Description: Whoever said that violence was bad for kids? In lieu of the normal song-and-dance number by Disney's costumed drama students, the reinforced stage has been repurposed as a makeshift fighting ring, albeit one with highly-flammable curtains and the like. The backdrop has been set in a classic Aladdin desert piece. Ah, but where are the costumes? Adon has been given a really sweet-ass Jafar outfit, with all the pointy black bits and fake facial hair. A smaller Iago outfit has been made for his mini-Sagat cohort. It's up to these two to make Terry's and Ken's match hell in any way they see fit.
Disney World Resort - Sunny Southern California - USA
The day before.
9:05 AM
There's been a lot of back and forth between Masters Media and The Disney Company about how to have a match in the middle of the park during prime traffic season. A conclusion has been reached, and the pool of participants has been selected. Unfortunately, due to either scheduling conflicts or outright pride issues.. There has been a bit of a snaffu.
Supposedly, Mini-Sagat broke into the park laughing hysterically and ran off to 'libertate' some of the animatronic children from the Small World ride, leaving a gaping hole in the scheduling, as well as a major attraction down for an unknown amount of time for repairs.
A lone phonecall to Ken Masters leaves the CEO grumbling, because he knows first hand that the match he's about to participate in is going to litterly get a bit more.. insane. "...Ken, it's me. There's an issue. One of the people we've agreed to for the Arabian Nights theme has decided to show up early, and bring down one of our better attractions, and from the looks of it, we're no longer in agreement on who all is supposed to be apart of it."
There's a long exhasperated sigh from Ken as he mulls over the situation. "All right. So. Since the theme is Aladdan, why not get Gil? I'll pay for his expenses out of pocket. Besides, it's not like he's working any time soon."
"...You're kidding. This.. will not end well, I hope you understand this."
"The Saturday Night Fights rarely ever do. I'm fairly certain this will prove to be a good idea in the end... I hope."
The stage has been set.
The Happiest Place on Earth is about to get violent.
May god have mercy on us all.
'It's for the kids!'
"No."
'but--the kids!!'
Terry turns and grabs the flunky pestering him by the collar. "I said no. I love kids, but there is only so far that I'll go for this crap."
Weakly, the flunky holds up an Aladdin costume... the fancy one, the one he wore as the Prince... and Terry shakes his head. "Not this time, man."
And then he's walking out on the stage. Normally, he's happy to do that kind of thing--well, if not 'happy', willing. But with the war having just ended recently, and Terry recovering from an -atom bomb-... he's not in the mood. But he perks up a little.
At least he's gonna fight someone who is at least ostensibly a friend--and, more importantly, as good a fighter as Terry himself. Ought to be fun.
"NO!"
Adon screams in the phone, sitting in the park security office. "I! ADON! THE EMPEROR OF MUAY THAI! Will REFUSE to participate in THIS SATURDAY NIGHT FIGHT if you DARE pair me with that BLITHERING BUFFOON! I made it CLEAR that my LITTLE SAGAT would be my PARTNER in this RIDICULOUS PERFORMANCE! It is not MY FAULT you cannot take care of one of the FINEST ORPHANS in ALL of MUAY THAI!" Mini-Sagat, meanwhile, is fighting off the Disney Secret Police on one of the cameras, deep within the depths of Space Mountain. Adon continues to howl. "NEVER! I WILL NOT! YOU CANNOT PAY ME ENOUGH!"
Adon pauses for a moment.
"Did you say -DOUBLE?!-"
The Emperor waits behind the Thailand exhibit of the It's A Small World, scratching at his fake beard. He was not paired with Iago, not just yet. He was informed that Gil was going to be late; as usual. The Emperor murmurs and growls, looking at his outfit. "I do not SEE why I must JAFAR! What is JAFAR?! I HATE KEN MASTERS! He will RUE the DAY he INSULTED I! ADON!"
"THE EMPEROR OF MUAY THAI!"
Ken doesn't bother dressing up in the big blue outfit they tried getting him into. He's no genie. Besides, blue isn't his color. It's all about the red. There's a brief moment where everyone wonders if he's going to even bother with the costume, but instead he does put on one of those famed mouse earred hats with his name on the front of it. It's obvious he is going to enjoy himself. Last time he tried himself against Terry, things went fairly bad.
This time however, he's got something to help break the ice and losing streak he's managed to rack up with the SNF. He cracks his knuckles and nods towards Terry, obviously ignoring the fact that Adon's there, dressed like a damned fool while the two participants decide that costumes are for losers. (Fact: Adon is a loser.)
A hand is offered towards the world's most famous hobo wolf. "Don't hold back on me Terry."
Of course, wearing a pair of mouse ears totally kills what ever sincerity and fire the audience may have started feeling.
Mouse Ears - destroyer of worlds.
COMBATSYS: Ken has started a fight here on the right meter side.
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COMBATSYS: Terry has wandered into the fight here on the left meter side.
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Terry 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Ken
COMBATSYS: Adon has joined the fight here in the center.
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Terry 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Ken
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Terry tips his hat. He gives Adon a quick glance, a shake of the head, and then he nods to Ken. To the instruction not to hold back? He just smirks. Obviously Ken doesn't understand that Terry would -never- insult Ken by holding back on him.
He just gives Ken a look, then says, almost sardonically, "Nice hat." This -really- isn't the place for a fight, but what the hell, Disney agreed to it. So Terry just launches himself, right off the bat, driving forward with four powerful steps before dropping himself into a low, sweeping slide kick--one which he takes the momentum for and slaps his hands on the flooring, pushing up into a thrust kick for Ken's chin.
It's something of a joy to fight a fight without lives on the line, and Terry revels in it--he's grinning like he hadn't since the war started.
