SNF 2021.05 - SNF: "Duel of the Fates"

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Description: The Sith have returned, and it's time for a climactic battle! Everyone's favourite part of everyone's favourite Star Wars movie begins as Darth Mr. Karate appears in the Royal Hangar in his cloak and red mask, challenging our heroes to a thrilling two-on-one showdown, complete with replica lightsabers! Can Star Wars canon be re-written yet again in this Duel of the Fates?



[TSINGHUA]
A intro sequence, familiar to anyone who has watched star wars would start rolling on the TV's at the announced broadcasting time. Is is remarkably well imitated, complete with the same music and the same all-caps font.

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DUEL OF THE FATES
Jedi master TSINGHUANN JINN and his pupil, OLI-SWAN KENOBI have followed the dastardly sith lord DARTH MR. KARATE through the PALACE OF THEED and all the way into the power generator chamber. Armed with lightsabers and mystical powers, our heroes face this villain in a two-on-one saber duel, right besides a dastardly fall down right into the POWER CORE. Can our heroes come out victories against the all-powerful DARTH MR. KARATE and his almighty DOUBLE-BLADED lightsaber?

Note: Costumes and props provided by Disney and Lucasfilms! Get your own lightsaber and clothing and become a master of the force at www.shopdisne....

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On the camera's, the master jedi TSINGHUANN JINN comes into view as he walks into the very accurate replica set.

Accessed from the Royal Hangar, the power generator chamber is crossed by a network of elevated platforms, providing a precarious yet expansive space to do battle in. Tall power generator tubes stretch from wall to ceiling throughout the space, crackling with energy. Due to relaxations in Galactic Workplace Safety laws, the passages of the space are occasionally cut off by the appearance of solid orange energy fields in sequence. The melting pits, however, are turned off.

Avid fighting fans would recognize the chinese boy, but to the unintiated he'd seem like quite possibly the worst pick for a role such as this.

Tsinghua had forgone his usual robes in favor of those befitting of a jedi master. A long brown robe over a light beige Gi-esque piece of clothing, made from thick fabric. A thick black belt and long boots add some darker tones to the outfit, and in his hand the boy is wearing a replica lightsaber. A tube of hard plastic emerging from the black hilt, and a strip of bright LED's making it shine a neon green.

Our jedi master looks mighty confused by everything that's unfolding, as he whispers towards his pupil- Out earshot for the microphones. "W-What is all this, ms. Ribeiro? I am honestly really not quite sure what at all I'm looking at." Seemingly, the boy had never seen a STAR WARS. Downside of living a sheltered life in rural China, one would assume.

[OLIVIA]
The 'Ms. Ribeiro' in question, standing behind her tag-partner-slash-mentor, is dressed in costume as well - albeit, not quite the same kind of costume.

Oli-Swan is currently accoutred in an outfit of the same genre that she normally wears - revealing, playful, and distinctly avian. For this special edition of Saturday Night Fights, however, she's dressed more Carnaballet than Carnaval; rather than a plumed bird's-head headdress, she's sporting a feathered tiara-like swan headpiece that wraps around her brown-haired crown, while a swan's head rises on an elegantly long neck behind her from a costume attachment on her back. She wears a spaghetti-strapped silvery-white ballerina bodysuit with a downy bustline and fluffy white tulle mini-skirt, silver dancing heels, and a pair of white-feathered wings attached to her wrists by silver straps.

She certainly looks more swan than Jedi knight; the nod to the Star Wars element are the pair of LED lightsabers that she holds outstretched in her hands, one green and one yellow.

Likely more infuriating to Star Wars diehards than her costume is the choice to substitute dual-wielded Brazilian-style lightsabers for Obi-Wan's usual blue lightsaber.

Balancing on one foot in her typical crane stance, her other leg bent at the knee, Oli-Swan gives Tsinghuan-Jinn a confused eyebrow lift.

"Que? You haven't seen Guerra nas - I mean, Star Wars? It's from a movie! You're a Jedi Master, and I'm a Cavaleiro! And soon we have to fight a mane with a red face!"

She quickly offers a beaming Brazilian smile, though, leaning over to pat Tsinghua's back with one of her wings.

"Don't worry! It's dois contra um, plus in the script, we win for sure!"

She quirks her lips thoughtfully for a moment.

"Well, I mean... I win, anyway! Nao se preocupe!"

