Description: Crazy Takuma has asked El Fuerte to cater his dojo with all kinds of bizarre variations of sushi. Who can protect the students? Why Yuri, of course! (Winner: El Fuerte)
"Get your sushi! Come get your sushi!"
There /had/ indeed been a collective groan from everyone when they heard that none other than /El Fuerte/ would be catering the food for this fight. Everyone was well acquainted with the Luchador's crazy experiments with food and since he was inside a japanese dojo, he felt that it was in the right spot to provide the staple Japanese food. With of course his usual zesty twist.
"What kind of sushi you ask? I got all kinds! Bananna sushi, fried sushi, chocolate sushi, curri sushi, bean sushi, pizza sushi, tomato sushi, ice cream sushi, and tofu sushi!!" Tofu sushi? Seriously? This guy had to be stopped!
But where oh where was the heir of the Kyokugen Dojo to right this wrong?
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte has started a fight here.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/------=|
OK, first of all, not all members of the Kyokugen Dojo enjoy having sushi. Especially not the bizarre kinds that El Fuerte is offering to everyone. In fact, some of the variants are enough to make people turn and gag or give a thumbs down. El Fuerte may not like that, but it's his own fault for bringing nothing but awful sushi variations for food offerings. Indeed, he must be stopped.
Which brings us to the other thing at hand. The heir of Kyokugen, Ryo Sakazaki, is nowhere to be found. Most likely he's out doing whatever he wants, or training someplace. And don't count on Takuma to stop him, since he was the one who chose him to cater. Which only shows just how crazy Takuma Sakazaki can truly be at times. But is all hope lost?
Not quite! The young prodigy known as Yuri Sakazaki just happens to somersault into the area where El Fuerte is, all dressed up for a fight no less. As soon as she spots the Luchadore cook, she takes one look at his food and turns her nose up with a scowl. "You call THAT food? Give me a break!" Yuri exclaims. "Where's the real caterer?" It's only then that reality sets in, that her crazy father has asked THIS clown to be the caterer! "You're the one who's providing our food? NO WAY! No way Kyokugen fighters would eat that garbage!" She gets into her fighting stance. "Get outta here or I'm gonna take you out myself!"
COMBATSYS: Yuri has joined the fight here.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0 Yuri
Yes! They do sting! How do they sting!! To be said that his cooking sucks right after being complimented by the nice lady Fuji is something just make El Fuerte reel! How could he have been so foolish? What did he miss here that was making everyone turn and hurl like that? It couldn't be his fault, no, it must be that these people don't have the refined tastes that it takes to appreciate his cooking.
"QUEEE!!?" Calls the Luchador at the scandalous insult! "I promise you amiga, that what I have cooked is muy delicioso! You just have to give it a chance!" Said he holding out his chipotle sushi and eating it on one bite as it is proper Japanese custom. "See!? Nothing happened!" Never mind that he's suddenly turning red. "I'll just have to beat some sense into you and /prove/ once and for all that I really am the best cook ever! Once I defeat you then everyone will have to taste my food!"
Grooooaaaan.
The wrestler takes off his apron and launches himself off from his cart landing right before Yuri. "Come on! Let us Lucha my young friend!!"
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte focuses on his next action.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0 Yuri
"Nothing happened because you make the stuff you ate! You're used to it!" Yuri snaps as she points at El Fuerte. "You know one bite of that would cause our students to lose their real lunch! And that's saying something, given how bad of a cook I've heard you are! You should be sticking to wrestling!"
Without missing a beat, Yuri rushes at El Fuerte, attempting to somersault into the air and them bring herself down while lowering her left leg with a swift kick.
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte parries Yuri's Light Kick!
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ElFuerte 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Yuri
Hmph! Such insolence!
"Then perhaps it just goes to show that your stomachs have been weakened by sticking to lesser /inferior/ foods! Worry not, amiga! I shall remedy this post haste! When I leave this place everyone will have stomachs of iron!" Either that or die after they take a bite of his food. If Yuri thought that hers was training from hell, eating anything El Fuerte prepared will be the equivalent but for her stomach.
"My wrestling is just fine, gracias." Mutters the willy luchard when that kicks flies in to kick him in the face. Only to reach out with both hands to grab the girl, slam her down on the ground back first with his hands still holding on to her foot then give a sharp painful twist to injure her ankle!
