Description: Mila and Naerose are chilling on the beach, when a mighty submarine rises from the depths and pirates jump out of it! Lots of pirates, but notably Bonne Jenet and May, who attack them! The Goochi Goochi duo defeat the pirates, but sadly Naerose does not get her chocolate filled gold coins. However, the promise of chocolate filled gold coins looms on the horizon.
Trouble in Paradise? That's a commonly overused term, which can have many meanings depending on how you look at it. Of course, when it's dealing with Zack and his island, it's just his creative way of naming the goings-on happening on his island right now. Mila had been eager to visit the island for awhile, but then learned she had nobody to go with. As the time got closer and closer, Mila became more and more desparate, resorting to posting requests on social networks and things of that nature. Eventually she got a partner... in the form of Naerose Delphine. She's not the type of fighter she imagined being paired with, but desparate times call for desparate measures, and even then Mila is still keeping a positive attitude about this.
Standing in the area of the Niki Marina, Mila is clad in an orange, yellow, and white striped two piece bikini, warming up and stretching in the sand. She hasn't paid much heed to what Naerose might be wearing or thinking, although frankly she doesn't care either. "This is going to be a rather interesting match, since I've never been in a two on two before," Mila says to Naerose, although it may sound like she's talking to herself instead. "I'm glad you took my request to be my partner, too. Without you, I may never have been able to make it!" She taps her fists together a few times as she finishes her warming up. "Now where's our rivals?"
It's as if she didn't exist before now. Sure Naerose showed up in a recentish Neoleague thing but before that? A total nobody, not even any records for her residence or anything. Just out of thin air. And how did she hear of the ad Mila placed? Who knows, Naerose certainly isn't talking I mean seriously, she's not saying anything.
Currently dressed in a very modest red one piece (who knows where that came from) with a red skirt thing (you know that some people wear with swim suits?) it's really more a sarong. And her trade mark hat, shades, broom and sleeves that sort of tie onto the straps of the one piece, she's dressed.. actually kind of more or less how she always dresses.
"Om nomnomnomnomnom" Naerose says, with sagely wisdom back to Mila while truly seeking enlightenment in the form of a gianormous elephant ear pastry. She's been kind of busy with this for a while now. . .
Out of the water, a black submarine surfaces, causing the water to foam white momentarily. There's a large white skull and crossbones on the submarine's 'sail', although this is just the large sticky-outy-of-the-top part of a submarine.
A hatch opens on the top.
Almost immediately, a host of pirates of various ages and genders jump out, some wearing normal piratey clothes, some wearing bikinis or thongs. One's carrying a giant purple pirate flag with a black skull and crossbones on a giant flagpole for no discernable reason.
A blonde-haired woman with blue eyes rises up amongst them a moment later, hoisted onto their shoulders. She's wearing a purple bikini with a black skull and crossbones on the butt - yes, it is Bonne Jenet, feared pirate of the seven seas, who somehow got invited to this tournament. She looks down at Mila and Naerose and smiles in a rather condescending way.
"It's your lucky day, because today you get to fight me."
Her crew lowers her a bit, and then flips her up into the air. A gust of silver wind propels her forwards until she lands lightly on the sand of the beach on one foot. She lowers the other one, smiles again, and beckons with one finger.
Indeed! It seems that these luscious shores are not quite the paradise they portray themselves as..
Because the waters are ripe with plenty of dangers, such as crews of bloodthirsty pirates!
Bonne Jenet is not the only pirate ready to fight that comes out of the black submarine. A girl that is about chest level with the tall blond girl leaps out of the vessel with far less grace than the pirate queen. It's May! Who despite the fact doesn't have the same reputation as Bonne Jenet, her pirate affiliations are quite evident. The large orange pirate hat she wears and her scoundrel of the seas attitude is hard to miss..
Not to mention that massive anchor she lugs around.
"Yarr!!" The tiniest pirate of Jenet's crew lands on the beach's sand with a resounding SMASH noise, making a small crater there. Aside from wearing her usual hat, May also has Gorin High one-piece bathing suit, though for some reason she's still wearing gloves and boots, a tomboy 'till the very end for sure.
"Avast mateys!" May cackles as she stands next to Jenet, massive anchor resting on her shoulder. "Yer getting boarded!"
Mila doesn't pay too much attention to Naerose, who's enjoying her snack. She simply grins a little at how her partner is enjoying something to eat before a fight, although Mila personally would avoid eating at least an hour prior to a fight, but that's just how MMA fighters are. She give a slight chuckle to May's entrance and appearance, but it's Bonne Jenet who gets a cocked eyebrow from Mila as she makes her flashy entrance.
