Description: Beastie Boys (1987). When Naerose comes up with an actual good plan to stir up the rivalry between dojos to generate revenue for her promotion business, Elle decides to lend a hand. Naerose and Elle crash the Kyokugen Dojo under the banner of Saikyo, and end up beating the tar out of Marco for his troubles.
The Sakazaki Dojo.. Er.. at least the Japanese one. The witch was not about to go over to Mexico to start trouble there, besides, who taught there, someone named.. Butt? The witch checks her travel brochure. Is she sure she read that right?
"Huh, says here, Butt. " She shrugs a little, "Wow." A look up at the dojo again. The plan was simple. Start a fight between the schools. Part one was complete. Now was time for the second part. Operation, steal the Kyokugen sign, or just piss them off a lot. And she wouldn't be alone. Oh no, she wouldn't be alone. So having arrived at the given time, expecting someone will meet her, but if not, she can handle it. . Actually it was planned somewhat in advance, still the witch being the sort to go on the fly never relied on things like planning very much.
"So, rice paper sliding screens, these people really outta get with the program, technology is so much harder to kick in-"
*wham*
Now, Naerose isn't exactly known for her coherency. In fact, sometimes dealing with her is like living in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, except with less talking meat. But every so often, she'll come up with something that, if properly done, might actually head somewhere.
In the interest of fostering intelligent thought, Elle has arrived, just in time to see the witch put a hole in a rice paper door.
"Alright," she says, leaning on one of the dojo awning posts, hands in her pockets. "You cause a ruckus, and we'll deal with whatever comes out together, right?" Elle checks her watch. Yeah, she's not missing anything decent on TV or anything. "We're from the Hibiki dojo, you said? Isn't Hibiki that whack job in pink?"
It is early in the morning, far too early for the Students of Kyokugen to leave their playgrounds and sandboxes to come and place the MIGHTY GARB of the Kyokugen upon their virgin breasts and Marco Rodriguez is on morning awesome duty declaring the EXTREME intent of the Martial Artists of the Kyokugen Dojo with ritual morning exercises.
"KYYYAAAAAAAAGH!" Marco cries out as he pushes a massive, gigantically weighted squeegy across the polished floorboards of the dojo, struggling from the intense strain of it all. "HOOOOWAAARRIIIYAAAGHH!"
Marco flips the squeegy over as he pushes it back towards the front door.
Heave! Ho!
Heave! Ho!
BUT THEN! WHAM!
Intruders enter the ancient dwelling of the Masters of True Extreme Karate Might. Not those Ansatsuken and Saikyo Ryu losers. NO!
"Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm!" Marco rumbles from deep within his chest. Marco drops the handle, his muscles rippling as he spreads his legs and assumes a fighting stance. "You enter this Sacred Place of Might and learning unannounced and spouting the loser name of an Enemy Dojo! VERY WELL THEN I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!"
COMBATSYS: Marco has started a fight here.
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COMBATSYS: Naerose has joined the fight here on the right meter side.
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Marco 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Naerose
COMBATSYS: Elle has joined the fight here on the right meter side.
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"Yah, the pink fella," the witch replies with an inwardshudder, and then there is.. Yes, the coming of Marco, which causes her to pause, stare at her brochure, then look at the hulking man, back at the brochure then the hulking man.. then finally,
"Hey. . ." she says, "It's Butt!" Then tosses the pamphlet aside.
"And that's Dan Hibiki-Sensei. My ah.. Teacher, or something, sensey? Whatever, I'm no good at Japanese, just ah..." She strikes a dramatic pose, broom pointed at her enemy, "Prepare to face the might of Sakeyo-ryu! . . " A little aside, "Which is the Hibiki style."
Then without further hesitation, tries to test the doughy consistancy of Marco's tummy. Maybe he'll giggle. Or something.
As Naerose engages the obvious dojo leader here, Elle takes the moment to back up a little. The man apparently seems even less sane that Naerose, if that's even possible, and Elle's forced to take stock of the situation a ittle faster than she thought she would.
Power and insanity are never a good combination.
Rather than engage the man directly, she begins to charge up her energy, the electrical aura around her srpinging to life immediately as she steps back again, putting distance between herself and the large Kyokugen fighter. "Heads up, Sabrina," she says curtly, raising one of her hands. The lancing electrical blast shoots over Naerose's hat, missing it by inches as it rips towards Marco.
