Description: Oh snizzle! Poultry fight between Duck and Birdie with Shingo as the chaos agent. Duck Duck revolution isn't enough to take down the Big Brit and in the end the posse rolls home with a loss while Birdie gets the money and Shingo doesn't even get a hug. (Winner: Birdie)
A nice day at the zoo today in beautiful Southtown. The people are mostly gathered around the artificially made environment that was created for the penguins that inhabit the rather large zoo. Setting up outside of the artificial habitat is a small crew of people with 'The Duck Pond' on thier jackets as they set up a table with dual turntables, head set and 900 watt speakers so the music can be heard over the crowd if it gets too loud.
Yes, coming out of his quasi-retirement the Duck King is out on the habitat standing on the ice with arms crossed and with a broad grin on his face as he waves out to the crowd and a few people that recognize the flashy club owner cheer him on. He had been feeling the urge to come out and show he is still around these days and this little fight with Birdie might be the cure for the itch he has.
"Chaos agent huh, nevah delt with this shiz before." he says as P-chan pokes its head out of his hair and chirps. "Nah, it's coo. Ya better get to safety." he replies to the duckling and holds his hand up to let it hop into it and he walks over to a hand it to one of the crew that he brought with him. "A'ight! Let's get the opponent out here!"
The zoo is great! The Bird Man is having fun screwing with the heads of animals. Who cares if that sign says don't tease the animals, it's far too fun! Stupid lion cub liked chasing the metal chain as though it were a stringy ball of yarn. "Bloody animals!" he grunts, as he pulls his chain back and licks it before wrapping it around his arm once more. A quick walk towards the cold habitat and Birdie finds his foe.
"Hey!" he states with a grin to the crowd as he eyes his foe, as he follows it up by running his tongue along the length of his metal chain once more. "Ah, what do we got, here? Looks like a bloody wannabe, it does!"
The Birdie laughs, as he cracks his knuckles, "Well chap, this might just be quick, it will." the big man with a hole in his mohawk laughs. "Let's hurry on up, eh chap? I wanna go bugger them pandas exhibit, before them fuzzy buggers all go extinct!" With a graceless leap, he lands on the ice, his banana shoes slipping slightly as he gains his balance. "It's good to be back in action!" It'd be his fist big gig in a long while.
The last place Shingo would expect a SNF match to be held is at the Southtown Zoo. Even less of an expectation is being named by the event staff to serve as one of the controversial Chaos Agents between two unusually named fighters. Birdie and Duck King. Being in the penguin habitat makes it even more strange. He gets the feeling that somehow there is going to be an altercation involving a bird before the evening is over. But it could be simple paranoia.
Shrugging it off, Shingo nods to both fighters as they face center of the unusual ring. A slight frown given to Birdie's behaviour. Though he knows it's his task to fight as though he wanted to KO one if not both fighters, he feels somewhat uneasy because of them not being able to attack him back. He's a nice guy. He doesn't think it's much of a fight if the other person won't fight back. But, he's gotta do what he's gotta do. Shingo did agree to it and all. There's no turning back now.
"Alright. Let's keep this a good, clean fight. And enjoy it!" Shingo tosses a hand into the air showing his enthusiasm. Only to rub under the bridge of his nose with a finger, "Oh yeah, let's try not to wreck the place -too much-, eh guys?" He laughs and gives himself a mental reminder to take lots of notes during the fight.
"Shi....looks like we got ourselves a Limey." he calls back to his crew after seeing the opposing fighter make his way in. He seems to be all grins and in a relatively good mood, in fact it is hard to ever tell if Duck is ever serious or not. He waits another moment to let Shingo speak then he gives a bit of a nod to show that he understands before looking back over his shoulder at the turntable set up. "Yo DJ Buddy Lee. Lay us down a beat!"
And on cue the man standing behind the set up flips on the turntables and starts spinning the first record and 'Beats to the Rhyme' starts kicking up and thumping about the general area. "Time to get this party started!" he calls out and he then begins to move about in fluidly across the ice, his Converse seeming to keep his traction rather well while the distance is closed in. He then leans forward to kick up off his feet and land on a hand. "Oh yeah baby, this is how it is." he says and spins about to lash a foot outwards to strike at Birdie.
COMBATSYS: Duck has started a fight here.
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Duck 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Shingo has joined the fight here.
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Shingo 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Duck
COMBATSYS: Birdie has joined the fight here.