She leans in and gives a charmingly reassuring wink to Tsinghuan-Jinn before hopping slightly apart from him, activating her lightsabers' electric glow and hum and hopping forward as she gets into character.

"Ola! Senhor Karate, onde esta voce?" she calls out chirpily as she looks to and fro, pivoting on one heel.

One may wonder if she's seen the movies herself.

[TAKUMA]
Mr. Karate is currently watching from one of the elevated platform. So far he doesn't seem impressed. He is also dressed for the theme of the fight. A black cloak over black clothes. His tengu mask different than what he usual wear. More red, more darth maul like, although still a tengu mask too. Beware the Mr Darth_Karate_Maul. He also has a plastic red light saber staff.

Once he's done watching the duo of weird Jedis he jumps down, landing on one knee with a strong thump, lighting his lightsaber staff as he does so. He then stands up. He says "Ojōsama wa hanashi sugi" which means "Little lady talks to much." He also adds. "Chīsana otoko wa kare no yōso kara soto o mimasu." which means. "Little man looks out of his element.

There is a moment of silent after he spoke, then he spins his lightsaber, like one would with a staff, and then says "At last I shall reveal myself to the Jedis." He slams the one end of the lightsaber down, and motion for them to come with one hand

[TSINGHUA]
"I-I see." Tsinghua gathers the concept from his pupil/partner, as he re-adjusts the fake beard and mustache that's glued onto his face- They had been haphazardly painted a all-too-bright green in an attempt to match his natural hair color. He looks quite absurd- His face is way too young to make it even look remotely natural. "I will try my best, ms. Ribeiro." The boy puts his lightsaber next to his head as it points towards the Sith Lord, as he balances on one leg- His usual opening stance, yet in this scenario it fits remarkably well for a mystical jedi master such as himself.

"U-uhm, S-Surrender, yourself to the... J-jedi Dynasty? O-Or me and my pupil will h-have to strike you down where w- we stand!" That line might've actually been somewhat imposing, were it not for his outreagous appearence and stuttery, hesitant voice. "As f-foul as i-it might be, I do not wish for your blood to stain m-my lit-blade!"

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit!

COMBATSYS: Tsinghua has started a fight here on the right meter side.

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COMBATSYS: Takuma has joined the fight here as a boss!

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[OLIVIA]
Posing next to Tsinghuan with her own leg raised and lightsabers akimbo, Oli-Swan almost looks the part of an actual student of the same style - although there are certainly distinctions in their stances. As Darth Mr. Karate appears and Tsinghuan-Jinn seems to be floundering for words, she decides to cut in in support, with subtitles for the viewers at home.

"E!" 'Yeah!'

Olivia twirls both her lightsabers around by the hilts as she hops forward on one foot.

"The Jedi do not know fear!" she declares next to her quavering compatriot with a determined expression. "Now, feel the power of my Force, Sith babaca!" 'jackass!'

Leaping forward in actual Jedi fashion - thanks to a bolstering current of wind chi carrying her aloft by her wings - Olivia aims to land directly in front of Darth Mr. Karate on her right foot, before striking out with a left kick toward the Sith Lord's chest with her left.

"Jedi Combo Numero Sete!"

Spinning around as she continues into a combination, she strikes out with her right heel at the karate master's knee while she's facing away from him. Continuing her rotation, she strikes with the yellow lightsaber in her right hand, aiming for Darth Mr. Karate's upper torso, before landing on her right foot again and swinging her left leg up hard, aiming to connect with Mr. Karate's chiselled chin and send him skyward.

"Extra Spicy!"

She holds the near-vertical-split pose, flaunting her shapely gams as she winks toward the nearest camera, saluting it with the green lightsaber in her left hand.

COMBATSYS: Olivia has joined the fight here on the left meter side.

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Olivia           0/-------/-------|======-\-------\0         Tsinghua


[TSINGHUA]
Tsinghuann Jinn dives after Olivia with his own flurry- Elegantly flourishing the lightsaber around before striking at the large man threefold. "Wu, Liu, Ba!" (Five, six, eight!) The first strike is a precise diagonal blow aimed at the knees, hoping that he might stumble before the boy transitions into a wide, spinning swipe of his cane, and finally a backwards step and thrust, where he stretches his arm forward as far as it will go for a long-range poke. His free hand pointing in the opposite direction with an open palm as he stands on one feet; back into safety hoping that he'll be a more difficult target.

