Description: Oh god what is happening where are we why are we in jail and Himeko the king of swing why is the world changing why is everything going on around here why is SUPERJAIL so awesome pleasesomeonetellmewhatishappeningicannotfollowthisanymoreBUYASCION (Winner: Daniel)
"The year is Twenty Ex Ex. Crime is at an all time high.. Education for do-badders is at an all time low. Seeing the city overrun with crime due to ignorance, the Super Cops of Book'em City realized that their normal jails just wouldn't do any longer." says the futuristic voice of a narrator.
"We need a prison that both punishes -and- re-educates our criminals to become upstanding citizens. And we need someone whom will lead us through this Super Project." says a scientist sounding man.
"But where would we get such a person?" says another scientist voice.
".. I think I know just the woman.."
There's the sound of two trucks backing up and slamming firmly against a wall. Doors lift, chains undo, and overhead lights burst to life, revealing a location like none other. At first glance it looks like your typical, run of the mill, dingy skyscraper prison. There are plenty of occupied jail cells full of criminals! (and by criminals we mean voluntary fight fans!) about on the bottom floor of the rather rectangular area, 8 cells to the left, 8 to the right, a large table in the center. And where the trucks hit would be the front and the back of the oversized room.
The back doors of the trucks raise, one releasing the dangerous man known only as Daniel, the other releasing the hardened badnick of badnicks Birdie. But.. Where is the third contestant?
There's the sound of feedback and then a young girls voice can be heard over the loudspeakers. "Gentlemen.. Welcome to your new home, welcome to... CONJUNCTION SUPERJAIL. You will be the test subjects of a new form of re-education. In -fact-, according to my calculations, your chances of survival are low unless you learn and learn HARD. But, should you pass this test, I will let you all go for good behavior! You will notice 3-D goggles waiting on the table in the center of the room, I recommend you put them on to get the -full- 3-D experience of this journey you are about to embark. And I'm serious, if you don't your eyes may explode! .. For reals."
Birdie comes right out of his cell, laughing. "Gwahh hah hahh hahhhh. What in the bloody hell is this?" Birdie snorts, his massive bulk barely fitting through the open bar doors. The prison is a different way to actually fight, that's for sure. Birdie is one hell of a guy to be there too. Why?
They're probably want to throw him in a real prison! Good luck though, Birdie is one bad brawler that definitely doesn't want to be messed with, let alone jailed. And then Himeko comes on the speaker?!
"Hehehe. Alright, chick-a-dee, only because you asked so nicely." The brawler snorts, moving towards the center table as he grasps a pair of glasses in this SUPERJAIL. He grins. Hell yes, this is definitely going to be fun.
"So what the hell is this named a Super Jail before? Jail ain't super. You better have a damn reason to use super." Birdie announces, giving Himeko lip?! Lots of lip too. It's a whole lot of lip.
"Well, guess I don't want my eyes to explode. Heh."
Daniel Jack was a professional. A regular tough guy. He wanted this belt not only for him, but for the glory of TODOH. No one would get in the way of it. His glory... Todoh's glory... and the public mockery of Kyokugen Karate. But there was one thing he never wanted to do at these Saturday Night Fights.
Ruin the magic.
The detective bursts out of the truck, foot first. His hands were dug deep into his pockets, his shoulders hunched over as if he was in the dire straits of some infernal angst. Hung loosely in his jaw was a smoldering cigarette, dancing lightly in place with every brisk step the man took. As the woman calls over the soundspeaker, Daniel Jack bites down harder on his cigarette. "Sharp. Real sharp." He hissed, looking over at the hulking Gorilla of a man that stood across from him. "You ready to do this, scuzzy?" The detective bit bitterly, removing his rose-colored glasses. With the deft skills of STUDENT of TODOH, he pockets the pair inside his bright orange dress coat. With his normal pair tucked safely away, he reached over for his 3D glasses, and puts them on.
"Peachy."
"Alright, you crazy dame." The detective shouts, scanning the prison with intense eyes. Wow. The glasses worked. Everything DID look 3D. "You better jack it out here, and give us our lesson, you hear me? Jack it -real- solid."
".. Crazy dame? That is no way to speak to the Judge... Jury...." says the voice over the loudspeaker again, and then there's the sound of heavy footsteps from the cell at the left side of her opponents. The gates draw open and out steps Hurricane Hime herself, clad in silver robotic-looking gloves, boots, chestplate and helmet, as well as a grin on her features and a santa hat atop her head. ".. And educationer. Heh, yeah, you see what I did there, boys? And I said it in," she points her fingers outward, one toward Birdie and the other toward Daniel, "threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"So you want to know why it's -SUPER- do you? Well, I'd be more than happy to answer that question, but I gotta say, I don't take kindly to folks who are doubting thomases. And you know what I do, to people who are doubting Thomases?" There's a moment of silence. And then suddenly Hime leaps, she LEAPS onto the table, and then off of the table to flying kick Birdie in the mush, "I ROBO KICK! them in the face! In THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
P.S. the match has started.
COMBATSYS: Birdie has started a fight here.
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COMBATSYS: Himeko has joined the fight here.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
COMBATSYS: Daniel has joined the fight here in the center.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|-------
COMBATSYS: Birdie blocks Himeko's Light Kick.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|-------
Birdie looks over towards Daniel as he speaks. He gives him a grunt and a shake of his head. "Yeah, you better be bleedin' hopin I don't come towards you. I think you'd know why quick." Birdie explains, ending his entire moral argument with a snort.
His attention to sizing up the detective is something that of a nuiscence to him. Well, it's not too bad. Rose colored glassed. Bright orange... dress coat? Birdie looks away, just turning towards Himeko instead. Obviously that girl would probably have a better sense of style.
Well, 0/2 ain't bad. Ain't bad at all.
Himeko comes tumbling down towards Birdie, flying kicking Birdie in the MUSH which also means HIS HANDS because he brought them up, stopping the attack all together. Even as Himeko may still be airborn, Birdie grasps, attempting grab on to Himeko's leg and send her launching back towards her table.
"Y'KNOW. I'm a doubting thomas then! Hahaha!"
Daniel Jack rolls his eyes, first at Birdie, then at... no. Robo-Ko? Santa Robo-Ko. The detective just bares his teeth in what might pass as a grin. He remembered Himeko's technique, and the terrible skill behind it. And Birdie? All he understood was that he was about seven feet tall, and all muscles.
That's BAD.
