Description: Kentou goes all Solid Snake, but things don't work out when the Mignon patrol happens to be skipping by! Watch for Kentou to try his best at getting Mignon off his case.. and what horrible weapons he uses to do it as well!
Today on Mission Impossible : Southtown.
As a pair of giggling, chatting Seijyun students pass through the elegant, expansive hallway of the expensive finishing school a moment of silence reigns in their wake. The coast, for the moment, seems clear.
Which is when the lid of a nearby wastebin slooowly rises upwards. A pair of mousey brown eyes glint from the shadows as they quickly look both ways, to and fro down the hall.
Okay? Okay. We're good.
In a deft movement Kentou hops out of the bin, quietly landing on his bare feet and replacing the lid back upon the black vessel with gold trim. Sniffing a moment, the boy slooowly turns his gaze to the banana peel settled on his shoulder.
Ew. With upturned lip the boy quickly brushes the peel off back into the trash before focusing fully on the task at hand.
Why the stealth, you may ask? Simple, Kentou would tell you. Seijyun is an all-girl's school. No boys allowed. At least.. not typically. ESPECIALLY not in the dorms, which is the Kenpo Kid's goal. You see.. A certain girl lives in the upper floors who holds to key to a particular riddle! She would have the answers he seeks.. And its not like the kid has her phone number or anything, so! He settles for stealthier means.
Not to mention the youth has another issue with the bulk of the student body here. You see.. Ah.. They um.. well. He just doesn't exactly want to advertise his presense. Last time? ... They tried to dress him up and make him wear a silly hat. ._.; It.. It might have even been a bonnet!
As such, the youth exercises extreeeeme caution as he quickly begins to tiptoe down the way, footfalls echoing barely at all on the cool marble floor.
One student in particular is passing through the expansive hallways, where a wastebin is slowly rising upwards. And then a gun leaps out of tit. Then sniffs! Then with this man who's sneaking through, he doesn't want to be caught! And with the boy just like, sneaking around, nothing could go wrong, right?!
That's why Mignon is skipping through the hallways. Skip. Skip. Skip~! Skip. Well, this was certainly a nice day! Everything was going so well. It was a beautiful day, and someone just finished their classes for the day, and was currently going over to rela-study! Right. Study. Whatever that is. Mignon does seem to skimp on things a little too much, but that's because she isn't feeling it is all! She's not lazy.
And skip, skip skip, she turns the corner to see someone .. sneaking around!?
Mignon gasps! What could a BOY be doing here!? Mignon isn't sure at all, especially with all the girls on campus. And he smells really bad from where she is, too! Where did he come from .. and why was he here?!
OH. OH. Mignon knows! There's a guy here because the guy is trying to make it to the gym to peek on all the girls because he's a PERVERT! And ... that .. THAT'S EVIL. There's only one recourse!
"YOU!" Mignon cries out, pointing towards Kentou, her high pitched voice and her body language making it clear she means him! "You, stay right there! Mignon sees you, and Mignon knows what you're here for! So don't you think you're getting away with it buster, perverts NEVER win!" She nods and moves up closer, her hair bouncing and her body as well. In close, so makes it clear she's angry, stomping her foot, "Ohhhh... why do you perverts always come around here?! But that's okay, because Mignon found you! Yayyyyy!" She extends a hand upwards. "And perverts sure smell too, peeyouu!" Nodding. "Well, you'll follow Mignon and then we'll get you arrested and charged for being a dirty peeper!" She seems FAR TOO UPBEAT AND CHIPPER to be saying this.
"And it will all be on .. the route to world peace!" She gives him the peace sign. "Okay, so come on buster, we have to get you over there pronto!"
ERK.
As the youth stalks a little further along the hall, trying to make it to the stairwell at the far end.. the boy -halts- in mid-step. Freezing like a deer caught in headlights as his eyes widen.
"M..Me?!" The boy retorts more than a little nervously as he slooowly turns his gaze towards the source of that declairation in an adjoining hallway. Her ultimatum runs through his mind a moment as he stammers, "W..wait! Y..You got it a..all w..w.." Quickly waving his hands in fearful denial. Quickly backpeddling away from her until his shoulders bump up against the wall, jostling a pair of nearby portraits. o_o;
Staring up at the slightly taller and older girl he blurts, "H..Hey! I'm not a p..perv-HEY I DON'T SMELL!" The Boy suddenly rises a little taller, shoulders squaring in a moment of outrage! A little more concerned about that particular accusation.. Though, realizing that was a little loud, he immediately shrinks back down. Looking both ways down the hall a moment, hoping nobody else heard that.
However, Kentou quickly babbles, "W..wait! H..Hold on a sec! Yo.. You can't arrest me! I..I.."