"Show time Adon!"
As Adon gets the signal, he begins to walk up, looking upon his 'victims.' Terry Bogart, and Ken Mistress. The Emperor sneers, looking fairly regal in his black and red robes. As he begins his entrance, he calls out the lines he was told to speak. "SO! The Street Rat and his Geni- WHY THE HELL IS KEN ALLOWED TO NOT DRESS UP!?" The Emperor screams. "AAAAAARGH! THIS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!"
But then, Iago arrives.
There is a strange, shrunken man dressed in a parrot suit walking on to the exhibit behind the Emperor. Parrot suit, however, is a loose term. The Wrinkly, rotten-face man seems to mostly have colorful feathers pasted onto him. It wouldn't even be obvious who is was supposed to be... until he calls out.
"Why HELLO! I'm GILBERT GOTTFRIED! I was the PARROT in ALADDIN! WOW!"
Gilbert Gottfried suddenly bursts out from beside Adon, the little man running up right next to him. "OH MY GOD! IT IS KEN MASTERS! HOW IS IT DOING KEN! HOW IS THE WIFE AND KIDS! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS! WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT YOUR WIFE THEN? HWA HWA HWA!"
The man in the parrot suit looks over at his partner, the increasingly confused-looking Adon "LOOK AT YOU! I mean, LOOK AT YOU! What the HELL happened to you JAFAR? I didn't remember any FITNESS CLUBS at AGRABAH!" Adon looks stunned at the creature beside him. "Who am I? I AM ADON! THE EMPEROR OF MUAY THAI!" The Jaguar of Muay Thai howls. But despite his screeching, his sidekick screams right back. "The EMPEROR of MUAY THAI? WOW! JEEZE! That is REALLY SOMETHING! I'm more into PAD THAI myself! HWA HWA HWA"
Adon stares at Gilbert.
Adon slowly shifts his gaze towards Ken.
There is nothing but cold, unyielding hatred. Only the promise of money will save Ken now. "YOU! YOOOOOOU! GENIE!! I! JAFAR! THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WORLD! Shall UNLEASH the POWER of MUAY THAI with his MAGIC STAFF for BRINGING ME this STUPID BIRD! HAAAAATE! HAAAAAAAAAATE!" Adon thrusts the staff in the general direction of Ken, unleashing an infared laser. Should it land somewhere near Ken, an 'explosion' and spray of water will shoot up.
"JAGGA!"
COMBATSYS: Terry successfully hits Ken with Fire Kick.
- Power hit! -
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Terry 0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-------
COMBATSYS: Ken dodges Adon's Large Thrown Object.
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Terry 0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-------
Of course Terry wouldn't hold back. There has been serious doubt as to wether or not the man knows WHAT the meaning of holding back is. So as that powerful kick slams into Ken's jaw, the Ansatsuken expert flies backwards, slamming into a makeshift tower that crumples down upon him.
Of course, the loudass (Adon) is truly playing the part of an insane vizier. Gilbert is outright ignored, mainly because Ken has never been a fan of his style of comedy, only to twitch slightly at the comment about not having any kids. "I do have a son..." There's a brief shake of his head as he pulls himself from the rubble, only to see some of that famous Disney smoke and magic errupt around him.
There's a quick roll away from the blast of water, and Ken's already rushing to his feet. Temptation to plant a foot into Adon's face is over ridden by common sense. Terry requires immediate attention. Adon can come later.
Quickly rushing towards the legendary wolf, Ken quickly spins on the ball of his foot moving to plant a powerful roundhouse against Terry's jaw. Tit for tat, so to speak.
COMBATSYS: Terry blocks Ken's Inazuma Kakato Wari.
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Terry 0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-------
Tit for tat--but not this time, as Terry bounces back and forth on his feet, staying loose and ready. That kick meets his forearm, tensed and reinforced, and the impact is pretty tremendous--but nothing he can't handle. "Y'know," he says, conversationally, as he repels the incoming kick, "I'd -almost- say we should take the loudmouth out and then get back to the fight..."
He grins--joking, apparently, or mostly, at least. Just as the Wolf drops to one knee, some intrepid lights and effects man triggers off something else, and smoke-fireworks go off around him, as he unleashes his chi in the form of a yellow-white wave of power, slamming his right fist into the ground to release the energy. This close, it -might- be hard for Ken to avoid it--but Terry isn't betting too much on it.
The other blond is way too slippery for Terry to ever -assure- himself a hit, and he knows it.
Adon continues to try and play the role of an evil Jafar. He struggles so hard. "Come ON Ken? You think if you are TOO GOOD to play a GENIE, you should LEARN to TAKE YOUR HITS! Isn't that right IAGO?" Gilbert, however, shifts his attention to Terry. "And TERRY BOGARD! WOW! It really is an ALL STAR CAST! We got KEN MASTERS, TERRY BOGARD, and some delivery boy. RIGHT JAFAR?" Adon throws grabs the staff with both hands, tensing up. "You STUPID IDIOT! How DARE you INSULT ME!!!" Gilbert throws up his hand defensively. "EASY JAFAR! I'm only KIDDING!"
"But seriously folks, how about that TERRY BOGARD."
Adon turns a bright shade of red, focusing back on the fight unfolding. "Perhaps this STREET RAT needs a LESSON in MANNERS! SO! STREET RAT! LET US see how you FACE my FIERCEST MINIONS, the DREADED MUAY THAI CHILDREN of DISNEY WORLD!" Tapping his cane on the ground, several of the animatronics near Terry spring to life, spinning around rapidly. Keeping underfoot, they attempt to slam into the Legendary Wolf. With both Ken and the robots filling the ground near him, he might find himself well annoyed. If not...