However, in the great scheme of things, the detective had a plan. A TECHNIQUE. He figured that since Birdie was the title holder, he was tough. Nasty. Brutish. And Short. Well, 3 out of 4 wasn't bad, and it was much better than London Broil here. Hell, his accent was already making the American's blood boil. Hands still in his pockets, he just twisted himself to watch the oncoming Himeko with a shrinking grimace. "Decent, scuzzy, both of ya. Just a quick adjustment, you dig?"
Releasing his hands from the depths of his pockets, he ducked and as silently as he could. Attempting to slip behind and beside Birdie, he stomped his left leg hard into a crook. Moving it towards Birdie's own knee from behind, he snapped his arms up to grasp the man. While he lacked the power, he hoped the combination of slamming out his knee with a sharp jerk over it would knock him to the ground, letting his weight turn against him... bitterly.
COMBATSYS: Himeko dodges Birdie's Medium Throw.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|-------
For the record the 'official' title is Judge Santa Robo-ko! And sure, it's well into the new year, but that isn't exactly the point now, is it! The silver 'mechanical' terror that could has just started the match though, and she's already tired of Birdie! Birdie and his Negative Nancycism! Clearly her leg isn't grabbed, her other foot instead thrusts forward and she makes a backflip right off of his palm, landing atop the table which abruptly flies apart under her, legs flying everywhere. Overhead there's the sound of a siren, and the lights against the walls illuminate a bright red and proceed to spin. Is it a breakout?? No not quite!
Suddenly the floor beneath them shakes, the heavy hum of an engine also fills the air and the entire floor proceeds to sink, lowing the combatants from the jailhouse scenario to something... More.
The walls below are painted to look like the early years of 2000, and the jail cells now look like underground tunnels. As soon as the floor creaks to a halt, tons of vehicles come zooming out unmanned, golf carts, Power Wheels replicas of present day vehicles, micro machines, they just come a-zooming and driving around on the floor... IN THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ignoring this chaos, the Silver Heroine rushes forward again, and right past Birdie. But if he isn't quick with his arm, he'll notice that a red streamer has been tied around his wrist as she zoomed by and it goes from slack to taut.. With a mighty grunt, Birdie would be dragged off the floor and flung at one of the vehicles, "Here have some POLLUTION MACHINES! Did you know that the average passenger car releases over eleven thousand pounds of carbon dioxide?? The SCION xB releases only seven thousand! Today's lesson is ride a bike, kids!"
COMBATSYS: Birdie dodges Daniel's Quick Throw.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|-------
COMBATSYS: Birdie fails to interrupt Book It! from Himeko with Murderer Chain.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|======-\-------\0 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|-------
This turn of events! This mark of dispair! Birdie can see that he's getting ahead of himself! Even as Himeko manages to avoid his grasp, the brawler Birdie isn't finish yet! Not by a long song! Even as Himeko leaps out of his grasp, Daniel is coming with a rather terrible and superior grasp, attempting to grab a hold of Birdie and jab the back of his knee, but Birdie explodes forward in movementism! The best sort of movementism there is.
Birdie manuever gracefully as he picks Daniel off of him with a sneer. "What the bloody hell you think you tryin' back there, buddy." Birdie snorts, his attention spam lowering as he looks for Himeko who is by now - wait why is the ground lowering!?
Birdie franticly looks around before the heavy hum of an engine echos about the clearing, into underground tunnels. That quickly become a race way for each and every machine that goes known to man!?
"What in the bleedin..." Himeko comes at birdie with a red streamer, one that Birdie aims to fight against to get Himeko with her ... DUN DUN DUN... OWN WEAPON.
Until the Schon pulls him forward and then explodes with him, causing him to roll across the ground after being dragged many, many feet. Birdie's gotta get up. That hurt a bit.
What the HELL? When did a guy that big get so fast? Or maybe it wasn't that he was that fast, and Daniel was really that slow. Man, attacking people was hard. As the detective scowls at the nimble gorilla, both the man and beast find themselves in a Himeko Pickle as the floor begins to drop down.
In THREEEEEEEEEE-DEEEEEEEEEE
Daniel Jack recovers much faster than Birdie, fortunately, as he slips away to the side. Seeing that Birdie and Himeko are occupied for JUST a second with the KRAZY KARTS, the detective suddenly stares right forward in a random direction. "Be as that may, Miss Santanic Judge ROBO-KO, I need to lay down something real solid. The average Kyokugen Karate user produces about fifteen thousand pounds of Carbon Dioxide A YEAR. Do you know how much that is, kiddies?" The detective takes a long draw off his cigarette, and blows out the smoke. "That's right. More than a car. So next time you see someone like Marco 'Baby Eater' Rodriguez or Takuma 'Puppy Beater' Sakazaki, remember that they are the ones killing the planet."
Daniel turns to the side, giving a thumb up. He actually didn't know whether or not there was a camera in front of him. These type of crazy sets made it really hard to follow cameras. Walking a short distance towards the steadily 'getting up' Birdie, he continued staring at the people at home. "So if you want to save the earth, just remember what old Uncle Todoh tells you. Nothing cuts through pollution faster than-" Pivoting on his heel, he raised his right hand up high. Glowing lightly with a bright orange blob of energy, he easily guided it down with the swipe of the hand, trying to let the small wave cut right into the poor Birdie.
Daaaaaaaaaaw.
Kerrrrash! "Yeah, -that's- what I do to doubting Thomases, by the way," Hime makes clear, pointing at Birdie and nodding her head. She also flexes her right arm with a grin, her robo-limbs helped achieve THE IMPOSSIBLE. Apparently she is also unaware of the death she had narrowly escaped, but that isn't even really the point here, is it? She steps back suddenly, narrowly avoiding getting ran over by a golf cart as she takes in Daniels 'Super Fact'. Geez, is that even true? Was he speaking Spanglish??
"That's roughly seven point five tons!" Hime quickly snaps back to Daniel, until he mentions something quite.. Well. Incorrect. Now while she may consider Todoh-Ryu a semi-ally of the great Kyokugen Style, there's another fact she feels she needs to add, she withdrawing three sheets of orange cardboard paper from her chest plate, which she proceeds to scribble on. She then throws them up and over her shoulder, cocking her left knee in the air.
Finally bursting forward Johnny-Cage style, she intends to land a serious kick right into Jacks Backs, the papers behind her flaring with orange energy and sails after to slam right into the targets back as well; then finished the sentance for him, "than A SUPER PREMIUM SIGN!" ... "In Tha-reeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dee!!!"
Don't worry, Daniel. The cameras were in the right spot, they -always- are.
COMBATSYS: Daniel successfully hits Birdie with Mikansei Kasane Ate.