"Th-That's right, we're not afraid of you!" He confirms, in a tone that sounds undeniably scared and nervous- not to mention it sounds like something a kid would say. You're not acting like much of a master, Tsinghua.

COMBATSYS: Takuma blocks Olivia's Combo #7 - Golpes de Pe e Pulso ES.

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Olivia           0/-------/-------|=====--\-------\0         Tsinghua


COMBATSYS: Takuma dodges Tsinghua's Teshi Baji.

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Olivia           0/-------/-------|=====--\-------\0         Tsinghua


[TAKUMA]
Darth Mr Karate simply makes humph sound when it starts, and just like that he's ready. When Olivia combos start, he blocks the first kick with his arm, then proceeds to block the right heel with the bottom of his staff, while moving his body to the side to get his knees out of the way of Tsinghuann. He then brings the upper part to block the yellow lightsaber of olivia, while jumping up over the swipe. Finally when she finishes with a kick toward his chin, he slams his elbow deviating the girl's foot toward his chin, while getting his body to the side to dodge the long range poke.

Almost immediate he pushes his hand forward toward Olivia. "Force push" He says as a massive wall of chi goes to her with force, to strike and push her away if it succeeds.

COMBATSYS: Olivia blocks Takuma's Haohshokoken.

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Olivia           0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0         Tsinghua


[OLIVIA]
Olivia is still flashing her flesh when Darth Mr. Karate unleashes his wave of Force power upon her. Her hazel-brown eyes widen as the wave of energy reflects within them.

"Ai!"

Her white-feathered wings sweep instinctively inward, crossing over each other to protect her face as the forceful chi blast slams into her. A transparent current of wind energy forms across her wings, diverting some of the Sith Lord's power as it clashes mightily against her own meager energy. Feathers fly, and strips of fabric are ripped from the sides of her dress as some of the power slips her guard and pummels her clothing and flesh.

"Nossa! He's so strong, Tsinghuan-Jinn!" she pants breathlessly.

I haven't seen energy this bold..."

Suddenly, she's holding up a can of Star Wars Space Punch, the face of Chewbacca visible on the golden can.

"Since I tried a Star Wars Space Punch, the sparkling Vitamin drink! Available in limited edition, with all of my favourite Star Wars characters!"

She cracks the can in a swift flick of her thumb and takes a swig.

"Mmm! Obrigada, Chewbacca!"

She tosses the can out of frame, letting it tumble down into the depths of the reactor as she pulls her yellow lightsaber free from the back of her dress where it had been stashed for the product placement.

"Vamos, Tsinghuan! I feel fired up with the Force!"

Olivia is still flashing her flesh when Darth Mr. Karate unleashes his wave of Force power upon her. Her hazel-brown eyes widen as the wave of energy reflects within them.

"Ai!"

Her white-feathered wings sweep instinctively inward, crossing over each other to protect her face as the forceful chi blast slams into her. A transparent current of wind energy forms across her wings, diverting some of the Sith Lord's power as it clashes mightily against her own meager energy. Feathers fly, and strips of fabric are ripped from the sides of her dress as some of the power slips her guard and pummels her clothing and flesh.

"Nossa! He's so strong, Tsinghuan-Jinn!" she pants breathlessly.

"I haven't seen energy this bold..."

Suddenly, she's holding up a can of Star Wars Space Punch, the face of Chewbacca visible on the golden can.

"Since I tried a Star Wars Space Punch, the sparkling Vitamin drink! Available in limited edition, with all of my favourite Star Wars characters!"

She cracks the can in a swift flick of her thumb and takes a swig.

"Mmm! Obrigada, Chewbacca!"

She tosses the can out of frame, letting it tumble down into the depths of the reactor as she pulls her yellow lightsaber free from the back of her dress where it had been stashed for the product placement.

"Vamos, Tsinghuan! I feel fired up with the Force!"

COMBATSYS: Olivia takes a moment to appeal to the audience!

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Olivia           1/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0         Tsinghua


[TSINGHUA]
Tsinghua pauses in embarassment as Olivia's display of blatant product placement, well, I guess that was part of her contract. "Th- That is g-good, my pupil.. Obi-Swan." before whispering "W-What's the force?" He shakes his head slightly, before turning his attention back to mr. Karate- Deciding on approaching him with a quick, measured step forward before coming down with a overhead slam of the plastic lightsaber. "Haaaai-a!"

