Description: Vanessa gets drunk and ends up on a meteor heading for the sun. Mizuki's situation is eerily similar. They fight on a field of meteors, at least some of which were attracted by the gravitational force of Vanessa's possibly somewhat unfair physique. Etiquette rules are broken! Vomit is projected! Shirts are vaporized! Bangs are exchanged! And then Vanessa wins it with the after-fight coinflip. (Winner: Vanessa, by coinflip)
Last night, Vanessa went to the most happening bar she could find outside Metro, and proceeded to gather some information from the locals regarding the situation in Taizhou, the status of "R", and also what that dickhead Igniz is up to.
At the moment, Vanessa is waking up on a meteor bound for the Sun.
She is not really sure how this happened but she is at least mostly sure it is Igniz' fault.
She settles into the comfortable deck chair behind her and slips on a pair of shades while reaching for the helpfully provided brandy, figuring she may as well just ride this thing out.
Last night, Mizuki went to the most happening shrine she could find outside Southtown, and proceeded to gather some information from the locals on the situation in Taizhou, the status of Alma,and also what that dickhead Jiro was up to.
At the moment, Mizuki is on a meteor bound for the Sun as well.
Unfortunately, her meteor is on a collision course with Vanessa's, and what she was told was that _Vanessa_.. is Igniz. And Jiro. And that... makes her One Mad Miko(tm).
"VANESSAGNIZRO! OR WHATEVER YOU CALL YOURSELF--GET READY!!" It sounds totally nonsensical, and it -is-.
COMBATSYS: Mizuki has started a fight here.
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Mizuki 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Vanessa has joined the fight here.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Mizuki
Vanessa is just chillin, you know. She figures she'll ride this out, maybe get a nice tan, make a stop and hang out with her bros in Space Jail. They say the bars on mercury are pretty hoppin'.
She peeks over the edge of her sunglasses at the oncoming meteor, and only has time to make a questioning sound before THUNDEROUS DECLARATION AGAINST HER PERSON!!
"I'm at least one of those!" Vanessa affirms, waving her fine alcohol in the air, and then she WINGS THE BOTTLE AT MIZUKI ACROSS THE YAWNING VOID. "But the other two I have to beat you stupid ofr!!!"
COMBATSYS: Vanessa successfully hits Mizuki with Small Thrown Object.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Mizuki
*plonk* The bottle cracks into Mizuki's forehead. Were they on Earth, with actual gravity and shit, that might've hurt more. Instead, it's a waste of a good bottle, though it does send Mizuki tumbling backwards.
"I'LL BEAT YOU FOR ALL THREE!!" So saying, she coils, and launches herself, uttering a terrifying kiai. Or it would be, if the lack of much air weren't making her sound tinny and almost heliumated; she sounds like one of the Ducktales crew, really, as she comes sailing at Vanessa, arms outstretched, for a flying choke and slam.
COMBATSYS: Vanessa counters Hyouryuu no Koki from Mizuki with Puncher Vision.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0 Mizuki
"And now you made me waste a perfectly good bottle of booze!!" Vanessa declares, because that was totally Mizuki's fault. She plants gloved hands on low-slung hips, thumbs lacing into the beltloops of her slacks which are instead held up by the insane suspender-harness contraption Vanessa wears instead of undergarments, and cries, "Now get down here so I can beat your ass proper like!!"
Mizuki obliges with great glee, and she surges in while wailing like a duck, and Vanessa--
Disappears!?!?
It lasts only a fraction of a second before the boxing queen reappears, behind her, and then just drills her in the base of the skull with one gloved fist. "Slow!" she cries. "What's the matter with kids, these days, didn't they give you any speed training!?"
Ngh~~ Mizuki reels forward from the counterpunch, stumbling into a neat handflip and turn that leaves her facing Vanessa again. "Speed training? That's so one hundred years ago!! We do -gravity- training now!" Bouncing on her feet, she adds, pointedly, "Looks like you could use some -gravity- training too,"
--and then she lunges, disappearing as well, but reappearing--in front of Vznessa, her hands aglow as she fires a series of chopping attacks at the boxer woman. Each attack is followed by a kiai, three in all, left, right, and then both--aiming for her everlovin' -neck-.