COMBATSYS: Yuri blocks ElFuerte's Fajitas Buster EX.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0 Yuri
Frankly, Yuri doesn't even want to taste that kind of stuff. And with the way that stuff looks, not to mention all of the variations he's got, Yuri wouldn't dare get close to them. And then there's the fact that Yuri's gotten her ankle caught by El Fuerte. Fortunately, her tough training has taught her how to endure things like this. She tenses herself up so she can try to squeeze her eyes shut through the pain, eventually breaking free and rolling back onto her feet.
"I've never had a wrestling move like that before, but I can tell you wrestling isn't going to do you much good against Kyokugen!" Yuri says with an evil grin and an eyeball. "Let's see how ya like THIS!" Yuri then brings her arm back and sends forth a blast of chi, while yelling "KO'OU KEN!"
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte dodges Yuri's Ko'ou Ken.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0 Yuri
Oh, El Fuerte likes to think himself a very compassionate guy who wishes no one true ill. But this child....he has to admit she's really pushing his buttons.
To insult him? That he could take, to insult his food? He has heard it before and cared not. But to insult Lucha Libre Mexicana and even /dare/ to imply that /any/ sort of fighting style was in any way superior to it? That....
That was a mistake.
"What did you say??" El Fuerte's eyes narrow once Yuri wrestles free of his ankle hold and begins to charge up chi to strike him. "Nothing beats Lucha Libre! /NOTHING!/" Says the wrestler as he jumps clear over that chi blast land on top of Yuri with a double stomp to her face.
"TOSTADA!"
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte successfully hits Yuri with Tostada Press.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Yuri
Yuri watches as El Fuerte leaps into the air and tries to get out of the way in the nick of time, but she's too slow. She finds a pair of feet in her face, and goes down to the ground, flat on her face no less. "Awww, dammit!" Yuri yells as she feels her face and, not surprisingly, finds blood coming from her nose. She stands up and attempts to wipe her hands, only to find that the blood has gotten onto her gi top.
"No fair! You made me get me get blood on my clothing! This isn't fair!" Yuri snaps, narrowing her eyes at El Fuerte and breathing moderately fast.
COMBATSYS: Yuri focuses on her next action.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Yuri
"Young chicas like you shouldn't cuss." States El Fuerte as he wiggles his finger once he lands, brushing his feet on the ground like a bull getting ready to charge. "And it is your fault for taunting me in such a matter. Fighters should show each other respect, not belittle each others style, hasn't your father taught you any common courtesy?" Hyeah, apparently he doesn't know about Takuma.
Shaking head once, the Luchador begins to bounce lightly on his feet to then start circle the girl. Unlike her he still seems ready and with enough energy to continue the fight. He ducks low wiggling his shoulder to make himself a confusing target and then rushes towards Yuri swinging a fist to her already bloodied face!
COMBATSYS: Yuri blocks ElFuerte's Quick Punch.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/---====|====---\-------\0 Yuri
"I'm old enough to swear, and I'll swear if I want to!" Yuri shouts as she deflects the punch away while ignoring the blood on her face, that's already gotten onto her gi top. It's a good thing her Chuck Taylor sneakers are already red, otherwise they'd be visibly stained too. As it stands, Yuri is seeing red in more ways than one, disbelieving that this guy is beating her badly while she has yet to land a single blow.
"I'll teach you to beat me like this!" Yuri exclaims as she rushes at El Fuerte and attempts to deliver her own personal version of the infamous Dragon Punch!
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte blocks Yuri's Yuri Chou Upper.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/-======|===----\-------\0 Yuri
"Now that's one spicy chica!" El Fuerte calls out when Yuri snarls back at him at his chiding following it up with a ferocious attack. The Luchador is caught flat footed and he can only manage to bring his arms up to take the blow in the forearms rather than the face. "HRGG!" Grunting, the wrestler slides back after the impact connects with his guard looking at the air bound Yuri. "Not bad, it is a pity that you deny my cooking so much as it would feed your inner fires!"
Saying this, El Fuerte proves that he too can fly by jumping towards Yuri as she descend. Feet raised up he goes to hook the girl's neck with his strong legs twisting around in the air to bring her head first down into the mat.
"Gucamole!"