COMBATSYS: Takuma dodges Tsinghua's Fierce Strike.

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Olivia           1/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0         Tsinghua


[TAKUMA]
darth Mister Karate seems to be playing with Tsinghua. Again he dodges the attack. When the overhead slam of the lightsaber comes his way, he quickly moves to the side.

Very soon after, he dashes to Olivia as she appeals to the crowd, grabbing her shoulders. "You should talk less. It'd do you a lot of good." He rams his knees, into her back, and if he has his way, he finishes up, with a poke in her back with the lightsaber staff, pushing himself away.

He then looks at Tsinghua "You need to be faster jedi."

COMBATSYS: Olivia just-defends Takuma's Shoran Kyaku!

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Olivia           1/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0         Tsinghua


[OLIVIA]
"It's basically chi!" Olivia remarks aside to her green-bearded master, crooking one wing deftly to keep her comment from reaching the microphone attached discreetly to her outfit. She punctuates the information with a reassuring wink before Tsinghua steps forward to attack.

As Darth Karate slips swiftly past Tsinghua and comes at her again, the Brazilian battle-bird tenses. His hands fall on her shoulders, but as he's bringing his knee up to slam into her spine, she places her wings atop his arms and uses them to brace her hips, thrusting them back toward his knee while loosening her lower limbs. As a result, the knee slams into her backside instead of her back, and with the intentionality of the now-cushioned collision, she's bounced off her feet, fluttering through the air to land on the ground harmlessly. She wiggles her tailfeather at Darth Mr. Karate, crossing her wings behind her head as she bends her upper body back to look over her shoulder at him and wink.

"Boa tentativa!" (Nice try!)

Then, with a twirl, she about-faces back into her fighting stance, lifting her left leg up and spreading her lightsabers to either side as her expression sharpens with a determined smirk.

"Vamos!"

The girl's veins seem to pulse briefly green, but the look passes after a moment, and she doesn't appear to notice.

COMBATSYS: Olivia focuses on her next action.

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Olivia           1/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0         Tsinghua


[TSINGHUA]
"I- I was just testing you, mr. Darth Karate!" Despite his shaky voice, it does not sound boy's words are a lie. Tsinghua's eyes go wide as he sees the 'defense' that Olivia decided to employ. It's effective, sure, but... How uncouth.

Yet, suddenly, something changes- Something -shakes- in the room, a tremor that seems to originate from the boy- Takuma or Olivia might feel something change when it comes to the Chi that Tsinghua emits. A change that seemed to lack any kind of origin or provocation- Earth, large chunks of rock and stone seem to materialize around him- glowing a deep yellowish orange To the boy's own surprise. "Yaaa?" He exclaims, but then- he realizes. This has happened before, this happened in his fight against major Haggar. The mysterious source of chi is back.

And it starts to coalesce onto his lightsaber. Large, chunks of stone separated by cracks from which underneath a orange glow has replaced the lightsaber's green; And in due time, his weapon has turned from a plastic lightsaber, to a large mace made of solid rock. Even though he doesn't understand what's happening, he takes advantage of the moment- Dashing towards Takuma as he moves into a low 'tiger' stance. His front legs streched out forward far, while the back leg is kept short and curled up- He holds the earthen weapon with both hands at his side, pointing backwards; Only to launch himself up with that coiled back leg, performing a upwards swing with that heavy, heavy weapon that he seemingly seems to handle like that weight doesn't exist. At the apex of the strike, he spins his body around, changing the trajectory to be more diagonal then straight up- But one thing remains, the club threathens to smash into Takuma's chin, and shatter with a burst of chi as all of the seperate chunks shoot outward!

COMBATSYS: Takuma blocks Tsinghua's Zhongzi Mucai.

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Olivia           1/-------/=======|====---\-------\0         Tsinghua


[TAKUMA]
He sorts of bow at Olivia defense on this move. He also might have smirked at what Tsinghua said with a shaky voice, but with the mask, who knows. He seems interested however when Tshinghua brings for some really strong chi there. He braces himself as he watches what is happening.

When the young man goes up for a strike, he waits, he waits it is almost hitting on his chin, before bringing one arm. He feels the blow, but much less than one would have guessed. "This is a lot better." He tells him.

Then if he has his way, he slam the lightsaber staff into Tsinghua's chest, and lifts him up, before slamming him back down with force.