"How are we lucky to fight someone like you?" Mila asks, smirking with intrigue, but still dropping a slight hint of sarcasm. "I've never even heard of you before, so you'll have to explain how we're lucky." A pause, then she looks to Naerose and asks, "Do you know who she is?" While pointing at Bonne Jenet.
Slow munch munch munch. Gulp. Fix shades, shrug. The red witch reaches into her hat and pulls out a slushy which she's already started a ways into. She makes a straw slurping sound and swallows again. Pirates huh. She gets some good ol' fashioned pokey from her hat too, you know those sticks with chocolate tips on the end, yeah those. She crunches one.
"Murhgph murhf murf." Naerose response to Mila, or she just munches away on her pokey, who knows. Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp. Apparently if she can help it, Nae never stops eating. She walks over toward the sub and tries knocking on the outside and lifts a brow then sets her ear to the metal side.
"Hey, is there any treasure in there?" She asks hopefully, "Like those gold coins that are filled with <3 chocolate!"
COMBATSYS: May has started a fight here on the left meter side.
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COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet has joined the fight here on the left meter side.
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COMBATSYS: Naerose has joined the fight here on the right meter side.
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COMBATSYS: Mila has joined the fight here on the right meter side.
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May 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Mila
Bonne Jenet glances over to Naerose as she asks about treasure being in that submarine, but she can't take that threat to steal treasure that she has rightfully stolen seriously when the person doing so wants to gain gold coins filled with chocolate off it.
She looks back to Mila, and smiles. "Never having heard of your opponent would usually be considered a stroke of good luck... unless you were simply ignorant." The same air of light condescension.
She drops low to the ground, and sweeps out her arm, creating a small tornado of silver wind, and hurls it towards Mila.
May, on the other hand, can take that as a threat! A pirate's treasure is sacred, matey! Or you didn't know??
The little girl with the large hat and equally large anchor follows Naerose with her eyes and furrows her eyebrows profoundly when she dares touch Jenet's vessel without permission.
"The only treasure ye'll get there will be me anchor to yer face, scallywag!" Cries the indignant pirate to the witch as she breaks off from her partner to attack Naerose.
"Yaarr!! To Davy Jones locker with yeh!!" May makes a downwards haymaker in the air causing the air to ripple above her where a flying chi made dolphin suddenly appears. It flies straight down towards the witch to smash her face first against the submarine.
COMBATSYS: Mila blocks Bonne Jenet's Buffrass.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Mila
Mila adopts her fighting stance quickly, watching as Bonne Jenet prepares to strike. "Well, I'm sure I'll know who you are after this fight. For now, though, let's just settle on what matters the most, and that's the fight itself!" She watches, not knowing what her opponent is truly capable of, until she sees the incoming tornado, and Mila goes wide-eyed for a second. She'd never expected her opponent to be able to do something like that, and quickly she goes into her defensive stance. The tornado hits Mila directly, and while she absorbs the impact as best as she can, she still slides backwards in the sand a little, leaving a dragged pair of footprints in the sand as she does so. Mila shakes out her arms and then looks to Bonne Jenet, giving her a slight smirk and a nod.
"That was pretty clever actually," Mila says as she advances slowly on the purple pirate queen. "I've never seen someone who can use things like that, so I'm actually hoping to see more of what you can do. Meanwhile, here's a sample of what I can do!" She drops down a little, almost like she's preparing to crouch down, then suddenly pops up, aiming for Bonne Jenet with a swift uppercut.
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks May's Applause for the Victim.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Mila
Tuuuunnnaaa~~~
Naerose Blocks with her mouth, and well her broom. Seriously that fish might have a bite taken out of it as it finds it's way back into whatever ether ocean it came out of. Serves you right though for trying to attack Naerose with food.
"That was delicious, you should totally do that again." Of course it is only fair to pay for your meals. . .
Naerose doesn't have any money.
"So you're like totally pirates right? And you do have chocolate gold in there? Yeah I'm sorry, but like I am totally going to have to get my hands on some of your tasty tasty booty." I promise you Nae didn't intend it the way you took that.
"Umm Sagitta Minor!" She ways as an afterthought and flings her wrist toward May to give her a flurry of icicles to deal with.
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet blocks Mila's Long Upper.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Mila
Bonne Jenet blinks as Mila starts to crouch down, but presses an arm out against Mila's pushing her uppercut off to one side so it knocks against and past her shoulder instead of hitting her square.
"Not bad." She sounds just slightly less condescending, now.