Well, maybe Iago can fix that.
"..That might be a good idea. I mean, he IS constantly yelling. What sort of example is that setting for the children?" Ken grins slightly as he quickly moves backwards. Terry is a threat, and staying within that man's range of swings can really be a problem.
Of course, there is that explosion of smoke and effects. Ken has to hand it to the Imagineers. They know how to make a show really come to life.
However, that wave of chi that's rushing towards Ken proves once more that there is no such thing as a hinderance in a fight, only taking advantage of what's around you. Of course, Ken's got his own bag of tricks, and he quickly forms the ball of blue-white chi, thrusting it forward towards Terry's own chi attack that's surging for him.
"HAAADOUKEN!"
COMBATSYS: Ken fails to slow Power Wave from Terry with Hadouken.
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Terry 0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-------
COMBATSYS: Terry dodges Adon's Random Weapon.
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Terry 0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-------
Terry proves to be, at least for the moment, a touch too fast for Ken--the Power Wave beating out the Hadouken. Terry doesn't have time to admire the handiwork, though--not with those animatronics coming to life around him, swinging robotic fists and knees and legs. He performs a neat double backflip to clear the robotic things, and then...
... well, naturally, he keeps on the attack--taking three good steps and then leaping high, aiming to hammer a right-left combo into Ken's head as he closes to range, ending with a third punch--a right uppercut--as he lands. He sympathizes--it was a great tactical response--but that's how fights go.
"Really," he says, with a grin, "that guy keeps yapping much more and I think I might have to hand him his ass next..."
Adon shakes a fist, fuming. "Trying to STAY ALIVE, STREET RAT? KYA HA HA-" The emperor's laugh is swiftly interrupted as Iago screams out towards Terry. "So the LEGENDARY WOLF, HUH? Why a WOLF? Why not a BEAR, or maybe a TIGER." The comedian sticks a thumb towards Adon. "ANIMAL BOY here is partial on JAGUARS. Maybe Ken can get a MOUSE SUIT and we can have just one big PARTY! I mean, my god, I AM A PARROT! But seriously, what about that BLUE MARY! How is she now? If she came in here, we might have our COUGAR to round it out!"
Adon suddenly breaks the staff in half.
"THAT DOES IT!" Adon screams, suddenly grabbing Gottfried. "YOU! You SIMMERING pile of PUKE! I! JAFAR! THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER! IN THE WORLD! CANNOT STAND such an OBNOXIOUS and SCREECHING BUFFOON! I do not CARE if the contract says TO LEAVE YOU UNHARMED! GENIE!!" Adon screams, holding up the man by the collar of his neck.... and pulling out something from his shirt.
THE LAMP.
"GENIE! FOR MY FIRST WISH! I DESIRE that you DISPOSE of this PARROT as you SEE FIT!" And with that, the Emperor hurls the man right at Ken, all to the tune of the screaming of the comedian.
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIGH!"
COMBATSYS: Ken expertly dodges Terry's Strong Punch.
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Terry 0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-------
COMBATSYS: Ken blocks Adon's Large Thrown Object.
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Terry 0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0 Ken
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That first strike of Terry's narrowly misses Ken's face as he expertly steps backwards, grinning at the man. "All right. I say we both punch him and put him out of our misery." A slight wink is given towards the Legendary Wolf, only to blink a couple of times as it seems Adon finally snaps.
The screaming 'Parrot' is enough to make Ken spin around, only to see that he's got a flailing man in a parrot suit flying right at him. This isn't something that happens every day. It's every other day for most fighters.
There's a faint thud as Ken quickly catches the Gil, bracing his muscles for most of the impact. That's when the idea hits him. "Hey Terry. One sec." The crimson clad man's shoulders tense as he hefts Gilbert Gottfried upwards, only to fling the man right back at 'Jafar'.
"SORRY. My wife doesn't like me taking him random animals. Says you never know what they may have!"
Terry whiffs, but, he was half expecting that--and when Ken takes him up on the proposal, he laughs. "Well... why not?" Terry breaks off of his attack on Ken, and turns, as Ken hurls the functionary back to Adon. He's not gonna throw random pieces of the set... and Gilbert's already sailing back...
... So Terry launches--himself. Actually he runs hard, leaps up, and lands on Gilbert's back--earning a very Iago-like squawk from the B-lister--and then launches himself off of Gilbert, just as the man arrives back at Adon...
Only Terry is leading with one sneakered foot, aimed right for Adon's mouth. Hey, if it shuts him up, that's all he needs. Let's see how Adon takes retaliation. Terry's bet? Not too well. Most wouldn't--Chaos Agents are, by and large, attacked outright, but, hey...
COMBATSYS: Ken successfully hits Adon with Large Thrown Object.
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Terry 0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
COMBATSYS: Adon blocks Terry's Medium Kick.
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Terry 0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|----===
Gilbert Gottfried, fortunately, is caught by the heroic Ken. The comedian looks at the fighter, gasping. "Oh thank GOD Ken. For a minute there, I thought I was a- GAAAAAGH!" The parrot is sent sailing right back to Adon, the bearded man stepping down from the Thai exhibit, screaming. "YOU ALL RUINED ME! I AM JAFAR!" As Terry shoots forward, the Emperor's body seizes up, the magician's body tensing tightly. "FOOLISH STREET RAT! You think your KICKS can stop a TRUE MASTER of the ART OF-"
IAGO'D
The Emperor catches the comedian with his head, taking the Gil right in the head. "GRAAAAAAH! You OAF!" Adon screams, grabbing Gilbert as a human shield. The parrot man begins to molt, looking somewhat dazed. Looking at Terry, the comedian begins to mutter. "... A talent agent... IS SITTING in his OFFICE...." Meanwhile, Jafar looks at Ken, thrusting his leg again and again at Terry, screaming at Masters. "GENIE! FOR MY SECOND WISH!"