COMBATSYS: Marco endures Naerose's Weapon Jab.
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Marco 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Naerose
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|-------\-------\0 Elle
COMBATSYS: Marco overcomes High Voltage from Elle with Ko'ou Ken.
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Marco 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Naerose
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|-------\-------\0 Elle
Marco is feeling the Pump from his Extreme expression of devotion to the great spirits of the Kyokugen Lineage, one needs not the Blood of the Sakizaki's to gain their approval but only their Legendary Spirit.
"Come then!" The Black Beast bellows as they come toward him in concert, Marco's eyes narrow at the broomstick coming towards him, what is she...some kind of...Spirit Medium!? Marco wonders to himself, not quite making the connection the Brazillian tightens his posture and takes the strike. His abdominals hold firm against her opening strike, and Marco bears his teeth as the second shoots a ball of lightning at him. What a powerful team combination!
"I'll show no mercy to you because you are women!" He announces, choosing the best way to counter such an offensive he channels his ki Marco brings his right arm back in a circle and thrusts it back out launching a fireball from his palm, blasting through the lightning. "But REALLY otherwise, I'm a sweety!"
Woah nuts! as Naerose pokes with her broom it feels like she was just hitting a brick wall. No give, it was crazy! And then after poking the bear thing she has the feeling of energy shooting over her head from behind. . That'd be Elle, then a WHOOSH as another larger splash goes the other way. Lucky Marco has more concentrated chi then Yuri or she'd have a face full. Being rather close, Naerose tries something else.
"Well so they say the bigger they are or something right, heh, I'm gonna take this behemeth down, check me out!"
And with that the witch tries to grab Marco by the wrist to just sort of fling him over, elementry school bully style.
COMBATSYS: Marco successfully hits Elle with Ko'ou Ken.
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Marco 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Naerose
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Elle wasn't expecting her blast to come right back to her. Normally the energy bolts have an uncanny ability to land despite all odds on slower targets. Nevertheless, Marco's attack manages to blast stright through hers and nail her, blasting her backward.
However, it's strength is somewhat slowed from having to deal with her initial attack, and therefore it doesn't completely knock her over.
Still, the amount of force the bear-man can bring is considerable. Elle rarely underestimates opponents, but it's clear she didn't have a completely good idea exactly how much energy he had.
Whirling around to approach Marco from another angle, she tries to position herself so that she has a clear shot when Naerose manages to land her throw. With a crack of what sounds liek thunder, Elle's already set to blast the man into next week with a concentrated sonic assault from her hand, the shimmering wave of sound seeking to rupture blood vessels and make the man's eardrums ring like a bell.
COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Marco with Broken Mirrors.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-
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Marco 0/-------/----===|-------\-------\0 Naerose
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
COMBATSYS: Marco dodges Elle's Metal Health.
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Marco 0/-------/----===|-------\-------\0 Naerose
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
The Black Beast of the Kyokugen is the Mighty Student of Takuma Sakizaki. But he is not the Master. Still focused on overcoming Elle's attack, Marco's falls prey to his inattention as Naeraost takes firm hold of Marco's wrist he realises only too late the true pain of Newton and his damn apples! Oh if only Marco did science in the Brazilian High School system. Le sigh.
Marco is thrown head over heels, his immense bulk CRASHING into the ground like the Sword of Damocles. These women have the potential to be mighty! Is the first thing that occurs to him. The second is to flip himself to his feet. BUT TRAGEDY! Marco flips directly onto polished floorboard, so conveniently when he lands the Black Beasts feet SLIP upon wood and he goes sliding off to the side only narrowly avoiding Elle's piercing sound only through virtue of contrivance.
"Woah, woah, woah!" Marco wheels his arms around before finally PUNCHING the boards beneath him, he thrusts himself up into the air. "KYYYEAARARGGH!" he cries as he falls to the earth and thrusts his well polished heel towards Naerose's face.
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Marco's Light Kick.