She continues to push her arm over Mila's, continue by sliding her hand under the MMA fighter's forearm, trying to trap her arm against her shoulder in an armlock. Simultaneously, she punches at Mila's shoulder with her other fist, trying to disable her defense while she's close in. Her eyes, however, remain focused on her opponent's.
"You like to fight up close?" Her tone almost sounds as if she's implying something else entirely.
COMBATSYS: May dodges Naerose's Sagitta Minor.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Mila
Good thing May is just shooting pure chi in the shape of fish then.
Already in motion when Naerose is channeling her attack, May dashes head long to close the distance and slides under the blizzard thrown at her, the giant anchor trailing along as she hauls it with her, seemingly not at all bothered by its massive weight. "Trying to steal from a pirate, aye?? I'll have ye walking the plank for that travesty!"
Using the momentum of her rush, May jumps back to her feet and continue the momentum that takes her directly on top of the witch. "Eat steel!!" Says the tiny pirate as she goes for the overhead swing with her massive anchor to smash it on top of Naerose's skull.
COMBATSYS: Mila counters Combo Grapple from Bonne Jenet with Rolling Arm Lock.
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May 0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0 Mila
"That's how Mixed Martial Arts fighters like to fight, yes," Mila replies with a big smile, almost like she enjoys explaining how she does what she does, even if it's in the middle of battle. Whether or not she get the implication Bonne Jenet was making seems a bit irrelevant, as Mila quickly counters Bonne Jenet's attempt to deliver an armlock with one of her own. Except Mila isn't just content with delivering a standard armlock. No, she's going to take things a bit further!
Using the momentum from grabbing Bonne Jenet's arm, Mila twists herself around to behind the purple pirate's back, then rolls forwards onto the ground, landing on her back in the sand, with Bonne Jenet next to her. "I'll show you how to do a real arm lock!" Mila comments as she bends Bonne Jenet's arm back, using the MMA techniques she's known for years. Then she picks herself up, wiping the sand off of her bikini as she does so. "Next time, come see me before you try something like that, I could teach you how to do it the right way!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges May's May Dynamic.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0 Mila
"Woah, I prefer the sushi thank you," Naerose exclaims while dining and dashing, "This pirate theme'd dinner and a show is really great though, I mean could use a little bit of a disclaimer if we're going to combine a kids table with that. " By that she means Bonne, as indicated by pointing her broom at her.
"Oh ah.. She looks over at May and says, "Here, umm for the next course, I mean before the chocolate in the ship.. by the way, not a very piratey ship, but like you know, some of those crab cakes, can you do those?" She asks casually then seems to consider her words,
"Oh I get it." What does she get, "I have to make a hole to get the treasure!" She points her palm at May and the sub,
"End Creation!" And tries to blast her way in as her palm sends said blast like an explosion outward.
Bonne Jenet blinks as Mila reverses the armlock, drives her into the ground, and bends her arm back, a pained gasp escaping her, trying vainly to use her other arm to struggle away. "You really know how to use your hands." But then Mila releases her and stands back up. She slides up into a kneeling position, and smiles up at Mila.
"However, there's more to throws then that."
She kicks off the ground with a burst of air chi, starts to high into the air, chi sparkles shedding off her. As she does, her course takes her directly towards Mila's head, getting sand everywhere in the general direction as she does. As she gets in closer, she flips in midair, aiming her arm at the fighter's neck, trying to clothesline her hard in the neck, knock her to the ground, and then continue on past her, hopefully landing on her feet in the shallow water.
COMBATSYS: May endures Naerose's End Creation.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Mila
"GRAAAAH!!" May interposes herself between Naerose and the submarine, defending the vessel with her tiny body as she takes the hit head on. After it explodes on her face, the tiniest buccaneer is charging right out of the dust cloud, anchor held high and teeth bared. Surprisingly fierce for what is essentially a tiny girl in a school bathing suit, then again, the hat and giant anchor should allude of the true nature beneath the little girl with ridiculously long brown hair.
"Ne'er have I lain eyes on such a daft wench like yerself!" Exclaims May who isn't appreciating Naerose's attempts to attack the sub at all. A pirate's ship is a sacred thing to them! "I'll cave yer skull in! Yer clearly not using it for anything!" Says May and swings an horizontal anchor swing towards the witch's temple.
