best that she can here!

COMBATSYS: Brian fails to interrupt Strong Throw from Mignon with Strong Kick.

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Brian            0/-------/---====|====---\-------\0           Mignon


Well, according to this chica, she's clean. Usually that's enough for Brian. His idea of an AIDS test is to look a girl up and down and say, "Okay, you look healthy enough. You're not coughing up a lung and your skin's not too splotchy." It's a statistical miracle that his own test results come in clean.

Anyway, Mignon rushes off, rebounds and comes flying at him. Narrowing his eyes, Brian attempts to put that same boot the girl was grinding against earlier against the side of her head. But, no. Instead, he binds up by the fact that he's not as flexible as some other people, and she flies over the top of his foot and into his waist. And, with the impact, Brian topples, crashing into the canvas with a slight bounce. Mmf. The damn furry took him down a peg.

She's not a furry. NOT. A furry!

Honestly, the nerve of some people.

But as she's launching off, that's when Mignon sees BOOT and flails helplessly as she flies towards it. AIIEEEE-oh she misses the boot but still SLAM. Mignon hits hard into Brian, and rolling a bit off in the end, Mignon is dazed, far more than Brian may be.. but with him on the ground, now is Mignon's chance!

"Mignon's not just playing around .. HERE GOES MIGNON!" She cries, using the side of the ring, again, to launch her. But upwards this time. And Mignon's heading with both feet as she flies downwards.

Really, Mignon doesn't mind this acrobatic stuff. It's really fun, and that's why she fights! But in the end, being hit .. is never fun.

And plus BOOOOOOOOOOOY does it hurt!

COMBATSYS: Brian fails to interrupt Heavy Kick from Mignon with Medium Throw.
- Power fail! -

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Brian            0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0           Mignon


Mignon augh

Alright, already. She's not a furry. She just meows and wears a fursuit on occasion, that's all.

Being taken down isn't fun. It means you have to get up, and that takes time and energy. It bites, really. After hitting the canvas, Brian stays down on the ground for a long moment. As the fu--young woman launches herself at him, Brian reaches out with a meaty hand and attempts to intercept the incoming foot.

Nope, sorry.

Instead, Brian takes a foot to the face. Mmph. Right across the mouth, too. Goddammit.

Yes. That's better~! Mignon is far from 'furry'. She's just ...

OKAY OKAY.

Meanwhile, Mignon is coming down towards Brian from the sky, and as Brian reaches out to intercept her, it turns out that gravity is Mignon's friend today, because instead of landing in MEATY GRASP, Mignon lands, instead, against Brian's head. Well. Face. Both feet slam hard, across the mouth.. and so what does Mignon do?

Press her luck, which involves repelling against Brian's face and then flipping backwards.. extending another foot for his stomach. 'Yippie! Horsie! Giddeyap!" KICK.

Well.. She's certainly having fun!

COMBATSYS: Mignon successfully hits Brian with Light Kick.
- Power hit! -

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Brian            0/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0           Mignon


After getting plastered across the mush, Brian is further abused as the girl hops off his face... and onto his crotch. But not in the fun way. With feet, instead. God, she took that crack about herpes really frickin' hard, didn't she.

Sweat beads on his brow as the blow lands, forcing him to sit up violently. A slight gasp escapes his lips and he clenches his eyes shut... and then he's over it. A side effect of having been in the NFL so long... crotch shots only hurt for so long, and only when unexpected.

Getting back onto his feet, Brian does a very simple, very straightforward thing. It's a straightarm, a technique used heavily by those on the offense in football... and occasionally by the defense when they scoop up a fumble. It's not a strong attack, but it shoves people away and knocks them off their gameplan. Given Mignon's size, and the size of Brian's paw, though, the effect will be more of a facial engulfing with palm and fingers.

COMBATSYS: Brian successfully hits Mignon with Jab Punch.

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Brian            0/-------/=======|=======\-------\1           Mignon


Mignon is having a hell of a time alright, bouncing about! And leaping onto Brian .. well.. she doesn't AIM for his crotch. Infact, as he gasps and clenches, Mignon leaps off quickly, gasping herself. "Mignon is sorry, Mignon is sorry! Mignon will go get some ice, Mhmm! You just stay here because Mignon w-" And that's when the fist comes towards Mignon. See. What may not be a strong attack to say.. LINE MEN. Mignon is a little girl.