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Marco 0/-------/---====|=------\-------\0 Naerose
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He's comin fast, too fast, the witch has to react. She raises her broom and uses it to deflect the blow as best she can, but it still sends her back a bit. A moment of thought and .. whatever she'll go with that. Hopping back and giving a winning grin as the witch, Naerose, adjusts her shades and hat, it's a total arial move, an arial projection type. While in the air, almost like she were bouncing off her own attack, the witch flings a flurry of darts, almost like they were made out of air, but oddly enough, with an ice like feel to them. Her chi seemingly unable to decide what form to take, though the flurry of peppering projectiles seem to be no less dangerous (or more dangerous depending on which side you're sitting on) as she flings them and floats back further with her jump.
"Sagita Minor!" cries Naerose before adding, "I'm so sweet."
So far, Elle's 0 for 2 in trying to hit Marco. Nevertheless, the fight's still young, and Elle's not about to walk away from this without landing something. Some preparation will be needed, however.
The ground rumbles slightly as she draws in energy from the air around her. Channeling the ambiant noise to energize her aura, Elle's primary focus now is to add to her reserve of energy.
Naerose seems to be handling herself quite nicely, and that's a good thing. As the roll of vibrations finally die down, Elle looks a little bit better for wear, and more focused as she moves to cover the man's flank, should he try to do any fancy maneuvering.
COMBATSYS: Elle gathers her will.
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Marco 0/-------/---====|=------\-------\0 Naerose
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|======-\-------\0 Elle
COMBATSYS: Marco endures Naerose's Sagita Minor.
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Marco 0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
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|======-\-------\0 Elle
Marco's heel connects with Naerose's broomstick, the echoing crack of muscle against sturdy wood echoes through the empty hall of the Mighty Kyokugen. Marco rebounds and lands not too far away from the pair. He rumbles deeply in his chest with approval. Marco is always thinking of expansion the Legend and Prestige of the Kyokugen Dojo. He's sizing these two up as potential recruits!
As Naerose floats and attacks, Marco once again stands his ground simply content to let his body take the Icy Wind darts to his bare chest. Dark welts appear on his chest where struck but the most important thing to note is...Marco's focus never wavers. Not once. His eyes remain completely upon his target: Elle.
"HMPH! Is that all you have? Have a taste of Kyokugen Might!" He cries out as he launches himself knee first at Elle in his own variant of the legendary fighting technique, he attempts to knock her defenses out of place with the initial blow and then BREAK HER with a vicious downward heel kick. TO THE FACE!
COMBATSYS: Elle blocks Marco's Hien Shippu Kyaku.
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Marco 0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
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|=======\=------\1 Elle
It was incredible how flasy this whole thing was going, but that was the way of things it seems. The bear was not easy to distract, but somewhat fun to mess with. . The witch contents as another hammering blow goes Elle's way. Staying idle and watching her fearless leader get beat on might be entertaining, but would totally be a waste of time. . So instead she hops on her broom and tries to zip past Marco on the other side, circling him a bit in the air before rearing about to fling her wrist at the hulk and give another cry of attack as she flings them back. This time the darts are certain, They will be ICE! ICE damn you, until they are about to hit and then they're not ice they're just chi. . Something really weird was going on with the witches powers, meanwhile her hat stays somewhat mysteriously tilted.
COMBATSYS: Marco overcomes Sagita Minor from Naerose with Ko'ou Ken.
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Marco 0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
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|=======\=------\1 Elle
A vicious charge and kick does land, but only against Elle's all-too-steady defensive posture. The result? Her upraised arms are knocked away by the final hit, not the first. Damage is caused, but hardly the amount Marco was looking for. Elle's not going to be broken by a slow attack like that. Not yet anyhow.
Marco's bellowing and screaming causes her to clench her jaw. She hates noisy people. Can't stand the mindless screaming or the endless yammering. It's just not her style to really be chatty. She'll leave such things to Naerose.
What it does do, however, is push her back far enough so that she can unleash a more powerful attack. Raising both her hands, electricity swirls about her arms and hands, coalescing in an incandescent fury. The bolt issues forth from her hands at pointblank range to blast Marco to blast him back further should it connect.
COMBATSYS: Elle successfully hits Marco with Whitesnake.
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Marco 1/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
Marco reacts a little too immediately, as Naerose's attack flies forth to strike at the Black Beast of the Kyokugen Dojo he reflexively retaliates with a Ko'ou Ken, blasting through her attack but not counting upon Elle to make her own devastating strike!