"KILL THE STREET RAT!"
There's a slight sense of satisfaction as Adon gets pegged with Gilbert, making Ken grin ever so slightly. It's the little things that makes all of this worth the trouble at times.
Of course, Ken still has to worry about Terry. The Legendary Wolf isn't going to beat on Adon non-stop, and eventually the attention will shift back to him. The crimson clad man's lungs expand as he takes a deep breath, allowing his focus once more to be centered.
It's time to get real serious folks.
COMBATSYS: Ken starts to get serious!
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Terry 0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|----===
COMBATSYS: Terry blocks Adon's Strong Kick.
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Terry 0/-------/-======|=======\-------\0 Ken
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Adon's kicks are pretty good, no lie. But Terry's seen Muay Thai before, and he stands his ground--intercepting the kicks with forearms, with open palms. "Not bad," he says, to Adon, with a smile. Hey, why not? The guy can kick, after all.
"But you should maybe look at how someone like Sagat kicks... that guy really packs a strong kick. 'scuse me, got a fight to win," he says, as he crouches, pushes off--and leaps back towards Ken. Sure, attacking the guy was fun for a bit, but in the end, it's Ken he has to defeat. As he leaps, he feints another punch, but really it's a flying knee he's trying to feed to Ken, his right knee, in fact, aimed for Ken's chin.
How Sagat Kicks.
There is an audible snapping sound that cuts through the room. 'Jafar' drops a punch-drunk Gilbert into the water. "And then, the dog, moves up behind the daughter..." The comedian murmurs before dropping in the drink. Adon does not care, glaring with an unholy fury at Terry. "What. WHAT!?!"
"HOW DARE YOU!" The Emperor screams, throwing his hands in the air. "SAGAT is nothing but a MEWLING BABE compared to the MIGHT of my MUAY THAI POWER! You BEHATTED SIMPLETON! You BLONDE-HAIRED RUBE! I WILL SHOW YOU JUST HOW STRONG I REALLY AM!" The Emperor leaps high into the air, flipping through in a very Un-Jafar like manner. Raising his heel high in the air, he lets it flare up with.... Arabian magic. Lets go with that. Aiming it right for the hat, the Muay Thai expert attempts to dropkick it hard unto the American.
"JAGGA KEEK!"
COMBATSYS: Terry successfully hits Ken with Light Kick.
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Terry 0/-------/-======|=======\-------\1 Ken
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That's twice now Terry has struck Ken in the chin. So far, the score weighs in heavilly on the Legendary Wolf's favor, making Ken wonder if this match might just very well end up in another loss. Only the future will tell the outcome of this match (even if Adon is doing his best to play up the chaos factor).
Ken isn't going to try and put some distance between himself and Terry this time, seeking only to rush forward with a feint jab. Of course, thats only step one. Steps two through five include grappling ahold of Terry, and applying pressure in various places, only to kick him away at the last moment if it all works out.
COMBATSYS: Terry dodges Adon's Jaguar Kick.
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Terry 0/-------/-======|=======\-------\0 Ken
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COMBATSYS: Terry blocks Ken's Combo Grapple.
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Terry didn't get this far by being oblivious... to fighters. Women, yes--but fighters? No. Even as he's dealing with Ken, who chooses to remain up-close and personal, he can feel Adon's lightspeed kick coming--one thing at a time, though. Ken's jab is blocked, the pressure points shifted to avoid the full impact...
... and Terry jumps back with that kick, lessening that impact and, thankfully, keeps him out of Adon's strike zone. "Nice try, 'Emperor'," smirks the blonde Wolf, keeping his attention on Ken. No such taunts for the Ansatsuken fighter--he respects him.
There's just a bit of a laugh and a nod to the Masters man, before Terry keeps fighting--keeping it simple-ish, with a flurry of left jabs, both feints and real strikes, leading to a boxing-style right cross.
Yes. Adon is playing up the chaos agent on purpose.
Right.
"GRAAAAAGH!" Came the scream as the heel lands with a splash. "DO NOT IGNORE ME! DO NOT MOCK ME! IAGO! MY TRUSTY ASSISTANT!" Adon lowers himself down, lifting up the nearly unconscious Gilbert from the water. "... And sweat! YUCK! Sweat! No, NO SWEAT. That's just DISGUSTING!" The comedian mutters. The Emperor shakes him hard. "IAGO! My TRUSTY BIRD! I am IMPORTANT RIGHT?" The Muay Thai master stares into his bird companion.
"... So where was I... OH RIGHT! The FATHER starts SCREWING the DAUGHTER...."
The Emperor screams in frustration. "WORTHLESS BIRD! WORTHLESS EVERYTHING! I AM THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING! AND YOU..." Adon points at Ken Masters, eyes burning with anger. "This is YOUR FAULT! I am DESERVING of GREATER ROLES! You INSULT ME! AND NOW! I! WILL! BREAK YOU!" Clinging on to the birdman, the Emperor charges Ken, holding Gilbert high over his head. Should he close in, he will begin smashing the OTHER blond with the comedian.
"JAGGA PARROT!"
COMBATSYS: Terry successfully hits Ken with Medium Punch.
> Determined Hit! <
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COMBATSYS: Ken expertly dodges Adon's Fierce Punch.
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The blows land hard, leaving Ken rather stunned for a few moments. Terry hits hard, much harder then Ken keeps forgetting to remember, and every time the legendary wolf lands one of those heavy blows, its enough to almost shake Ken's resolve to win.
