Match of the Millennium

The following interview was held with Ichika in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? Ah, please excuse me. This is my first time giving an interview. I am not used to such things, I hope I can answer all of your questions satisfactorily. As a child of Southtown, fighting has always fascinated me, but I never gave it much thought as a realistic prospect. However, the New Fighting Generation gives a wonderful format in which to ascertain whether it is realistic or not in a controlled environment. After holding my sword in a training bout for the first time I believe I have a grasp of the foundational principles. I am curious to see how far I may extend that reach over the course of the tournament. Perhaps professional fighting is a realistic prospect even for someone like me. 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? *laughs* It feels as though this might be a risky question to answer, no? I have read many autobiographies and biographies of famous fighters, as well as watching as many professional fights as I have been able to. Many of my tutors and fellow students at Justice High have been, surprisingly, supportive of my decision as well and I have been attentive to the advice that they have offered. 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? Kuroiwa-san is an impressive man and a graduate of Justice High. Whilst his technology is far more advanced than my sword, I like to think that if we were paired together we may be able to show the finest innovations that Justice can make, blending the traditions of our ancient past with the forward-thinking required to succeed in the modern world. 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? I do not approve of Maclanky-san. It would be unkind of me to say more. 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? I hope that whichever mentor I have does not take this personally. Truly, to have any mentor at all will be incredible. My studies have shown me that every fighter has so much to offer in their own unique style. But if I could choose one person, it would be Baiken-san. This is embarrassing to admit, but I watched her battle with Asamiya-san, and it was breath-taking. Whilst I do not consider myself to be in the same league as either of them, and I should likely say that I would prefer Asamiya-san's support for the sake of my school pride... and such would be truly astounding were it to happen! The truth is that I think Baiken-san could teach me immeasurably more about my chosen weapon. She is astounding. 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? I would entrust it to my parents to do with as they wish. I have faith in their ability to make financial decisions on my behalf. 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? Just before I began at Justice High, my family and I climbed Mount Fuji. It was not an easy thing to do. It was challenging, and at several points I could see that my mother and father wished to turn back. But we persevered, and together we reached the summit and saw one of the most beautiful sights in all of Japan. I hope that this journey will be similar. 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? *laughs* Ah, this is not an easy question to be honest about! Many of my teachers do not approve but truly when I am not studying I enjoy helping my mother in her work. It is rewarding to give back, even if it is not always befitting the super-elite to wash dishes and scrub floors. 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? I adore Babymetal. It broke my heart when Mizuno-san had to leave the band, but I understand that this was a decision she had to make and was not made lightly. Besides, Su-metal, Moametal and Momometal are all fantastic and the band continues to be the best one in all of Japan... if it is not too bold of me to say such. 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? It is strange to think that I may have fans. So firstly may I say, thank you. It is important that we remember all things are possible. Nothing is certain. We, all of us, make the world anew every day. With all its wonders and its problems. And together, we may choose to remake it, if we choose to do so. Even if I do not have a future as a professional fighter, this is the truth I will take forward proudly as a student of Justice High.

The following interview was held with Hawksley in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! Q1.) Why did you join the NFG? A1.)I thought it would be a bit of a laugh and the money will come in handy too. I had to leave my last job back in Cork after some drama, but the less said about that the better. Besides, I've always liked a bit of a bust up. It gets the blood pumping and gives me a thirst for more of the black stuff, which is never a bad thing. Q2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? A2.) I'm keeping myself nice and hydrated with a diet of Guinness and Jamesons. Exercise wise, other than my right arm getting a workout in the local bars, I've been walking around a lot, since I don't have a car these days. I've not done any actual fighting for a few weeks, so hopefully I won't be too rusty in that regard. I did punch a door last night though. Does that count? Q3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? A3.) I'd say that Tamaki lass. She seems like she knows how to have a good time, so we'd probably get on grand. Q4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you think is most likely to become a rival, and why? A4.) Maybe Djamila. I've not got anything personal against her, but I hear she's a stripper and I reckon I've had my fill of those for one lifetime. Q5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? A5.) Now that's a hard question, because I'm not really one for following professional fighters too closely. I know a few boxers and all back home, with my da and uncle Sean being in that game. Since you asked though, I've been doing some googling and I'll say those sisters, Anna and Nina Williams. They're Irish like me, so that might help me with getting homesick. Q6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? A6.) I'd buy my own gaff, so I don't have to crash in the box room, when I'm back in Ireland. I'd pay for all the lads to go on a world tour with me too. Most of us have never been further than London, so it would be good to have an adventure together. Although most of them have jobs and lasses these days come to think of it, so maybe they wouldn't be able to come along. Maybe all us New Fighting Generation crew should go on a trip together. If we haven't killed each other by then. Q7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? A7.) My man, Jimmy's eighteenth in London. Let's just say what happens in Camden, stays in Camden. Q8.) How do you like to spend your days off? A8.) I like to have a little lie in and take my time getting up. I'll have a full Irish breakfast, washed down with plenty of Barry's Tea. Then I'll grab a quick shower and get out and about to see what the craic is. If I can't find any fun, then I'll make my own. There's always something interesting to do or someone interesting to talk to. You've just got to know where to look for them. Q9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? A9.) You can't go wrong with Gabriel Byrne. He seems like a top fella and he's a feckin' great actor. My gram thinks he's hot too and she's a wise woman. I also love my man, Tim Wheeler and the other Ash lads. They've been keeping me entertained since the first gig I went to with my mammy back in 2011 at The Academy in Dublin. I'm even gonna use one of their songs for my entrance theme. We get one of those, don't we? Q10.) Anything to say to your future fans? A10.) Thanks for the support. It's much appreciated. If you fancy having a drink with me sometime, you're buying. Nah, only playing. I'd gladly buy any fan of mine a couple of jars.

