Katana - meatMeatMEATMEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!

Description: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT



Today. DOWN TOWN. TWO MEAT MACHINES ENTER. The other will drag the other one back for medical attention. WIN WIN for each side.

Birdie, on one side, has his ego bruised by losing to Hotaru. And is that why he's here? Never! Instead, he's here to TEST HIS MIGHT against the mighty leader of the mighty Mad Gear gang! He's a powerful man, and Birdie must grow stronger through him!

SPICE MUST FLOW. And it will! You just watch.

Moving into the middle of a busy intersection, Birdie stands underneath the traffic lights, boxes placed so that no car may get through, BUT THEY MAY HONK SO LOUDLY that no one else knows what's going on.

There might as well be explosions somewhere, but those are for later. Keeping the audience in the cars busy by flexing is the only thing Birdie knows of right now. "That's right folks! Free admission! Just shut the bloody hell up!"

Birdie is so giving.

AND THIS IS WHY KATANA COMES WITH HIS WEAPONRY. Jitte in his hands, he fully expects a hard and long fight. AND INDEED HE PLANS TO MAKE IT ONE AS WELL.

On Katana's side, he may have his brain bruised, but having no ego leads for the Shogun to want one thing out of this fight. To see just how strong Tauros is, and to test his strength! While Katana may be a beat doll for Birdie's irritation, KATANA WILL FIGHT TO THE END. HYAAAAH.

And that's why, with Birdie in the intersection, Katana is unfortunately RIDING A BUS to get to Birdie. Infact. That is what he has been degraded to. A Bus. It's quite sad, actually. But yet, HE WILL USE WHAT HE MUST. And leaping off it, Katana poses, facing Birdie. "I have arrived now .. and I see Tauros, that you have stopped the traffic!" Katana points both weaponry at him.

"It is NOW .. where we will see the strength of each of us in action, my friend!" He flexes as well. The Meat may be blinding. "HYREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAGH! THE SHOGUN IS READY!"

COMBATSYS: Katana has started a fight here.

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Katana           0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Birdie has joined the fight here.

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Katana           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Birdie


The meat is indeed blinding. One wrong look into the meat and you may lose seeing color FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. Or until meat leaves. I don't know. It's hard to imagine.

Still, Birdie stands there. "A'ight. We can get this bloody thing going then." And so BIRDIE DOES. Moving towards the side, Birdie does something AMAZING. He stalks off towards one of the cars. Why? He's not sure. But he just saw Katana ride in on a bus, so nothing makes sense anymore. You might as well look away now before the stupid seeps into your brain.

It's THUGGGG TIME.

It sure is. Birdie looks at the honking car and grins. "Hi. I'll just need to borrow this, bloke." AND SO BIRDIE DOES. Grabbing a hold of the front fender of the car, Birdie RIPS it off, tearing it and wielding as a weapon as he moves over towards Katana, ready to use the fender as a weapon to counter Katana.

"Now I'm ready." He answers, fender in hand like a bat.

COMBATSYS: Birdie takes no action.

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Katana           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Birdie


Like. There couldn't be more meat if meat and meat went for a party with meat and meat was invited. There's alot of meat here. And as Birdie wants to get this thing going, Katana looks as Birdie stalks towards a car. He watches as a fender comes lose. And then Katana raisies his jitte, to deal against the fender with.

"Hahah! So Tauros wants to be armed as well! A good choice, because the Shogun will not hold back as well!" Katana raises his weaponry upwards, and then begins to LEAP ONTO CARS. They get sandal prints. And as he runs over the roofs of them as well as along their shiny decorations, Katana circles around towards Birdie.

"It has come time, Tauros, that you and I fight to see the strength of one another. I have seen your, you have seen mine, but it is now .. when we will meet in battle!" And that's when Katana turns away from the cars, kicking off a car, leaping upwards, his shoulders and massive body coming down towards the other massive body, a blade ripping out to dig into Birdie.

It may almost feel like it slightly stung. Just slightly. "MEDIUM STRIKE OF THE SHOGUN!"

COMBATSYS: Birdie fails to interrupt Medium Strike from Katana with Jab Punch.

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Katana           0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0           Birdie


Birdie's coming alright. OH HE'S COMING. But Katana is FAST. And he means F-A-S-T. Because that's how Katana is literally jumping from car to car from, sandal prints forming here and there on car after car. Wuh-oh. He's going to make Birdie dizzy alright. But he doesn't, luckily.

He does disorient him though.

"Alright man just... just stop jumping around so much!" But Katana dances LIKE WIND, and he moves left and right and up and down. But Birdie. He is not ready!

The blade rips to dig into Birdie! And it does, when Birdie tries to throw a jab punch but misses. The strike hits his chest instead.

"Ow bloke. That sorta hurt." He winces a bit. "Try it again!"

As the blades dig in, Katana leaps back as the jab punch slams through the air, Katana leaping over it as he lands, jitte held up as he faces Tauros once more. It was a hard strike, but it was a worthwhile one. "You want another, then? THEN I SHALL GIVE YOU SOMETHING FAR BETTER!" Katana is sure of it. "I will not jump around .. but I will go straight towards you!" And he is one to live up to his .. threats? NO. HIS PROMISES.

