Match of the Millennium

Description: While it was dumb luck that happened to bring these two former champions to fight once more, both PCS and Slamfest saw an opportunity for both promotion and to fill a long vacant Blue Pro championship. In addition to earning points for Slamfest, these two will fight for the right to call themselves champions once more. The fight is brutal as both participants bring a variety of otherwise illegal weapons into the ring.

[MURDERHOUSE]
The arena is jam packed, there's a buzz of excitement and anticipation in the air. This particular Slamfest battle had more at stake than most of the fights that would take place here. Two former Blue Pro belt holders would fight to reclaim the now vacant belt. The gleaming glistening steel of the arena and titantron leading down to a perfectly clean, ready wrestling ring, blue ropes with steel cable within standing proudly. It's been an exciting night of carnage and violence from all kinds of misfits that feel right at home in a place like this. Inside the ring, a referee stands ready and waiting, though this one is wearing a pair of mesh white metal gloves to protect his hands if he has to make the count in a dangerous environment. They knew who was wrestling tonight, they knew what might happen to this clean, pristine ring before the end was done.

But for now, everyone was waiting for the entrance of a true fighter, a proud soldier of strong moral and even stronger swordplay!

[LITA]
This was an opportunity for Lita. An opportunity for redemption. An opportunity to show that she was worthy of reclaiming the blue pro belt that currently sits vacant. The belt she once held until the fighter she faced took it from her, leaving her curled up in a ball while a montage of all of her failures played in her head. The opportunity was there for the taking. All she had to do was prove that was skilled enough and strong enough both physically and mentally to claim it.

When it is Lita's turn to enter, it starts with what sounds to be hybrid between a hum and a chant before a lone female voice starts singing in a haunting tone a cover of an R&B song. Lita, with large sword strapped to her back, steps out into the open pushing a shopping cart filled with various items, like trash cans and lids, street signs, kendo sticks, and steel chairs. Upon making it to the ring, she leaves the cart on the outside of the ring before climbing steps on the outside of the ring and then vaulting over the rope.

Unlike the last match, there is no flexing for the crowd. There is no room for theatrics. Just battle.

COMBATSYS: [2wei - Survivor] As Lita slowly makes her way to the ring pushing a shopping cart filled with various improvised weapons, the sound of a single, haunting, female voice can be heard singing. "Thought I couldn't breathe without you, I'm inhaling | Thought I couldn't see without you, perfect vision | Thought I couldn't last without you, but I'm lastin' | Thought that I would die without you, but I'm livin'" She's not gonna stop. She's gonna work harder. -- LITA LUWANDA is Ready to SLAM!

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[MURDERHOUSE]
Lita enters the ring ready and determined, all full of piss and vinegar. Her opponent, watching from the back on a monitor, can respect that. But now it's time for his entrance.

The lights one by one, slowly start to go out, until the entire arena is filled in utter blackness. When this happens there is a murmur of excitement from the crowd, but the silence continued...until something could be heard. A scraping, a persistant sound of...what was that?

We'd discover the answer, as a blue-tinted spotlight came down on the entrance ramp, or rather, a few feet to the side of it. We would see that the sound, was digging as a seven foot irish monster was shoveling dirt that wasn't there previously. As the cameras zoom in, we can see that at the head of this mound of dirt, was an old gray dusty tombstone. And chiseled across it was a name:

LITA LUWANDA

What was this? Some sort of mindgame? In any case, soon the malevolent masked man finds what he was digging for, and as he steps out of the hole he made, shovel slung over his right shoulder, his left hand is dragging an old dirt-covered coffin by a strap. As he walks down the ramp, scraping that coffin along the metal floor grating, that awful sound isn't quite drowned out by the blaring guitars, and is illuminated by the blue candles that seem to light only when Mick walks past them. The whole time, he is staring down at Lita in the ring, wearing a pair of black wrestling tights, black gloves and boots, and a black hockey mask, though all of them have white skeletal markings, and the mask has a white skull-like design. He is wearing a 'long' coat that barely comes down to his thighs, a coat that he quickly discards even as he lets go of the coffin and lets it slump down next to Lita's shopping cart. With that, the lights finally re-light as normal, and Mick slowly slinks into the ring under the bottom rope, staring at Lita the whole time. He hasn't said a word, but he is watching her intently. It seems he remembers her, at least.

COMBATSYS: [Witchskull - "Harvest Of The Druid"] Hard hitting sludgy doom metal hits the PA systems like your skull on the concrete and out comes the deathmatch wrestler, ready to SLAM!

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MURDERHOUSE      0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Lita

[LITA]
The lights go out. Apparently there's room for theatrics for Lita's opponent. The tombstone with her name on it, the shovel, dirt, the coffin. After all the times she's faced people legitimately trying to put her in a coffin, all she is right now is angry. For a few moments she stares at that tombstone before the bell pulls her attention back into the here and now.

She slowly moves in towards the masked wrestler, circling around to test the waters until she lashes out with a kick to the legs. After the kick she'd ideally move to the flank instead of keeping her hips square to the massive garbage wrestler.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE blocks Lita's Short Kick.

