SNF 2011.12 - SNF: "Double Down"

Description: The huge MURDERHOUSE takes on the miniature Momoko. Will might triumph over matter? Or will Momoko become a pancake? (WINNER: MURDERHOUSE)



Another day, another dollar. Or, in Mick's case, another day, another dancefighter.

First, Pupa, the wrench-swinging cutiepie who Mick had utterly demolished. Then, Mr. Jones, the afro-wearing, nunchuck wielding retard who had managed to beat down the big man, well really, they beat each other bloody and unconscious. And now, it was some wee little lass named Momoko. Were the people at SNF fucking with him? He was going to have to pay them a social visit when he found out where each of them lived, and discuss their booking decisions with them personally. But first, a fight was a fight, right?

The seven foot Irish monster was spending some time in Metro City, so it was easy enough to head to the grime-covered Chinatown. White hockey mask, Pantera shirt, ripped jeans, The man dressed casual today...and kept checking the duffel bag he carried around with him...checking it more than usual, actually. Something kept...occupying his thoughts, strangely.

Meanwhile, Momoko might seem small in comparison to MURDERHOUSE. But in spite of her being really small, she's still very courageous and optimistic. In fact, as she heads to Chinatown for her fight, Momoko can be seen skipping around and cheerfully waving to those who are there for her. She's got courage and optimisim fueling her, and no matter how tough her opponent might look, Momoko's always ready for it!

When Momoko arrives, she stops and stares in disbelief. "Wow, you're pretty huge!" Momoko comments. "But Momoko's not afraid of you! Momoko's ready to fight it out whenever you are! Momoko loves capoeira, and Momoko's going to show you how it's done!" With that, Momoko gets into her ginga (ready stance) and waits for the signal to fight.

COMBATSYS: Momoko has started a fight here.

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Mick had been pacing around, stalking like some bestial animal when his opponent got there...he looked her up and down, and his eyes just narrowed, unblinklingly glaring at her as he adjusted his monstrous right elbow pad, dropping the bag and letting it land on the ground with a loud 'THUD'. He approached her...and brought his hand up, waving the middle finger in front of her. "Oh yeah? How about Momoko sits on my fucking finger, and shows me how THAT'S done? Shut your mouth and fight me."

His voice was a quiet, hushed sort of thing, he spoke in a natural whisper much like a certain cowboy actor, but laced with unchecked anger. They weren't just opposites in terms of size, but it appeared that they contrasted in terms of personality, as well. Mick didn't get into any kind of stance, but his fists clenched, and his muscles prepared themselves. He was ready.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE has joined the fight here.

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Momoko           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0      MURDERHOUSE


"Oooh, you use big words!" Momoko says with a giggle. "But words will never faze Momoko!" The girl continues her dance-like ginga, watching as Mick comes after her. "This is gonna be fun! Momoko will show you Capoeira and what it's all about!" But she doesn't do anything just yet. She simply stands by, waiting to see what Mick might do next.

COMBATSYS: Momoko focuses on her next action.

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Momoko           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0      MURDERHOUSE


Mick looked at her carefree attitude, heard her giggling, and it was like nails on a chalkboard for him. As she stood by, he stepped forward, though not that much as he lifted his leg up, trying to smash the heel of his boot across her face or head, the reach of his legs almost impossibly long, and hit or miss, she'd know that he wasn'g fucking around.

"It's a bad idea to fuck with me, little girl."

COMBATSYS: Momoko blocks MURDERHOUSE's Light Kick.

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Momoko           0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0      MURDERHOUSE


Wow, what a big kick that is. At least in Momoko's opinion. But big things come in small packages. And Momoko's one of those packages. She deflects the kick away with only a little sign of extra effort, before returning to the ginga. "Oooh, that was a great kick! Momoko knows how to kick too, wanna see?" She asks with a smile.

And then, without waiting for an answer, Momoko leaps into the air while doing a spinning kick with her right leg, sending a bare foot towards Mick.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE endures Momoko's Snap Kick.

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Momoko           0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0      MURDERHOUSE


"Yeah. I do."

Mick speaks gruffly as he puffs his chest out, flexing all his muscles, and taking that bare foot smashing into his flesh. He felt the pain, and his eyes came alive...enjoying this. Before she could land, Mick would grab at the leg she used to kick him, trying to hoist her into the air...and then bring her down, trying to smash her shin against his knee, to hobble her use of that leg again, or at least give her a little bit to think about.

Of course, with how fast she was, this might not work, but it was worth a shot...

COMBATSYS: Momoko blocks MURDERHOUSE's Quick Throw.