And as he pulls back, Katana doesn't put any effort into such a strike, but instead, charges towards Birdie. His shoulders ducking downwards, the mask on his head good to cause him to not be effected by the light.

He believes that Tauros is a warrior alright. A warrior of many things. And he would give such a warrior a fight that would be worth of such! His jitte pull backwards in a straight line, and then are thrust forwards, towards Birdie, in an attempt to push them straight into the larger man.

"STRIKE TO LEVEL THE EARTH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

COMBATSYS: Birdie fails to interrupt Deep Strike from Katana with Random Weapon.

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Katana           0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0           Birdie


What Birdie tries to do here you see is when Katana comes at him with the jitte, he just tries to send him FLYING with a whack from the front of the car, but instead, BLAM. Birdie gets struck mid strike, the front of the car flying forward as it hurls through the air and eventually comes to a stop across the street.

Birdie's chest EATS jitte. They sure are stuck in him. Sure are. Owch. Just a bit. Birdie winces before moving backwards, pulling himself off of them. And falling back at the same time. "Owch. That stung a bit, bloody hell. Haha. Nice one though." Birdie grins.

He's enjoying it. It's like he's finding out how Katana FIGHTS.

While eating jitte.

Well, Birdie is finding out alright, because as Birdie tries to send Katana for a loop, Katana crashes forth as the car SWINGS TOWARDS HIM. But is eventually unimportant. The weapon is lost halfway, and Birdie is only stepping back a little bit as he pulls himself off the jitte. Katana is certainly surprised at Tauros.. but yet, he is not, his blades retracting, pulling away.

He has hit this guy with nearly everything he has and yet Birdie still stands. TAUROS IS A MONSTER MACHINE OF MAN.

"You are not weak yourself. Far more have crumpled from the Shogun's strikes! You are a worthy opponent.. but I will continue to fight you! With everything I have! HYEARGH!" Katana yells out, going towards Birdie and thrusting his jitte for the man's large arms .. to try and catch the chains, and bring him up and around, slamming him into a few cars before launching him into a mail truck's front.

Birdie.. MIGHT FLY!

COMBATSYS: Birdie interrupts Strong Throw from Katana with Bull Revenger.

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Katana           0/-------/=======|===----\-------\0           Birdie


Well, Katana did catch the chains.

But he also caught the bull by the horns quite literally. As the jitte are used to try to slam him into the cars by tossing Birdie over, Birdie gets a lower center of gravity on Katana. The head of the Bull horn literally crashes right into Katana's chest. Imbedding into his armor for the moment. Punches are delivered instead of headbutts. Many of them.

And then, finally, when Katana actually tries to throw Birdie, he throws himself as well, the hair piece hurling Katana behind where Birdie is thrown. Birdie, being large, is always hurt with throws. The throw crashes him into a car still, which he takes the moment to lounge on.

Whoever is inside it is going to feel pain. But Birdie already is. It was worth it though. Haha.

Perhaps charging in blindly isn't very good. As Birdie gets a lower center of gravity, Katana is ripped up by the horn of the bull, imbedding into his armor before he's lifted up. THEN COME THE PUNCHES. Katana is slammed by punch after punch, each fist impacting harder and harder into the Shogun's body, before Katana is chucked by that hair piece.

Katana is tossed into a car, and crashing into it, breaks the glass as well as part of the car as well.. but he's not done. He's just begun. Even if Birdie nicely thrashed him there .. KATANA WILL HARDLY STEP DOWN.

Raising to his feet from the dented car, with the armor and all imbedded into it, Katana points the jitte to Tauros. "And now ... The Shogun will show you what makes him so strong, Tauros .. BURNING SPIRIT!"

"DAIKYOUUUUU!" Charging towards Birdie, Katana leaps to the ground, leaping upwards after, blades, jitte, aimed to catch Birdie by the body, drag him over the car completely, and then toss him into the air, and towards the concrete back, around, and into the middle of the street again. "BURRRRRNING!"

COMBATSYS: Birdie blocks Katana's Daikyou Burning.

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Katana           0/-------/=======|====---\-------\0           Birdie


Birdie is sure grabbed! And he's dragged away too. But Birdie's not going to let everything go explody on him. Especially if he's shouting like that. He's going to GO AND DO IT. Do what? IT. He doesn't know but he'll tell you when.

So when Birdie's yanked, grasped, and then tossed into the air, he doesn't fight back. He lets Katana go on his MERRY WAY. Which he does, and that's all the better. So when Birdie resists being dragged about and thrown, he just holds himself against it.

And then Birdie makes HIS MOVE. When Katana brings Birdie into the center ring once more, Birdie explodes forward himself, "Eyaaaaaaah!" He calls.

But what is this?! It's a meat miracle. Birdie literally throws himself forward at Katana head first, trying to snare and cut into him with his head. With his arms beating down on whatever he touches and being a massive wall, Birdie's not about to not run Katana over.