COMBATSYS: Mila dodges Bonne Jenet's Power Throw.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0 Mila
The sand goes all over, and Mila is forced to shield her eyes with her right hand to avoid being blinded unintentionally by that. She uncovers her eyes long enough to see Bonne Jenet coming down quickly, and Mila quickly jumps backwards a little, landing one foot before the other in the sand. The only proof of her having been where Bonne Jenet lands is a pair of footprints in the sand. At the same time, Mila's still got her adrenaline flowing through her and she shakes her head at Bonne Jenet. "I know there's a lot more to throws than just that, definitely. You sometimes have to try to make your opponent tap out or something like that. But that's not going to work here."
Mila carefully advances on Bonne Jenet, showing caution on her own part. "We fight until we can't fight anymore. That's how a good fight truly is, and I'm hoping for a good one!" She attempts to lift her left leg quickly and strike out with her left foot at Bonne Jenet in the side of her face. Hopefully it will be too quick for Bonne Jenet to avoid.
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks May's Aqua Rolling EX.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Mila
Woah Woah woah, this little bundle of raskle is totally trying to force the steel diet on Naerose, and and she's pretty sure anchors are made out of iron. So she brings her broom up to block on the cross and gets pushed back and into the sand up to her heels. Woah.
"I'm telling you I do not want to eat metal, it's bad for I dunno, your teeth or something, plus , like I mean it tastes pretty bad, I mean not that i've tried or anything." She looks sheepish then just tries to sidekick May in the stomach for some breathing room.
"Come on please bring out the sushiii?" She bats her lashes over her shades at May.
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet just-defends Mila's Light Kick!
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Mila
Bonne Jenet lands lightly in the water, causing a slight splash, and smiles at Mila. "You move quick." She shakes her hips from side to side as she watches Mila cautiously advance on her, but otherwise doesn't change her stance. "Go ahead!" Her easy tone of voice and posture makes her seem entirely dismissive of the danger Mila represents, but her eyes are watching her very closely.
She catches onto Mila's leg as it swings in towards her, and hops off the beach, letting the momentum carry her along, then pulling up so she sails into the sky as she releases Mila's leg. She then spins around midair, slashing down with a heel kick at the top of Mila's head, wind chi slashing along in uneven slices towards the girl's head as her heel descends.
COMBATSYS: May endures Naerose's Strong Kick.
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May 1/------=/=======|===----\-------\0 Mila
Seems that the pirate girl is not really in the mood for talking. Particularly not when Naerose targeted the submarine. If one tries to befriend a pirate, its likely that shooting at their ship is probably not the best option available out there.
"Me feed yeh actual food!??" Cries out the indignant May as she charges straight into the incoming kick, taking it right on her stomach and refusing to back down, a fierce snarl spread on her thin lips.
Closing the distance against the witch again, May starts banging her anchor on Naerose's head and body over and over again with vicious savagery, like a blacksmith hammering an anvil. "Better chances of me sailing for the queen, matey!!!"
COMBATSYS: Mila blocks Bonne Jenet's Gulf Tomahawk.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/-------|====---\-------\0 Mila
Mila finds herself caught in a difficult situation to escape from. She struggles to break free, but finds that Bonne Jenet is using this whole situation to her advantage. As Bonne Jenet goes upwards, Mila finds her odds of staying on her feet going downwards rather quickly. Then she watches as Bonne Jenet's heel comes at her head. That's a painful way to be hit, as Mila's had it happen to her before, and she doesn't exactly want a relapse of that again. Bringing her arm up to protect her head, Mila grits her teeth as she awaits the strike from Bonne Jenet.
When Bonne Jenet hits Mila's arm with her heel, Mila shakes her arm a little before regaining her balance and looking at Bonne Jenet. "That's a new one on me. I've never seen that in my MMA battles, so it looks like I'm going to have to watch you carefully. Mila then attempts to grab Bonne Jenet's head with one hand. If she can successfully hold onto Bonne Jenet's head long enough, she's going to attempt to drive her other fist into the blonde's temple. Ouch!
COMBATSYS: May successfully hits Naerose with Ultimate Whiner EX.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\1 Naerose
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May 0/-------/-------|====---\-------\0 Mila
To say the least, Naerose is not in the mindset of expecting that, which is getting hammered by an anchor over and over and over and over again. So the sound she makes is something that sounds like a protest whine about the service in this joint, but continually gets interrupted by the ham ham hammering of the anchor. It's a hard sound to describe, so I'm not even going to try.
Eventually surely May's arm gets tired, though it's undoutably not that she thinks Nae has had enough or that she's had enough of hammering here. Physical constraints and assumptions of what goes on in tiny pirates minds. Now what goes on in normal sized witches tiny minds is this.
"Oh man those chocolate coins must be really good if you're defending them like this!" Naerose exclaims and goes in to try and enwrap May around the neck with a strand from her broom, it's weird cause the broom is straw and where does the strand come on and - Forget it! She tries to shock May through the threads.