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MURDERHOUSE      0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Lita

[MURDERHOUSE]
Surprise surprise, Mick can check a kick. The big man's leg tenses and he lets that strike bounce off of his flesh and musculature, breaking eye contact with Lita so he could look down at where he was struck, and shake his head.

"I can't believe you're back for more. Tell you what I'm gonna do.

Breaking away from Lita, and not even standing like he was going to fight, Mick walks over to the ring ropes, the ones facing the entrance ramp, and sits on the middle rope while pushing the tope one as high as he could. That would make it real easy for a smaller fighter like Lita to exit, if she wanted to.

"I'm gonna give you one chance, to walk out of this ring so I don't have to waste my time beating a slag I already beat. You get one chance. I suggest you take it."

Watching her carefully with those creepy eyes of his, Mick held the ropes open, even pushing them open wider to emphasize his point. Was this more mindgames, was he merely trying to piss her off? Who could say?

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE Mick thinks this is beneath him. Prove him wrong.

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MURDERHOUSE      0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Lita

[LITA]
The checked kick, that was at least somewhat expected. That's the type of thing that happens in fights. The thing that surprises her, shocks her, galls her is the fact that he holds the ropes open for her to exit. The look on her face is pure shock.

The entire crowd is booing. The came here for a fight and this was not entertaining to the crowd at all. Oddly enough, Lita seems to take this opportunity to leave the ring. This causes the crowd to throw garbage and food into the ring. The crowd isn't liking this turn of events at all. That is until she moves to where the tombstone is located, frees it from the dirt and marches back to the ring with it on one shoulder before she climbs back into the ring and proceeds to swing it for his mask.

That probably makes it clear what the soldier thinks of MURDERHOUSE's offer.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE endures Lita's Large Random Weapon.

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MURDERHOUSE      0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0             Lita

[MURDERHOUSE]
When Lita goes up the ramp, passes the Pro Blue Championship in its glass case, and picks up the tombstone, it can't be seen but Mick is grinning wide under his mask. He steps backwards into the center of the ring, and stands his ground when the soldier slides back in. That big heavy tombstone is swung forward and smashed, broken over the head of "MURDERHOUSE" Mick. He steps backward once, turns his head from the impact...but he didn't fall. And unfortunately for Lita, she might realize something: He was still holding that shovel, it was still slung over his shoulder.

"Alright, bitch. You made your choice."

Until suddenly it wasn't. It was now being swung wildly for her face, the impact so hard that the reinforced metal portion might snap right off if it made impact.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE successfully hits Lita with Illegal Weapon.

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MURDERHOUSE      0/-------/---====|====---\-------\0             Lita

[LITA]
*CLANG*

Lita suddenly went from right in MURDERHOUSE'S face to suddenly on her back from the impact of that shovel connecting with her head. For a moment the soldier was seeing stars but she works her way back up to her feet as she works the quick release latch on her sheathe freeing her polycarbonate replica sword and then charges at the wrestler and performs a lariat only instead of using her arm, she uses her sword.

Nothing but rage is written on her face as she continues to keep up the attack.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE fails to counter Medium Lariat from Lita with Cemetary Gates.

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MURDERHOUSE      0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0             Lita

[MURDERHOUSE]
Mick had a plan, but the plan did not work. As he reached out his hand, he instead got a blunt weapon across his chest and throat, and while he didn't drop from the impact, he spun and staggered, grabbing and hugging the ropes while he shook his head and got his mind back into this one. He was already planning MURDER...

[LITA]
Lita managed to stagger the significantly bigger man. She was definitely off to a better start than she had been in the previous fight where she was throwing everything she could at him and he walked through it like she was hitting him with a nerf bat. That stagger managed to show that he was human and not something out of a horror flick.

Even though part of her was elated to get even that much out of her opponent, she had to remind herself that she only got those shots in because of hubris and that the rest of the fight was not going to be easy and in fact, will probably be brutal on both parties. She decides to take another swing with her blunt replica sword, targeting the ribs, as she channels her rage to keep herself focused on continuing to apply pressure to MURDERHOUSE.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE blocks Lita's Illegal Weapon.

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MURDERHOUSE      0/-------/=======|=======\==-----\1             Lita

[MURDERHOUSE]
It was true, like all fighters Mick had his good days and his bad. But when Lita was swinging around that sword of hers, and aiming the dull blunt edge to smash into the wrestler's ribcage, it seemed everything came into sharp focus as his left hand shot out to grab that blade and stop its momentum dead. Instantly the Bishop Of Barbed Wire was back up to his full height, and turning his head to suddenly glare down at her. Seconds later his right hand reached out to grab her by the hair.

If that happened, the next moments would be a blur of motion as he'd aim to put her head between his left arm in a headlock, before leaping up into the air and bringing her with him, the two of them dropping back down in a corkscrew spiral pattern with her head being aimed for the center of the ring. And immediately after would just fall on her for a quick sloppy pin. Not so much because he thought that would take her out of it, but the act of having to push him off or escaping the grasp took energy and concentration, it was all a part of wearing the opponent down, until they finally couldn't anymore.

