Match of the Millennium

Description: "No: It's hamburger." "Ah... you are..." In an intense battle in an abandoned restaurant, any pretense towards flirtation and horror rapidly descends into farcial physical comedy, and nobody even got naked! This is sure not fitting the Siying777 brand, but on the up side Lilith got put through a table and repeatedly beaten with the Hoedown Dillo, so it worked out for everyone. (Winner: Siying)

[LILITH]
And lo, Siying has ventured to this disused Spangles restaurant. The lights are on, at least--as well as the place having cameras set up and rigged for sound. All it would require is the next contestant to show up...

In the kitchen, there is a rattling as something clatters and bumps around somewhere--beneath the restaurant...? The racket continues--the metal grating over the drain in one of the large metal sinks POPS right off, the only reminder of it a portentious whiny 'tink' of metal as it clatters to the floor and rolls to a stop.

From out of the sink drain comes a hand--followed by lavender hair as the rest of Lilith Aensland elongates and pulls herself up out of the kitchen sink drain!

It's a bit nightmarish to see a human figure squeeze themselves out of a place they couldn't possibly fit into or out of--especially when said figure is a teenage-looking girl in a leotard, tights and what look like pin-heeled knee-high boots. Succubi roll that way.

"Whew--I knew I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque!" her boots thud against the edge of the sink as she squats on it, before the pin heels click to the floor as she hops down.

[SIYING]
AND NOW, A SPECIAL SIYING777 PRODUCTION.

Brother Sung is with the crew but he is not actually live streaming. Despite the efforts this is going to be a special event, recorded and edited as a package. The plan is to do these things in order to produce a marketable product - maybe DVD, perhaps a major streamer. To what end? Nothing good. This was helpful for Siying because it meant she didn't have to put on a big show constantly... but it had negatives. Will it work out? Is Brother Sung high on drugs?

Probably. However, Brother Sung is a member of a Taiwanese criminal syndicate. He is a business manager but he doesn't want to have to manage a ****ing web chat 24/7. He has prositutes to see. And he's not going to be that important this night.

Tonight... tonight is a night of fright. Siying has been tarted up in something resembling a varsity queen outfit, in the sense of a trainer jacket (with a 777 on the back) and a loose filmy top beneath along with a pleated skirt, long socks and some sneakers. "Waaa," she says, shifting her mental gear to get into character: "What a spooky place. All this superheated leftovers from the flamed-out career of Lightning Spangles...! I guess when you get to the top you have to succumb to the pressure and the only thing you have to console you is a dillo. And -"

Something clatters. "Yeeeeek!" Siying grasps a dillo ornament and runs towards the kitchens, bursting into the doors. (The cameras, of course, see all.) The doors swing wildly -

"Oh," she says. "It's a little girl! Don't worry, little girl. Are you lost? Where are you trying to go?" (Inwardly, Siying fumes: What the hell is an Alberquerque? Siying grew up in Taiwan and has no idea of the classics of Western animation.)

COMBATSYS: Siying has started a fight here.

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COMBATSYS: Lilith has joined the fight here on the right meter side.

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[LILITH]
The advent of the girl wielding the dillo is not difficult to notice--Lilith knows what it is rather intimately. It is not a particularly pleasant memory, to be sure.

"We all float down there," Lilith replies, somewhat in monotone.

"Mcdonald land," Lilith stands up to her full height, moving out of the way of the sink, her boot pushing the detached drain grate out of the way with a metallic clatter.

"You hold the dillo, the funk of the Spangles is heavy on you and this place," Lilith cracks the knuckles of her hands--her wings briefly forming into a pair of large, blocky red hands which repeat the motion.

"Time to die!" she snarls before darting at the girl.

[SIYING]
Siying blinks several times, audibly.

"What are you talking about, little girl? Are you escaped from human traffickers? You're wearing really inappropriate clothing!" Siying continues, her eyes cold and her voice sugary. "Why don't you tell me -"

Lilith lunges forwards! Siying's answer is to smash the Dillo down with force towards the forehead on display, pink and porcelain tho it may be!

COMBATSYS: Lilith blocks Siying's Random Weapon.

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[LILITH]
"We're in a Spangles Restaurant, I pretty much have already--" Lilith brings her arms up--her human ones, not wing ones--to try and ward off the dillo that comes crashing down on her--she takes the hit badly, blocking it. Mostly.