This Miko means Business(tm)!
COMBATSYS: Mizuki successfully hits Vanessa with Kouryuu no Renda.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-======|=====--\-------\0 Mizuki
Vanessa humphs, one fist landing hard on her hip, the other flying up to flip a /vigorous bird/ in Mizuki's direction. "You kids and your gravity!!" Vanessa snaps. "You think it's all smart now, but wait until you're thirty and your ti--*" and then Mizuki beats the stupid right out of her, in the form of judo chopping her with glowy neck chops, earning the miko a strangled "GAGK", finishing when Vanessa sails ass over teakettle before landing on her neck with her butt in the air on a flaming asteroid sailing toward the Sun.
Vanessa punches the ground, forcing herself to her feet, and then sucking in a breath of heady /empty void/, before surging across the distance toward Mizuki and reaching for her gi's upper lip, so she can bring the girl right up close, yell, "/And you'll get fat/," and then punch her in the snout.
COMBATSYS: Mizuki interrupts Violent Clinching from Vanessa with Hyouryuu no Fuki.
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Vanessa 1/--=====/=======|=======\-------\1 Mizuki
*HURK*! Mizuki gets slugged in the face, but even as she's beginning to reel back, her hands are glowing with power, fueled by anger, and the SUN ITSELF. Even though it's icy chi instead, flaring right under Vanessa's feet, a burst of it launching from a fissure in the meteor's crust. "TASTE THE BURNING POWER OF ICE!!" she shouts, through a bloodied, fat lip, as she staggers back once more, before righting herself.
"C'mon, you unholy combination of three men that has massive breasts!! I'M NOT LETTING JAPAN BE REPRESENTED BY YOU!!" Patriotic pride at work, there, as the Japanese flag appears behind Mizuki, accompanied by a sunburst composed of solid lines of red and yellow and orange raying out.
Vanessa gets intense personal satisfaction out of clobbering Mizuki in the nose, except it is short-lived because Mizuki calls down the THUNDER
the...ICE.
THUNDER.
SHUT UP
Vanessa goes SAILING SKYWARD, arcing into the infinite darkness, never to be heard from again, ever.
Until she touches down on /Mizuki's/ meteor, arms crossed under the afore-mentioned enormous tatas, and declares, "I don't even want to represent Japan! They're weird and they all have really unnecssarily complicated outfits!!" She squares her shoulders, defiantly, and then blurs away, darting around to the far side of the meteor, as she gathers her chi into her hands, sparks of gold trailing in the wake of the otherwise dark shadows she leaves behind her Puncher Vision. She holds her mighty fist high, a towering whirlwind swirling behind her!!
"ALSO, THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT!!" she thunders with the FULL FORCE OF HER OUTRAGE as she swings her fist down to punch the meteor she is standing on so it will land on the meteor she used to be standing on, which is to say, on Mizuki's head.
COMBATSYS: Mizuki dodges Vanessa's Puncher Finish.
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Vanessa 0/-------/------=|=======\-------\1 Mizuki
Oh shit. Now it's other meteors?? Mizuki looks up, biting her lower lip, then shouts, "IT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT!!" as she... backflips, high. Not only high, but back wide, off the meteor as it gets smashed by Vanessa's meteor... only to land on -another- meteor, this one gravitically attracted to Vanessa, much like Ramon, or Jiro, or anyone else who happens to like pretty, MILFy redheads.
That isnt' Mizuki, though, as she launches herself once again, shouting "TAKE IT! MY AMAZING ICE AUGER TECHNIQUE!" And indeed, that's exactly what she's doing, spinning rapidly as she glows with power, diving hands-first for Vanessa's midsection. Okay, okay, so it's not -that- amazing, but... what can you do?
COMBATSYS: Vanessa fails to counter Kouryuu no Kiba from Mizuki with Parrying Puncher EX.
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Vanessa 0/-------/---====|=======\-------\1 Mizuki
Vanessa drives the meteor down with LIMITLESS POWER, and then Mizuki...dodges. Onto an incoming meteor, presumably attracted by the gravity of Vanessa's prodigious American bust. Because it sure wasn't Mizuki's!!