Terry unfortunately isn't the only thing Ken has to worry about in this match, and so far Adon's doing his best to look like the complete nincompoop. However, once the Vizier decides to charge forward and start swinging around the horrible comedian that's been partnered with him, Ken's already stepping away, expertly allowing his own foot work to show he's still a good deal above Adon's own expertise for the time being.
Yet, there's a slight grin as chi suddenly errupts to life upon Ken's right fist, only for the crimson clad man to rush towards Terry Bogard, seeking to strike him with what appears to be the Shoryuken, yet, if that one blow does connect, it'll be followed by even more brutal blows, only to end in a errupting geyser of flames being fed by the Ansatsuken expert's own chi.
"SHINRYUU KEN!"
COMBATSYS: Terry blocks Ken's Shinryuu Ken+.
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Terry 1/------=/=======|-------\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
It's a brutal series of attacks--and Terry faces it bravely. Boldly. Taking some hits on his forearms, others by twisting his body and letting Ken impact the meatier, hardier parts--the ones that'll ache less afterwards. That final, spiraling attack, though, Terry jumps back from.
And he's already preparing his own response, power surging through him like a tidal wave, flaring into his right hand--it starts glowing like a burning brand as, not waiting for Ken to come down from his rising uppercut, Terry lunges to meet him, fist extended. It definitely is not the usual 'Burn Knuckle'--Terry normally launches himself horizontally, not upwards at an angle--but one doesn't become a master by not being able to adapt.
For the moment, Adon is forgotten, or, at least, set aside. Surely he'll make himself a nuisance once more, but for the moment, there is only Terry and Ken.
And the Mickey Mouse ears.
Adon lived for many things. The fame of Muay Thai. The skill of Muay Thai. For the status of holding the title of the best of Muay Thai. Glory was what Adon loved above all, in the sense that people worship and fear him. But when paired with two of the best and most famous fighters in the world, the Emperor could not help but feel... overshadowed. And with that, he says the most telling line of the aging martial artist.
"PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
Swinging the comedian around like a rag dog, Adon was raging, outright fuming at the insult the other fighters were giving him. "And then, the dog DIES! But the dad doesn't stop!" Gilbert mutters, as the Emperor screams, hurling his parrot away. "I AM THE BEST AT MUAY THAI! You FOOLS! You SIMPLETONS! Why are you IGNORING ME! I am the BEST! I AM THE BEST!" Finally losing the last glimpses of his self control, he begins to pursue Terry. "STREET RAT! Let me show you, just how JAGGA LIKE I can BE!" The Emperor hurls a wild, roundhouse kick right for the back of Terry as he unleashes the Burn Knuckle. HOping to throw him off guard, then Ken will attack the same blond. And then, only then.
He and Adon would be alone.
COMBATSYS: Ken dodges Terry's Burn Knuckle.
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Terry's attack is something most people try not allow themselves to get smacked by. The Burn Knuckle, well.. It hurts. A lot, and Ken currently isn't in a position to allow himself to be hit by it, and the timing of it is to be applauded, only for the crimson clad man to twist his body, allowing the attack to narrowly pass him by.
Once Ken's feet touch the ground, he's already spinning his body to launch his next attack. Hand's spring forward, seeking to grab ahold of Terry's clothing, only to yank the man forward if successful, while Ken flings himself backwards, arching the legendary wolf over him with a foot springing upwards to finish the throw.
Of course, the mouse ears are still fully in place on Ken's head. Take that Physics.
COMBATSYS: Terry dodges Adon's Strong Kick.
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Terry 1/------=/=======|-------\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
COMBATSYS: Terry fails to interrupt Jigoku-guruma from Ken with Rising Tackle.
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Terry 1/------=/=======|=------\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
Adon? Ken takes care of that, hurling Terry into a whirlwind ride--and yanking him right out of Adon's path. Pretty slick, that. Not so slick? Terry's attempt to break out of the spinning throw--he tumbles, and lands hard, bouncing once.
That bounce lets him come back up on his feet, though, amidst the 'parapets' of the city, and he just grins at Ken. It's all he needs to do. Fight's not nearly close to over yet... But they're getting there. Ken's already unleashed one epic strike...
Terry's saving his, for now.
"NO! NO! NO!"
Adon FUMES as Ken steals his attack away from him. "IDIOTIC AMERICANS!" The Emperor screams, his kick destroying a small doll child. "How dare you NOT TALK ABOUT ME! I am the CHAOS AGENT! I am JAFAR! I am the MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER! And you DARE treat me as some sort of... BITTER ANNOYANCE!?" The Emperor squirms, his raw anger boiling out.
Gilbert, meanwhile, continues his story with the doll from France.
The Emperor of Muay Thai shifts his attention on Ken, trembling with anger. "Perhaps I have not been HARD ENOUGH on you, MASTERS!" Adon screams, raising his hands high in the air. "DO YOU HEAR ME MASTERS?! LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING!" Howling with rage, Adon finally leaps high in the air, arcing slow and long as he finally reaches a wall. Leaping off with blazing speed, he shoots directly for Ken Masters's che- no. Not his chest.
His Groin.
"JAAAAAAAGGAA TOOOOOOTH!"
COMBATSYS: Ken dodges Adon's Jaguar Tooth.
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Terry 1/------=/=======|=------\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
Ken turns his attention finally to Adon, truly struggling not to start laughing. A smirk however does cross his face as he listens to the man rant and rave, honestly doing his best to stay in character for it. "You know, I'm starting to wonder if you'd do better as an employee for Disney instead of being a fighter. You've got the character of Jafar down pat."
