Description: He is the most famous dog in Japan since Hachiko: Bobby Gorgeous, a one-eyed snow-white Pomeranian whose incongruous badass Sagat-like eye scar and rags-to-riches rise from stray to dog model sensation has inspired highly sentimental people the nation over. Today he sports his legendary heart-shaped eyepatch in tribute to the success of his recently sponsored charity in support of other disabled dogs. It is the most adorable and heart-breaking convergence of incapacitated animals since that one Youtube video about the two-legged dog who learned to hop around like a bunny. Too bad that giant papier-mache replica of Bobby Gorgeous, made with love by the many children of Southtown, looks kind of like a pinata. (Winner: Juri)
It's a big day here in Downtown Southtown! A massive stage has been set up in the middle of the plaza near the center of the city. Balloons, confetti, the barking of dogs held and walked by many, /many/ animal lovers! Festivity is in the air, and everyone is waiting patiently for the start to arrive: Bobby Gorgeous, the one eyed Pomeranian! And just in case his stardom wasn't enough to draw loving donations for disabled puppies everywhere, he would be helping host an SNF fight organized by sponsors of the event.
Yes, really.
Though as the appointed time for the show to start approaches, Bobby hasn't shown up yet. The only sign of his presence is the massive papier-mache replica near the stage. There is grumbling in the crowd with people wondering what is going on. Soon their questions are answered, and a nervous woman's voice over the loudspeaker announced, "Ah... ah... hello everyone. We apologize, but it seems Bobby's plane was delayed and we will be a few more minutes before his arrival. Please wait patiently, the show will get started soon."
Sooner than she thinks in fact. Because soon after the announcement is broadcast an angry woman's voice can be heard coming from the trailers behind the stage. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! WE... ARE WAITING... FOR A GODDAMN MUTT?! Screw this! SCREW THIS! I'm going to find the fucking producers and rip their heads off one by one!" And that's when she appears. Juri Han, dressed in her typical outfit...
Well... not her /typical/ outfit. Indeed it seems that she is wearing a pair of white pomeranian ears on a headband, a tail clipped to her sash, and even ... a pair of large fuzzy gloves? She looks over the crowd who stares back at her in stunned silence. Juri's face turns a deep tomato red, rage veins popping out all over her face. Before the sound crew can shut off the microphone on stage though it catches her voice, yelling angrily on the top of her lungs. "What the FUCK are you all looking at?! FUCK YOU! I'm going to kill that goddamn dog then all of you!!!" She angrily tears the gloves off her hands and flings it at the crowd. The more enterprising members of which quickly snatch up to sell on E-Bay later.
Then, as if to prove her point, Juri angrily stomps over to the papier-mache replica and begins to push it into the crowd!
Uh ... somebody might want to go out and stop her before she seriously hurts someone. A /lot/ of someones.
COMBATSYS: Juri has joined the fight here.
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COMBATSYS: Marisol has joined the fight here.
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Marisol 0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0 Juri
"Oh my god how can you /do that/!?"
Marisol O'Connell, student at Pacific High, member of its (in)famous Pacific Resistance team and avid lover of 'punching shit in the face,' gawks as Juri violently stomps to the TOO ADORABLE paper-mache replica of Bobby Gorgeous and tries to crush the audience beneath its fluffy weight.
"That thing is too cute! How can you offend the name of Bobby Gorgeous, cutest dog /ever/!?"
The redhead boxer breaks into a sprint and leaps across the SNF-stage area and makes a rapid approach upon Juri. She'll try to punch the crazy woman in the back of her too-cute ears-clad head in a possibly-vain effort to save the stat^H^H^H^audience.
"HRRGH!"
A crazy furry cosplayer is attacking an audience--/and/ a paper mache dog!
A fellow heroine is on the case, but some how, some way, May Lee just knows:
It'll take more than /one/ pair of just fists to win the day!