Vanessa snaps at the air and just kind of arcs away, because she failed to account for the part where pushing the meteor away from her means pushing herself away from the meteor. Fortunately Mizuki's /got her covered/.
"I'm not taking anything!" Vanessa decrees, and then attempts to skate forard and plow her fist into Mizuki's neck, except --
OH NO
THERE IS NO TRACTION IN SPACE
Vanessa goes sailing off, slightly iceploded.
She should stop, get her breath back, and then pursue Vanessa into space. But she can't. She -won't-. She's going to take this freak down, for the glory of Japan! She can't let a little thing like her breath starting to run out get in the way! Putting her feet down on the meteor, she pushes off, flying after Vanessa, adopting the Superman Pose, left fist forward, and then as she arrives...
She seeks to loop an arm around Vanessa's neck, spin around, and hurl her towards the meteor, saving her from a freezing death in space, only to consign her to potentially having Mizuki's knees land on her stomach and leave her in a rather compromising position atop Vanessa.
COMBATSYS: Vanessa blocks Mizuki's Hyouryuu no Koki EX.
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Vanessa 0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0 Mizuki
Mizuki pursues her through the HOWLING VOID, and then - catches her by the neck. Vanessa does not fight this part. She liked the meteor, there was less falling through space forever.
But when she lands, she hits the ground with one arm and shoves off, sweeping backward and landing on her feet, just in time for Mizuki's knee to lodge itself in the meteor's surface!! And then Vanessa surges in, and yells a triumphant battlecry as she attempts to punch Mizuki in the face like thirty times, and then knock her head off with a super uppercut.
COMBATSYS: Mizuki dodges Vanessa's Machine Gun Puncher.
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Vanessa 0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0 Mizuki
Mizuki totally dodges like, thirty times. No, thirty one, almost forgot about that huge uppercut there, see. Bur she does so with minimal effort, weaving like a ghost between punches and shit. "Alright," she says, suddenly gasping like a fish because goddamn, that was hard. "I've had... enough of you, you hussy! GO BACK TO SNK!!" Suddenly it's company wars time!! When did THIS happen?!?
Mizuki sways back from that uppercut and then--she kicks outwards, a classic 'yakuza' kick, sending her foot sailing straight for Vanessa's belly button. But will Vanessa turn into Seth(15) and engulf her in the vortex of a million stomachs?!?
COMBATSYS: Vanessa counters Fierce Kick from Mizuki with Puncher Vision.
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Vanessa 0/-------/=======|====---\-------\0 Mizuki
Vanessa wails at thin air for a while until Mizuki finishes dodging her barrage of murderous super-fists, causing Vanessa to stagger forward with a huff at the end, breathing hard in the screaming vacuum, because that works. "Hussy!?" Vanessa snaps, aggravatedly snapping her suspenders tight against her stomach. "I'm /much/ more refined than that!"
Mizuki surges at her, intent on plunging her foot into Vanessa's gut! Vanessa does devour Mizuki alive, though, rather surging forward and planting her fist up to the wrist in the miko's gut, adding, "Learn how to respect your elders!"
She throws up, all over Vanessa, vomiting god knows what onto the shirt of the boxer lady thing, even as she's pushed back by the punch. "Ugh..." she groans, wiping her mouth, her eyes locking on Vanessa. "Elder... yeah.. you're definitely -that-... carryin' some saddlebags there, are you?" she counters, as she finds her feet, unsteadily.
Undaunted by the fact that she just got served, she launches herself again, shouting a heated cry, throwing herself into a flip that turns into a tumble which ends with her trying to axe kick Vanessa right in the head, extending out of that forward tumble. She only wobbles a little bit due to the bad gravity (or no gravity, really), ready to try and make a landing.
COMBATSYS: Vanessa counters Strong Kick from Mizuki with Puncher Vision.
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Vanessa 1/------=/=======|=======\-------\1 Mizuki
Vanessa gets VOMITED ALL OVER, which is basically the worst. However: "Gah!" Vanessa wails, horrified and skating away quickly. "God! My favorite shirt! At least buy me a beer before you do that!"