The following interview was held with John Doe and his agent, Matt Dangerfield, in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! JD: John Doe himself, the pale, dark-haired heart throb with distant grey eyes and a soulful expression. Clearly very shy at being questioned. Matt Dangerfield: Internet famous for being a crappy influencer a lot of young people liked who decided he'd go out and fight actual fighters. Got beat up by a schoolgirl so badly that they started calling him Dangerfailed, and so he did what he could to salvage his dignity and became a coach for upcoming fighters, claiming that he has first hand experience in the fighting circuit. 1.) Why did you join the NFG? JD: Hrrrrgkhrgh... Matt: Yo, good question, good question. Let me just say my boy JD is a real go getter. A Prime Alfa. All that movie stuff was cool for starts, got the honeys eating from his hand, but he's out here to show all his haters he's real, you know? 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? JD: Grrrrrrhuuuh... Matt: Yeah bro, Alfa sounds. JD is a method actor. He goes like, full into the role. It's like I'm always saying: You got to walk like a beast, growl like a beast, and howl like a beast if you're gonna be the BEAST. 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? JD: MmmMMmhh. Matt: For real has to be that Ayala chick. That outfit? NICE. Game Recognize Game. 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? JD: BrrrrRRRh... Matt: No doubt. Got to be that ice Queen Ichika. 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? JD: RRRraaAYNES. Matt: JD's spittin' truth. Nothing but true facts right here from My Man. Whoever they are, they got to be smart. I'm talking big brain plays. Galaxy brain 4D next level chess. My boy's no dummy. We get someone who can put his mind to work, he'll be unstoppable! Straight up KING of this bitch! ... Can I say Bitch? 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? JD: *staring off into the middle distance*... Matt: He's gonna give all that shit to charity, for real. Dude is a money making genius. You should see this guy. Always looking fly, but last time he got paid I saw him straight up drop the cash right into this homeless guy's lap. Or maybe it was a Karate master, those dudes all look the same to me. Anyway, my man JD is strapped. Everything he wins, going straight to the needy. Do not pass go. 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? JD: *looking a little interested again* Brrrfzrfklfk. Matt: *Laughing Loudly* Word. Brazil. Them girls is all I'm sayin'. JD loved it. Think I literally saw him drool over this one chick. 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? JD: Mmmrrrrrmmmmm... Matt: Uh. JD likes to keep his private life private. No offence man, pass. 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? JD: Brrf. Matt: My boy is a big fan of Cage. Fellow actor who went pro. That's legit. 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? JD: *more insistently* BRRRAAAAYNES! Matt: So true. Got to use your brain. It's all about the smarts. And yo, by the way, it'd be really smart to check out my new book, Howl Li--

The following interview was held with Djamila in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! Q1.) Why did you join the NFG? A1.) I want to prove something to myself and others. It's not because someone has an handicap that they can't fight! Q2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? A2.) I keep working my job. *She gives a small laugh* You might not believe the good working the pole does to the body. *she gives another small laugh* Q3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? A3.) I could see myself getting allied with Chevy. She gets the pole. We're pole buddies. I also think the nurse is interesting. But I don't know if she would be an ally. Q4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? A4.) You know that ally I talked about, Chevy. She could just as well become my rival. A love and hate relationship. Why not right? But The cheerleader Amber. Yeah. Why are cheerleader so cheery? It's the only cherry they can keep. *small laugh* Q5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? A5.) There are a lot of great fighter out there. It's hard to choose one. But I heard of a kind one. Her name is Angelina. Heard she's parole office and think everyone deserves a second chance. I bet my mentor will need to be patient with me. But I will be grateful whoever teaches me something. Q6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? A6.) If I win the prize money, I will take a trip to baghdad. I want to see my... *sigh* Well you know my place of birth again. Q7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? A7.) I've never been on a vacation, per say. The trip from Baghdad to Metro City was great. I loved the planet trip. Living with my father, not so much. Q8.) How do you like to spend your days off? A8.) Sometimes, I just want to run around, and feel the wind in my hear, not a care in the world. If you see me coming, get out of the way. Be kind to the blind girl. *small laugh* Q9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? A9.) James Holman, look him up. He's the first blind person to circumnavigate the globe. Go us! Q10.) Anything to say to your future fans? A10.) Hey guys, watch me fight and look me up online, because I can't. *another small laugh* Thanks for having me here. Mouah!

The following interview was held with Coco in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! Q1.) Why did you join the NFG? A1.) Well, I need money if I want to be financially independent from my parents, so it's either this or getting a /real/ job. Gross. Q2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? A2.) Pilates, mostly. Beach bod, match bod, it's pretty much the same thing, isn't it? Q3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? A3.) Probably Guinevere - I mean, Genie. I heard she's on a gap year, too. I bet between us we could scope some wicked parties. Q4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? A4.) Definitely that Ayala. Have you seen her outfits? Don't try and tell me those furs are fake. She'd best not come near my binturong! Q5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? A5.) I heard there's a Muay Thai Emperor called Adon. If he's the Emperor then he's got to be the best, right? So, probably either him or that bloke who's mega on yoga. Q6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? A6.) Throw the biggest victory party ever. Like, you wouldn't believe it, babe. Q7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? A7.) My trip to Thailand. I went to loads of parties, learned how to kickbox, and found a pet bearcat. Plus, the food is so delish. Q8.) How do you like to spend your days off? A8.) Sleep and vitamin D. Nights off, I like to have a few drinks and dance my ass off. Doesn't everyone? Q9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? A9.) David Guetta, obvs, and Pharrell. Calvin Harris. Those tunes are mega. Q10.) Anything to say to your future fans? A10.) Fans? You mean like followers? Oh! Check out my Insta for pics of Captain Morgan! The last one has him with a beer, it's totally adorbs. And, um, buy my sponsor's stuff? Pretty please? Hopefully party with you all soon! Kisses!