"HALT!" she intones from a building overlooking the stage; her hands are planted on her hips, her crimson scarf is fluttering in the still air and a mile-long smile stretches across her face.
For some reason, a significant amount of the sunlight in the area is focused in on her.
"This is your first and only warning, harmer of statues and dog lovers! Stand down and surrender /now/, and we'll all go out for barbecue after we've repaired the damage you've done!" With a small leap and a twirl in place, she's suddenly pointing her right index finger down at Juri--and Marisol, who is punching Juri. "Struggle, and we'll--all go out for barbecue after you're released from police custody! The choice is yours, evil-doer, and just to give you something to think about--"
Without war--okay, who are we even kidding, there is tons of warning because May Lee isn't really capable of considering such things.
/With/ warning, May Lee springs from the edge of the roof, right arm ratched back so that the bottom edge of her gloved hand is pointed towards Juri's skull, and with a mighty cry of, 'CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPU!" she seeks to strike Juri down in one blow and leave her with a nasty welt and a new-found appreciation for Justice.
Or, you know, mildly annoy her and leave herself exposed and vulnerable to the Shadaloo killing machine.
Whichever way it goes.
COMBATSYS: MayLee has joined the fight here on the left meter side.
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COMBATSYS: Marisol successfully hits Juri with Light Punch.
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COMBATSYS: Juri dodges MayLee's May Lee- Chop!.
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OK... wow, who knew glue and paper was so /freaking heavy/. Juri is actually struggling a bit to try and tip the thing over into the crowd. Which gives plenty of cover for Marisol to come up and whack her on the back of the head with a punch. It's not that effective at actually hurting her, but it's /very/ effective at attracting her attenion. Juri's insane-with-anger violet eye stare is directed right in Marisol's face. "Fuck. You." She states simply, but that is before she notices the grand-standing Maylee coming in to deliver her own attack!
The Evil Taekwondoka rolls quickly out of the way just as Maylee lands on the stage to deliver her chop. It takes no time at all for her to slow her momentum and return to her feet. She looks then at her two opponents and mumbles to herself... "... wait a minute..." then yells, "WAIT A MINUTE! You mean to tell me that I'm the only one they tried putting in this stupid get-up? Of all the..." Juri grits her teeth, scowls, and then begins stomping the stage in frustration, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! WHO IS IT! WHO IS MAKING FUN OF ME?!"
That would be your player, Juri~
"Whatever! I'm going to enjoy beating the crap out of you two, starting with the one who sucker punched me in the back of the head." Yup, Juri's eyes return to Parisol. And just like that she's rushing toward her, trying to spin around and deliver a rather /painful/ looking heel kick to her chest. Hoping, perhaps, to send her crashing back into the papier-mache pooch she so abhors.
COMBATSYS: Marisol endures Juri's Heel Kick.
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MayLee 0/-------/-------|======-\-------\0 Marisol
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Wow, Juri is pretty angry.
Unfortunately for Marisol, that's lost upon her as she slams her fist into the back of the Shadaloo assassin's head. Reeling back and keeping her fist tightly clenched, the redhead just smirks cockily at the foul-mouthed agent. "Yeah well," is her response, "that's what you get for picking on something so CUTE, you fuckin' savage!" Nevermind it's fake. Shh.
About then, Maylee makes her intro and summarily tries to slam JUSTICE into the evil woman. It doesn't go as planned, but at least she didn't get brutally assaulted, right?
Not like Marisol, anyway.
"Oh my god, it's a SNF and you're a fighter, why are you complaining about being hit in the back--"
Juri rushes and attacks, spinkicking her heel into the Pacific student's chest. She doesn't move, however painful the attack is; instead, she just utilizes that close proximity to spin around and kick JURI in the face before her fists erupt in dandelion-yellow energy. She'll attempt to gut punch the Shadaloo woman before concluding with a pair of nasty hooks at her face with an eloquent, "HRAGH!"