COMBATSYS: Takuma successfully hits Tsinghua with Medium Throw.

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Olivia           1/-------/=======|====---\-------\0         Tsinghua


[OLIVIA]
Circling to try and flank Darth Mr. Karate by hopping over and over on one foot, Olivia gawks at the earth-imbued display from Tsinghua.

"Legal!" (Cool!)

As the dark Master aims to slam her own kayfabe mentor over his shoulder, the Brazilian battle-bird lowers her head and hops in menacingly.

"Here I come!" she warns Darth Mr. Karate as she lands behind his back, winding her wings and weapons into a tightly curled posture, before unfurling them in a rapid spin - "Especial de Papagaia Voadora!" - aiming to drive the Dark Lord up into the air with a battering of repeated blows from the dual lightsabers and her outstretched white wings, buoying herself on a gust of air chi to pursue him to lofty heights. If she manages to do so, she'll proceed at the apex of the journey to swing her right leg tantalizingly high - "Extra spicy!" - and wink at the camera before dropping her foot down with a powerful axe kick intent on sending him back down to the catwalk below as she continues to float aloft with the aid of her wings.

[TSINGHUA]
"Ua-Gaaah!" But as quickly as it showed, the earth-imbued energy fades, as Tsinghua's chi turns back to normal. More then that, it seemingly lacked effectiveness against his colossally strong opponent; The boy gets lifted up by the chest, only the flipped, and slammed into the hard metal flooring behind mr. Karate- feeling something /crack/ within his chest. All the chunks of stone had shattered on the impact, leaving him again with the measly plastic lightsaber.

He lays, writhing for a moment as he clutches his chest- mr. Karate is thankfully momentarily busy with fending off Oli-Swan's assault. "Z-zaogao.." (soft 'damn')

He uses the saber as support, pushing himself back up onto both feet, balancing him self on a single leg before swiping diagonally downwards with the lightsabe, only to trace back the path when he'd make contact- moving the weapon to his other side before repeating the process, a quick, precise diagonal -twack-. The two strikes would create a V-like pattern, if one was paying attention.

COMBATSYS: Olivia successfully hits Takuma with Especial de Papagaia Voadora ES.
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Olivia           1/------=/=======|====---\-------\0         Tsinghua


COMBATSYS: Tsinghua successfully hits Takuma with Medium Strike.

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Olivia           1/------=/=======|=======\-------\0         Tsinghua


[TAKUMA]
Most likely Darth Mr. Karate would have blocked just fine what Olivia had in store for him, or what Tsinghua had in store for him, but as fate would have it, they manage to strike in unison. He didn't expect Tsinghua to be back up so fast. Which distracted him just enough to be battered by the lightsaber. At the end of that, he receives the first half of the V slash, unable to block it. That half gives enough time for the powerful axe kick to hit with full force, starting his path down. As this happen, the second V slash hits as well, before gravity and the force of the kick finishes their work, and brings him down to the catwalk below, where his body slams againsts the metal ground.

This looks painful, but he is quickly back up on his feet. He mutters "Sorera no kodomo-tachi wa watashi no shinkeishitsu ni natte imasuga, aruteido no keiiwoharau kachi ga arimasu." He then proceed to power jump back up to where both Olivia and Tsinghua are, and looks at them, saying "Anata wa kore o futatabi doki sa seru koto ga dekiru to omoimasu ka?" He then rushes to Olivia and when in front of her starts punching her. If he has his way, he punches over and over with a series of brutal super strong punches, only to send her flying in the air, with an uppercut that would rock her chin, if connecting. "Itami wa yoi senseidesu."

COMBATSYS: Takuma knocks away Olivia with Shin Kishin Geki.

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Olivia           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|=======\-------\0         Tsinghua


[OLIVIA]
Oli-Swan drifts slowly toward the ground in the wake of her flying swan spin, her left leg dropping down in aim of landing back in her one-legged crane stance across from Tsinghuan-Jinn. She raises her left wing up with her palm open, presenting it to her companion with a beaming smile.

"Belleza! Nice one, Tsinghuan!"

Her intent to high five is suddenly interrupted by Darth Mr. Karate landing once more on the platform across from the Jedi duo.

"Ahh!"