The following interview was held with Chevy in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? My paw used to brawl. He told me that he'd never felt more alive than when he was right there on the edge. Me, I'm not someone who goes around pickin' fights with random people, but I'm kinda curious -- I want to see what my paw saw in it. I wanna see if I can't find the same sort of rush that he did. Plus, uh, gosh. I like home an' all, but I wanna get out and see the world! There's so much more out there, cool new foods to try, cool new places to see, lots of interesting fighters to square off against! 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? Ah, haha... that's tough. I mean, I learn my best while fighting. I mean, I got me one of those fighting dummies, you see 'em in movies with Wing Chun fighters, with like... a pole in the middle, that has smaller poles poking out of it? You're supposed to get up in there, block with your hands and whatnot. It looks badass when people who know what they're doing use it. It don't look so badass when I do it. So yeah. I've just been holed up in the hotel watching vids. Someone told me to check out Japanese pro wrestling, have you watched any? It's crazy hardcore, -way- different from wrestling in the States! I'm just over here finding out they did the craziest stuff before we got it here. Er, right, I keep forgetting we're in Japan. Before we got it -there-. ... So, uh... "research," I guess? 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? Brian Storm! Oh man, did you see the promo he cut? Leaping around, like he's made out of pure lightning! Bodyslamming people so effortlessly it's more like a work of art! I love his gimmicks, I love the way he misdirects... just -everything- about him just -oozes- skill. Man. He's so cool. ... Honestly, I could get along with 'bout any of 'em, though, really. I like to keep an open mind! 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? Hawksley, I reckon. ... Reminds me of my paw. (She remains silent for a few moments.) ... That got awkward, sorry. Next question? 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? You know that's a really good question. ... Still awkward. But like, there's so many! But if I had to pick just one, I'd go with Abigail! Man, he really loves his cars, right? I'd love to pick his brain, really see how he puts parts together to get all that performance. Oh, did you mean mentor, like, for -fighting?- I mean... I guess I'd go with Ayame Ichijo. Or is it 'Ichijo Ayame' here? Anyway, like, it was really cool seeing her fight with a staff, and seein her whup on so many folks just showed me there's so many other ways to fight. Plus, like, she fights with mystical sorts of energy and whatnot, that can be neat! 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? Ah, that's a bit of a secret. If I go an' tell, the price'll go up. (She laughs, shaking her head while looking down at her drink.) Nah, I won't tell. It's a secret! 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? So like, my all-time favorite was the time we went to Atlantic City. We raced the -heck- out of some go karts up there, they had a sweet-ass slick track where you could drift, and we just, I dunno, kept powersliding each other into the barriers. You'd just start to get the engine dialed in, and *wham*, say hi to the guardrail! Hahaha, so much fun, I could -not- stop laughing! The best part about that trip was how hilarious it was, we like, tried like twenty casinos, though, and none of 'em would let us in on account of us bein' under 21... Oh -man- that trip sucked. ... Huh, wait. They both got boardwalks right? But the go-kart slick track was at Myrtle Beach. So, yeah. Like I was saying, Myrtle Beach. Myrtle Beach was the best vacation ever. 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? I love, -love- tinkerin' with engines. Got me an old 1500 extended cab I try to keep in tip-top shape. Oh, and I love watchin' pro wrestling! Especially with my friends back home, y'know, the ones I went to Atlantic City with. 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? Jackie Chan, no lie. He's a martial artist, right? He keeps playing characters where everyone else and their brother wants a piece out of him, but he just keeps finding new ways to keep himself out of trouble. It's inspiring, really -- seein' someone who fights to keep people happy. 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? F-fans? Oh, wow. I... (She looks around the room for a moment) Can I get back to you on that?

The following interview was held with Kenzo in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? "To show off my current tech. If they see what I am capable of now, one could only imagine what I could do when I have funding." 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? "Part of my time is spent in the workshop working on my tech. The rest is spent on drills, conditioning, and sparring my training bot." 3.) Which of the other fighters in New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? "My first instinct would be to say Katsumoto-san due to both our shared background of attending Justice High School and a likely common pursuit of excellence, I could also make a case for Greene-san due to the interesting traps she uses. 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you think is the most likely to become a rival, and why? "While a lot of the things that would make Katsumoto-san a natural ally also could make for an interesting but hopefully friendly rivalry. I'm not exactly sure what to make of Maclanky-san but so far he seems most likely based on what little I know of the other fighters. In both cases, there's also a bit of stylistic rivalry between kusari-gama and sword making those those two the most likely rivals. " 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? "From a tech perspective, I'd like to be mentored by Minal Panesh-san due to her work on her prosthetics. In terms of martial arts, I would have to say either Andy Bogard-san or Shiranui Mai-san because of our training backgrounds and due to the fact that Shiranui-san uses a similar weapon though we use them in different ways." 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? "Upgrade my tech. And maybe set a little aside for travel." 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? "When I went to Las Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Show. The theme was artificial intelligence and how integration allowed for electronics to improve the way they work as they get to know their user better. It inspired how I built and coded my combat specs." 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? "Between training, tinkering, and school, I don't have a lot of free time. What little time I have usually goes into either reading or going to the movies." 9.) Are there any celebrities that you're a fan of? "Keanu Reeves. You have to respect the level of hard work and preparation he puts into his roles especially when it is to make sure that he moves and fights like character he is portraying." 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? "I greatly appreciate your support. I hope I can inspire you to embrace your creativity in whatever you do."