COMBATSYS: Yuri fails to interrupt Guacamole Leg Throw from ElFuerte with Saiha.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0 Yuri
"Oh no you don't!" Yuri exclaims, watching and waiting for the right moment to bring up a shield of chi... but it's again a case of being too fast. She's caught and goes headfirst into the mat. Now that she's really started to take a beating, she takes longer to get back up onto her feet. Even though she's injured, her fighting spirit still remains.
"You might be a good Luchadore," Yuri snaps, "But you can't cook to save your life!" She stomps her foot weakly. "No way!"
"GRRR!!" Even if El Fuerte struck Yuri, her continued insults made him feel like he was the one that had been injured. Which in a way was true, his pride was hurting something fierce right now. Why, if the girl pressed on with her insults, the luchador might think this isn't really worth it and leave.
But if he did that, then he truly wouldn't be, El Fuerte Luchador! "I'm telling you they are good!" Says Fuerte back flipping away from Yuri after he slammed her. The wrestler reaches for his cart to reach for one of his habanero sushis, far spicier than the one he had eaten before.
"I know if you give them a chance you will be hooked! You...you must try them!!" El Fuerte will not take a no for an answer this time. He reels back and flings the spicy sushi at Yuri, aiming for her mouth.
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte successfully hits Yuri with Small Thrown Object.
Grazing Hit
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ElFuerte 0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0 Yuri
"Ewwww! That's gross!" Yuri yells, trying not to get it caught in her mouth. But she does get it caught, albeit only for a second. As soon as she feels the hot stuff touch her tongue, she spits it out onto the ground. "AHHHHH! HOT! HOT! HOT!" Yuri screams, batting at her mouth like it's on fire or something. "WATER! WAAAAAAAAATER!" Yuri yells, expecting it to come to her like in the cartoons.
Fortunately, a good samaritan in the form of a nearby student rushes over with a bottle of water. "Oh, thank you! Thank you!" Yuri says as she gulps the water down quickly.
COMBATSYS: Yuri gains composure.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/-======|=====--\-------\0 Yuri
"Oh! COME ON!! It wasn't /that/ bad!" El Fuerte yells out when Yuri overreacts like that and starts running around in circles flailing her arms as if she was in a cartoon.
Sighing, El Fuerte just stands there munching on another of his strange made sushis waiting on Yuri to pull herself together.
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte focuses on his next action.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/-======|=====--\-------\0 Yuri
"You wouldn't know, you eat this crap all the time!" Yuri says as she finishes drinking the water. "You think you're all that, but I still say you should stick to the ring, buddy!" Yuri gets back into her fighting stance, albeit after using a little of the water to wash the blood off of her face, so she's not seeing as much red anymore.
"Here, let me give you a personal snack instead!" Yuri says as she brings her hands behind her back, and focuses her energy into it. With a shout, she sends forth a very large blast of energy!
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte dodges Yuri's Haoh Sho Ko Ken.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/-======|=====--\-------\0 Yuri
"Still you want to invoke my wrath!?" El Fuerte is honestly very impressed with this girl! That she goads him into fighting harder even though pissing off the wily luchador is probably not a good idea at all. "Very well! I will not hold back any longer!" Munching on another of his sushis, this one made out of chocolate, the wrestler narrows his eyes when he recognizes the position Yuri is getting in and acts much like he did before.
He charges directly for the chi blast, only to jump clear over it and this time at least descend with a different attack on top of Yuri. An elbow smash right for her head.
"TEPACHE!"
COMBATSYS: Yuri blocks ElFuerte's Tepache Bomb.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0 Yuri
"No you don't!" Yuri yells as she attempts to block El Fuerte's incoming elbow to her head. She succeeds and deflects him away. Even though she's losing the battle, Yuri refuses to give up that easily. "You had the guts to come to my dojo and share this crap, and now I'm gonna make you pay!" Yuri attempts to deliver a swift hook to El Fuerte.
COMBATSYS: Yuri successfully hits ElFuerte with Jab Punch.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 Yuri
As his downward elbow smash connected with a stout block, El Fuerte spun in mid air to catch himself and land on his feet..just in time to eat a hook to the face! "HMRG!" The luchador grunts and despite his injuries it seems that he is far too gone in his annoyance by Yuri's insults to really care about what his body is feeling. Reacting quickly, the wrestler grabs that very same arm that struck him, twisting it around so he gets under Yuri and shoves his hips into her stomach to fling her over his head and slam her back first into the dojo's floor.
COMBATSYS: Yuri fails to interrupt Quick Throw from ElFuerte with Quick Throw.