Or, well, he will. SIMPLE.

COMBATSYS: Katana counters Bull Horn Final from Birdie with Random Weapon.

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Katana           0/-------/--=====|======-\-------\0           Birdie


As Birdie is yanked, Katana doesn't expect Birdie to fight back. So when Birdie makes his move, and Katana takes Birdie to the center, that's about when Katana watches a MEAT MIRACLE burst forth before his very eyes, crashing towards Katana, attempting to slam him head on with his ... head.

Arms beating down, as well as the spike for hair. Katana is certainly not interested in being gored by a Tauros.

And that's when Katana rips off a damn car door and brings it to bear, causing Birdie to gore into steel. It almost gets Katana, but Katana kneels back, holding out the door, before charging forth with it. "Tauros is quite strong .. and on any other day, I would have failed such an act.. but today it seems that the spirits are with me!"

Charging forth, Katana attempts to slam the car door, and Birdie against another car, his body as well as his shoulders lowering to make the impact hurt as much as it possibly can, before he pulls back. He is a Shogun, and Katana is certainly not one to go easy on an opponent, especially not one like Tauros.

Tauros is a powerful one, and a few hits from him would change the battle completely. Each one that Katana is not struck by changes it completely. And this is no exception.

"But you are not out yet, Tauros! And I know you are capable of more! The Shogun does not expect things to stay this way forever. Not with your strength!"

So Birdie's caught as he runs himself against Katana unsuccessfully. The, well, Katana uses a car door as a Shield. Birdie's head gets stuck on that. It's fairly insulting as he's unable to get it off in time for Katana slams him against another car, and just throwing him up against a car. Once twice three times. It's starting to bruise him.

Who are we kidding. Birdie's really hurt now, and he's gotta make up some lost time. So instead of, well, doing it, Birdie does the best thing he knows. He gets back up on his feet before looking at Katana in a haze, "Hah. Right. Bloody 'ell." Birdie insists as he throws himself right for Katana, again.

Trying to stab him in the chest. Again, with his hair.

YEAH. You guessed it.

COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Katana with Bull Head.
- Power hit! -

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Katana           1/------=/=======|=======\-------\1           Birdie


AND THAT'S WHEN THE GOOD GO BAD.

Birdie gets right back up and as Katana doesn't expect it, that's the problem, because WHAM. Katana is charged towards from Birdie. And he tries to stab him. One more. In his chest. WITH HIS HAIR. Well, needless to say, third time is the charm. And boy is it, because that blade pierces through the armor rather easily, and Katana isn't able to do JACK. He's crashed forwards, right against a car, the blade/hair slamming where it shouldn't.

OH BOY does that STING. But Katana isn't down. He still has plans. Chances. And one of them, he enacts. "You are .. strong .. Tauros .. but then .. there is always a faint chance!..." He says, before taking Tauros, trying to grab Birdies head, and then kick off the ground, flip him, and slam him into the earth by that head.

"DAIMYO!" He cries out, trying to fully realize such a strike .. by trying to FORCE BIRDIES STRENGTH OFF OF HIM. "THROW!"

COMBATSYS: Birdie endures Katana's Daimyo Throw.

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Katana           1/----===/=======|=======\===----\1           Birdie


Katana gets a hold of him. HE SURE DOES. And he's kicked off the ground, flipped, and slammed into the earth by his head. Birdie's just going through the motions though. It hurts, a good deal, but he's got this. He sure does. Okay he doesn't, but whatever.

As Birdie gets thrown into the ground, he doesn't look like he's getting up at first. BUT THEN Birdie gets up, looking towards Katana, before throwing himself head first without a moment to spare. ONCE MORE he charges head long towards Katana, head down and shoulders back. If he was to hit him, he'd drive him back into the bus he came on and punch him with HUGE MEATY FISTS until he couldn't punch no more.

Either way Birdie is DOWN FOR THE COUNT.

Weeeeooooweooooweooo. Plop.

COMBATSYS: Birdie can no longer fight.

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Katana           1/----===/=======|


COMBATSYS: Katana endures Birdie's The Birdie.

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Katana           1/=======/=======|


As Birdie crashes into the ground, Katana is ready for him. Especially since he forced Birdie off of him. And it looks to be over. Completely over!

And that's when Katana watches as Birdie rises, getting up, and then throws himself head first towards Katana. As The Birdie cashes into Katana, punches and slams, and Katana was driven back onto the bus, not giving a step, but backing up SOLELY FROM THE FORCE OF THE FISTS.

And eventually, Katana can give no more himself, collapsing inside of the bus as well. There is nothing more that Katana is able to give as well. AND SO ENDS THE TALE OF MEAT BETWEEN KATANA AND BIRDIE.

THEY FOUGHT AS THEY LIVED. LARGE AND MEATY.

COMBATSYS: Katana takes no action.


COMBATSYS: Katana can no longer fight.

Log created on 23:05:41 10/05/2007 by Katana, and last modified on 01:33:58 10/06/2007.