"Ow--get thee behind me, Dillo!" Lilith's experience with the Hoedown Dillo have not been of the usual variety. She brings one of her wing arms up--the cartoony, blocky red ones--and tries to use it to deliver a right cross to Siying's cheek!

COMBATSYS: Siying blocks Lilith's Medium Punch.

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[SIYING]
Siying abandons the Dillo as quickly as she had picked him up. She yields half a step, raising her arm up to block that cartoony swing with her own and saying as she does, "Oww! You're a mean little girl! I was just trying to help you and now you're going to force me to - to -"

Her voice lowers below the threshold for the microphones as she says to Lilith in a low, less than pleasant tone, "stamp a hole in your skinny ass,"

"Fight my hardest! Wahhh~~! This is really spook-tacular!" And with this Siying lunges forwards to try and hook her arm in with Lilith's - to twist her into a half-nelson!

COMBATSYS: Lilith dodges Siying's Give The People What They Want.

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[LILITH]
Lilith grits her teeth as her clenched wing-arm fist clashes against Siying's, trying to use her still closed fist there to push Siying's fist out of the way to try and take another shot--however she has to break off when Siying darts in close.

"There we go, that's what I like to see--and hear!" Lilith grins at Siying, feinting back from her grasp, leaving the streamer's arms rending air. The backstep leaves one of Lilith's red booted feet out in front of her--which suddenly shifts and the sole of the shoe becomes bladed--really, her whole ankle and foot turning into a pendulum blade which she tries to bring up in a cruel arc into Siying! It looks dangerous! to say the least.

COMBATSYS: Lilith successfully hits Siying with Toe Pierce.

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[SIYING]
"Hmf! I don't live for your gratification," Siying protests, before that leg comes out and oh is that foot sprouting an ice skate? Siying stares at it at an angle that will be Very Exploitable when they do the blooper real here before she is suddenly slashed into, staggered back, clutching at her chest!

"My.. jacket... do you know how much... ahgh... how much..."

"This..."

"COST???"

Siying leaps up onto a metal table that used to hold people pounding out the Spangles Sauce and chopping up the Spang-hetti noodles and the Chicken McDillos, and she runs along it to do a twisting backflip which puts her feet almost up against the ceiling before she descends, left foot first.

"I'll crush you until you let me take you to social services!!"

COMBATSYS: Lilith full-parries Siying's The Yoshi-P Special!!

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[LILITH]
Lilith brings her bladed boot back down, and like a symbiote the red material the boot appears to be made out of returns to normal. The bladedness is short lived. Lilith cringes at the damage she's caused, tilting her head however curiously at the same time.

"Clearly not enough," Lilith is then frozen as she watches the girl backflip and then push off the ceiling (?) into her, bringing a foot down on her! The succubit is going to be goomba'd by a school girl in black pigtails! What a way to go.

That is until Lilith brings one of her wing arms up--and summarily grabs Siying out of the air before tossing her back down to the floor. "Ah ah ah--" Lilith grins and waggles one of the large red wing hand fingers at Siying, before twisting and spinning towards her--her wing arms turning into giant blades! Oh snap!

COMBATSYS: Siying blocks Lilith's Merry Turn EX.

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[SIYING]
The blades come for Siying777, noted streamer, and Brother Sung watches the feeds with some concern. What if Lilith cuts off one of Siying's more attractive parts? What if she scars up her face? That wouldn't be cute at all!

Siying herself /slaps her hands together/, momentarily catching one blade. It bites into the heel of her palm. Blood oozes out.

She speaks with a low, dispasionate tone. There is not even the anger from before. Or at least, if there is, it's now become ice. "You're getting boring," she says. "Show your real face. And I'll show you mine."

At THIS point Siying whipsaws her entire body to try to throw Lilith out through the double doors and into the dining room! She walks forwards - no, stalks forwards - afterwards.

COMBATSYS: Lilith dodges Siying's Power Throw.

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[LILITH]
Lilith manages to evade the grab to be thrown by Siying--the succubus is good at not getting thrown through stuff--but she does happen to back through the double doors--her wings flexing to push them open ahead of her.

"Oof, I like that voice, do it more," Lilith grins and one of her large red wing arms reels back like Popeye in a fist--her fist swinging back after winding up in that comical fashion to try and deliver a crushing haymaker!

The fist comes flying at Siying in between the swinging doors--which means it might be hard to see--until it's too late.

COMBATSYS: Lilith successfully hits Siying with Fierce Punch.