She tries to shift her stance to protect herself, wings ruffling with invisible wind chi as she turns sideways, but the Sith Lord is far swifter than Oli-Swan. She's pummeled by the combination of blows, her body twisting and bending with the force of each punch, until the final uppercut slams into her chin, sending her spiralling into the reactor in a flurry of falling feathers.

"Waaaaahhhh!"

Somewhere far below, there's a clunking sound.

"A-ai..."

Shuddering on one of the lower platforms, Olivia pushes herself to her feet and grunts in pain, spitting out blood, before looking up at the platform above. Her brow sets with determination.

Moments later, there's a gust of wind from the pit that the Brazilian Jedi fell into, and Oli-Swan rises up into view on the vertical air current, wings extended.

"Especial da Casa! Cometa Vermelho!"

With that defiant shout, Olivia spirals forward before stretching her arms out and legs together to descend in an angelic swan dive - or, from another point of view, a graceless belly flop - to try and land on Takuma.

"Extraaaa Spicy!"

[TSINGHUA]
"Oli-Swan!" He cries out, in his fairly high-pitched voice. He saw his partner tumble down the shaft, that can't be good, right?! He was about to help, create some sort of a way up for her with his roots-

But thankfully, the bird can fly.

Tsinghuann breathes a sigh of relief as he sees his uh, 'pupil' being more or less fine. But, eh? Again? Seriously, not again, right? "N-no.." There it is, again. The shift in his chi; Yet somehow, more controlled this time around. More mellow. Tsinghuann quite literally gets tempted to /throw/ it away from him, as small pebbles form between the palms of his hands, floating about softly; Less force inside of them then they'd have when it'd be his usual wood-esque chi. The Jedi spins a pace toward the sith-lord, before all those little pebbles -shoot- towards Takuma in a large, shotgun-esque spread- Threathening to pummel him from many different angles! Strangely enough, the impression is made that this attack is weaker then it should be, like the surge this time around had a different effect. But, Tsinghua looks healther- just a little bit more energized, as the energy fades- This time, hopefully for the rest of this match

COMBATSYS: Tsinghua successfully hits Takuma with Mubo Shi Bei Jian.

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Olivia           0/-------/---<<<<|=======\=------\1         Tsinghua


COMBATSYS: Takuma counters Especial da Casa - Cometa Vermelho ES from Olivia with Mokoh Burai Gan.
*KNOCKED AWAY*

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Olivia           1/-----<</<<<<<<<|=======\=------\1         Tsinghua


[TAKUMA]
The sith lord see the little gi...jedi flying away into the reactor. He knew that must have hurt, but is face remain stoic, whether he is caring or not. But he's a sith lord, he's probably not caring at all. Moments later, Olivia literally flies back up. "Sono yona ketsui"

After that compliment? He slams his foot into the ground, growling a bit, as he seems to brace himself to what is to come. He sees Olivia coming toward him, but first he has to take care of Tsinghua Earth shotgun blast. He moves, to try to dodge it, but he focuses more on Olivia getting in a better positionf or her, so these pebbles all hit him. It isn't pleasant, and it shows on the Sithlord's face "Chisana gaichy. But they do not hit as hard as they should, and do not take his focus away, as he literally brings his arm up to block the little jedi. Good thing it wasn't a 600lbs sumo. He actually deflects her body pushing her just enough to give her a few straight punches to send her away with perhaps some more bruises. "Sorezore no dabokusho ni wa monogatari ga arimasu."

His staff saber however, lays forgotten on the platform below where he landed sometime earlier.

[OLIVIA]
For all her enthusiastic defiance, it is clear that Oli-Swan's abilities are no match for the power of the dark side. Devastatingly powerful fists pound into her buxom bod, hammering her hard enough to elicit a cracking sound from somewhere inside. Both the yellow lightsaber and the green lightsaber go flying into the abyss in different directions as Oli-Swan hurtles back down off of the catwalk and toward the depths of the power plant below.

"Aiiiii!"

Angelic white downy feathers are still hanging in the air when the sound of a heavy thud of flesh on durasteel rises fromm the pit.

Olivia lies still on the cold surface for a long moment before a wet cough wracks her body, spattering blood and red flower petals on the platform she's on. It's a circular one, ringing one of the vertical generator tubes that somebody must have paid an enormous amount to replicate without CGI.

"Mamae... Papai..."

A plaintive appeal rises from Olivia as her trembling wings struggle to lift her back to her knees. Then, she notices it - Darth Mr. Karate's lightsaber. Her hands reach out to start dragging her forward as she grimaces.