"Oooh, you can tell she's getting excited, her mouth nearly gets as foul as mine," a rather proud-sounding teammate is in the audience, one Preston Alistair Wellington the II. He stands head and shoulders above the rest, and he's more than happy to shout encouragement for his teammate, cupping hands about his mouth to bellow;
"TAKE IT OFF!!"
Wood splinters and buckles beneath May Lee's feet; transferring /some/ of that momentum to Juri would have been great, but she kind of has to roll with the (missed) punches, and anyway, she's feeling totally fine and probably won't have to ice her legs down for the rest of the night or anything.
"She has a point, you know--it's very dishonorable to strike an enemy from behind, even if she /is/ a cruel, dog-hating dog woman!" A beat. "Although, sometimes, it's okay, like if they have a bomb detonator or a gun to someone's head, or something." Another moment passes as the Korean girl's head slowly lowers and she begins thoughtfully stroking her chin.
"And I /guess/ that if she's, like, berserk, then it's okay, if you're just trying to make her /less/ berserk, and I guess you /were/ doing that, so..."
When May Lee looks up, Marisol is being kicked in the chest; at that point, all questions of the morality of surprise attacks versus not-surprise attacks fly out the window, and as Marisol tries to land her golden-toned punch, May Lee will spring forward to try and assist her with a sharp jab aimed at Juri's kidneys and an appropriately shrill, heroic cry.
COMBATSYS: Juri dodges MayLee's Strong Punch.
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COMBATSYS: Juri endures Marisol's Red Clover.
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MayLee 0/-------/-------|=======\=------\1 Marisol
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The strike is a full-on hit, and Juri feels satisfied with that. She's a little less satisfied that it didn't seem to do as much as she was hoping. In fact Marisol seems intent on using their proximity to her advantage and deliver a painful blow back at her!
So Juri lets her.
The first attack is a kick in the face, to which Juri just gives a delighted grin. What follows next are a volley of punches to Juri's rather muscular stomach, and finishing off with a flash of yellow chi directly across the insane Taekwondoka's face.
The hair band with white pomeranian ears clatters upon the wooden stage, and Juri's left eye opens allowing her to see Maylee's approach just in time. A well-timed step allows for the punch to merely grace her side before she can turn back to face Marisol with hunger in her violet colored eyes. A cruel, angry grin splits her lips revealing blood stained teeth. Apparently she coughed up a bit of blood from Marisol's last attack. Then she states, cruelly, "Not bad. Now it's my turn."
"KILL KILL KILL!" Juri declares in loud angry tones that reverberate through the crowd! She'll begin her attack with a violent downward axe kick aimed directly at Marisol's right shoulder! Her foot is alight with swirling, chaotic violet colored energy filled with the emotions of hatred and torment: And there will be plenty more should Juri get a clean hit.
COMBATSYS: Juri successfully hits Marisol with Feng Shui Engine.
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MayLee 0/-------/-------|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2 Marisol
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To say Juri is merely brutal would be a vast understatement. The woman is to brutality what a virtuoso is to an art form. After she delivers her first downward kick, Juri follows it up with an upward knee strike with her other leg aimed directly at Marisol's chin. And although she seems to be focused on kicks, a kick chick if you will, she kneels down to deliver a punch directly to Marisol's stomach. Mostly so she can sneer directly in her face, "I think I'll rip that fluffy white mutt apart right in front of you. Won't that be fun?!"
Then in a final blur of motion she pulls away from Marisol before delivering a final spinning mule kick to Marisol's face with a blast of violet psycho power!
"Wh--hey don't agree with this hag!" Marisol exclaims in response to May Lee, momentarily horrified at the thought that her SNF-teammate would take sides with batshit-insane Juri. Somewhere in there, the redhead swears she hears a familiar voice being equally-familiar in perversion. A headshake later, it's dismissed with a frown.