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Birdie 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Shingo
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Duck 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Duck successfully hits Birdie with Breakdance Spinkick.
Glancing Blow
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Birdie 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Shingo
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Duck 0/-------/-------|
With a laugh, Birdie listens to the mohawk wannabe's words, "You bloody got yerself a party, and you'll cry, and you'll want to!" Yes, there would likely be crying today.
As Duck lunges with his feet, Birdie can't move his large self out of the way fast enough. With his chain ready, he attempts to see if he can grapplet the Duck. "Ya got nothing, chap! You just a dumb bloke with shades, you are!" He grins as he attempts to latch the guy with a name of a far lesser species of poultry.
So it begins. The two fighters wasting now time in getting this party started. It's very much a party too. Thanks to the foresight of the Duck King to be kind enough to have his people here taking care of the sound entertainment. And while Shingo is not a big fan of the type of music being played, he endures it for the sake of the match. The match which is already underway.
Wait. It already started? D'oh. Shingo allowed himself to get distracted by the music and the uniqueness of Duck's opening attack (which frankly looks a little like capoeira to the boy) so much that he forgot that -he- was supposed to be participating as well. "H-hey! I never said you guys could start yet!" He shouts out while charging in on Duck after the water fowl named fighter hits his opponent. "So...TAKE THIS!" Planting his left foot firmly on the ground, Shingo pivots -backwards- on it into a forceful left hook. The propulsion of his run giving him enough momentum to keep moving without actually falling over.
COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Duck with Bandit Chain.
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Birdie 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Shingo
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Duck 0/-------/---====|
COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Shingo's Dokugami Mikansei.
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Birdie 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Shingo
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Duck 0/-------/---====|
Oh yeah, that foot did hit something, but instead of patting himself on the back for thinking he hasn't lost any of his fighting rhythm he soon finds himself being hooked about the arm when he is swinging about to push off his hand and land back on his feet. "Oh snap!" is all he yells when he feels the tug and he can only swings his legs upwards while being lifted by the chain and avoids missing Shingo's incoming attack. The impact on the ice doesn't feel too damn good when he hits it, though. The crowd lets out an audible 'OWW!' at the impact that leaves the ice slightly cracked under him.
Trying to keep himself from staying still too long he flips about to land on his stomach and much like a penguin he uses his arms to propell himself on his tomach forwards towards Birdie to get in close before initiating his next attack. He catches himself on his hands and his whole body swings up to where he is standing on his head. "Gonna take more than that to beat me, sucka." he says while swinning about on his head and windmilling his legs to kick at Birdie some more.
COMBATSYS: Birdie blocks Duck's Head Spin.
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Birdie 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Shingo
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Duck 0/-------/---====|
"To Heaven." Birdie grins, not really making too much sense as he says his favorite lines, but it's always fun in his mind. only to see yet more swirling kicks headed his way. It's a close call, but Birdie manages to defend himself from the oncoming attack, with his strong arms absorbing the blow of the kick. "Ya, well, more to beat ya, is it?" He grins wildly, his other hand in a tight fist, "How bout a bit more than, eh chap?"
Birdie wastes no time as he lunges with his feet. Their length and size perfect for showing that the British poultry man is more than meets the eye. "Ya got nothin, kid. Ya only just a kick in the bum, and I ain't no bum!" His smile remains as he strikes with his foot, using his size and the length of his legs to his advantage.
Striking air is cause for surprise from the Kusanagi-ryuu student. He was certain that Duck was just right there in front of him. It couldn't possibly be his fault that he missed. There isn't much time to think about whose fault it is as bodies, well a body, is being slammed around the place. Hopping out of the way, Shingo frowns slightly again at the massive Birdie. Shouting out to the British man, he says, "Wait a minute. Didn't you say that you were going to mess with the poor animals after this fight? I won't allow that! Can't you read! Do not taunt the happy fun animals! SHINGO KIIIIIIICKU!" The boy leaps in at the mowhawk that is Birdie's head with a sharp angular kick.
COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Duck with Strong Kick.
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Birdie 0/-------/----===|-------\-------\0 Shingo
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COMBATSYS: Shingo successfully hits Birdie with Shingo Kick.