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Himeko 0/-------/-------|======-\-------\0 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|-------
Birdie looks towards Daniel. Awwwhhhaaaaaaaat?! It seems that even as he gets up, Daniel's trying to keep him down. And he does, oh ho ho. Coming down towards Birdie is a bright orange blob of energy that's guided right into the awaiting side of Birdie, causing the larger mand to be thrust backwards and even end up leaving him, gritting his teeth.
"You know what I don't like?!" Birdie snorts, even with the cars whipping around, his figure already beat up, and now, out of everything, a talking to by both of them?! "I don't like THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Birdie cries, looking towards Hime with a rather foul look on his face. Oh, it's terribly foul! Terrible horrible! And what comes... goes!
And Birdie explodes, even as her super serious slam kick aims to offend Daniel, Birdie aims to offend Himeko, like one of the large cars, he knows only one thing and that's terrible power! And pain. And powerpain. It goes as it goes.
HEAD FIRST, Birdie plummets! Watch out for that HAIRPIECE.
COMBATSYS: Daniel blocks Himeko's Ballad of Timothy McSweeney.
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Himeko 0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|-----==
"That's right! Kasane WUuuuuhaaaaaaaat!?!"
"...Eh?!"
Daniel's chance to make Todoh-Ryuu Kobojutsu look REALLY COOL was interrupted by Himeko. Why, Himeko? How could you? I thought we were friends. Best of friends. You are just upset because I missed your birthday, aren't you. Fine. Daniel Jack will make you a tiny card later. But as Himeko fires in with her LAUNCHER KICK, the detective sort of turns around... and cowers. Well, not cower exactly. But his defensive form was atrocious. "Hey! What is your rash, damn dame! You just jacked my pitch! Not cool, you dig it?"
Suddenly, he reaches into his coat. Rummaging around, he drew out some device that Himeko should remember very well. That adorable little snout. The itty bitty butt. And who couldn't forget those six barrels. Yes, it was the detective special, the small bullpup of a revolver with a heart of gold. The kind of weapon that kids everywhere wanted. Daniel Jack was just that kind of man, who knew how to deal with Judge Santa Robo-Ko. With a GUN.
Leveling out his gun, he was about to shoot Himeko. But then, he realized that a shadow cast over him. A big one. Looking over, he saw Birdie hammering in, aiming for Himeko. Or SOMEONE. He wasn't quite sure. Panicking, he just sprays a pair of the rubber bullets at Birdie, attempting to stop him, slow him down, SOMETHING to keep him from attacking.
COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Himeko with Bull Horn.
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Himeko 0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\0 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|------=
Awwwwwwwwww HECK! If Birdie doesn't like 3-D, "Then why are you COMING AT ME IN THREEEEEEEE DEE!!" Hime -demands- of her huger, bulkier, male-ier opponent! Yes, Birdie takes priority over DJ's threatning with a gun and complaining, because.. Well come on, we already know the answer here. Despite her defensive positioning, Birdie just barrels into the opponent with such force that she goes flying! She crashes into a passing vehicle that crashes into another, and it results in a seven car pile-up! Pow! Bang! Straight to the moon! ".. Ugh.." Wait did someone say MOON??
The red lights flash, the sirens wail, and the cars still upright zoom into the tunnels and the floor shakes and lowers once more. This time? The walls are painted nearly completely black, tons of stars and craters on the lower areas, with the car-tunnels now looking like moon-crater entrances. Further in the background are cities, but out of these craters come midgets running out wearing space helmets and siler suits, and proceeds to starts shooting each other and EVERYTHING else in neon-green silly string!
"The MOON, the current residence of Super Jail! Astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Niel Armstrong landed here on July 20th, 1969!" Hime declares as she raises from the wreckage, "This is also the birthplace of Detective DJs infamous moon speak, because I didn't understand a thing he just said HOWEVER, I don't take kindly to fools who don't appreciate 3-D!"
She takes some silly string to the arm as she bursts forward, and leaps into the air with some more streamer goodness in hand. Her intention here is to leap and flip over Birdie while lassoing the 'rope' of sorts around his neck and then dangle from him like a backward, upside-down tie to choke him out! It'd break with time should it connect, of course.
COMBATSYS: Daniel successfully hits Birdie with Wobbly Wobbly.
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Himeko 0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\1 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|------=
COMBATSYS: Birdie endures Himeko's Quick Throw.
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Himeko 0/-------/--=====|=======\=------\1 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|------=
Birdie collides with Himeko, sending her thrust into the air and out of the way! Even as Birdie looks around in the area, the moon-crater like ground and area seem to just piss off Birdie even more, confusing the hell out of him. There isn't any other way to say otherwise. He's just confused as hell, scratching his head as he whirls around, back and forth, back and forth.
"What the....." Birdie announces, looking towards Hime as she declares SO MUCH. Birdie isn't sure what these declarations are. But he is sure about one thing. This declarations don't mean shit to him. For, well, he F A I L E D S C H O O L?!
Maybe. But be sure he didn't get A's in everything. Never ever, friend, never ever.
"Hey! HEY! I don't give a damn!" Birdie snorts, even as Himeko /makes/ him give a damn, grasping him with more streamers as he's like a rabid dog, aiming to break his leash. Pull. Pull. Pull. Snort. Sniff. Growl. "Bloody hell! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Birdie snorts. Daniel's shot connects, the rubbery bullet bounding into Birdie's chest and bounding off as if it was paper. But there is still a wound, no doubt, due to the power that was behind it. Just luckily for Daniel, Birdie's chain comes loose, sending Birdie hurdling towards Daniel.
"Alright! It's your turn!" Birdie cries, attempting to power right down for Daniel, and if able, give him a lot of hellacious headbutts, following up by sticking him with his hair before hurdling up and over towards THE MOON and a crater.
Maybe into an alien.
COMBATSYS: Daniel fails to counter Bull Spike from Birdie with Mad Jack Crack.
*KNOCKED AWAY*
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Daniel 0|-------|=======
Welp, Daniel had a plan... sorta. It kinda fell apart when a giant Birdie was flying by him. And when they drop down another floor. And when they ended up in a strange dark place filled with midgets shooting silly string. That's called losing composure.
Clutching his gun closely, he waved the gun around. "Seriously, Himeko, could make these things a little less jacked up? I'm dealing with-" Suddenly, that strange shadow again. And where there was that shadow, there was Birdie. And where there was birdie...