Meanwhile, Juri is about to DESTROY HER. However, Marisol is more than eager to see just what this crazy lady has in store. It's seconds before that sneer and the sudden swirl of energy she knows equals pain that causes the girl to second-guess what the hell she's doing just standing there. "Oh not this shi--"
The foot is DRIVEN into her shoulder, causing the redhead to "OOF" in sheer pain and stagger. The knee slams into her jaw, causing Marisol to reel upwards and backwards, then a punch to the stomach. The words from Juri's blood-stained mouth come as HRRMR PRRHGH MMMR as her head is currently ringing /loudly/ from pain.
Then, Marisol is blasted in the face and sent flying several feet before she stops against the side of a parked car. She's there, buried partially in its door for a second before she falls forward onto her face.
"Hrrghghhhh," is her utterly-coherent response before she painfully pulls back onto her feet. "Cr...crazy bitch...gonna..!"
Marisol breaks into a sprint, ignoring the absolute agony of her body to just try and pounce Juri, fists glowing with chi as she tries to catch the woman in the face with a hook. Should it land, she'll follow up by two more before delivering an uppercut. Once uppercuted, Marisol will grab Juri by the throat and headbutt her in the face, clean in the nose, before concluding the series of attacks with a mighty uppercut to her jaw!
With Marisol and Juri locked up in a terrifying, slashfic-esque knock down, drag out fight, May Lee has no choice but to stand off to the side and watch; actually diving in to try and hit the one might lead to her accidentally hitting the other, and if Marisol is her team-up partner for the day, such friendly fire would no doubt be frowned upon.
So, without many options for getting in the fray, she'll keep her eyes trained on Juri, looking for weaknesses, or hints to her technique, or fashion ideas for later.
COMBATSYS: MayLee focuses on her next action.
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COMBATSYS: Juri blocks Marisol's Cloud Nine.
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MayLee 0/-------/-------|====---\-------\0 Marisol
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Ahhh... the delight of an attack well delivered and the cathartic delight of pain shared. These are some of Juri's favorite things. And as she is lowering her foot from the final blow of her attack, turns her head calmly to one side to spit out some blood. Then she takes a moment to run her lips over her teeth to feel for any loose or missing ones. Yeah, Marisol hits like a brick with a rocketpack that's for sure. And even someone like Juri seems to have taken notice.
Which is why when the woman rises from her car door resting place Juri quickly takes a highly defensive stance! Her legs spread into a comfortable shoulder length posture and her muscles flexed in order to absorb the pain of the coming blow! Thankfully her preparation isn't entirely needed though, and she is able to deflect the throat grab with one of her arms and stop the headbutt with her hand. It still hurts like hell: Especially that yellow chi the girl uses. But when Juri stands back up into a neutral posture her expression is more of 'annoyance' than 'agony'.
A quick glance is spared toward Maylee. Juri smiles, "Good girl, sit there for a minute. It should only take a little while longer." Violet eyes direct themselves at Marisol once more. "You're a pretty tough woman. I give you that." Says the girl still wearing a pomeranian tail-clip on the back of her belt. Perhaps she's forgotten about it? "But now it's time to say good night." Her left eye flashes with garish purple energy, and Juri is gone!
Or rather, she is airborne. The pants of Juri's outfit ripple rapidly as she streaks through the air directly toward Marisol, intent on delivering a painful looking kick to her chest! Should she be successful the kick will be followed up with a knee driving her upward, then another turning kick finished off with a painful spinning heel kick intent on launching her back into that car she seemed so fond of earlier!!!
COMBATSYS: Juri successfully hits Marisol with Shikusen.
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Advancing, albeit winded and in sheer PAIN, Marisol does her best to try and take on Juri and at least drop her down a sassy peg or two. Unfortunately, the vicious Shadaloo assassin is quick and sturdy; she defends against her strikes, stifling the blows with timed precision. If she weren't a) so irritated by her blatant lack of compassion for cute things and b) HURTING, she could very well appreciate her sturdiness.