COMBATSYS: Lita blocks MURDERHOUSE's Spiral Architect.

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MURDERHOUSE      0/-------/=======|=======\===----\1             Lita

[LITA]
That hand manages to intercept her blade and almost before she can think, that other hand reaches out for her hair. She uses the blade of the blunt sword to partially deflect the path of that hand. MURDERHOUSE still manages to get a hand on her hair but it isn't close enough to her neck that he can control her head movement all that well. Her next step was to pull away from his grip before he can use the hair he managed to grasp to put her in a bad position. Extracting herself from his grip was a bit painful but it could've been worse.

Lita carefully steps back into her sword range before slashing three times. First swing is to the left shoulder, second strike to the leg, and the third one goes straight to the chest before she performs a small skip backwards.

COMBATSYS: Lita successfully hits MURDERHOUSE with Triple Slash.

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MURDERHOUSE      1/----===/=======|=======\====---\1             Lita

[MURDERHOUSE]
Things were not going his way in this match, when she worked her way out of his grasp, he seemed almost confused until he turned back toward her and got chopped hard across the shoulder and leg, causing the big man to hobble and spin right into a third slash across his chest that caused the man to snarl. Later, the pain would hit him, but right now he was too focused on blood. When she skips away, he shows the advantage to being seven feet tall, by leaping up into the air and aiming both of his feet for her jaw with a devastating dropkick, something to hopefully rattle her skull and really give her something to think about!

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE successfully hits Lita with Improvised Kick.

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MURDERHOUSE      1/----===/=======|=======\======-\1             Lita

[LITA]
It's a bit surprising to see such a large mountain of human being move at that level of agility. MURDERHOUSE takes to the air and soldier is in awe until right before those two feet connect with her jaw. By then, it was too late. Lita is taken completely off of her feet once again but at least this time she has the presence of mind to convert it into a roll and coming out of it on one knee.

She takes a short moment to rub her jaw before rising to her feet. Her bell was still slightly rung so she doesn't go in recklessly. Instead, she holds her sword out taking swipes at MURDERHOUSE's leg to encourage him to stay back while she takes some time to get her head together again.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE blocks Lita's Improvised Smack.

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MURDERHOUSE      1/---====/=======|=======\=======\1             Lita

[MURDERHOUSE]
Mick can check a kick, and he can check a weapon swing just as easily. His leg comes up and he takes the impact freely before capitalizing and closing distance as quickly as he can. If he can get behind her or around her side he's going to squeeze both of his arms around her ribs, before using his strength and her smaller frame to launch her over his head, and bring her down on her shoulders, neck and skull in something that loosely resembles a 'backdrop', except with far more impact, and done far more recklessly with no regard for her safety.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE successfully hits Lita with Audacious Slam.

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MURDERHOUSE      1/---====/=======|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2             Lita

[LITA]
Unfortunately for Lita, not only did her attack didn't discourage him from coming in closer, the sword was pushed to the side because of the check causing her to get turned to the side just enough that it was a simple matter for MURDERHOUSE to get Lita's back. From there, Lita went on a painful ride going up and over before getting her entire being slammed into the mat. Lita could have sworn that she felt her spirit get slammed through the mat for a moment before it reattached itself to her body.

Lita takes a second to blink out the white spots in her vision before she torpedoes her entire body into MURDERHOUSE to tackle him and if she can get that, proceed to deliver a couple pommel smashes with her sword before tossing it to the side to deliver some ground and pound with a series of hammerfists.

COMBATSYS: Lita successfully hits MURDERHOUSE with Seeing Red.

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MURDERHOUSE      2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|>>>>>>>\-------\0             Lita

[MURDERHOUSE]
Good thing for Lita, she didn't have to work very hard to tackle him, because he was still coming off the ground after that suplex. He was taken down, that sword pommel smashing into that hard hockey mask again and again, being replaced by her fists as she brought them down again and again and again and again and

Suddenly, in the midst of Mick looking like he was dead and like Lita was just beating a dead horse and about to go to jail, his left hand shot up suddenly, to clasp around her throat. And if she didn't do something soon...

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE can no longer fight.

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COMBATSYS: Lita dodges MURDERHOUSE's Hellfire Hammer.

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The arm was about to shoot up, but it fell.

[LITA]
Even though Lita was postured up and poised to deliver a savage beating, she was sensitive enough as a grappler to feel when the Bishop of Barbed Wire was about to shoot his hand for her neck. She shifted her body over to avoid the reach and she was about to swing a leg around to set up an armbar but then the arm drops again.

She can see that it's over and so she rolls off of her opponent and with wobbily knees rises back to her feet. It takes some time, but eventually she's steady enough that she can manage to keep her balance when the belt is placed around her waist. It almost doesn't feel real to her.

COMBATSYS: Lita has ended the fight here.

Log created on 21:04:10 02/09/2020 by Lita, and last modified on 13:32:45 02/10/2020.