Description: Kain and Bison duke it out in a furniture store after an unwise offer from the shop's proprietor. Punching, explosions, and a fair amount of broken furniture ensue, eventually leaving Kain with a win for his first foray into the Neo League. (Winner: Kain)
It's grand Re-Opening End of our 23rd Annual Going Out of Business Sale at Bosco's Right-Off-The-Truck no frills Furniture gallery and emporium! As advertised on the radio and newspapers, flyers and television for days, the big Eigth Wonder of the World this year is Mike Bison, because Shania Twain had to cancel at the last moment. This isn't working out that well, as most furniture shoppers here for the sale are having horrific terror invoked in them by the uncouth and unruly Boxer as he struts around with his gloves on shouting obscenities and barking at people. His manager John Duke holds the microphone and tries to wrangle it in, "We gots a whole lotta cherry coffee tables that are generally pretty cheap but today you can have one for 75 bucks. Just ask mike!" Mike taps his chest, "Mikey Bison agrees. You ain't a chump don't sit on stumps, by it for 75 bucks!" He throws a punch out enthusiastically, catching John on the side of the head and spinning the shorter Boxing Promoter around abruptly.
It may also have been a miscalculation to agree to host a Neo League fight here, in an attempt to help draw even more people to the store. What could possibly go wrong? Aside from the entire place being burned to the ground and the damage not being covered under the insurance company's "WTF were you thinking!?" clause...
While Bison is shilling for some slightly substandard furnishings, employees are trying to clear a decently sized area in the middle of the store, while still leaving the moved furniture visible to prospective customers. Once that's finally been taken care of, Kain Heinlein strolls into the store, walking directly to the area set aside for the fight. This is actually his first match in the Neo League, but he hasn't made a very big deal about it... It's just another opportunity to test the strengths of various fighters. So hopefully the fight will be a good one, so this trip won't be a total loss... since there's no way in hell Kain is going to buy any of /this/ lousy furniture.
M.Bison grins as Kain shows up, "Bout time, this furniture shillin' stuff sucks." He kicks the podium John Duke has climbed atop of, causing him to stumble and yell at Mike angrily for several minutes. Mike puts his fingers in his ears loudly screaming 'LALALALALA' and into the makeshift ring made out of endtables and la-Z-boys. "Hey mack, you're late. That's OK, they's paying me by the hour. You ready to smash some heads? I know I am." Mike grins and pulls his left foot on the ground like a bull getting ready to charge.
COMBATSYS: M.Bison has started a fight here.
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M.Bison 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: M.Bison gathers his will.
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M.Bison 0/-------/---====|
Kain would probably put it a bit more eloquently, but he is indeed ready to smash some heads. "Your enthusiasm is commendable. We'll see how long it lasts." Kain flashes a brief, not particularly friendly smile, then charges toward the boxer.
Kain moves so quickly his feet barely even touch the ground until he's standing almost directly in front of Bison. Then his left foot slams down, while his right shoots up in a sharply angled kick aimed for the boxer's jaw. Flames sprout up all along Kain's leg as it swings up, leaving a burning trail in the air behind it, and an explosive blast if it should find its mark.
COMBATSYS: Kain has joined the fight here.
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Kain 0/-------/-------|====---\-------\0 M.Bison
COMBATSYS: Kain successfully hits M.Bison with Schwarze Lanze.
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Kain 0/-------/-----==|=======\=------\1 M.Bison
M.Bison grunts and squats down, looking Kain defiantly square in the eye. "Just bring it sumbi-OOF" his gaze manages to remain locked on his opponent as suddenly his head is kicked, and sent flying backwards, this drags the rest of him ragdolling along behind it. Bison lands on the arena floor with a dull thud, he shakes his head several times before managing to roll to a semiseated position. "Micheal Bison don't mind telling you, you are a ..." he spits uncontrollably as his head jerks roughly to the side before he can finish his sentence. "Mike sez you suck. HAa Haa!" And then with reckless abandon, Mike rolls to his feet and charges Kain, delivering the very straightforeward punches he's known for.
COMBATSYS: Kain blocks M.Bison's Dash Straight.
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Kain 0/-------/----===|=======\=------\1 M.Bison
Kain settles back into a seemingly casual stance as his foot once more comes into contact with the floor. When Bison comes charging at him he watches the approach carefully, then raises one arm to block the fist Bison attempts to slam into him. Despite his looks, Kain isn't lacking when it comes to physical ability, though his arm does get pushed back a short distance by Bison's sheer strength.
Blocking with only one arm means that Kain still has a hand free. Lifting his hand, he thrusts it out toward's Bison's face, stopping short of actually coming into contact with the boxer. Apparently Kain doesn't have anything to /say/ in response to being told he sucks, so he'll just let some explosions do the talking for him. Like the fiery blast that leaps out from his hand, engulfing everything within several feet.
COMBATSYS: Kain successfully hits M.Bison with Schwarz Cutter.