The detective looked up, seeing the flying Birdie heading his way... with a headbutt. With the agility of a Jack, he attempts to snatch him with one hand. Except, with a man like Birdie, you really need TWO hands. And when that is the case, well. Lets just say after a brief POUNDING and TEARING with that blond doo, Daniel Jack finds himself being shot RIGHT for the MOON.
"Heeeeeeeelp meeeee Himekoooooooo" The detective shouts as he suddenly crashes into a crater.
Make things less JACKed up? "Ha ha ha!! That was a pretty good one!" Hime proudly declares, taking his question as little more than an opportunity to make a slick pun and.. Uh. Welp, there he goes. The silver-clad fighter watches him sail of, her lips twisting a bit, and then snickers in amusement at Birdie's confusion. It's actually kind of sad, though, I mean the guy kind of seems like he is beyond the help of education.
Guess she's gonna have to try a little harder! Meanwhile the kids at home have to dive from their TVs because Daniel flew at them in THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-DEE!! Moments after hitting the crated, the midget space men run over to the crater and start hosing him down not only in silly string, but also with fire extinguisher smoke!
"Amuseingly enough," Hime notes with a light shrug, "'Fly Me To the Moon' as sung by Frank Sinatra, was recorded a mere five years before the first moon landing. Coincidence? I THINK NOT." Daniel was out of luck. Judge Santa Robo-ko was no Ultra Intergalactic Cybot G and therefore would not be avenging her loss. She would keep her eye on Birdie though, reaching into her chestplate and withdraws a set of blue and yellow 3-D glasses, "To defeat this guy, I'm going to need -twice- the 3-D action." which she then wears OVER her Robocop visors, then proceeds to starts shivering in place. "Oh dang! I can see EVERYTHING!!" Two more midgets run to Hime's side and proceed to fire extinguishers at her feet, making it look like she's powering up some serious, serious 6 dimensional smoke. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
COMBATSYS: Himeko focuses on her next action.
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Birdie barely manages to push through Daniel Jack's momentum. Just enough. Just enough! And that enough caused Birdie to grin wide as the man's call can be heard as he sailed across the screen one THREEE DEEE while also calling for Himeko's help. Ha ha ha! No one's going to help you! Birdie's going to help you! And that's not a lot of help, for sure.
Turning towards Himeko, Birdie begins to move. His body seems to be regretting allowing him to do that because he moves even more sluggishly than he had expected! A great deal more sluggishly. It must be the crazy EARTH gravity. If he could just get back to the moon, then the gravity would be better, and he would be in much better spirits, for sure.
Wait... was that a thought... from Birdie?! He's got a whole lot more of them. That's for sure.
"Your three Dee glasses ain't gonna help against me!" Birdie snorts, "I'll show you when I remove those damn things and crush them!" Birdie, of course, is busy CRAWLING into the moon, and once there, slowly stands up. "Hah... HAHAH! I feel better! Less gravity, less problems!" Birdie flexes, his arm snapping out towards Himeko. "CEPT FO YOU!"
COMBATSYS: Birdie gains composure.
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Amongst the silly string, midgets, and fire extinguishers, Daniel Jack reconsidered his approach. How crazy was he. How desperate was he. Pocketing his gun, he pushed himself upright. The detective grabbed some things around him, and covered his face. The smoke of the extinguisher still consuming him, the detective dragged himself out of the crater.
Upon his face was 4 pairs of 3D glasses and a very coarse scowl. In his right hand, a stolen fire extinguisher. Marching out, the detective gripped it tightly... and just glared. "Hey. Birdie." Daniel Jack called out to the big blonde brute. "You're right." The man stated bluntly, pointing to his eyes. "I can't see anything through these dimestores." And with that, the detective feels around, trying to pull himself out of the crater. He scans the area, as if he is trying to form up a clear picture.
Hopefully, the bluff would work.
COMBATSYS: Daniel focuses on his next action.
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Himeko 0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\1 Birdie
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Daniel 0|-------|=======
Himeko slaps her cheeks and stomps her foot, as if trying to battle the vast wealth of knowledge that has come upon her now that she can see pretty much everything there is to know about anything her eyes fall upon. For Birdie's sake, she ignores his trash talking. And she ignores the fact that Daniel got greedy with his power, wearing so many goggles his vision has become obselete. It was difficult to explain what was going on with her vision, really, and she has to grab her head as she staggers back a step or two, "I.. I'm not sure if I can handle this! You people are no longer humans to me, all I see are two walking skeleton circulatory systems!! It's time for me to start striking some pressure points, now that your secrets are in full view!!" Hime makes her way into one of the 'crater' doors.
And almost instantly a giant ball of concrete comes rolling out from the tunnel a floors height above. Leaping after it is the futuristic heroineherself, whom stomps down onto the make-shift meteor to give it a little boost of speed as she plummets.. IN 3-D!! "FACT! If you fight Halley's Comet, Hally would win!!"
Hulk would be proud.
COMBATSYS: Birdie fails to interrupt Random Weapon from Himeko with Random Weapon.
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Birdie watches forward as Daniel makes himself a nice sit down and watch trailer! Birdie, himself, looks right towards Himeko and whever the hell she got off to. He could have went for the easy kill, oh, he watches Himeko come at him with Hally's comet, but Birdie just couldn't punch through it like that. He had to do something much more... drastic.
Unfortunately, his drasticity doesn't seem to pay off. Birdie throws himself right for the comet after grabbing, out of all things, a crater from the moon! That's right, Birdie actually rips a crater out of the moon itself and picks it up, weilding it against Himeko's monsterous comet! He just has to wait for it!
Wait...
Wait... ...
SWI-CRUSH. Thats about when the comet runs Birdie over.
Oh, it's a great sight to see.
Except if you're Birdie.
"Stop thattttttttttttt!" Birdie calls from under the comet.
Daniel watches Birdie intently, or at least, as best he can. Himeko seems to do something. Something about 'weak points.' The detective gives up, and removes the glasses. "Man, sorry Himeko, we might need a change of scenery. I just don't feel like I'm learning anything ne-"
HALLY BOPP'D
Suddenly, Birdie is struck up by a giant boulder. Well, that wasn't NICE. Tossing the fire extinguisher aside, he tracks the boulder with his sharp Todoh-Ryu Kobojutsu Eyes. Announcing loudly, he makes his orders clear. "Stand back, scuzzies! Let a proffie deal with this... REAL SOLID!"
The moment he draws his hand back indicates the absolute professionalism in this. The knife hand he forms only makes it more perfect. Daniel Jack, for all his flaws, showed that he did understand the subtle nature a hand chop. And upon Hally Bop, he would liberate poor Birdie through the best method possible.