Think fast, Kentou! Think fast!
"..Yoooooou.. haven't shown me your official citizen's arrest forms yet.. Yeah..YEAH!" Going with that idea and emphasizing it with an accusatory point! o.o!
As the boy halts, freezing before he turns to face MIGNON, CHAMPION OF TRUTH, LOVE, JUSTICE, and magic. Also everything cute. Also happy smiles. Also sisterly love! Also ... well the list goes on, but as he stammers and waves his hands in denial WHILE moving back, Mignon is thinking...
"Mignon won't fall for these tricks, why else would you be in here? Mignon's smarter than she looks, don't try to pull the wool over her eyes!" She nods, and backs Kentou into the corner, as she stares straight up at her, she looks at her. "You do smell, haven't you smelled around? Mignon thinks you smell like garbage!" She nods to that again, as the boy rises taller in outrage, yelling back at Mignon. Mignon gasps and backs off. "Oh no, he's getting violent... What'll Mignon do!?" And as Kentou tells him that she can't areest him, because she doesn't have PAPERS or FORMS, Mignon is certain. Pointing at Kentou..
"You're lying! You're evil alright, why else would you fight back so much! Mignon knows if you had nothing to be afraid of you would have came with her! So Mignon is certain that you are LYING! Liar liar pants of fire! Now I'll have to use force if you don't come by yourself..." Mignon shakes her head.
"Oh grammy .. I guess I'll have to use my magic!" And she points towards Kentou. "That it buster, you've made me have to use my magic!"
The boy wonder remains where he is. Trapped betwixt a hard wall and a head full of rocks. Swallowing audibly as his saucer-sized eyes continue staring up at her, a silent panic grips his form as she loudly and abundantly details all the manners in which he is both evil and doomed. Good Gravy, couldn't he have been caught by a quieter student? ;_; At each accusatory point, the boy's head recoils a fraction. Occasionally bumping his noggin against the wall behind him as he flinches, "...I don't smell like.." He mumbles under his breath for leaning his head to the side and sniffing his shoulder juuust faintly. '.' "...Okay maybe a little BUT-"
The boy quickly holds up his hands again, waving them about in frantic denial, "No no! S..Seriously! I.."
Wwaaaaaaaaait a second.
The boy's expression suddenly grows several degrees more incredulous as his eyebrows lift, "You.. know magic?" In a quiet deadpan... "...And who is this Mignon you keep talking about?!" Quickly looking around again, searching for this somehow invisible third person..
Or.. wait. ._. Its an imaginary friend, isn't it?
As the boy bumps his head against the wall, Mignon isn't sure why! And then after he smells himself, he agrees with her. "That's right. Mignon isn't wrong! And you should think about that .. Mignon's only been wrong a few times, and the rest people were just lying. And I'm pretty sure you're lying!" Mignon says, crossing her arms over her chest.
And as the boy waves his hands frantically, saying 'seriously' and everything, Mignon shakes her head. And she doesn't expect him to ask if she knows magic .. and WHO IS MIGNON!?
Mignon's mouth drapes open as the boy asks WHO IS MIGNON!? Her eyes open up wide .. and she points towards Kentou. "wh-wha-WHAT?!?!?" The explosion of sound is hearable across the halls, ringing far after she says it. "WHO IS MIGNON!? Mignon is Mignon, and Mignon knows magic! I, Mignon, am a witch! And Mignon is always fighting for World Peace!" She raises an arm in victory, before flailing them at Kentou.
"And perverts like you just get in the way with it, with resisting arrest and just not listeninnggggggg!" She flails at him a bit before she gets her breathe, stomping again. "Mignon doesn't see why she needs a permit to take in a pervert... Mignon bets if she just takes you there, they'll say I wouldn't need one! So you better listen or else Mignon will get mad, and then she'll have to show you that magic! Mignon doesn't like violence but Mignon will do it for her dream!"
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For a long, long moment Kentou just.. stares at Mignon. Jaw slacking with a braid randomly flopping back over his shoulder after a long beat.
A low whistle as Kentou slowly looks down to the floor, "..Wow. That.. ah.. that sure told me.." A nervous sweatdrop trailing down the corner of his brow.
Okay Kentou. Here's the deal. Apparently.. You accidentally walked in front of the special ed class at Seijyun before it could make it to the short bus out back. This is both good and bad.
The good.. She probably doesn't even know what the campus security even looks like, let alone handing him over to them. The bad.. She's making more than enough noise where someone who certainly WILL turn him over to campus security will uncover them. The ugly.. She may try to use 'magic' at him.
Time to choose door number four.