The following interview was held with Ayala in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! Q1.) Why did you join the NFG? A1.) Ayala need get stronger, protect tribe back home! Q2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? A2.) Training with punching bean bags, running every morning soon as light and eating 1 lb of fresh meat a day. Q3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? A3.) Nixie! She is small and green very crafty--and also probably useful as emergency food supply. Q4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? A4.) Tamaki. Raccoon dog woman is heavy drinker. Would like to face her in wine drinking contest! Q5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? A5.) Zangief! He is very big wrestlers furry land sharks and drinks lots of clear alcohol! Ayala want to learn his spinning piledriver! Q6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? A6.) Arrange huge feast with lots of drink--also try Dr. T Ray's Protein Pounding Instant Powder Boom-Shaka-Shakers! Q7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? A7.) Took holiday to seaside shallows and hunted piranha crawlers the whole day! Q8.) How do you like to spend your days off? A8.) Resting and eating a lot! Q9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? A9.) The Rock! He is wide-shouldered and strong and would be good provider for children. Q10.) Anything to say to your future fans? A10.) Never give up, no matter what--only give up if dead!

The following interview was held with Buford in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? Because I have reached my absolute limit as a lone swordsman. After I was banished from the Family Manor by the Matriarch of the Maclanky Clan, I was forced to wander the West Edmonton Mall. There I was homeless, forced to live by the skill of my blade. Hunger gnawed by form, as I was made to slave in the courts of the domain, working till my hands were raw to the bone. When the NFG came, I finally found the opportunity to grow in my arts, especially with the Southtown Hotel being offered as a place to stay with room and board. I hope to master my skills, and become adopted by a master swordsman so I can eventually return to my family home, and get revenge on the Matriarch's boyfriend and convince her to abandon the madness that had made her drive me out in the first place! 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? Strengthening by body and constitution. My form had long been starving at the Mall, forced to live on the scraps left to me in my intense training. But by partaking the luxuries generously provided through the NFG at the Southtown Hotel, I have revitalized myself with fresh protein, grain, and liquid necessities for overfill my starved physique. Soon I will be able to return to my full healthy frame once more, and bring with it the intense speed and power long lacking when wandering the West Edmonton Mall. Already I am back to my high school weight, and I expect to gain 5 stone more in time for my battles. 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? Naturally, being a swordsman of the oriental arts, I have found myself having a sort of natural kinship with the young but spirited swordslady Kasumoto-chan. While she is quite young to be training in such a physically straining style, I cannot say I am not impressed that she is crossing gender boundaries in making such a daring and shocking commitment. Imagine, a female samurai? I've thought believed such an exotic thing could only happen in my animated films, to say in my wildest stories. While I am much too modest in my own abilities to consider myself her senpai, especially considering her naturally affinity towards swordsmanship due to her heritage, I can perhaps see myself becoming a sort of oniisan to her, a protective big brother to help guide her on the right path of the blade. I imagine we will become swift allies once we encounter each other soon enough at the Southtown Hotel. M'yes. 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? I apologize for being so rude and upfront on this, but am sincerely concerned that someone like Kenzo Kuroiwa was allowed into this tournament. Not only because I am a sort of modern ronin warrior, a street samurai of the utmost honor. For you see, Kenzo is a modern shinobi, a shifty and untrustworthy ninja of guile and trickery, the natural rival to a kenshi like myself. But no, not to be disrespectful to him or anything, but I am utterly shocked and appalled that someone would so brazenly declare themselves so dependent on their gadgetry as part of their fighting style. It's practically admitting a disability in your martial styles, and demanding mechanical assistance to resolve it! Anyone who depends on his toys to keep up with a proper warrior like myself is barely a step above the mall rats I would so successfully defeat. And to say the least if he attempts to use his slanders and wiles against a pure and innocent flower like Kasumoto-Chan.... well, let's just say that he will learn to respect Ore-Sama soon enough. 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? Ukyo Tachibana? Jubei Yagyu? Haohmaru? Genjuro Kibagami? Moriya Minakata? You certainly wouldn't recognize these names. These are some of the greatest swordsmen of all history, and long have since passed into legend! They are dead, in other words. No, in this modern and decadent era, the mentors I long for have passed on into the next life; that is to say that they have died. But if another fighter can demonstrate his way in a manner that satisfies my high standards, then perhaps I could entertain a mentor in this modern era. 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? I would finally complete my figurine collection. You see, I have a sort of hobby where I collect resin statuettes of the world's most powerful and interesting fighters. Even the female sort, if they pique my curiosity and high standards of martial ability. They are very expensive, however, especially the ones of the fair and beautiful females who are overflowing with both wisdom and understanding. Most of mine are still sealed away underneath the ground floor of my matron's domicile, still resting in their empty pickle containers for safe-keeping, but I hope to complete my collection with the prize money... especially after I return back to reclaim my domain from the Maclanky Family Manor. 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? The most entertaining vacation I have ever enjoyed, I remember when I was a but a young boy, and how it had such a major influence on me. The Matriarch of our family home had recently driven off the Patriarch, and turned the entire Maclanky Clan upside down with her new rules and rulership. I was eager to earn the points only shared with a proper good boy, however, so I was content with the rulership. One day, however, she approached me with two tickets, and told me that they were to not only go off to Tokyo for an extended vacation, but to even visit the very Mecca of Culture itself, Akihabara! Imagine, 2 weeks with the very home of cultured entertainment right outside! Naturally, she expected me to take care of the place while she was gone, so off she went with her boyfriend at the time, leaving me behind to enjoy 2 whole weeks of unsupervised entertainment, where I did not even have to worry about bedtimes or even cleaning up my room. I will remember that time alone fondly, as it was at the end I began to understand the full extent of my martial potential. And even better, the wealth of points I got when they returned practically made me a lord in the Maclanky Clan! The best vacations truly are the staycations. 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? As surprising as it might seem, I don't spend all my time studying the way of the blade. I am a fan of what you might call 'Fightubers.' These are not a type of fried potato for healthy fighters like myself, as some might think. But instead, they are Experienced and Professional Fighters who not only participate in either real fights or simulated virtua fights, but also grant high quality commentary on them or over them. Some of them use their true titles or even names, others use costumes and pseudonyms, but my preference are the ones who use a sort of animated digital puppet, carefully mimicking the actions of their owner using only the most advanced of motion capture technology. I don't play these virtual fighting games myself, or really any video games in general, but I find it important to always have an opinion on them, especially if the meta has shifted. It is sort of like a businessman keeping up with the newspaper, to always be on top of the latest current events. 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? As I mentioned, I am a big fan of VF-Tubers. My favorite non-female VF-Tuber is the one Chuck Hyperion, of the Chuck Hyperion Sigma Six System, who helps young men like myself understand and respect their own innate masculinity, and help foster it in a six step process from the Omega all the way to a Sigma just like Chuck Hyperion himself. I strongly recommend it for any young men out there like myself who need to have guidance and direction in your life, as well as understanding methods for self-improvement in a world so dramatically against traditional masculine standards. We have too many effeminate Omegas and even Betas in the world, when we need more manly Alphas and Sigmas to fix things. 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? I will give you a Japanese Poem. It is a Haiku, a poem done in a 5, 7, and 5 syllable format. It is much more beautiful in the original Japanese, and to say the least my clumsy tongue is certainly out of practice. It's meaning is to consider that I wish my fans to follow in my example, not become in awe of my skill and talents. To be a teacher as much as a student, and to gift you the light of Ore-Sama. I will give a rough translation, so you too can keep in your heart the Spirit of Buford, and the Spirit of the Samurai within: Lighting One Candle / With Another Without Light / Springs Twilight Anew