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Momoko           0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0      MURDERHOUSE


With a kick like that, it could easily hurt big time. But Momoko knows as soon as she's been grabbed, that she needs to get into defensive mode. As the kick comes at her shin, Momoko curls up into a ball and blocks her shin big time. Meaning that the kick is knocked away and she drops to the ground.

"You know, Momoko doesn't like people who try to kick her in the shins. But Momoko has something for that!" Momoko goes into a one-handed handstand and then attempts to deliver a heel kick to Mick.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE blocks Momoko's Au Batido.

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Momoko           0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0      MURDERHOUSE


The big man gave a sneer as she avoided his attempts to thus far destroy her, she went upside down and he instantly brought his guard up, feeling her heel smash against his forearm. It stung slightly, but this was a man who made a career out of taking the most horrendous attacks and shrugging them off. He didn't give himself time to react or even think, just reaching down and grabbing an old rusty sledgehammer-head. It was broken off from the rest of the tool by time and discarded, but now was used by Mick, aiming for the skull of Momoko when she next turned around. He put all his bodyweight into the attack, wanting to drop some of that speed of hers. "Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up?"

COMBATSYS: Momoko fails to interrupt Light Random Weapon from MURDERHOUSE with Phoenix Arrow.

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Momoko           0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0      MURDERHOUSE


"Why shut up? It's so fun!" Momoko says with a grin, and then watches as the sledgehammer head is grabbed. Momoko thinks she knows what to do. She attempts to roll onto the ground and deliver a swift kick to the legs... or so she thinks.

Momoko messes up big time and finds herself sailing across the area, landing in a semi-crumpled position, with blood on her forehead. Momoko wipes the blood a little, then scowls. "You made Momoko bleed! Now Momoko's really mad!"

He dropped the cracked weapon to the ground now, and seeing Momoko go flying put a smile on the sadistic face of the brutal big man she was facing. Of course, it would be difficult to see such a smile when he wore a hockey mask, but it was there, make no mistake. Mick knelt down quickly, glancing around at the horrified camera crew and medical staff on standby, and now, now this was where he was supposed to be. He grabbed the bottom of the bag and hoisted it up, letting a sea of objects clatter and hit the ground, his armory that he stocked up on for this fight, that he would ignore when it ended...save for one sharp weapon in a leather sheath...that was much nicer than the usual crap he brought with him...in fact, he picked it up with his left hand, grabbing it by the sheath almost lazily. "Come on, ya walkin' gash, I ain't got all day. Do what you were gonna do so I can get out of here."

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE draws a beautiful, slender kris. It looks hungry.

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Momoko           0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0  [E] MURDERHOUSE


COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE takes no action.

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Momoko           0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0  [E] MURDERHOUSE


Momoko watches as the crew comes over treat her bleeding at the very least, and she thanks them as she gets back up. She then stares at Mick, glaring with narrowed eyes at him. Apparently, even though she's no longer bleeding, Momoko's really seeing red here! "Momoko doesn't like you anymore! You want to leave, then Momoko will arrange that!"

Momoko then takes a running start, albeit a little unsteady due to her last injury, then leaps into the air, does a brief somersault, and then attempts to drive her heel into Mick's face

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE interrupts Heel Kick from Momoko with Shuffle Combo.

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Momoko           0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0  [E] MURDERHOUSE


Mick was walking toward the small girl and quickly tossed his weapon into his other hand...he stepped in and took some of the kick, but not giving her the opportunity to really step into it, because his left hand came around, stiff punches aimed for her cheek and jaw, four of them before he used that Kris, but not in the typical way...he brought the hilt of it over, to smash it across her head and hopefully stagger her away.

"Go on, then, arrange it!"

Momoko is sent flying across the area and lands in a seated position, almost like her knees are bent to her chest. "No fair, you're not playing in a nice way! Momoko can't win here!" Momoko goes from being angry to starting to cry all of a sudden. Yeah, she's childlike and now she's acting like a big baby... or is she?

Suddenly, the voice of her BFF, Athena Asamiya, comes into her mind. "Don't give up, Momoko! You can do it! Calm down and try to relax! You can do it!"

Momoko wipes her eyes and stands up, starting to do the ginga again, albeit a little slower. "Momoko won't stop now!"

COMBATSYS: Momoko gains composure.

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Momoko           0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0  [E] MURDERHOUSE


The big man sneered off at the girl, now releasing the Kris, and looking at the knife, running it along his fingers before speaking. "Play nice? I ain't here to play nice with you. I'm here to break your goddamn neck. Now..."

He dropped to one knee, re-sheathing the weapon, dropping his guard a little.

"Come over here, little girl. I've got something to give you for Christmas."