Good night? "GOOD NIGHT? Pft!" is her response--before Juri sort of vanishes.
An only momentary glance is spared. "Hey, what are you doing!?" she cries to May Lee, who seems to be biding her time. Probably not a bad idea, but Marisol is all about action. "Get over here an--"
Kicked in the CHEST before kneed there, she's kicked several times before she's kicked into the car she just pried herself out of. This time, the vehicle is dented inwards so much the car sort of folds inwards upon itself.
Groaning in more pain than ever, Marisol is determined to at least punch Juri in the face. So, pulling on the last of her energy, the redhead just charges clumsily at the Shadaloo assassin, she'll try to deliver four stunning hooks at the woman's face before she reels back and then SLAMS her fist forward, to send the woman flying!
Hit or miss, Marisol falls over after that, unconscious and so tired. So very tired.
DON'T DIE MAY LEE.
COMBATSYS: Marisol can no longer fight.
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MayLee 0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0 Juri
"What am I doing?" May Lee repeats as her smile slowly grows.
"/What am I doing/?! I'm getting ready to /save the da--/"
May Lee is mid-dynamic pose when Juri just all of a sudden crumples Marisol with a few kicks to the chest.
Her scarf immediately falls and all of her heroic confidence bleeds away; crestfallen and solemn, May Lee claps a hand to her chest, stares Juri dead in the eye and declares, "You--maybe you've beaten my ally, but now, more than ever, I can't--I /won't/ let your crimes go unpunished, Shar-Peitte the Merciless!"
Following this, the Korean warrior--girl leaps in place for no other reason than to set her feet wide apart and cock her right fist back, and once she's so carefully prepared herself, she... dives for Juri with every intention of hitting the ground rolling, popping back up to her feet and jamming her right leg up beneath the Shadaloo fighter's chin with jaw-rattling force.
COMBATSYS: Juri dodges Marisol's Atom Smasher.
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MayLee 0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0 Juri
COMBATSYS: MayLee successfully hits Juri with Lightning Needle.
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One down, one to go.
Juri delivered the last bit of pain to Marisol's chest. It's not at all because she has something against the chests of other women, but simply because that's where the heart lungs and all other delightfully squishy and important organs are located. And indeed as she delivers that final blow she can feel the cracking of her ribcage, it compressing under the sheer force of her strike, and then releasing as the boxer is sent careening backwards!
But Marisol isn't done it seems. Suddenly she lurches forward, and rapidly approaches Juri full of intent to finish the violent woman with one last desperate combination attack!
But it's not to be. Juri steps out of the way in the last instant and allows for the exhausted and brutalized boxer to fall down upon the wooden stage. The Korean snorts softly, "Well... that was kind of fun." With that she turns to give Maylee a cruel, malevolent grin. It's quite clear what's going to happen next: The fun is going to continue, and Maylee is getting a front row seat.
And when the other Korean girl leaps into action, rolling into place and intending to smack Juri directly in the chin with incredible force! Juri just smirks. She then prepares to deflect the girl's punch with her hand, but surprised by the sudden force of the blow instead finds her guard blasted away and her chin struck with full force!
With a soft 'guh' Juri stumbles backward. She raises her hand to rub her sore jaw, then frowns at Maylee, "Justice this... justice that. Oh... I see." She chuckles, "You've studied Taekwondo too, huh? Of course you have. Hm. Maybe it's time to teach you what a crock of shit that is, huh?" And without another world Juri turns on her right leg and leans back so as to thrust out with her left leg directly into Maylee's midsection! The intent is to send the young girl sprawling backwards with the force of her blow... let's see what really happens though.
COMBATSYS: MayLee counters Thrust Kick from Juri with Blazing Intercept.
