Neo League 251 - #267: Mike Bison vs Mimiru

Description: One would guess that Mimiru has a lot of trust in blind dates, as well! (Winner: M.Bison)



Maybe it had been strange for Bison to not have noticed that there was a fighting league around when he had been going around and challenging everyone who claimed to be a fighter in the city of Southtown, but then no one has ever claimed that he's the smartest fellow in the world. However, after having found out about it he'd called and signed up for the Neo League and scheduled a fight immediately. Very immediately, actually, within an hour of signing up. And who was it that turned out to be available? Why Mimiru Kasagi, of course! Now, she might not be the most... equally experienced fighter in the league, but there's no rules saying he can't challenge those younger than him. Besides, she was the only one willing on such short notice.

Not three hours after he signed up he was standing woods near an old abandoned shrine a TV crew around him, grinning and waiting for the girl to show up to fight him. He vaguely remembers encountering her before in that mall in Chinatown, but not much else other than the fact she did her best to put up a resistance to little avail. Hmm, what did she look like again..?

What's the best way to gain more experience and improve your fighting techniques? Do match with fighters more experienced than she is! At least, that's what Mimiru believes. That's one of the reason why she decided to fight Bison despite everyone double-checking with her if she was certain of this. After all, Bison is quite a remarkable opponent and Mimiru might have not known how good he was?
And here she is, the little schoolgirl right here for the fight! She stands proudly, almost beaming, that wide smile on her lips and her eyes burning with determination! Mimiru's here to actually kick some butts! Or try to. She's here to put her training to test, see how well she can manage the fight with her unique fighting style!
"Here I am! Ready for the fight?" She asks with a wide grin, resting her hands on her hips.

The boxer hears the voice before he sets eyes on the girl, turning around and just staring. "You've got to be kidding me..." He takes a few steps towards the girl and looks down towards her. He's two feet taller than she is, and weighs as much as three and a half Mimiru's. How in the hell is this going to be any kind of a fight? He shakes his head and then lets out a laugh. Well, at least she has some spirit! "Yea, I'm ready, but are you sure you wanna do this?" Even he has to ask, really. Heck, he's fought Sakura and he figures her to be pretty tough and she's a schoolgirl, but this one is almost a head shorter than even her! Well, maybe she'll have an intrinsically easy time ducking his punches?

Bison lets out a low whistle and shakes his head again, "I'm ready though. If you wanna fight still, go ahead and make the first move." Man, he's going to beat up a little girl, isn't he? So much for trying to throw off the image of an evil jackass.

At least it seems that Bison isn't the only one who doesn't seem to approve of this! One of the TV crew man just gives him a shrug of his shoulder as he asks that question out loud. Seems like this isn't a joke and the show must go on... Since Mimiru doesn't seem like she's going to give up. Giving up isn't the attitude of the Super Way of Mimiru!
"Yeah! I'm sure of this! You know what they say? The taller they are, the harder they fall," Mimiru claims with a soft chuckle. She hums softly and tilts her head to one side, "Alright then! But you better be careful! I'm not just anybody!" Mimiru says.
And with that, Mimiru rushes toward Bison, attempting to get pass his guard and punch his side with her fist, "Super Mimiru Punch!" She shouts as her fist bursts with chi, white flams engulfing it momentarily.

COMBATSYS: Mimiru has started a fight here.

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Mimiru           0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: M.Bison has joined the fight here.

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Mimiru           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0          M.Bison


COMBATSYS: M.Bison endures Mimiru's Super Mimiru Punch.

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Mimiru           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0          M.Bison


Bison looks down at her and gives her a bit of a nod, looking especially dubious of the 'bigger they are, harder they fall' part. "If you say so, kid, but I really don't think you ought to be fighting a professional boxer. I can't go easy on you though, I don't hold back for league or tournament fights." He scratches his head a little and then prepares himself when she looks like she's going to attack him. Thwack, she hits him right in the side. And he just... stands there, not even an 'oompf' coming from him. It's like he didn't even feel it. "...huh." He puts on his boxing gloves and makes a small humming noise.

COMBATSYS: M.Bison takes no action.

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Mimiru           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0          M.Bison


Seems like this wasn't overtly effective. Mimiru's at least bright enough to notice that much. She staggers back and narrows her eyes, bitting her lips. She'll need a shift of tactic since her Super Way of Mimiru doesn't seem to be helping, "Giving up isn't something I do! We'll see if I can follow you up, but I'll be sure to try and dance with you well enough to offer some challenge!" At least, Mimiru hopes she'll be able to do that! It's the plan after all, fight as long as possible to try and improve herself!
Time to go back to jujitsu! And Mimiru, since she's close from Bison and he seems to be taking it easy, attempts to grapple the Boxer and sweep him off his legs to slam him down to the ground, if she can make him lose his balance.

COMBATSYS: M.Bison endures Mimiru's O Soto Gari.