The following interview was held with Genie in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? "Oh, well, I've really been one for violence, but I was drawn to NFG by the emphasis on personal growth. I've always thought it's important to be well-rounded, and NFG seems like a great way to improve myself while meeting interesting people!" *laughs politely* 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? "I am currently putting together a special training regimen to make sure I am in top-shape! I've been consulting with some trainers, and I personally think it's going very well--it's just a bit harder than I thought it would be!" 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? "Oh, well, of course I'd like to think any of them would be naturally ally. I try to be likeable!" *laughs* "Do I have to choose? Oh, well, if so, I would think maybe Coco? I really appreciate her passion for good causes, and she dresses so nicely!" 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? "I'd rather not think about that, unless maybe it's in a professional sense! My family dabbles in the dairy business, so Ms. Beaumont might be an ironic one from what I've heard of her upbringing...but I look forward to meeting her in any case! 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? "Well...this is a bit of an embarrassing question! I appreciate Miss Chun-Li's sense of justice, I suppose! I might need to work on my leg strength first, though..." 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? "Oh, I would like to donate it to charity. I don't really need it. I have plenty." 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? "There's so many, it's hard to name just one! Is that wrong of me to say? One of my favorites was this particular trip Papa took me on to Japan. We visited a -- I believe it's called a ryokan and the hot springs. It was with a dear friend of mine, and that's what helped make it special!" 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? "Oh, well, I stay quite busy!" *laughs* "I like to relax with the pool and the sauna. Indoor when it's cold, outdoor when it's warm. Relaxing by the water helps with my meditation." 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? "Most definitely Athena. I adore her singing voice. Perhaps one day she'd be willing to do a duet? Oh no, I give myself too much credit...but maybe I could play piano accompaniment...? Or maybe violin..." 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? "I may be new, but I am going to give it my best! Please support me on my journey."