The youth mulls this proclaimation for a long moment, clearing his throat before quickly looking back up to her. His gaze always darting to and fro, aaaaaaallways on the lookout for passerbys. Definitely on the clock here! "Wwweeeeell Okay. Wow!" Suddenly pointing to her with both hands, "You so caught me. Darn." Voice even as he ducks forward juuuuuuust enough to try and glimpse at the nearby stairwell, "I guess you'll just have to escort me to the hall monitor right? Right. She can definitely take it from there and you! Wow.. You would definitely have conquered this evil and saved the world yet again, Magical Witch! Gosh. You know.."
Taking a single step closer as he stagewhispers to the girl, "..I hear this girl named Yurika, you may have heard of her? She -definitely- is good at handing over villains to justice. She can really help you out. Why don't we just wa... I mean, you escort me right over to her, and I'll come peacefully? Because... you know.. peace is good right?"
Please Lord don't let her see him crossing his fingers for luck behind his back. '_';;
As Kentou just stares, Mignon nods. "Yep! That's right!" And it seems that Kentou certainly agrees with her, looking down, whistling, and then he just stands there for a bit. Perhaps thinking about what he's done. And he SEEMS to agree it was wrong. And Mignon looks towards Kentou until he begins to point at Mignon.
And .. uh .. confess? He confesses. And then as he keeps going, about how she caught him and he has to be turned into the hallmoniter and they can take it from there and that she saved the world again, one might believe that Mignon is that simple.
Infact, as Kentou steps closer, trying to TOUCH HER, she moves away after hearing those things, and then tilts her head, looking to Kentou. Reaaaalllly closely. Really closely! And then her eyes light up. Looking at Kentou, Mignon suddenly grows from a bubble headed airhead into a red faced bubble headed airhead.
"M-M-... Mignon believes she was dissed by this pervert!!" Stamping her foot again, Mignon raises a shaky hand towards Kentou before just flailing again. "Oooooooohh How can Mignon be dissed by a pervert?! Well that's it mr pervert, that's your final straw, Mignon's going to have to take you to justice through force, and you cause it yourself!" She nods, and extends a hand.
Kentou would already begin to see .. the magic sparkles appear, as Mignon bounces in place. "You're not taking Mignon seriously! But Mignon is being serious.. and world peace isn't that easy!" She's frowning, but it's because it's like she's been treated like a child.. what's worse, Kentou may as well have slowed his words almost!
Ooooh it makes Mignon soooooo angry!
....Well.
Crap.
...Kentou's nervous smile deflates as Mignon's puzzlement evolves into a slow roasting fury. Lips forming a pout as she flails and rages at this insult to her intellect!
He didn't diss her! .... Well, okay.. maybe a little bit.. but.. ._.
The boy again swallows as her racket intensifies, pointing a hand at him as he begins to lift his own in a vain bit to quell her encroaching rampage. Pausing only when.. sparkles start to generate in the palm of her hand?! The boy's expression turns incredulous as his eyes stare.
Wait wait wait.. she ... REALLY knows magic?! How in the..?
Why do they always choose the ugly door?!
Well then. The boy realizes there's only one thing left to do. His shoulders tense. Inhaling sharply with readiness. Steeling his diminutive body as he prepares..
"Look!" Kentou blurts. Catching something in the corner of his vision, he suddenly points far down the hall with eyes widening in alarm! "It's Sailor Moon!!"
Should she actually look, she'll be treated an empty hallway and the sound of really rapid foot-falls as Kentou immediately races the opposite direction towards the stairwell. ;.; Eeeeeeeee! Go go go!
As the boy points, blurting, Mignon .. turns and looks. The empty hallway and rapid foot falls?! .. Mignon knows why that is! "Sailor Moon...!?" TRUTH, PROTECTOR OF JUSTICE... AND PEACE?! Mignon takes off alright, but as Kentou goes down the other way, Mignon .. goes down the way Kentou pointed?
"Come back! Don't be scared of the pervert! Mignon will make sure that he doesn't get you!" Then she stops, pinwheeling to a stop with her arms as she looks around the corner.. "Heeeeyyy.. Mignon doesn't see her!" And then she puts two and two together... "She must run really fast. Mignon wishes she would be that fast!" Smiling, she turns and heads down a bit before remembering.. "Mignon knew she forgot something!" Looking down the hallway, Kentou would have made it to the stair well. "I wonder where he went to ... COME BACK HERE PERVERT, MIGNON doesn't want to looooose you! Not when you're still on the prowl!"
She'll look all over .. but in the end, Mignon might just end up standing guard for the gym, because that sneaky pervert outwitted her! Ohhhh when she sees him again, she'll really let loose on him!
Log created on 22:35:42 10/03/2007 by Mignon, and last modified on 02:17:24 10/04/2007.