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Mimiru           0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0          M.Bison


Bison's feet are easily kicked out from under him, and he slams into the ground, actually wincing a little when he hits it! He hops back quickly to his feet afterwards though, and gives Mimiru a bit of a look. "Well, you've definitely got guts. Good job for having guts, but I'm not going to give you a chance to win, sorry." He grins a little, and then seemingly does nothing, except look her over. Well, time to play the roll of a badguy. If he's going to kick the ass of a little girl, he may as well at least play the part. He gives her a bit of a wink that the cameras don't catch, and then stretches his hands up above his head, "What a bore, to think that my first fight'd be against such a wimp. Oh well, all the fighters can't be winners I guess. I wonder which'd hurt more, if I pounded your face in, or if I hit you in the gut..." He looks to be really psyching himself up with all this trash talking, "Bet I could even get around behind you and smack you in the back, bet that'd hurt you good! Ha ha ha!"

COMBATSYS: M.Bison gathers his will.

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Mimiru           0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0          M.Bison


"Wimp? Wimp?" Mimiru asks, blink a few times. She groans a bit and narrows her eyes, glaring at Bison as she decides to switch back to her Super Way of Mimiru. "Alright then, I'll do something that'll hurt you some more," She says with a snort as she holds her hands tightly into fists, gauging her opponent for some signs of aggressivity, but Bison seems to be taking it easy so far and not really keeping his guard up.
"Here I come!" Mimiru shouts as she dashes toward Bison with a scream. It may be reckless but it certainly will be more efficient to hurt him! At least Mimiru thinks so! She leaps up at Bison and attempts to tackle him down with all of her velocity and weight! With a bit of luck she'll knock him over.

COMBATSYS: Mimiru successfully hits M.Bison with Super Mimiru Body Slam EX.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-

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Mimiru           0/-------/------=|======-\-------\0          M.Bison


And since Mimiru seems to be lucky enough to actually knock Bison over, she adjusts herself in the fall of the titan and chi bursts out of her feet, slamming him right into his sternum, which allows her to leap off of Bison's chest.

Yep, she's got guts alright!Guts enough to slam him stright to the ground and bypass the first guard Bison actually attempts to put up! Somehow, despite the fact she weighs less than a third of his weight, she pounds him into the dirt and does her little energy blast off maneuver, leaving him minorly scorched and aching. "Ergh, yea, that's about right. Why don't you fight like that all the time?" He picks himself up and grins, "Probably cause you can't. Lucky shot there, but nothin' more, go ahead and try it again." He... yawns.

COMBATSYS: M.Bison drops his guard to recover.

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Mimiru           0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0          M.Bison


A lot of luck there, but that's what Bison deservered for not taking Mimiru seriously after all. The girl groans a bit and she glances to Bison, arching a brow, "No, 'cause you always got to keep the best for the ending," Mimiru says, not wanting to fall in for his teasing. "But if you want some more smackage, then I'll be more than glad to oblige!" Mimiru shouts.
She rushes toward Bison and she attempts to get a hold of the boxer's clothes. If she can do so, she'll actually use her technics in jujitsu to actually destabilize Bison and use her hips to lift him despite Bison's incredible weight. And with half a turn, she swings him around and throw him off toward the ground.

COMBATSYS: M.Bison blocks Mimiru's Strong Throw.

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Mimiru           0/-------/-----==|======-\-------\0          M.Bison


Despite having utterly dropped his guard in a taunting fashion, Bison still manages to stop Mimiru from throwing him to the ground. At least, not completely. Everything seems to be going pretty good, but in the end Bison just puts his arms down and catches himself before his body hits fully, and pops back up to his feet. "Yep, you don't have a prayer, girlie. Hah! Guess that was pretty obvious from the start though, wasn't it? Guess I should waited a bit longer. I sure hope the rest of the fighters in this league are stronger than you, or it'll be a boring time." Pause, "Then again, I guess kicking peoples asses all the time can be fun!"

COMBATSYS: M.Bison gathers his will.

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Mimiru           0/-------/-----==|=======\==-----\1          M.Bison


Ah! Come on now, give Mimiru a little bit of credit, she isn't that bad, is it? At least she tries not to let Bison's teasing get to her! Mimiru glares at Bison and she shakes her head a bit, "I've got plenty more to give, don't worry about that!" Mimiru claims. She rushes toward Bison and attempts to grapple him again. He's so big and she's so good at jujitsu, she can definately show off! At least that'll give her a few brownie points.
She tries to get a hold of Bison's arm -- might be pretty hard to do, but if she suceeds, she turns around on her heels while holding his arm over her shoulder and with her back pressed to his chest, she bends over to force him to 'hop' on her back, momentarily, before she twists her waist to actually hurl him off her back and slam him down. Bang!

COMBATSYS: Mimiru successfully hits M.Bison with Ippon Seoi Nage.