The following interview was held with Sarah in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? I saw this as a great chance to challenge myself by facing off against other fighters of different styles. I may be young, but a lot of other members of the NFG are young as well I believe. Regardless, this will give me a great chance to improve on what I already know while hoping to learn more about myself. 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? I'm doing lots of training, both on my own and at my school. I'm also keeping up with my parkour as well, as it helps me to maintain my agility. And yes, I'm still disk jockeying here and there when I can! I'm not giving up my favorite pastime anytime soon! 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? Honestly, there's something about Chevy that makes me attracted to her. She's got such a unique attitude about things that really makes her seem cool! 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? Honestly, I don't like to form rivalries with anyone, but I can see it happening. If I had to pick someone, I would definitely say Hawksley, as there's just something about barroom brawling that doesn't quite seem like a 'true' martial art in my opinion. 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? Definitely Elena. She is such an amazing practitioner of Capoeira while maintaining such an upbeat and positive attitude! I've seen her in action and I'm at a loss for words as to how well she performs! It's my hope that, one day, I shall meet her and possibly learn from her! 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? I would definitely donate a good portion to my Capoeira school! After that, I would put a good portion aside and then take a nice trip someplace where I can relax and take it easy. 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? I remember one time I took a trip on an overnight train to Scotland, and that had to be one of the best times of my life. I got to see some amazing scenery and meet some amazing people while enjoying the local culture. Not to mention, the overnight train was amazing, thanks to the wonderful refreshments they had and the sleeper car was nice and comfy! 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? Every morning begins with a good ten minute run and a half hour of stretching. Following that, it's an hour of Capoeira practice followed by another half hour of stretching. If I'm not disk jockeying, I enjoy traveling into the city using the Underground and window shopping. There's a few restaurants I'm a regular at where I like to eat sometimes. A lot of times I enjoy looking for new routes to try doing parkour... All while making sure I'm not trespassing anywhere. *giggles nervously* 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? In addition to Elena, I'm also a big fan of Christie Monteiro, since she's also a practitioner of Capoeira. I'm also a fan of Momoko, since she's quite the cutie. Also, I'm a big fan of Athena and her music, and I sometimes train while listening to it. 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? No matter how pointless your life seems, don't give up! Keep looking and you'll find your purpose! *she stops to adjust her baseball cap before grinning* And don't forget that there's nothing wrong with having a signature, whether it's a hat, an armband, a tattoo, or whatever suits you well. *she winks and smiles*

The following interview was held with Tamaki in the lead-up to the International Fighting Festival's New Fighting Generation Tournament! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? "It looked interesting and I wasn't doing anything else. I've watched a lot of fighting, but I've never done it much myself. Honestly, I was more surprised that they let a bake-danuki join without anything like that Midnight Channel nonsense... half of you are terrified of anything magical and the other half want to see more." 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? "...was I supposed to prepare?" 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? "I want to go to a party with Coco and Hawksley... does that count?" 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? "Ichika sounds awfully straight-laced, and if you won't undo your laces, what fun are you? But probably actually Buford, from everything I've heard of him." 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? "Mmm... I haven't thought about it very much. I think I'd like another youkai. A Darkstalker. One who knows how to have a good time... and not one of the ones in the NOL." 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? "Same thing I do with any other money - spend it! Ha ha! That means I don't have any plans." 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? "I couldn't say. I try to make all my days good ones. And I've never been outside Japan, so I suppose I'll have one when I go." 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? "Every day is a day off if you're living right. Seriously, most of you spend way too much time obsessing about work. Yes, you, listening to this! Or reading this!" 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? "I refuse to answer with a fighting celebrity, so Tatsuro Yamashita. Also, William Copeland and Masataka Taketsuru, and no, I'm not that old. I just like what they did for the nation." 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? "I have fans? ...Take it easy and have a good time. And you don't need to be afraid of all the 'Darkstalkers'. Just the dangerous ones. Like nekomata. Can't trust them, they bite."

The following interview has been released alongside the hype video (+bbread 40/74) for new NFG prospect, Iris! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? So like, I've always tried to keep in shape and work out but yoga is catastrophically boring so I started going to boxing gyms and doing stuff like that and really enjoyed it? And I figured: what the hey, if I'm gonna launch my career and my business in a whole new direction, why not try professional fighting, you know? 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? I've got my entrance music picked out, for sure. Well, alright, I have a Spotify playlist of like, likely candidates. So I've ALMOST got my entrance music picked out. Plus I got my speech down for when I get a chance to talk up the Agency, especially if there's like... interviews? Or if I become a breakout Tiktok sensation or something. [there is a meaningful pause in the audio] Oh yeah I guess I'm training too, or something. 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? Uhhh... let's see. You know, I gotta respect Genie for just kind of diving right in on that fighting sigma grindset? I'm right there with you, girl. 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? Oh man, should I pick someone hot for this? Rivals to lovers is like, S+ fic material and RPS is kind of icky but you know what, I respect you anyway, writers. Ship me with whoever you want, I can take it. 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? I'd really love to meet the fortuneteller lady from Italy. What's her name... Rose? I mean, for starters, her fashion sense is impeccable, but two, I feel like I could probably learn a lot there. The sagely vibes are real. 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? Uh... a castle. I'd really like a castle. [there is a brief discussion while Iris is informed of the actual prize money amount] Okay I'd like the first house on Zillow I can find that's castle-esque but in that price range. 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? Well until about eight months ago I'd never really had what you'd call a traditional job so I've never really had a like... VACATION vacation. But last year I did go to the Summer Court to... what? [sounds of a muffled argument away from the microphone, followed by the sound of Iris coming back and sitting down again, speaking in a deliberate monotone] I went to Illyria last year. It was nice. 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? I'm trying to learn how to cook. I used to love that 'Gourmet Makes' youtube show until it turned out Conde Nast is full of racists (who knew?) so now I try to make the stuff Sohla puts out videos about but honestly the New York Times is paywalled and I can't be arsed. Oh, and I write fic sometimes. Do not ask for my AO3 username. 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? Ian McKellen. Truly the only man to get it right. 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? Just remember: Osterlund Anything Agency! We'll do anything. Probably.