- Power hit! -
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Birdie 0/-------/-======|=------\-------\0 Shingo
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Duck 1/------=/=======|
Duck stops turning on his head long enough for brows to raise when he sees that large boot coming in. "Oh fu-" and then the rest of his line is cut off by the sharp exhale of his breath when it slams into his stomach and sends the breakdancer off across the ice once again. He is a bit slow to get back to his feet while reaching upwards to run his hands through the hair he has. "Ah nah! I will show you a kick to the bum man!"
With that he is back gliding across the ice on his Converse before he kicks off his feet and catches himself on his hands and starts spinning on them before coiling up his body and pushing off his hands and launching upwards to spin in the air and drive his feet into the chin of Birdie.
COMBATSYS: Birdie blocks Duck's Break Spiral.
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Birdie 0/-------/=======|=------\-------\0 Shingo
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Duck 0/-------/------=|
Kicking, kicking, and more kicking seems to describe the evening. Nobody has even realized that Birdie has been saving up. Saving up for a big bang! A big bang with the power of a bull! That, when Birdie takes another oncoming kick from Shingo. "Bloody hell!" he shouts, "I ain't gonna hurt no bloody animals!" Birdie snidely grunts as he pauses, "including you!" he directs his gaze at Shingo. What an animal!
This duck sure likes to kick bigger birds than himself. As his pushing kick strikes against Birdie's arm, Birdie grits his teeth, as he pushes against it, and mititgates the pain into his arm to avoid ruining his concentration, "Damn bloke! You'll be a sitting duck when I'm done with you, you will!" With a swift head turn, Birdie shouts, "Final!" swiftly as he lunges swiftly at the ducky foe head first, using the slippery ice to guide him forward without much friction trouble as his mohawk hardens to empower his charge.
Shingo didn't mean to hit the man so hard. Well, yeah he did. But at least he got the bigger man to admit that he wasn't going to hurt any animals. That's good enough for him. Which means he now has to turn his attention back towards duck. Whom, if he heard correctly, almost uttered a fowl/foul word. We can't have any of that, you know. This is quality family entertainment! As much quality a family can get from watching kids and adults pound on each other for monetary gain. But you know what? Shingo could use that money to go to college! Gotta make mom happy.
One thing he has noticed so far in the fight... It's that while Duck's moves are somewhat flashy to look at. There's just something about them that tugs at Shingo in the back of his mind. If only he could figure out what it was. Then it hits him. It's very simple and it makes sense if you think about it. What is it exactly? Well, it's just that... "Your body is wide open!" Yep. That would be it. Punishment for such lack in technique where you leave yourself open to attacks will be swift and just.
COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Duck with Bull Horn Final.
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Birdie 1/------=/=======|=------\-------\0 Shingo
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Duck 0/-------/---====|
COMBATSYS: Shingo successfully hits Duck with Aragami Mikansei.
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Birdie 1/------=/=======|===----\-------\0 Shingo
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Duck 0/-------/--=====|
Twisting about in the air after his strike the Duck King lands on one foot and tries hopping to the side when he finds himself facing a charging Birdie. The ice must be messing with his flow and he not only gets bowled over by the larger fighter, but also Shingo adds his own amount of hurt. Picking himself up the ice Duck readjusts his vest jacket and he shakes his head to cause his hair to bounce about. "Got to get my funk back..."
His expression spreads into a wide grin as he looks to Birdie, yeah he is getting shit owned right now, but he is having a blast at least. The song switches up in the background and some Macho Man starts thumping in the back. "All right, one last go at this! Get ready big man." He calls out in fair warning then he dives forward while curling up into a ball and rolling forward before he manages to slow his momentum and spin about on his back when he nears the larger fighter and becomes a spinning flurry of flying legs.
COMBATSYS: Birdie endures Duck's Neo Break Storm.
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Birdie 1/----===/=======|===----\-------\0 Shingo
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Duck 0/-------/--=====|
There's nothing to do but enjoy this, as the British thug lets the Duck strike him dead on. In fact, Birdie took the time of his boring speech to use his knife to fix his hair,with his knife. As the smaller man's feet plow into his chest though, the Bird man makes no attempt to defend himself, yet he was expecting the strike all along as his grins only dithers to a slight wince from the pain. "Heh, a'ight. Ya gave it yer last go, as ya said you would. Thanks for the warnin', chap!"
Birdie's smile widens as he suddenly leaps into the air at a great speed. A speed one wouldn't expect a big, sluggish man like Birdie to be able to travel at. "I guess you lose." he grins as he descends to the icy ground below. "Now you is just a sittin' Duck, you are! Sit, or I'll force ya to, I will!"