COMBATSYS: Mila successfully hits Bonne Jenet with Temple Shot.
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Bonne Jenet 1/-------/=======|=======\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/-------|======-\-------\0 Mila
As she lands, sending up another splash of water, Bonne Jenet glances over to see Naerose getting repeatedly beat up by an anchor. Hmm. "Don't get too carried away, May!" But then she sees Naerose get up and do some sort of wierd broom thing - the girl is fine... probably?
She looks back to see Mila closing in, and ducks down out of the way as Mila's hand grabs at her head. Mila adjusts her course, however, and grabs onto the top of her head anyways. "You really need to broaden your horizons." The fist smashes into the pirate queen's temple. She stumbles backwards, and falls down onto the water, then hooks onto Mila's ankle with her hand and barrels with it into her shoulder, attempting to knock her to the ground. Which might not be an excellent idea against an infighter, but she's not exactly in a great tactical position here.
COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits May with Lyra Strands.
? Strange Hit! ?
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May 0/-------/----===|======-\-------\0 Mila
Perhaps the reason why May relents at all is because she overhead Jenet telling her to take it easy. "Aye aye, cap'n." The tiny buccaneer answers with some reluctance on her part, because as Naerose probably imagined, she wasn't done pounding on her yet.
Turns out that gathering her bearings was not the right decision for it leaves May open to a string circling around her neck to both strangle her and shock. "HRRG!!" The pirate girl cries out in protest, eyes wide with anger and outrage at being caught. Unable to respond to the witch verbally due to being currently strangled, May simply moves forward and swings her anchor at the witch's jaw, forcing her to let go of her through brute force.
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet successfully hit Mila with Quick Throw.
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Mila says, "Ouchie."
Unfortunately, Mila doesn't always have the best luck in these fights. And Bonne Jenet succeeds this time, grabbing her ankle and knocking her to the ground. Mila lands on her butt and back with a loud grunt. But she rolls backwards onto her feet quickly and gets back into her fighting stance, dusting herself off a little as she does so. "Seems I got a little carried away there, so you'll have to forgive me." Of course, now that they're both in close quarters, Mila decides to take advantage of the way things are right now.
"Let me show you one of my favorite tactics!" Mila attempts to tackle Bonne Jenet directly this time. If she succeeds, Mila will attempt to use her position to take Bonne Jenet into her control, and then take her down to the ground in a true MMA style! "Simple but effective!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose fails to interrupt Medium Strike from May with Taurus.
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Bonne Jenet 1/-------/=======|=======\=------\1 Naerose
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May 0/-------/----===|=======\-------\0 Mila
Nae meanwhile is so busy thinking about all the gold candy and oh it will be so good, chocolate coins are the best <3 and shocking May. Shocking shocking shocking.. And then she's all like swinging an anchor and Nae is like huh and turns to try and.. something. It looks and this is pure speculation, like she was trying to distract May with someone. Perhaps with her jaw, which takes the anchor full force and then suddenly it's all ouchy and the Red which is just standing there and manages to say,
"Huh, point taken." And sort of falls back onto her backside for a moment.
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet just-defends Mila's Combo Grapple!
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Bonne Jenet smiles at the apology. "All's fair in love and war?"
At the talk of favorite tactics, Bonne Jenet croutches to catch onto Mila's wrists with both of her hands as she moves in low, and pulls her up closer to her, their faces just a few inches away from each other. "Let me show you one of mine."
She releases Mila's hands, and tries slaps at her face with one open palm, then tries to catch her around the neck, pulling her head down towards the pirate queen's chest. Should this succeed, she attempts to hurl a knee into Mila's stomach to knock her back and out of the neck hold, then extend her leg to kick her in the stomach.
Brute force usually gets the job done. With Nae knocked flat on her butt, May uses the opportunity to wriggle free of the shocking broom thread and toss it aside.
She turns a quick eye to her partner just to make sure that she's fine before she dives in again against the currently grounded witch, her pirate ruthlessly evident since she won't think twice about attacking a foe that is on their back.
The girl jumps quickly next to the fallen witch again and thrusts her weapon in, jamming the tip of her anchor into Naerose' face.
COMBATSYS: Mila counters Bye-bye Boo from Bonne Jenet with Rolling Arm Lock.