With a hand chop.
Daniel closes his eyes to focus. He listened to the comet rolling by, along with Birdie's calls. He focused hard. Really hard. He was like the Todoh, catching the Kyokugen Trout. Be one with the chop. Kasane Ate. Kasane Ate. Kasane...
Suddenly, the detective brought his hand down. If Birdie was lucky, he only hit the rock, and freeing him from his poor loop de loop. If not... well....
Whoops?
What probably wasn't mentioned here was after impact Hime ended up slipping right off the comet and crashed unceremoniously to the floor leaving the other two fighters to do as they wish. If she were paying attention, she would be sorely disappointed in what Daniel is thinking about being in a place that's a glorious as THE MOON. And while that scenario is being dealt with, the red lights flash once more, the sirens wail in the air and the silversuited silly-stringing martian-men make a break for the exits before the floor shakes, rattles and proceeds to drop down one more floor. We've learned a bit about the past. We've learned a bit abour the present. But what do we learn in the -future-?? As the floor settles in place, the walls now seem to be symbolising some sort of post-apoctalyptic world, the skies are red, the buildings are broken down and mushroom clouds are everwhere. Suddenly heavily armored men come storming out from the 'building doors' firing 'bweep'ing and 'bwooop'ing guns. Men from above lob firecrackers, OF THE FUTURE to the grounds below! Black smoke spews from the walls, and gouts of flame burst up from the floors from tiny little pipes below, look out!
Hime dives to the side, barely avoiding one of the flame pillars, "Wh- What the heck?? What's going on here!!" the girl cries, leaping back into the fray, probably at end of the Daniel vs Comet Birdie scenario. He then has to deal with a flying knee to the side, then a side kick with her opposite foot, then finally and flipping heel kick to finish it off, "This can't be what I -think- it is! It can't be! I take out my frustrations on you, D.J.!"
COMBATSYS: Birdie blocks Daniel's World's Greatest Hand Chop.
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Birdie clings comically to the side of the comet even as it rolls on, ever rolling towards the ends of the universe! Except it doesn't. And as Daniel moves to rid Birdie of his Birdie calls and many other neat trinkets that Birdie has on hand, the large brusier can only thing of one thing. And thats getting off this crazy ride.
Birdie does!
He does magnificently, ripping arms and legs right off the side of the damned comet, throwing himself off in such a fervor that Daniel's chop needs no strike to strike right! Instead, Birdie's bashing forward, firing his body out as he moves! It's lucky for both of them that Birdie didn't grab on and pull!
But there is another that is unlucky. THAT WOULD BE HIMEKO. The martian men disappear however, before Birdie can make Himeko unlucky as it goes to a POST APOCOLYPSE setting, Birdie grunting at the sudden change. "What the BLOODY HELL." Birdie belts out, looking about as everything seems to be entirely... broken and futaristic?! Birdie does the only thing he knows that is timeless!
He tries to give Himeko a quick boost by grasping a hold of her as he finishes the heel kick and throw her out into a pile of rubble!
COMBATSYS: Daniel blocks Himeko's READ Kick.
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Daniel Jack's hand chop was the good kind. With the ultimate power, he breaks the boulder in half, shattering it with an undying frenzy. Well, that was exhausting. And now- what? Looking around, Daniel saw that the world turned into... What?
"When the hell did we get into Detroit?" The detective stated loudly, looking around in a confused manner. The string of rapid firecrackers cause the detective to flinch, and while flinching, he catches Himeko... blaming him for this!
Blaming with KICKS!
Bringing his arms up to block, he takes the kick head on. Growling, the detective immediately raises a hand back. Spreading his stance out, he actually was doing the Todoh-Ryuu Aikido Stance! Palm drawn back from his hip, he suddenly shot out with a simple palm strike towards the little Emcee. "Deejit? What kind of knack is Deejit?"
COMBATSYS: Daniel successfully hits Himeko with Quick Punch.
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COMBATSYS: Himeko blocks Birdie's Quick Throw.
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Oh, Himeko isn't that unlucky! She's actually got it pretty good considering the situation; she's managed to weasel her way out of dealing with two attacks before but now.. NOW comes the real test. And not only does the test arrive, so does the realization of the scenario! "Not a deejit you knucklehead, dee jay! Gosh! Get it togea- OOF." while the kick is intercepted, she's not really in a good decision to avoid the strike but she TRIES darnit. But the good news is when she's thrown she manages to twirl in the air and land on her feet as one of the warring soldiers cries out in agony and crashes to the floor, a keychain labled 'SCION' falling from his grasp. "Ohhh my GOSH! It all makes sense! The smog in the skies! The entire world at war! Drugs and crime at an all time high!"
She turns to face Birdie once more with a look, a look of fury in those eyes of her, her face contorted in a frown of epic proportions. And then just like that she bursts toward the largest opponent, flips in the air, and as she comes down toward Birde she has an oversized paper fan in hand, the very tip erupting with bright white energy that she fully intends to bring right down on his mostly bald head, "This is the future where people abandon biking, public transportation, and car-pooling in favor of purchasing the SCION xB and SCION TC! Doing so brought upon the END OF THE WORLD!"
There is a brief freeze from before contact and a voiceover quickly says, "Thethoughtsandideasexpressedbythisfighterarethoseofthefighterandarenotnecessarily theviewsofthestaffand/ormanagementofSCION.SCIONhasbeenproventobeslick,efficient, easytohandleandwillgetyoulotsofwomen,glorytoSCION."
COMBATSYS: Himeko successfully hits Birdie with GhostWriter.
- Power hit! -
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Birdie... is weak to SCION advertisements?! WHY YES, yes he is.
Birdie isn't able to grasp a hold of Himeko fast enough, allowing her to prevent him from doing his FULL POTENTIAL of damage. It's one of those things you just don't want to allow Birdie to do, simply because when Birdie actually does, it's none too happy a picture. A picture worth picturing through pain and suffering. One of those.
Birdie gets his own pain in the form of the GHOSTWRITE, the oversider paper fan errupting with energy right into Birdie's figure, blasting him back even as he throws himself directly into the assault, unaware of such a terrible power! His body is seared with energy even as he's blasted back. It all comes at once, but Birdie, being Birdie, steels himself, shaking it off even if the damage is pretty severe now, adding up by the second.
"Heh... Heheheheh... You think that's all I got?! WELL I GOT A SCION!" Birdie cries, aiming to pick up a TIRE.
"Or at least a piece of one!" Birdie throws a tire.