And little girls do not normally enjoy a palm sized facial engulfing.

Needless to say. IT REALLY STINGS. Mignon's entire body being launched backwards like she was some kind of rolling weapon, flailing backwards, and then slamming against the ground hard. "Owoowowowoowowowowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" She cries, rubbing her head.. before rising once more. "Mignon's .. still .. not out .. she thinks.." And pulling from an inner pool of strength, Mignon leaps to her feet!

And then .. begins to spin one of her hands. "Mignon's going to show you just how strong Mignon is!" The fist spins once more a few times before she thrusts it towards Brian's stomach!

This would be a good plan.. if she was MAKOTO.

COMBATSYS: Brian fails to interrupt Strong Punch from Mignon with Fierce Punch.
- Power fail! -

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Brian            1/--=====/=======|=------\-------\0           Mignon


Covering Mignon's face for but a brief moment was fun. He'll have to try it again.

In fact, the idea of doing this SO HARD that he spot-welds her face to his hand is somewhat entertaining. Scraping skin and flesh off his palm, though, even if it's not his... doesn't really appeal. Off the knuckles, however! That's more than acceptable. And so, as Mignon twirls her fist, that is what he tries to do.

Perhaps it's the windmill that does it. Who knows. But, with a windmill-type punch, there's a degree of velocity behind it, and the trajectory can change. Brian, stupidly, stepped back. What happens next is another surprise. All that Brian knows is that the punch comes flying in and HITS HIM IN THE CROTCH AGAIN.

Oh, Lord, she's one of THOSE.

Taking a step back, the towering Texan coughs and bends over slightly, resting a palm on his thigh.

It may have been fun for Brian, but it CERTAINLY wasn't fun for Mignon. And as Brian steps backs Mignon thrusts forwards, the other fist, from Brian, slamming forth nearby her head like a piston. Well. Mignon kind of doesn't want to be hit by THAT so her body twists and turns to the side, the fist does as well.. and then ..

.."Uh.. Mister, Mignon's .. not really aiming there! Mignon would never! You're just so large .. Mignon's never had to fight anyone so big before .. well Mignon can remember Mr. Maxima, but Mr. Maxima was never punched by Mignon!" It's true.

Ewwww.

But now, Mignon takes advantage of Brian's currently slightly .. well, off, position, and dashes again for his leg! ... And attempts to slide under Brian, and grab his leg as she powers through, to then leap upwards with ALL the force she can muster to just MAYBE trip up the behemoth again!

"Mignon is doing this as hard as she can .. so Mignon hopes you don't mind if she's hurting you!" HRGGGGH. Give it all you've got, Mignon!

COMBATSYS: Brian interrupts Strong Throw from Mignon with Strong Kick.

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Brian            1/-======/=======|=======\-------\1           Mignon


There's a slight well of pride in Brian as Mignon apologizes. He takes it in a way that she didn't intend, and it brings the slightest smile to his face, as if to say, "Yeah, baby, I know." For the briefest moment here, he feels utterly like a PIMP.

But, once again, she goes for his leg. At least it's not the third one this time, yeah? As she latches on, he reaches back and wraps his hand around the top rope... and he uses the rope as a pivot point of sorts. Bounding off the other leg, the huge Texan shows off a strange gymnastic ability as he causes himself to essentially handstand on the top rope for a brief moment before falling back down in a double leg drop on top of the young woman, her own weight being used to add velocity to the blow.

The canvas creaks in protest. The crowd flinches in unison. That had to hurt.

If only they knew.

But Mignon is just being being nice still! That's why she's apologizing. First and foremost, make it fun for both parties, THEN, and only then, you should fight with all your strength!

And most of Mignon's vanishes as he bounds off the top rope, and as he HANDSTANDS ON THE TOP ROPE, Mignon ... watches as he does this. And right before impact, the ground would hear a faint, faint.. "eep."

then SLAM. The canvas creaking as Mignon is OBLITERATED. Almost. The pain she's in defies logic! But she pulls through it, forcing herself out from under Brian, bleeding a bit now, ... okay alot a bit now, as that was NO easy strike. And she's a little girl. "Ow... ow.." More like whimpering than the protest before. But Mignon summons all her strength.. and gives it another go, straight out flinging herself at Brian, attempting to perhaps tackle him .. he might be top heavy! .. Well. She leaps over, goes for the neck, and PULLS down!