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE gains composure.

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Momoko           0/-------/--=====|===----\-------\0  [E] MURDERHOUSE


Momoko looks at Murderhouse and shakes her head. "Momoko isn't ready for Christmas presents! Besides, Momoko only accepts gifts from her BFF, or from Santa Claus!" Yeah, she believes in Santa Claus, but what do you expect from her? "Momoko's got something for you though!" She exclaims as she skips towards Mick, then attempts to fake him out with what looks like a spinning kick, only to abruptly stop and switch to a back-flip kick!

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE blocks Momoko's Change-Up Kick.

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Momoko           0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0  [E] MURDERHOUSE


Mick gave a smirk, watching her blitz toward him...she said something about Santa, but he didn't care because he didn't want a kick to his chin right now. He covered himself with his arm, let her foot add to a few bruises that would no doubt appear in a day or so. However, while doing this he brought the curved wavy knife out, holding it upside down and as he stood, he slashes with it up, trying to gash it across her back carelessly. His entire fighting style could be summed up in that word, "careless"...

And painful.

COMBATSYS: Momoko blocks MURDERHOUSE's Light Strike.

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Momoko           0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0  [E] MURDERHOUSE


Knives are not something that people should play with. At least in Momoko's opinion. When she sees the blade coming at her, Momoko turns around and brings her leg up to knock the knife out of the way. She does strain herself a little, but it's nothing compared to what could have happened. "OK, you've been naughty, so Momoko must punish you!" She says, before attempting to roll on the ground and deliver a series of kicks before finishing with a toe kick.

COMBATSYS: Momoko successfully hits MURDERHOUSE with Phoenix Arrow.

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Momoko           0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0  [E] MURDERHOUSE


There was no denying it, Momoko nailed the ever loving crap out of him. He took the kick flurry, followed by the powerful kick to the side of his face that made him stagger back...and then he shot a boot forward, to kick her in the stomach. If this worked, he'd grab her in a leaping, sloppy piledriver, trying to drive her head into the cinder block he'd brought there...her skull vs. those heavy materials, who would win?

Assuming he even hit, that is...

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE successfully hits Momoko with MURDERDRIVER.
- Power hit! -

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Momoko           1/----===/=======|=======\-------\1  [E] MURDERHOUSE


Momoko hits the legs and the head... but then winds up being caught in quite the wrestling move that hurts like crazy. In fact, when Momoko comes to, she finds the whole world spinning around as she tries to steady herself in the ginga. But then Mick comes into view, and her eyes open wide. Almost like something's causing her to focus directly on Mick and nothing else.

"You've hurt Momoko too much! Now Momoko is going to hurt you!" Momoko begins to glow with a bluish aura, and then sends forth a large bluish beam right at Mick. Quite a large one too!

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE endures Momoko's Esper.

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Momoko           0/-------/-------|=======\===----\1  [E] MURDERHOUSE


Mick already forgot about the knife, getting to his feet slowly, he watched the girl make her little speech, and saw her shoot that blast...and walked into it. It was all about image, and letting his opponent know just what kind of situation she was in...he stepped into the blast, his teeth gritting from the pain of it...and then walked past it, skin and hair smoking a little, and he lurched, staggered toward her like a zombie. He gasped out,

"C'mere you little shit."

Before he grabbed at her, to put her up on his shoulders, and if this worked, he'd LEAP up into the air in a way that should have been considered superhuman...

Now, why was there a huge wooden table just on the street? And why was it set on fire? Who put this here, and how was it ignored for so long? Good questions that go unanswered, as if this worked, Momoko's head would be driven through the table, and smashed into the ground. Really, it was bad times.

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE successfully hits Momoko with Hellfire Hammer.
~ Cruel hit! ~

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Momoko           1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0  [E] MURDERHOUSE


Momoko's getting slammed into tables now. And unfortunately, even with a spirit like Momoko's, she can't keep up. She lays limply on the ground, barely breathing. The crew rushes over to check on her, but there's no sign of her getting back up...

COMBATSYS: Momoko takes no action.

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MURDERHOUSE [E]  0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Momoko can no longer fight.

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MURDERHOUSE [E]  0/-------/-------|


Got up, ignoring the bits of him that were on fire...he just glared down at her, eyes alight in cruelty, breathing heavily as he enjoyed the carnage he inflicted. And he loved especially, the silent shock all around him. He'd turn, and walk away.

But not before grabbing his knife. He never went back for his weapons, what was this?

COMBATSYS: MURDERHOUSE has ended the fight here.

Log created on 17:01:03 12/18/2011 by Momoko, and last modified on 09:34:50 12/19/2011.