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[SIYING]
"Do you?" Siying says as she comes through the doors RIGHT square into that fist. She staggers backwards, the doors swinging shut and veiling her. Well, that was an anticlimax.

Siying reaches up and pushes her jaw back into place. She flexes her tongue a little. It stings, she knows, but - huh. Hm.

She proceeds forwards. Her eyes are a little glazed. "DO you," she says, ramming back through the doors. "I guess that means if I keep doing it, you got me to do what you wanted, and if I stop doing it, that means you got to make me change what I was doing, so either way you win. Right?"

Siying smiles and warmth comes back into her mouth (not her eyes). "Okay," she says, stepping forwards - no, seeming to /jerk/ forwards, as if stutter-stepping through reality. Her motion is smooth, to hook an arm in and hoist Lilith up by the inside of the thigh. To what end?

There are so, SO many tables in this place.

[LILITH]
"Oh yes," Lilith grins as she watches Siying walk right into that punch--even the underworld hardened Lilith has to wince an eye shut at how much that had to hurt. Considering it was like getting hit with a sledgehammer to the face.

As the doors swing open, Lilith blinks her eyes wide, this time the girl is darting toward her for a grapple a little too quickly, the succubus knows she needs to do something--perhaps she can use the other girl's proximity to her for her own ends.

"Teeeem--" Lilith begins to glow with green, her entire outfit splitting apart and becoming a swarm of soul bats!

"--tation!" the bats swirl outward from Lilith, trying to cut into Siying as she's lifted!

COMBATSYS: Lilith fails to interrupt Scream For Everybody! from Siying with Splendor Love.
-* WILD HIT! *-

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[SIYING]
The bats fall upon Siying as she hoists Lilith and it's probably pretty horrifying because as the bats touch her they do not explode, they don't bite, they don't do anything cute, /they just get absorbed into her/, evaporating like snowflakes in the Sahara.

Lilith is hoist...

AND PUT THROUGH THE BIG ROUND TABLE! Fortunately even Siying's strange and uncanny strength isn't enough to actually impale her on the central column, but Siying says as she leans forwards, "What was that you said? Temptation?"

She reaches down with one hand - long fingers seeming longer as she aims to grasp Lilith around the mouth/jaw/neck area. "Something about temptation?"

After this comes the twist. This is the critical point - where if Lilith doesn't somehow turn into a bat or a corpse or something else that can endure this punishment, she'll feel the pain! The pain of being SMASHED INTO THE BOOTH WALL! "The only thing you're tempting me to do is to kick your ass you little harpy! You crawl out of a drain and you cop an attitude to me!? Do you know how many subscribers I've got?! Do you know what I rake every month!? I make more money taking my morning shit than you're worth even to whatever bookerman put you in this pastel abortion of a twinkle toes child pageant outfit!"

(Brother Sung makes a note on his pad: Redub the dialogue. Maybe this editing thing isn't so bad, he figures.)

Immediately after this comes a buck-wild hurl straight at the looming form of the Hoedown Dillo. Siying sounds sweeter after. "I guess they got sick of seeing me get my butt spanked by big spooky men so they gave me someone TINY AND RUDE to *completely destroy*!"

COMBATSYS: Lilith blocks Siying's Murder With A Thousand Hands On The Blade.

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[LILITH]
"Bats--hey, come on, eviscerate! I'm not naked for a reason over here! Oh god what--" Lilith squirms in Siying's grasp, yelling at her bats all the way down as she's put through the table--her bats rushing to reform into her outfit even as her legs stick up through the broken-in-half table, one foot twitching.

"Oof--so hard--to find good help these days--even your outfit betrays you--" she pulls herself up, woozy. She slowly peers over at Siying as she begins to rant at her.

"I care not for your E-shekels, I am Lilith Aensland!" the succubit rears one of her wing arms back, palm open--as if to deliver a swat to Siying--the hoedown dillo coming down--Lilith tries to block it with her wing arm but it mostly doesn't work--getting pushed back by it.

"Ooof... ow--do you know that I just wanted a hug?" Lilith asks, reaching her normal arm up to cradle her tample--meanwhile her wing arms are low to the floor and trying to sneak up around Siying--turning into scythe blades to try and swing inward and cut!

COMBATSYS: Siying fails to interrupt Innocent Hug from Lilith with When's Spangles?.

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[SIYING]
"I don't give a tin shit in a dead rice field what," Siying says, lunging forwards to sweep up her arms aaaaaaaaaaaaand

She is instead hugged.