.. IS Mignon being VICIOUS!?

The crown might be cheering for her!

COMBATSYS: Brian fails to interrupt Quick Throw from Mignon with Quick Throw.
- Power fail! -

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Brian            2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|==-----\-------\0           Mignon


Mmm. Carnage.

After practically turning poor little Mignon into a flat iron steak (hoho, did you see what I did there?), the mountain of a man presses his legs down, making her exodus from under him that much harder. But she gets out, and he slowly gets to his feet himself. He savours the whimpering like one might an expensive wine. It's great to cause someone enough pain that they really don't want to continue.

Oh, but she does. She's a trooper, this one. The crowd is, in fact, cheering for her. She's a face, he's a heel. It's the roles they were both born for.

So she leaps at him again. Expecting that she'll go for his legs, he prepares to counter this by kicking her right into one of the turnbuckles. It'll be aweso-- HRRK. Wait a second. His neck? It's big, that neck, but not big enough to prevent her from nearly crushing his larynx in an attempt to pull him to the ground. He doesn't fall, but he nearly loses consciousness. And as he breaks free of the hold, he staggers forward, leaning on the rope for a moment while he learns to breathe again.

.. Oop. Mayyyybe Mignon SHOULDN'T have done that, because he's staggers forwards, leaning on the rope to BREATHE that's when you know you did something wrong! "Uhm.. Mignon's .. really sorry mister." She speaks up to him. Letting go afterwards.. but she's still not going to stop! Not just yet. Not yet.

"But Mignon's still not giving up! Not yet! Here she comes, one more time!" She leaps up, holding a hand out for the crowd before she thinks about JUST WHAT she should do.. Hmmm.. Okay! Got it! The pink haired little girl leaps in place once or twice.

"Hope you're ready, because, tag, you're it!" says the Mignon, as she leaps up on the side and then down towards Brian, a single leg extending towards the middle of his chest again!

Aiming away from say ... necks and groins.

"Down Mignon goes~!" BUT WHERE SHE STOPS?

COMBATSYS: Brian endures Mignon's Light Kick.

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Brian            2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|===----\-------\0           Mignon


Cough.

Again, she's apologizing. Doesn't she know that all things are fair in love and war? And this is a war. Well, conflict. Same damn thing. Being afraid to hurt your opponent is only a detriment to your abilities as a fighter. Well, perhaps. Maybe not tonight. Christ, she's knocking him around. It's almost sad.

Turning around as she informs him she's going to attack, Brian flexes his stomach muscles and just takes the kick. Like bam. Right in the breadbox. It's a nice shot, too, hitting him right below the sternum, in the weakest part of the muscle wall. Still, it might sting a little, but, if nothing else, it shows how flexible the girl is. He's seven freaking feet tall and she's kicking him high and hard.

But, anyway. After getting kicked, it's Brian's turn. But, he's not gonna kick her. Just jog her memory a little. Ever seen 'The Princess Bride'? Where Fezzik jogs the Albino's memory? Same thing.

COMBATSYS: Mignon dodges Brian's Jab Punch.

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Brian            2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|===----\-------\0           Mignon


It's .. really getting to Mignon, at least, with how long she's been going on. And Mignon's really starting to grow tired from all the constant assaults she's heaving out .. and it just seems to keep going on and on! But as Mignon strikes the sternum, it seems it doesn't matter.. because while it stings, Brian is still up, and well.. he's slamming forth a punch to her!

Eyes growing wide, Mignon learns through example, and the example she got from the punch was that THOSE REALLY HURT. So as the fist comes forth, Mignon ducks under it .. and putting as much strength as she can behind her strikes, forces herself towards Brian once again, both of her baubles rising up to strike towards him!

She's .. not talking?!

Perhaps Brian can now obliterate her.

COMBATSYS: Brian fails to interrupt Strong Punch from Mignon with Fierce Punch.

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Brian            2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|===----\-------\0           Mignon


Tit for tat, punch for punch... And the smaller of the two seems to be getting the longer end of the short stick.