Several seconds later, a sound starts to rise from beside the generator - the sound of a trumpeting swan.

Olivia twirls the dual-bladed Sith saber around her body audaciously while she stands on one leg, the other bent, drawing the attention of the cameras - and perhaps Darth Mr. Karate - with the petulant trumpeting sound. Once she's got the proverbial spotlight on her, she stuffs the trumpet back into her costume, somehow disappearing it - such are the mysteries of the Force - and winking in spite of her black eye.

"Desculpa, voc achou que era o meu canto do cisne? Vamos, meu rei!" she asks with a cheeky expression as she stretches one arm out in invitation while balancing the tip of one blade of the LED lightsaber on the platform. Still, she can't seem to help but look a little unsteady as she sways on her single heel.

(Subtitles: Sorry, did you think it was my swan song? Let's go, my king!)

COMBATSYS: Olivia takes a moment to appeal to the audience!

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Olivia           1/-======/=======|=======\=------\1         Tsinghua


[TSINGHUA]
"ms. Ribeiro!" Tsinghua breaks character, as he sees his partner get pummeled so thoroughly by the sith lord- He looks nervous. Nervous that she'll get knocked down and be unable to continue. Tsinghua doesn't think he can handle facing this monstrous power alone. "L-Leave her alone!" He manages to muster as he moves back into light-saber range- seems like the boy has a little bit of bravery in him when it comes down to it.

He spins into Darth mr. Karate's range, low to the ground while holding the 'weapon' with both hands, before thrusting diagonally upwards at a hard-to-defend against angle, right towards the sith-lord's stomach!

COMBATSYS: Takuma blocks Tsinghua's Crushing Strike.

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Olivia           1/-======/=======|=======\=------\1         Tsinghua


[TAKUMA]
Darth Mr. Karate thought Olivia was done for, but apparently that was not the case. She even dares get his own lightsaber... Well truth be told he didn't care much about it, but it was the principle of the thing. She gets his attention, so much so that the attack of Tsinghua gets blocked with with his left arm, instead of being dodged or counters.

He looks a bit winded, but still grabs the saber before Tsinghua can pull back. He slams his foot down, making the current plaform sake a bit. "Kiai!" And then proceed to pull him toward him by the lightsaber, before punching toward his head with a nasty punch.

"You should all stay down, Jedi!" He says, whether he hit Tsinghua or not.

COMBATSYS: Takuma knocks away Tsinghua with Fierce Punch.

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Olivia           1/-======/=======|=======\=------\1         Tsinghua


[OLIVIA]
A powerful wind starts to gather beneath Olivia's wings as she focuses her mind, her expression becoming one of determination. She lifts the lightsaber staff above her head and starts to spin it rapidly before leaping upward, the weapon whirling like a helicopter - though in true, it's the use of chi (or the Force, perhaps) that buoys her up from below to land next to Darth Mr. Karate as he moves to attack Tsinghuann Jinn. It's only when she's landed that a certain faux pas becomes evident - the elegant swan that had been mounted behind her shoulders has been decapitated by the spinning saber, its head left lying on the platform below.

Olivia is oblivious to the situation as she poses with the saber staff held away and standing again on one leg, her body facing away from Darth Mr. Karate as she sways at the hips tauntingly.

"E ai! Leave Master Tsinghuann alone and face me, Sith babaca!"

A bundle of coupons for half-price churrasco at Restaurante Ribeiro floats away on the dissipating breeze from around Olivia as they spill from the swan piece's severed neck like a broken pinata.

[TAKUMA]
He watches Olivia as she does her helicopter move with his lightsaber, and her chi. "Hello Jedi." He seems to concentrate on her, and be obvious to Tsinghua. "I will leave him alone if it's your wish." He cocks his head, and then he sees those coupons, and it's at that time the boulder seems to come toward him. Surely it will hit him finally, maybe knock him out.

But now, he skips around the boulder, then kicks at Olivia with a strong kick. "Kiai" He says, just before it strikes, whether it misses or not.

"It's time to end this, once and for all." It seems to be aimed at both of them. "Sith is the true way."