"Feel now the--Oh, righ--" Marco says before he is ELECTROCUTED and thrown backward by the force of the MIGHTY BLOW. "Bwahwrahm...frf...mmf...now then. That was a wake up call!"
Speading his feet wide, Marco clenches his fists at his side and begins focusing his great will. Opening his palms as he focuses, the excess ki from his body builds up in his hands and burns, illuminating the dojo in a great golden light.
COMBATSYS: Marco gathers his will.
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Marco 1/---====/=======|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Marco's Ko'ou Ken.
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Marco 1/--=====/=======|====---\-------\0 Naerose
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
"EEeek!" cries the witch when she sees a crazy lot of chi coming her way, the energy giving a wash all around her as it breaks on her broom stick and crests around her shoulders and past her face, causing her dress and hat to blow as though in a wind and the light reflecting off her shades, meanwhile the witch just pushes on through. A shake of her staff, whipping it to one side, sends residual Marco chi off like she were cleaning a blade of blood. Then if looking genuinely cool was just to much for her, the witch has to ruin it by adjusting her shades down her nose enough to wink over the top and flash a winning smile.
"Take ... this!"
The red witch raises a hand over her head and points a finger into the air, energy gathering into an icicle in the air until it is large as a forearm. Then pointing at Marco it shoots off like a lance.
"Sagita Major!"
Elle, on the other hand, takes a different tack. While Naerose fires off her bolt of ice, Elle is already swooping behind Marco. The man is a weight to be sure, but if their teamwork manages to actually take hold, she's going to use the blast to her advantage.
Grasping the large man from behind, her hands are like claws. They seek to find purchase in the Kyokugen fighter's Gi at the scruff of his neck. Should she manage to execute the move properly, the mercenary rocker will use the force of the projectile to help her lift the man up, and fing him into the walls of the dojo behind her.
It's not as flashy a maneuver as Naerose's to be sure. However, Elle's not the kind of person to spend inordinate amounts of time looking good. Just whatever it takes to bring down the target. However, she does give a helpful thumbs up to the witch as she flies by, to show her that everything's all good. For now, anyhow.
COMBATSYS: Marco endures Naerose's Sagita Major.
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
COMBATSYS: Marco blocks Elle's Strong Throw.
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Marco 2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|===----\-------\0 Naerose
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
Marco is not one for giving into the attacks of his opponents. Not really ever, it seems. For when Nearose survives his counter and throws one of her own he once again stands his ground and just lets it strike home! But, Marco never, ever loses his focus. He thinks very clearly and concisely all the way through this. Neither pain nor injury will break his will, and Marco is battered and bleeding.
Elle bum rushes him and grabs onto Marco's well muscled form and using the force of the Ice Lance, hurls him at the Dojo Walls. HOWEVER the Mighty Hall of the Kyokugen defends it's own! As Marco flies he shifts his body around and at the last second throws his forearms and shins into the wall striking it with muscled fury. The walls shake but don't break as Marco blocks the majority of her strike.
"Hah!" Marco cries as he pushes off onto his feet. Breathing heavily, Marco bares his mighty fists forward. "NOW THEN! IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO ABANDON YOUR LOSER HIBIKI WAYS AND EXPERIENCE..."
Marco flexes, muscles explode into life, "EXTREME!"
Marco shifts forward moving into a unique stance, "KYOKUGEN!"
Marco moves forward, "MIGHT!"
The brutally fast explosion of physical force that Marco unleashes cannot be described by anything other than FREAKING EXTREME! Marco rushes the pair at once unleashing a brutal close quarter combat combo of punches and kicks. No silly ninja tricks, no goofy special powers, just FISTS OF STEEL which is then followed by THE ORIGINAL JUMPING UPPERCUT, ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS!
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA, keeeayyaaaaaaah! KOHOU!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose endures Marco's Ryuuko Ranbu!!
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Marco 0/-------/---====|=======\====---\1 Naerose
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
The thing was..? Naerose was kind of expecting something like this to happen. I mean seriously, this was right down the vein of what usually happens when someone does an enormous attack of doom onto a charging fella. Why in Dragon Ball Z do they never attack the powering up person..? Because it all comes back to you, instant karma, and that, my children, is the lesson we are going to learn today. Instant Karma.