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Kain 0/-------/---====|=======\======-\1 M.Bison
M.Bison barely manages to get his footing back, when Kain uses explosions and what Mike would be calling Faggot-Chi-Powers, if he was saying anything right now to knock the Buffalo back on his head. Mile goes flying into a La-Z-Boy recliner, where he slumps heavily, his manager covering his face and freaking out loudly behind the counter, he grabs one of Mike's Red Minotaur Energy Drinks, and what you'd 'hope' are smelling salts that he runs under Mike's nose. Mike drinks back the beverage, and manages to at least look lucid as he rises out of the chair.
COMBATSYS: M.Bison gains composure.
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Kain 0/-------/---====|=======\=====--\1 M.Bison
If this were a /real/ fight, Kain would hardly just stand there and let Bison's manager to rush in to help him... But for a televised one, it doesn't hurt to show a little 'good sportsmanship'.
Kain doesn't hang around waiting for long, though. If his manager isn't quick to get out of the way when Kain starts closing in, he might be in trouble. Particularly when one takes into account the flames which start to billow up around Kain's body, turning the area immediately around him into a raging inferno. One which follows him as he moves, closing in on Bison and his chair. And once Kain gets within a few feet of the boxer, the flames noticeably darken in color before blasting outwards and engulfing an even larger area. Flaming bits of furniture are sent sailing throughout the store as Kain tries to catch Bison in the conflagration.
COMBATSYS: M.Bison interrupts Schwarze Kreuz from Kain with Buffalo Head.
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Kain 0/-------/-======|=======\=======\1 M.Bison
M.Bison roars in frustration and defiance at the tougher fighters relentless assault. And Bison, is too dumb and tough to do anything but get in Kain's way. Immediately upon jumping into the other man's breathing space, Mike leaps high into the air and brings his forehead across Kain's own forehead, ignoring the clothes burning on his back as he tastes his own blood in his mouth, it having allready filled his vision with darkness.
Kain's neck jerks back from the impact to his forehead, and a moment later the flames start to fade out. Heinlein takes two staggering steps backward, although he manages to remain on his feet. Shaking his head quickly, the blond man stands back up straight and steps in toward Bison.
Reaching out with one hand, Kain attempts to grab Bison by the head. There's still a coffee table nearby that's in remarkably good shape... at least until Kain attempts to smash through it with Bison's face. If successful, a blast of blue energy flares up from Kain's hand, searing into the boxer's head.
COMBATSYS: M.Bison interrupts Strong Throw from Kain with Gigaton Blow.
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Kain 1/----===/=======|=====--\-------\0 M.Bison
M.Bison sneers, half as he doubles over in pain, pulling a muscle or tearing a ligament or Something, as he takes his second step. But his right arm is allready wound up. He crumples into Kain's grasp even as he drives that fist foreward with the ferocious animal fury of the Buffalo. Mike delivers no where near a true gigaton in pounds of pressure but it is an enormous hit, and one that leaves both men looking hurt and at opposite ends of the 'ring' which is being repaired by an antsy John Duke who's trying to demand one of Mike's gold teeth that just got knocked out back from a fan.
On the up side, Kain manages to land in a fairly soft chair. On the down side, the force of his impact knocks the chair over, and Kain bangs the back of his head against a dresser. That's a fairly minor pain compared to the impact of the Gigaton Blow, however.
Kain spits blood as he stands up, but stand up he does. He holds out both hands with palms facing up, and two spheres of swirling golden chi form there, each several feet in diameter. Kain thrusts both hands out toward Bison and the spheres leap forth, swirling around one another and flying in a crazy zig zag pattern that makes its way toward an explosive finish centered on Bison.
COMBATSYS: Kain successfully hits M.Bison with Himmlische Macht.
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Kain 0/-------/------=|=======\===----\1 M.Bison
M.Bison tries to dive out of the way, and can't. So as the Himmlische Macht zig zags across the arena floor towards him, Bison leaps left, then right, and then Boom! the whole thing explodes violently, covering Mike in blackface. or the appearance of such. "Goddamnit Man, that just wasn't cool." He falls to one knee, "Okay, I give up, no really." He leans heavily on both gloves, his clothes tattered and destroyed. As soon as he's given it two seconds, whether Kain has fallen for it or not, he leaps to his feet, both hands high above his head as he attempts to clobber Kain once and for all. "I'll show you for using faggot chi powers. faggo..." as soon as the blow is expended Michael runs out of juice and collapses into the nearest recliner.
COMBATSYS: M.Bison can no longer fight.
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Kain 0/-------/------=|
COMBATSYS: Kain blocks M.Bison's Ultimate Wild Smash.
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Kain 0/-------/----===|
Luckily for Kain, he's very familiar with the concept of fighting dirty. And he's a rather good judge of which people are actually going to adhere to some sort of sense of 'honor'. Bison is not one of those people.
When the boxer surges forward, Kain is waiting for him. Bison's hands come swinging down, but Kain's arms are already moving up to meet them. Kain stops the blow in the air, then steps backwards as he shifts into a lower guard, just in case Bison tries to take another shot as he falls. When the boxer collapses into a chair, though, it seems things are pretty much over. Kain then leaves, not feeling a need to hang around and watch the boxer's manager continue to drive himself crazy with stress.
COMBATSYS: Kain has ended the fight here.
Log created on 10:11:54 06/08/2007 by Kain, and last modified on 23:06:36 06/08/2007.