The crimson clad man quickly leaps backwards, putting space between himself and Adon, grinning as the only groin Adon's going to be hitting is that of the makeshift stage the fighters are present on. Of course, now that he's got some space between himself and Terry, Ken's going to take advantage of it to try and recover some of that lost stamina he's been so frivilous with.
COMBATSYS: Ken gains composure.
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Terry 1/------=/=======|-------\-------\0 Ken
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Ooh, cold. The quip brings a smile to Terry's lips, because it was pretty funny. No doubt that'll have Adon's attention for a while. Ken's breather gives Terry time to recompose himself as well, and he goes back on the attack--perhaps he really should take a breather, but, before he can even really consider it, he's off at a run already.
Planting a hand on a parapet, he pushes off of it, throwing himself into a horizontal, lunging kick, using the momentum of the push to send himself flying towards Ken, leading with a right foot. To be sure, it's a modified dropkick, but designed for speed, not impact--in fact, Terry is primarily using it to close range iwth the crimson-clad Ansatsuken stylist.
"C'mon Ken, we're not in a union, you don't get paid breaks!" As if Ken needs to get -paid-.
Adon howls with anger as despite his amazing, unyielding power, Ken still finds the time to not only dodge his overwhelming kick, but MOCK him for it. INSULT the way of MUAY THAI by claiming it is a DISNEY VENTURE. "HOW DARE YOU, KEN!" The Emperor cries, leaving a deep crater as he lands. "NO! I will FORFEIT my CHAOS AGENT STATUS! You will RUE THE DAY you INSULTED the NAME of MUAY THAI! I am a LIVING GOD! AN ALL POWERFUL MASTER! GENIE! For my FINAL WISH! I WISH TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL WARRIOR IN THE WORLD!!!"
And with that, Adon launches.
Punches. Kicks. Arm smashes. Leg smashes. Adon was unleashing a frenzy of blows, across the whole of Muay Thai. Terry might get one kick in before or after Adon's frenzy. Should he close in close enough to Ken, he would begin to force him into a clinch. Seizing him with both arms, Adon would begin to hammer him again and again, driving his knees into Ken's two boys over and over again.
"JAAAAGGAAAA!"
COMBATSYS: Ken auto-guards Terry's Light Kick!
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Adon 0|-------|------=
COMBATSYS: Ken fails to interrupt Fierce Combo from Adon with Shoryuken.
- Power fail! -
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Terry 1/------=/=======|======-\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
If Terry had meant anything by that kick, its meaning is missed entirely as the Ansatsuken expert catches it in his hands, grinning as once again Adon is totally ignored. "Hey now, let's not start talking about unions. They're kind of a messy subject." The foot is let go, and Ken manuvers backwards to once more return to trying to take Terry down.
Crimson chi starts to build up upon Ken's right fist as he manuvers himself to duck down low. Everyone at home can tell whats about to come, especially as he starts to rise upwards, "SHORYU--"
That is until Adon grabs ahold of him, leaving him rather battered. "...Where the hell did he come from!?" The words are more confused then angry, especially since he was pretty sure that all Adon was doing was yelling and screaming some more..
Well, it happens. Hell, Ken's a master of Ansatsuken, or practically so; only Ryu could arguably be claimed to be better, amongst active fighters. (Gouken is an urban legend. Akuma, an urban nightmare.) Terry uses the absorbed force from the impact to push off and flip backwards, landing just in time to see Ken get -really- ambushed by Adon.
There's a quip in there, somewhere, about paying attention, but Terry doesn't make it. Such are the fortunes of war. He doesn't -like- Adon, but this isn't a situation where he's going to go after Adon for hitting him--that's what Adon was contracted to do. So, instead, Terry continues to prosecute his fight with Ken.
He waits 'til Ken's facing him, at least, and then lunges in with a right upper smash--halfway between a hook and an uppercut. If he hits? He'll shift his attack strategy, grab Ken by the shoulder, twist, and hurl him into the set.
"STOP IT! STOP! IT!" The Emperor screamed again and again, hurling his knees into the Master's groin before ultimately, and finally, releasing him. Screaming frantically, Adon begins to howl out for everyone to hear. "I AM ADON! I AM THE EMPEROR OF MUAY THAI! I AM A LIVING GOD! NO ONE WILL IGNORE ME!"
Adon suddenly turns on Terry now.
"And YOU! YOU!" With a straight, single punch with the right, Adon attempts to catch Terry's advance with a punch to the skull. If that power doesn't slow him down, The Emperor will add a bit of icing to his wickedness. He would grab the head, and with a single jerk...
Rip his hat clean off.
COMBATSYS: Ken dodges Terry's Combo Grapple.
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Terry 1/------=/=======|======-\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
Ken quickly jerks himself backwards, allowing that first blow to miss, quickly muttering about his crappy performance so far in this fight. He's not running at one hundred percent anymore, and its starting to really get to him. He's got to dig deeper, once more allowing the chi to explode violently upon his fist.
Eyes focus solely upon Terry, as once more he bursts forward, allowing that ever nessecary first hit to fly forth, in hopes to once more drag the Legendary Wolf into that devistating combo of hits. Hopefully, things go different this time around.
"SHINRYUU KEEEEEN!"
COMBATSYS: Terry dodges Adon's Medium Punch.
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Terry 1/------=/=======|=------\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
COMBATSYS: Ken successfully hits Terry with Shinryuu Ken+.
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
"Whoa, hey! Watch the hat, it's a trademark!" quips Terry, as he avoids Adon's grab for the distinctive, oft-sold-as-licensed garment. Unfortunately, avoiding that? Means he falls prey to Ken's attack. The uppercut, the series of attacks, the final uppercut... it's all there. Terry lands with a thud... then hehs.