Somehow Naerose manages to keep that stupid looking grin on her face the entire time that the attack comes and pounds her. . and pounds her.. and pounds her. Somehow she manages to keep smiling as she gets positively mauled and then upper cutted and sent a few paces away to land Capcom V Marvel style face first, even leaving cracks in the ground with said face.
Then. . she picks herself up and adjusts her hat, fixes brushes off her dress and adjusts her shades, which by care of cartoon violence (R) have managed to stay intact. Oh the greatness of cartoon violence. And then she starts her reprisal.
The witch, using the end of her broom starts drawing, first a circle around herself, then a star inside and little runes she probably can't even read, glowing, appear around the star points, with her in the middle, and then she gives a broad smile and points at Marco with her hand outstretched, throwing her other arm in the air and bringing it around to point at Marco with her hand outstretched, the other moving to the air, literally wash, rinse and repeat that motion for every way. Every wave of what? Of burning falling stars the size of a water melon which literally rain down around her, toward Marco, but hell, they don't discriminate, they're happy to destroy everything around them. (But they prefer Marco)
COMBATSYS: Marco successfully hits Elle with Ryuuko Ranbu.
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Elle, however, is from a less cartoonish genre. So each punch is felt acutely as the Kyokugen fighter bashes his furious fists repeatedly into her body. Fortunately, she's much more durable than Naerose in this department. Crashing fists do horrible damage, but Elle's able to suck it up despite being blown backward by the sheer physical force.
She stays down for a second, attempting to adjust to the egregious amount of damage she's just taken, and does a check on herself. Everything's still intact, and when it comes down to it, that assault could seriously have been worse. It would seem that the might of Kyokugen can't completely bring down one second rate mercenary and a deranged witch.
Then again, give it time. Marco's still not a master yet. Until then, Elle's just going to be thankful for small favors.
Naerose's elaborate assault of falling stars quickly gain an ally in their destructive blasts as Elle raises her hands slowly and steadily, bracing her feet as she narrows her eyes. Swirling power rips forth along her arms, crackling between her hands in a devestating arc.
Flinging her arms apart, Elle unleashes the twisting, snarling band of electricity, the bolt whirling about in a erratic fashion to cover a wide area as it seeks to fine Marco, and simply electrocute him straight into unconscioness.
COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Marco with Star Fall.
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
COMBATSYS: Marco endures Elle's Whitesnake.
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Things begin to get blurry, and Marco falters in his step after delivering his final blows upon them. Feeling wea--
Marco Rodriguez's eyes SNAP open and the Black Beast growls deeply. A Mighty Warrior of the Kyokugen is NEVER weak, or sissy. He stands and fights with all of his might!
As both Girl Wonders fire their mighty beams of chi power, Marco meets them head on. The cumulative effect finally manages to take it's toll on the Karate Guy as he's smashed by both attacks he is crushed into the wall that before he beat his body against to stop.
But Marco does not fall...he seems to just stand wide eyed but...his eyes are glazed over. In his refusal to give up, Marco stands unconscious.
COMBATSYS: Marco takes no action.
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
COMBATSYS: Marco can no longer fight.
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|==-----\-------\0 Elle
*blink blink* Shades are low enough on her nose that you can see her big brown eyes as she stares at the Kyokugen statue and just gapes.
"Oh man, I dunno what's going on here, but I say we get out of here.. Just as soon as I.."
The witch pulls out a can of spray paint and walks over to the dojo sign to spray the words,
'Hibiki Dojo rules, oh and we kidnapped Yuri.'
With a steady nod the witch fixes her hat and looks over at Elle to give her a giant cutesy thumbs up.
"I could go for a tall stiff drink, ahh, how about you? This guy has to have a wallet somewhere..." Naerose approaches Marco, examines his Gi, and seems to have second thoughts, "Or.. er.. maybe not." Just for a moment she looks at his afro, he has one right? But thinks better of it.
"Lets get outta here?"
COMBATSYS: Naerose has left the fight here.
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COMBATSYS: Elle has ended the fight here.
Log created on 13:33:13 08/18/2007 by Elle, and last modified on 01:59:20 08/19/2007.