The noise is like a rusty knife being dragged through an asparagus patch. There is an unsafe level of blood as Siying lets out a lingering lethal screech--!!!

Is that actually blood though.

[LILITH]
"Language--" Lilith pauses as the wing blades close in on Siying and hugs the girl to the succubus, slicing into her!

"There we go--doesn't that feel better now?" Lilith grins as she looks down at all the blood spewing out of the streamer girl, leaning over to lick a fleck of blood off the girl's cheek.

"Rh negative, a very good year," Lilith then puts her normal hands to Siying's shoulders and proceeds to try and throw her down hard by giving her a shove as her wings open and reform to normal.

COMBATSYS: Siying blocks Lilith's Medium Throw.

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[SIYING]
The blood is - in fact -

c o r n s y r u p

As she's shoved down, Siying makes an incoherent snarling best represented as a black scribble in a speech balloon and slams her head straight at Lilith's abdomen, even as she finds her words again: "Pick a persona and stick with it, bat-for-brains!"

COMBATSYS: Siying successfully hits Lilith with Medium Punch.

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[LILITH]
"What, you didn't like my last one? I might be a bit schizoid, I do sometimes eat peo--OW--" Lilith is caught by the punch unawares, her face distorted as she stumbles back, whoozy again, pretty much on the verge of passing out here. It's rough!

Once she shakes her head to (partially) recover, Lilith begins to glimmer with psi-energy and she leaps toward Siying--what to the eye looks like a second Lilith leaping out of the first one--the succubus splitting into 2 different bodies, identical to eachother.

"Best part about being me is there are so many mes!" she proceeds to attempt to land a jump kick down on Siying--and of course the after-image version of hers trying to follow that up!

COMBATSYS: Siying blocks Lilith's Mindless Mimic Doll.

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[SIYING]
Siying breathes in deeply. The air chills as she says, accusatorially, "That's that movie's line! You're quoting Hugo Weaving! You aren't Hugo Weaving -"

Siying pauses.

(No, Brother Sung thinks.)

Horror fills Siying's face.

(NO, Brother Sung thinks.)

"Are you Hugo Weaving?!" Siying says, incredulously and probably meaning it.

(Glug, Brother Sung thinks as he takes a pull off the handle of cheap liquor he kept nearby.)

Lilith answers this by undergoing the operation known as mitosis, in which one succubus becomes two slightly smaller succubuseses - an operation Lilith no doubt knows well. Siying sets her teeth as the jump kick comes - she crosses her arms and catches Lilith's sassy little foot and is pushed back a pace. The second one comes and she hikes up her knee to block it - which means she sways, she falls, she falls BEHIND the second Lilith.

And she draws in a deep breath.

The air in the room chills all the harder. This is not the clean frosty cold of a winter's day: this is the sense of the approach of death, the cold gelid force of a corpse. Lilith, a psionic entity, may not feel it in exactly those terms... but any living thing in this room would be getting the jilly-willikers up their spine right now. Above and beyond being in an empty temple to Jezebel Faiblesse, of course.

"And that's not," Siying says, "what schizoid MEANS. MENTAL! HEALTH! TERMINOLOGY! AWARENESS!"

The world's worst four-character motto??

Siying suddenly surges forwards. All that gathered force bursts forwards as she aims towards the back of what we will call Slightly Newer Lilith, aiming to slam her fist through the back of that Lilith's neck and keep on going in what, SIying assumes, will probably not be a shower of blood and teeth and spine chunks on her way to try and clock Lilith` across the jaw.

COMBATSYS: Siying successfully hits Lilith with Smash That Button!.

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[LILITH]
"I sure freaking am!" Lilith screamed as she descended--crashing into Siying--or at least as it appears at first. The girl is able to block the first and second Lilith--and then surged forward--turning way too slow to avoid that crushing blow to the back of her neck.

"Ack!" Lilith number 2, the one that is hit--flips over as the other one disappears--her right pin-heeled boot suddenly shaped into an axe as she attempts to flip and brings it perilously close to Siying as she lands down onto her stomach. WHOOMP.

The Succubit shudders and spasms--finally relaxing into a pool of blood. Or is it?

COMBATSYS: Lilith can no longer fight.

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COMBATSYS: Siying dodges Lilith's Medium Kick.

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Log created on 18:59:59 10/21/2018 by Siying, and last modified on 23:57:21 10/24/2018.