Watch out, Great Teacher Himeko!
Daniel Jack was in a pickle. A BIG pickle. A pickle so large, that not even he could handle it. Daniel doesn't have a car. And he didn't want one. And he barely understood what a Scion was. So now, Birdie and Himeko are going back and forth about CARS. I mean. Maybe if there was Lightning McQueen?
The palm strike at least threw her off balance. But now there was trouble. Daniel Jack had to bring it back to a new world. A what kind of world is that?
One that is REALLY jacked up.
The detective drew out his gun again, inspecting this new world order. "Hey. Himeko. I got a question about Scion! What is the mileage on them?" The detective begins, leveling the firearm right back at Birdie. He fires off another pair of of rounds, attempting to either A) Stun him or B) Annoy Him.
"Is it real good?"
COMBATSYS: Himeko dodges Birdie's Large Thrown Object.
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Judge Santa Robo-Ko, on the other hand, wasn't in a pickle. She was too busy being annoyingly difficult for Birdie to keep his hands on so he could break her in half. When the heroine notices the large tire in hand, she responded by crosses her arms and looking furiously at said claim, and said tire. She looks so mad at that tire that it diverts its path and flies off in another direction!
Well no, what really happened was she dived a touch to the side, "You're a punk!!" she makes clear to Birdie, now standing beside Daniel. "You're a punk and an enemy of the planet! I'm about to get Eco on your- Actually,"
Hime turns her head to look to her firearm happy partner, "The mileage of a SCION TC is fairly impressive, per gallon you get about-" a pause. A frown. She then abruptly moves to belt Daniel right in the gut, followed by a knee to the head, "You're a jerk too! Ride a freaking bicycle!"
COMBATSYS: Birdie endures Daniel's Wobbly Wobbly.
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"You're the bloody jerk!" Birdie bites back, calling Himeko the exact same thing he was called!!! It's almost as if it was entirely planned! But it wasn't, it wasn't at all. Instead, Birdie finds himself on the end of something once more. Daniel fires a second round towards Birdie, Birdie thrusting himself right into it once more. But this time, he's using the energy for another purpose.
Bullet fired, Birdie fired! Birdie is fired directly towards Himeko, like a bear in a warzone! An apocolyptic one. Lets face it, if there was anything that would survive nukes it would be bears. Steve Colbert said so.
"LETS ALL GET SCIONS!" Birdie cries as he grasps towards Himeko once more, unable to give up the goose! If he's able to grab ahold, Himeko is going for a ride.
NO IT'S NOT ON A SCION.
COMBATSYS: Daniel fails to counter Strong Punch from Himeko with Mad Jack Crack.
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Daniel's attempt at slowing Birdie down... doesn't work. Worse, Himeko gets all whiny. God. He is THIS close to going completely insane on BOTH of them. It isn't so bad, but she then goes and PUNCHES HIM. Hard. For not riding a bicycle! It was like San Fransisco or something. Not that Daniel tries to throw her off balance. But she just went and bum rushed him like that. After asking a question. SOMEONE is begging for a beatdown.
Oh, and then she brings in the knee. Daniel Jack's contributions to the conversation sort of... break down into a whimpering and a tummy massage. Looks like Daniel isn't going to make it far with this one!
COMBATSYS: Himeko interrupts Strong Throw from Birdie with Oh Noes It's Kashiwagi.
- Power hit! -
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Hurricane Hime is unaware of her luck at that very moment when she slugged the crap out of Daniel. Nor does she need to realize it, the only thing that's important here is that while Education is divine, in the end, educational violence is the only real answer. That meant it was time to go into what she likes to call 'Tran Mode'. With Daniel down for the moment, the young fighter quickly turns her head as a pillar of flame explodes behind her and the girl just shakes her head as sheets of paper abruptly start spilling out of her chestplace while she's grabbed and grappled in some manner..
Mid-slam/toss, she sweeps her hand upward, the flood of sheets flare to life with bright chi which then proceed to machine-gun into the largest opponent, at least twenty-six of those rapid-bursts meeting its mark before the girl makes a crash of her own, rolls into a ball, and then is on her feet once more in a dramatic, crouching pose, "... Heh. More like: Let's all get SCIENCE." ... "Oh hey a quarter!" it's right there at her foot! She picks it up.
Himeko coems towards Birdie. Birdie comes towards Himeko. And just as Birdie is moving to pick up Himeko, something terrible happens. Himeko bursts into Birdie, stopping him front not entirely grappling her, but mid toss, Birdie is unleashed upon, multiple strikes leaving Birdie no room to manuever or anything! Just strike after strike of rapid chi bursts!
Birdie's almost down for the count. Almost. But that doesn't mean shit, oh no, not to Birdie, even as he's knocked backwards.
"Heh... Heheh..." Birdie snorts, and then watches her pick up a quarter when he just attempting to throw her?! Oh this will never do. Call him focused, but Birdie isn't losing this easily.
"Alright. I'm bloody tired of you! HERE I COME!" Birdie manages to eek out, bloody and pained as all hell. Before unleashing pecks with his hair right towards Himeko!? Yes! Peck peck peck peck peck peck! OH THE HUMANITY. Oh the Himeko its going to hurt.
Sometimes, it is best to just stay quiet, and let the big boys settle things out. For Daniel Jack, this was one of those times. While he was still recovering from Himeko's sneak attack, Birdie was going in for the kill. But then, Himeko, in her own way, just blasted out of it. And Daniel was left with a sore appendix and the loss of night vision. As he slow pulls out of being winded... Birdie starts going over into the deep end on poor Himeko. Yeah. Last time he ran into those headbutts, he was cratered. So instead, he starts digging in for the big push.
That's right. The big push.
He dusts himself off, and does a short series of stretches. Not too harsh, as the internal injuries were really stacking up. He loosens his wrists, and enters the defensive stance of Todoh-Ryuu Kobojutsu... again. It is hard for him to focus with all the scene shifts! It is just weird, like the female santa thing. Positioning his legs shoulder apart, he positions his right hand forward, and his left hand right behind it. In his proper form, he just watches intently on the outcome of the assault that Birdie... was bringing down.
COMBATSYS: Daniel focuses on his next action.
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COMBATSYS: Himeko blocks Birdie's The Birdie MAX.