[OLIVIA]
As Darth Mr. Karate's leg hammers toward her, Olivia tosses the dual-bladed lightsaber aside and bends over sharply, planting her fingertips on the platform and providing the Sith Lord with a rather cheeky view of her bunda. Her knees bend, as if she's about to spring into action somehow. At the same time, the sound of Lou Bega's voice suddenly cuts in as the background music changes:

"One, two, three four-"

*WHUMP*

Whatever her intentions, something apparently goes wrong.

Olivia's eyes go wide as her stance at the moment of impact results in Darth Mr. Karate's foot impacting solidly with her keister. There's only a split second to catch the expression, though, as she's instantly sent flying, too fast for the cameras to follow.

*CRASH*

There's a sound of equipment being smashed off-screen as the music is instantly cut short, followed by several additional sounds of clanging and thudding.

A second later, an announcer's voice calls out from the void:

"K.O.!"

It appears that Oli-Swan has been Oli-minated.

[TSINGHUA]
"N-Nooo!" The bloodied boy looks in horror as his partner is officially incapacitated, for the rest of today's match. She is stronger then him- And what chance is he supposed to have alone? "M- Miss. Ribeiro..." Tsinghua utters, while turning towards his tremendously powerful foe. "S-Stay back.." Panick seems to set in, as he pleads to be left alone, taking slow steps backwards away from Darth mr. Karate. It seems as if he's entirelly forgotten the role he was supposed to play in this little set of fighting-theater, and in his terror, he practically unconciously decides to /chuck/ the LED-saber at Takuma- with not even enough force to reach his opponent as it harmlessly clatters onto the floor.

Seemingly a botched attack, yet, it happened again. While the boy was fearfully backing himself into the wall, the earth beneath the saber seemed to shake and rumble- Before a shaft of rock and stone sprouted from the metal flooring! It picks up the pho-lightsaber, and /launches/ it right toward the Sith while being infused with that Chi. The chinese boy, however- Barely seemed to notice in his panick, as he finally backs himself all the way against the piping running along the walls- Forced to be faced with what he expects to be another devastating attack from Mr. Karate.

[TAKUMA]
He watches as Olivia goes literally flying away. He winces for her, not really meaning to destroy her so utterly in this final move. He silently hopes there is someone to go help her, as he still has to take care of Tsinghua

talking about Tsinghua, he's receiving a plastic lightsaber toward himself. Then things changes, and it gets launched faster. Instead of trying to move away, he puts his arms in front of him, to block the saber. At least with the chi infused, it didn't explode into pieces, or did it. His arms were bruised to a point."This ends now young Jedi. Next time join the dark side, and be more powerful. You hold back too much.

With that said, he concentrates himself for a moment, as Tsinghua gets himself against the piping, and then dashes to him,proceeding to beat of him with basically all his kyokugen melee techniques, punching and kicking several time, if he has his way. Punches in the chest, kicks in the head, more attacks on the legs, before he finally jumps back and sends three wall sized massive chi projectiles one after the other. "Stay down." he says when he's done.

[TSINGHUA]
Tsinghua 'staying down' is a understatement. After that? It's unlikely he can get up, let alone move for the next couple days. The merciless beating of mr. Karate pummels the kid into the metal wall time and time again, frightening snapping sounds could be heard coming from his bones, and his assault is not even done, as he starts charging up for a trio of devastating waves of chi. For a moment, it seemed like he was attempting some sort of defense; Putting together his palms. But whatever he was trying, it effortlessly breaks through, the energies tearing at his skin.

By the end of it, the ground is rumbling as that mysterious energy, the source unknown even to Tsinghua, tries to escape yet again. But Tsinghua is nothing more then a collapsed pile at this stage, unable to move, well, anything. Entirely unconscious after opposed by such titanic power.

It seems that this time around, star wars canon would be re-written, the dark side left victorious in a battle of vital importance.

But man, the internet is going to be upset at the misrepresentation of their favorite Jedi Master.

[TAKUMA]
he makes a pose for the camera. "Sith is true power." He waits until the camera cuts after that, and he goes first to Tsinghua, to help him up. "You fought valiantly. Very fun fighting with you. Try to not hold back so much." If he needs it, he calls the medic to him, before he goes look for Olivia as well.

If needed, he helps her as well, and congratulates her for a job well done then says. "Talk less, helps fight better. This not commercial." He nods. "Fun fighting with you too." He moves away after that, done for the day.

Log created on 13:05:53 05/01/2021 by Tsinghua, and last modified on 04:55:47 05/10/2021.