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"Of /course/ I've studied Taekwondo!" May Lee exclaims, scandalized by the notion that this is even up for /debate/. "There's no style more wholesome, more just, more /pure/ than Kaphwan-style Taekwondo--what /better/ form for an aspiring Champion of Justice?! What better way to frame the neverending struggle for what's good and right in the world, than--"
May Lee doesn't even stop talking when Juri tries to kick her, she just twirls in place and thrusts /her/ left leg so that the sole of her shoe ends up pressed against the sole of Juri's foot, killing the Shadaloo operative's inertia.
"--Taekwondo?! No, Taekwondo isn't a crock of--of--uh--of /anything/!"
Without moving her upper body, May Lee slips her foot away from Juri's, smacks the side of her knee against the side of Juri's to unbalance her fellow Taekwondo fighter, then plants her feet and... begins to spin in place.
A lot.
Aaaaa lot.
When she finally stops, she's posing with her index finger imposingly extended, her scarf all a-flutter, her teeth bared and an explosion of invisible chi racing towards Juri to batter her in recompense for the failed strike.
"Don't be so down on yourself--I can show you the way, if you've forgotten!"
The Spider's attack meets ... with a block? That doesn't seem quite right. Next her leg is knocked wide by another strike, and this is followed up with Maylee spinning like a top and sending an explosion of radiant chi flowing toward Juri! It's enough to send the older woman stumbling backwards and away from the other Taekwondoka. Juri grits her teeth first in anger ... but then that anger is switched with wide-eyed surprise.
"KIM?!"
Juri practically growls the name, and then suddenly she starts laughing out loud. A hideous, uncontrolled cackle that shakes the diminuitive woman from the soles of her feet to the top of her unusual hair style. She arches her back and continues to laugh loudly and freely, so much so that the crowd grows silent momentarily.
And as Juri lowers her gaze to Maylee, the older woman smiles at her with a mixture of contempt and pity. "So I see. That's right. Of course that's right. Such a delight to meet one of that man's students in battle. I'm honored. Though... less than pleased at the circumstances." Juri states simply while reaching behind herself to unclip that annoying fluffy white tail before tossing it into the audience. "Let me show you some respect then."
Juri suddenly lunges forward! Crouching low she tries to get under Maylee's guard, before delivering a powerful spinning kick cartwheel kick with her feet alight in violet psi power. She'll spin twice, four kicks in total... and all of them aimed at Maylee's stomach, chest, and chin.
COMBATSYS: Juri successfully hits MayLee with Senpusha.
- Power hit! -
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May Lee is so happy to have gotten through to Juri, Insane Dog-Hating Dog Woman that she doesn't even notice the Shadaloo enforcer invading her personal space.
So the next thing she knows, she's having that dream where she is Supergirl and Ichiro Oe is Jimmy Olsen and she's flying him to safety after saving Southtown from a Psychtonite robot attack engineered by Vega Luthor, only instead of a cute costume and Ichiro Oe she just has horrible bruises and, possibly, a broken jaw.
It takes her maybe half a minute to wake up; by that point, she is still airborne, though she is, mercifully, hitting the apex of her ascent, which means she'll--plummet--to the--
The Korean heroine quickly shakes her head; if she's to have any chance to save herself /and/ vanquish her villainous foe, she's got to marshall every last bit of spirit she can despite the odds and /fight/ to snatch victory from the jaws of a crushing defeat! It's what Kim would do! It's what Kamen Rider would do!
Oh, speaking of things a Kamen Rider might do:
Once she's gotten her bearings, May Lee manages to tuck her body into a tight ball, and beneath her own power and the incredible momentum that Juri was so kind to lend her, she spins at terrific speeds as she makes her descent. About halfway down, the air around her body ignites with flaming chi laced around her being on a semi-conscious level; by /now/, the stage and Juri are the only ones at risk for being harmed. May Lee herself - hit or miss - will be just fine from the fall.
The fall that terminates when May Lee suddenly extends her right leg to try and strike /through/ Juri with an echoing cry of, "--KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!"; whether she connects or not, May Lee's motion won't stop until she's plummeted straight through the stage, which itself will have no choice but to collapse beneath the inadvertant impact. And if she /does/ strike?