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"You're tired of -me-??" Hime shouts back, "I'm tired of -you-! I've had about enough of you, your potty mouth, your dumb face, your environmentally unfriendly conduct, -and- your chickenfight style!! ... W- Wait! He said it, not me!!" Hime then blurts out, pointing an accusing finger to Daniel off to the side once Birdie bursts forward with nothing short of pure ownage. No normal girl could fend off such an attack but luckily Hime is no normal girl. Handful of papers in hand, she shapes them into a rather clumsy sort of shield that Birdie just rams against over and over, the luck of that shiny quarter in her pocket shines bright in keeping up her sudden incredible defense to the very end! The papers litter to the floor (save for one in her hand), her arms feel like jelly and she slouches forward with a pained groan. That took a lot. Way too much out of her there. And dangit, don't tell her that Birdie is still standing too! ".. Oh you gotta be kidding me. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!"
Hime rushes forward, and the paper in hand erupts with bright energy once more, matching the white of it's sheet, with all her might she swings the energy up at Birdie with a near-helling roar- Should it connect it'd be enough to carry him a touch into the air, and a touch is all she'd need before grabbing his ankles, boggling at his funny-looking shoes, and then spins, spins, spins, finally flinging him off at one of the hapless war men! "GET LOST!!"
Disclaimer: Some would wager that Daniel was spared because Hime never hits a man while they are down. Others would speculate she just didn't want to get Jacked. And that's a lie. A damn filthy lie!
COMBATSYS: Himeko successfully hits Birdie with A B See Ya.
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Birdie knows that even as Himeko continues to get smashed but not get smashed, there's definitely something wrong! Birdie hates that. Birdie hates that /greatly/. His figure keeps thrusting forward, attempting to break Himeko under his hair piece, but it doesn't work! Oh no! Instead, Himeko's defenses are entirely rock solid, standing valiently before the tide of a flowing river rapids that aim to swiftly erode Himeko's waining strength.
This is not the entire case, as Birdie finds himself valiently attempting the unattemptable, effort wasted fruitlessly as Himeko comes back with a wrath and vengence that only women could possibly have.
Birdie's grasps, his figure unable to manuever due to the terrible bulk and horrid size her has the contend with, his own body his worst enemy as the fight enters the waning gazes of its life. Birdie's caught by the ankles before being spun, spun, spun and sent off at one of the hapless war men!
That war man is Daniel. BECUASE BIRDIE ISN'T STOPPING.
"SHOOT ME!? GRAHH!" Birdie spits, fired off like a lawn dart with the warning straped to his sides, emblazoned in a particular yellow that even firetrucks couldn't match.
COMBATSYS: Birdie can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Daniel counters Bull Horn Final from Birdie with You Got Jacked!.
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Daniel Jack watches Himeko intensely. When she points a finger at him, he doesn't even bat an eyelash. He just uses... the TODOH STARE. Unknown to everyone else, he actually kept his TODOH SPIRIT hidden, planning to use his natural talents in blending into the background. Think about it. Half the fight, he was in the BACKGROUND. Just like MASTER TODOH. It was genius! Brilliant!
And then, Birdie is launched.
The grace that Daniel Jack held was amazing. Especially when compared to his other, klutzy moves. When the massive man comes piling in with a shout, Daniel simply reaches out, and guides Birdie harmlessly towards the ground behind him. The building shudders slightly, and Daniel Jack just stares at Birdie, making sure he is down. Finally, he turns back around to Himeko.
"So. It comes down to this. The Saikyo Groove... versus the Way of Todoh." The detective bares his teeth in what is a very intense smile. "Sharp. Real sharp. This is how it is going down, you dig?" The detective cracks his knuckle, returning back to his defensive stance. "Now. Lets go."
And then there was two. It was a shame, Birdie put up one heck of a fight, many probably even placed bets on him making the top of this madness reel! Hime quickly turns her head to look to Daniel and his very impressive manner of stopping Birdie's human meteor attack and rolls her shoulders a bit as her standing opponent gets into his defensive stance.
The only bad thing here, though, is that she still doesn't appear to be in a good mood, "Look, I don't know what you just said, but I'm going to knock. you. OUT." And that's not a threat. That's a PROMISE.
The post apocalyptic world hasn't changed, nor WILL it change. Not until a winner is decided!! And so, the young heroine sprints toward Daniel, crossing her arms in front of her and then seems to trip and crash flat on her face, sliding along the ground. Clumsy.. OR IS IT? Green and red streamers shoot from her sleeves as she attempts to grab her opponents ankles and should she do so, the streamers twirl and mummify her foe, then glow with that briliant light once more, the chi twirling the detective like a tornado! However from the waist down the chi suddenly twists in the opposite direction with a *KRICK* and dies out, the papers falling loose.
COMBATSYS: Daniel blocks Himeko's Zombie Time.
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Daniel Jack saw that look in the girl's eye, and knew it would be true. There was no denying a strong will like that. He was too tired, the fight was running too long, and he was just too beaten. He was the underdog, the person that people puts bets as a long shot. Actually, the detective briefly wondered what his odds were like. He knew that Daniel Jack would be knocked out by Himeko. But the thing was... Daniel was going to make sure he would be the last one down.
Or try, as the case was.
Himeko's stumble attack was good for baiting Daniel out. He stepped forward, still stable. The Streamers, though, got their hooks in. Immediately, they began mummify the detective. He remembered this attack. Immediately, he brought his hand into his jacket, and the other behind his back. Immediately, he jutted out his elbows, and just STRUGGLED. By the time the streamers consumed him, he managed to loosen their grip enough to interrupt the spiral strike, causing it to break early. The detective tore through the whirlwind of streamers looking very ill, very flustered....
And with a submachine gun.
The detective tore the M-3 Grease Gun from behind his concealed holster hidden in the back of his dress coat. It met with the other hand, drawing out the magazine for the weapon. Looking furious, the detective levels the gun. "Let me lay it straight, then"
"Good fight, and good night."
And with that, Daniel Jack opens fire on poor Himeko, unleashing the rubber-tipped bullets en masse.
COMBATSYS: Himeko blocks Daniel's Jacked Thompson.
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".. Uh yeah, I don't -think- so," Hime replies, clearly unswayed and only slightly.. SLIGHTLY intimidated by the sudden unveiling of the M-3 Grease Gun. Hime's.. Never seen that before that's kind of nutty ain't it?? "... Uh, I think." Well she doesn't have much time to think, only time to do and when the detective opens fire, she could only drop to a crouch, arms crossed in front of her face as she withstands the CRAZY assault! Ptow pting ptoo as the bullets bounce off her surprisingly tough frame and when it's all over? She looks up and finds a little more distance between herself and her opponent. "... Huh. Hey! I'm ALIVE!" she cries with a thumbs up! A thumbs up in THREEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The girl rolls her shoulder, suddenly breathing heavily out of nowhere and the signs of fatigue just now showing within the ball of saikyo energy. Man, what's she going to do? What -can- she do?