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"All is definitely fair in love and war," Mila says, her smirk fading a little as she finds her hands being grabbed onto by Bonne Jenet's. She's gotten in over her head again it seems. Biting her lower lip briefly, Mila starts to wonder what's going to happen next. But just as Bonne Jenet attempts to slap Mila, a big grin forms on Mila's face as she grabs that arm and bends it behind Bonne Jenet's back. "Surprise!" She exclaims, grinning wider than before.
Then, just like before, Mila does her forwards roll, taking Bonne Jenet down and then bending her arm back like she did before. "Looks like you fell for my trick once again!" She says as she stands up and dusts herself off a little like it's nothing. "Too bad, I was hoping to see what you had in store for me!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose fails to counter Weapon Jab from May with End Creation.
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May 0/-------/---====|=======\=------\1 Mila
It's good May is going so fast, because Nae this time is more ready. She's going to move in with her readyness and do something flashy and get knocked on her tail? Okay, by more ready the producers would just like to apologize and amende that to less ready. But you know, use the word ready still because she had some readyness at least..
Getting knocked back a second time leaves Nae looking a little flustered, like wow, she really doesn't want to share her chocolate coins!
Bonne Jenet finds herself suddenly back on the ground, and grimaces as her arm is wrenched once again. "So it would seem." She stands back up, that arm hanging limp by her side for the moment.
"I can see you've gotten quite good at infighting."
She kneels down and closes her eyes, and gestures, conjuring up a silvery tornado of wind chi once again.
"However, you can only hurt me if I let you get close." A bit of a teasing tone. She rises up, and with a grand gesture, sends the tornado hurtling off towards Mila.
You know what they say.
Never touch a pirate's booty!!
Needless to say that May is incredibly ruthless for such a tiny girl. She visibly scowls when Naerose attempts to move out of the way of her anchor jab and just ends up grinding the tip harder on the woman's face, forcing her to stay down on her back through sheer force.
And she doesn't relent either. May's eyes narrow in recognition when the witch is unable to surge free from her pin. The pirate can smell the blood in the water, so to speak.
May's hands grip the handle of her anchor hard whilst she's grinding it down on the witch's body, looking as if she's satisfied simply keeping her there on the ground. Then suddenly, the anchor is raised high up again and in a blurring motion, May brings it down like a guillotine against Naerose's stomach looking like she wants to split her in two.
COMBATSYS: Mila blocks Bonne Jenet's Buffrass.
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Bonne Jenet 1/----===/=======|===----\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/---====|=======\==-----\1 Mila
Another tornado coming at Mila, and this time she has no recourse but to block. As it hits her, she grunts, showing some signs of feeling a bit run down. But Mila knows that there is no time to rest or anything like that. The only thing to do is keep fighting until the end. Shaking her head a few times and attempting not to show that she's running out of steam so easily, Mila looks at Bonne Jenet and forces a slight smile. "This is really getting more and more interesting by the minute, and you bring up a good point about needing to get close. So, let's take care of that, shall we?"
Mila advances on Bonne Jenet and attempts to deliver a swift right hook. Nothing special, just a simple hook. Even MMA fighters use simple striking attacks.
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks May's May Dynamic.
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Bonne Jenet 1/----===/=======|>>>>---\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/---====|=======\==-----\1 Mila
Remarkably, this time Naerose doesn't do anything too ridiculous, instead just goes for the simple deflection to keep the anchor safely off her body and then shouts,
"Whatever!" To an inner dialogue that only she was party too.
"I mean first I was like, I could wait a tick ad take things careful or I could be all bust in there and get the chocolate coins, but then I realized well wait if she's still chasing me trying to serve metal, I mean metal geeze, and then well I wasn't not goign to share.. " She turns her shades and looks at May, then gets on her broom and just charges her with a mid air broom dash attempting it seems to flaten the smaller pirate.
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet fails to interrupt Jab Punch from Mila with Crazy Ivan.
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Bonne Jenet 1/---====/=======|>>>----\-------\0 Naerose
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May 0/-------/---====|=======\==-----\1 Mila
Bonne Jenet swings her hand out as Mila advances, a vicious gale of silver chi rising up a short distance from her. However, Mila has gotten inside too fast, and punches her right in the side of the face again. "You're very fast."
The pirate queen takes a few more steps back, and glances over at Naerose as she talks. "...For the record, there aren't any gold coins filled with chocolate on my ship." There's gold, of course, and chocolate, but tht doesn't seem like something that's wise to mention at the riches-hungry/just-hungry-in-general witch at the moment. She doesn't want her trying to dig a hole into her submarine if she and May lose.
COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits May with Delphine Charge.