"Gotta use it twice, huh, Ken? Thought you were -flashy-..." Almost casually, Terry rises, and dusts his hands off. "Guess it's about that time, though," he says, with a nod, reaching up, and settling his cap onto his head. Yeah, just about. The surge of power is swift, immediate--and centered on Terry, as his right hand flares with power. Suddenly, he's lunging at Ken, right hand leading. And if he hits? It's a sound like an atom bomb, and a flash of bright chi like the same, raking Ken from head to toe, as Terry, forgoing his usual quip, will just shout the name of the attack defiantly.
"BUSTER WOLF!!!"
Adon misses the hat.
Well so be it.
Turning back to Ken, the Emperor's eyes burn with rage. "You! Don't think I FORGOT about YOU, KEN MASTERS! OH! How you will SQUIRM has I DRIVE my HANDS into your TENDER LOINS! You will QUIVER in PAIN and AGONY as I DRIVE INTO YOU, AGAIN and AGAIN! My MUAY THAI FISTS will PENETRATE you so called DEFENSES, until you are only able to SHRIEK for MORE! You will CALL OUT MY NAME!"
"LET ME SHOW YOU MY TRUE STRENGTH!"
In tandem with Terry, the Emperor lunges in, cackling like a mad man. Throwing his own massive punch, he hurls his weight into a wild blow, trying to catch Ken by surprise again. After all, he might be focusing on Terry...
Leaving the Jaguar to devour the prey.
COMBATSYS: Ken blocks Terry's Buster Wolf EX+.
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COMBATSYS: Ken dodges Adon's Aggressive Strike.
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Terry 0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
That first hit is most assuredly not the worst of them all, it's that burst of exploding chi that really makes Ken think that it might end right here. Muscles tense as the crimson clad man does his best to try and block most of the damage, knowing full well that it's still going to hurt.
It does.
A lot.
Panting slightly, Ken grins at Terry, knowing that it's almost time for them to put this match to an end, even if Adon might be there (He still doesn't matter), the strike is nimbly dodged. "All right.."
Quickly leaping into the air, Ken's left leg extends outwards as he spins about, creating a slight vortex of air beneath him in hopes to drag Terry into another brutal bout of blows.
Of course, since Adon is still in close range (He truly deserves whats coming to him), there is a slight bit of hope he'll get caught in this as well.
" "TATSUMAKI SENPUU KYAKU!"
COMBATSYS: Terry fails to interrupt Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku from Ken with Power Dunk.
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Terry 0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-----==
Suddenly Ken's got the upper hand--and by a fairly large margin. Because Terry can't help but try and give the audience a show, but he can't quite match Ken's rotations--and so, instead of a spectacular aerial battle, he just gets pummeled by Ken's spinning tornado kick, flung out of it to crash into another 'building'.
He pulls himself out of it, slowly, then shakes his head. Not his night--something he could say but, something that -lesser- fighters say. Terry knows--you *make* your own luck. He failed, right then, and that's his own damn fault. But he isn't out yet.
COMBATSYS: Ken successfully hits Adon with Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku.
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Terry 0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0 Ken
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Adon 0|-------|-======
Spinning Tornado Kick?
Adon just SMIRKS as Ken comes ripping in. Standing tall, he just waits for it to come. "PLEASE! Your Ansatsuken style is NOTHING compared to the strength of MUAY THAI! WATCH as I! ADON! THE EMPEROR OF MUAY THAI! EASILY ENDURES THE-"
"JAGGAAA?!?!!"
As the last kick lands, Adon is floored, utterly STUNNED by the power Ken Masters brought about. Grabbing his mouth, he spits out a bloody tooth. Grimacing with a missing front tooth, he roars out at Masters. "SSSSSHO! You SHINK that I won't SHLAM you into SHAUSAGE? I! ADON! THE EMPEROR OF MUAY SHAI! Will SHOW you the TRUE POWER of his SHINGLE PUNCHES!" Leaping through the air, Adon attempts to mount himself on the head of Ken Masters. If successful, the Emperor will begin to hammer into the skull and hat of the gi-wearing doofus with his elbows.
And may even break the hat.
COMBATSYS: Ken expertly blocks Adon's Fierce Punch.
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Terry 0/-------/----===|======-\-------\0 Ken
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Terry may have backed off for the moment, but Adon seems to have missed the point entirely and rushes back in, moving to strike at that silly hat Ken's managed to wear this entire fight. Of course, the Ansatsuken expert clearly shows he's willing to show he is just that. An expert, who is considered by a lot to be a true master. Of course, there are other things going on in his head.
The crimson clad man holds up a hand and wanders over towards the Legendary Wolf, nearing in he whispers something into the man's ear. He pulls back and stares at Adon, nodding his head. "So, you in? I've got Mel and Eliza waiting on me. Apparently Space Mountain is a great ride, and I've yet to hit any of them yet."
Ken's hands suddenly drop to his side as he starts to allow his own chi to swell, forming that familiar blue-white ball of chi, awaiting on Terry to join in if he so chooses.
Terry smirks. Hey, he's never above wiping the smile off a jerk's face. Made a living at it for a while. "Yeah, sure." He'll go do something at Disneyland. Probably drink. At Downtown Disney. In any case...
Terry finds his chi, centers himself... and as Ken launches his attack, Terry drops to one knee, slamming his left fist into the flooring. The Hadouken is joined by a hissing yellow wave of power, the two seeming almost to meld together into a single thing... sailing for Adon. If he knows anything about these two men... he should be very, very afraid.
But he's probably too egotistical for that. Terry was like that, once. Now, at least, he's usually got the skill and the power to back up that ego. Imagine if Adon did... how scary would that be?