And this sucks.

He tries to thunk the girl on the head, and misses, then she comes in and tries to smash him again from below... So the huge Texan does the natural thing. He tries to drop a bomb directly on top of her skull. Only she once again smacks him and knocks his aim off. The blow does cause him to slip back and bounce off the ropes... and perhaps into another attack!

Damn his luck.


It's .. been a rocky day for Brian, that's for sure. And as the huge Texan tries to take her out, Mignon's reflexes kick in and well.. it's actually due to the Texan being struck that saves her! And that's about when Brian bounces off the ropes.

Mignon? Well.. Mignon's decided this time she won't assault from upwards, and spinning towards Brian, Mignon gets on the offensive for the umpteenth time in this fight, spinning forth.. and then when close, lashing out with her feet, one strike as she leaps upwards AT him, the second to kick off of Brian, and then leap backwards!

Although .. if he ever GRABS her foot.

It's pretty much over. It's amazing she's done THIS well. And the caked blood on her shows, pretty much, she's as hard to pop as a balloon.

COMBATSYS: Brian interrupts Heavy Kick from Mignon with Strong Throw.

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Brian            2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|======-\-------\0           Mignon


Well, you know, after bouncing off the ropes, Brian is expecting another attack. And when it comes, the sheer level of skill in the attack takes him by surprise.

But, het is able to roll with it easily. By taking control of the situation. Literally.

Grabbing Mignon's ankle mid-kick, the mountainous man's reaction is swift and brutal. Yanking upwards in an arc, he swings her over the top rope, releasing her into the pavement outside the ring with a snap of his wrist. That'll leave a mark.

Vaulting over the top rope, Brian comes crashing down to the pavement beside Mignon. Meanwhile... a few of the wrestlers from backstage have begun to wander down towards the ring very slowly. Why? Who knows!

Perhaps it's unexpected .. but in the end, as Mignon's ankle is grabbed mid kick, the witch is yanked and swung up and over, and that's just the beginning! As she's released into the pavement, Mignon hits hard .. but hits hard AND controlled. She knows what she's doing!

But there's more blood now, even as she rolls to her feet from the strike, and wobbling, Mignon's on her last legs .. but she'll use them alright .. to try to take out Brian's last legs .. he's not looking too good either.. but probably better than Miggy!

"Alley-OOP!" She cries, as she tries to take him down .. by just taking him down. And, well, getting him off balance once more, spinning and grabbing an arm or a leg, and continuing her momentum... to take him down to the ground!

It's about halfway through the spin that Mignon sees the other wrestlers... woah. They look scary!

COMBATSYS: Brian fails to interrupt Quick Throw from Mignon with Jab Punch.

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Mignon           0/-------/-======|


COMBATSYS: Brian can no longer fight.

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Mignon           0/-------/-======|


So, anyway. The girl manages to take down the giant with her throw, despite his attempts to slap her hands away. Crashing to the pavement, Brian grunts with both pain and indignation. This little brat is fast and has the tendency to smack him where it hurts the most. He has to end this, here and now. Rolling back onto his feet, the Texan squares off with Mignon one last time, preparing to take her head off with a right hook... when a group of four wrestlers jump him. Apparently, they took offense to his treatment of his female opponent, or they just wanted to make sure she won. And despite the beating they're laying down on the giant, he's not falling to anything more than a knee. But finally, the beating is too much to bear and the mountain of a man unleashes his most powerful attack upon the group. Chi flares around him as he strikes the four men repeatedly with his shoulder, slamming them hard into the air as he runs through them over and over again.

The bell rings out, though, and the referee looks to be gathering his own will as Brian's attackers fall to the ground, either unconscious or nearly so. Staggering towards the back room and away from the referee, he turns one last time and gives Mignon a final look.

"That's it, ladies and gentlemen! Brian Battler has used a forbidden technique! Mignon Beart wins! What a shocker! Who could've thought that this little girl could've taken out the giant! It's a veritable David and Goliath, here in SlamMasters Arena! What an amazing end to an amazing day of fighting! Tune in next week for THURSDAY! NIGHT! RAW!"
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Log created on 23:41:05 10/25/2007 by Brian, and last modified on 04:29:44 10/26/2007.