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Bonne Jenet 1/---====/=======|>>>>>--\-------\0 Naerose
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May 1/----===/=======|=======\==-----\1 Mila
"HRGG!!" May takes the broom bonk square on the top of her head and it flattens her hat. Her eyes cross, but she somewhat clenches her teeth despite of it and snarls in furious anger. "Aye!!"
"There aren't..." She swings her fist back. "..any bloody CHOCOLATE COINS IN THE SHIP!!!"
Her defiant warcry given, a massive chi made whale emerges from her fist and explodes out into Naerose's face to drive her backwards and flatten her against the submarine. Shortly followed by May falling on her knees wheezing.
"Ye gobshite.."
COMBATSYS: May can no longer fight.
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Bonne Jenet 1/---====/=======|>>>>>--\-------\0 Naerose
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Bonne Jenet fails to interrupt, giving Mila the upper hand for the time being. "That's a nice submarine, but does it have a good sickbay? Because you might need one after we're done!" She pauses to wipe her forehead off, before watching as May falls over. Looks like her team has the upper hand instead of just Mila having the upper hand. But she doesn't know what Naerose is feeling right now. Probably in the mood for sweets based on what Bonne Jenet just said. "I'm sure there's a place that sells chocolate flavored gold coins on this island somewhere!" She says to Naerose, before facing Bonne Jenet once again.
"Nothing like a good fight to get the heart rate going and the blood pumping!" Mila says, ignoring the fact her body seems to be starting to feel the need to give up.
"I love fighting when I'm starting to feel worn down," She adds as she attempts to deliver a knee thrust to Bonne Jenet's stomach. "It makes things more challenging and requires me to plan more carefully!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges May's Great Yamada Attack.
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Bonne Jenet 1/---====/=======|>>>>>--\-------\0 Naerose
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|=======\==-----\1 Mila
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet blocks Mila's Medium Kick.
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Bonne Jenet 1/--=====/=======|>>>>>--\-------\0 Naerose
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Well as delicious as a giant fish looks, Naerose gets out of the way, seriously gets out of the way, but hoping on her broom and HOLD THE PHONE.
" Wait wait wait, you mean this whole time, me and little pirate girl. . and there arn't even and chocolate gold coins?!" Naerose is ready to seriously have a nervous break down or you know, at least cry or something until she hears Mila give her a reassuring thing about there being other candy options and then she's like all oh yeah okay. But this fight is still going on.
"Well lets see, umm .." She seems awfully conflicted and nibbles her bottom lip. On one side, she really wants this fight to end, on the other side well, three is a little bit hard to tango, or something. Ultimately she decides to do the next best thing. She reaches into her hat, pulls out the remaking pokey, eats it, finds a can of soda in her hat too (mostly used) Finishes that, crumples it up.. and chucks it at Jenet.
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet dodges Naerose's Quick Strike.
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Bonne Jenet 1/--=====/=======|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
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Bonne Jenet raises her knee and knocks Mila's knee mostly off path, then ducks down as a crumpled soda can goes by her head. She glances over at Naerose, but she doesn't really want to hit a crazy(?) girl who just wants to eat some terrible chocolate, even if she just threw a can at her and just knocked down May. Besides, she has more pressing issues. She turns back to Mila, smiles a little. "Well, perhaps I can help wear you down a little more."
She takes a step back from Mila, then jumps into the air, wind chi blowing her towards her tank-top'd opponent, raining down kicks and projecting silvery missile-shaped shells of wind chi on her opponent.
COMBATSYS: Mila counters Many Many Torpedos from Bonne Jenet with Flying Triangle Choke.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
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"Ah ah, I didn't say I'd let you wear me down!" Mila says, albeit getting a little weaker by the moment. "You'll have to actually land your attacks!" As Bonne Jenet comes at Mila, the MMA fighter wipes her brow and takes a deep breath, blowing it out. Still, she seems unfazed by the attack that's coming at her right now. "Come on, I'm ready for you!" And she's right too, because just as Bonne Jenet would hit Mila, the girl's already leaped into the air!
And she's wrapped her legs around Bonne Jenet's neck. "Try this one on for size!" Mila comments as she wraps herself tightly around Bonne Jenet, then literally lets herself fall to the ground back first, while bringing Bonne Jenet with her! As she gets up, Mila starts to look more drained than she did before. Apparently, her brief surge of adrenaline has worn off. "Well," She says taking another deep breath, "That was definitely worth it! I'm really getting my challenge in!"