COMBATSYS: Ken and Terry successfully hit Adon with Powah-DOUKEN!.
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Terry 0/-------/----===|====---\-------\0 Ken
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They were ganging up on him now?
Adon couldn't believe the gall of these RUBES. These MEWLING BABES. The Emperor, as he attempts to hammer away at Ken, finds that the pair of ganging up on him. WITH HADOUKEN? AND POWER WAVE? The Emperor is dumb struck by this change of fate. Turning almost purple with rage, the Emperor finally screams. "YOU DARE INSULT ME THRICE-MORE? I WILL SHOW YOU JUST HOW STRONG I TRULY AM!!!"
And then he is consumed by the blast.
OR IS HE?!
As the blast knocks him away, the Emperor seems to have a trick up his sleeve still. Hitting the wall, he rebounds off it, landing back into the water. And not rising back up. A trail of bubbles is the only hint of what the Emperor has up his sleeve. When he finally erupts, he is howling like a wildcat, leading with a flying knee upwards at Ken. Following up with a second knee, he will kick Ken towards the ground... or at least try to, before lunging for Terry. Cackling madly, he begins to unleash a heel laced Drop Kick, again and again, before finishing with an attempt for a stunning foot plant right into the chest of the American.
"JAGGA!!!!"
COMBATSYS: Adon successfully hits Ken with Jaguar Thousand.
-+- CALCULATED HIT -+-
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No good deed goes unpunished, or so they say. Then again, the two respective masters turning on Adon to teach him a lesson on being uppity (and loud) seemingly backfires upon Ken, leaving him rather battered. "...Ow."
That seems to say it all, especially as the crimson clad man struggles to remain upon his feet.
"Okay. That backfired. WELP." Right now it doesn't really matter to Ken on wether or not he beats Terry and wins. The real challange was testing himself against one of the few who the world considers to be 'The Best'.
There's a distinct crack as Ken rolls his neck, giving the true intimidation factor for once as he stalks towards Adon. Terry is completely forgotten about, especially since according to the movie the Genie betrayed Jafar by tricking him in the end.
"Hey, Jafar. You want ultimate power?" It seems that in the end, he's trying to stick SOMEWHAT to the script they were given (even if two of the three have decided to say nuts to that.) He now leaps towards Adon, hands grabbing to latch onto the Muay Thai, and if successful, well its something that any professional Wrestler would be proud to see.
"Quick Aladdin! Deliver the final blow!"
COMBATSYS: Ken can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Terry dodges Adon's Jaguar Thousand.
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Ken occupies 'Jafar's' attack--and that gives him time to get the hell out. That looked pretty painful, no lies, and whether Ken gets his revenge or not, well... Terry's not gonna just let Adon go.
Darting in after Ken, he looks for a good spot--and then, possibly after Ken's grab hits... or, if Ken misses, after that... Terry grabs for Adon himself. It's a simple manuever--grab, hoist, turn, slam. Quick and simple and, hopefully, enouh to put 'Jafar' right out. Wouldn't want to disappoint the kiddies, after all, right? Technically, he supposes, he's already won the fight, but...
Ken's a friend, and he'll try to exact some revenge, in this instance. Besides, it fulfills the 'script'.
COMBATSYS: Adon endures Ken's Combo Grapple.
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COMBATSYS: Adon fails to interrupt Buster Throw from Terry with Rising Jaguar.
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COMBATSYS: Adon can no longer fight.
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Terry 0/-------/---====|
Adon ruined everything.
He ruined a nice bout around Disney. As he lands the fatal blow on Ken, he roars with laughter. "NOW! KEN! You must OBEY my WISHES! You will NOW let me into the NEO DEVELOPMENT PROJECT! So I can TEACH those MEWLING WELPS the TRUE MEANING of MUAY THAI!" The Emperor is somewhat disarmed, though, as he switches to the Terry. Terry, unlike Ken, seems to evade the onslaught, and both Masters and Bogard begin to flank the Martial Artist as he recovers from the assault. Ken was on his way out.
So that meant focus on Terry.
Ignoring Ken for now, he begins to twist and bend, readying his body to meet Terry. Hurled towards Terry, he lifts up his knee to launch Terry in the air.
"RISING JAG-GAH!?"
Terry's grip is like a vice, and the assault is squeezed out of Adon. Wincing in agony, he is hoisted, and with a smooth motion, comes the slam. Adon is left sprawled out, flat like a pancake.
KO'd
Ken slowly gets to his feet and wanders over to Terry. "Beer is on me tonight. Then again, it usually always is, isn't it?" A slight grin appears in the Ansatsuken expert's face as he goes to leave the stage, where he's going to get himself cleaned up and head back to enjoying the park with his family...
All of Adon's demands of course, are promptly ignored. The villain lost, he doesn't get to make demands anymore. Truly a Disney ending.
Likewise, Terry is done--he nods to Ken, and puts out a fist to Ken--fighter's shake. "Looks like he got his goose cooked. Listen, come find me after you're done entertaining the wife and kid. We'll have a beer." As promised. Terry turns towards the backstage exit and wanders off, ready to go get a beer--before Ken comes to collect.
COMBATSYS: Terry wanders on to find the next challenge.
Adon lays face down in the midsts of the It's a Small World. As Terry and Ken head off, the lights dim in the SNF, and Adon is alone. Forgotten. Unwanted. But from the depths of the waters, a dazed, beaten Gilbert Gottfried, still dressed as Iago, pulls himself up, and stares at the last running camera of the Saturday Night Fight. And without missing a beat, he belts out.
"And he says, The Aristocrats!"
Log created on 19:59:35 04/02/2012 by Adon, and last modified on 19:28:40 04/09/2012.