The following interview has been released alongside the hype video (+bbread 40/76) for new NFG prospect, Buck! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? Why wouldn't I? I mean, I've been watching professional fights since I was a kid, you know, when I could get my hands on the remote anyway, lots of siblings to fight with for that. What was I...? Right. Why. Um, because I want to prove to myself I can do it and to really test myself. 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? I'm watching as many fights as I can get my hands on, internet makes it easy, but you gotta study anything you want to excel at. Not to mention it's a great way to get some ideas for new attacks. I guess hitting the gym, too, but that should be obvious. 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? Hmm.. Chevy maybe? I mean, seems like we both grew up on farms in the country so I guess we'd have a lot in common to talk about. Plus, it's been a while since I was around someone who knew how to have a proper tractor race. 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? Hawksley. I feel like we might have a bit in common and it's probably the closest I'd get to fighting myself. Good rival, might also be fun to hang around with, rivals can be friendly, right? Yeah, I think him. 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? Oh man, any? Why not go for one of the best and say Ken Masters. Dude's amazing, and he doesn't seem like he'd be a complete hardass during training either. Can I say that? Sorry. I mean, he seems like he'd be more fun and less strict, but he'd still be an amazing fighter to learn from. 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? Probably send some of it back to my parents to help with the farm, after I buy myself a lakeside cabin somewhere. You know, just for a place to get away from it all and vibe with nature. 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? I haven't been on a lot, but I did do this pretty amazing backpacking trip across Europe last summer. That, um, it's kind of why I'm here after all. Heh. Anyway, it was great spending some nights just sleeping out under the stars and just seeing how far we could get with as little money as possible. 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? Man, sling a hammock between a couple of trees, give me a good book and some lemonade, and I'll just hang out there all day, probably with something on the smoker for dinner. 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? Keanu Reeves. But, I mean, who's not a fan of him? And he's great in all those action movies, just bam, bam, bam. Also, he seems like a pretty alright dude, not stuck up like a lot of famous people can be. Seems like a guy you could just go out drinking.. I mean, oh wait, we're not back home. Yeah, seems like someone I could get a beer with and just hangout. Best type of celebrity if you ask me. 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? Fans? Man, I didn't even think of that. Um, I guess thanks for your support and I'll try not to let you down. Yeesh, I'll need to practice giving out autographs I guess. Hah, that sounds weird.

The following interview has been released alongside the hype video (+bbread 40/146) for new NFG prospect, Junko! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? "My uncle thought it would be a good experience for me." 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? "I might go and speak to some of the other participants before the next round. See what kind of people I'm up against." 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? "...I'm not interested in making friends." 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? "Anyone who gets in my way." 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? "...my father. He was the strongest man I've ever known." 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? "Repay an old debt." 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? "I don't see how that's related to the competition. Fine, whatever. thoughtful sigh Until recently, I'd never left my village. I suppose the closest thing to a vacation would be the yearly trips my family took to the sacred sites high up on the mountain. I remember enjoying the snow." 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? "Alone." 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? "No." 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? "...find someone else."

The following interview has been released alongside the hype video (+bbread 40/143) for new NFG prospect, Zarine! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? My centuries of sleep have weakened me unacceptably. I wish to be strong once again, and this is an excellent starting point for that journey. 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? I am watching and reviewing many videos of the fights of the original group. Calculating their strengths and weaknesses, their skills and techniques. I must learn what I am up against, and who may be allied with me, in order to emerge victorious. 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? My instincts tell me that Miss Katsumoto is one I do not wish to have as my enemy. She is intelligent and calculating with a ruthless streak hiding beneath her humble and kind nature. No. I would rather be her ally than enemy. 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? .. Mister Maclanky. Need I explain further? 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? Of the mentors I have seen and heard of in this New Fighting Generation, I would choose Miss Han. I respect her strength and skill. If I wish to reclaim my power, I must be driven and test myself against strength greater than my own. 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? Restore my ancestral keep. 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? I am unfamiliar with the concept. The life of a landed noble in my time was ... busy. 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? Since waking, I have discovered fashion, modern music and FightTube. When I am not training or ... acquiring sustenance, I enjoy shopping, listening to music and watching fights on this sorcerous box they call a 'Smartphone'. 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? I am, as of yet, unfamiliar. 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? Embrace your inner predator. Listen to that voice in your heart that screams out in hunger and fury. You, even as a mortal human, are an apex predator. Your ancestors stalked beasts across the plains until they died of terror and exhaustion. Remember this, and you will fear nothing.

The following interview has been released alongside the hype video (+bbread 40/162) for new NFG prospect, Braun! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? Just looking for a way to push past my limits and I guess having fun beatin' folks' ass while also gettin' famous at the same time is hard to argue against. 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? A strict keto diet-Th'hell kinda question is this!? I'm past preparin'. Let's go already! 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? I didn't sign up for this t'make friends or go on field trips or something.. But I guess..I dunno..Hawksley seems pretty cool.. And woowee that Ayala's thick as h- 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? I don't got time to be prim and proper so anyone easily offended needs to stay clear. What...that about at least half of them from what I seen. 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? I need someone not afraid to go over the edge. That's how I get stronger. That Juri's just my speed and what I heard of Gouki? Nn. Intensity like that's what I'm looking for... 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? Bitches and Booze baby! I got a line on a penthouse in Vegas just waitin' on the deposit! 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? That last job I was hired on to add muscle to the Skull Cross Gang. I mean, damn--do I look like I been on a vacation?? 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? You just asked about me vac----fine. Uh...I dunno. I been binge watching Love is Blind lately... Last season. Wow. 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? You know..I dig Marduk's style. He's pretty horrible aint he. Just trash. 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? If I see another comment somewhere about me bein' NGL Furry Bait---I'mma find you and deal with you.