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ElFuerte 1/-------/=======|=======\-------\1 Yuri
"Oh no you don't!" Yuri says with a grin as she attempts to grab El Fuerte and throw him instead, but fighting fire with fire backfires big time. "Oh nooooo!" Yuri exclaims as she finds herself caught and being slammed into the dojo floor. She winces as she tries to get up, gasping for air while holding her back. "No! Why me?"
"Oh yes I do Seņorita!" An interesting technique, but ultimately unless Yuri has some experience or proper training with grapples like Judo or Jiujitsu trying to out grapple a wrestler was a bad idea. El Fuerte not only completes his throw, but seems to not want and let Yuri get back up as he is still holding on to that arm. Just as the girl's back hits the ground, the luchador will be jumping up whilst still holding on to Yuri's wrist and wrap his legs around the girl's arm to put her on an armbar, pulling down on her limb to put strain on her elbow trying to make her tap out. "Say uncle!!"
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte successfully hits Yuri with El Fuerte Flying Giga Buster.
Grazing Hit
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ElFuerte 0/-------/-------|=======\==-----\1 Yuri
"Nnnngh!" Yuri yells as she tries to break free... and somehow, even though her arm is bent back hard, she manages to let herself go limp long enough to slide out... albeit into a semi-crumpled position as she stands back up slowly. "I won't let you get me that easily! Even if you succeed in serving my students your lousy lunch, you won't beat me that easily!" Yuri then steps towards El Fuerte and attempts a literal double axe handle punch.
COMBATSYS: Yuri successfully hits ElFuerte with Aggressive Strike.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/------=|=======\==-----\1 Yuri
Impressive! El Fuerte didn't expect that Yuri had enough left in her to wiggle herself out of his arm bar like that. But wiggles herself out she does and as they both go back to their feet he find that she has sufficient strength to bash him over the head with a hammer fist strike "Ay!" The wrestler shakes his head and just goes low to smash his shoulder against Yuri's stomach and wrap his arms around her waist. Once he does that he'll be pulling back with her in two to smash her face first to the ground with a supplex. "Ole!"
COMBATSYS: Yuri dodges ElFuerte's Quick Throw.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/------=|=======\==-----\1 Yuri
"Not so fast there!" Yuri exclaims as she stumbles out of the way of El Fuerte's attempt to suplex her. "I'm not gonna let you catch me that easily!" Yuri then drops to one knee, trying to catch her breath. As if on cue, another student brings her a bottle of water.
COMBATSYS: Yuri gains composure.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/------=|=======\=------\1 Yuri
"Chingada!" Now it's El Fuerte's turn to cuss when the slippery girl once more moves away from his grasp and pulls free. Landing on his back, the luchador rolls quickly to the side and gets back up feet to see Yuri using the home advantage in her favor. "Your amigos won't be able to save you chica! One way or another, you.will.try.my.food!!"
The wrestler enunciates each word as he makes several spins in the air, twirling around to land a swift tornado kick swung directly at the side of Yuri's face.
COMBATSYS: ElFuerte successfully hits Yuri with Light Kick.
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ElFuerte 0/-------/-----==|=======\===----\1 Yuri
Yuri staggers backwards as the tornado kick strikes her, causing her to rebound off a nearby wall, and then her body goes limp, looking like a rag doll standing up. As she staggers backwards again, Yuri summons the last of her strength to send forth a flurry of large energy blasts at El Fuerte. Her last words are, "Take your desserts and go!" Before sending forth her attack, and then falling flat on her face.
COMBATSYS: Yuri can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Yuri successfully hits ElFuerte with Denjin Haoh Sho Ko Ken.
? Strange Hit! ?
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The kick connects, El Fuerte lands, Yuri goes flying and it seems that everything has ended perfectly for the ol' Luchador.
Or has it!?
"Que?" As he lands, the grappler failed to notice the incoming fireball tossed his way and caught it right in the chest propelling him all the way back to the other side of the dojo, screaming all the way, landing right on top of his sushi cart. The lid busted open and all the sushi spilled on the ground flattened by a fallen luchador. "What? No! My food!! IT IS RUINED!!! All that work for nothing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"Okay...who's up for pizza?" Says one of the Kyokugen students rolling his eyes.
Log created on 21:17:31 12/08/2011 by Yuri, and last modified on 14:21:32 12/09/2011.