Meanwhile Naerose is totally helping. She's helping the way a two yaer old helps claen up by demanding you give them a broom and you are look skepitcal and ask wouldn't they rather play with toys or watch cartoons, but no, they want to help you sweep, so you give them the broom and suuure enough they just spread the mess around and now it needs to be reswept but you can't get them to stop playing with the broom and thats when you realize, youre life has become a big game. Except the two year old is an adult looking witch obsessed woman who appeared out of no where just a few days or weeks ago or I dunno. Anyway the can misses and she isn't done yet. She digs through the sand a bit until she finds a rock and tosses that at Jenet too.
Mind you this isn't really much of an attack, more like an annoyance. A really irritating annoyance.
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet dodges Naerose's Small Thrown Object.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
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Bonne Jenet falls down to the ground with Mila's legs around her neck. She looks quiet a bit worse for wear, but she's not going to let that stop her quite yet! She stands back up, more with pure willpower than with any actual strength and - suddenly ducks back down again. To avoid the rock that's flying at her. She looks over to Naerose, then looks back over to Mila, raises an eyebrow, smiles, and says softly, "I think your partner is more of a kid than mine is."
A slight shrug of her shoulders, and she raises her hand into the air, wind whipping around her and brushing off the various sand that's gotten all over her. She rushes in towards Mila again, and jumps into the air, swings her foot around to kick her, exploding sparks appearing around her to knock her opponent up into the air, and repeats this manuever multiple times if she can. If she does, she'll knock Mila higher and higher into the air with each progressive kicksplosion until finally she blows her a kiss, and a heart comes out of her mouth to hit her - and also explodes.
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet successfully hit Mila with Aurora.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/-------|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
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|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2 Mila
Now starting to truly feel the effects of running out of steam, Mila is hit by the combination of attacks, which is completed with a kiss-off. That really leaves Mila crumpled on the ground for a few moments. But even though she's tired and in a bit of pain, Mila still gets herself back up onto her feet and slaps her face a few times. "A true fighter never gives up until the end! And this is when I use my secret weapon!" OK, it's not really a weapon, but rather that huge move that's saved for the grand finale or something like that.
Taking a couple of deep breaths, Mila attempts to rush at Bonne Jenet, although her arms are rather limp and her legs are a bit wobbly, and she attempts to punch Bonne Jenet in the stomach in a way that will leave her stunned. If that succeeds, Mila will then follow up with a series of punches, and then finally deliver one HUGE punch that will send Bonne Jenet flying!
Not to prove Bonne wrong, seriously not to prove her wrong because if Nae is doing anything right now it's to prove her right, for instance, she decided she was bored and turned to attempting to draw a giant smiley face on the side of the black sub with crayons she also had in her hat. However Jenet's people probably have something to say about that, or at least Someone had somehting to say about that and really it has resulted in a big arguement between Naerose and someone having something to say about that. Needless to say, she doesn't do an annoying not really attack this time.
COMBATSYS: Naerose takes no action.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/-------|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
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|>>>>---\-------\0 Mila
COMBATSYS: Mila successfully hits Bonne Jenet with Gatling Power Blow.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
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|>>>>---\-------\0 Mila
"It's not an art project, lass, it's a pirate vessel!"
"Y-yeah, can you stop doing that?" While the pirates are certainly protesting, they aren't really the sorts to take up directly confront someone who just knocked out May, mighty pirate, single-handedly.
"...Secret weapon?" Bonne Jenet raises her eyebrow once again, managing just a touch of a smile.
That first punch is enough to send her stumbling backwards, and completely defenseless against the next series of punches, which slowly drives her back, her legs barely holding her up. That last punch sends her flying through the air, and she lands on the sand, unconcious.
So it's... probably just as well she didn't get hit by another rock or soda can or something in addition to that.
Meanwhile, Mila is watching with her hands on her knees, folded over and catching her breath. When she sees that Bonne Jenet is out for the count, Mila raises her arm and smiles a little. "That was a great fight, we have to do it again sometime!" She then slumps over again, focusing on catching her breath. She definitely got her challenge in for tonight, and she and her partner triumphed. Although her partner seems to be more distracted with other things...
COMBATSYS: Mila has left the fight here.
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Bonne Jenet 0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet takes no action.
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|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
COMBATSYS: Bonne Jenet can no longer fight.
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|=====--\-------\0 Naerose
Eventually Naerose leaves the sub alone, deterred by the non-violent protest of the crew. It turns out that even against someone waving a hand ineffectively at her, it takes little more than a stern look to get her to back down. Perhaps the Red witch does not grasp her own strength, so she instead decides to start searching for these chocolate gold coins Mila promised her would be around. . somewhere.
Log created on 18:24:31 01/30/2015 by Bonne Jenet, and last modified on 00:44:51 01/31/2015.