The following interview has been released alongside the hype video (+bbread 40/164) for new NFG prospect, Laurel! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? I've only got so much time, so I wanna make the most of it! That means being the best fighter I can be, learning from people who've been there-- it's long past time I stepped up and went for it. 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? I've been working pretty much nonstop! Which probably doesn't sound like it's gonna do me any good in a fighting event, right? But I think it'll pay off! Work keeps me on my toes, gives me plenty of opportunities to see what I'm made of... and both of those things are important going into something like this! 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? Hawksley seems like a blast! I bet we'd go great together; he's rough and tumble, and like, same! And he seems like he takes things just seriously ENOUGH to not weigh himself down. 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? Gosh, I dunno-- do I have to think about making enemies of people NOW? I mean, obviously, we're all gonna fight each other, and of COURSE I'm gonna give it my best, but-- /rivals/...? I dunno, I just-- I'd rather just focus on being ready for what's coming and deal with what that means when the time comes, you know? 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? Oh, I'd love to meet Elena! With the dance moves, and the legs--? She seems like so much fun, but she still takes what she does so seriously-- I bet I could learn a lot from her, even if she isn't the highest ranked fighter out there! 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? I'd... well, I'd probably just be real boring about it and put it in a bank, or, I dunno, a fund, or something-- my parents always tried to teach me about this stuff when I was little, but... .. well, anyway-- it's not exciting, but it'd be nice to have something I could count on for the future. 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? We-- I, I dunno, I... they all kinda just... blurred together when I was little, and now that I'm, uh, /not/-- I don't really have time for vacations anymore? So. I guess... I mean, 'all of them'...? 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? Ah-- oh! Well! So: I've really been getting into meditating, and, like, those little gardens with the sand, and-- just, all that stuff, you know? Puzzles-- /anything/ to help, just. Get centered, and unstress, and... all of that, after all the grind of everything /else/. 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? I... don't... really keep up all that much on-- I mean, is Athena still doing music...? I like Athena's music a lot, but I heard she stopped for a while, like... a while ago? I dunno! 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? Just... no matter what comes, don't let anything stop you from being all of who and what you are, because who and what you are is special, and precious, and-- like, I'm sure you KNOW all this stuff? But it's worth repeating, you know? I think it's important! We only get one shot at this, so... why waste it being less than ALL of you?

The following interview has been released alongside the hype video (+bbread 40/165) for new NFG prospect, Hated R! 1.) Why did you join the NFG? "For realsies? Y'all askin' Hated R why he blessin' the N to the F to the G with his gloriously purposeful presence? WILDIN'! Y'all best BELIEVE I wasn't finna' let this li'l gig pass me by like a shorty on a skateboard in the middle of July, ja feel? Nah, famuloso, Hated R gotta' represent alls over the globe, man. That's how superstars stay super, ja feel? If you ain't down with NFG, then I got two words for ya'... SETH ROGAN IT!" 2.) What are you doing to prepare for the NFG? "Yo, I'm watchin' MAD karate flicks, ja feel? Blastin' nothin' but bangin' music by me, myself and I of course. Yours Unruly makes the best fightin' music that money can buy so I gotta' stay up on my tracks. I've also been hittin' the studio to lay down some more heat for the streets so watch out for some tracks to drop while I tear this thing an old one. Oh and don't worry, I still got time to smash groupies on the Regular VelJohnson. And call my Moms." 3.) Which of the other fighters in the New Fighting Generation would you see as a natural ally, and why? "First of all, I'm too down to earth to even know what an ally is so don't come at me with them bougie words, ja feel? But I'ma' just say this, despite the illest moniker lewinksy in the biz, Hated R can't be anything but loved. Everybody wants a piece. I'm like a pack of gum on a field trip bus. Expensive." 4.) Which of the other fighters in the NFG do you see think is most likely to become a rival, and why? "Ayo, Hated R comin' for everybody! Right out the gate! That's right, tell everybody that the Him, As Well is comin' for Dat ASS and he ain't taking no prisoners! I ain't tryin' to get Liam Neeson'd out here, ja feel? Ol' I Have A Particular Set of Skills Headass! Yeah. DOPE SKILLZ!" 5.) If you could have any professional fighter as a mentor, who would you choose and why? "Laura Matsuda. She 'bout fine as hell, bruh. Phatty Mayonnaise." 6.) What would you do with the prize money if you won? "Spend it, yo! What else?! Nah, fama-lama-dizing-dizong, Hated R always gotta' stay with the freshest gear. Might cop some Jordans or some of Guy's Final Flights. Never coppin' no Yeezys though. Man, I might even buy a island or somethin' man. Jus' a straight hella glob of land in the middle of the oceanic. All by itself, y'know? A straight up... Lonely Island." 7.) What's the best vacation you've ever been on? "As the hardest workin' popstar in the biz, what the hell is a vacation? See, my problem is I'm a hitaholic. I stay in the studio. I stay with a pad and a pen app on my phone that poor people can't afford. I'm always craftin' like services. This how I stay on top. But yo, I do be flyin' all over the place in my private jet. So I done seen some mad hot places. Italy. France. Morocco. Mariah Carey's House." 8.) How do you like to spend your days off? "You askin' Mr. Always Workin' 'bout days off? You WILDIN'. Aight, let's pretend I wasn't dead Yahoo Serious about my art. And I wanted to slack off and just chill out? Then I'd probably chill at my humble estate, in the westside wing where the coinless arcade and theater are and just kinda' game or watch flicks that ain't even out yet. Maybe buy some clothes or holla at my Flowbunnies. You know how it is for us normal folk." 9.) Are there any celebrities you are a fan of? "Me." 10.) Anything to say to your future fans? "HATED R WINNIN' THIS WHOLE DAMN THING! MY NEW ALBUM CALLED 'PROBLEMATIC FAVE' DROPPIN' HALLOWEEN! STAY DOPE!"