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Mimiru           0/-------/------=|=======\===----\1          M.Bison


Bang is an appropriate noise for that one, because down he goes! He actually winces quite a bit from getting slammed into the ground that time, gritting his teeth and shaking his head, "Damn, that almost hurt as bad as a normal punch from a /real/ fighter!" Is that a compliment or an insult? ...probably the second one. He picks himself up more slowly this time, and does a bit of a stretch, "Well, what do you think? Do you really have a chance? I haven't even tried to hit you yet, but I don't think it'd be too hard." He lets out a laugh, "But I guess I should at least /try/ to see if I can hit you, huh? Make it nice and showy for the people who'll be watching."

COMBATSYS: M.Bison focuses on his next action.

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Mimiru           0/-------/------=|=======\===----\1          M.Bison


With a smile, Mimiru tilts her head to one side and she waves for Bison, as if provoking him, "Alright then, stop fooling around and give me your best, let's see if you can hit me then. How about it? If you can't hit me within three attacks, I win. Or are you too afraid of losing, huh? I'm just a little girl and you're like, oh so cool, you should be able to touch me, right?" Mimiru says, "So come on, try and hit me," She says.
And as if to add to the insult, Mimiru actually takes a rock from the ground and she throws it off at Bison, "Come, you big pussy!" She says, sticking her tongue out.

COMBATSYS: Mimiru successfully hits M.Bison with Thrown Object.

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Mimiru           0/-------/------=|=======\===----\1          M.Bison


Bison looks at her and shakes his head when she gives him the idea of 'three attacks or I win'. "Very funny, this isn't some kind of game where you can make up rules and win by them." She probably /would/ win if that were the case, her wit is probably far quicker than his. And then, she throws a rock at him and calls him a pussy. The rock smacks him in the forehead, and his head tilts back from the impact, and then he just stares. "...very funny."

COMBATSYS: M.Bison focuses on his next action.

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Mimiru           0/-------/------=|=======\===----\1          M.Bison


"Want another one then?" Mimiru asks, tilting her head to one side. She sticks her tongue out and she rests her hands on her hips, narrowing her eyes a bit at Bison. Bison doesn't seem like he's about to do much of anything so... Since Mimiru has a good distance away from him, she lowers her guard and tries to get her breath back, "So yeah, do you want me to try and hit you really hard again or something? Since you seem to enjoy being smacked around..."

COMBATSYS: Mimiru Kasagi drops her guard to recover.

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Mimiru           0/-------/------=|=======\===----\1          M.Bison


A part of Bison cringes inside when he sees her drop her guard like that. ...I mean, come on, she's a little girl and she's wide open. There's just... how can he bring himself to hit her? ...well, how about the part where he's really not all that nice of a guy. He laughs a little and shakes his head, "You know, I hope you don't die from this, girl, because I don't want to have to go through /that/ kind of trouble again. What a pain in the ass." He then takes in a deep breath, his muscles rippling in his arms. He then takes a huge step forward and pulls his fist back, lunging at Mimiru with every ounce of energy he has inside of him. Oh yea, he's going to hit her as hard as is possible. "GIGATON PUNCH!" At least he's aiming for the gut though, he'd probably kill her if he hit her in the head.

COMBATSYS: M.Bison successfully hits Mimiru with Gigaton Blow.

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Mimiru           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|===----\-------\0          M.Bison


Unfortunately, Mimiru's reflexes aren't good enough to prevent what was about to come. She does her very best to actually rush out of the way and avoid the incoming punch but... No luck for her. It feels like a truck hit her -- not, a train, litterally, there's no way to actually describle how painful it is to actually get smacked right in the gut like this. Her eyes widen and she gasps loudly, blood actually being spat out of her mouth from the single blow that's more than enough to send Mimiru flying off some distance. Odds are that she'll probably have lots of broken ribs from that and internal bleeding. Not to mention her organs might feel a bit messed up from the force of the blow. Still she fell unconscious right away and she's rolled about on the ground. Oouf, massive pain.
Everyone on the stage cringes a bit and winces at how painful that is. Medical team's off for Mimiru and well... Of course that means Bison wins this fight. There's no doubt about it.

COMBATSYS: Mimiru takes no action.

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COMBATSYS: Mimiru can no longer fight.

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M.Bison          0/-------/---====|


And so the former Heavyweight Champion of the World manages to knock out a little girl in one hit. ...Christ, what the hell do you say to that sort of thing? He looks around at the cameras and just gives them a shrug, "Pack it up and go home, I guess." He looks down to Mimiru, "Shit, I'm gonna have to send her an apology letter or somethin' I should have taken it easy on her." Well, hopefully there won't be any /permanent/ damage from hitting her that hard... he really doesn't hold back in these kind of fights though. Why she left herself so open he'll probably never know.

Because getting hit is the best way to become tougher! Rar! Oh... Yeah, and everything's being packed up. The folks who'll watch this don't need to see the after-match stuff.

COMBATSYS: M.Bison has ended the fight here.

Log created by M.Bison, and last modified on 20:15:28 09/16/2006.