Well she sucks it up, she takes what fighting spirit she has left and darts forward, eyes narrow. Finally she leaps and twists her hips in mid-air, thrusting another of her signature flying back-kicks toward her opponent, a little throw back to her older school fans as she cries, "mmMMMMMORTALS!!!"
COMBATSYS: Daniel counters Light Kick from Himeko with Zoot Suit Riot.
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Daniel Jack lets the gun run it's course, sweat rolling across his face. Finally, his hat falls off, revealing his strange mid-length hair combed over itself... without any bald spot to hide. The detective was struggling with everything he had, digging his nails into the pavement. After his gun runs empty, he realizes that Himeko, bless her little heart, was still standing.
That was one level above what Daniel was at.
Barely standing, the detective doesn't even seem to react properly to the girl's charge. Her leaping back-kick... is reacted poorly, as all he does is shove the gun up to deflect the hit. Suddenly, he drops the gun. Taking advantage of the girl as she was there, the detective just piles into Himeko. Daniel Jack starts off with a palm strike in the torso, followed by a hand chop, another hand chop, and finally another palm strike. Arguably, he was just hitting her until he couldn't keep her up in the air anymore. And Daniel?
He looked even MORE exhausted.
Judge Santa Robo-ko couldn't tell you how she did it, really. Scientists speculate that it is the spirit of Saikyo that shines bright even in the post-apocolyptic world! She just.. She just doesn't know what to quit, gosh darnnit, but even she had some uncertainties whether she could defeat Daniel in her state or not, they've fought before and Daniel had proven himself a very tough opponnent! Pam bow what! She's pretty much helpless to his next assault of attacks they hit good, they hit hard, but Daniel finds out soon enough that it doesn't finish the job- She spirals down toward the ground, but she doesn't crash into an unconscious heap! She instinctivly slaps her hand onto the floor and crashes down into such a crouch that she feels the intense sting in her legs! "More like we all have SCIENC-- Wait. I said that.."
Man she was in trouble, she was in some good trouble. Hime was forced to pull her ol' trump card, she had no clue if it would help her in this scenario but she had to try. With her vision a bit blurred, she stands up and clenches her hands into fists, hopping from foot to foot as she yells, "TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY FEET!!"
Flames burst! Hime bursts forward, launching at Daniel with a high kick at the neck! This is then followed by a flurry of low, middle and side kicks at a surprisingly quick rate, finalized with a greeting card that's suddenly in hand, ablaze with that bookalicious energy she sems to have an endless supply of. She swings that energy upward as his chin for the (hopefully) finishing blow, "My New Writing Technique is UNSTOPPABLE!"
COMBATSYS: Daniel counters Hisshou Shin Sho Hou from Himeko with You Got Jacked!.
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Hey, Daniel Jack was in the exact same boat. The Spirit of Saikyo, the Spirit of Todoh, and the Spirit of Kyokugen. They were important cornerstones of the universe, each with their own, different burning styles. Except Kyokugen and Todoh hated each other, and Saikyo, like that darn pot-smoking bum, just wanted to chill and do it's own thing. Daniel, as the spirit of Todoh, felt like he was going to lose at any minute. Himeko? She felt like she was going to lose at any minute. The only thing that Daniel Jack had over her was that he just didn't let her dealt that last killing blow.
And that is what saved him.
Staggering in a drunken matter as she begins her next tirade, the detective just shook his head. Her vision was blurred? His vision was blurred. The only difference that might exist... was the effects of the Burning Spirit of Todoh. Ryuhaku Todoh believed repetition was important. It made you tough, and able to fight with unnatural vigor. And there, the spirit boiled up into Daniel. As Himeko shot in with her cry for her country feet, Daniel suddenly gripped the girl's foot with an answer.
"Sorry, scuzzy."
And with that, the detective flips the girl across his body, and hard against the ground. The detective just sort of... stands there in a dazed state, awaiting for her next move...
"WHAT THE--!!" Well, Hime couldn't exactly say she was -surprised-, Daniel did seem to be -really- good at stopping his opponents dead and throwing them one way or another, he'd proven himself capable of doing that many times this fight. Her 'strategy' at this point was to just try to barrel through it but the inevitable had to happen.. She indeed... got Jacked. "WAUGH!"
A flip into the air, and she slams to the ground one more time, with a groan. Welp, that was it, she pushes herself off the floor, first to her knees, then to her feet, standing bow legged for a moment and finally utters, "............ You pass."
At that very moment a bouncy J-tune suddenly blasts from the speakers, the infamous tune of 'Funky Monkey Dance' blaring from them and her hands clenched into fists again as she wiggles her hips. What is she doing is she.. Psyching herself up?? She snaps her fingers, and proceeds to wave her arms in what could only be described as some sort of Para-Para routine. As the music gets more intense, the robot-heroine hops from foot-to-foot again to the beet which smoothly shifts into can-can kicks while she spins in a full three sixty! Another arm routine and she finalized with a Michael-Jackson style spin and finishes pointing fiercly into the air! The music cuts off immiedietly. ....
...
Finally the floor shakes, the engines rumble, and the lift raises all the way up to the first floor where the doors to freedom have already been opened- as Hime faceplants to the ground in defeat.
What, you are not familiar with the Kumatora dance?? It's right here, baby! http://dagobah.biz/flash/kumatora-dance.swf
COMBATSYS: Himeko takes no action.
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Daniel Jack indeed... just jacked victory from the jaws of defeat. The technique was literally the opposite of what Himeko was aiming for. Daniel could only hope that she wouldn't break through. That last toss wasn't even his preferred counter attack. It was just a toss away. He has such low expectations that he doesn't register that he might have won. The only thing he focused on was that Himeko was still moving. He doesn't even notice that she says 'you pass.'
He does, however, notice the dancing.
He can't turn his eyes away from the dancing.
Veeeeeeery slowly, Daniel Jack reaches inside his jacket. He frisks out a small silver flask, attempting not to incite her into anything dangerous. The dance, with the music, frightened him. At the same time, he wanted to complete an animation assignment with a bear, for some reason, the music stops when she breaks into a pose. And with that, the lift begins to move. By that point, though, Daniel had the flask open, downing it's contents quickly.
Never a belt fight again. Too much for nerves.
COMBATSYS: Daniel has ended the fight here.
Log created on 16:38:53 01/04/2009 by Birdie, and last modified on 11:48:47 01/31/2009.