There's all that fire chi around May Lee's body, chi that the kick was meant to transfer to Juri. Chi that explode all around the Shadaloo Taekwondo fighter as the exclaimation point on the end of the slow circle the heroine's right arm traces through the air just before herself.
COMBATSYS: MayLee successfully hits Juri with May Lee- The End!.
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THAT felt good. Juri's attack was far more successful than she had intended it to be, and the sensation of crumpeling flesh and yielding bone beneath her bare feet is more than satisfying. Though unfortunately the success of her attack seems to have transferred to Maylee who, taking advantage of the height Juri has given her, is now plummeting back down to Earth in a ball of fiery chi!
Juri's just sorta gives the entire situation a sort of 'What the Fuck?' expression.
It is what it is however, and as Maylee descends in a fireball of retribution Juri has hardly any time to get out of the way! And it shows, because she hardly even starts moving before Maylee strikes her with full force from the fiery kick! Both of them then are sent plummeting through the stage, now collapsing on top of them both. The gigantic papier-mache dog? Yeah that's coming down too, ON TOP of both Juri and Maylee. And for a few hectic moments Juri herself finds herself pinned under the very thing she had intended to pin part of the audience under.
This realization does not make Juri a happy woman.
Yet despite the insane damage wrought by Maylee's last attack, the insane Shadaloo Taekwondoka managed to work herself out from under the rubble and stand now atop the brittle remains. She grits her teeth in anger, her entire body shaking with barely contained rage. "Damn you." She mutters through clenched teeth. Chaotic swirls of violet energy swirl around her body in a slowly building tempest, until finally reaching an apex wherein she screams aloud, "DAMN YOU!!!"
The building psycho power ignites into a sudden, powerful non-directional blast! Consuming not just the papier-mache doggy and Juri, but also part of the stage. The hope is that it just might hit Maylee as well.
COMBATSYS: Juri successfully hits MayLee with Fuharenjin.
~ Cruel hit! ~
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It would probably take May Lee a minute or two to work her way out from under the statue; there's no leverage down there, and also it's goddamn heavy and she doesn't have an Aunt May to motivate her to lift goddamn heavy things that she should otherwise be unable to lift.
So it's a good thing that Juri's there to detonate basically everything and free her; it's just too bad that May Lee is sent flying through the audience in the process, sending chairs and people flying every which way as she tumbles through them.
"That was--" she wheezes as she crawls out from beneath a mountain of chairs. "You--you--ow--" There are a few lingering swirls of violet energy orbiting her body, though as she rights herself they're shifting in hue from purple to incandescent blue. "--you--/meanie/!"
Bruised, breathless and badly battered, May Lee Jinju springs into action, legs bent back and arms pulled well behind her head; once she's above Juri, there's a moment of suspended movement before she thrusts her right hand down. One of those orbiting strands of energy race along her arm, towards Juri where it will explode regardless of whether or not she's actually there.
"You /villain/!" she exclaims as her left hand ias thrown down, flinging another explosion.
"Dog hater! Statue Killer! What did Bobby ever do to you, huh?! Oooh, you make me--when we go out to eat after this you are /paying for your food and that is final/!" Each exclaimation is punctuated by another explosion until she's out of words and energy both; at that point, she lands amidst the ruins of the stage and slowly slumps to her knees, panting.
COMBATSYS: MayLee prepares to take her last stand against Juri!
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MayLee 0/-------/----===|====---\-------\0 Juri
COMBATSYS: Juri dodges MayLee's Disposition Frog.