The situation is looking pretty sweet for Birdie the mighty right about now. Even after receiving such a powerful Shingo Kick earlier the man still doesn't look as worn or beaten as the other fighter. As Chaos Agent of the match it is his duty, no mission, to ensure that things remain as fair and equal as it can be. He hasn't been playing the favouritism game, not knowing either of the combatants, but he just can't allow such blatant advantageous circumstances to continue.
Watching Birdie come crashing down at Duck, Shingo chooses to make his move. While the big man is messing with Duck, the boy runs up to him with an elbow jab. When it connects, he unfolds his arm to grab Birdie's shirt. He may not be strong enough to lift the chain-fighter up, but that's why his curled fist is there to help. The punch aimed at Birdie's side. Seeing that Shingo would be attacking from his side and not head on. Head on being probably where Duck is standing.
[OOC] Duck says, "Nice knowing you all. *Salute*"
COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Duck with Bull Revenger.
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Birdie 0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0 Shingo
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COMBATSYS: Shingo successfully hits Birdie with Hatsugane.
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Birdie 0/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0 Shingo
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Coming out of his spin the Duck King is left on his back to stare upwards as he sees the large man coming downward at him. He attempts to roll on the side, but he only gets two big boots against his back side before getting manhandled by the chain user. When he tumbles across the ice he is slow to get up. In fact it is amazing he can manage to gather the will to even get to his feet. "You got the strength, suckah." he tells the man and and then takes a few steps forward.
"But you don't have the vibe or the style!" He drops down to catch himself on his hands and he then swings about to lash his feet out to take Birdie's feet out from under him while Shingo is throwing his own strike. He then starts to twirl about onto his shoulders while windmilling lets about a few times to kick the big man repeatedly. A few strikes is all he gets before he just seems to run on empty and he ends up sitting down on the ice breathing heavily.
COMBATSYS: Duck can no longer fight.
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Birdie 0/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0 Shingo
COMBATSYS: Birdie blocks Duck's Dancing Calibre.
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Birdie 1/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0 Shingo
Birdie laughs, as he smashes the Duck man amongst the ice, causing the freezing surface below to crack. As he finishes his chain assault, he feels the rather powerful jab that Shingo struck while he was chain smashing his foe to the snow beneath. It hurts, but not as much as Birdie hurt the Duck. "You through, bloke! Now you a sittin duck, you are!" The Brit chuckles as the Duck gives it his all. The Duck King's strength is draining however, and it takes little effort to defend against the attacks. Birdie may be a bit cocky, but he's still no moron, atleast by public knowledge.
As his foe lies there in the ice, he grabs his in his hand as he unwraps it, the rushing thrill of victory overcoming him, "I'm numba one!" He grins, as he eyes the crowd with a thumbs up. There aren't too many claps however, and Birdie doesn't truly care. "Ya know, chap. Lyin' there, strugglin to breath right, ya don't seem to got much rythym neitha." He grins, as he scampers his way off of the slippery cold surface, his steel chain busily being licked thuroughly by his tongue. The ability to get between every link in the chain is years of experience and practiced chain licking. "Cheerio, mate!" he grins, awaiting a victory prize, where surely any metal coins will be most delicious, as well as valuable cash.
Over so soon? Shingo blinks after his attack seemingly did nothing to Birdie, "Wow. Tough guy." There's no point in going on. He was only here to disrupt the flow of things by being nosey. With the conclusion, his job is done. There's nothing left to do except to make room for the medic team to treat Duck's wounds. Luckily for him he didn't have to worry about those. Just remembering what notes he took for his handy-dandy notebook. Which is pulled out and scribbled into as he exits the fight area and walks away to take care of business.
"Ahh shit son, I ain't making complaints. I am out of practice." he says to the other man. Is he mad? Maybe a bit, but his good sportsmanship just doesn't allow it to show. He gets to his feet and he makes his way back to his feet and waves dismissively to any people that come his way to treat him. "All right boys, let's ride!"
Almost on command the group pull apart things and stuff them into the van to go home as Duck gets into his Coup de'Ville and taps the fuzzy dice on it while P-chan is handed back to him. "Back to the club." And with that the hydraulics of the caddy start up and Duck King rolls on out with the van following behind.
Log created by Duck, and last modified on 17:14:18 06/11/2005.