She can't take the shirt off, because Shermie's not here to entice her terrible ideas, even though this close to the sun it is /quite hot/, so she just says, "And now I have to finish out the fight in this! And screw you, my figure is plenty perky!"
She doesn't even think about it before she surges foward and ahmmers her fist into Mizuki's chest while Vanessa's body is about halfway past hers - swinging the full force of her body into the blow to FLING Mizuki downrange!!
And then she blinks, looks at her hand, and murmurs, "I guess that's kinda bad form, huh? Uh, my bad!"
She vomits again, making the shirt just that much more worse when she's punched--it's like a rocket trail of spew. Apparently she had Chinese for lunch, or at least that's what it looks like--maybe yakisoba. God, that hurt. But still the spirit burns--she lands, and her pain-maddened eyes gleam with purpose. "Gonna beat you so hard.. you're gonna -wish- you were Jiro..." she hisses, as she stalks forward. Slowly. Tiredly. But still with the fire of competition burning in her soul. That competitive fire comes out now--as actual fire!
Or a chi version, at least, as she taps into something utterly nonsensical and hurls a gigantic wave of fire at Vanessa from -point blank range-. "TASTE THE FIRE OF MY SOUL!!!" she shouts, then, just as the fire crests, "THIS IS MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!"
COMBATSYS: Vanessa blocks Mizuki's Hyouryuu no Fuki EX.
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Vanessa 1/----===/=======|=------\-------\0 Mizuki
Vanessa decides not to punch Mizuki in the gut again because she is WAY too sober to put up with getting vomitted on. God!!
ONce she launches Mizuki a ways downrange, Vanessa takes a quick breath in the darkness, fanning herself. It's getting kind of hot, isn't it!? "Uhh, I don't think anything ever can make me wish I was Jiro," Vanessa says, flicking her wrist dismissively and to try and get some sick off her.
And then, as they draw near the sun, Mizuki replies by OH GOD SETTING HER ON ALL KINDS OF FIRE. Vanessa squawks, "I DON'T WANT YOUR BANG, YOU'RE LIKE SIXTEEN!!" as Mizuki's glorious wave of horror washes across her, one arm held up to defend while her shirt burns away to ashes in what was probably an inevitable turn of events.
From the conflagration, Vanessa snaps a fist out for Mizuki's jaw - and if she can catch it, spins out for a second, and then a precisely timed combination of blows, with one purpose only:
Beat her unconscious and then knock her to Neptune!
COMBATSYS: Mizuki interrupts Champion Puncher from Vanessa with Kouryuu no Kiba.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-
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Vanessa 0/-------/-======|===----\-------\0 Mizuki
COMBATSYS: Mizuki can no longer fight.
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Vanessa 0/-------/-======|
Look, you keep pounding the soft parts, the stuff is gonna come up. That's just the way it is. At least there isn't anything left for Mizuki to horf up. But she looks kind of pissed off anyways. "I'M SEVENTEEN, MY +BIO IS _TOTALLY WRONG AND I HAVEN'T FIXED IT AND SIXTEEN IS LEGAL IN JAPAN ANYWAYS_!!!" Gosh, like, take a chill pill, Mizuki.
"Th--that's it! I'M DONE WITH YOU!! HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" And rearing back, she meets Vanessa's punch with her own, her fists aflame as she achieves the ultimate--CROSS COUNTER. A splitsecond after the impact, and she's still, in punching pose, her cheek comically puffed up. "I knew... it would end like this..." She murmurs, as a wind blows out of nowhere... and then she falls over.
Somewhere, someone yells, "C...CROSS COUNTER?!"
The person next to him in the stands punches him in the jaw and snaps, "That's when they hit each other in the face, idiot!"
Meanwhile, below, Vanessa puts all her force into that punch---!!! And as the shockwave of their impact clears, Vanessa huffs. ONce. Twice.
"You're...pretty good..." she rasps - and falls.
Log created on 19:02:15 05/23/2010 by Vanessa, and last modified on 14:41:21 05/28/2010.