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MayLee 0/-------/----===|====---\-------\0 Juri
Once Juri has finished expending all of that mental energy for her attack, she is fully and truly exhausted. She stands atops the crumbling remains of the papier-mache statue laying half buried in the ruins of the wooden stage hunched over. Her normally bright and energetic violet colored eyes are dim, every part of her hurts. But she's smiling? Why is she smiling? Because it's this kinda of exertion, this kind of pain, this kind of mutual beating that Juri loves most. In fact part of her thrills at the fact that Maylee, blasted ino the audience, is now springing into the air to deliver a final death blow!
Another part of her, the most vocal part, is just annoyed.
Juri deftly slides out of the way of the first directed chi explosion, "Seriously?" She leaps off of the papier-mache doggy to land on a broken plank of the stage in order to dodge another explosion, "You don't get why?! REALLY?!" Another explosion, and Juri has slid down the plank to land near the back of the papier-mache dog's head. "They /made/ me wear those stupid ears and that STUPID FUCKING tail! They made me a laughing stock. AND NOW I'M PISSED OFF!" Yet another explosion.
Was Juri consumed finally? no, not at all. Instead she is hovering over Maylee's head herself now, and brings her foot to try and swiftly kick her across the face. "And now, I want for you to sit down like a good little girl and wait for Bobby to get here. So we can all go home after I'm done ripping his stupid yapping head off!!!"
COMBATSYS: MayLee fails to counter Light Kick from Juri with Blazing Intercept.
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MayLee 0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0 Juri
COMBATSYS: MayLee can no longer fight.
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Juri 0/-------/---====|
May Lee is kicked across the face, which is, well--enough. She was on her last legs as it was, and that one blow is all it takes to knock her from her knees to her back in a rather awkward repose.
Marisol will hopefully understand.
It is done. And finally done this time. Juri's clothing ruffles in the breeze caused by her descent, and when she lands she nearly stumbles to her knees. She's exhausted, at least. It's unlikely that she'll be able to do much damage to anyone in this state. Still the audience sort of mumbles nervously to itself. What was all this about anyway? Just one crazy, pissed off Korean chick? And what happened to Bobby?
Well, about that. You see there just happens to be a rather lovely SUV driving up to the plaza right this moment. From the top of its sunroof a young man with a megaphone pops up, "HELLO EVERYONE! Sorry to keep you waiting! It's now the moment you've been waiting for! The one, the only, the adorable Bobby Gorgeous!" The crowd breaks out in cheers as the door to the SUV opens, revealing the beloved Pomeranian and his signature heart-shaped eyepatch!
They're not the only ones excited though.
On the ruined remains of the stage a dark aura gathers around Juri. She chuckles to herself darkly, "Bobby... oh... Bobby." Then suddenly she produces a shrieking yell that pierces the heavens, "I'M COMING TO /EAT/ YOU BOBBY!!! BONES AND ALL!" Then with a powerful flying leap, Juri begins ... no, not crowd surfing: CROWD RUNNING! Using the tops of people's heads as leaping stones as she runs full bore toward the SUV and unfortunate cute poochy.
Inside the SUV, a young woman stammers, "Uh... we got a crazy Korean woman advancing on the vehicle and she's threatening to eat Bobby." The young man with a megaphone frowns and drops back into the vehicle, "We all knew this day would come. People, we've prepared for this! Driver, get us out of here. /Now/."
The door to the SUV closes with Bobby safely tucked inside. Not long after it peels off towards safety! Is Juri giving up the pursuit? Hell no. In fact she'll chase Bobby and his handlers half-way across the city and toward the airport before finally collapsing in the middle of the street from exhaustion.
"Seth... yeah, listen, I don't need any of your lip. Wait, what pictures? WHAT VIDEO?! You ... you fucker... you better not have. Oh goddamn you, you put it on the Shadaloo HOMEPAGE?! When I get back you're dead. SO FUCKING DEAD. You hear me? Hello? HE HUNG UP ON ME!!! HRAAAAAAGH!" ... there went another cell phone.
COMBATSYS: Juri has ended the fight here.
Log created on 19:30:35 10/24/2010 by Marisol, and last modified on 10:28:41 11/09/2010.